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Fanfic roadmap for the near future...
So I'm working on a longer oneshot wip and it's about 69% done. (I won't promote it on this blog when I do post it, but there's your hint as to its contents.)
But, after that, inspiration to revisit my series, The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God, has definitely hit. Though I still cherish it dearly, there's a lot I want to expand upon! I wrote it a year ago in a hyperfixated stupor, and looking back at it now, I have so many more ideas I want to delve more into. I'm planning to absolutely keep my first drafts up as a series because I intended for most of them to be able to stand alone. This time around I'll probably write it as a multichapter fic, since I aim to build upon many of the plot elements. With all I'm planning to add, I expect the wordcount to double.
For those of you who are following me from my earlier days, I'd love to hear from you all what you want to see more of in a rewrite of the series. I don't think I'll delete many (if any) scenes from my first draft, but some ideas I plan to detail further in my new-and-improved Narilamb saga include the following so far: the awkward not-quite-enemies but not-quite-friends stage between Narinder and the Lamb, Lamb's raw bitterness towards Narinder soon after the boss fight for betraying them (and vice versa!), lore from the Relics of the Old Faith update including interactions with the Mystic Seller (and thus Lamb needing Narinder's guidance on wielding the crown, which opens them up to the idea of how much they actually need him as an ally), Narinder interacting with the other members of the cult... among other smaller ideas as well.
When I started thinking about this series again, it made me realize how many of my readership have stuck around from my early days in the fandom. Those of you who have stuck around for more than a year and continue to read what I put out, especially, seeing you continuously makes me so, so happy. I appreciate you all so much.
Anyway. Let me know what y'all want to see too.
#hannah's rambles#I once found a couple of people (back when I was in the MM server for a few weeks before it got too overwhelming)#Who met me there and promptly lost their shit because they had literally become friends *because of my writing* and I stg I actually cried#That moment and having a readership I recognize have been the greatest compliments of my 14 months writing for cult of the lamb#I already knew how art could bring people together because I've made many friendships along a similar vein#But it didn't click that I too was capable of doing that for others until they told me about how they met#And y'all are too. Be proud of what you bring to this fandom#Whether you're a fanartist or writer or roleplayer or whatever else or cheer on the creatives from the sidelines#sorry for the tag dump (I know I do it all the time)
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âDiscordant Sonataâ Chapter 19
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CHAPTER 19: ATTACCA
Music glossary: Â Â Â Â Â Â Attacca - "To attack at once"; used as a direction in music at the end of a movement to begin the next without pause
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(Mood music: "The Conversation" - Pearl Django)
Being mere months away from graduating lycĂ©e meant that their group of friends didnât have as many classes together, due to their diverse individual interests and talents. However, they always made sure to make time to hang out after school before their extracurricular activities began.
And thus, Adrien, Nino, and Alya made their way to the classroom where the art club gathered to meet up with Marinette. From there, Adrien would make his way to either fencing lessons or Chinese, depending on the day of the week. Marinette would join him on days when he had Chinese (as sheâd become determined to master the language ever since her uncle visited from Shanghai a few years back), Alya would go to her journalism club, and Nino would travel to his part-time internship at the local recording studio.
ââand the backlogs just keep piling up!â Alya spoke as they walked, voice full of vigor and excitement. âIâve had to recruit yet another mod to help me keep order in the forums! Especially since the Ladyblog has started going international and weâve had to organize servers in different languages. You wouldnât believe how crazy itâs gotten in there recently!â
âDang, babe,â Nino interjected. âSounds like things are super rough for you right now.â
âNot really, more busy than anything. Especially because I have that big research article due next week, thereâs just not enough hours in the day to try to read everything that goes on in there. But I have my mods report to me daily, âcause I always like to stay on top of everything that goes on in the chats!â
âWhatâs gotten everyone so riled up in the Ladyblog lately?â Adrien chimed in. âI donât recall it being nearly this busy last year.â
The trio entered the art clubâs classroom and settled down at the table where Marinette sat, getting her various sketches organized. The art teacher was quite easy going, so they didnât have to talk in hushed whispers and could come and go as they pleased.
âWell, to be honest, itâs because of Chat Noir,â Alya replied.
Adrien tried to contain his surprise. âR-really? Whatâ uhhh, what do people have to say about him?â
He winced inwardly. He knew he shouldnât ask. But curiosity got the better of him today. Maybe learning the news through the filter or Alyaâs paraphrasing instead of reading the negative comments firsthand would lessen the sting of what people said about him.
Marinette whipped her head around at the mention of his alter ego. âWait, what about Chat Noir?â she inquired.
âGirl,â Alya replied, her voice filled with renewed exuberance. âYou would not believe how much weâve had to censor and moderate all the inappropriate things people have been saying!â
Adrien flinched in his seat. âWow⊠do people really hate him that much?â he asked, trying to conceal the dejection in his voice.
Alya busted out into loud guffaws. âHate?! Dude, most people donât hate him; they LOVE him! By âinappropriateâ comments, I mean the kinda stuff you wouldnât want your grandma to catch you reading! Thereâs a whole giant section dedicated to his new fan club!â she said as she removed her glasses so she could wipe away the tears of laughter.
âWHAT?!â Adrien squawked in confusion, his face feeling hotter than the ovens back at the bakery. âA fan club??â
Marinette burst into uncontrollable snickering. âHas it really gotten that bad?!â
Nino joined in, âBro! Adrien, I canât believe you havenât heard Alya rant about these rabid fans before! They call themselves the âNoir Nationâ, and the kind of things theyâve been writing would make adult romance authors blush like schoolgirls!â
Alya nodded, thoroughly amused. âAnd thatâs not including all the fanfiction people have been writing.â
âWaitâ the WHAT?! Thereâs fanfiction?!!â Marinette gaped in shock, as if sheâd been hit in the face with an enormous pie. âAlya, how come I never knew about this?!â
âWhy? You wanna read em? Girl, youâll get no judgment from me. If you wanna check âem out for yourself, just go check under the hashtag âLadynoirâ.â
Marinette stammered as her arms flailed in her bewilderment, accidentally knocking her phone off the table and onto the floor, her eyes bigger and rounder than Adrien had ever seen them. âThey have a ship name?!â she screeched.
âJust mind the ratings though,â Alya advised. âSome of them can get pretty steamy. You wouldnât want someone to catch you reading those in public,â she added with a wink.
Marinette continued to sputter incoherently. âNO, I am NOT gonna read it!! It would be different if they were fictional characters, but I could never read fanfiction about real people!â
Alya raised a skeptical eyebrow at her. âMm-hmm⊠Sure.â
Marinetteâs hands flew to her face, trying to hide how red her entire face had gotten, and released a long squeak that resembled a hamster on helium. As shocked as Adrien was about these rather unexpected news, seeing Marinetteâs over-the-top reaction brought a wide grin to his face and he busted out laughing.
He bent over to retrieve Marinetteâs phone, since she was too busy being mortified to notice it had fallen to the floor. As he was about to hand it back, the screen lit up and Adrien saw the lockscreen wallpaper: it was the same photo of Ladybug and Chat Noir that he himself had saved earlier that day. He smiled, not exactly sure what to make of it, but finding it adorable that sheâd liked the photo enough to set it as her lockscreen.
He tapped her shoulder, waiting for her to respond. She emerged from behind her impromptu hand shield and turned her head, then her eyes widened once again as soon as she saw what Adrien was showing her. She jolted straight up, stiff as a board, and her eyes met his, cheeks turning tomato red. He winked at her, amused about this little secret between them, and handed back her phone without a word.
Marinette accepted it with a meek-sounding, âThanks,â looking like she wanted to explain the photo, but not able to do so unless she wanted Alya and Nino to find out that she was potentially a⊠ahemâ âLadynoirâ shipper.
Switching the conversation to something else (which Marinette seemed to be eternally grateful for), the group chatted until it became time for them to scatter to their next destinations.
With a wave, Adrien exited the classroom and headed towards fencing practice, one of the few activities he decided to stick with despite not being forced to participate. Fencing, along with Chinese lessons, were not only enjoyable, but were also quite useful. Sadly, he didnât have access to a piano anymore, so he wasnât able to pursue that hobby for the time being. Hopefully later down the line, when things had settled down and heâd found his own place to live, heâd be able to finance one.
Thinking about the future had become an exciting pastime instead of an anxiety-inducing one, and it was all thanks to his friends and those he cared about. He smiled as he reached the door to the locker rooms, continuing to daydream of what was to come.
(Mood music: "Recollection 3" - ShirĆ Sagisu (BLEACH OST, "The Diamond Dust Rebellion")
Adrien finished getting dressed for fencing, his head still blissfully floating in the clouds. He stored his belongings into his assigned locker, shutting it with a loud clang, which echoed through the empty room.
Huh...? Empty?
He swiveled his head around, surprised that there was no one beside him. He stood up and began walking down the large room, peeking down the other locker rows looking for his classmates; but there was nobody.
Where was everyone? Thereâs no way that every single one of them was running late. Had his lessons been cancelled and heâd somehow missed a text message or email? He began heading back towards his locker to check his phone for any schedule changes.
Before he reached his destination, however, heavy thudding footsteps broke the eerie silence. Adrien whipped his body around to greet whoever they belonged to.
The owner of those footsteps was one of the last people Adrien expected to meet here.
âGaspard?!â
Adrien stood agape, face to face with his old bodyguard, whom he hadnât seen in a couple of years; not since heâd resigned and moved out of the country. Nathalie had mentioned that in his resignation letter, Gaspard said that heâd become involved in an overseas business venture involving the market of rare action figures. Nevertheless, Adrien couldnât help but suspect that his fatherâs ill temper and poor treatment of their employees was the true reason for his departure.
Adrienâs first reaction was surprise and joy, and he rushed forward to greet and embrace him. However, as he approached and got a better look at the manâs face, Adrienâs mood instantly morphed into confusion and apprehension. There was something odd about his eyes.
Something wasnât right. Why was Gaspard here? And why now?
He came to a halt about a meter before reaching him. An oppressive weight seemed to press in all around him, and he had to suppress a shiver. âWait. Gaspard, didââ he gulped, ââdid my father send you?â
His old bodyguard did not reply, but took a heavy step towards him. Adrien stepped back.
âPlease⊠I canât go back. I live somewhere else now, and Iâm very happy there. Whatever he told you about the situation, itâs a lie.â
His bodyguard continued to approach him, his stare vacant and unsettling.
Fighting the urge to panic, he pleaded, âYou donât have to do this. If heâs offered you compensation, I can match it; itâll just take me a bit of time. But we can work something out, right?? For old timeâs sake?â
He continued walking backwards until he bumped into something firm, but it wasnât a wall; it was another person. Before he could turn around, they grabbed him by the shoulders, detaining him and preventing him from running away.
He was about to shout for help when something sharp jabbed him on the side of the neck, injecting a cold liquid. Adrienâs eyes grew wide in terror.
Shit.
Adrien swore as he jerked away, elbowing whoever was behind him and managing to break free. Rubbing at the spot where the syringe had stabbed him, he glanced back to take a look at his other assailant, only to see... another Gaspard?
Why are there two of him??
This was wrong. Gaspard didnât have a twin; he knew that for a fact. Heâd worked for the Agrestes ever since Adrien was a toddler and was too young to even pronounce his name correctly (hence the nickname âGorilleâ, which stuck around for years afterwards). Additionally, there was something uncanny, otherworldly, even, about the way these two men looked and moved.
He shook himself out of his stupor. He didnât have time to contemplate any possible explanations. He had to get out of there fast.
He sprinted towards the exit, but only managed to travel a few paces before he lost his footing and tripped. He fell to the ground hard, almost hitting his head on a nearby bench. As he struggled to get up, he realized that his fingers and toes had already gone numb.
Not good.
Time was running out. Adrenaline coursed through him and, with a grunt, he hefted himself to his feet and scrambled towards the exit, as fast as he could despite a heavy limp. Though his heart was hammering and his legs felt like they were filled with sand, he pushed himself, concentrating on reaching the door.
After taking a few steps, however, he realized that even if he did manage to exit the locker room, the area beyond was an open courtyard. Meaning he wasnât going to be able to reach someplace safe before getting caught. He had no choice but to transform into Chat Noir, and hopefully Plaggâs powers and strength could help him escape and find somewhere to hide.
Heâd scarcely uttered the first syllable in the transformation phrase when he was tackled to the ground. A giant hand swiftly covered his mouth and Adrien felt his hands get bound together with thick zip ties behind his back. A muffled scream of writhing frustration made its way up his throat as his limbs became more and more useless by the second.
No⊠This canât be happening! Please, this canât be how it all ends!
Just when his life had finally gained a semblance of normalcy and heâd found happiness again, it would get ripped away and he would disappear without a trace, leaving everyone to wonder what had happened to him. Leaving his friends to think that Gabriel had pulled him from school and they would never see him again. Leaving Ladybug to wonder if Chat had abandoned her forever. Leaving her to fight Hawkmoth alone. Again.
He couldnât let that happen. He thrashed and struggled as furiously as he could, fighting the feelings of overwhelming helplessness that threatened to consume him. Nearing despair, he was too distracted to notice Plagg phrasing through the wall, away from the skirmish, in search of the only person who could save him.
(Mood music: "Run" - Ludovico Einaudi)
Marinette fidgeted with her pencil, her feet wiggled and bounced under her desk. She didnât understand; when sheâd arrived at the art club, her head had been filled with inspiration and ideas that sheâd been excited to draw and execute. However, at the moment, her mind was filled with noise and disquietude.
Having had enough, she excused herself to visit the restroom. Once sheâd walked far enough from the classroom, she opened her purse to talk to Tikki about her current dilemma.
âItâs the same feeling as last night, Tikki! Except that would mean one of three possibilities. Option A.) Itâs nothing and Iâm going crazy. Andâ donât give me that look, Tikki! I can see what youâre thinking and I donât have time for your cheeky sass right now!â The kwami snickered while Marinette cleared her throat and continued, âOption B.) that Chat is here, at this school, which is impossible because his schoolâs on the other side of the city, thatâs why he always leaves the house super early for his long commute.â
Tikki opened her mouth and looked like she was about to say something, but then didnât (...or couldnât?).
Marinette resumed, âOr, C.) that myââ what do I even call it? My âSpidey senseâ??ââ that itâs got a long distance mode, and Chat is all the way across Paris and heâs in trouble! But what am I supposed to do about that from here?! I wouldnât even know where to begin looking!â
Tikki shrugged. âFollow your instincts, Marinette. Thereâs no harm in taking a quick look around the school, right?â
Marinette groaned. âUGH! It doesnât make sense!! Am I going to get interrupted like this all the time from now on?â She shook her head resolutely. âNo. I canât just go off on random field trips every single time I feel a random fit of anxiety. Iâm sure itâs just leftover jitters from last night. Iâm supposed to call Master Fu after school anyway; he can help me figure everything out. Iâm just gonna go back to class and forget about it.â
Tikki frowned, not quite convinced, but deciding not to press further.
Marinette made her way back to the classroom in a frustrated huff. But as her hand reached to turn the handle, the feelings of danger and urgency multiplied tenfold. Without a word, she sprinted away in the opposite direction, not even knowing where she was running to, only knowing she had to get there immediately.
She reached the large common area of the school downstairs. Her head whipped around, frantically searching for something, anything. In her haste, she didnât notice a small black creature zoom into her open purse.
A few moments later, she felt a frantic tugging at her shirt from below.
âMarinette!! Over there! Check the locker room, quick!!!â Tikki whisper-screamed as she peeked outside the purse, her tone uncharacteristically frantic.
Marinette nodded, then sprinted to the locker room.
âWait! You should transform first!â Tikki added.
No time!
âMarinette, wait!!â
Despite Tikkiâs protests, Marinette raced towards the double doors, tackling them open.
Three sets of eyes landed on her as she skidded to a halt, but only one pair consumed her entire attention. She gasped in horror, hands flying to her face as she stared at what was occurring in front of her. Adrien let out a desperate, muffled scream urging her to run.
His panicked voice snapped her out of her dazed shock; but instead of running, she stood her ground, eyes darting back and forth across the area searching for something useful. The room was remarkably barren except for a lone broom a short distance away from her. She grabbed it and leaped towards the closest attacker (the one holding Adrien down), swinging it like a baseball bat.
The man didnât even try to avoid the hit; the broomstick merely bounced off the side of his face where Marinette had hit him. She frowned in confusion, then tried hitting him again, bringing the stick down on the top of his head like an axe.
SNAP.
The end of the broom flew off, and Marinette stared in shock at the broken broomstick.
âWhat the hell are you?!â Marinette exclaimed, shifting her grip on the shortened wooden stub.
She pounced at the second bodyguard, bringing her weapon down in a stabbing motion; but he swatted at her hand, disarming her. She yelped in pain, leaping backwards to get some distance between them.
She was outmatched. The only strategy available was to use their own size against them. With a feint to the side, she shot at his legs for a takedown, hoping to catch him off balance. He called her bluff and shoved her backwards with his giant palm, then kneed her in the stomach.
Winded from the impact, Marinette doubled over with a gasping wheeze, fighting with all her might to keep herself from collapsing onto the ground. She forced herself upright and attacked again. With a clumsy jerk, she lunged forward, swinging wild punches at her opponent. The shots connected but his expression barely changed; it was like beating a breathing punching bag.
The bodyguard backhanded Marinette across the face. Pain shooting across her cheek, she staggered, almost losing her balance. In her daze, she watched helplessly as the man reared his arm back. There was no chance to dodge. His fist connected with her abdomen, delivering a liver shot that shut down her entire body. She crumpled to the floor as if boneless. She tried to call out Adrienâs name, but her mouth merely opened in a silent scream.
Marinette could hear Adrienâs distressed screaming, but it sounded distant, like they were underwater. The edges of her vision grew black and fuzzy, the entire room dissolving around her. She had to consciously force her lungs to inhale, but couldnât fill them all the way, as if a boulder had been placed on top of her chest.
Faintly, she felt herself getting picked up off the ground and carried away over someoneâs shoulder. Disoriented and semi-blinded, the sudden movement and rough jostling made her head spin and gave her vertigo. She gritted her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut, trying to block it all out.
A few moments later, they stopped moving, and she heard a door burst open. Where were they? Before she could gather her senses, she was in the air, thrown several meters away, landing with a hard thud. A sharp pain traveled down her body as she rolled into the wall across them. The shriek that tried to escape her throat emerged as a strained, shallow whine.
The man stomped out, leaving her alone in the room. âStopâŠ!â she rasped out, managing to tilt her neck upwards, head pounding.
The bodyguard slammed the door shut, followed by a bang and a clattering sound that could only mean heâd broken the doorknob of whatever room she was in.
Marinette's vision became more and more blurred. At the verge of losing consciousness, she fought to keep her eyes open as tears pricked at the corners of her eyes.
No, she couldnât pass out! She had to save Adrien! Stay awake, Marinette, stay awake!!
She bit down on her lip hard, focusing on the sharp sting, on the swelling that was already forming around her right eye, forcing herself to feel the pain her body was in. At this moment, feeling pain was better than falling unconscious. She concentrated on her breathing, slowly regaining her senses.
She reached down to open her purse and get Tikkiâs help⊠only to be met with emptiness. Panic settled in her gut as she realized that sometime during the skirmish, the purse had slipped off her shoulder. She sat up, slowly, so she wouldnât risk feeling faint again from the change in positions.
She squinted, adjusting her eyesight to the darkness of the room. It seemed to be some sort of supply closet. After a failed few attempts to stand, she crawled towards the door instead, careful not to bump into the crates and shelves that filled the area.
The girl eyed the broken doorknob wearily. She was pretty proficient at lockpicking and breaking into things, but not as good at breaking out. Her only hope was that Tikki would be able to find her⊠if she was even nearby.
She swore to herself. Why had she rushed in and attacked two grown ass men (who, incidentally, may or may not be supernatural to boot!) instead of hiding and creating a strategy?! Now she was useless, Tikki was gone, and Adrien was surely on his way to get auctioned to the highest bidder in the criminal black market and ransomed off for an enormous sum. Great job, Marinette. Adrienâs been abducted and itâs all your fault.
Gathering all the determination she could muster, she tried to call out for help. But her voice was still too hoarse, and only a weak croak came out. She clenched her fists, grumbling irritably. Time for a different approach. Somehow, she needed to make noise.
After a brief search, she found a hard, metallic object that she could use to hammer on the door. She tested it out; it was surprisingly effective. She doubled her efforts, making as big a racket as possible. Hopefully, it would only be a matter of time before somebody heard her, let her out, and she could go find Adrien.
She couldnât let anything else happen to another loved one. Not again.
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I'M REEEAAAAALLY SORRY FOR THAT CLIFFHANGER JSHDKFJHSKDF á(âŻÂ°ĐŽÂ°)á  I tried splitting up the sections differently but it didn't really flow as well.
But the next chapter is almost done, so I'll have it ready by next weekend!!
#Miraculous Ladybug#Ladynoir#Enemies AU#enemies to lovers#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Adrien Agreste#Chat Noir#Ladybug#fanfiction#Discordant Sonata#ML AU#aged up#Eden writes
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Moe Moe Mallekei Kyun~
In which Malleus and Cater go to a maid café, and shenanigans ensue.
... Iâve been wanting to write this for a long time.
***Warning: mild spoilers for Malleusâs PE Uniform personal story!***
Imagine this...
âLilia-sama.â
Two bodyguards fell into line, saluting simultaneously to their vice dorm leader.
âWe just finished combing through the prime gargoyle locations around campus,â Silver reported. âUnfortunately, there was no sight of Malleus-sama to be found. The accounts of the various students we interviewed also corroborate that the Young Master has not recently been spotted in the area.â
âI see. Thank you, Silver.â Lilia sighed, cupping his cheek in one hand. âHm, this is a bit odd. Wherever could he have wandered off to this time?â
At that moment, a ping! sounded off. Lilia fished his phone out of his pocket and, with one glance at the screen, his expression softened.
âYou donât suppose some dastardly villain has⊠kidnapped the Young Master and is holding him for ransom, do you?!â Sebekâs eyes nearly bulged out of his skull at the thought. âIf that is the case⊠THEN WE HAVE FAILED AS MALLEUS-SAMAâS KNIGHTS!!â
âNow, now--letâs not jump to conclusions. Even if that were true, Iâm certain that Malleus would be able to easily fend off assailants on his own. Perhaps he has simply lost his way, or headed off campus to run an errand.â
â... Without warning us in advance?â
âI would have happily accompanied the Young Master wherever he went--EVEN TO THE ENDS OF TWISTED WONDERLAND ITSELF!!â
âKufufu. Malleus is still young at heart. Let us allow him this moment of independence, just this once. He will find his way home eventually.â
âWelcome home, my masters!!â
Malleus skidded to a stop in the doorwayâfor beyond it laid unknown territory. The interior sported cream walls, with fairy lights, streamers, and paper flowers strung up. A number of tables and chairs, populated with people, were set against flowing white curtains.
Young ladies flitted about, balancing trays of food and drinks, cameras, and microphones. Each wore the same outfit, consisting of a frilly headdress, an apron, and a black dress with lace trim and ribbons.
