#I say this but then realize maybe it wouldn't but also maybe it would and just RAGHGHGGH god I hate hand placements

[cosmosluckycharms]

Showtime☆

Lullaby In Blue

When you finally get to the manor, it's dark out.

You were so sleepy. You just wanted your momma. You just wanted your grandpa.

You assume that when you get home, your father will take you in with open arms and talk as sweetly as your momma said.

Unfortunately for you, unlike how momma described him, he's cold and hard to decipher...

You look up at him in a mix of curiosity and excitement. He looked so cool! he was wearing a fancy outfit and he just looked so cool! The only thing that threw you off was how he looked so.....tired.

"WOAH!! You look so cool! Are you my dad? Momma has said so many good things about you! How about that one time when you-" He cut you off.

"Alfred, show her to her room if you will." he started walking away.

Your heart broke a little at that, but it's okay! You win him over sometime! For now, you need a nap.

Alfred walks you to your room while profusely apologizing about Bruce.

You walk into your room. And it's clear they didn't do much research on you...

The toys were better suited for a kid younger than you, maybe around 4 or 5 years old.

You don't complain though, the room is huge and you have a bigger bed than you can imagine!

You have your bedroom and walk-in closet! Alfred says to sleep and tomorrow they'll sort out the room and make it more for you.

The next morning you wake up and decide to unpack a bit.

You didn't have much, just a few clothing items, jewelry from your momma, a few picture frames, and some of momma's old stuff such as paintings and her cassettes of movies.

As soon as you finished unpacking Alfred came to call you down for breakfast.

You go downstairs to see at the table your father, a boy around 23 with black hair, and another boy who looked around 18 years old with also black hair with a white patch.

You introduced yourself to them like your momma taught you.

"Hello!! im Y/N L/N!!! Well, actually I don't know about L/N now because technically he is my dad," you point to Bruce. "I'm kinda hungry," before you could continue with your ramble Alfred shut you up with a plate of pancakes in front of you.

It's clear to everyone but you that 7 in the morning is too early to be this hyper and nonsensical.

"Oo! pancakes! I love pancakes! They're my favorite! My grandpa makes it from scratch-" You pause for a second, a very slight stop that makes your eyes water up a little.

No one could notice it.

Well besides the literal detectives sitting at the table.

You continued rambling for a bit before Alfred mentioned a playground in the backyard, recently designed for you.

"WOAH that's so cool! Can I go play on it? Please?" you made sure to drag the 'e' in 'please', that's how it always worked on momma.

He allowed you to and you quickly got off your chair.

You were about to play outside before realizing you were nowhere near ready to play outside, you still had your PJs on, and your fuzzy socks!

You ran to your room to get ready for the day, which was difficult because momma would always help usually

You were trying not to look sad, you shouldn't be sad. You should be thankful for all the things they're doing for you.

After a couple of hours of playing on the mini playground, you got tired.

You decided to get back inside and eat.

You went inside and saw it was empty. You decided to go into your room and take a nap.

You walked in and realized you forgot to go shopping with Alfred! All the things in your room were baby things, and you only had two other pairs of clothes to wear!

You didn't mind though.

You lay down on the carpet and fell asleep immediately.

It wouldn't hurt to sleep for a while...

You woke up a couple of hours later.

You woke up silently crying, you had a dream about the day you and your momma and grandpa went to a theme park.

You couldn't remember much about the dream, only that you had so much fun.

You don't know why you're crying, you had a great time, did you not?

You didn't understand. This shouldn't be happening.

To calm yourself down, you started humming the lullaby your momma sang to you.

It worked slightly.

You decided to get up and eat, you were hungry and hadn't eaten earlier.

You went downstairs and saw a boy no older than 15 eating a bowl of cereal.

You hadn't met him yet, so you tried to introduce yourself to him!"HELLO! My name is Y/n l/n!!!!! What's your name??"

Unfortunately for you, you caught him at a bad time. He had been working on a case since 7:30 am and this was his break.

"Leave me alone," he said, in a obviously tired tone.

Well, obvious to everyone but you.

You continued asking him questions, only for him to ignore you, grab the bowl of cereal, and walk away to his room.

You looked at him with a confused look on your face.

