#I put my entire 😺 in this

[kawacake]

Masterlist

Paring: Armin x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut & college au

A/n: I was listening to Earned It by The Weeknd while writing this (I don’t use Spotify guys T-T)

“Fuck.” Armin let out as his hands roamed your body as you bounced on his dick. He was obsessed with you and you riding him brought him so much pleasure. It’s been almost a month since the two of you had last seen each other due to the busy schedule the both of you have and when the two of you did see each other it would only be a quick make out session nothing more.

For right now his head was thrown back feeling the way you felt around him, you were perfect. “My beautiful girl, you're doing a good job.” He said to you while bucking his hips into you as a smile appeared on your face. Armin gripped your hips making you bounce faster using you as his personal fleshlight but you didn’t mind because when it was your turn you’d use him however you wanted. 

Leaning down kissing his lips as he moaned into the kiss before pulling away “I’m not going to last long.” Armin says following that with a moan before you shut him up with a hand around his throat and a sloppy kiss to his lips. “You’re fucking me so good.” You say letting out a breathy moan as he fucked into you faster and the grip on his throat tightened making his eyes roll back.

The room was filled with the sound of skin slapping and moans and that was enough to make you cum, clenching around Armin as he hit your g-spot causing you to throw your head back and placing your other hand around his throat too as your moans canceled out his. “Right there Armin.” You shout as he hit your g-spot one last time and you came leaving a white ring on his dick.

“Use me.” You say as his pace picks up but is sloppy and his moans get louder “Squeeze tighter.” He said and you did exactly as you were told and squeezed around his throat a little more. “I’m cumming.” He says eyes now closed shut and his grip around your waist has gotten tighter as you felt his warm cum fill you up.

“I love you.” Armin said as you laid down on his chest “I love you too Min.” You replied back “I want you to do that again.” You looked up at him a little confused, “Like put your hands around my neck again I liked it.” He admitted and you gave him a smile “Alright min.” You said to him before closing your eyes to go to sleep.

A/n: If you enjoyed please leave a heart, reblog, & comment to give me feedback !!

[nosyrobin]

Hi, I just wanted to apologize for my possibly horrible English, it's not the language I speak, anyway I wanted to make a request about how Damian would react if the reader was a demigod(if you can make the reader a demigod of hypnos)😺

And I love your writing 🫶 Keep it up!(And sorry again for the possible horrible English :[ )

|| DAMIAN’S REACTION TO READER BEING A DEMIGOD OF HYPNOS ||🌙

A/N: also your English is fine! No worries, here is your order🫶🏾 and I’m glad you love my work!

His first reaction is probably like asking about your powers and what can you do. With how there are superhero and then there’s wonder women…he’s gonna believe you are a demigod. 😭 who wouldn’t. (A sane person that’s not a hero.)

If you were a civilian just trying to live a normal life, he can respect that at most. But he would call you up if he needs someone knocked you. Why? Because you have Hypnotic Gaze. Your gaze can put people into a deep sleep. It’s usual really, Bruce is glad to know Damian’s friend or whoever you are to him isn’t a bad person using your gaze for the wrong doing.

I feel like Hypnos!reader would smell like lavender and vanilla to increase the melatonin levels of their powers or how then make people feel.

Though, imagine the family’s shock seeing Tim full out knocked out all because of your gaze. The family praises you for having the man sleep.

But Bruce with his paranoia would test your abilities of what you can do and how long is your hypnotic gaze.

You also found the power of Sleep Induction/Manipulation. Your father Hypnos had the power to induce sleep in mortals and even other gods. He also manipulate dreams and nightmares. So you can do that as well.

You found that power out when you had a sleepover with Damian. You frowned, putting a hand to damian’s sweaty forehead. He started to calm down and relax in your warm touch, you saw his nightmares and changed them to pleasant dreams.

You two are definitely a sweet duo, sole even say couple going as far. Bruce approves seeing his son doesn’t seem so “aggressive” around when you are there

Damian always demanding Bruce to let you come over for a a sleepover, only for you two to just sleep the entire sleep over. He holds you like a teddy bear with your fingers in his hair.

Basically being used a sleeping device😭 oh lord imagine the chaos’s Bruce would have you do.

Especially if he needs you as the last resort to knock out a rouge.

[jubburb]

》 "-ARE YOU COLD, MY DEAR?"

• @jubburb

ask: none.

sypnosis: waking up with your husband one morning and going on a walk in the snow.

a/n: ive been procrastinating this foreva, ik its short but I just want this out of the drafts so I can start writing more fics😼

warnings: female reader in mind when writing, but I'm not sure if I put any fem pronouns, just cute fluffy fluffness 😺

notes: ooc zhongli? definitely? maybe? idk.. u tell me

When fall hits Liyue, it can get pretty chilly pretty fast. The degrees quickly drop to fifty degrees and lower, previously being in around the eighties or nineties.

It's quite a sudden change. But a pleasant one, especially for tourists who come around during the seasons.

-

One quiet morning, you and your husband, Zhongli, are lazing about in your shared king bed. Zhongli was reading a book, idly playing with your hair with one hand, while you were still trying to wake up, laying your head on his broad chest.

"Mm.." You groan sleepily, reaching a hand up to rub your eye.

"Are you finally awake, my dear?" Zhongli chuckles, halting his hand that was intertwined with the tresses of your hair.

You simply nod, yawning, and sit up against his chest, feeling his hand snake around your waist to hold you closer.

"Do you have work today?" You ask, blinking a couple of times to actually fully wake up, staring up at him and he nods with a hum.

"I am, in fact, off today. What do you suppose we do?" He asks, placing the book down to give you his full attention.

"Sleep in?" You request with a chuckle, and Zhongli jokingly sighs, shaking his head no.

"Something productive, please, my dear." He says, playing with a strand of your hair once more.

"Sleeping is productive, Li." You retort, rolling your eyes, tempted to fall back into a deep slumber just to spite your husband.

There's silence for a moment as Zhongli thinks.