And now, one of those uniformed girls extended a hand to him and a warm, welcoming smile.
Malleus frowned and turned to the orange haired young man beside him. â... Diamond. What is this strange establishment youâve brought me to?â
âMm? Itâs a maid cafĂ©,â Cater chirped, glancing up from his phone. âYou said youâve never been before, right?â
âWell, yes⊠However, when you invited me to join you for an outing, I did not expect this to be our destination.â
âItâll be fine~ Weâre already here, so letâs get seated!â Cater insisted cheerily, ushering the fae through the door.Â
âRight this way, my masters!â The greeter giggled and led the way, eventually stopping at a vacant table set for two. As the duo slipped into their seats, she handed them menus and moistened towels. âWe have a wide selection of special services and delicious dishes for your enjoyment!â
Malleus hesitantly flipped open the (very pink) menu and ran his eyes down the page of available items. Along with the expected offerings of desserts, savory foods, and beverages were odd listings: massage, ear cleaning, karaoke, game, arts and crafts, picture, spoon feeding, live song and dance...
He stared quizzically at Cater, who seemed to be taking everything in stride.
âIâll take a plate of omurice! How about you, Malleus-kun?â
He stared back at his menu, trying to make rhyme or reason of the unique names. What in the Great Seven was a Pyon †Pyon Sunshine BarâŠ? Or a LuckyâHappyâCookie? Malleusâs brows furrowed in both concentration and confusion.
âI⊠I shall have the local specialty, whatever that may be,â the fae prince declared at last.
âExcellent choices! And would you like a bunny, or a kitty?â
âYou hand out animals at this eating establishment? Is that not a health code violation?â
âAaah, Malleus-kun, she doesnât mean real rabbits and cats. Look--youâll see when she brings them, okay?â Cater laughed awkwardly. Then, turning to the waitress, he held up his index finger. âOne of each, little lady~â
âOf course!â She scribbled down a few words on her heart shaped notepad before prancing off.
â... Diamond. Are you certain this is the fabled maid cafĂ© of which you spoke of?â Malleus asked, folding his arms. âI find it difficult to believe that every patron here is descended from a high class lineage. Furthermore, the servers are wearing attire entirely unlike that of a traditional household servant.â
Cater blinked once, twiceâthen chuckled.
âMaid cafĂ©s are like normal cafĂ©s. Anyone can go to them to play pretend and chill for a while! The difference is that the waitresses are dressed cutely and offer fun services. Singing, dancing, playing gamesâthat kinda thing!â
âI do not understand.â Malleus swept a hand at their surroundings. âThe purpose of this establishment is merely for⊠amusement?â
âYup! People get tired of the daily grind sometimes, so they go to places like this to see cute stuff and just take a load off.â
âI⊠I see.â Malleus tucked his thumb and forefinger under his chin. âWe do not have anything like your maid cafes in the Valley of Thorns.â
âYou donât? What sort of things do you do back home for fun, then?â
âI was not allowed to venture far from the palace grounds. Most of my time was spent indoors, studying spells or honing my magical abilities.â
Cater inclined his head. âOooh, right! Because youâre a prince and all, you werenât able to do muchâbut hey! Things are different now! Youâve got Cay-kun to show you a good time!â
âAh, yes. A âgood timeâ...â Malleus attempted at a smile, which came out more wary than he had intended.
âThank you for waiting!â a girlish voice chirpedâtheir waitress had returned, wearing a tray of food in one hand and two headbands in the other. âHere is your omurice and Nyan ⚠Nyan âš Kitty-chan Parfait, plus one pair of kitty ears and one pair of bunny ears!â
She handed Cater his dishâa bed of ketchup flavored fried rice, sealed by a wobbling omelet and garnished with a sprig of parsley.
âMm! Smells delicious. Thanks a bunch~â Cater grinned, winking at his server.
The maid giggled and placed Malleusâs dessert before him, along with the headbands.
âWould you like me to draw or write something special for you on your meal, master?â she asked, gesturing to Caterâs omurice.
âSure thing! Could you write âMallekeiâ? Oh, and a couple of hearts would be cute, too!â
âAs you wish!â
As the maid set to work, Malleus marveled at the sight of his parfait.
Colorful scoops of ice-cream, granola, and sliced fruits were layered inside of a tall glass cup. A generous crown of whipped cream and a drizzle of strawberry sauce topped it off. Sticking out from the whipped cream were two wafer triangles and dots of chocolate candies, forming a cat-like face.
How adorable.
⊠But not adorable enough to be spared.
âThank you for the food.â The fae raised his spoon to demolish the poor parfait kittenâ
âStop, stop, Malleus-kun!!â Cater cried, frantically waving his arms. âN-Not yet!!â
Malleus lowered his spoon with a frown. âFood is meant to be consumed, Diamond. Is there an issue you have with my table etiquette?â
âWellâno, butâŠâ Cater played with a lock of his orange hair and sighed. âThereâs certain rituals we need to do first!â
âRituals? Oh, my apologies. I was not aware. Please proceed with your regularly scheduled⊠rituals.â
âAhaha, youâre a quick learner! First thingâs first, letâs put on our headbands!â Cater swept up the cat ears and passed them over. âHere, to match your parfait! Iâll take the rabbit.â
Malleus gingerly nestled the cat ears on his head, copying Caterâs movements. It was a bit tricky maneuvering around his horns, but somehow, he managed.
âOh!! Those ears suit you so well!â the waitress said, glancing up from decorating the omurice. Carefully placed splotches of ketchup spelled out âMallekeiâ, hearts and little sparkles littering the space around the boysâ combined names.
â... Do they?â Malleus doubted it.
âThey do!!â Cater reassured him with a laugh. âNe, ne, miss! Can you take our picture so my friend here can have a souvenir to take home with him?âÂ
âCertainly!â She replaced the bottle of ketchup and hurried off, returning shortly after with a polaroid camera. âAre you ready, my masters?â
âReady, Malleus-kun?â
âHmph. Of course. I will have you know that my posing abilities have improved considerably since our last encounter. Do not underestimate me.â
âOh, thatâs great! Youâve been practicing! Then⊠on the count of three, we nyah, okay?â
â... What is ânyahâ?â Malleus inquired, his confidence suddenly waning.
âEh?â A blip of surprise crossed Caterâs face. âLike, yâknow⊠nyah!â
The influencer curled both of his hands into balls and made a pawing motion at his friend. âNow you try!â
âLike this?â Malleus mimicked him. He was more stiffâdefinitely not as practicedâbut the general motion was still recognizable.
âVery good, master!!â the waitress gushed, raising the polaroid up. âOn three?â
â1, 2, 3⊠Nyah!â
A flash went off, sending stars into Malleusâs vision. As he rubbed the daze out of his eyes, Caterâs voice called out to him.
âAre you okay there?â
âI am well. There is no need for your concern,â the fae insisted. âThis ritual⊠it is more confounding that I took it to be.â
âEeeh? Itâs not meant to be hard or anything. Just relax, relax!â Cater paused before adding, âItâs part of the ritualâs requirements! You need to be nice and loose for the last step!â
âWhat is this last step?â
âWe need to cast a magic spell to make your food taste extra tasty!â the waitress declared cheerily.
âHoh?â A smirk found its way onto Malleusâs face. âThat can easily be arranged. Allow me to do the honors.â
He put his hand before his parfait, an eerie green glow emulating from his palm. The sinister light engulfed his dish and Caterâs, sending them floating midair. Radioactive ice-cream and omurice hovered above their heads, causing both Cater and their maid to recoil in shock.
Other customers stared at the spectacle from their own tables. One manâs jaw dropped, the forkful of spaghetti bolognese in his mouth clattering onto the floor.
âYou, who provides sustenance to the masses, become that which is deliciââ
âH-Hold on a sec, Malleus-kun!!â Cater practically leapt over the table to seize his friendâs glowing hand. âNot that kind of spell!!â
Eyes wide with surprise, Malleus allowed his magic to settle down. The parfait and omurice gently floated back onto their table, and the maid sighed with relief.
âIs there a different spell needed for this occasion? I assure you that I am well-versed in practical magicâyou need only speak its name, and I can conjure the properâŠâ
âNo, no! Itâsââ Cater casted a look at their server and nervously chuckled. âNe, Maid-chan~ Think you can give us a demonstration of the right spell?â
âYes, master!â the girl, ever professional, flashed a perky grin. âPlease watch carefully!!â
The maid set down her polaroid on the table. She then arched her fingers into C-like shapes, thumb extended straight. Pushing her hands together, she formed a heart and aimed it in the direction of the boyâs dishes.
âMoe moe kyuuuuuun!â
âWhat an odd spell. In all my years, I have never heard of such an enchantmentâŠâ
âWell, thereâs a first for everything, right?â Cater flicked one of his floppy rabbit ears. âPlus, it should be no problem for the great Malleus-sama to pull off this spell, right?â
âThis is childâs play,â Malleusâs laugh was like the earth itself rumbling. His lips quirked into a small smile. âYou will join me in performing this sacred ritual, will you not, Diamond?â
âOf course~â
âVery well.â
They made hearts and thrust them upon their meals. And together, they uttered those three magic words.
âMoe moe kyuuuuun!!â
âWelcome back, Malleus,â Lilia greeted. The vice dorm leader nonchalantly hung from the ceiling, his raven and magenta bangs suspended midair. âDid you have fun on your outing?â
âLilia. You knew?â Malleus slowly shut the door behind him, chasing away the cool air of the night. He spoke softly, knowing that sounds carried in the dusty hallways of Diasomnia and could disturb its residents.
âThe wonders of modern technology,â Lilia trilled, expertly landing beside his young master. He brandished his phone in a gloved hand, a text message displayed on the screen.
hey hey lilia-chan! gonna steal malmal-kun for the day~ heâll be back later, but do me a solid and keep it a secret from s&s til then, âkay? thnx!! (âżË¶Ë ÂłË)~âĄ
âIt looks as though I have been exposed.â
âThere is no shame in making new friends. In fact, Iâm proud of you for expanding your horizons.â Lilia beamed. âThough what a shame it is that I was not present to grab a few pictures. Hopefully Cater fulfilled that task for me.â
The ancient fae tilted forward in his toes and peered up at his prince. âSoooo? Where did you sneak off to?â
âFufu. Wouldnât you like to know?â
âMy. Is that any way to treat the man that kept Silver and Sebek from hunting you down?â Lilia teased, wagging a finger.
âSuch loyalty,â Malleus smirked, hands on his hips, âdeserves to be rewarded.â
He produced a polaroid photograph from his breast pocket and presented it with a flourish. The image, forever captured in time, was that of Malleus and Caterâthe former with cat ears, the latter with bunny earsâwith hands balled to resemble paws. Cater cheekily winked, while Malleus looked slightly bewildered.
The edges of the polaroid were dotted with stickersâsmiley faces, flowers, and hearts. Marker had been used to scrawl on whiskers and blushes over both boysâ cheeks.
Overall, cutesyâoverwhelming so.
But the Malleus and Cater in the picture were happy.
Their eyes shining like jewels.
Nyah-ing their hearts out.
#twst#twisted wonderland#Malleus Draconia#Cater Diamond#twisted wonderland imagines#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland scenarios#something no one asked for#spoilers
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â Kirishima answers a phone call that wasnât intended for him, and of course he canât help but be interested in the beautiful voice and soul that angrily began to rant about their day. â
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pairing: kirishima eijirou x fem!reader
warnings: fluff, lil angst (lol sorry), cursing
word count: 7,786
a/n: this was a stupid thought that slammed into my mind, and here it is!!!! now I have a calc midterm tomorrow that I did not look at because why think about double derivatives and integrals when I can think about kirishima????
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It was eleven at night when Kirishima strolled out of his bathroom, ready to go to bed. After a rather long day, he was looking forward to sleeping and not having to wake up at the crack of dawn. Tomorrow for the very first day in a very long time, he wouldnât have to work at the local coffee shop he was hired at. It was a job he had acquired with his good friends on the promise of it being a manageable job on top of his college work, and of course, the pretty girls who would go in.
From what Kirishima had gathered from the four months working there was that there were a lot of pretty girls who entered the coffee shop â most of which were focused on the angry ash-blond friend of his â and that it was so unnecessarily stressful.Â
Some days he was up at four in the morning to open at six for the morning regulars, then heâd go to his afternoon classes, only to return for a two-hour shift in the middle of rush hour, and would leave while trying to keep the peace between a certain ash-blond and two new hires. To say the least, it was hell on Earth at times.Â
Regardless, he didnât have to open tomorrow morning, so he was content! On top of not having classes tomorrow, Kirishima was excited to sleep in.
Falling on his bed with a massive sigh, Kirishima snuggled his face into his pillow, rejoicing in the way that the laundry detergent still clung to the fabric and relaxed.
Sleep sounded soâ
RIIING.
RIIING.
Kirishimaâs eyes slammed open, his head snapping to see his illuminating phone on his nightstand. He had no idea who the hell was calling this late. There was no way it was Bakugou; he was asleep already at this point. Sero had broken his phone two days ago during a failed stunt and wouldnât be able to get a new phone until the weekend. Kaminari only called him when there was a bug in his apartment, but he was currently closing⊠maybe it was Mina? Kirishima shook his head, no, he hadnât spoken to Mina in ages.
Grabbing the phone, he didnât bother to look at the caller ID and answered.
âHelloâ?â
âOh my god, I am fucking raging! You canât believe what kind of fuckery I just went through tonight!â a voice shouted into the receiver, and Kirishima flinched a bit at the loud and angry voice. âSo you know how I wasnât supposed to work today, right? Because my coworker had sex with her ex-boyfriend like an idiot, and I owed her for covering my shift three months ago, but anyways irrelevant. Iâm taking the order of this one group of adults. Thatâs right, A-D-U-L-T-S, adults! They are completely staring at my tits the entire time, and not my face. At first, I thought maybe you know, I had spilled something on my tits earlier, no. No! NOTHING! So I call them out on it, and they say something along the lines of âyou could be a camgirl with that body, but like not in a sex sort of wayâ Iâm sorry, WHAT?! Like yes, continue sexually harassing your server who is a college student and therefore has no will to live, so will gladly beat your Gucci belt wearing ass into a bloody pulp! What they gonna do? Sue me? I have one dollar to my name, fucking take it, I donât care, Iâll find another dollar in the sewer after I beat their asses up!
âBut you know, Iâm saying all this in my head because Iâm broke and canât afford to be fired from this place because the tips are hella good here. But they continue saying dumb shit, and then the obvious ringleader â I know he was the ring leader because his beard looks like it was the first picture printed on a new ink cartridge and his manspread was ten times wider than all of theirs â have the fucking audacity to slip his number while only tipping TEN DOLLARS ON A TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR TAB!!!!â Kirishima doesnât know what to say, his jaw on his mattress, breathing having stopped while your voice wheezes from your lack of air. He makes a croaking noise, wanting to speak up and apologize for what had happened and for not being the person you thought it was, but it seemed that you werenât over. âAND DONâT GET ME STARTED ON THAT FUCKING KAREN!!! âI didnât like the way you looked at me so I wonât be tipping you tonight!â yeah, well maybe if you didnât order enough FOOD TO FEED AN ARMY AND KEPT SENDING IT BACK I WOULDNâT BE LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THAT!!!â
There was a pause, and Kirishima, while feeling entirely sorry for you, finally spoke, âFuck, that sounds... horrible.â
âDamn right, it was horriâ wait, who the fuck is this?â your voice squeaked, and Kirishima almost started to laugh at the difference in the tone your voice took. Once so loud, angry, and entirely âfuck the world,â had changed into a meek and embarrassed voice.
âUm, this is Kirishima. Kirishima Eijiriou?â
âThis isnât Hagakure?â you moaned into the phone. â03-9082-2395? That isnât this number?â
â2-2-9-5,â Kirishima repeated his own number back, a small smile overcame his features knowing that you had accidentally misdialed a number.
âFuck my fat fingers,â you cursed, and Kirishima chuckled lightly at the mutterings that were poorly picked up. âWell, um, I am so sorry for calling you and dumping that unnecessary bullshit on youââ
âNo, no,â Kirishima interrupted, rolling onto his back, staring up at the dimly lit ceiling. âItâs totally okay! You seem less stressed out now too, and it really isnât a big deal!â
âYou are very kind, Kirishima Eijirou,â you laugh, and Kirishima canât help but imagine a figure curled up on a couch.
âThank you!â he beamed, a hand threading through his hair, âum, but what happened with the Karen? And why were you typing in your friendâs phone number?â
âDo you really want to know?â you ask after a fit of bubbling laughter; it seemed that you were not at all convinced.
âI work at a coffee shop for one, so I totally understand the Karen situations! Secondly, all my contacts are on my phone, I donât have a single one of them memorized!â
âOkay, okay, okay, I do not have this number memorized! Hagakure is my roommate, and she has a new number that she left posted on our fridge and because Mr. Sprinkles left in the middle of my rant, I called her to finish it!â you explain in what Kirishima could only consider being childlike glee. âAnd a coffee shop? Oof, Kirishima, you might have it just as bad as I do then.â
âEver had a boiling cup of coffee thrown back at your face?â
âShut. Up.â
âI wish I was joking!â
âThe nastiest thing Iâve ever been put through is a highschool couple breaking up in the middle of the restaurant, and a bowl of cold soup and milkshake were thrown at me! And I had to work for another five hours!â
âThat⊠that beat mine by a long shotâŠâ
âOkay, but like, it was cold. If you hadnât dodged, youâd be dead!â
As time passed Kirishima soon found himself sitting up on his bed, his back pressed against the headboard, a lamp on so that he wasnât in the dark while he talked to you. Somehow conversation flowed so perfectly between the two of you, so smoothly, so naturally. You had extremely compelling energy and a pretty bright one at that as well. Your stories were exceedingly extravagant, most derailing into hundreds of side stories before making its way back to the main point, but he didnât mind. Though there was no proof, he imagined that your arms were swinging around while you talked, a bright smile on your face, and lights shining in your eyes.
âSo anyway, I had to beg my professor to let me remake this exam because, for some reason, my brain would not switch back to Japanese. I almost cried because I was only speaking in English, and I think because I am an amazing person, my professor let me do that!â you laughed after explaining an issue with being fluent in a third language.Â
âMy English skills deteriorated after leaving high school, Iâm rather jealous you can speak three languages,â Kirishima admitted, his head falling back onto the cold wall. âMy Japanese professors probably think my Japanese sucks too.â
âJust because I am amazing and can speak three languages doesnât mean Iâm perfect at it,â you laugh, obviously trying to make him feel better about himself.
âMm, I donât know, youâre painting yourself as a pretty perfect person,â Kirishima sighed. âOr you have an enormous egoâŠâ
A loud scoff came from your end of the phone, and Kirishima waited for your verbal retaliation but was met with a moment of silence.
âOh! Welcome home!â you called out, and Kirishima quickly put together that your roommate Hagakure was home. âYeah, no, Iâm talking to someone right now! ...who? Oh, um, a friend! ...no, I tried to call you when I got home but misdialed your number and got him instead! NO! Youâre not going to get a pic of him! Wait, itâs what time?!â
Kirishimaâs eyes fell over to his alarm clock and saw in the dim red light that it was 04:57.Â
His jaw dropped.
âWell, um, Kirishima, it seems that our call is going to end,â you whisper into the phone, and Kirishima lets out a breathless chuckle, sudden sleepiness creeping into him. âIt was pretty fun chatting with you stranger, thanks for putting up with that ranting in the beginning! Most normal people wouldnât have picked up or let me rant like that!â
âItâs no problem,â Kirishima smiled softly, his fingers stretching out to turn off the light. He licked his lips, five hours on a phone call with an absolute stranger, and he didnât have your name, and better yet, a part of him wanted to ask if it was okay to be friends. You were magnetic to him, and he wanted to know more about you, even if this was this weird modern and accidental penpal thing. âI didnât have anything to do today, and you were fun talking to!â
âAww, thank you!â
Silence.
Ask, he thought, his teeth biting down onto his bottom lip. Ask!
âUm, I know this is weird and all, but do you think I can keep your number?â you ask, your voice almost timid and meek.
Kirishimaâs heart rate spikes at those words, he very much wanted that, but his mouth had a mind of its own it seemed. âWhy?â
âWhaâ well, I just had a lot of fun talking with you! It was fun, and I donât know, you seem like a pretty chill guy!â
His fingers gripped his phone, a warmth spreading through him when he relaxed under his sheets. âOn one condition.â
âOof, if youâre going to ask to decide between Crimson Riot or All Might youâre going to beââ
âNo, no,â Kirishima lets out a snort, his shoulders rolling while he imagines the curious look coming over your face. âI would like to know your name?â
âMy name? Why would you wantâ HOLY SHIT! I never gave youââ there was a loud noise on your end of the call, and Kirishima heard you apologize profusely before returning in a hushed whisper. âSorry! Sorry! I didnât give you my name?!â
âNo,â he laughed loudly, one that was pushed from his belly, spreading warmth through his body. âYou never did, but I did learn every name of every person youâve ever talked with!â
âGod,â you groan, a small whine emitted from you. âIâm an idiot, Iâm so sorry! Y/l/n y/n at your service!â
Y/l/n y/n, thatâs a pretty name, he thought while imagining just what you could look like.Â
âWell, goodnight y/l/n, Iâll save your number, and weâll see if you still would like to be friends when you wake up?â
There was a small noise of agreement, âIâm like a drug, Kirishima, youâll be back for more.â
âOkay, okay, goodnightâŠâ
âGoodnight, sweet dreams!â
âSweet dreams.â
Kirishima listened to the line ending, and he pulled his phone away from his ear and no sooner did he do that, a text came in at what he believed to be your number:
donât let the bed bugs bite! đ·đ±âŒïž
He snorted and replied back before eventually letting sleep consume him.
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âYouâll never believe what just happened!â you squealed into the phone, and Kirishima laughed while wiping his sweaty face with a white towel. You had called thirty minutes earlier than usual and had caught him leaving the gym.
It had been a bit over two months since your misdial, and things with you had been going pretty well for strangers. The two of you didnât talk every day, most weeks going by with just a single call, but they were always delightful talks. You worked most nights, and he most mornings, the two of you discovered. So most calls took place the night he didnât have to work the following morning.Â
âYou got a customer who complained that there was too much salt in their meal that had no salt in it?â he asked, pulling a random story of something that had happened at his own coffee shop today. You let out an amused snort, a clear indicator that he was wrong, but found his guess to be amusing at the very least.
âNo, but oddly enough, someone did ask for an insane amount of salt on their food and hated it!â you sang, clearly happy with how you found their distress to be funny.
âClose enough!â Kirishima laughed, but he was straight out of guesses, so he stopped. âSo, what happened?â
âI tried coffee for the first time ever today!â you squealed loudly, and Kirishima cheered happily.
Through these two months, there were some hard facts that Kirishima had learned about you. One, you were living in the same city as him. Two, you worked at a semi-classy restaurant. Three, you had two roommates named Hagakure and Jirou. Four, you were twenty, just like him. And five, you were a child who only drank hot chocolate and tea because you were afraid of coffee.