Your stomach rumbled a bit before you snapped out of it and grabbed yourself a bowl of cereal too.

You ate alone at the table.

The next day while outside in the garden, you saw a boy playing with a dog.

The dog looked so cute! You decided to talk to the boy.

"HELLO!! Im y/n l/n!! it's nice to meet you!!"

You started asking him a lot of questions, like what his name was, what the dog's name was, are you guys were siblings, and more!!

The excitement you had to meet others was overwhelming to some people.

He ended up getting the dog to chase you away.

You ran to your room and stayed there the entire day.

You wanna go home.

You ended up finding out their names at one point or another.

The 23-year-old one was Richard "Dick" Grayson, the 18-year-old one was Jason Todd, the one that shooed you away while eating cereal was Timothy "Tim" Drake, and the boy who got his dog to chase you was Damian Wayne.

You don't understand why they didn't want you, you weren't mean or evil like those villains you saw in the books momma read you, so why did they not want you?

You tried getting into hobbies you didn't care about so you guys could talk about them.

You joined a book club, which you kind of disliked since it was so quiet.

You joined gymnastics, which you were good at and kind of enjoyed, it did help you get your energy out, though!

You tried coding, which you didn't like at all.

You tried art, which you were okay at.

Nothing really stuck!

And it's not like it helped with getting your family to notice you.

It didn't matter to them, they had Gotham to help.

You didn't have actual hobbies or interests for a while.

Not until you were 12.

You had signed up for theater in middle school, and the teacher was nice enough to take you all on a field trip to a play.

It changed your life.

You knew immediately that that's what you wanted to do.

You wanted to spread smiles, just like how this play had spread joy to you and others.

You wanted to perform on stage for others!

You knew this was what you wanted!

As soon as you got home you asked Alfred if for your birthday you could have a stage.

One that was going to be demolished soon due to not bringing in any money.

He decided to think about it.

It was a strange request coming from you.

You never really asked for things like this.

You never really asked for non-neccesities at all!

But he decided to not think about it too hard.

feeding my like 2 emu!reader enjoyers lmfao

oml this took so long

guys lowk im so tired

anyways this is ass

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[kulalanti]

Thinking about how there's a lot of amnesia stories where Optimus ends up reverting back to Orion Pax (because I think it canonically happened in TFP?) and I'm just thinking about that scenario but in a Shattered Glass scenario, mostly TF:One because it's the one continuity I know a lot about (sorry sksksk) and also in the actual canonical SG universes.

So like in a Shattered Glass TF:One AU, if it's SG!OP who forgets his memory then I feel kinda bad for SG!Megs. Cause while I do think OP would be less insane as Orion Pax, he definitely was already toxic even before he became a Prime. He def tries to get Megs into trouble and I feel he'd be slightly jealous and pissed that Megatron has a T-cog and he doesn't. He def figures out he has amnesia ngl and is probably very mad at Megatron for lying to him. If it's SG!Megs who gets amnesia well I'm pretty sure SG!OP is keeping him in Iacon and he is never ever leaving OP's sights. Doesn't help that D-16 held so much respect for the Primes so he'd probably look up to OP.

In the Shattered Glass FunPub version, it's a bit difficult to say cause canonically speaking I'm pretty sure that... before the war, Megatron and OP didn't actually know each other? Like it's never brought up that they knew each other, when Megatron was a mathematician and Optronix was a librarian. So yeah I don't think it would work here cause I'm pretty sure Optronix would straight up just kill an amnesiac Megatron. At best he'd help fix him because he'd just be offended that his greatest enemy wouldn't even die as the mech who had been opposing him for so long. Megatron though... he'd help reform Optronix, he's a nice guy in this continuity and to be fair this is the Shattered Glass continuity where OP genuinely does get a sorta redemption arc where he became Nova Prime.

In the Shattered Glass IDW version, this one is tasty because they do know each other. If it was OP who got amnesia, well... the problem is he was pretty power-hungry even when he was Orion Pax but I think Megatron could fix him (probably not but ya know) by appealing to whatever small friendship they did have. Also he has to really make sure OP doesn't find out he's already a dictator and got the power he wanted cause OP will be pissed once he realized Megatron lied to him. If it was Megatron who got amnesia though? OP is probably going to keep him by his side and would try to maybe get him to work with him?

