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210 amazing years without my horrible bitch wife Marquis de Sade. Life hasn’t been the same without him 💔. Fly low you dusty motherfucker 🕊️🕊️🕊️
#I push him down the stairs#I take him to the vet to get a rabies shot#I hit him over the head with a metal tube#he would probably like that#marquis de sade
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We never post rants really but like
We are working on human designs versions of utmv characters and we always hit a roadblock when it comes to dream. Not because he’s hard to design but finding any pre existing references for designs is frustrating. The design itself is bland, he just looks like a generic anime boy - but our main issue is how people pose him as some weak frail smol bean. Grrrr I know it’s canon but goddamit it gets on our nerves. We don’t like how people characterize dream and how dream was written and how he’s drawn aandd asggrgrgffg- he has potential as a character but the infantilization is crazy.
But yeah- wip in designing him

#we aren’t a bastion design rules and regulations#it’s ok if you like his og design + characterization#we just personally want to push him down the stairs#I need more fanart of dream being cool and confident#even if the fanart is in his cannon design#grumpy today#dreamtale#dream sans#utmv#wip#ignore the ink peaking from the bottom
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me and my husband… we r doing better…
#leland coyle#my art#outlast trials#outlast#i want to push him down the stairs. and electrocute him. and shoot him#horrible man#pre murkoff coyle#sargeant coyle#oc
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i know we as a species (tomarrymort fandom) are largely over the whole “snakemort’s face is a deterrent for hogwarts age tom riddle because he’s horrified he’s ugly” thing because we all think snakemort is hot BUT you’ve got to admit that tom coming out of the pensieve gasping crying throwing up etc going “WHERE’S MY NOSE” is intrinsically funny. like when it’s not the whole chalky lipless white dementor thing in general that he’s so upset about, it’s the fact that he’ll lose his nose. in these fics the kid basically makes a living off sticking said nose in other people’s (harry’s) business and then he loses it, like a loser who loses all the time. like yeah tom where did your nose go? did harry hex it off after you got too nosy? should’ve kept your sniffer out of harms way, huh? you fucking douchenozzle
#or ‘douchenozzLESS’ eventually if we’re being real here#i like him being smug and kind of turned on by how future voldemort will look as much as the next guy#but ‘WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NOSE’ never fails to make me giggle#it’s about as fun as tom secretly pushing people down the stairs because harry smiled at them for too long#tom riddle#lord voldemort#harry potter#tomarry
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Mr “this is the last time I ever-“
#and it’s never the last time#and he always lets his mean bf bully him into#I don’t know#steal a wheelchair from an old lady so that house can push it down the stairs into a vending machine#my art#doodle of the day#james wilson#house md#houseposting
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I think it's funny they put the worst man ever in tentacles and everyone immediately forgot how to act
#sentinel prime#transformers one#tf one#maccadam#transformers#its me im people#i just think hed be so fun to bully#pushing him down the stairs and putting hot sauce in his shampoo
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Some weird kid in his Hollow Knight cosplay wants you to follow him what do you do?
These are some Kid Belos drawings I might turn into stickers! Might fix up two other designs that I have unfinished and maybe even do some Caleb ones in his witch’s hat, but I’ve been having trouble drawing young Caleb. 😪
The right Philip is a little weird with shading, I wanted it to look like foresty (doubt that’s a word) type shading but ummm yeah.
#the owl house#toh#toh belos#kid belos#philip wittebane#wittebane brothers#I would push him down a flight of stairs#I have no one to talk about toh to and I’m actually dying#my art
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finished ai the somnium files last week and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
anyway i also can't stop thinking about pewter i love him actually
#celeste draws stuff#aitsf#ai the somnium files#pewter#also i HATE kaname date#and love him#what a man#i played the aitsf demo and heard dates voice and immediately bought the game LMAO#i am very much aroace but hearing dates voice oh my god... why does he sound so attractive#and now almost every time he speaks i stare at my switch in disappointment#i hate him /j#i want to push him down a set of stairs
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are we about to kiss right now? im getting a vibe
#rowan hart#infamous if#stoja wiseman#minadraws#love orion. i will push him down a flight of stairs to get to rowan