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âCaffeine is a drug you know,â you had snarkily teased him one night when he said he was going to make a cup of coffee. âNice to know Iâm friends with an addict!â
âIf drugs were as amazing as coffee, Iâd be an addict!â
âYou knowâŠâ your voice whispered, your voice suddenly taking a guilty approach. âIâve never actually tried coffeeâŠâ
âWHAT?!â
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âWow, look at you, becoming an old woman in front of my own eyes!â Kirishima chuckled, starting his walk back home.Â
His fingers pushed the headphones to be more secure over his ears, hopeful that there it wouldnât pick up too heavily on the wind of the outside world.Â
âTo be honest, it wasnât that good, your taste buds are just tarnished from drinking that bitter crap all day!â you huff and he half imagined you turning your nose up.
âOkay, okay,â Kirishima laughed, a warmth flooding in his chest at the sounds of your muffled laughter. A visible indicator that you were also amused at this. âI hated coffee until I started working at a coffee shop, and that was because I needed to know my shit.â
âWow, you only got that job while not being a coffee addict?â you tease. âSeems like a fake barista to me.â
âItâs pretty hard to believe, I know,â Kirishima stated his tone one of fake melancholy. âIâm so sorry for deceiving you, and honestly, I am a shit barista.â
âAww, donât say that!â you exclaim, and it seems like youâre ready to fight him. âI bet you put all those fancy TikTok baristas to shame!â
âTikTok?â he laughed, his pace speeding up just a bit so he would get home faster. âWow, I am honored you think that!â
The light conversation continued, nothing too deep or too intense, just chatter about today's shifts and classes. Eventually, Kirishima made it back into his apartment complex, and stumbled into his room, collapsing onto his bed.Â
âCan I ask something?â you ask suddenly, and Kirishima lets out a small hum.
âYeah, of course, whatâs up?â
âWhat do you look like?â you asked softly as if you were curled up in bed, seconds from letting sleep consume you. âI havenât come up with a mental image that I like, and well, I want some hints.â
âI can just send you a picture of me,â Kirishima smiles, his eyes closing. âIt would be much easier than me trying to explain to you what I look like.â
âNo!â you disagree, and there's a long sigh from your end of the phone. âIâm not ready for that kind of information yet, Kiri. I just⊠I canât accept a pic of you without sending one back, and Iâm not mentally ready for that yetâŠâ
âDonât tell me the big fat Gucci bougie you is shy?!â Kirishima exclaimed, humor drowning his words as he referenced you to something you had called yourself one drunken night weeks ago.
âNot shy!â you bemoan, your voice muffling out at the end of it. âIâm more scared youâll find me ugly and ghost meâŠâ
âI donât think thatâs possible,â Kirishima interjected, his voice stable and confident.
âWhich part?â
âBoth parts.â
âHow do you know that? You donât know what I look likeâŠâ
â...call it⊠Kirishimaâs intuition,â Kirishima slowly stated, his eyebrows furrowing. âI find your voice and your personality to be attractive on their own, so I would never ghost you. And of course, appearance isnât anything; plus, thereâs no way youâre not gorgeous.â
He says these words with honest truth, and a part of him fears he overstepped and made you wildly uncomfortable with the amount of silence that is heard from your end of the line. But finally, as Kirishima is ready to apologize to you, a soft exhale is heard.
âYouâre a dork,â you whisper, and a soft grin spreads on his own face. âAnyways, Iâll ask questions, you answer them first, and then Iâll do the same.â
âSounds good!â
âHair color?â
âBlack, but I dye it red.â
âMm, edgy teenager, I like it, and also knew that because you complained about your stained sheets! Eye color?â
âRed.â
âOh, am I sensing a theme? How tall are you?â
âIâm⊠a bit over six feet?â
The list went on, most questions becoming more of a joke than anything else, but he was glad that you were asking these things because now he had an insight on how you looked too. You had told him your eye color, your hair color, how tall you were, and a whole bunch of trivial things he would have never thought to ask about to begin with.
âOkay, last question!â you cheered, happy to have finally included Kirishima into your inside joke that revolved around your eyebrows. âDo you have any distinguishing features?â
âWell, I donât actually...â Kirishima admitted, his fingers brushing against the scar on his eye, and then it hit him. That was one! âOh, waitââ CRASH. A loud crashing noise emitted from your side of the call.
âShit, hold on!â you curse and Kirishima can only remain silent while he hears you yelling in the background, it was too far away for him to quite understand, but it was enough to know that it didnât sound okay.Â
Kirishima sat on his side of the call, the phone pressed to his ear while he tried to strip his gross and sweaty shirt from his body. His teeth bit into his lip, his canine pressing into the permanent indent of his lip, an indicator of how anxious he used to be.Â
âFuck, Kiri?â your voice suddenly snapped back onto the call, your tone frantic and quick.
âEverything okay?â
âNo, Hagakure showed up drunker than⊠a drunken drunk, I donât know expressions, ANYWAYS I know tonight is our unofficial official call night, but anyway I can get a rain check?â
There was guilt that swallowed your voice, a pang of guilt that made Kirishima warm a bit because it showed that you valued these calls, just like him.Â
âOf course, I donât have class or work Friday morning this time around, so Thursday night?â
âThat works perfectly,â you sigh, gratitude. âI owe you, text you later if you donât fall asleep! Goodnight, sweet dreams, love ya!â
Kirishima couldnât repeat the whole statement before you hastily hung up, but he couldnât keep the smile off his face the entire time he showered. The shower didnât take too long, and by the time he emerged from the shower, towel around his neck and his waist, he had a text message.Â
sero -Â hey bro!!! i canât pick up my morning shift tomorrow i know you have tonight to speak w y/n but todoroki and bakugou canât cover it!
Kirishima sighed, he definitely didnât have anything tomorrow anyways, he could manage with going in for an extra shift to help a friend.
kirishima -Â yeah sure what time?
sero -Â youre a life saver T-T im covering 8 am - 3 pm!!!
Kirishima sent a simple affirmative emoji before finishing up his nightly routine.Â
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Kirishima looked at his apron while he was assembling himself in the backroom. The aroma of roasted coffee beans and pastries was almost pungent in the back, and he was eager to get out of there. As per employee regulations, he was to wear a black apron, a name tag, and something to hold his hair because it was a bit too long, for that, he wore a white bandana around his forehead.
âWait, whereâs my name tag?â Kirishima called out, his eyebrows furrowing when he turned out to Kaminari, who was currently in the back with him.
The blond froze and scratched the back of his neck, laughing awkwardly, âAbout thatâŠâ
So Kirishima was in the front of the store with a shiny silver name tag that read Hanta Sero. Because Kaminari was the best barista they had on hand currently, he was busy teaching Midoriya â their newest hire â around the bar. For now, Todoroki was nowhere to be found, and Kirishima was handling the cash register.Â
Today was a slow morning, most people had their day off today, so morning coffee rush wasnât in existence. Sure, there were a few outliers, but it was never chaotic.Â
The gentle bell of the front door rang, and Kirishima automatically called out.
âWelcome!â
You had walked into the store, your eyebrows furrowed while you prayed that this was the coffee shop your roommates had been raving about. Youâd never been here before, but it was the closest coffee shop available that wasnât something generic and basic like Starbucks. You looked up from your phone at the voice, a thank you automatically being repeated while you neared the register.
You froze when you saw the red hair and the red eyes of the handsome man at the register. A careless thought entered your mind, Kirishima said he had red hair and red eyes⊠but he said he didnât work todayâŠÂ
A kind smile sat on his face, his eyes taking you in, waiting for you to approach him.Â
This couldnât be him, right?
The last time you had assumed a redhead working in a coffee shop was Kirishima, it had ended embarrassingly.Â
âUm, hi,â you drawled out, your eyes reading the board to figure out your own order.Â
Kirishima couldnât keep his eyes off of you, you were exactly what you had described to him, but he wouldnât ask until he was sure. He would ask you for your name after collecting your order for either tea or hot chocolate, and if it was you, heâd reveal that he was Kirishima. But he didnât want to be wrong; he didnât want to pin any other person as you, after all.
âIâve never been here before,â you confess, your hand rubbing the back of your head. You were transfixed on the caramel macchiato that was spelled in the prettiest font, though, plus Hagakure promised all their coffee was good.Â
âOh, well, welcome! If you need any recommendations or have anything else to order, I can put those through while you look?â
His smile was kind, and you felt blood rush to your face, something you desperately tried to fight off by thinking of anything you didnât like.Â
âOh! I do have two orders, though! Thereâs going to be one chai tea latte with three pumps of vanilla, and a lavender tea with a splash of oat milk.â
Kirishima nodded his head, âWill this be for here, or to go?â
His voice sounds so similar to Kirishima, you hoped, studying his face. While you answered that it was to go, you saw a distinctive scar on his right eye. Kirishima had said he didnât have any distinguishing featuresâŠÂ
âWhat are your favorites here?â you ask, your eyebrows scrunched in confusion, your thoughts very evident in your face.
Kirishima couldnât help but find hope bubbling up in his chest, there was always the possibility that you two lived in the same city-based off the same area code, and with what seemed like an incomplete knowledge in coffee, maybeâŠ
Kirishima rambled off about the different seasonal drinks right now, his recommendations leaning towards the teas and non-coffee things primarily after his general and basic list. You seemed to take every word out of his lip like gospel, agreeing and nodding when appropriate, and his lips stretched into a grin when you bluntly exclaimed your ill knowledge of this all.
âTo be honest, I only step into coffee shops to take a cute pic and then leave,â you laugh, pressing your hands against your lips and screaming a bit in your throat.Â
Kirishima laughed, more confidence blooming through his body over the hope that this was you. It had to be you.
Your eyes then found the nametag on his apron, and like a sinking ship, you read Sero.
Not Kirishima.
âAnd for you?â
âIâll have the caramel macchiato,â you decide, a grateful smile on your face while he looks down and writes the orders.
âA name?â
âPenny,â came your automatic response.
You never used your real name in coffee shops.
Kirishima suppressed the way that his mouth wanted to drop into a sad smile, and like two rejected teenagers, the money was exchanged. Before Kirishima could attempt to calm his disappointed soul, you walked out of the shop with the coffees and tea in hand.
âWhat was that about?â Kaminari asked, his eyes wide. âThere was so much flirting and then poof, gone from both sides. Come on, dude, itâs my job to fail at flirting, not yours!â
Kirishima laughed, ignoring the way that his three friends looked at him with concern and curiosity. âNothing, I just⊠the customer looked like how y/n described herself to beâŠâ
âOh⊠sorry, bro.â
âNah, itâs all good,â Kirishima waved it off, and without so much as another slap on the back, he went back to work.
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âWhat the hell are you doing?â
Kirishima looked up from his phone, his fingers mid-type pausing only for a millisecond before continuing to text blindly.Â
âOh, hey, Bakubro, whatâs up?â he cheerfully spoke, ignorant to the controller in the ash blondâs hand.Â
âItâs your turn, shitty hair, pay fucking attention!â Bakugou barked, tossing the plastic controller into his chest. Kirishima grunted, the feeling of the plastic slamming against his chest was less than ideal, but the smile on his face didnât waiver while he offered his best friend the controller back.
âItâs all good, you can have another turn, I can handle being out this round!â
âKiri, thatâs six rounds in a row,â Kaminari spoke up, his face in a teasing smirk.
It was then that Kirishimaâs face turned approximately the same color as his hair. âI didnâtââ
âAwww, Eijirou has a little crush on y/n!!!â Kaminari sang, resulting in agreeing with noises from Sero and Midoriya. Only Bakugou and Todoroki remained silent.Â
Kirishima only laughed, he knew he couldnât deny that fact, but he wouldnât say it aloud â especially because Bakugou seemed to hate you. It had been now four months since the two of you had âmeet,â and while he still had no face to imagine you with, things had taken a slightly flirty route between the two of you.
Calls were much more frequent, nearly all nights the two of you would speak, even if it was just a measly summary of the day and a âsweet dreamsâ and a âgoodnightâ and an âI love you.â It always happened nowadays.
Tonight was an exception, of course, because he was out with his friends, and apparently, you were doing the same.Â
âYou canât be fucking serious?â Bakugou spat, a laugh spluttering from his lips, but it was cold and held no humor. âYou caught feelings for a person whoâs too much of a fucking coward to reveal a picture of themselves?â
âThatâs not fair; besides, it's not about physical appearance!â Kirishima waved him off, pressing send to his text message.
have fun tonight! text me when u get back home if ur able to!
âJust how naive can you be?â Bakugou sneered, his hand taking the phone from Kirishima's side. âSix months of talking every week, texting every day, and this y/n still hasnât trusted you with a single picture of them? I know you said that she told you how she looked, and all that shit, but let's be real, itâs so easy to lie about how you look like when you donât have to provide a picture. What y/n say? Big tits? Big ass? Small waist? What about her did she say that made you so fucking insane over her?â
âN-Nothing! We didnât talk about our body types!â Kirishimaâs eyes widened significantly, the once comfortable atmosphere of the room wholly gone while Bakugouâs vermillion eyes seethed silently. âNone of that matters! I told you the truth! I like y/n because of her personality, sheâs manly, and I like that a lot! Itâs not about her appearance, how pessimistic can you get, bro! I promise you, sheâs trustworthy!â
âIs she really?â
âWhat?â
âHow can you be in love with someone who you trust entirely, but doesnât trust you at all? You said that y/n wonât show you a picture of herself because sheâs scared you wonât like her? How is that trusting you? How is that fucking fair? To me, that sounds like some fucked up catfishing thing.â
âWe talk on the phone, dude,â Kirishima said softly, but those thoughts were invading his mind. Did you not trust him? He knew he wasnât the best option in the world, and he had accepted that in time and by improving on what he thought he was best at. But did you, after all this time, really not believe him when he claimed nothing would change when he saw you? âCatfishes donât even do that⊠besides, the first call was by accident, why would someoneââ
âDunce face, whatâs that one fucking idiotic thing you do for fun?â Bakugou snapped at the blond, not even bothering to look at him.
âWell, thereâs a lot of things I do that youââ Kaminari laughed awkwardly, his smile tight and awkward.
âKaminari.â
âI call⊠random numbers⊠pretending to have a big issue to see how they reactâŠâ he admitted, and Kirishimaâs stomach clenched.
âAnd?â Bakugou snarled.
âI pretend to be a girlâŠâ
âDonât be stupid, Bakugou, this is more than one time!â Kirishima groaned.
âIt's a voice that you canât attach a face to, who knows if this is a person you can trust! People with voice acting exist in this world, how the hell do you possibly know that theyâre not one of them?! Be fucking real, if ây/nâ trusted you, if thatâs even their name, they wouldnât be hiding their face from you.â
Kirishima didnât say anything else, the acid piling in his throat was too much for him to even look at his friend. The night didnât really recover from that conversation, and Kirishima eventually found himself back home.
He sat at the edge of his bed, his phone in his hands, waiting for a message from you. He couldnât sleep, and even though he had work tomorrow morning, he found himself wide awake, unable to let sleep consume.
It was three in the morning when you sent a text, his eyes still wide awake, and with shaky fingers, he read the message.
i just got home can you believe that i drank three cups of wine and didnt get tipsy??????? thats on being a raging alcoholic ;D
Kirishima wanted to laugh; on god, he wouldâve found this beyond delightful to read because he knew you couldnât handle your liquor, but that bitter stream of acid destroyed the humor in his thoughts.
Were you really telling the truth? Was this all a lie?
He didnât text back; instead, his finger pressed the call button, and he held his breath.
âHelloooo?â a voice picked up on the second ring, but it wasnât your voice. It was a voice he didnât recognize at all.
âVoice actors,â Bakugouâs voice reentered his thoughts, and the phone in his hand nearly dropped.
âSorry, hello?â the voice he knew as you finally came through, and Kirishima let out a shallow breath, one so small, so mediocrely weak it burned his lungs.
âDo you trust me?â he asked softly, maybe too softly because you asked with a strained laugh for him to repeat his words. âDo you trust me, y/n?â
There was a pause on your end, too long a beat for Kirishima to be comfortable with.
âOf course I trust you, Ei, are you okay?â
âDo you actually trust me, or are you lying?â
âWoah there,â you said a small laugh on your tongue, but there was only confusion in it, not your contagious sound. âDid you drink? Itâs a work night, you never do that!â
âAnswer the question,â Kirishima spoke with finality, his shoulders tense, tears pushing past his eyes while he struggled to maintain composure.
Prove Bakugou wrong, please, prove Bakugou wrong.
âOf course I do,â you spoke with genuine clarity, but still, Kirishima was rattled, his confidence blown. âWhatâs going on?â
Did he want to confess to his insecurities? Was it worth it? His breathing became frantic, almost as if he was going insane just thinking about where his thoughts were. But Kirishima was never good at hiding things, no he was as open as a book.
âWhy wonât you let me see you⊠weâve been friends for six months, and the only thing I know about you is your eye color and your hair color. Itâs so insanely generic that I canât⊠I canât do this.â
âWhat are you trying to say?â you ask, your voice small, almost a whisper of all the energy one could have at this time of night.
âI canât be friends with someone who doesnât trust me, whoâs using me,â he spoke with perfect clarity that hid away his insecurities about this all. âFor all, I know nothing about you is real, that this is all just some ploy to hurt me in the end. Six months and you canât trust me with a single meet up or even a picture? I just⊠has this been a game for you, y/n? Or is that even your name.â
The call ended and a single message held on his screen, this call has been dropped, but you didnât seem to want to call him back.
Kirishima didnât sleep a wink that night, his words coming back to bite him in the throat each and every time he thought he was close enough to sleep. Insecurities riled up in him, consuming him entirely.
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He tried to call back.
For fourteen straight days, Kirishima attempted to call you back.
Every time he called you, he would always hang up before he could take back his words. But each call, after he had prematurely hung up, he would recant his mean words to the unresponsive phone. He did trust you, he was weak, he was unmanly to assume those things. You could take, however long it took to finally trust him again because he would wait for you no matter what. He apologized again and again until the very last one he broke down into silent tears, a single message of âI hope one day youâll forgive meâ hung weakly on his voice and put his phone away.Â
It was sixteen days since he had spoken those cruel words to you, and in that time, he didnât regret finally talking about his ill feelings towards wanting to reveal yourself to him. But he did regret the way it came out; instead of it being a deep and personal conversation, it came out as bitter and one-sided. The two of you were disconnected, and he felt empty.
But he couldnât focus on it, not today, after all, it was Bakugouâs birthday, and everyone was gathering at the local fancy restaurant to celebrate.Â
Kirishima dressed up presentable, wearing a navy blue button-up, and dark slacks. He walked towards the entrance of the restaurant where Kaminari, Sero, and Midoriya were eagerly leading the group of them into the building. Typically Kirishima wouldâve been with them in terms of spirit, but he felt energyless at the moment.
With the moon high in the sky, Kirishima stilled when Bakugou called out his name.
He stared at his best friend, the ash blondâs lip curled into a sneer while he huffed, âListen, Kirishima, Iâm sorry for what I said that night.â
âWhat? Oh, no, itâs okay, Bakugou!â Kirishima laughed, his hand slapping to the back of his neck. âYou werenât wrong.â
âI never said I was wrong,â Bakugou grunted, his eyes locked on Kirishimaâs while he shoved his hands into his pockets. Kirishima stilled, unsure as to where this would be leading. âI just donât want you to get hurt. I know that Mina hurt you badly, and youâre too big of an idiot to not see when things arise. Maybe y/n is genuine, but if you arenât fucking honest with her about your own feelings about how sheâs so secretive, itâs not going to work.â
Kirishima smiled softly, a weak shrug moving through him, âI know, thanks, man.â
Bakugou nodded, and without a word, he continued on ahead where Midoriya was yelling at them to hurry up and come so they could be seated.Â
Kirishima sighed, rolling out his shoulders before following afterward.
Kirishima followed after the hostess, smiling at her gratefully when she sat the group into their own private room and left.Â
âBakugouâs paying, right?â Kaminari stage whispered to Midoriya while staring at the prices on the menu.
âEat shit, dunce face, learn how to save up your fucking money the next time you offer to come to this fucking place!â Bakugou roared, hearing the whisper.
âIâll be covering the bill,â Todoroki informed with a smirk on his face. Kirishima laughed, looking at the prices and indeed agreeing with Kaminariâs statement. Having a wealthy friend was very convenient at times like this.
âHi, welcome to Eiko, Iâll be your waitress today!â a voice chirped from the entrance of the room, and Kirishima froze, he recognized that voice and face.
It was the person he had mistaken for you all those months ago.
By the smile on your face, it seemed that you recognized them all too.
âAnd what is your name,â Sero winked, his eyes captivated by you.
âOh, haha, sorry, my name is y/n,â you smiled, moving the menus you held in your hand to show the silver nametag on your uniform.
âOh, like Kirishimaâs y/n,â Kaminari laughed, pointing a finger at Kirishima, not at all being as quiet as he probably thought himself to be. But it seemed that he wasnât the only one who thought that because while Kirishima was staring at your face, embarrassingly taking you in, you followed Kaminariâs finger.
Your sight sat on the redhead in the middle whose name was Kirishima, and you straightened up in what felt like panic.Â
âYouâre Kirishima?â you asked quietly, your finger grasping the menus so tightly, your knuckles turned white. âKirishima Eijirou.â
âThe one and only,â Kaminari voiced for him, his arm thrown over Kirishimaâs shoulder while he nodded like a scholar. âAnd why do you ask?â
âShut the fuck up, dunce face.â Bakugou hissed.
Kirishima continued to stare at you, a million words running through his head, yet not a single one being translated on his tongue. You were beautiful.
What should he say?
What could he say?
Your lips pursed, and you shook your head, a smile of disbelief spreading across your face, âUnbelievable.â
âY/nââ
âBe quiet,â you snap, your tone angry, but your eyes beyond hurt. âWhat can I get you guys to drink?â
Dinner wasnât exactly a pleasant time, you came in and left faster than anyone could blink, and yet none of their drinks went empty, nor did they really have a problem. Much quicker than Kirishima wouldâve liked, they were done and were soon piling out of the restaurant after Kirishima decided to leave a very, very generous tip.
âIâm going to stay until I can speak to y/n,â Kirishima said, waving off his friends who were expecting him to follow. But he couldnât, not when he felt like the world's biggest ass for what he did to you.
âGood luck,â they all wished him well before eventually leaving, knowing better than to stick around.
So there at the outside bench, Kirishima waited.
Two hours he sat there until you emerged from the front door, your hair was no longer put back, you held your apron in your hand, and your purse on your shoulder.
âY/n!â he called out, his feet no longer cemented into place; he strode after you.
You didnât seem to pick up the pace, nor did you slow down. You were focused on your car that sat at the edge of the parking lot, and you ignored his calls.
It wasnât until his hand touched your shoulder, and he appeared before you did Kirishima freeze again. Angry hot tears slid down your face, your face screwed up, your shoulders stiff.
âWhat do you want, Kirishima?â you spat, but there was only exhaustion in your voice, nothing bitter, nothing at all what Kirishima deserved from you.