"-Oh, I know, what about a walk around the harbor? I'm sure nobody is awake during these early hours, so it'll be calm, quiet, and peaceful. Just the two of us." Zhongli smiles, cupping your cheek, his slightly calloused palm brushing against your soft skin.

"..Thats.." You start, ".. Not that bad of an idea."

"Knew it."

You only roll your eyes at his response, "Well, I guess we better get our lazy asses out of bed before it's too late and people start getting to work."

"You're the only lazy ass here." Zhongli chuckles with a whisper under his breath, getting out of bed before you could do anything about what he said.

"Oh you mother-"

-

As you two walk around the harbor, you did not expect it to start snowing..

The pretty white snowflakes started to dance across the sky before ultimately finding use on the ground, creating a soft blanket of snow covering the docks and pathways.

Aaaaand.. you forgot your mittens.. your hands were freezing, but if you told Zhongli, he would give you that: "i tOld yOu sO" bullshit.

Before you guys even left the house, Zhongli insisted you bring mittens, because, to quote him, "You don't even know how cold it is in the morning, love."

And of course, you just had to defy him, insisting that you'll be fine without mittens.

You really regret it now..

Even though you were clad in a comfy coat, your hands that were freezing seemed to freeze your entire body, and you were quivering every step you and your husband took as you walked around.

Zhongli looked through the shop windows, not really seeming to notice at first, but then he eventually heard your teeth starting to chatter together, and glanced back at you.

"..Are you cold, my dear?" Zhongli asks, staring at you with a concerned look.

"I-m f-ine.." You respond, your teeth clamming together continuously.

He glances down at your hands that were trembling the most, reaching his mitten covered hands hold them, and you immediately feel a sense of relief.

Zhongli smiles softly, chuckling a bit, and leaned forward to kiss your forehead, "I told you to wear the mittens."

"I kn-ow.." You chatter, before moving closer to cuddle into his chest, the two of you still holding hands, standing there for a while in the wintery streets.

Zhongli hums softly, his nose nuzzled into your hair as he smells your shampoo and conditioner, snow falling over his long brown hair and back.

You could fall asleep right there in the arms of your husband, but you'd rather get home before you get all lovey dovey, so you pull away, looking up at his handsome amber eyes.

"Let's head back, Li.." You say, and Zhongli nods, continuing to hold your hand.

He even not-so discreetly maneuvered it into the large pocket of his coat, so your hand could be even warmer as you two walked.

You smile softly, and lean your head on your husband's shoulder.

The two of you only left footsteps in your wake as you find comfort in eachother.

- signed by c♡

[myosotisa]

Eddie Munson reacting to an unconventional introduction to your shy cat 😺

‖ pre-face: you have been dating for a couple of weeks and he has yet to meet your cat. he knows you have one but has accepted that they will hide whenever he comes over, and doesn't want to push it and force them out of hiding. tonight is the first time he is sleeping over at your place.

‖ Steve's Version

Eddie has made himself more than comfortable in your room -- dressed in a loose t-shirt and a pair of plaid boxers, his hair tied back messily, a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth as he peeks back into your room because even 3 minutes in the bathroom is too long without you. When you look up from pulling on a pair of socks, he gives you an exaggerated smile with a mouth full of toothpaste just to make you laugh before ducking back into the bathroom.

Once he's all ready for bed, he flops onto it with a dreamy sigh, rolling onto his side and propping his head up on his elbow so he can look at you. That's when you get your idea. Purposely making your voice soft and small, you look at him with pleading eyes. "Hey Eddie?"

He reaches for you, wrapping a long fingered hand around your wrist so he can rub his thumb along your skin to comfort you. "What is it, sweet girl?" And he looks so concerned that you almost feel bad for what you're about to do.

Almost.

"I heard a weird noise under the bed..." You put on your best pout, blinking slow at him as you keep up your act. "Can you check it for me?"

His concerned expression melts into one of sickly sweet adoration. "Scared there's a monster under your bed, sweetheart?" And when you give a small nod, struggling to withhold your smile, he flashes you a bright grin. "Worry not! Your knight in shining armor is here to scare away any and all monsters or demons that might reside in those shadows."

"My hero," you gasp, folding your hands over your chest in a match of his drama.

"Let's take a look, shall we?" He raises a single eyebrow at you before flipping over and twisting his upper half off of the edge of the bed to hang down over it. You have to withhold every urge to smack at his presented ass as you await the coming interaction.

"I don't see anything..." He draws out the word, torso twisting as he makes a show of searching the entire space. Just when you think maybe your cat moved to a different hiding place and all this was for naught, Eddie jumps with a shout -- somehow throwing himself off of the bed and onto the floor on his back with an 'oof!'

Your cackle is immediate, not even checking to see if he's alright as you watch your cat scurry out of the room with Eddie's wild eyes tracking them in fear. Once he realizes what happened, he's scrambling up off the floor and throwing himself on top of you on your bed.

"You fiend! Scheming and conniving," he cries out as you continue laughing, trying to wiggle out of his grasp to no avail until you're completely pinned beneath him on your bed. "How could you do that not only to me, but to your poor, sweet kitty that is already scared enough by me as it is?"

You shift enough to just barely free your arm so you can use the tip of your finger to tap the end of his nose. "Because it was funny."

He huffs a breath of hot air on your face before his own lips part in a toothy grin. "You foul, wretched, beautiful thing. Whatever will I do with you?"

[leossmoonn]

Could you maybe do some head canons for like goth or alternative!reader x mike? Maybe he was intimidated when he first saw her or like Abby really likes the way she dresses and wants to borrow accessories from her and stuff? Idk this idea popped in my head you are such a good writer! 😺

yes! i’m not goth but i looked up some outfits and makeup and stuff. i know the media waters down goth style, but i hope this is what you had in mind!! this is also kind of all over the place sorry 😅

includes / warnings - reader fem, has piercings :D. hc format. after freddy’s.