Like assuming OP still has some affection for Megatron, he would keep him by his side. I like to think this if only because of Megatron's "you may have offered me a place at your side, but I never could have been on your side" and OP's "we are past nothing, Megatron, until I say we are." Like he'd probably be ecstatic to find a Megatron who doesn't exactly oppose him yet.

But yeah, just some amnesia thoughts for TF:Shattered Glass.

[auguryofjellyfish]

my chap 4 death predictions as of day 26. i made this a few days ago and surprisingly, it stayed entirely the same even after the motive drop.

this is more vibes-based than anything. would ojima make sense as a killer? ....maybe? i don't know how though. i guess that he could be the victim and yanagi the killer, i think it could be either-or. my reasoning for this order specifically:

three words- maximizing tragedy factor.

hirojima and/or hayashigeki ain't surviving. one, or both pairs are gonna get broken up now.

ojima dislikes yanagi and actively holds a grudge against him for hurting hiroaki.

ojima was in absolute awe when he heard hayashi killed her abuser, he wished he could be stronger and able to fight back too.

ojima has said many times that he would never kill, so being pushed to murder/or killing by accident would be tragic as hell. pure drama.

i thought about mai as a victim for a second, but i don't see how ojima, or anyone could make a drop on her, plus they have their solidarity thing going on.

yanagi's death would be devastating for mai. here he was, always worried about her safety, when she should have cared more about his all along?

ojima's been a victim his entire life. him dying as a victim would be fitting and devastating, but also...eh. eeeehhh. i guess if he killed by accident/unwittingly, it would also make him a victim of circumstance.

yanagi's self-sacrificial to a fault. if you live to be of service to others, could you say that you would never die for someone?

i'm not too certain about ojima killer, i don't know how it could be compelling AND well-written. woah, an abuse victim being a killer, so original. he can't kill while he's dissociating, that would be bad and stupid. he also wouldn't kill on purpose because he simply dislikes someone. what i feel is just... ojima killer would bring a different kind of devastation than ojima victim. he's a very kind and caring person, the idea of him going against who he is like that hurts so bad. there would be an undertone of betrayal there. like, et tu, ojima? especially if hiroaki carries the trial again, and as he's putting the pieces together, he realizes that he has doomed ojima to death. that, to me, would be an entirely different type of agony than the one of ojima getting murdered. not to say that hiroaki wouldn't also be completely incapacitated by ojima dying as a first thing.

also, i thought about a scene like, hiroaki thinks the 'but i wouldn't do it!' argument is always invalid and never lets it slide. so, it would be quite funny if someone accused ojima in the trial and hiroaki was like '??? uhhhh, are you stupid? ojima wouldn't do it, he can hardly tell his left from his right' and ojima's like haaahhh yeah. anyway, i'm putting a pin in it, i dunno. i'm still very fond of the idea that someone will try to kill hiroaki and they will get killed by ojima instead. (thanks bronze-ocs!)

however, yanagi is DEAD dead. deadady-dead-dead-dead. i'm certain. my man's just gone. he's been going above and beyond this chapter, stretching himself thin to support many people and keeping up morale. and so far he's the only one who sort-of kind-of believes in monomoko. or at least, that she might be imprisoned and coerced, just like them. i can't see how he could make it to chapter 5. for him, either scenario works. him being a killer, after all the good he's done for so many people, after he's been trying his hardest to redeem himself and make up for his mistakes? especially killing someone as beloved as ojima? oof. unforgivable. ESPECIALLY because of his knight's vow. he was supposed to protect others, that is what he lives for, and ending someone's life...honestly, now that i think about it, yanagi killer might just give himself up immediately out of pure guilt.

yanagi victim works for the same reasons, he's been trying so hard, struggling, growing, devoting himself to hayashi, wada, and tamba, and he gets killed for it. pure tragedy. it's just fucked. either way, i strongly feel that he's not going to survive.

briefly about some others:

mai: i feel like she might be a goner too, but i'm not sure. i don't see either ojima or yanagi killing her, or vice versa. wellllllllll... anything can happen if it's an accident.....?

tamba: maybe? either she's dying here, or she's a survivor. i just don't feel very strongly about the possibility of her dying.

hiroaki: as substitute for ojima. but i don't think he will, he had JUST tried to kill himself. plus, there's a hell of a lot more evidence for ojima dying rn than him. and my biggest reason...ojima's death would devastate him more than his would devastate ojima. but still, i'm not ruling it out completely.

watari's worrying me, but i think there's a big likelihood she'll survive. i saw the hama killer theories, it would be unexpected and tragic ig, but i dunno. ken and wada are surviving. and that's about it, for now, i'll see how it changes in the upcoming weeks.