âI want to apologize,â Kirishima whispered, his hands struggling to reach out and wipe your tears away. You were crying because of him, he did this to you. âI was a dick, I was⊠beyond unmanly to you, and Iâm so sorry! I just let Bakugou get into my head, and Iâve never been a secure person because, well, Iâm just⊠fuck, I donât even know, but all I know is that you didnât deserve this. And I like you so much, but I didnât â I donât know what to do?!â
Your eyes stared up at him, they were bright with tears, wounded beyond anything Kirishima could hope to fix.
âThat night, you said if I didnât trust you, but I did trust you! Iâve always trusted youââ your finger jabbed his chestâ âbut it was you who didnât trust me! I get that itâs hard to not have a picture of someone you care about after a long length of time, but we were always fine for a while! It was going to happen, but while I trusted you, I didnât trust myself, okay?! I couldnât trust myself to see that if you were so much more handsome than me that I couldnât be confident enough to let myself be friends with you! I constantly fuck up relationships when I have crushes on people because⊠I donât know, I just do! But you were someone with no risk and the highest risk, and I wanted to be sure in my own feelings before giving you a picture of me! But⊠fuck, Kirishima, you didnât trust me!â
Kirishimaâs throat tightened, the tears on your face a guilty reminder that this was because of him. But how could he fix this?
âIâm sorry,â he whispered, his hands grabbing onto your arms just above the elbow, and his head hung by your forehead, not quite touching you, but just enough that his spiked hair teased the atoms between you. You were taller than he expected, but it wasnât anything he couldnât deal with, no, not at all. âYouâre right, I didnât trust you, and you didnât deserve that. I donât think thereâs anything that I can say, or do for that matter, to change your mind, and Iâm sorry. I just panicked because who gets into this type of situation, how do I tell my phone friend that I have feelings for her? I was weak, and I am so fucking pathetic, and I just want to make things better. If youâll let me be your friend againâŠâ
He slowly looked back up at you, and you were frozen in your place, tears falling down your face still.
âI donât think we can be friends,â you confessed, and Kirishimaâs heart broke in two, his hands dropping from your arms in his embarrassment and humiliation.
âOh, well, Iâm sorry still, um⊠maybe Iâll see you again?â Kirishima smiled despite it all, he kept smiling despite the crack in his chest and his soul.
âYou will,â you murmured, and before Kirishima could blink, your fists wrapped in his collar, and you brought him down for an ardent kiss that he was not quick to respond to. It took three seconds for him to wrap his arms around your waist and pull you in, kissing you again and again and again.
It didnât seem to matter to either one of you that you were both now kissing without a care in the world in the middle of a parking lot, because you both had your emotions exposed to the other, and you didnât want to be friends. At least not when the man who held your heart confessed that you held his in yours.Â
The two of you werenât truly disconnected, it was just a little lost moment in your call.
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[CN] Victorâs Return Home Date (Eng Translation)
đ Warning: This post contains detailed spoilers for a date which has not been released in English servers! đ
The date begins in a conference room, where a meeting has been going on for almost three hours
When LFG invested in an online video platform called SE, LFG held a press release stating that it was a strategic move for the international film and TV market
However, just within two years, SE found itself racking up billions of dollars in debt due to its poor project management
As such, people in the know have been secretly ridiculing Victor for making an error of judgement
Fortunately, LFGâs connections with the media prevented this information from leaking out
But it doesnât change the fact that LFG messed up this time
Victor hasnât slept in two days - heâs been poring through documents, project materials, and would sometimes sit in the conference room alone for several hours, forgetting to eat :
When Victor returns to the hotel, there are over a hundred unread notifications on his phone.Â
He doesnât pay attention to such information, but taps on the only pinned message amid the countless lists of prompts.
Unsurprisingly, itâs filled with insignificant idle talk, coupled with several different emoticons.
Victor loosens his tie slightly, reading through the messages from top to bottom.Â
âI made an improved version of omurice. Want to try it?â
âWhat is Goldman talking about in his Moments - something about being angry and tired. Is the meeting not going smoothly?â
âRemember to eat...â
âAnd remember to sleep!â
Victorâs finger pauses at this line, and thereâs a gentle emotion flowing in his eyes.
âThe internet celebrity lawyer you mentioned the other time agreed to my invitation for an interview, so Iâll be rushing out the proposal this Saturday. Want to be a supervisor?â
Victor opens the dialog box. Once he sends an âokâ, the other party immediately responds with an emoticon of a winking cat.Â
Thinking of the time right now, he arches his brows slightly.Â
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Nestled in my quilt, Iâm just about to embark on a long speech regarding the weekendâs schedule, but the phone in my hand suddenly vibrates, surprising me.Â
Victor: Did you not sleep, or did you wake up?
MC: Haha...
Victor: What are you laughing at?Â
MC: It feels like that is something I often ask you. Why is it now your turn to ask me?
Victor: Itâs only 5am now.Â
MC: I didnât get a reply from you, so I couldnât sleep...
I turn over, changing to a more comfortable position against the corner of the quilt. I press the phone tightly to my ear.Â
MC: What project are you busy with this time? Is it going smoothly?Â
Victor: Smoothly. Itâs still early, you can sleep for a while longer.
MC: ...I canât really sleep now. Are you still coming back on Thursday as you said last time?Â
Victor: Before Saturday.Â
MC: Itâs only Tuesday today... and the sun hasnât come out yet.Â
I hear Victor laugh, his low tone mixed with some tiredness.
Victor: You find it too late?Â
MC: I wouldnât dare to. If it werenât something important, you wouldnât delay returning. However... even if itâs because of work, you did go back on your word, so you have to promise me one thing.Â
A deep and slow sigh enters my ear, revealing a faint sense of fatigue.
Victor: You can say it.Â
MC: You have to eat, and you have to sleep.
The other end of the phone call grows silent for a few seconds.Â
Victor: Mm, I promise you.
The misty morning light is on the curtains. In the midst of my quiet grogginess, I close my eyes, wanting to feel the frequency of his breaths.Â
MC: ...it has been raining continuously in Paris these two days.Â
Victor: Itâs like that during this season.Â
MC: Is... is it very cold...
Victor: No, it isnât.Â
My consciousness grows increasingly darker, but I can still clearly capture his voice in my bizarre dream world.Â
Victor: [in the gentlest of gentle voices]Â Sleep if youâre tired. Iâm hanging up.Â
MC: N-not tired... donât hang up...
Victor: You canât even speak clearly, and youâre still unwilling to sleep?
MC: ...
I just need five more seconds to be clear-headed--
I let out a sound of agreement, unsure if I managed to say this aloud.
Very soon, only Victorâs long and steady breaths at my ear remain in my world. Itâs very, very close. Itâs a closeness that gives one a peace of mind.Â
Victor: Are you asleep?
MC: ...
Victor: Sleep then.
Victor: ...
Victor: Sleep peacefully.Â
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On Saturday afternoon, I lift my head towards the wall clock for the nth time. When the needle points to the number â3âČ, I can no longer help myself, and give Victor a call.Â
After the dial tone, the notification that the other party is unable to answer the call sounds. Before I can react, the doorbell rings.Â
Victor is standing at the door and just about to put his phone back into his pocket. In a daze, I look towards at his empty hands.Â
MC: Your luggage...
Victor: Goldman took them back. I still have to return to LFG tonight.Â
As he speaks, he enters and changes his shoes in the hallway. After that, he walks straight into my bedroom.
Victor: What have you been doing these two days?Â
He walks to the coffee table, picking up the messy outline I was working on for an interview. He takes a glance and then lifts the corners of his lips.Â
Victor: You said you were working seriously for several days, but you just did a few outlines?Â
MC: Donât underestimate me! Iâve looked through quite a number of materials. Look!
I point at the stack of trending societal topics and legal-related books on the floor.Â
MC: Preparatory work speeds up the actual process. Also, didnât I recognise my inadequacies and ask you to be a supervisor?Â
I hurriedly drag a chair to the coffee table and place a headrest on the back of it.Â
MC: Please sit. I guarantee that from this second onwards, Iâll concentrate on the proposal. Before the sun sets, Iâll definitely have the first edition out.Â
Victor canât help but laugh. He hangs his coat on the clothes rack in the corner, then pulls the chair over to himself. After sitting down, he seems to recall something and lets out a faint sigh.Â
Victor: Lend me your laptop for a while.
I hand him my notebook computer, and a thought flashes across my mind -- how could he not have brought a laptop out?
MC: Victor, when did you get infected by my scatterbrained habits?Â
Victor: Only this time. I forgot to take it with me after leaving it in the backseat.
Victor avoids my teasing gaze. With his expression unchanged, he starts approving documents on the LFG intranet.Â
Victor: The sun is setting in two hours.Â
MC: Who knows - maybe the sun wouldnât feel like going home today.Â
I return to my seat, resting my chin on my palm while looking towards Victor.Â
The light golden sunlight streams in from the window, slowly enveloping Victor. The quiet, warm rays of light are coupled with a calming woody scent, and are very pleasant.Â
Victor doesnât speak. His fingers tap against the desk from time to time. In this quiet room, the sound of our breathing is amplified.
After an inordinate amount of time, he finally lifts his eyes and meets mine.
Victor: Staring at me can help you finish your proposal?
MC: Iâm not staring at you. Iâm silently conceptualising ideas.
After my words are out, a short âdingâ sounds.
MC: Wait for a moment~Â
In a flash, I rush to the kitchen and retrieve the aromatic cookies from the oven. After carefully placing them on a cooling rack, I bring it back to the room along with two cups of warm drinks.Â
MC: Afternoon tea time!
Victor casts a glance at the cups and arches his brows slightly. Steam floats from the hot cup of milk, and strands of warmth merge with the sweetness in the house.
MC: Your dark circles are so deep, so donât drink coffee, all right? Â
Victor: Iâm fine.Â
I thought Victor meant that he wouldnât drink this, but he holds up the cup after speaking.Â
Once I sit down, I push the plate filled with cookies towards him.Â
MC: Look at my new mold - isnât it cute?
I point at the cookies, which are shaped like cats with different expressions on them.Â
MC: This one is yawning, this one is full of grievances, this one has already fallen asleep, but I like this one the most. It keeps having an angry face. I called it âQi Gu Guâ.
[Note: Names donât translate well into English, so I left it as it is. The original name is æ°éŒéŒ, which means âseethingâ]
Victorâs eyes sweep towards my fingers.Â
Victor: Looks like you.Â
MC: Is that so?
I puff my cheeks, mimicking the cat on the cookie and squinting my eyes to look at Victor.Â
As predicted, Victor ignores me. There is a measure of speechlessness in his eyes.
I laugh and bring âQi Gu Guâ to his lips.Â
MC: Give it a try?Â
Victor takes a bite straight from my hand, then returns his gaze to the laptop.Â
MC: Arenât you going to evaluate it?Â
He purses his lips slightly, and I canât tell if heâs smiling or not. He leans forward a little, then finishes the remaining half of âQi Gu Guâ in my hand.Â
His warm lips brush against my fingertips, leaving behind a soft, lingering warmth. A fluffy, light, and sweet sense of happiness stirs up slowly in my heart.Â
Contented, I sweep the crumbs off my hands and take up my pen again.Â
Soon after, MCâs mind starts wandering to how fine the weather is
And how fine her man is đ
He doesnât show much emotion while working, and his expression looks as calm as always. But the deep look of concentration between his eyebrows is a little different from usual.
As for what exactly is different...
Itâs probably how one just canât look away.
Victor: Itâs only been a few minutes. How many times have you lost focus?Â
I hurriedly retract my gaze, pretending to be scribbling on the paper like an âobedientâ student who got caught doing something improper by a teacher.
But my ideas have not been completely formulated, and I canât think of anything to write. The only thing I can do is draw a small heart at the top right-hand corner of the paper.Â
Sensing Victorâs lingering gaze on me, I continue scribbling until it becomes a solid heart, then attach a tilde at the end.
After pausing for a moment, I let out a soft sigh and lift my head slightly.Â
Victor: Why are you sighing.
MC: ...I canât help it.
Victor: Canât help what?Â
MC: Canât help looking at you.Â
I cross my arms together, changing to a more comfortable position and plopping onto the table. I tilt my head towards Victor.Â
He lets out a barely audible laugh. Just as heâs about to speak, a familiar ringtone sounds from his pocket.Â
Watching Victor pick up the call, my messy thoughts instantly vanish, and I feel slightly downcast.
Victor: The time now is...
While speaking, Victor looks at the bottom right corner of the laptop. After a slight pause, he looks at the phone.Â
Victor: 4.30pm. Have them give me a reply by 8pm.Â
His words are concise. After he hangs up, I ask him a little hesitantly.Â
MC: Do you... have to go back to LFG now?Â
Victor:Â I'm not leaving.Â
While saying this, he sets his phone on silent mode and places it at the corner of the table. Meeting my hesitant gaze, thereâs a sense of resignation in his calm eyes.
Victor: Your laptop is set to Parisâ timezone.Â
I fail to understand the implication behind his words, so I just nod subconsciously.Â
MC: Mm, itâs easier to tell the time like that.Â
Victor doesnât speak. He sweeps another glance at the laptop. At this moment, the system sends a report of the weather forecast in Paris over the next five days - there will be continuous rain every day.
He smiles faintly, then closes the laptop slowly.
Victor: ...youâre really becoming more and more dumb.
MC: ...yes yes yes, taking care of a dummy like me is really a bother for Mr CEO.Â
I deliberately pout, but canât help but smile along with Victor. I stand up and retrieve our two empty cups.
MC:Â I'll go wash the cups. Is there anything you want to eat?
Victor: No need. Are you treating me as you?Â
I let out an indignant âhmphâ, then turn around and head to the kitchen.Â
IÂ originally thought it would only take a few minutes to wash the two cups. But by the time I cleaned and tidied up the tools I used for baking earlier, half an hour has passed.Â
When I return to the room, Victor is lying on the bed, my incomplete outline in his hand.
IÂ soften my footsteps and walk over, leaning close to his ear and whispering:
MC: Victor, are you asleep?Â
Victor doesnât respond, but has a shallow intake of breath, his eyelashes quivering gently under the twilight.Â
MC: Are you really sleeping or just pretending to sleep?Â
Very lightly, I climb onto the bed, inching towards him.
MC: Victor?Â
I call his name again softly, but he still does not respond. But the corners of his lips curl up slowly, revealing a smile. Â
MC: You arenât asleep, are you.
I lean one hand on the bed, and use my other hand to lift up a few strands of his hair.Â
Looking at his smooth and sharp jawline, my fingertips unconsciously rub the tips of his hair.Â
MC: ...have you been very tired recently?
Victor: No.
His words carry with them a certain sleepiness -Â perhaps he hasnât had rest in a few days, so he gets drowsy once he relaxes just a little.Â
MC: Didnât you already look at my interview outline? Why are you looking at it again?Â
Victor: To see what exactly you were scribbling.Â
I think about that heart with its little tail, and am left speechless, as though I got caught having a bad idea.Â
Victor: You specially got me here to supervise you, but you only wrote these few sentences the whole afternoon?Â
MC: Yeah. Next time, I wonât ask you to be a supervisor! When youâre in front of me, my work efficiency takes a nose-dive.Â
I reach out to take my notebook from his hand, then cover him with a blanket. Victor turns his head, his half-closed eyes meeting mine.Â
Itâs very rare for me to see such a burnt-out look in his eyes. Right now, I can only feel the emotions in my heart towards this person becoming a hundred times more tender.Â
MC: Sleep for a while before going to LFG? Iâll wake you up at 7.30pm.
With the rigour of Victorâs schedule, several important meetings were cancelled at short notice so he could fly to Paris. After that, his return was delayed twice.
We already agreed that heâd return before Saturday, but it suddenly changed to Saturday itself...
This wouldnât have happened if it wasnât an extremely troublesome matter.Â
...and he still stubbornly said that he wasnât tired.
I place my forefingers on his temples, making slow circles. After a while, a soft laugh drifts from his lips.Â
Victor:Â [releases a sigh which sounds like a moan lol]...
Victor takes my right hand and encloses it in his palm, wordlessly pulling me closer to him.Â
With this distance, every one of his breaths mingle with mine. I canât help but bend down, pressing the corner of my lips to his fringe.
In the quiet darkness, I hear the frequency of our heartbeats and breathing mingling and becoming more and more synchronised.
Victor: ...thereâs no need to worry about me. I havenât reached the point where a dummy has to worry about me.
MC: Mm, I got it.Â
I respond softly, but canât hide the touch of peace in my smile.Â
MC: ...I just canât help it.
Canât help but worry if youâre hungry or not, whether you're cold or not, whether youâre tired or not.Â
Canât help but want to see you, whether youâre in front of me or not.
Canât help but reveal the smile in my brows and lips just because you surface in my mind.Â
I look out the window - the clouds spread across the dim twilight and the stars are looming. The golden sunset and the quietness of the night meet at the end of the sky.Â
The sun is about to set.
MC: Victor, I didnât finish the interview outline before the sun set. Are you going to punish me?Â
Victor: ...
The only response I get is the sound of his steady and peaceful breathing.Â
I lower my head and look at his sleeping face. This familiar side profile has gotten slightly thinner over the span of just a few days. I reach out, stroking his cheek in mid-air.
Afraid to disturb him, I silently watch him.
MC: Sleep then.
MC: ...
MC: Sleep peacefully.Â
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Valentine Throwbacks: Day 5
This is another one that was written for the Valentineâs Day Prompts back in 2018. This was for Day One: Secret Admirer. Iâm posting it last because it has a part two which Iâll post later.
I really wanted it to be Emma who is the secret admirer because all the fics I've read in this genre has Killian as the secret admirer. So I was going through the Chick-fil-A drive thru, mulling over how closed-off Emma could actually do that, and . . . well, this happened. I didnât realize when I wrote this that the kind of drive thru at our Chick-fil-A was a prototype and not found anywhere else. Basically, instead of driving up to a window, thereâs this open area where they just walk out and give you your food.
**Please note: I have made no attempts to hide that this story takes place at a Chick-fil-A. I have tagged it accordingly here and on Ao3. If you have a problem with Chick-fil-A, please just skip this story.**
Summary: Emma Swan is slightly embarrassed to admit that she sometimes goes through the Chick-fil-A drive thru twice a day. She's even more embarrassed to admit she's leaving anonymous notes for the owner-operator, Killian Jones.
Nominated for Best Captain Swan Modern AU One-Shot in the OUAT Fandom Awards 2018
Rated: G
Words: about 3k
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Emma Swan was not a people person. It was for this reason that the Chick-fil-A drive-thru wasnât her sort of thing. You had to talk â face to face â with at least four people just to get your food. And they asked for your name at the beginning of the entire process. Then everyone afterwards actually used it, with a mega-watt smile on their faces. And Emma Swan never would understand the Southern phenomenon of tacking âMissâ on the front of a personâs first name. Miss Swan, she understood. Miss Emma? Not so much.
But she had to hand it to those cheery employees walking up and down the line with their i-Pads. They were efficient. Which was one of the reasons Emma put aside her anti-social ways on her way to work. No matter how much of a hurry she was in, she could count on Chick-fil-A. She could be in and out of that line in five minutes flat.
Then there was the coffee. Sustainably sourced by local farmers. Or something. There was a big poster about it in the lobby. All Emma knew was that it was damn good, especially for a fast food place. And then there were chickin-minis. She had Mary Margaret to blame for getting her hooked on those. Or more accurately, her four year old son Leo. Tiny nuggets wrapped in tiny fluffy biscuits. Where had those been all her life? It was her new favorite food. Okay, breakfast food. Grilled cheese and onion rings still held the one and two spot.
So she gladly put up with the bright smiles and the over-the-top hospitality for a decent breakfast a couple of times a week. Or three. Okay, four max.
But she was not going to be one of those people who had drunk the kool-aid and made odes to how wonderful Chick-fil-A was on You Tube. And then Mary Margaret had to go and introduce her to the sweet iced tea.
âYou canât re-locate to Georgia and not drink sweet tea,â she had argued with Emma while practically shoving the straw in her mouth.
âSo what next, MM? I have to start monogramming my towels?â
But she had begrudgingly took a sip anyway, and there was no turning back. Then she discovered the lemonade, and the cookies and cream milk shake. Some days, she was hearing âItâs been a pleasure to serve you, Miss Emmaâ twice in twelve hours.
She was one âEat Mor Chikinâ cow from making a You Tube video while holding a Styrofoam cup with a red straw.
To make her obsession even more embarrassing, it led â albeit indirectly â to her being an actual- to-God secret admirer. Who left anonymous love notes. Seriously. What had she become?
Killian Jones, according to his name tag, was the owner-operator of Emmaâs neighborhood Chick-fil-A. She had figured immediately that he wasnât just a regular burger- er â chicken sandwich flipper because he was wearing slacks and a navy blue button down shirt â no tie. His chest hair must need plenty of breathing room because he always had at least the first five buttons of his shirt undone (not that she was counting or anything). The first morning they met, he hadnât started out on the best foot, inadvertently insulting her food preferences.
When he handed Emma her food, Killian Jones had leaned over slightly to glance in her back seat, simultaneously handing her a coupon.
âWeâre doing a special promotion today. Would your little one like a gift card for a free cone?â
His words sort of trailed off when he saw that the backseat was empty. Emma had barked out a wry laugh.
âUh, thereâs no kid back there. Sorry.â
âMy apologies,â he muttered as he stood quickly, his face flaming and his hand lifting to rest behind his ear, âI just assumed. You ordered the chicken minis, and usually people get those for their kids . . . â
Normally, Emma would have been insulted, but he seemed so genuinely embarrassed, that she simply chuckled. âWell, I have been told that I have the appetite of a twelve year old.â
The smile that he gave her was lopsided and almost sinful. He arched a very expressive brow, and leaned towards her open window with a conspiratorial whisper. âI must admit, I rather fancy them myself. I mean, theyâre chicken nuggets in little biscuits. Whatâs not to love?â
âI know, right? Itâs revolutionary.â
They gazed at one another way longer than necessary, threatening to bring imbalance to the well-oiled drive thru machine. Killian blinked, as if suddenly remembering where he was, awkwardly cleared his throat, and then handed Emma her coffee.
âItâs been a pleasure to serve you. God bless.â
In a slight daze, Emma took the coffee, noting the brush of his fingers against hers like she was some fifteen year old with a crush. It wasnât until she was driving away that his accent registered with hers. Instead of a southern drawl, it had been a lilting Irish accent.
Intriguing.
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Later that day, Emmaâs hand literally shook as she took the Styrofoam cup of lemonade from the drive thru. For a brief moment, she considered chickening out â pun completely intended â but then shook off her fear and resolutely snatched the envelope from the passenger seat of her Bug.
âCould you give this to your owner-operator?â
âOkay,â the girl server said with a smile and a nod as she took the note, âwe always like to hear how we can better serve our customers. Is there anything I can do to make your experience here better?â
âOh,no!â Emma said quickly, making a quick slashing motion with her hand. âIt isnât a complaint. Quite the opposite actually. Just . . . â she nervously bit her lower lip, âdonât tell him my name or . . . anything. Okay?â
The girl gave a slightly different smile this time as she pocketed the note. âSure thing, maâam.â
Emma couldnât tell if the smile was just relief or a kind of knowing. Maybe the girl thought it was Emma giving her boss her phone number. Maybe women were frequently passing notes to Killian Jones. She wouldnât be surprised. Emmaâs face flamed red as she drove away.