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first time mike sees you hearts shoot out his eyes like he’s in a cartoon

“what’re you staring at?” abby asks.

“uh,” mike trails off, not being able to answer as he literally locked on you. it’s when you glance over at him when his face get all red and he looks away and goes back to grocery shopping.

abby walks up to you after seeing mike’s interest and starts a conversation with you

mike tries to steer her away, but he can’t get to her before she says:

“my brother thinks you’re pretty.”

lmao if mike didn’t want to die before this, he definitely wanted to now

“oh, he does?” you grin at him.

mike visibly gulps. but he’s glad he’s closer to you and he can really see how hot you are lmao

“yeah,” he nods. “i-i really like your piercing,” he points to his own eyebrow where you have a piercing on your face.

“thank you. it’s new, actually.”

although mike was a little worried about abby running off to talk to you, in the end it was a good thing 😸

mike loves watching you do your makeup. he’ll sit there for hours staring at you for hours if he could

he loves watching your skilled hands paint eyeliner over your eyes. he likes watching you mix lipstick shades together to create the perfect shade you lay desire that day

“don’t you have to go to work?” you ask.

“i can be late if that means i get to stare at your pretty face.”

also, he’s just so impressed with how talented you are at doing makeup and will literally tell you how artistic you are just bc you know how to make a straight wing

mike loves the chunky heels and boots you wear. he likes when you tower over him 😼

not to mention, when the boots go up your thigh he lowk gets all hot and bothered by it lol

he also loves buying you new accessories to put in your piercings. the first holiday you spent together, he bought you a shit tone of necklaces and new pieces to put in your septum

mike loves taking you out. not only bc he loves showing you off in general. in his head he’s definitely walking around like “yeah i know i bagged the most beautiful woman in the world. all you other guys suck.”

but in all seriousness, he loves the dresses you put on. he always says you look like a vampire princess, and he’s not entirely wrong

the dresses you have are fabulous omg. there’s one where it all connects form a choker-like strap around your neck and has straps connecting to the sweetheart neckline of the dress (soz if this doesn’t make any sense lmfao). the dress is textured on the skirt and stops a little bit above your knees. and fuck if mike doesn’t just want to rip it off of you after also wanting to stare at you in it for all of eternity.

you also have this sleek, black, satin dress that has like a straight neckline and long sleeves and goes down to your feet.

everytime mike sees you wearing that he mouths literally waters

now, just to go back to the fact that he is super intimated when first dating you

he was so afraid he was going to be too boring for you or basic. and also just not the type guy you were looking for

but just to his luck, you think he is perfect for you

omg but in the first month or two do you two dating, i just imagine him finding out what music you like and trying to learn every word of every song to siouxsie and the banshees, specimen, sisters of mercy

it definitely does impress you and you think it’s so sweet

for your bday he definitely tries to take you to any concert he can get tickets to

now on the subject of abby, she is definitely obsessed with you

she’s always asking you to do her makeup for school, and you happily oblige!

mike always looking out for abby in his own way, so he was worried if she went to school caked with eyeliner, she would face some backlash, but he knows how happy it makes her — and you — to play with makeup

abby’s always asking mike she can get a tattoo and piercings

“abby, you just turned 11. you won’t be able to drive anytime soon, so no tattoos anytime soon.”

she’s always trying to have you convince him, but unfortunately you have to agree with mike

buuuuttt you do paint and draw designs on abby sometimes and she acts like their tattoos and that’s close enough for her until she’s older

you also buy her face piercings that hook on her nose and lip

mike does let her get her ears pierced once she promises she can handle the little needle poke and she proceeds to try and steal all your earrings lmao

luckily, you buy her copy cats of them so she can have her own

other random things:

mike definitely lets you paints his nails. this is not at all that crazy of an idea, but, it’s smth new he’s never done but he loves watching you get so excited. you can even practice nail art on him too

you have a couple of tattoos, specifically one that goes around the side of your thigh and it just makes him fall to his knees!!

Halloween you guys dress up as the Addams family !!!

so fitting cuz you’re a hot, powerful woman and mike’s like gomez: unwaveringly obsessed with you. and of course abby is wednesday hehe

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[nahimjustfeelingit-writes]

How do dame eat 😺 ????

Foreplay is honesty his favorite thing about sex.

After spending time kissing you, caressing your body over your clothes, whispering in your ear, and giving you lots of nipple play, he’s ready to see what that pussy is looking like.

The more he works you up, the better the mess. You’re on your back, and he’s kissing you almost feather-like across your lower belly, also dipping his tongue in your navel. Eye contact is another must for him. With his eyes still connected with yours, he goes lower, kissing the tops of your thighs and down to your feet. Damion situates himself between your legs and then takes each leg and nibbles and kisses.

He does this all the way up until he reaches your inner thighs. Now that he’s there, he can see your hips tilting up towards his mouth, silently begging him to taste you now. Damion has your legs pushed up and he’s holding you by the back of your calves, your hips lifting from the bed. Now, Damion is kissing and sucking on your ass cheeks and you start to wiggle because it feels so good and if only he was doing that on your clit.

His tongue swiped the seam of your ass and you moan. Now, he’s licking just below your pussy and now you’re becoming vocal.

“Damion…please…stop teasing me,” You beg.

He chuckles and then he spreads your thighs. Damion is now looking up at you while laying flat on his abdomen. His lips look moist and his eyes are taking you in deeply. His face is inches away from your pussy.

“I’m not tryna tease you, baby, I’m just working you up, that’s all,” Damion smiles.

His eyes finally take in your pussy. It’s soaked and practically leaking. With his fingers, he spreads your lips and that sound he loves makes him grunt. The sound close to mac and cheese stirring in the pot. Wet and gushy.

“You see how wet you are down here?” Damion asks.

“Yes,” you bite your lip.

“This is what I want. More for me to taste,” Damion put his whole mouth over your pussy and started slurping away like your pussy was a peach overflowing with juices.