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So the Entity had its favorites on both sides. Dwight, the first proper Survivor, and then Kenneth for a while. At least until Danny came along and started showing off his creative methods of fucking with the Survivors during Trials. Seasoning that fear and despair with that extra helping of good stuff, ya know?
Anyway the main point.
You know on the flip side of that, the Entity had to have a least favorite. Someone it looked at and silently questioned, 'Why the fuck did I pick you up again?' Not outright hate, mind you. Just, like, a mild disinterest. Boredom. A kind of 'ooh shiny new toy annnnnnd I'm over it. Into the back of the closet to collect dust with you' kind of dislike.
Anyway, in this essay I'll go into absolutely no detail or depth on my thought process as to why I think it was Freddy and Quentin.
#my headcanons#dead by daylight#writing thoughts#the entity out there playing favorites like a kid with barbie dolls#I adore Quentin btw#this is not a hate post#he's baby leave him alone#I'd push Freddy down the stairs for a klondike bar tho#jk jk I have a special place in my heart for him too#quentin smith#the nightmare dbd#freddy krueger#dwight fairfield#dbd ghostface#danny johnson#the clown dbd#kenneth chase#the entity
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the son of gorgo will need his pinky drinky before bed
#honkai star rail#mydei#mydeimos#mydei honkai star rail#mydei hsr#doodles#i got him yesterday and i push him down da stairs#im very unserious pls do not take me seriously#i am aware he is more than just guy who likes pink but its funny to imagine he stans amy rose from sonic#i think this guy is cool and lame at the same time
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I feel like I’m actually a little surprised to hear you say your favorite is reigen since you’ve often been wishing pain upon him, but also the more I think the more it makes sense lmao
Here’s a question, with the most recent rewatch, was there a supporting character who stood out in any way to you more than before? I feel like every time I rewatch mp100 a character or aspect of the story stands out to me in a different way I haven’t thought of before. I appreciated and liked Ritsu more this rewatch and actually Dimple a lot too!
NO THAT'S FAIR i really did say something terrible about reigen every time he was on screen. he makes me want to barf. just look at him
i think i was really surprised by just how much the body improvement club stood out to me this rewatch? like it rocks that something that could've just been a one-off joke (mob joining body improvement instead of telepathy) turns into an earnest group of friends that genuinely want to see mob succeed and help him grow. they're all so encouraging every step of the way and really elevate everything the story has to say about mob's life becoming fuller because of the people around him. they're one of the biggest sources of mob's improvement throughout the show!!! that's why they call it body improvement babey!!!!!!!!
#GGGRRRRRR I LOVE MOB PSYCHO#yknow how yesterday i said i get cute aggression when i see mob. i get the opposite of that for reigen#like he's so ugly i have to push him down a flight of stairs . LMFAO#asks
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what is it with the pjo show and pushing people down stairs???
#first percy said annabeth would push him down a flight of stairs to get shit done#then he actually pushed her down a flight of stairs to protect her and grover on the arch#now ares says that he loves his family bc they’re a bunch of backstabbing bitches who would push each other down the stairs if needed#family i suppose#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#percabeth#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#grover underwood
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anatomy practice feat: rinzler
#tron#tronblr#tron legacy#rinzler#my art#what’s his deal. pushes him down the stairs#maybe i should actually use artist tags#artists on tumblr#umm#character art
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My thirst for Kenji Sato vs the need to bully him for wearing a shirt that literally says “ICON”
#i love him but i also kinda want push him down some stairs#kenji sato#ken sato#ultraman#ultraman rising
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misae😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒



^ i need to kill him .

^ abt us going on a business trip together and we end up having to share a room.........

^ HE'S PISSING ME OFFFFFFFFFFF
#unfortunately . this is a very funny au#hate that i'm in it#jwvekdjwkdjekwjd#HE'S TOO NON-CHALANT HE'S TOO RUDE#yk the bed thing would piss me off so fucking badlyshwjdjjwhfkwb#so in the end we'd still end up sleeping on the bed together bc i refuse to take floor#IT'S ABOUT THE POINTTTTT#GET ON THE FLOOR MISTER WHY ARE YOU SO EASILY ACCEPTING THE BED YOU DICKK😒😒😒#i hate him#i need to push him down the stairs .#misae#thank you (?) ari for coming up with the lore you are torturing me
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