It wasnât like it was that kind of note. All it said was, âYou made a hectic morning bearable. Thank you.â For a company that emphasized customer service so much, it was really just a thumbs up for a job well done. Like a positive review on Amazon. Nothing more.
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Killian Jones was there again when Emma stopped to get a quick breakfast. This time, he arched a knowing brow when her yellow Bug pulled up to the curb.
âAh, Miss Emma Swan once again. Your chicken minis, mâlady, and I must say, a fine dining choice for a woman of mature tastes.â
He gave a mock bow as he passed the bag through the window, and Emma was mortified when a giggle made its way past her lips. He waggled his eyebrows at her, to which she rolled her eyes. Yet, he had remembered her.
She cleared her throat as she took the bag, and then asked him, âI was wondering about the accent. Isnât it the wrong one?â
At first, he furrowed his brow. âThe wrong one . . . oh! You mean, as in, why donât I go around saying morninâ maâam, or yaâll have a good day now?â
Emma giggled again at his horrible impression of a Southern accent and shook her head. âYeah, thatâs what I mean. Your accent is . . . Irish?â
âAye. And if youâre wondering how I ended up in Atlanta, well, the short version is I came across the pond as a kid.â
Emma nodded. It was about all she was going to get. She was sitting in a drive thru with at least half a dozen other cars behind her. So she simply nodded, tilted her head in a way that was only slightly flirtatious and said, âI like it.â
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The rest of the day sucked, to put it bluntly. The scumbag she was staking out took hours to show up, she twisted her ankle chasing him down, and she never did get to eat lunch. So today was a cookies and cream milkshake type of day.
And today the note she asked the girl at the drive thru to pass along to Killian Jones said, âIâm glad you moved here. Itâs a long way from Ireland, but . . . welcome home â I hope.â
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âIs that required?â
On this particular morning, it was pretty cold outside, and Killian had kept his banter at a minimum as he handed Emma her order. So maybe she was grasping at straws for a little interaction. Or maybe it was a legitimate question.
âIs what required?â he asked, both eyebrows jumping slightly.
âGod bless,â Emma clarified, âeveryone here says it. Is it company policy or something?â
Killian shrugged, âSort of. I mean, not officially. You canât make someone use religious language, of course. But weâre encouraged to if itâs something we believe in.â He pulled the collection of necklaces he always wore around his neck free from his pea coat and scarf. He grasped a pendant shaped like a cross and waved it at Emma. âAnd Iâm a good Irish Catholic boy.â
The smile he gave her belied his words, especially when his tongue darted out to swipe at his bottom lip. Emma cocked her head to the side and gave him a teasing smile.
âNot so sure youâre always a good boy.â
He leaned down, lowering his voice to a timbre that did something to Emmaâs insides. âWouldnât you like to know?â
Emma rolled her eyes as he leaned back with a triumphant grin. Then his features became suddenly sincere.
âHowever, Swan, I do wish you every blessing. I mean that.â
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The cold weather made it a âsecond cup of coffee in the afternoonâ sort of day. But she had brought in a skip so easily she could have done it blind-folded, her little nephew Leo stopped by her office with a picture he drew of the two of them in preschool, and Mary Margaret insisted she come over that night for Davidâs famous chili.
And Killian Jones wished her every blessing.
On todayâs note, Emma wrote, âYou make me smile. Thatâs rare. Thank you. (Or should I say, God bless?)â
She had hesitated including that last line. After all, she didnât want to give herself away. But was there any harm in dropping a hint or two? She shook her head, sealed the envelope, and passed it off to the girl who received all of her notes for Killian. Emma now knew her name â Holly.
And did Holly just wink when she took her note?
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âLovely as always, Miss Swan.â
Killianâs hand lingered as he passed Emma her coffee. She blinked and opened her mouth to say something, and â
Jumped a foot in the air when the SUV behind her honked. She and Killian both laughed, and he shuffled backwards, his face turning red. His smile was a broad one that dimpled both cheeks and crinkled the corners of his eyes.
That day, Emmaâs note read, âI find myself looking forward to your smiles. Youâve got a great one, but youâve probably heard that before. Anyway, just wanted to let you know it always brightens my day.â
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Today it was raining, and yet the employees of Chick-fil-A were still there, bravely traversing the drive-thru line in ponchos, their i-Pads encased in water proof plastic. Killian stood huddled beneath the awning at the service door, in a thick navy blue raincoat. Raindrops had gathered on his eyelashes, making the blue of his eyes sparkle in the gray misty haze of the Georgia rain.
âWow,â Emma quipped when he handed her the to-go bag, âthis is dedication. And still telling me, itâs a pleasure to serve you.â
His eyes seemed to light up even more as he smiled at her. âFor you, Swan, it is more than a pleasure.â
That day, her note read, âYour blue eyes make a rainy day a little brighter.â
It was the most blatantly flirtatious note she had left, but she no longer cared.
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âYour accent is the wrong one too, you know.â
Emma smiled broadly as she leaned against the open window of her Bug. Killian made no move to give her her food, swinging the bag idly in his hand. She shrugged.
âYeah, I moved around a lot growing up. Minnesota. Portland. I moved here a few months ago. I had been living in Tallahassee, but my foster sister wanted me here to be close to family. Thereâs way more work here in bail bonds anyway.â
Killian nodded as he handed her the bag of chicken minis and her coffee. âWell, Swan, welcome home . . . I hope.â
He winked before turning his back to receive the next order. Emmaâs jaw dropped, but she had the sense to ease out of the line and onto the highway.
Did he know? To test it out, her note to him that day read, âIâve never really felt at home anywhere. This is getting close. Youâve helped make it feel that way.â
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Emma was only half listening to Mary Margaret as she set the table in her and Davidâs eat-in kitchen. Their house was small, but quaint, and was in a great neighborhood. They had been willing to buy a smaller house rather than keep renting in the apartment complex, knowing the back yard and park down the street were better for Leo. It worked out for Emma too, as she spent way more time here than in her lonely one bedroom apartment.
Mary Margaret was lecturing Emma about something â probably about how she ought to be more social â but Emmaâs mind was on Killian Jones. Had he gotten her latest note yet? Would he figure out who she was? If so, would he think she was a total stalker?
â . . . so since you keep giving me excuses, I just decided to ask Killian over for dinner tonight.â
The name tore Emma immediately from her daydreaming. âIâm sorry? What did you say?â
Mary Margaret shook her head at Emma. âI said set one more place because I invited that guy I told you about over for dinner.â
Emma set down the stack of forks she had been laying at each place and waved both hands back and forth. âWhoa, whoa, wait a minute. You said his name was, what?â
Mary Margaret had been going on and on about her and Davidâs former neighbor at the apartments and how he would be perfect for Emma. But surely that couldnât be the same Killian as her drive-thru Killian. Could it? Okay, so Killian wasnât exactly a common name . . .
âKillian Jones,â Mary Margaret answered with an exasperated sigh.
Emma shook her head rapidly. âKillian Jones? What . . . what does he do for a living?â
Mary Margaret grabbed the forks Emma had abandoned. âHeâs the owner-operator of the Chick-fil-A near here. I was going to introduce you the day you went with me and Leo, but Killian was at some training thing at corporate.â
Emma grabbed the back of a chair as the room started to spin. Crap. She had to go and open herself up in that damn note today. And Mary Margaret just had to invite him over for dinner, tonight of all nights.
This was going to be interesting.
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Killian was just as surprised as she was when he arrived at the Nolans. Apparently, Mary Margaret had gushed on about her âsister,â but had failed to mention a name. They told Mary Margaret and David about their interactions in the drive thru, and everyone had a good laugh about it. What a small world! How ironic! That sort of thing. Killian seemed no different than normal. Maybe he hadnât gotten the note yet?
Emma, on the other hand, was wound tight. Maybe things had been more comfortable between them when there was a car door and a time restraint. Or maybe it was all those stupid notes hanging over Emmaâs head. Whatever it was, it made Emmaâs face feel like it was stuck in a perpetual blush. She couldnât think of a damn thing to say, and Mary Margaret and David were not-so-subtly trying to play matchmaker as they attempted to steer the conversation Emmaâs way. But all she could do was give one word answers and stare at her plate.
âWell,â Killian said with a satisfied sigh, âI canât tell you Mary Margaret how delicious this was. Working at a restaurant all day, the last thing I feel like doing when I get home is cook. This was amazing, really.â
Mary Margaret beamed at his compliment. âWell, we are pleased to have you. You should come over more often. We miss you. Right, David?â
âYeah,â David chuckled, shoving Killianâs shoulder, âIâve got no one to watch hockey games with anymore. Itâs not really a popular sport around here.â
âThe notes were from me,â Emma blurted out.
Everyone immediately fell silent at Emmaâs completely out of context outburst. Except for Leo, who ran his fork across his plate with a loud screech and demanded to know what was for dessert.
Emma lifted her gaze from her lap to meet Killianâs. âThe notes that kept arriving at Chick-fil-A in the afternoons? They were all from me.â She let out a long, shaky breath.
âI know,â was all Killian said in response.
Emmaâs eyes widened. âI â I thought you might. When did you figure it out?â
He chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck. âI suspected, or hoped, it was you from the start. You see, every note corresponded with our morning interactions. But of course, today confirmed it. I was testing you by quoting one of your notes, and then when the note this afternoon was about home . . . â
He trailed off, a grin splitting his face.
âYou hoped it was me from the start?â
He nodded, and Emma just sat there grinning right back at him like a fool. Mary Margaret hurriedly jumped from the table, scooping up Leo.
âHey!â the little boy protested. âWhat about dessert?â
âWeâll eat cookies in front of the TV,â Mary Margaret muttered in response, âDavid, now.â
Killian and Emma chuckled as their matchmakers hurried from the kitchen. Emma felt as nervous as she had been back in junior high when she went to her first school dance. Killian rose from his seat across from her and came to take the seat beside her. They both shifted their chairs to be a little closer.
âI felt something between us the moment I first saw you,â Killian said.
âYou mean when you offered my non-existent kid a free ice cream cone?â
Killian chuckled and ducked his head. How a man could be so sexy, cocky, and bashful all at the same time was incredibly endearing. He lifted his eyes to meet hers, a silent question passing between them. Emma nodded imperceptibly as they both leaned towards one another. When Killianâs lips met hers, the contact was charged with an intense attraction she had never felt before.
Except when his fingers had brushed hers in the drive thru.
Those fingers now carded through her hair as she tilted her head to deepen the kiss. His lips were soft against hers, but his kisses were firm and passionate. His other hand came up to gently caress her face, his thumb tracing her jaw and coming to rest on her chin. Emma pulled back, giving him a shy smile, which he returned. Then they resumed kissing, their tongues entwined in a dance so perfect, it felt as if they had been molded to fit together. When they finally parted, they were breathing heavily. Emma rested her forehead against his and sighed in complete contentment.
âEmma,â he murmured. God, she loved the way he said her name!
âYeah,â she mumbled back dreamily.
âItâs definitely been a pleasure to serve you.â
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Baby Blues, chapter 2
Description: MC and Bryce can handle just about anything. Hopefully, pregnancy and parenting fall into the âjust about everythingâ category.
Pairing: Bryce X F!MC
previous chapter
Emily found a highly-rated OB/GYN not far from Edenbrook. For now, she wanted to keep her pregnancy a secret until she was ready to announce it to the world.
She scheduled an appointment for a day when she had a half shift, taking care to arrange it during Bryceâs lunch break so he could join her. He met her in the atrium and followed her outside.Â
Slipping her hand into Bryceâs, Emily gave it a squeeze. âItâs just a block away. Since itâs a warm day, I thought we could walk there and grab some lunch on our way back.â
âSounds like an amazing lunch time adventure.â Bryce kissed her cheek as they walked down the sidewalk.Â
It only took them a couple of minutes to reach the OB/GYNâs office. Emily opened the door and checked in. A moment later, the nurse called her back and questioned her to fill out her new patient paperwork.
Emily held the clipboard and skimmed over the papers, filling them out as she went. Once she was done, she handed the clipboard back to the nurse. âHere you go.â
âThank you. Dr. Tahan will be with you in just a minute.â
Nodding, Emily took a seat on the exam bench. Once they were alone, she let her gaze fall on Bryce. âIt feels a lot different being a patient.â
âYeah?â Bryce nodded. âIâve gotta say, it feels a little⊠weird. Iâm still trying to wrap my head around it.â
âYouâre not upset, are you?â
âNo! Of course not.â Bryce shook his head fiercely. âIâm not gonna lie and say Iâm not freaking out a little, but Iâm not upset at all.â He leaned over and gently squeezed her knee.Â
Relaxing, Emily rested a hand over his. A knock on the door caught their attention, and a moment later her doctor entered.
âHello,â she greeted, shaking each of their hands. âIâm Dr. Tahan. Why donât we get started?â
âSounds great.â Emily leaned back on the exam bench and rolled up her shirt. Dr. Tahan spread the gel on her stomach and started the machine. She pressed the wand to Emilyâs stomach and moved it around until an image formed on the monitor.
Emily reached over and took Bryceâs hand. He laced his fingers through hers and squeezed gently as they watched. Finally, Emily could see a fuzzy shape on the screen.
âThereâs your baby.â Dr. Tahan angled the monitor so they could see. âI would say youâre around seven a a half weeks pregnant.â
âOur baby looks⊠like a blob.â Emily lightly touched her stomach. âWeâre doctors, so I should have expected this, but⊠itâs hard to believe thereâs something in there.â
âMm hmm. Would you like a copy of your very first sonogram?â
She nodded. âOkay.â When Dr. Tahan handed her a wipe, she cleaned the gel off of her belly and lowered her shirt. A minute later, Tahan handed them a print-out.
Bryce leaned over Emilyâs shoulder. âA picture to commemorate.â
âMm hmm.â Emily carefully tucked the print out into her purse. They checked out and booked her next appointment before they left the doctorâs office. âWe still have some time. Letâs grab some food.âÂ
They stopped at a diner on their way back to the hospital. When Emily sat in a comfortable booth, Bryce sidled up next to her.Â
âHey.â
âHey, yourself.â Emily grinned. âThis whole table, and you sit right next to me. I love it.â
âYep.â Bryce put an arm around her shoulders and pulled her close for a kiss. Soon, a waitress took their order.Â
As they waited, Emily drummed her fingers on the table. âI know itâs still months away, but January will be here before we know it.âÂ
Bryce nodded. âGuess itâs a good thing I got that three bedroom apartment after Keiki moved in. The extra bedroom is just gathering dust.â
âWe can turn it into a nursery.â Emily settled a hand on her stomach. âDid you tell Keiki sheâs going to be an aunt?â
âNot yet.â Bryce shook his head. âI thought we could do that together since sheâs obsessed with shipping us.â
Emily chuckled. âThat helps break the news.âÂ
âIt does. Sheâs always trying to give me relationship advice. Itâs creepy.â
When the server brought them their lunch, she started eating her burger. She sighed softly, taking a slow bite.Â
âBefore long, Iâll be stuck with healthy food for nine months. Iâm gonna enjoy every bite of this burger and make it count.âÂ
Bryce grinned. âYouâre adorable.âÂ
Shaking her head, Emily dipped a fry in ketchup. âThatâs you.â
âI didnât deny that. At least we know this kid is gonna be ridiculously cute.â
âDuh.â Emily stole a fry from his plate. âI think your fries taste better.â
Bryceâs lunch break ended entirely too soon for their liking. He paid for their lunch and walked back to Edenbrook with Emily, stopping for a soft farewell kiss. âGotta go back to cutting people open. Enjoy the rest of your time off.â
âIâll try. My shift starts in two hours.â Emily kissed him back before they parted. She watched Bryce disappear into the building. Unsure of what else to do, she walked to a nearby shopping center. She found a baby store and lingered outside for a moment before she entered.Â
Surrounded by baby clothes, toys, and furniture, Emily suddenly felt a little overwhelmed at how much they would have to buy. She browsed the aisles, her gaze softening as she took in everything.Â
Already, she felt her wallet shrinking as she perused the baby clothes and toys. A particular onesie caught her eye. Immediately, she grabbed the gray onesie, admiring the stethoscope printed on the front.Â
How was she not supposed to buy it?
Emily made her way to the checkout and paid for it before she had a chance to buy anything else. She left the store and checked the time. Her evening shift didnât begin for another ninety minutes, so she browsed a few more shops before she reported to Edenbrook.Â
She made her way through the halls and to the locker room, keeping her bag from the baby store concealed. When she reached the locker room, she tucked the bag safely into her locker. She snapped a quick picture of the stethoscope onesie and sent it to Bryce, grinning when he soon responded with a heart eye emoji.Â
Laughing quietly to herself, she changed into her white coat. She closed her locker and reported downstairs for clinic duty.
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Cafe Girl
Okay so Iâve been working in a cafe all summer and this is where my brain goes when Iâm bored (which is constantly). I wrote it in my lunch breaks while silently wishing it would really happenÂ
Thursday, 1st AugustÂ
âI hope that fit guy comes in again,â Jenny called from the coffee machine.Â
You teetered in from the kitchen with a tray full of clean cups and started restocking the shelves. âWhat fit guy?âÂ
âOf course, you werenât in yesterday. This really cute guy came in for a coffee.âÂ
âIs that it?â you scoffed. âYou made it sound like something happened.â
âNo, you donât understand,â Sophie interjected. âHe was gorgeous.â
âRight up your street actually,â Jenny nodded to you.Â
Sophie rolled her eyes, âSo youâre going to get all courteous now, just âcause you were blatantly flirting at him and he didnât bat an eye.âÂ
âWhat girl isnât going to try their luck with him? He was beautiful.âÂ
âYeah, you mentioned,â you laughed, shaking your head.Â
You didnât have to wait long to find out if they were exaggerating or not. You were merrily folding napkins to keep yourself occupied when Jenny nudged your arm and whispered, âItâs him.âÂ
You looked to the door that he had just walked through. They were right, he was something else. Youâd never seen anyone pull off jeans and a t-shirt that well. His shirt was just a little too tight on his arms, making his biceps bulge out of it. You imagined that heâd bought the shirt before heâd started bulking, but liked the way it accentuated his muscles. He looked as though he had that subtle arrogance of a man with confidence and a path laid out before him; not that you minded, it was wildly sexy. His hair, bright blonde, fell in obnoxiously effortless waves over his forehead. A light tan made his skin glow.Â
Jenny nudged you to the till, and you rolled your eyes at her.Â
âHi, what can I get you?â you said, putting on your customer voice. You were a little startled to see his eyes were bright, piercing green. Flecks of blue and grey and gold gave them such kaleidoscopic depth that you feared you could stare into them forever and never see them fully.Â
âUh, just a flat white please.âÂ
âRight,â you quickly hid your flustered moment, âto take away?âÂ
âPlease.âÂ
You smiled â only to be polite, of course â but he smiled back and your heart fluttered. His cheeks popped into cherries and you saw his tongue hover behind slightly parted teeth, the most subtle indication of his urge to wet his lips.Â
You made him his coffee. Much to your embarrassment you made a heart in the foam, quite without thinking. Thank god you covered it up with the lid.Â
âHere you go,â you handed it over to him.Â
He mumbled, âCheers,â not quite meeting your eye as he took his drink and left.Â
âI think he likes you,â Jenny smirked.Â
âOh piss off,â you laughed, shaking your head.Â
Friday, 2nd August
âRemember that guy that came in on Wednesday? He was in again yesterday and Y/N flirted with him,â Jenny told James, another coworker, animatedly.Â
âWe did not flirt,â you asserted.Â
âWhat was that smile then?âÂ
âI smile at every customer, itâs called being friendly.â
Despite your thinly veiled condescension and dismissal of Jennyâs excitement, you caught yourself thinking about him far too often. That blonde god that had come in filled your idle thoughts against your will. You found yourself torn between wishing heâd come back, wanting to see him again, and silently praying that he wouldnât.Â
But within the hour he was back. Again he ordered his flat white and while he waited you contemplated who he might be. He was in on a weekday, when most people were at work, but wasnât in a suit. He wore comfortable clothes, usually dark colours, quite plain. So not in the offices or shops along the street. You wondered if he worked in the theatre down the road. You got a lot of actors and tech crew coming in on their way to rehearsals. Theyâd come in everyday, or every few days, for a couple of months and then theyâd disappear again once the run of the show was over. You imagined him on a dark stage, lit in a single spotlight, reciting some melodramatic monologue, pouring his heart out to an enraptured audience...Â
âCheers,â he said, taking his coffee.Â
âHave a nice day,â you smiled.Â
Monday, 5th AugustÂ
You had to wait until after the weekend to see the handsome stranger again, confirming to you that he was coming on his way to â or while at â work.Â
âFlat white?â you smiled as he walked up to the till.Â
âAm I so predictable?â he laughed. It was deep, a rich rumbling sound like churning of the ocean.
âYouâll be a regular soon if youâre not careful.â You almost winked, but stopped yourself. That would be a step too far.Â
âMaybe weâll start getting to know each other better then.â
With that he turned away, walking to a quiet corner to wait for his coffee. He leaned nonchalantly against the wall, his body rolling in languidity, and you tried to ignore his staring.
Tuesday, 6th August
When he came in again you smiled widely. This handsome stranger was a becoming part of your daily routine. You lit up when you saw him, and he made each day a little brighter. You looked forward to seeing him each day, even if you only exchanged a few words. Occasionally you caught yourself thinking about him, wondering what it would feel like to run your fingers through his hair or have his arms wrapped around you, and felt like an idiot. Youâd known him for less than a week â hell, you didnât even know him! While his comment about getting to know you better gave you some modicum of hope, you berated yourself and tried to keep your wondering thoughts to a minimum. But still your heart seemed to flutter whenever he walked in.Â
âThe usual please,â he grinned.Â
âIf youâve got a usual then youâre definitely a regular,â you said, putting his order through and looking at him through your lashes.Â
âYou say that but Iâm new to the area, I barely know my way around. Iâm supposed to be taking someone for dinner tonight but I have no idea where to go.â
âIs it a date?â you asked, perhaps a little too fast and quickly backtracked, ââCause thereâs this really romantic Italian place just round the corner.â
âNot a date, I suppose itâs a business meeting.âÂ
âWell, the Thai over the road is really good. A bit rough and ready but the food is incredible. Or thereâs a curry house a few streets over â proper fancy.â
âOh great, thanks.â
You latched on to the scraps of information he gave you about his life, and hungry for more, the question slipped from your lips before you had a chance to second guess yourself, âDo you work in the theatre down the road?â Â
He cocked his head, âHow did you know?â
âWe get a few actors and such coming through here, you look like the type,â you shrugged.
He laughed, âIs that an insult or a compliment?âÂ
You bit your lip, âWhichever you like.âÂ
When he took is coffee from you your fingers met briefly. His skin felt rougher than yours but warm and electric. You seemed to burn where he had touched you.Â
âThat was definitely flirting,â Jenny whispered to you as you both watched him walk away.Â
Thursday, 8th August
âA guy came in yesterday asking for you,â your manager said with faux nonchalance, but you saw the glistening of intrigue in her eyes.Â
âOh really?â you replied as indifferently as you could. Quite against your will your heartbeat started to speed up a little
âMm, he didnât know your name but he described you. Seemed disappointed that you werenât here.âÂ
You made no reply, but busied yourself loading the dishwasher.Â
âY/N, can you grab the till please,â Sophie called into the kitchen.