You moan loudly and grab onto the back of Damion’s head. He’s using the flat part of his tongue and his lips at the same time. Whenever he gets to your clit, he’ll pinch it with his full lips and suck it gently while the tip of his tongue wiggled. Your knees buckled causing your thighs to clamp down on Damion’s head.

*pops your inner thigh* “keep your legs open.”

He inserted his middle finger, thrusting it in and out of your while working his entire mouth over your folds. Spit and your lubricant soak the sheets beneath you. Damion is fueled by your cries of ecstasy and seeing your back arch from the bed.

Damion folds you in half, your lower body lifted from the bed, his large hands cuffing your ass, and his mouth on your pussy. At this point, you can do nothing but moan, say his name, and take it because he has you locked down with nowhere to run.

“Dame! Dame! I’m gonna cum!”

Damion brings your hips back down to the bed and then he uses the tip of his expert tongue to flick your clit. He knew that this would send you over the edge. You have both of your hands on the back of his head how, your body quivering as you become consumed with overwhelming pleasure.

“Cum in my mouth,” Damion commands.

His words opened the flood gates and you released into his mouth. Damion didn’t miss one drop. It took for you to push his head away to make him stop. Damion finally sat up and he licked his lips. His face, neck, and chest was covered in your juices. Damion climbed over you and bent down for a kiss. The taste of yourself on his tongue turned up the heat.

Damion broke the kiss, “you think you can handle getting that pussy ate from the back now?”

[hopelessdelusional]

.・。.・゜✭・.✫・゜・。.

.・。.・゜✭・.✫・゜・。.

begin again

Ro actually posting early and not at 11:50????? what is this??? what is happening????

yeah that’s right BITCHES i’m posting early since i did this YESTERDAY which means wednesday (hopefully) will ALSO be early

but idk bc i’m having a DC brainrot rn specifically i made an oc and an entire alien race so i’ve been pretty dead set on writing that rn BUT fear not the next chapter will be good especially bc that’s when the angst ball starts rolling

anyways once again asking for requests for little side blurbs since my x singer! reader did so well which btwwwwww holy guacamole y’all blew that up thank you so much!! it feels so good to have spent so much time on that and it get recognized 🥺🥺🥺

fun facts! ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

- did you notice that i went back and fixed all the little aesthetics on the previous chapters 😺😺😺😺😺 that literally took like two hours what the hell (the older chapters were SO ugly holy shit how did y’all let that slide)

- also i saw the comments on the last post i promise i will drop that lore soon!!

- when yn is super into her work she completes shuts the world out like gone bye so when toshi was talking to her she was like “uh huh, yeah totally, okay” when in reality she has no idea what he’s saying

- i added that user saying the parks and rec quote bc i knew not a lot of people would know/notice and I HAVE TO BE SEEN

- hopefully you noticed but bkg has started using lower caps for texting…just one of the many impacts yn has on him

- (pls ignore the upper case of that one comment tho i had a brain fart)

- which honestly this reminds me of how yn slowly got sho not to be a dry texter😭

- momo is so cute :((((

- hitoshi 100% is obsessed with those weird live streams and trolls them

- zu is always digging for the tea or gossip and i love him for that

- zu and sho were sitting next to each other picking out which pic they would send at the same time😭😭

- idk who to make sero’s love interest since my main ship is with him and todoroki so PLEASE put down a character (or even an oc!!! i love oc’s!!!!) that i can set him up with bc SINCE IM NOT IN LOVE MY CHARACTERS WILL BE DAMMIT

- …sorry that was aggressive

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[xxlea-nardoxx]

😮🙀

I just realised something.

I saw much cats in your AU dimension. Sooo... How many of them do the family have? I could swarn I saw atleast two-😺🤍

What are their names??😻

Ohhhhhh I cannot believe someone is asking about my dear kitties. :>

It's two kitties and their names are Callie and Minnie!! Raphie found both of them on the streets and while they were originally "his cats", does the entire family take care of them.

Callie, the calico, was only a few weeks old when Raphie found her in a bush. That was a few months before they stranded in the canon world and met their counterparts.

She's the definition of an orange cat: only one braincell and it is barely in use. She's basically the princess of the household and LOVES food. They need to lock her into a seperate room during mealtimes, or she'll steal the food right of their plates.

Despite cats normally not liking it, Callie is the exact opposite and likes it when Raphie puts her into clothes. Especially when he takes her outside on a walk.

Minnie was rescued off the streets about three months after Callie. The family is unsure about her age, but she was already over a year old at the time of her rescue.

Raphie found her on his way home from school. The poor thing had a Minnie Mouse plastic-bag around her neck and couldn't get it off, hence her name. Realizing that Raphie was trying to help her, she let him come close and help freeing her from the bag.

Since then she's the second (and last) cat to join the family. She's much calmer than Callie and acts like a big sister towards her. Ever since meeting the kitten for the first time, she's grown a liking to her. Other than Callie too, she's seemingly a lot more intelligent and dislikes wearing anything that isn't her collar or harness.

The kitties are Raphies pride and joy. Even the canon turtles started taking a liking to them. Thank you so much for letting me ramble about my babies. :>

[ardentem-iustitia]

HELLO i came from ur reblog tags on one of my posts on @kotarchipelago ,, pls talk to me ab ur silly little ocs ,,,,,, if u want ,,,, :)

BWAAAAA im so honored,,, uhhh runs to my wheel of 250 something ocs

i'll just talk about my pjsk babies because that's a mutual fadom!

yapping below the cut

so i have 3 main ones that i rlly care about (there are others but they are Bare Bones (tm))

kimi kusumoto

she was my first ever pjsk oc!! leader of me and @/zephryine-tale's oc unit - an accapella group called Modern Day RULERS! her character is very deeply intertwined with royalty and the isolation of being put on a pedestal - in her 'real life', she's considers the weird freak, grandiose loser etc. etc that virtually no one wants to hang out or be friends with because of her tendency to be self-centered and loud. (she has crippling npd </3) and the loneliness definitely took a toll on her, and she basically 'shuns' her real life in favor of believing she is destined for something way greater than herself- that she's royalty. which is how her royal SEKAI was born, a place where SHE could be the king of the world.

she's also the alto role and lead singer ^_^ mdr is uniquely an entirely vocal group teehee (no instrument!)