[endlessburningdarkness]

Do you think that Shen Yuan's relationship with the other Peak lords would fall apart over time? When you think about it, they've only known each other for like eleven-ish years, and he was dead for nearly half of that time. So, in reality, they've known each other for six-ish years in total (a relatively small amount of time for an immortal), while they knew Shen Jiu for nearly twenty. And you know the saying, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Shen Jiu was not only in charge of an entire Peak but the second in command as well. He had responsibilities that I don't believe were ever fully given to Shen Yuan. With the belief that he was suffering from amnesia, that means that Shen Qingqiu is compromise. So, all the work that usually goes to him goes to everyone else. Lesson plans for the disciples now have to be approved by other Peak lords. Highly sensitive information and paperwork are now handled by one less competent person. Basically, Shen Jiu's workload now belongs to everyone else.

Shen Yuan is essentually that one asshole in every group who doesn't do shit. The personality that the peak lords have come to like better than Shen Jiu can only go so far, as well as the excuses.

"Oh, he has amnesia." "Oh, he's in mourning." "Oh, his been revived after being dead for five years" "Oh, his a newlywed."

When the excuses run out, that's when resentment would set in. That's when they start giving him back responsibilities, but realize quickly that his no Shen Jiu. Shen Yuan was essentially given a math problem and its answer, but never the steps on how to get said answer. He may have SJ's cultivation and muscle memory, but not his mind. As time goes on, the more they resent this "new" Shen Qingqiu and miss the "old" one. The more they realize that this is what a real spoiled young master Shen Qingqiu looks like, and they hate it.

yeah i don't think Shen Yuan has what it takes to shoulder Shen Qingqiu's responsibilities. But also the book doesn't take this aspect seriously, it's not a realistic story about a modern man trying to cope with overwhelming responsibilities of ancient Chinese peak lords, its a comedic take on a straight troll being forced into the story he complained so much about and mean to be haha its so funny how shen yuan might get tortured to death like his hated character. the irony of that is mean to be funny, we are supposed to laugh at shen yuan's struggles, including him being forced to take it up the arse to survive. it's not that serious.

but yes, realistically shen yuan wouldn't last long in that role. he also has a protagonist halo of a sort in which because he's the main character he's supposed to be well-liked and so on, is this realistically how people would react to him? maybe not, but because it's a story and he's the protag everyone ends up liking him. or at least, appearing to like him.

[yayasvalveplay]

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Orion might be living the hentai protagonist life rn but internally he is going through the DEPRESSION TRENCHES

Not only does Orion miss Dee; his carrier coding is going crazy from being horny for his baby daddy, preparing for the sparkling–BUT ALSO Orion's also stressing over the truth of Sentinel/Quintessons/Cogs–with what the High Gaurd told him so he's very worried for Dee and the others. As he rests in the crashed quintessons ship, veil over him to prevent overheating a gift. Orion feels like he doesn't deserve to be treated so nicely since he left D.

Sure it was for their sparkling, now that the High Gaurd are teaching him about sparkling care but given what he's been told— he realizes he truly wouldn't be able to care for his baby, to know what to do without them — hence he feels horribly selfish.

He's gonna be a first time mom, it ain't easy for him even with the seekers' help 😭

Meanwhile for D-16, oh that sire coding HITS HARD, it was a little slow for him but when he finally learns what a sparkling is and what Orion left for. THE SIRE CODING OVERDRIVES AKA FERAL

D-16 gets territorial even; It doesn't take a genius for everyone; D doesn't like the new miner AT ALL, its only when at this point will D crash out which honestly better to crash out now that later ngl D-16 sneaking out more— no one dares mention it, he's becoming withdrawn. The miners really want to stop him– he keeps ignoring them or just gives small replies—so out of character for the mech who a stickler for protocol it lowkey scary; the closest ones who barely get enough even then who talk to him are Elita and Jazz.