You walked out to see him standing there, hand thrust deep into his pockets, but his face lifted when he spotted you.Â
âYou could have got the till,â you breathed to Sophie as you walked past.Â
âIâm busy,â she lied, biting back a laugh.Â
âHow did your dinner go?â you asked your handsome stranger (who didnât feel so much like a stranger now), putting his order through without having to ask.Â
âYeah really good. I think I might have the part,â he beamed. It was written all over his face how much it meant to him, how proud he was of himself. You couldnât help but smile, and you certainly couldnât help the way your heart fluttered like a juvenile butterfly. âCongratulations.â
He held the cup up to you in a silent cheers when Sophie gave him his coffee. Just as he turned to walk away you blurted out, âMy nameâs Y/N, for next time you come in asking for me.âÂ
He blushed, the pink blossoming up his neck and onto his cheeks, âIâm Ben.â
Friday, 9th August
âY/N, are you wearing makeup?â Sophie goaded.Â
âA little, so what?â
âYou never wear makeup to work.â You shrugged without a word and she grinned, âItâs that guy, isnât it? You like him.âÂ
âShut up,â you grumbled.Â
Tuesday, 13th AugustÂ
Ben had come in everyday you were there, the girls even calling you back from your break once to see him, and very slowly you had started to learn more about him. He talked a bit about the play he was in and the part in the big blockbuster movie he really wanted (but he couldnât tell you the film). You told him how you were saving up for art college, how you found working in the cafe soul destroying. He saw a customer complain to you once, being very rude about things that werenât your fault, and saw how you bit your tongue and smiled as sweetly as you could muster until they left in a huff.Â
âJesus, I donât know how you didnât blow up at her,â he had said.Â
âIt never helps, you learn to just let them rant and look apologetic,â you mumbled back, disinterested.Â
âDoes that happen a lot? People being rude.âÂ
You nodded, âCustomers tend to forget youâre human as soon as you put the apron on. Youâre a robot whose only function is to serve them coffee.â You laughed bitterly.Â
He had shaken his head and promised to never complain to a server again.Â
âYouâre early,â you smiled as Ben walked in, looking perfectly dishevelled, his hair still a little wet from his shower. Your mind wandered, quite of itâs own accord, to the image of him standing under the hot water, naked, wet...Â
âGot in trouble yesterday for being late. Chatting to you for too long, clearly,â he chuckled.Â
âI wonât keep you then.âÂ
âWhat do you think I came in early for?â
He leaned against the counter as you made his coffee, looking casually out into the distance. He thrust his hands into his pockets. When he licked his lips your nearly burnt yourself on the coffee machine.Â
âIâm thinking about getting a dog.âÂ
âOh really?â you giggled. Of course he was a dog man. âWhat breed?âÂ
âWell thatâs the problem, I wanted a foxhound but theyâre not great for the city I donât think. Donât like apartment living.âÂ
âWhat about a beagle then?â you offered. âSimilar breed, still a hunting dog but smaller. Donât need quite so much exercise.âÂ
âA beagle, you say?â he said, ponderous.Â
âOr border terriers have a good temperament, or a westie. Or a dachshund if you wanted a hound over a terrier.âÂ
âYou know a lot about dogs, huh?âÂ
âGod blessed us with dogs when he realised what arseholes cats were. Theyâre more than we deserve.âÂ
âNo strong feelings then.âÂ
âNone at all.â You handed him his coffee with a songful laugh.Â
Thursday, 15th AugustÂ
Ben gave you the biggest smile when he walked in that morning.Â
âFinally itâs Thursday. I hate Wednesdays.âÂ
âWhatâs wrong with Wednesdays? Hump day, itâs my day off,â you simpered.Â
âExactly, I donât get to see you.âÂ
You blushed an impressive shade of fuchsia.Â
Friday, 16th AugustÂ
You were rushed off your feet when Ben came in the next day. You were on the coffee machine, frantically making order after order. Latte after cappuccino after flat white after macchiato, dealing with every variant of syrup, number of shots, type of milk, wet or dry, iced or otherwise, that the world could throw at you. You were desperately trying to keep up when a familiar voice wafted over to you; your shoulders seemed to relax and your heartbeat seemed to slow, âI guess I wonât be getting my morning chat today, you look a little busy.âÂ
âJust a little,â you laughed through a grimace, sending someone off to run an order. Instead of starting on the next one in the queue you set about making a flat white.Â
âWhyâs it so full?â he queried.Â
âCafe down the road is closed for the day, weâve got all their customers.âÂ
âGood for business.â
You scoffed, âNot good for my stress levels. Here,â you said, handing his drink over to him.Â
âBut Iâm not in the queue yet.âÂ
âWouldnât want to make you late for work,â you smirked.Â
âI havenât paid.âÂ
âThis oneâs on me.âÂ
Saturday, 17th AugustÂ
You were wiping tables once it had gone quiet again in the afternoon, after the weekend lunchtime rush. The weekends had seemed to become a little more dull without Ben to put a smile on your face. You were quietly singing to yourself in a small effort to make the time go faster. You were vaguely aware of the door opening behind you but ignored it; someone else could get the till.Â
âI donât care if Mondayâs blue, Tuesdayâs grey and Wednesday tooâ you hummed along to The Cure.
âSo she can sing as well,â came a voice behind you. You whipped round, startled, to see Ben grinning at you. âHey,â he said softly, barely more than a whisper, eyes glistening.Â
âHi,â you mumbled. It was the first time youâd seen him up close, without a counter between you. You inspected the lines that formed around his mouth when he smiled, you noticed the flecks of hazel in his eyes.Â
âYou have a beautiful voice.âÂ
You laughed through your nose, âYouâre being generous, I can just about hold a tune.â
His eyes narrowed slightly, examining you, his head cocked just a little. There was such intensity in that innocent gaze that you felt yourself being drawn towards him. You so nearly leaned in. He licked his lips.Â
There was a clatter as someone dropped a knife and you came to your senses.Â
âSo what can I get you? The usual?âÂ
âActually, Iâll have it to drink in if you donât mind.âÂ
âBreaking boundaries there Ben,â you joked. His name still felt alien on your tongue.Â
âI could use some company too.âÂ
Your chest inflated, lungs full, âIâll see what I can do.âÂ
Ben sat down at a quiet table in the corner while you went to put his order through. You pled with your boss for a break, even though youâd already had your full hour for the day. She smiled, glancing over at Ben, shook her head with a small laugh, and said you had 20 minutes. You had to stop yourself from skipping over to him, and placed two cups on the table before sitting down.Â
âYou should have let me get that, I owe you one from yesterday,â he said, motioning to your cup of tea.Â
âNo you donât, anyway I get it for free,â you demurred with a closed-lip smile.Â
Twenty minutes felt like seconds with Ben. Conversation was easy despite your nervous energy and all too soon you were lamenting that you had to get back to work.Â
âI suppose Iâll see you on Monday,â you winked, but as you turned to walk away you felt a hand on yours, strong and warm.Â
âIâd like to see you again, not here I mean. Maybe we could go out for coffee or something.â
âAbsolutely not.â Benâs face fell but you laughed, âI spend far too much time in coffee shops, you can take me out for lunch.âÂ
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April Challenge 2019 Day 23
Ch 4 of the MM Mafia AU Iâve been collaborating on with @umberchipsÂ
I should really work on this some more.
Hereâs the first 3 chapters if you need to reread, I know itâs been a while since Iâve updated.
Yoosung watched the twins as they entered the noodle shop. They sat by the window, a mistake in his eyes. It would be all too easy to take them both out before they could even react. His fingers itched to do just that. Unfortunately, Jumin was not a big believer in guns. It was too easy to become complacent and dependent on the illegal firearms. And too easy to get arrested because of them as well. Yoosung preferred to get his hands dirty anyway.
He'd seen them often enough that he could easily tell them apart. Saeran sat on the left, Saeyoung on the right. While they perused their menu, they also took in their surroundings. Yoosung grinned, it's what he would do, make note of all the exits, the people inside, any potential danger. Yet, the biggest danger was outside, across the street, hiding in the shadows of the alleyway. It was only luck that had brought him to this spot. He'd been fleeing his screeching cousin. He was right, she had been furious with him.
"What did you do?! What the fuck did you do Yoosung?! Why?! Why would you do this?!" She screeched pressing her finger into his chest, the newspaper in her fisted hand. Jumin had not even bothered to let her know. She'd found out like everyone else. Her scream had been loud and ear splitting. Yoosung rolled his eyes and turned away from the banshee.
She grabbed his arm and yanked him back around, her fingers digging into his arm as she slammed the door closed behind her. He had contemplated not answering the furious banging at all, but he was more concerned that she would cause a scene in the hallway, pulling his neighbors out.
He grabbed her wrist, ripping her fingers from their grasp on him and pushed her backwards. She gasped, her eyes flaring dangerously.
"You're hurting me!" she yanked her hand free, tears welling in her eyes. Yoosung paid them no mind. She was far from the proverbial damsel in distress. He sighed and dropped onto his sofa, laying on his back, his head leaning against the arm.
"How much did he pay you? Do you have any idea what you've done? What...what Jumin will do to me now?" She grated and droned on. He let her vent her frustration, the words gaining no purchase in his mind. She loomed over him, her hands in fists. He knew she wanted to throttle him, but she was also trying to calculate how far she would be able to push him before he retaliated. Or how that retaliation would manifest itself. He had to admit, he admired her determination and bravery. She had to know that it was possible Jumin had asked him to eliminate her as well. Yet, here she was, as brash as ever.
"Calm your tits!" Yoosung interjected. He grabbed his laptop from the coffee table and placed it on his chest. âHow vulgar!â she spat.
âIf youâd wanted me to stay the nice guy, you should have let me be.â He countered.
Those days were long gone. He sometimes wondered how things would be different had he said no to Rika and Juminâs offer. No matter, here is where he was, and he was happy. He logged onto the LOLOL Shooting Star server and waited for the game to load.
âWhat are you doing? Didnât you hear me?! Jumin is going to kill me Yoosung!â
âThen what are you doing here?â he asked absently.
âYouâre my cousin! How could you choose that man over me? I need you!â
Yoosung rolled his eyes and his mood was suddenly flipped upside down as the familiar âservers down for maintenanceâ blinked on the screen.
âFuck!â he slammed the laptop closed and tossed it on the sofa at his feet as he sat up.
âYoosung!â she grabbed him again and he pushed her away.
âDamn it Rika! This is your own fault! Your own ambition and blindness! You thought that old man was going to protect you forever? What do you think would have happened even if youâd managed to marry Jumin? Pop out a couple of heirs and he wouldnât kill you as soon as his father was dead anyway? How long have you known the man? What use to him would you have been after already being a brood mare?â
Rika slapped him hard, the ring on her finger leaving a scratch across his cheek. She backed up immediately as the realization of what she had just done dawned on her. She held her hand up towards Yoosung.
He turned his head slowly towards her, eyes blazing with anger. He lashed out and wrapped his hand around her throat. He pushed against her and she scuttled backwards until her back hit the wall. He pressed harder then leaned in close to her ear.
âDo that again, and I will not hesitate to snap your fucking neck! Youâre pissed because I didnât take your side? You should be thanking god you are my cousin, because if you werenât, youâd be dead right now. Settle your shit with Jumin and keep me out of it!â
He shoved away from her, walking away. He grabbed his blue hoodie from the hook and pulled it on.
âWhere are you going?â she rasped.
âNone of your business.â He growled.
âYoosung, please. I need to know I can count on you! That I can trust you!â
âYou know where my loyalties are Rika.â He didnât respond to the questions she tossed at him as he headed towards the door.
âYou owe me! Damn you son of a bitch! Weâre not done!â she squawked.
"I'm not doing this right now. We can talk when you regain control." Yoosung walked out the door, her screams following him down the stairs and across the sidewalk. He pulled his hoodie over his head and put in his ear buds, turning his music up all the way.
He strolled toward the subway, intending to ride it and try to clear his head. He finally decided to hop off randomly.
Once above ground, he looked around.
âFuck.â
He was in the Kim Family territory. He thought about just getting back on the subway, but, what the hell. The sudden feeling of danger around every corner was intoxicating and thrilling. He pulled his hood further down, hiding most of his face and hair. He put the earbuds away, needing to be aware of his surroundings.
He walked down several random streets, nothing interesting happening. He was beginning to get bored. He was just about to turn around when he saw two red heads bouncing towards him. He kept a steady pace towards them until he was sure they were the Choi twins. He crossed the street so he wouldnât pass them too closely, then ducked into an alley when he saw them enter a restaurant.
Now, here he was, his heart beating furiously as he watched the two. He made sure to stay hidden as best he could, but he couldnât help studying them. How often would he find himself in this kind of position? He knew Jumin would not be pleased if he ever found out. But who was going to tell him? He grinned and settled in.
They ate quickly, especially Saeran, who seemed rather anxious. Soon enough they were paying, Saeyoung flirting with the waitress again, and walking out the door. Yoosung debated whether or not to follow them, but he figured, he was probably already pushing it. He would wait until they were gone and head back to the subway and home. If he was lucky, Rika would be long gone.
The twins did not move away immediately. He could almost catch their conversation, but it was nothing but mumbling from his vantage point.
They surprisingly broke apart, with Saeyoung going back the way theyâd come and Saeran crossing the street towards him. Yoosung backed further into the alley way, into the shadows, pressing himself against the wall. He couldnât have been seen. If he had, they would both be heading towards him. Suddenly, Yoosung was worried that they were trying to trap him. Was Saeyoung at this moment running around the block to the other side of this alley? He clutched at his dagger and waited, listening for the forthcoming footsteps. It didnât take long, he could hear Saeranâs shoes getting closer. The man walked right past him, not slowing down, not even glancing into the dark alley. Was he that unaware? Or that sure of himself. He pushed away from the wall and began to follow the man. It wasnât really a decision; his body just did whatever it wanted.
There was enough of a crowd still on the streets that he could blend in somewhat. He kept his head down, but his eyes were locked on Saeranâs shoes. They walked a few blocks without turning. Yoosung wondered why the man didnât have a vehicle if he was going to be doing this much walking. It was a brief thought, perhaps he was like him, Yoosung enjoyed walking places. It helped him better stay aware of those around him.
Saeran took a right up ahead and Yoosung slowed down. He neared the corner and peeked around it. Saeran was already more than halfway down the block and he had crossed the street. Damn! Yoosung crossed hurriedly and tried to catch up without running. They were close to the subway now. Yoosung could just do the safe thing and leave. Saeran took a left and Yoosung stopped. He could either keep following the man, or he could go home. His feet began to move. He took the next left and was just in time to see Saeran step into a doorway of what looked like an abandoned warehouse. The building was small, itâs large windows, about 20 feet above the ground, were mostly broken, shattered glass still littered the sidewalk. There was no one on this street in either direction. His hackles were up. He should definitely leave now.
He reached the door and tried it. Not locked. Yoosung took a deep breath and pushed it open. It was silent, the darkness inside broken only by the light of the street lamps shining through the broken windows. It was musty, the ground thick with dust. What the hell was Saeran doing here? He could clearly see foot prints heading deeper into the building towards a small room in the center. The office probably. As he stepped into the warehouse, as light was turned on in the small room. Yoosung pushed the door closed and made his way towards the room. There was plenty to hide behind. Boxes and crates littered the floor. The beams were thick enough to hide his entire body. He kept glancing down at the foot prints, making sure they didnât deviate from their path.
Sure enough, they ended at the door. He pressed himself against the wall, his dagger in his hand. He wasnât sure what he was going to do if he was discovered. Neither Jumin nor V would be happy if one of them ended up killing the other. In fact, they would be livid.
âAre you just gonnaâ stand there fingering your dagger or are you going to come in?â The voice filtered through the slightly open door. The tone was inviting, and a little amused.
Yoosung grinned and shook his head. The man had known he was being followed, and he had stepped right into the trap. If thatâs what this was. Had he really wanted to trap him; he would not have given himself away like that. This was something else. An invitation. But an invitation to what?
He pushed the door open and stepped into the lit room.
Saeran stood against the opposite wall, his own dagger in his hands. He twirled it against his finger, completely at ease.
âHello Yoosung.â
âHello Saeran.â He countered. Saeranâs eyebrows arched up. He must not be used to people being able to tell him apart from his twin.
âItâs not that hard.â Yoosung answered the unasked question. He stepped further in and pointed towards Saeran with his dagger. âYouâre leaner, Saeyoung has more muscle. He got his scar in a fight, you did that to yourself, itâs too straight, not jagged like his. He walks with purpose, as if he has to be somewhere fast, you, âsaunterâ.â He air quoted with a laugh.
âSaunter?â Saeran pushed away from the wall, his face a mask of barely contained fury.
Yoosung laughed again. âI wasnât being rude. I was just letting you know how I can tell you apart.â
Saeranâs lips thinned out, but he looked visibly less angry. He was quick to temper, just like Yoosung. That was something new to file away.
âWhat are you doing here?â he asked.
Yoosung shrugged, âI found myself here and decided toâŠtake a stroll.â
âI could have killed you you know. I saw you, in the alley, across the restaurant.â
âIf that was true, you would have told your brother. Or is here already here? Hiding somewhere?â Yoosung looked around, but there was no sign of Saeyoung. He hadnât really expected one though. If they had lay a trap, he was well and caught, but they would pay for taking him down.
âForget about him. I was hoping you would follow me.â
âIs that so? Why?â
âIf we fight, and one of us dies, that would be bad.â Saeran arched an eyebrow and his mouth pouted. âBut, if we fight, letâs say, until one of us gives, well, then we could see who the better fighter is without getting the families involved.â He grinned.
So that was his angle. Yoosung had to admit, he was curious himself if the red head was any kind of real threat. Together the twins were something to be wary of. But Saeran alone? Was he disciplined enough to beat him?
âWhat are the rules?â he asked, leaning on his right side, his hip out.
âOnly one, no killing blows.â
âOh, I think we should also make another. No permanent harm to the face! Iâd hate to have Saeyoung mutilate his face more to keep up with the whole identical thing. Iâm not sure he would do it, like you did.â
Saeran clenched his jaws. This was going to be too easy; he was already off balance. The man might be stronger than Yoosung, but he did not have any control over it.
âDone!â he agreed.
âDone!â Yoosung echoed. They both pulled another dagger from their stashes and began to circle each other.
#my posts#MM Mafia AU#Yooran#Yoosung#Saeran#mysme#Mystic Messenger#starting to get good#if only I had time to write!
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Sungrass Oasis
{Rp between @beamgully and myself. Thank you for reading if you do!}
The arid sun beaming through the purple Tanari sky began to dip westward, just barely considering its retirement. Gadgetzan was somewhat quiet. Many of its denizens were likely enjoying dinner. Amidst a cluster of adobe buildings there was one with a desert-blush sheet serving as a door. It complemented the sunbaked hue of the clay it rested against. Artful script flitted above the small foyer entrance:
Sungrass Oasis -Tea Lounge-
The void elf that stepped into Gadgetzan may have been more of an odd sight had the importer not been a known personage among several traders. What did draw a few eyes was the glowing scythe carried on her person, indicating that she was something more dangerous than a simple âdelivery girlâ. Yet, with a blink of an eye the ethereal blade of the Black Harvest was dismissed to a pocket of the Void, returning Safrona to her shades of nuanced professionalism. Stranger things had happened in the little desert city, perhaps.
Her eye was caught by the shift of the sheet that seemed to beckon her to an entrance sheâd never stepped inside before, the written word of âtea loungeâ murmured soundlessly between her lips in consideration. Her step inside was preluded by her curious smile, tucking away the black shard between her fingertips. Tea sounded more cleansing against the trinketâs corruption than her usual glass of bourbon.
Though a hole-in-the-wall, it was contemporary chic and polished. The floor was tiled in sleek black. Voguish artwork brought the white walls to life. Framed in thick, black frames, the paintings were as soothing as they were stylish. They depicted modern abstract, turquoise beaches, and desert blossoms. A few were pieces that might have been pretentious in another setting, but somehow felt innocently trendy here. Two of them were offset by equidistant sandstone bowls resting in tasteful square impressions on the wall. Sweeping glass sculptures ribboned with solid colors - some glittering in the light - added bold character to the lounge. Most of them were feet tall and stood on the floor.
On each chair was a pale yellow cushion. Filled with sand, sea glass, and shells, a candle resting in a glass bowl embellished every table, along with a daisy in a white vase. A handful of firebloom petals were strewn about them. Each table was large enough for two guests, with a pair of long, slender menus. At the far back was a bar (of sorts), near another curtain which supposedly led to outdoor seating. It offered several stools should anyone choose to be in company with the Sin'dorei woman behind it. She scribbled something down with a quill, a gnomish-styled calculator beside her hand.
One look at her sleek, leggy physique and one might already imagine her at an amateur marathon. Yet she had a breezy posture as if vacationing somewhere nice. Her clothes paralleled the establishment: contemporary chic with painted, manicured nails. A sand dollar rested below her slim neck, joined by two silver starfish on a sterling chain.
Her tawny skin was mottled thick with freckles. Coffee brown hair, streaked subtly with caramel highlights, draped either side of her thin face like a square curtain - save the asymmetrical chunk knifing a few inches above her collarbone. Her nose was sloped, and her wide, pale lips coated in gloss. Smoky lavender makeup embellished the golden lights of her eyes.
They were upturned, and cheerfully lean in shape. For now there were only two separate couples occupying the lounge as guests, far too engrossed with each other to notice anything outside of themselves. It was the apparent owner who looked up from her work at the scarlet-haired courier, and spread a sunflower smile. She had a neighborly and wizened kind of charisma. Even her breathy, sand-like voice conveyed warmth: "Welcome! Please, take a seat anywhere you'd like."
The Courier took her study of what could have been considered a diamond in the rough of Gadgetzan as she walked, violet pupils glinting in low light approvingly of the little secret she'd stepped into. That arresting, otherworldly gaze eventually drifted to the desert flower that was the owner as she was greeted with warmth. She offered a practiced smile of her own, pulling away the burgundy hood that matched the long spirals of her gathered hair a little too well.
"I will. Quite the lovely place here," she spoke, her silk voice pleasant, if not a touch unsettling with its residual echo of the Void. "Almost Ramhaken in appeal. I'm surprised I've never found it before, actually." The scarlet importer took an elegant seat of a nearby barstool, a long leg flattered by the cut of her skirt as she'd cross one over the other. "Do you own this little gem in the sand?"
"Thank you!" the owner beamed. Her Muppet-esque friendliness was simple, but not patronizing. Pure, yet the opposite of naive. Her affable smile only broadened as the new guest drew back her hood and made herself comfortable. The tell-tale echo didn't appear to inspire any hesitation in the server whatsoever. She reached under the bar to procure a menu, then offered it.