(images by @/cameatslemons and @/zephryine-tale!!!)

amaya arika

she's part of modern day RULERS with kimi! her story is similar in the sense that she is also socially shunned and disliked, but she's really lonely and just wants a friend :< SEKAI is her escape to be with people that accept her, listen to her, love her, etc. (she and kimi are... you know.... 🏳️‍🌈)

she's a soprano and backup singer :3

(both imgs by me zephryine made a better ref but i can't find it ;-;)

ryoko ono

this one's the kicker. she's part of lost-wishing and her story like the others is about things getting so bad for her she can't lie about it anymore! she's Gifted Kid Burnout Supreme - straight As, skipped a grade, and in every other extracurricular! her parents want her to be the perfect kid and that's damn well what she's gonna be- but her work ethic is definitely getting in the way of that (lol) since she's a winning horse. and when you have a winning horse, you run into the ground.

she's convinced herself that she just wants what her parents want for her- perfect grades, perfect resume, perfect college. but deep down, she'd rather do anything else- and that hidden shrieking abyss is her motif 😺 it's giving budget mafuyu BUT HEAR ME OUT (/silly)

she'll find herself eventually

she came to kumo and kazuko's SEKAI because she was lying to herself about her real wants and needs compared to her parents wants and needs as badly as the rest of l-w was, but after a lot (and I mean a lot) of work, they're all able to heal together!

shes my fave if you couldn't tell LMAOO

ty for letting me ramble waufh 🥹 luav you /p

[incognito-insomniac]

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Most Hits It Always Ends Here (Hawaii 5-0 Words: 11,296 Chapters: 14/? Rating:T) A series of vignettes following Steve and Danny's lives from the initiation of the 5-0 task force to the present. Each chapter is stand alone.

Most Kudos It Was Love From Above (Supernatural Words: 2,675 Chapters: 1/1 Rating:E) Dean just wants a little bit of quiet to himself to release some pent up stress. When Cas interrupts, the night takes an unexpected turn.

Most Comments A Siren's Call (Endeavour Words:6,857 Chapters:5/7 Rating:T) Thursday told Jakes they had caught a new case. What Jakes catches when they go to pick up Morse is something else entirely.

Most Bookmarks Seven Nights in Rose Creek (The Magnificent Seven Words:10,733 Chapters:9/9 Rating:M) They had seven nights to spend in Rose Creek before it would all likely go to shit, and Faraday couldn't find a single woman in the entire town willing to satisfy his itch. Vasquez has some other ideas, although getting Faraday to understand them is a whole other issue.

Most Words The Untold Woes of Soldiers (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Words: 16,700 Chapters: 6/6 Rating:T) Lieutenant Ross lights a spark that the Flame Alchemist can't put out and other stories.

This work is an archival import from ff.net and is incomplete. I plan to rewrite and finish it some day.

Least Words Snow Falls on the Prairie (Red Dead Redemption 2 Words: 393 Chapters: 1/1 Rating:G) Sadie wakes to Arthur on a frigid morning to find freshly fallen snow outside.

Tagging (I accidentally deleted my tag post so I can't remember everyone now) @captastra, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @galaxycunt, @coffeeandthen, @bryndeavour, @ronniebox, @ladyaj-13, @confidentandgood, @strangefable, @megraen and anyone else I forgot or wants to have some fun/promote their work 😺

[falasta]

First of all, you like Star Trek and Cats, how have I not found your blog before now!

Secondly: 🐱, 🔥and 🐾

Welcome and thank you for the ask!! 🤗😺

🐱 Who's your favorite song cat and why?

This beautiful boy!!

Munkustrap is the guy just trying *so hard* to keep this crazy, adorable clown car on the road. He's the Straight Man. He's the Storyteller, the Wrangler of Kittens, the Protector. He's brave and strong when he needs to be but inexpressibly soft as well.

When I think "Song Cat" I think Munkustrap because I consider Pekes & Pollicles to be *his* song. It's not cats if Munkustrap isn't being Amateur Theater Director/Lead performer and Herding Cats into playing Dogs so he can show off to Old Deut.

He's also an amazing Multi-tasker - watch him Hold a Munkustance (with required attached kitten), acknowledge Cori and Tanto offscreen, give said kitten a gentle pat and reassuring smile, acknowledge Jellyorum, and send Mistoffelees to fetch Old Deuteronomy. All in the space of two seconds!

source: @munkthehunk

🔥 Share one (1) hot take/opinion about the show/fandom/etc

OK. This is going to be Spicy. So fair warning this is a take/rant and not meant to attack anyone - only the people directing and producing the show. Not expecting everyone to agree with me. But some things I gotta say:

Both Original Pekes and Pollicles are incredibly important to the meaning and flow of the show, actually. For some reason people want to cut Cats to pieces in a way they won't with other musicals. Can the outdated racist elements be easily written out and the words and sequences easily update? Absolutely! Will ALW and RUG ever put in the actual effort to do this? Nope.

I loathe the bizarre mashing of P&P and Growltiger that spread from the Broadway revival. It shows no understand of either number, and entirely fails to remove the problematic parts that were there to begin with. Pekes and Pollicles is my favorite number and it's Munkustrap's Song. Take it away and you've taken away an integral part of his character and importance. Munkustrap isn't the Back Up - he's the leader. It's such a fantastic moment for every performer to ham it up to their heart's content. Everything is goofy and funny and unscripted. Tugger gets to cause chaos twice! Munkustrap gets to show off his acting chops and be *more* than just the guy who's always standing in a triangle with kittens and occasionally getting thrown across the stage.