He's depressed and pissed off; WAY MORE HORNY his sire coding is basically telling him that he only transfered once so HE NEEDS TO FIND HIS BABY MAMA RN, is maybe having a life crisis over protocols, information concealing, etc including what's really happening due to how can they just replace Orion like that so fast. Then the mining accident occurs with Jazz; how everyone was so quick to let him die, where Orion would've helped Jazz, how Elita-1 gets demoted by Darkwing. They simply didn't follow protocol, right? But with extra knowledge currently from the Archives, there surely could've been another way? Orion has his sparkling—Jazz was going to die– why deny aid?

How I imagine D-16 eventually ending up in sublevel 50, is that Dee eventually has his crash out moment which better now than later fr as he gets caught by the gaurds, outrunning really doesn't mean much when you really don't know the layout of the place like Pax would.

D-16 who's running on fumes, emotions a crisis and sire instincts do him in, the gaurds are just done with his shit so they throw him down.

That's where/when he meets B-127. The usual happens, the map is revealed via Steve death. D-16 really should've figured this out — had this been before Orion's disappearance, he wouldn't even entertain the idea. But... it's a start.

I was not expecting to wake up to a wall of text this morning.

But yessss Orion may be living like a queen, gifts to help out with the sparkling arrival. But he's missing Dee, he's missing his baby daddy and wants his transfluids badly, but by the time the sparkling emerges Dee's transfluids have been gone for a while.

In Iacon Dee's sire protocols slap him in the face our of no where, and now he can't really control what he does or say. He knows he's acting feral, more scary to the other bots. Yes he's sort-of ok being near Elita and Jazz. But even then they can push him to a breaking point.

Yes he's also sneaking out more, putting more pieces to the puzzle. Finding out gestation takes a full year to complete.

How long has Orion been pregnant for, has he missed the birth of his sparkling? Will his baby grow up not knowing who he is because Orion refuses to come back!?

D-16 is desperate and wants to find him so badly.

It's how he gets caught. He was so far deep he couldn't stop himself. Now he's on a train grabbing for Elita as they climb up and up, then out, looking at the first sunrise of their planets surface.

I say by this point the baby is born. And for tf baby's it only takes about 2 weeks for them to go to full adults. So by the time this all happens baby Tronus I'd ready to go on his first expedition.

Funny how his first expedition he meets his true sire.

[swornoffofeggs]

@ofdropeggsonher

{I gave a nod of understanding. The Rachel Berry of the past would have tried to manipulate the situation and literally do or say whatever I thought was necessary now in order to get my own way. Through the years though, I'd like to think I had grown up and matured. Maybe the death of Finn was also a wake-up call of sorts to me now too because it was making me realize how quickly life can change, so it's important to follow your heart... I was doing that here and now in New York City. I was literally living my best life here now. My dreams were coming true, so as much as the selfish part of me wanted Jesse here to share all of that with me, I knew I couldn't force him into doing that. It wouldn't be right. Jesse had a life elsewhere... He had his own dreams he was currently pursuing, so he too had to follow his heart; even if that didn't lead him here to me} I'm not asking to rush anything, Jesse. I'm not even asking for any kind of commitment or titles... All I want to do is to spend time with you while you're here. {I clearly stated. We weren't kids anymore, so maybe our choices in the past weren't ideal, but I'd like to think we both had grown. That said, I didn't want to keep dwelling on the past. Yes, I'm aware that we both made mistakes in the past. I didn't need him to continue reminding me of that} Look, I know we both made mistakes in the past. I'm not denying that, but I'd like to think we're both adults now. We can make logical decisions. That said, we need to stop dwelling on the past, and just focus on the here and now. Let's get to know each other as adults now... As friends. If anything changes over time, or we feel we both want more, then we know the option is there, but for now, we're friends. {I reiterated with a smile as I lifted my glass and took a sip of my drink}