"Oh, we're very new," she explained. "We opened weeks ago. I'm Colpeia, by the way! Let me know if there's anything that catches your eye." She nodded at her question. "Yes, I do! Though I couldn't have done it without the help of my tribe. A few continue to help as waiters, cooks, and business assistants."
The void elf inclined her head slightly with her gratitude as she took the offered menu, swiveling readily in her barseat to face Colpeia directly. "Ah, that explains much of why we've not met. Safrona. Safrona Shadowsun, importer of many of a needful thing. Maybe business will get us better acquainted, yes?"
Mystery was weaved beneath her try at simplistic professionalism, lending to the idea that she had not always been this simple importer she wore. She was too practiced, an enigmatic charm pooled there to her merlot smile. The emerald eyes of a bronze scarab trinket glinting in her gathered hair, set apart from the scarlet and shadow she wore. It seemed she favored this scarab theme, another design dangling prettily from the lace at her throat.
"I'd say let's see what I can help you with...but.. " she opened the menu as her eyes flowed down the lists inside. A breath of a chuckle unraveled beneath her next words. "Maybe I should just be the customer today for a change."
"Well it's an honor to meet you, Safrona," Colpeia dipped her head, with her own brand of flourished, Cheshire, yet plain charisma. "And sure! Actually, I know one way we may be able to help each other. My parents own a glass business called Beamgully Crystal. Maybe you've heard of it? It's been around for a long time. Their wares range from windows and vials to extravagant art. Much of what you see in this shop was crafted by their hands. They have me acting as their personal courier at times, so I would be very surprised if they wouldn't welcome a charming new courier like yourself."
A brief fondness flashed across Colpeia's features when she eyed the diplomatic woman's scarab motif. It reminded her of a friend. Her smile grew. "I think that's a great idea. We all need to treat ourselves sometime." The elegant script on the menu displayed prices that - while not dirt cheap - were reasonable.
"You as a courier, when you have this fine place to run?" Safrona lifted her eyes from the menu to connect her gaze to Colpeia's once more. Â "Well, we can't have that, lovely. All you need to do is give your parents my name, and I'll come do my job. I can handle fragile glass well enough too with the travel, and fees can also be settled on before I come for pick up. My specialty's actually connecting businesses and filling client bases, so maybe we'll see both the Oasis and your parent's glassware business growing, yes?"
Her eyes returned to the menu then and began to settle on a decision. "Mm...my inner wine importer is telling me you could use more alcohol for this menu, but let me slide away from that and take some of your Sweet Spice Tea. And...I'm tempted by Desert Dumplings, but I've...." she chuckled. "The meat choices are....different. What do you recommend to pair with the tea?"
Colpeia shrugged a shoulder. "It's something I've done for many years," she replied. Her dark brows lifted at the proposal. "What a generous offer! I'm certain they'll be very happy to speak with you about it. Perhaps they can meet you at a neutral location that's easy to get to?" She chuckled. "I have thought about it. I wanted to focus on tea, but some alcoholic options might be a good idea."
An unsurprised, but somewhat amused glint couldn't help but touch her eye as Safrona ruminated over her meat choice. It wouldn't be the first time she'd heard similar remarks about Tanari cuisine. "Well there's no arguing that," Colpeia agreed. "Desert meat is unique. The sweet and spicy flavors of the tea may go well with something that's subtle and light. So I would recommend the sandworm meat. Silithid is bold, and hyena is milder than lamb but more robust than beef."
"Dalaran is the easiest for me to arrive to as far as neutral cities go. And seeing as much of my business brings me there, I'm there often enough for the odd appointment. They can simply place a reservation at the Ledgermaine Lounge with the barkeep and I'll  meet them there and take care of the tab."
Safrona nodded her acceptance on the suggestion, folding the menu to offer it up for the collecting. "Being a courier is...not a very satisfying lifepath to wander for the long run. Â Take it from me," the Void elf chuckled witheringly. "A good spring point for a while, but even I don't see myself playing delivery girl forever." Her violet gaze took its run down the dusky skinned Colpeia, tilting her head slightly as she did. "You look like you belong here in your little cafe. Not running around about out there making sure people receive their packages on time."
"That's great!" Colpeia smiled. "And so generous of you. I'll tell them. I think they'll be very happy to meet you." She gathered the menu, stowing it somewhere underneath the bar.
She listened patiently. Her gaze on Safrona was deep and open. When the worldly courier finished speaking, Colpeia gave another sincere smile. "Delivering packages for my parents has been something I've done for a long time, but only as an occasional side-job when their schedules were very tight," she reassured. "I'm actually a freelance mathematician. The cafe has become a side job for me, but one I hold dear in the short amount of time it's existed." Her pause was pensive, her golden eyes falling briefly to the floor.
"Our world still bleeds and everyone is tired." Colpeia looked back up at her. "I built this lounge to offer respite, even if for a little while. We all have a role in a time of war. Some believe theirs is to fight in it. Others to heal wounds and keep their friends alive. I think people forget that we need ways to find solace in these times the most, not the least. We all need to be reminded what we fight and are alive for. So I guess for that reason, I absolutely agree with you, Safrona. For now my place is here."
Colpeia's reasonings had the world-worn courier closing her eyes briefly with a small, warmed smile. When she spoke again, another piece of the professional that tried to take over had taken a back seat, letting someone more genuine and perhaps even a little bitter through. "It's true, isn't it? We're all a little predisposed to war like a bad habit. Consistently assigned our roles and thrown at one another for a battle cry in honor or glory of this or that. Told our lives won't be the same if we do not fight for the little piece of land we were born to. Some become weapons. By the time they come home...do they even know how to live anymore? Or is normalcy stripped from us and replaced by the cycle of conditioned violence? As much as I can tell you that war is profit, most of the time its empty gold put right into a cycle, breeding more machines."
The Courier shrugged as her eyes veered away with the same bitter smile. "I don't think war will ever change. People will always have something to fight over, and something will always be trying to deaden Azeroth, because other forces decide our only real, true mercy is the idea of death, or some degree of unified mindlessness. And honestly there are days I wake up and can't find a legitimate argument against that when we are faced with the same old rut, over and over..."
Her unearthly gaze floated back over to the golden-eyed Colpeia with a withering chuckle. "But...that is perhaps more the Void talking than I. And its quieter here, in many aspects. Finding a place like yours, people like you...? It does remind me that some things are still worth putting in the fight for. Living for. Strange that, the little things, yes? Little mortal things like the delight of an oasis in the middle of the desert. A family trying to make the best of things, apart from the call of nations of war. It's important, keeping those little things running. The bakers must bake, the teachers must teach, the vintners must make their wine. The midwives must welcome new life, the pallbearers must put their dead to rest."
Safrona rested her heart-shaped face in the cradle of her fingers, her eyes still alight on her hostess. "I may be a little outside of the cycle of it all, but I find some strange satisfaction in helping keep that quality and culture of life for others in its order more than anything, as a courier. So yes, very much agreed. And I need more people like you in my life, lovely girl."
The air grew pleasantly cool as night fell outside the lounge. Colpeia briefly dipped behind the bar to obtain a clear kettle and cup. Placing them on the countertop, she released a folded pellet of herbs into the kettle's basin, then aimed her curved fingers. A stream of cold water materialized from her palm to trickle inside. It stopped when it was full. Since then, her gaze was present and sincere, never drifting from Safrona's thoughtful monologue. If anything, it deepened. Her manicured palm rested on the kettle's underside while she used subtle magic to heat it.
Safrona's last sentence softened Colpeia's eyes. A smile warm enough to rival the sun from hours ago beamed back at her. "Thank you. I feel lucky to have met you too, Safrona. I think you're doing something important. Couriers help keep the poetry of our world alive." The smile dimmed. "I wish I had reason to disagree with many of the other things you've said. People don't like to see themselves in their enemies. War is easier when you're blind."
A reflective glimpse landed on the back of a human Shafisian waiting a table. "My tribe has a saying for feeling stuck. 'The mind wants to heal.' A lot of people forget how to live normal lives after surviving hell. They don't heal until they decide they're ready. It's a hard journey that often takes a lifetime, if they ever accept it.â
"Death can seem like an easy answer, but I've seen secondhand that it doesn't give us peace. We can't control wars or the mindlessness behind other people's eyes. All we can do is create a mindfulness in ourselves. I think that helps when peace is hard to find." Colpeia's polished nails clinked as she removed her hand. Bubbles and steam now clung to the kettle walls, a vibrant flower blossoming in its pinkish water. Another server reappeared from behind a curtain. He balanced a platter of dumplings in his hand, which he served beside Safrona's now steaming hot tea. Colpeia exchanged nods with him.
The teaflower blooming its gift of bounty for her was it's own touch of magic Safrona had never gave her attention to before no matter how many teahouses she had visited and supplied before this one. Perhaps there was this small, simple meaning now in the generous courtesy of being served by Colpeia and her tribe that gave the moment its credence.
Safrona sat to let the steam and its delicate floral aroma caress her face from the teacup. Â Little cleansing rituals seemed to fall aside her, a deeper bottle of sin the default to reach for by habit in the knowing of what she was. "It's good," she murmured with a smile after that first sip. The little things. "I think...I simply want to go back to knowing nothing tonight, lovely girl. Other than the fact that I need to come here again, and more often, yes?"
Colpeia smiled. Watching Safrona enjoy her tea gave her a certain warm pleasure. She dipped her head in a sincere bow, her hand raised in a cheshire-esque gesture. "We will always be happy to see you, Safrona. I certainly will."
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The Coffee Prince Pt. 4
(TâChalla x Reader)
 *Part 1*  *Part 2* *Part 3*
Word Count: 7.1k
Plot: Â Stuck in your ways of living, one day at the coffee shop, you run into a tall dark roast that threatens to wake you up from your romantic hibernation.
*Previously*
You close your room door, tossing TâChalla Jr. on your bed. Â Kicking your shoes off, taking your hair down, you pull out your phone.
Home safe! Â You send to him. Â You put your phone down and unclothe to get comfortable. Â Suddenly a ding sounds and you dive for your device. Â
Glory to Bast. Â Sleep well, umhle.
You read it a couple of times before setting your phone back down. Â Laying down, you clutch your prized possession TâChalla won you to your chest as the dayâs event float in your head: euphorically exhausted.
The next few weeks with TâChalla that follow are some of the best you have experienced in a long time. Â You guys meet at the coffee shop from time to time when your schedules allow, and take evening walks to vent about your days and life, ending with sweet kisses before you guys part ways. Â You canât remember the last time you walked into work on cloud nine, but TâChalla seemed to be doing that for you now.
This day however was particularly tasking. Â Your companyâs online server was down, causing an uptick in calls from begrudging customers wanting answers on when their products would be available again to use. Â The worst part was that your processors had no clue what the problem is or how long it would take to fix, so you try your best to white lie your way to keeping customers satisfied enough to keep from threatening to revoke their memberships. Â Just before you are at your wits end however, you see your phone light up with TâChallaâs name calling in. Â TâChalla wasnât a big texter; he likes to hear your voice and feels texting is too impersonal which you thought was quite sweet but could be inconvenient at times. Â You pick up and speak in a low tone.
âHeyyy, Chacha, whatâs up?â Â You were still kind of trying to figure out a nickname for him. Â You kinda like this one.
âSo much, right now, umhle. Â I could really use a break at the moment. Â Are you free to meet?â
You look at the queue of calls sitting in your phone line and the stack of paperwork you need to upload and organize.
âYeah, I can step away for a bit. Â The usual?â
âIf you donât mind. Â We could do something else if youâd rather.â Â His tone tickles your eardrum as you imagine him saying that in another context, but TâChalla was completely pure in his intentions with you most of the time.
âNo, no. Â I could kill for some caffeine right now and itâs closer. Â My energy is too low to walk far.â you say with a whine.
âMs. Macchiato, in her true form. Â Iâll see you there then.â Â
âOk, see you!â Â Youâre cheesing as you hang up the phone. Â You look around at your other co-workers completely ignoring the queue and roll your eyes as you walk out. Â No way in hell you would be the only person putting in phone work around here. Â You remind yourself to do some job searching later when possible. Â
Walking into the shop, the smell of the coffee beans roasting was enough to make you moan audibly. Â You were so damn ready to wrap your lips on the rim, letting the warm liquid rejuvenate your spirit. Â As you approach the register, you hear a voice call to you.
â(Y/N)! Â Over here!â Â TâChalla waves from a table by the window. Â
You wave and mime the you are going to order something and he replies, âIâve got you right here, umhle.â Â
You squint as you see the extra cup sitting in front of him with your name correctly scrawled along the side. Â Walking up to him your heart swells with appreciation. Â TâChalla stands up placing a hand on your arm and a kiss on your cheek.
âYou didnât have to buy it for me. Â I owe you for a couple other ones already.â Â you say taking your seat.
TâChalla hisses his disdain for your comment. Â âYou have no reason to pay me back. Â Thatâs not how I do things; my treat is seeing you in front of me.â
You feel heat rise to your face from something other than the coffee. Â You hide your goofy smile in your cup as you take a sip.
TâChalla smirks at you a while before continuing, âA hard days work looks good on you, by the way. Â I know you said things have been piling up, thatâs why I wondered if you would even be able to see me today.â Â TâChalla sips from his âThomasâ cup.
You tweak your mouth as you shift in your seat, âYeah, I just figured, the work will still be there whether I take a break now or later. Â And trust me, the work will still be there for me to do alone.â
âAhh, so your co-workers arenât as dedicated as you seem to be.â Â TâChalla summizes.
âI mean, dedicated is a strong word. Â I do what I need to do to get things cuz otherwise Iâm going to hear someoneâs mouth about it, and I donât needed that added stress, you know?â
TâChalla nods hugging himself in contemplation, âI see what you mean. Â Your situation seems to be working in comparison with mine. Â You know of my community work in high-crime areas?â
You nod. Â TâChalla had spoken of his work with a non-profit to rebuild some areas that were pretty violent and drug ridden that you knew all too well.
âWell, of course it is not so simple as to give people things and expect them to use the materials to create a better situation for themselves with education. Â So we are trying to do that, educate, but everyone is at a different learning level, and not everyone learns at the same rate or method. Â So, as much as we would love to be projecting great numbers of progress, they have been slow to come and almost stagnant at times due to us still trying to build a foundation for a successful program.â Â TâChalla lifts his hands in surrender, shaking his head as he grips his cup up, staring into space.
âI get it. Â Thatâs some of the hardest work in the world; helping others in a completely selfless way. Â It can consume you, corrupt people and forget the mission at large. Â But I think you have a good head on your shoulders to keep things on track.â Â You reach for TâChallaâs hand, running your thumb along his slightly rough knuckles.
TâChalla sighs deeply watching your hand on his; his eyelids halfen his eyes. Â You see his shoulders start to relax as he grips your hand in yours.
âLook at that. Â It looks funny to me how polar opposite our hands are.â Â You stretch his out, raising it up to mirror yours, palm to palm. Â âMine is stout and chubby, yours long and knuckly.â Â You chuckle to yourself regarding the assessment,
TâChalla interlaces his fingers in yours, his eyes smizing, âItâs a beautiful combination, I think. Â I need something soft to rest my hands on.â
Your heart skipped a beat at this statement. Â TâChalla kept doing things like this. Â You smile at him and he just smiles back, kissing the back of your hand gingerly, maintaining the hold as he drinks from his cup. Â Does he really not realize the double entendre or are you just too hot for him at this point? Â Thatâs something Tavia has practically put a countdown on: the time when you all fully express yourselves physically.
TâChalla says, âWe have a community get-together happening this weekend by the way. Â You could come by; there will be food, music, games, the works. Â Iâll be working a little bit of everything, trying to spread the word of our program for people to take advantage of, but I could escort you around.â Â TâChalla says with a smile.
âOh yeah! Â Iâd love to see you in action over there. Â You had me at free food, but you know, the kids are the future as well.â Â You quip.
TâChalla scoffs, âWell thatâs what the food is there for. Â Cheapest advertising tool known to man.â Â TâChalla looks at his watch, âI think I may have taken more of your time than I anticipated.â Â
You look at your phone at get a mini heart attack. Â Someone may actually notice your absence this time. Â You could just say you were in the bathroom the whole time. Â You both get up to leave the coffee shop. Â
Once outside you guys turn to each other. Â A thought crosses your mind and you start to speak but decide against it. Â
TâChalla, always observant, notices. Â âWhatâs on your mind, umhle?â
âUhh...I donât, mm.â Â You bite your tongue.
TâChalla rests his hand on your arm, sending an electricity through you that you found to be completely unfair. Â âIf you canât make the community event, it is alright. Â Your rest is more important. And I know you have plenty other things to do.â
âNo, itâs not that.  But um, are...do weâŠâ  TâChalla looks at your expectantly.  âAre we...exclusive?â
There it is. Â Something that has been plaguing you for a while is how much you guys have hung out and gotten to know each other, but you couldnât place if you guys were good friends who just kiss sometimes, or if he was looking for anything more. Â
âAre we exclusive?â Â TâChalla parrots back.
You nod, not wanting to say much else out of embarrassment.
TâChalla steps in front of you slowly leaning to whisper in your ear, âI donât kiss my friends the way I kiss you, umhle.â
His bass snakes your inner ear like the serpent on an apple, as you twinge to keep your juices from flowing on sight.
He pulls from your ear staring you, hand resting on your hip. Â âAnd I am a one woman kind of man, (Y/N). Â Donât think anyone else could carry a single percent of my attention from you.â Â Looking to your mouth he hovers his over it before allowing you to close the gap between you. Â His lips fit with yours perfectly as the suction creates a chorus of smacks, sealing the definition of your relationship.
A low grunt comes from TâChalla as he sighs deeply pulling from you. Â âSo, do you like me? Â Yes or no?â Â He smiles goofily at you as you laugh at his childish question.
Stifling your smile, you say, âMaaaybe. Â But itâs in your favor.â
Heading back to your place, Tavia is posted on the couch with an array of books and papers scattered around her. Â She is back in school to earn a certification in something you keep forgetting. Â
Tavia looks at you over her glasses, âWhaddup, doh?â
âNuthin much, girl. Â You?â You kick off your shoes and throw your keys in a bowl.
âHun, you lookin at it. Â Procrastination remains the death of me. Â Them white folks still giving you hell at the job?â
âYeah, they stay lazing around and Iâm tending the field like Boss asks.â Â You exasperate as you plop on the easy chair massaging your scalp.
âYou need to get the fuck outta there. Â They donât appreciate you. Â And you too smart for that busy work.â
âYeah. Â It would be so much easier if I could just stay and not start all over in a new place, though.â
Tavia wags a finger, âUh-uh. Â Cuz then you would be getting more responsibility that does not reflect in your pay. Â Leave!!â
You marinate on Taviaâs words. Â It seems like sheâs right honestly. Â You have no position in that job and there is no way to work up because positions get taken quick or just arenât available.
âAt least we can get our frustrations all out on some canvas at the Sip and Paint Saturday. Â Groupon finally came through with something good.â Â Tavia says bobbing her neck as she reads her notes.
Your stomach drops as you remember the plan you made last week with her.  âUhhâŠâ
Tavia snaps to look at you, âUhhh? Uh what?â
You play with your fingers as you speak, âSo I ran into TâChalla todayâŠâ
âAnd?â Â Tavia winds her hand in the air for you to hurry up.
âHe has a thing at his non-profit.  Like a block party type thing.  I said I would helpâŠâ  You squeak out, waiting for the storm to blown.
Tavia looks at you frozen with blank expression. Â âOk, I see.â
You recoil into your body as you continue, âAre you mad?â
âNAH! Â You good! Â I get it, dick is important to lock down. Â I applaud your efforts.â Â Tavia whips out her phone. Â âI guess Iâll get back on this app life. Â The Groupon is only good in for a couple, not single.â
You go over to half hug Tavia, âIâll make it up to you, I promise. Girl.â
âTsk, make it up by making that dick dance for you. Â Thatâs all I ask.â Â She pats your head on her shoulder before rolling it to get you off her.
You go to your room as you hear Taviaâs phone pinging on and on. Â âSee? Â I got options too!â
Saturday comes and you make your way to the park the community party was being held at. Â Balloons and tables were in abundance; speakers were playing everything you heard on the radio and then some. Â The smell of burgers and brats filled the air and your stomach instantly caved in with hunger. Â TâChalla said they were good on set up and really just wanted you to enjoy yourself for the most part. Â
Making your way through the crowd, you go to the food table to fix a plate. Â You smile and thank the servers as they pile your plate with the goods. Â Once you make it to the dessert area, you feel two hands grip sides, making you jump a little.
âI have to admit, the sweets on that table would only disappoint you.â Â A voice you know too well tickles your hearing as his lips greet the side of your face.
You turn to see TâChalla smiling at you. Â âThey look pretty good to me, whatâs the problem?â
âAs sweet as your lips are, theyâd only taste sour.â Â he says screwing his lips in disgust before planting his mouth on yours. Â You didnât need the plate or dessert if this was all that touched your lips today.
âBrother! Â This is not the way you introduce me to your girlfriend, eh?â Â a voice says behind you.
A young lady with braids in a bun shakes her head clicking her tongue at the both of you. Â âShame, shame, I must say. Â We have health codes to maintain, please move the PDA along elsewhere.â
TâChalla smiles speaking to her, â(Y/N), this talkative volunteer is my sister, Shuri. Â I told you about her a little bit.â
Shuri nods proudly, sticking her hand out. Â âThe pleasure is all mine. Â I am the subject of many peopleâs conversations, Iâm just that memorable. Â And donât let him fool you, I am running this operation, not just volunteering.â
Taking her handshake, you buck your eyes at TâChalla âOh?â
TâChalla shifts his weight, pursing his lips, âShuri, you know better than to fib. Â This isnât Wakanda, you have a secondary position here.â
Shuri waves her hand in his face, âAh ah ah! Â Bump all of that, Brother. Â Science and tech is the most important aspect of the program, no surprise. Â The public schools here do nothing to emphasize the importance and hone their knowledge to be able to apply what they learn outside the classroom. Â Also, I meant the picnic anyway. Â You barely lifted a finger to decorate.â
âBast! Â I did more than life a finger. Â Anything heavy was my job to handle! Â Cutting up cake is not âdoing everythingâ.â Â TâChalla exclaims.
Shuri holds a fist up to her face and demonstrates a winding motion next to it. Â âI wonder what will pop up?â Â Her middle finger slowly unravels.
âCan I get the apple pie, please?â Â a person asks.
Shuri drops her hands and puts on a winning smile, âOf course! Â We have plenty, so donât hold back!â She says as she hands over a pre-cut slice.
You were getting your life to the back and forth between TâChalla and Shuri.  Rubbing TâChallaâs  back you dismiss yourselves.  âThank you Shuri, and it was so nice to meet you.â
âLikewise, (Y/N). Â He canât shut up about you, so use that to your advantage.â
TâChalla moans in frustration shaking his head as he leads you away to a table to sit.
You sit and start to to smack on your food.