Growltiger is, and I don't know how many time I have to say this, A Flashback. It's Gus's Senior Moment. It's Gus fading back into his memories while the cats sit around and wonder who Grandpa is talking to and bowing to. It's Gus seeing the audience when no one else does. He sings "Do it again" softly to himself, echoey, as the lights fade and so do the cats around him. The number itself is in Panto Tradition, and it's hilarious. It's meant to be silly and over the top and Growltiger is obviously Cartoonishly evil. Put Gilbert back in his proper place, rewrite lines as needed, keep the new Siamese costumes, and have the crew sneak off to signal the Siamese (who are obviously the Good Guys in this scenario. Griddlebone can be in Cahoots, too). Give me my Pirate Cats back!

When the scene fades to bells, Gus is left alone, with the cats once again surrounding him, concerned. He is startled by the apparition, bows once again to what he sees, but others do not, and eventually slowly and sadly makes his way off the stage. It *is* sad. It's meant to be! It's why ALW brought in Sir John Mills to place Gus in 1998.

Squishing P&P together with Growltiger and giving to Gus instead of Munkustrap completely negates the entire point of Gus in the first place. Gus is old. His song is about his past glory days. Jellyorum sings for him because he can't. He is revered and loved and respected. Having him suddenly jump up and star in/direct a whole play and then bow off the stage with flowers makes absolutely NO sense. It cheapens the pathos.

🐾 How did you 'discover' Cats?

So I was taken to see Cats as a child like every single child in the 80s. I have vivid memories of them climbing all over the theater and thinking that was amazing - but I hated the makeup. I thought they didn't look like cats at all, and humans-pretending-to-be- cats was a pet peeve of mine (I still have issues with the "Cowardly Lion" in The Wizard of Oz. Of course I was familiar with the main songs, but never saw the musical again.

UNTIL went looking for video of the actual stageplay after making myself watch the movie. Weirdly, I'd never been ware of 98 before. The first scene I watched in full was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer. And that's when I realized that "Cats" was about dance - the choreography was incredible - and I was hooked! And then I watched "Old Deuteronomy" and the music was so beautiful and I just fell in love with the whole musical. I've now actually circled the globe just to see it and my love for it has only grown.

@millenari I am tickled and stunned that my answering 10 month old asks a few days ago would lead to this flood of everyone reblogging your awesome ask game! Thanks so much for creating it! ❤️

@rabnerd28 thank for the wonderful asks!

[myosotisa]

Steve Harrington reacting to an unconventional introduction to your shy cat 😺

‖ pre-face: you have been dating for a couple of weeks and he has yet to meet your cat. he knows you have one but has accepted that they will hide whenever he comes over, and doesn't want to push it and force them out of hiding. tonight is the first time he is sleeping over at your place.

‖ Eddie's Version

Whatever higher being that chose to sculpt Steve Harrington out of the finest marble into the shape of a Roman God with constellations of moles and freckles painted across his skin should really be providing you financial compensation for the hazard it poses to your health.

Part of you is convinced you've already slipped off into a dream when he dips back into your bedroom with two glasses of water in hand. He's shirtless, because of course he is, and you shamelessly allow your eyes to trail from the tuff of curly hair on his chest and down to where a similarly shaded happy trail dips into the waistband of his low-hung sweatpants.

"Hand delivery of a nice, cold glass of water to the prettiest girl I've ever seen," he holds one of the glasses toward you, the other lifting to his lips as you take it. You are once again distracted by the strong muscle of his bicep as it curls the glass toward his mouth, the rhythmic rise and fall of his Adams apple while he drinks, and the sheen of moisture on his pink lips as he lowers the glass with an overdone sigh of contentment.

You are absolutely floored with the desire to eat him alive.

But truly, someone should make him pay for the crimes against humanity that is his existence when he looks this fucking good. And you have just the thing in mind.

"Hey baby?" You call sweetly, putting a soft whine on the edge of the 'y' just to make his ears turn pink when he looks down at you tucked under the blankets on your bed.

"Yes honey?" He answers just as sweetly despite the way the blush travels from his ears and across his strong cheekbones, how weak he is for you evident in his dopey smile.

"I think I heard something under the bed," you tell him with an exaggerated pout, bringing your blankets up to your chin just to ratchet up the pathetic effect. "Could you check it for me, please?"

His head tilts with a playful smile, looking entirely too amused at your request. "Of course I can. What good is a big, strong boyfriend if you can't ask him to check for monsters under your bed?"

And you don't miss the way he flexes his arms when he says that he's big and strong, eyebrows wiggling at you in a tease. You press the back of your hand to your forehead, dipping back to lean against your headboard as you sigh, "I'm already swooning. You're so brave."

"Anything for my girl," he replies with a wink, hiking up the legs of his sweatpants as he drops into a kneel, and half of you is concerned the stitches will snap from how it stretches around the firmness of his thigh.

Bastard.

"Let's see here..." He ducks his head to look underneath the bedframe, a smile still in place as he anticipates finding nothing there. Your anticipation is much greater as you await the inevitable discover of what waits beneath.

He inhales in what looks to be a preparation to speak when it cuts off with a surprised yelp, falling backwards onto his ass as his wide eyes stare at the shadows beneath your bed. Your giggles are instantaneous, watching in absolute joy as he turns bright red from chest to scalp at the same time your cat goes scurrying out the door.

"Baby!" He admonishes in a whine, lips drooping in a frown. "You made me scare them!"

You crawl over to the edge of the bed closest to where he is still leaning on his hands on the floor, knees bent haphazardly. "I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist the opportunity."

And while there is a certain gleam to his eye that lets you know he's not actually mad, his pout remains as he turns over onto his hands and knees to look back under the bed for them.

"They already ran away, Steve," you inform him with a pitying smile, "off into the great wide apartment." He's back on his feet and out the door again before you can say another word. "Steve? Baby? Where are you going?"

"I have to find them so I can apologize," he calls back to you, flicking on lights as he goes through the apartment. "I don't want them to be even more scared of me than they already are."