Continued

@swornoffofeggs

As teenagers you always believe you have your priorities planned out. You always think the big dreams are going to fall into place. Jesse can admit he was selfish, he was the guy that only looked out for himself. He was the star of vocal adrenaline, he only wanted to be the best. And that meant hurting others he never planned on caring about in the process. He saw it as a game; he knew of Rachel when he not so accidentally ran into her in that music store, it was a plan one Shelbey and him had orchestrated. He needed Rachel to fall for him, be distracted, she was his only real competition. And even to this day he knew it had stopped being a game the more he got to know her; the way he saw her smile when he held her hand. When she laughed at his lame jokes when we watched grease. But he was in too deep; and the only way out was for Rachel to hate him. To believe it was all a game, to believe he never liked her. She was annoying, selfish but the truth was she was the one that he fell hard for. 

Each time he found a way to end up back in Lima; he wanted to see her. She had big ambitious dreams, and he wanted her to achieve everything she wanted. It fell right into her lap, the performing arts school; with his aid of course. But that was a story for another time. And Funny Girl; she was the youngest star in the making; and he felt proud of her. It was rare he’d ever admit someone was just as talented as him but Rachel lit the candle. It was a shame the stars weren’t lining up for the pair. 

His passion, his everyday work was in London; we opened shows in a few weeks, and he never expected to feel this strongly upon seeing her again. Upon hearing her voice, it made goosebumps form on his arms. To hold her in his arms again, he felt the racing of his chest as we swayed to the music. I heard it in her voice, she was happy for me, just as I was for her. But there was a hint of sadness realizing whatever we attempted to start tonight; and in the next few days was pointless. But the ache in my heart formed at the thought of not taking my shot. I was here for her; I wanted to hold her hand; tell her how remarkable talented she was as long as I could. The night was young; once we escaped this party the night was ours. 

A smile hinted at the corners of his lips as he dropped his hand from around her waist, the one he still had wrapped around her smaller palm. “ Well the reviews are out on that one. We open in a few weeks, and I’d hate to bail just because I found a better offer.” A tease written in his voice. As he glanced down to meet her gaze. Brief before he tugged the brunette through the mountains of crowded people. Bodies pushed up against us until we pushed through the swinging doors. The slight breeze hitting my face as we landed outside. Cars lined up against the curbs. The people chatting as they crossed streets; some attempting to march into the after party; not that I cared. I got away from prying eyes, I got away from the judgy looks. Now it was only us; me being the trouble in this situation. 

Hands dropping to my side, I kept my fingers locked in hers; letting Rachel decide if she wanted to let go. Tilting his head down narrowing eyes on her. “ As much as I love you having your own driver on the wait for us, I think walking would be best.” Pausing as he leaned down until lips were inches from her ear. “ Besides I’d rather have you to myself Berry.” A whisper against her ear before he lifted his head up with a smirk landing on bare lips. 

[tsukihimeyfan]

Just finished watching Wendigoon's video about Hisashi Ouchi and had a terrible, awful, no-good DP prompt idea come into my head. Come suffer with me.

So the Fentons constantly threaten to tear ghosts apart "molecule by molecule" right? What if they managed to make an anti-ghost weapon that made good on that threat? One that tore apart ghostly DNA or ectoplasm, and just straight-up turned any ghost hit by it into green goop, melted within seconds like Danny's clones?

So I imagine that at some point after destroying a couple of ghosts with this new weapon, Jack and Maddie finally manage to corner Phantom somehow. Terrified, Danny is left with no choice but to try to explain who and what he is, hoping to all the Ancients that it will be enough to stop them from hurting him.

Unfortunately for him, the Fentons don't really listen at first and shoot him point blank.

Danny puts his arms up to protect himself and closes his eyes, trembling in abject fear, imagining himself melting away into a pile of goop right in front of his parents. He desperately hopes it's quick and painless. He waits for the end.

...and waits

... and waits

The Fentons and Danny both feel shocked, but Danny eventually laughs (a bit hysterically) and continues explaining his accident, intensely relieved that his half-human nature had protected him from this weapon.

Once he explains everything, the Fentons apologize with tears in their eyes for how they had treated him. They accept him for who he is, and promise to do their best to learn more about ghosts' true natures. They decide to use their inventions in an actually scientific, ethical way, to learn more about this culture and people. Danny and Jazz are both ecstatic. Everything seems perfect. Sure, Danny might have thrown up and passed out the minute they got home from that little talk, and sure, his skin turned a bit red and painful where he got hit, but that was the extent of it, right? His human half purged the effects of the weapon from his body, no harm no foul.

But they all forget that while Danny's DNA is half human, it is also half ghostly in nature, and the weapon just tore through those parts of him like bullets through paper.

A week later, Danny's skin starts to feel like it's burning

[melancholic-pigeon]

Okay this is the *actual* last comment, for real, but I just found out Spider is now smearing me as a convert and accusing me of being involved with drama I was not involved with because he mistakenly attributed my apologies for his public temper tantrum as being about something unrelated.

THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION and I do not appreciate having yet another bit of fake malicious intent falsely ascribed to my actions and* attributing a completely unrelated attack to me.

Also, it's very sad and disappointing whenever a Jew gets mad at a convert because something else is going on in the Jew's life and the convert happens to be in the splash zone and the Jew falls over backwards to smear the convert and invalidate her faith.

Just....the childish aggression is making me so, so sad and disappointed, from someone I used to think very highly of, who is now lying about me and publicly smearing me with false accusations based on a conflict he started because he misinterpreted something I said and I went out of my way to give him the benefit of the doubt when trying to clear up the mistake HE MADE that led him to decide bullying and attacking me for three fucking days was appropriate and okay and that I'm the bad guy for saying it's wildly unprofessional to behave like this in public to a former customer face.

Sorry, but facts, reality, linear time and the truth of what I actually said and did are on my side here, and I will not stand for being smeared and attacked and shat all over because I had the gall to try to kindly resolve his uncalled for, unjustified temper tantrum.

I am also not sorry that I left a side note in the tags that it was also unacceptable for HIM to drag his daughter into a stupid internet slapfight based on his own reading comprehension failure. Because it was and is unacceptable, and she needs to hear that message from someone.

End of story. Keep digging that hole as long as you like, Spider. It's not helping your case and is continuing to make you look progressively worse and more unreasonable, and the only person you have to blame is yourself.

*revised for clarity

[rotisseries]

everyone debates about elmike like oh they're the best of friends no they would never hang out on their own they don't even know each other, when the true answer, much like everything else about them, is that there is so so much and also nothing at all

[mbirnsings-71]

GUYS I FINALLY DREW SCAR AGAIN IT'S A MIRACLEEEEEEEEEE- Oh and a Rendog as well cause these were warm ups for me sketching another project I have going on-

[kanerallels]

Hate when I start writing something that is, technically, cute, but then immediately starts to feel out of character/contradictory to what I already wrote

[mariyekos]

Imagining a scenario where at some point Dante and Lady get married purely for practical purposes (like if she gets hospitalized so Dante can visit/make some decisions) but Lady ends up dating Trish so Dante's like

[gerudospiriit]

[Dumb take of the day: Nabooru should have gotten the Triforce of Courage when the damn thing broke because it takes a lot more courage to stand up to the ruler of your people and commit treason against both him (who is also just very powerful in general and she knows it) and the people you love because it's the right thing to do than it does to blindly do what you're told and accept a destiny you don't understand from a tree meant to protect you and a total stranger. :3]

[fridayyy-13th]

not me having a background aro crisis over the fact i maybe sort of have crushes on two different people right now, but also knowing full well the feelings are nowhere near romantic, and that even considering the idea that they may be feels Off and Wrong

it's just that frankly throughout elementary/junior high/high school i didn't date anybody, and always explained that to family members as "having no good options" or w/e, and they were always understanding and nodded along, saying i'll probably meet some people i'd like at college. and now i am, but it's still not romantic, bc duh. but my brain's still like. "but what if it is." like an idiot.

[grxmoire]

i think astarion should be allowed to become a fully fledged vampire. not ascended, but no longer a spawn. this doesn't really mean anything with cazador dead, and he doesn't need to be to realize he's more than what cazador made him. but for me. and i think he deserves it.

[theskeletoninthegarden]

Began to think of a Wyll/(Quinn)tav fic and got flustered, so good luck to my character, honestly