Your heart burns with warmth at the intention, your boyfriend's bleeding heart striking you like a cupid's arrow through the chest. You hop off the bed and trail after him, peeking around the corner to see him flat on the ground of your living room to look beneath the couch.

"I don't think you're going to find them," you warn with nothing but adoration as you approach him.

"I will look all night if I have to."

And so you spend the better part of an hour trailing your handsome boyfriend around your apartment as he searches every nook and cranny for the scared feline, getting more and more upset as the time ticks on.

When he finally discovers them, tucked behind the washing machine, he keeps a safe distance as he coos and murmurs apologies to the creature in the shadows.

"Your mom is so mean to us, isn't she buddy? So cruel to play a joke like that on us. It's a good thing she's so pretty and funny and kind or else I would whisk you away to my place where you could hide and rest to your hearts content and never be disturbed."

And while your shy cat shows little to no reaction to his reassurances, you basically melt into a puddle and seep into the cracks of the floorboards as he talks sweetly and respectfully to your faithful and skittish pet.

[eldritch-queern-magicat]

Honestly? I still have a lot of shitty behavior to unpack as a whole. I'm still not as decent as I want to be. I am not stable. I have no idea when I will be, either. I get scared, and it doesn't matter what part of myself is in control. I go on the defensive in the same way a crab does.

It makes me wonder when I'll ever be free of these awful trauma responses. How many more times are mornings going to be a roll of the dice with all of me? And I'm anything but integrated with my fragments and shards. I latched onto cold and often bitter characters, since that's what I'd become in the first place. I'm just bad at being aloof and a so-called 'lone wolf' type of person. Very, very bad at it.

And then I look like a complete asshole by the time the cycle becomes visible. Because really, what hurts more? Being alone? Or stabbed in the back when you show any softness, over and over again? Which one is worse? They're both terrible things. So I can't maintain either one for any real length of time.

It's hard to let anyone get too close. I end up hurting the people I actually care about over and over again. Then I withdraw and try to run away like a coward. It's a cycle that I haven't escaped entirely. I'm deathly afraid of reaching out to ask for help saving me from myself. I know damn fucking well I can't do this alone, but so many times, there was no one around to protect me.

In terms of getting better, it helps me personally to go into astrology as a spiritual thing. My chart is a whole fucking thing and so strange to look at because it makes a really weird kind of sense to me. Libra Sun and Mercury; Capricorn Moon, Neptune, and Uranus; Scorpio Venus and Pluto; Cancer Mars; Virgo Jupiter; Aquarius Saturn; Aries Rising.

It's also fun to look at the dwarf planets and such found in more modern times. Especially Eris, so far out there in orbit, which disrupted the whole classification system we once used. Also in Aries. As well as the four major bodies in the Asteroid belt: Ceres (Capricorn), Pallas (Sagittarius), Juno (Cancer), and Vesta (Scorpio). I don't really care if most astrologers don't do anything with them or not. I've found my own meaning in it.

People are living contradictions. For some of us, astrology is part of how we make sense of it. And making sense of things is always the first step in healing. The hard part is still putting the changes into practice consistently.

-Lilu 🫐😺

[morgana-ren]

General facts! 😺

All of this is quick. Think of it as a theology scholar in 'wizard school' asking a teenager in Toril for their quick analysis of the Dead Three in the beginning of class to get a general understanding of them. I do this so I don't fucking go absolutely wild and just ramble for hours.

Bane stands as the God of tyrannical oppression, hate, and terror. That is his current dominion. All of the Gods, in a way, are given a folio of shit they get to rule over, and that is his. Quickly put, it was Ao's way of keeping 'order' amongst the gods. Everyone gets a slice. However, if Bane had his way, he would be the God. The only one in all of Faerun. Predictable, given the name.

He was not initially a God. Like many of the current Gods of Faerun, he was once mortal and had an apotheosis by a trial of sorts. He was once a man with sheer fucking determination. So much of it that he and two others, joined by their dogged ambition, took on a goddamned God to have it-- Jergal.

Does the name 'Jergal' ring a bell? It might not. They are referenced in Baldur's Gate 3 in that ancient sea-side temple you run across in the beginning. So ancient that even your companions, given a highish religion check, will reference that they didn't believe that anyone worshiped them anymore. Ancient ancient.

Jergal is the Scribe of the Dead-- or was. Jergal grew tired of Godhood. It wore on him. So tired, in fact, that he allowed the 'Dead Three' to 'trick' him into giving up his godhood. However, shit went awry and those same three rascals had to duke it out over a fucking game of knucklebones over who got what when it came to their new dominions and they had to split Jergal's godliness amongst themselves.

Naturally, Bane won this game and was the first to choose, and his chosen folio was 'strife.' He thought 'Man, that sounds great. I could take over everything with that!'. (Dictated, not read.)

The other aforementioned two that he adventured with towards Godhood are who we know now as Bhaal and Myrkul-- the losers. They also chose dominions they thought they could exploit to become the 'ultimate' ruler.

This is part of why Bane feels fucking cheated. That entire dominion should have been his by right. This is what he feels, hence his rivalry with the others.

Bane is not content with a piece. He wants everything. That is his true nature. He earned it. He beat a goddamned God and he fucking earned it.

That same line of thinking is found in his followers. People who clawed and ripped and tore open the jaws of reality with bloody fucking fingers and wrote their name in that blood on the scroll of history. People who earned it. People who earned their strength and used that strength to exercise their will over the word and puppet it to their whims. The strong. The smart. Those worthy of the name and title they tore from the scalp of lesser kings and now wear that crown upon their own heads.

Bane is, by all accounts, an evil God, but we know how I feel about the word evil. It's banal (lmao Bane.) He has little (if any) mercy for those who are failures, including his own followers. He respects those who are clever and strong and shape the world to their whims. If you can take it, it is yours. If you cannot, you have nothing. You are a slave to those who can take you.

However, he does have rules. A code. Things he respects and things he does not and will therefore punish his followers for. Things he expects from his followers. He backs off and will watch you like a distant father, allowing you your throne that you have earned when you please him (his will exempted, you will adhere to him) and you will suffer if you do not.

He is, in my opinion, the most intelligent of the Dead Three. He knows when to forge alliances and when to enforce his will with might. Sometimes accomplishing a goal means working with others. He is not so stubborn or foolish that he will pass a chance to achieve. He will, however, do everything within his substantial power to come out on top of this bargain. He plans. He calculates. He strategizes. He chooses carefully. He is, in a way, quite patient.

He will dominate other Gods. He has killed other Gods. He has been killed himself, actually. He planned for that. He rose again, just like the others, and now lives in a state of quasi-Godhood trying to claw his way back up.

He's a nuanced guy. Banites are seen as evil, but sometimes, things are better with them in control. Instead of a bureaucratic nightmare where nothing gets done, you have a ruler who is competent because they have been deemed worthy by a fuckin' God. Sometimes, when a Banite warlord takes over a province, the province ends up safer because they have a system of power. Rather than the spoiled, complacent nobility that was running the place before, they have an active ruler that deals with bandits, keeps the roads clean, keeps resources allocated, etc. They have someone who earned the power and knows how to wield it.

However, that isn't always the case. Sometimes, they really are just power hungry bastards for the sake of being power hungry bastards. It very much highly depends. Given the choice, you probably shouldn't put a Banite into power, but that being said, they don't often give you a choice.

He is lawful evil. There are crazy atrocities carried out in his name, but he's not like Bhaal who is just edgy 'death death murder blood waaaaaaghghgghaaa' type of God, you feel?

[daymusik]

🐾 Purchase this song here: https://daymusik.bandcamp.com/track/what-happened-2022-edit Watch the audio visualizer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvonIWqk1FU ▶ Premise: Don't you hate it when you think you're listening to some classical orchestral music then, suddenly, it shifts into trap music? Like, wait...what happened? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ óÓÒò 🐾 Happy New Year! (assuming I uploaded these as I initially planned)! It's been a little while since I've touched this song. I do believe this is going to be the last I visit this song, however. From my iPod touch way back in the day to my early stages of FL Studio to 4 more years of music production knowledge, I think this song has finally reached an iteration I am proud of! 🐾 Also, little side note, because I didn't know what else to put for this second bullet point: the aforementioned premise...— yeah, I don't actually believe anyone has had that problem. It's a real shame, really, that I've been so attached to this song (I assume because of me thinking it was good early on in my music production hobby) when I genuinely don't think anyone would want to sit through the entire "introduction" just to reach the payoff more than halfway through. If you've followed me for any amount of time, you may have noticed that, early on (and sometimes even now), I really enjoyed making songs that start out slow and unassuming before building and transitioning to something completely different. Really not a smart play, especially with classical music being the intro, because that is a surefire way of losing interest almost immediately. But, hey, between you and me, person who, for some inexplicable reason decided to read this far down into my loquacious description — thank you, so much, for doing so by the way, it really means a lot 💖 — a few years ago, I made the "bold" decision to make music, not for anyone else, not for attention, not to satiate other peoples' interests, but for myself. I make the music I would enjoy listening to how I think I would enjoy it going. Then I upload it. Who knows? If I enjoyed it enough to upload it, maybe someone else would enjoy it. Maybe someone would enjoy it enough to FAVE, COMMENT, and WATCH!!! 😺🐾 óÓÒò ▶ Bandcamp 🐾 https://daymusik.bandcamp.com ▶ MySpace 🐾 https://myspace.com/daymusik197 ▶ Twitter 🐾 https://www.twitter.com/daymusik/ ▶ everywhere else 🐾 https://linktr.ee/Daymusik ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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[blue-banditt]

IFS therapy session no. 2

(permission was given by part to talk about them)

Today I talked to a new part!! I'm gonna call her V (she has a name I just don't wanna share it 💀). She's my planner part, and I actually had a lot of fun this session talking to her??? Which is such a huge change from the last part I talked to lol. Also super easy to talk to her too, I think bc she's a protector & gatekeeper she didn't have OTHER protectors/gatekeepers trying to stop me from talking to her. Dialogue with her was super easy and came almost immediately when my therapist was asking questions about her. There were a few questions where she didn't have an answer which made her feel a little overwhelmed, but in Self I was able to reassure her that it's ok if she doesn't know something. :]

She was also SUPER respectful of my Self, as in,, when asked if she wanted to spend the rest of the day "with me" (as in, having open communication with Self even after therapy ended) she said she didn't want to because she didn't want to overwhelm me and she wanted to make sure I was able to get some rest today.

Her main job as of right now is to ensure that I am able to stay independent. part of her job is to protect the exiles that are scared to go back to my parents house, so she's working really diligently to make sure i have plans in place that ensure that they don't have to return to that environment. She herself is also scared of feeling stuck there, partly bc of her responsibility for said exiles, and her ultimate goal is to make sure I have a life doing work and hobbies that fulfill me. (We figured this out bc she showed me a memory of me being stuck inside during recess at school when I wasn't able to do my assignments out of fear of the vulnerability that creativity brings. If you think about this metaphorically,,, uh)

Apparently she originally was first needed when I was a child, in kindergarten, so she's been a pretty prominent part of me for p much my entire life. She said that she tends to get in the way of other parts' jobs, so I'm dreading having to deal with that self conflict in the future 😺

In Self I feel thankful for her. I'm relieved that she's there to bring some organization to the chaos in my life. During this session no other parts showed up, and I wasn't overwhelmed with any negative feelings about her. She was able to unblend from my body which, I just learned about today actually, but that helps to be able to talk to parts without the risk of them overwhelming you and taking you out of Self.

The things I do that gives her hope and helps her to do her job is setting boundaries with my parents and repairing my relationship with them. Even though it doesn't always work out (let's be real it rarely works out) she feels proud when we are able to put in that effort.

That's all I recall from this session. <3 she wanted me to write it down so I did lol