â(Y/N), Iâm going to make rounds for a bit. Â Will you be ok here?â
You nod with a mouth full of food hindering your speech. Â TâChalla smiles, kissing your forehead as he walks toward some informational tables. Â The whole party seemed to be a smash hit. Â Hordes of people walked around enjoying the sites and music. Â Kids ran after each other and got their faces painted. Â Shuri moved from the dessert table to the science area where she and others demonstrated simple experiments making fog and foam appear from virtually thin air. Â There was a mini exhibit on an element called âvibraniumâ that you hadnât heard of before so maybe you would check that out. Â
Finishing your plate, you definitely had The Itis, so you needed to get up and do something. Â You werenât sure where TâChalla went, but you went around to enjoy the sights regardless. Â You played a couple of the carnival games, trying to knock bottles down with a nerf gun and that one cornhole game thatâs always a classic. Â
You waited in line forever to get your face painted and while the clown lady was giving you a gorgeous flower on your cheek, a voice calls out to you.
âYaaass! Â Getcho face BEAT for the Gods!â
Turning slightly to not mess up the creation, you see Tavia made it to the party.
âHey girl! Â Whatchu doin here? Â You didnât say you were coming!â Â You exclaim taking her hand lovingly. Â
âI love surprises though, so here I be! Â I did wanna be nosy too though. Â Whereâs Tobago?â
You roll your eyes, âTavia, I will knock you clean the fuck out if you get his name wrong in front to his face. Â T-Cha-lla.â
âListen, it only matters that you get Thaliaâs name right. Â Donât worry bout me! Â Where is he anyway?â
âYour guess is as good as mine. Â I thought he would be escorting me around but he got caught up in the mix I guess. Â Why are you here though? Â Ainât Sip and Paint tonight?â
Tavia nods, âUh-huh. Â I found a willing participant to accompany so Iâll be leaving, like now.â
The lady gives you a mirror to show you the finished art on you. Â âOk, well have fun. Â I know this is about to wrap up too in like 15 minutes, so if I donât do anything after, Iâll be home.â
âPlease, do something else! Â You made your way out here for the nigga to abandon you for most of it. Â He owes you somethin!â Â She raises her eyebrows at you suggestively.
âOk! Â Bye!â Â You say dismissing her.
As Tavia leaves, you look around to see where TâChalla went. Â Instead, you see Shuri breaking down the science exhibit area and decide to ask her.
âHey, Shuri. Â Have you seen your brother around?â
Shuri looks across the way, âI donât know actually but I hope he is deflating the bounce house. Â People will keep coming and kids will never leave if that stays up.â Â Shuri struggles to fold a table and you reach down to bend the leg joint of it so it folds.
âUgh, thanks (Y/N).â
âNo problem! Â Do you need help with anything else around here? Â I got nothing else to do.â
Shuri nods looking around, Â âIf you collect some tablecloths and toss them. Â They are disposable so we arenât keeping them. Â After that, we got tables we are loading up in the trucks nearby. Â Donât wear yourself out though! Â Just a couple would be a great start and you can leave whenever you want.â
âOk, will do. Â This was an amazing event by the way.â
Shuri laughs with her tongue out, as she brushes her shoulders off, âI does what I can!â
Collecting the tablecloths you think about how beyond her years Shuri appears to be. Â The girl is a teenager, but is of course so smart and has a great business-head on her shoulders. Â Plus it was so cute to hear her talking shit with her accent; she really was down! Â You wanted to be her when you got your life together. Â
With all of the tablecloths disposed of, you head to tipping a table and getting it folded.
âEh! Â My sister has you working now?â Â TâChalla comes out of nowhere, reaching to fold the legs down.
âNo, I volunteered!  I wasnât doing anything else soâŠâ
TâChalla raises the table on its side, walking the table to the truck. Â âIâm sorry about that, by the way. Â There was a lot of behind the scenes stuff that I had to help with that was...unexpected.â
You nod, quiet. Â You couldnât hide your disappointment. Â âI still saw a lot though, escorted on not. Â This place was hopping with shit to do.â
TâChalla steps in front of you, grasping your chin, eyes locked on you suddenly. Â Your insides jump at the anticipation of what was to come from his touch. Â
He turns your head slightly to the left, studying your art, âAhhh, a purple flower. Â It almost resembles the Heart Shaped Herb from back home.â
Your pace steadies as you realize his intentions. Â âYeah? Â I just wanted something pretty and purple and boom! Â There it is.â Â
TâChalla nods, licking his lips as he studies your face. Â Letting go, he say, âLet me make it up to you. Â We could get some dinner...or a movie.â Â You contemplate the options. Â âOr both? Â We could really paint the town if you want, so we can catch up.â Â He says softly caressing your painted cheek. Â Your center began to throb again. Â TâChalla was always making it impossible to think clearly when he is talking about completely normal things but not giving you any room to breath. Â If it werenât for the people around, you would press up on him right now; thatâs what you wanted to do!
âBoth is good,â Â you squeak out before moving away to go back to get another table. Â You walked with a bounce to ensure he would have a show as you walked away. Â Â Â
TâChalla had three tables down as you had just finished folding your one. Â Walking it back to the truck, your foot hits a hole in the ground you didnât see. Â You lose your balance as you try to hold the table, but it sends you off kilter even more. Â A sharp pain shoots through your ankle as you land, the table plops on top of you. Â
You yelp in pain as you try to push the table off and not move your leg. Â Suddenly the table is clear off of you and you see TâChalla over you, face riddled with worry.
â(Y/N), are you ok? Â Where are you hurt?â Â He asks, kneeling and holding your head in his hands.
You point down to your leg. Â âMy ankle! Â God!â
Shuri has come over to look it over. Â She presses something on her bracelet causing a stream of light to cascade over your swelling foot. Â Your skeletal make up in your ankle is revealed for a short period.
âWhat is that?â Â you ask, having never seen that kind of technology. Â
Ignoring you, Shuri says, âIt isnât broken, thank Bast. Â We canât handle an OSHA case right now, right brother?â Â Shuri jabs him, chuckling. Â TâChallaâs returned expression snaps her back to a professional tone. Â âLike I said, not broken, just sprained so she needs to lay off of it a while: wrap it, ice it, the works.â Â She instructs as she heads back to her duties.
TâChalla nods, âOk, come (Y/N). Â Iâll take you home.â
You didnât protest this time. Â Your ankle hurt like hell, so a free ride couldnât hurt. Â TâChalla reaches your arm around his shoulders and reaches his arm under your knees to lift you.
âWhoa, whoa! Â I donât like that. Â Please, Iâll hop.â you say.
TâChalla looks at you incredulously, âIt will be faster if I carried you.â
Your body tenses up, âCome on, I donât wanna...weigh you down or whatever. Â Please, this is embarrassing enough.â
TâChalla bats his eyes realizing the problem, âDo you think I cannot lift you?â
You lean your head back, mortified. Â âI know you are strong, I can tell. Â But Iâm a sturdy gal, Iâm just trying to warn you.â
TâChalla sucks his teeth, going at lifting you again. Â You close your eyes tightly as your weight becomes nothing in his arms. Â You feel the bounce of his stride as you peak to see you are in motion. Â TâChalla looks ahead, no signs of strain, he looks at you and winks. Â Your cat could meow with how good he was making you feel right now showing off himself. Â You hadnât been lifted since grade school, and your current boo does it like you are a toddler. Â God bless it. Â
TâChalla puts you down a moment to get the door to his Lexus open. Â TâChalla takes your hands as you slowly sit down, folding your legs in, careful to not bump your ankle against the door.
âHow are you feeling?â Â TâChalla asks, resting his hand on your knee, eyes wide with concern.
You nod, âIâm good, donât worry.â Â You cup the side of his face, causing him to lean his face into your palm. Â He turns to kiss your palm before getting up to close your door and make his way to the driversâ side.
Starting the engine, he asks, âAlright, now what is your address?â Â as he searches for the GPS program in his dash. Â You give it to him, praying to God Tavia hadnât made it home yet.
Once you guys are on the road, TâChalla reaches over for one of your hands in your lap. Â âAre you still ok?â
âYeah, more than. Â Thanks, by the way, for the ride.â
âAhh, donât thank me. Â Itâs the least I could do. Â You were such a big help today.â Â TâChalla says gripping your hand a little tighter.
âHardly! Â I took down two tables and almost broke an ankle. Â Plus we wonât be able to go out tonight cuz of me.â Â You say disappointedly.
âIf I was by your side like I said I would, there would be known of these issues to begin with.â Â TâChalla takes your hand, kissing the back of it. Â
You almost forget your ankle when he warms you up like that. Â A man admitting fault was a big turn on, you had to admit. Â And you loved how affectionate he was, without pressure; just enough. Â Looking at your ankle you remember something from earlier, âWhat was that device Shuri used? Â It was like a portable X-Ray device?â
TâChalla nods slowly, âPrecisely what it was. Â Shuri developed it in her lab in Wakanda and itâs been pretty vital to our village.â
You think on this, âWow, you guys have a lot more to you than I imagined. Â Itâs beautiful.â
TâChalla smirks, âThe Western media would make you think we are impoverished but we have handled ourselves without outside help, and I think that says something.â Â Your mind was churning with so many other questions but before you knew it, you guys made it your your place. Â
Luckily you all have an elevator, so TâChalla only carried you, without hesitation, to the elevator then your door. Â Setting you down, you get your keys together to find the one for your door.
âUmm, once I get inside, I should be able to manage if you need to make it back to the park.â Â you say nervously. Â
âOh, they wouldnât miss one person, I think. Â If itâs comfortable with you, I want to check your ankle once more before I head back, though.â Â He looks at you with a serious expression.
You nod, turning to the door to hide your excitement. Â As you open the door, the apartment is dark and quiet, so Tavia must be having a good night. Â Turning on the lights, you start hobbling to the couch. Â TâChalla doesnât miss a beat, ducking under your arm to support you as you sit down. Â
TâChalla takes a couple decorative pillows and props them under your ankle, lightly inspecting it. Â
âWell it doesnât look worse, which is good. Â Do you have little baggies and ice?â
You nod and point, âThe fridge makes it, yeah. Â And the drawer under the microwave should have some lunch bags to fill.â Â
TâChalla gets to work, Macgyvering an ice bag for you. Â Â As you lay back, you catch yourself smelling like the outside, and instantly get embarrassed. Â You canât get comfortable when youâre funky anyway, plus TâChalla would help you hobble around so might as well use him while he is here.
âUh, TâChalla, can you hold off on the bag for a second. Â I need to go to my room, if you can spare your shoulders.â Â you ask.
âAll the more for you to lean on, umhle.â Â TâChalla says lovingly, as you direct him to the right room. Â âItâs nice to see how you live on a daily basis. Â You keep a nice home.â Â TâChalla says as you reach your room.â
âMy roommate gets most of the decorating credit, I gotta say. Â I do tell her when to reel it in though, so points for creative direction goes to moi.â
As you step into your room, you declare, âSo I need to shower, cuz yikes.â  You say sniffing yourself.  âBut did you want to stick around orâŠ.â
âI would love to!â Â He answers a little quicker than necessary. Â âNo problem at all. Â Do you want me to order something? Â We could still have our dinner here.â
âYes! Â Good idea. Â Letâs just do a pizza, from that local spot we passed.â
âI am well aware of it. Â Excellent choice.â Â He takes his phone out as you get a change of clothes and head for the bathroom.
In the shower you give yourself a pep talk. Â You are a goddess, queen! Â With your prince out there lying in wait for this body. Â He wants ALLADIS, sis! Â Donât get nervous, or shy. Â If you run out of things to talk about, hey, you are on a bed, fill in the blanks. Â Damn, Tavia really got into you.
You lather your body in berry scents as you rinse, giving yourself a towel off and quick moisturization.  You picked some shorts and a baby doll tank  to wear.  Still pajamas, but with a hint of lingerie appeal.  Opening the door you step out to see TâChalla flipping through the TV channels.  His head cranes in your direction.
âI didnât think Iâd smell something so heavenly until the pizza arrived.â Â He says smiling, eyes darting down your body.
âHaha, good one.â Â You say limping to the bed, sitting back.
âWas it tooâŠ.â
âDonât!â
â....cheesy?â Â TâChalla says scrunching his nose.
You slap his back with an audible thud. Â He holds takes your calf, placing it on his lap to ice with the bag he made earlier. Â The cool sensation was relieving, making you moan audibly. Â You bite your lip when you realize how comfortable you were getting.
TâChalla massages your calf as he holds the bag on your ankle, âDoes that relieve you, umhle?â
You nod before answering, âYeah, it does. Â Keep doing it.â Â You say, your vocal cords suddenly laced with honey as your voice dips seductively.
TâChalla rubs your calf some more. Â âI told you it is nice to have something soft to rest my hands on.â studying your leg as he goes.
You couldâve jumped out of your skin with that comment. Â So he DID know the double entendre, sly devil!
You chuckle trying to keep from freaking out before saying, âIâm pretty soft just out the shower though, donât be fooled. Â Takes a lot to maintain.â Â You make a face behind TâChalla at your words. Â Snatching an insult out of the jaws of a compliment, nice.
âYou make it look effortless.â he says looking up at you. Â âYou think you could lend me some products?â Â he says showing all those beautiful teeth to you.
You smile into your chest shaking your head. Â âYou can have whatever you like. Â But you have to follow the steps or youâll just be a mess!â
TâChalla squints at you, âEh? Â What process are you talking about?â
You swallow, hoping this doesnât go over his head, âWell, you are on the right track practically. Â I like to start with my calves, very important. Â But I have so much more leg to go.â
TâChalla nods slowly, appearing to understand.  âI see, so then we go toâŠâ  His hand hovers above your thigh.  You shiver in anticipation, âThe knee!â planting his hand on your kneecap.
You guffaw, âRight! Â Canât neglect ashy knees! True! Â Then what, Chacha?â
He looks at your knee quizzically like its a jigsaw to solve, âThe only way to go is theâŠâ  and without a word he snakes his hand up your thigh.  You bite your lip, elevating your hips under his touch. Â
TâChalla tucks his lips as he notices your movement, âIs your reaction normal for the process?â Â Â he asks as his voice has caught the honey coated timbre of seduction as well. Â His eyes glaze over, looking from your face to your body, mouthslightly agape to the treats he will hopefully be soon to receive.
His hands grip both your thighs, one working inner, the other outer; his long hands encompass the surface area of your thickness easily. Â Your walls start to talk back to you, awaiting their turn for a massage.
âWhen itâs done right, yeah.â Â you say, unafraid at this point. Â You pull TâChallaâs face into yours, gripping the back of head. Â The kiss starts off as your regular ones do, only once did TâChalla try to slip tongue, but you go into a schoolgirl giggle fit when he had. Â This time was different, there was no âwill he, wonât heâ because you were both on the same page. Â Your mouths opened simultaneously to welcome each other in. Â TâChalla moves your leg away gently as the ice bag falls to the floor. Â One of his hands grips your booty cheek, spreading it about like dough. Â You felt the spread in your lips as you moaned against his mouth, gripping his back to wrestle his shirt up, feeling the warmth of his skin. Â
You lean back on the bed as TâChalla hovers over you, sucking your neck; the sounds sensations of his lips against you could make you climax on its own. Â Then he got the nerve to pepper your collarbone and chest area with kisses, gripping your titties up like the were ripe for the picking.
âI have been wanting to explore your body for weeks.â Â He says suckling on your neck in between. Â âYou canât imagine the torture I have sustained to remain respectful.â
You shiver at this confession. Â All the feelings you had and that he gave you were mutual. Â âI think I can, âChalla. Â I feel it, 10 times more.â
You hadnât gotten this far before, and it was becoming overwhelming for you. Â You either had to stop or get it in. Â Reaching for the button of his pants, you were shooting for the latter. Â TâChalla freezes above you as he watches your hands undo his pants. Â His breathing is heavily laden as you work the fly down to relieve his growing protrusion.
TâChalla begins to ask, âUmhle, are you sure-â before there is a knock on the front door.
You instantly dry up as you forgot the pizza was on the way, dropping your hands frustratedly. Â TâChalla rests his head on your shoulder a moment, before unmounting you to gain his composure on the side of the bed.
You donât see his face but an awkward amount of time passes before you sit up. Â âIâll get the door...â
TâChalla waves his hand in protest, âNo, you rest your ankle, Iâve got it, I just...need time.â Â He gets up, buckling and zipping his pants as he walks outside. Â You cross your arms in wait, thinking about what almost happened. Â You would have to take another shower with all the preheating he did to your oven.
TâChalla stands at the door with the box in his hand. Â âDid you want to eat in here?â
He looked at you like a lost puppy. Â You werenât sure what he was thinking of, but you figured the moment between you both has passed for now.
You nod, patting the bed. Â âYeah, nothing fancy here. Â Come on.â
TâChalla sits on the edge of the other side, placing the box between you both. Â He picks up the ice bag to place on your ankle once more, patting your leg like cattle this time. Â
The fresh smells makes your stomach churn as you remember how hungry you were, grabbing a slice; TâChalla takes one as well, taking a big bite. Â You turn the TV to one of your tried and true comedies to binge. Â As the canned laughter fills your room, you look over to TâChalla looking like he is about ready to doze off.
âTâChalla?â Â you call to him.
His eyes flutter open as he looks to you, a lazy smile spreads across his face. Â âIâm sorry, umhle. Â Iâm more tired than I thought before.â Â He gets up to stretch, joints popping, groaning with relief.
âYou can sleep over if you want...just sleeping, you know. Â Youâre tired, Iâm tired, letâs just...sleep.â Â you say rambling. Â You wanted to make sure there was no pressure to spontaneously perform again.
TâChalla leans over the bed kissing you on the side of your face. Â âYou would take in a lost Wakandan to lay his head at your residence?â
You give him a defiant look, âI didnât say the whole village, now. Â Just you!â Â You both laugh as he takes the pizza box and sets it on your table. Â
âPlus my ankle has felt much better since you been here.â Â You tell him as if he needed further convincing. Â He climbs in next to you, resting his head on you, wrapping his arm around your waist.
âThen letâs dream for a speedy recovery.â Â He says sleepily.
You feel his hand rub your side gently, slowing up until he goes to sleep. Â The hum of his breathing sounds so sweet to you as you close your eyes to listen to its melody. Â Turning off the TV, you shimmy down to lay next to him, stirring TâChalla only a little, who adjusts to pull you in for spooning as you call it a night. Â You thought about how wild the night progressed but you still wouldnât change a minute of it. Â His arms beat the panther plushie you have been hugging on any day.
Morning rays flood your room as the sun woke you up. Â You start to stretch and jerk with alarm when you feel him around you still. Â You forgot for a second he stayed with you. Â Adjusting your titties back in your shirt, you hear him waking up behind you as well.
âMmm, is it morning already?â Â TâChalla groaned.
âIt is, Chacha.â Â You look back at him, eyes still squinting awake but smiling at nonetheless. Â Â âDo you want to do breakfast?â Â you ask turning to face him.
TâChalla rubs your back as he replies, âI wish I could. Â But I have to get back to the center to debrief about yesterdayâs festivities. Â Itâs already-â he looks at his watch. Â â9:30 am. Â Iâll be there around noon, so Iâll go home and freshen up first.â
You whine at his plans, rubbing his chest for coaxing, âI donât want you to go yetâŠâ
His forehead meets yours, âHow about I order you breakfast to enjoy in my absence and we make a date for my place next week?â Â He looks at you for a reply.
You wipe some sleep out of his eye before answering, âI guess that sounds good.â Â You exchange smiles before pecking a kiss on each other. Â
Suddenly music blasts from the living room. Â Tavia has been on a workout kick that requires a trap soundtrack to stay motivated.
TâChalla winces at the noise, âAnd we can be free from interruptions...â Â He twirls a wayward twist in your hair. Â âCompletely free to do...anything.â
You squeeze your thighs at the thought before squirming away to get up. Â âIâd like that, TâChalla. Â Let me walk you out.â
Opening your bedroom door, you see Tavia hopping from one side of the room to the other. Â She sees you come out.
âHey girl! Â Listen, when Iâm done, letâs do a brunch thing or somethin! Â Iâm starving and got some stories for you!â Â After one rotation she looks back at you for reply, by now noticing TâChalla. Â Tavia stops in her tracks, pausing her video.
âTavia, this is TâChalla.â Â You make faces, pointing at Tavia from behind him as he walks over to her.
âNice to meet a friend of (Y/N)âs. Â I have heard wonderful things.â
âSame here...TâCha...lla.â Â Tavia says dumbfounded. Â You give her a thumbs up.
You and TâChalla walk over to the front door going outside to kiss each other goodbye once more before closing the door. Â
You and Tavia look at each other in silence for a second before bursting out in shrieks and giggles, jumping around.
âThatâs my BITCH! Â I see you with that morning after glow on you! Â Talk to me, tell me something GOODT!â
You guys park on the couch before you start, âOk, so first things first, we didnât sleep together; like we literally just slept.â
Tavia instantly checked out. Â âOh HELL NO! Â Did he go down on you at least?â
You shake your head.
âCome ON, B! Â Well what the fuck is there to talk about?? Â How is he here in the morning but not for getting it in. Â You need to swipe your card before it expires!â
âIt doesnât expire, hoe! Â And Iâm more than ready to swipe it, cash it, turn it in to the authorities, but if you let me tell the story-â
A knock raps on the door. Â You both look at each other confused before you get up to answer. Â Peeping through the hole, you see a delivery man, you think.
Opening the door, the man holds two sacks to you.
âDelivery, miss!â
âWe didnât order anythingâŠâ You say looking to Tavia.
The delivery man looks at the receipt. âAâŠ.Ms. Macchiato?â
The name rings bells. Â TâChalla said he would order breakfast for you, but you forgot to turn it down. Â
Tavia comes up behind you, âWhat is it?â
âTâChalla got us breakfast,â Â you say taking the bags and thanking him.
âBish whet?? Â Gimme gimme gimme!â
Tavia rips open a bag to see the omelettes, hashbrowns, toast, boiled eggs, sausage, bacon. Â
Another knock comes to the door. Â You jump to get it.
âHere are the drinks too, Miss.â Â the delivery man huffs and puffs.
âOh thank you!â Â you reply taking the OJ and apple juice cups.
Tavia is tearing through her spinach omelette when she says, âOk, Iâm ready to hear it. Â What freaky shit you put on him to do alladis??â
Part 5
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Tâakia
NâJadakaâs Helpful Hands
Some Weeks Are Better Than Others
Song of Stevens
Commencement Day
Wakanda Got Yâall
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[Into Music]
[The main menu for Transformers War for Cybertron displays.]
O: Hi, guys! Sooo, uh, we found out a thing last week. Um, they shut the servers for this game down, and you need the servers in order to play multiplayer. Soo... hereâs what weâre gonna do. Ah, Iâm gonna play, uh, and, uh, Specs and Chezni are going to provide commentary, probably while Iâm making a fool of myself. And thatâs how weâre gonna finish this damn- game dammit, because we are going to finish this. I started it, I wanna finish it.
C: A moment of silence for the Activision servers.
S: [sighs] Yup.
C: [laughs]
O: [laughs] Fuck you Activision.
S: [laughs]
O: I get it, just why can I not host a game or something!? I donât know, I donât know, I donât know. Iâm just annoyed, because I was actually having fun playing multiplayer and Iâm like, oh COME ON!
S: It was fun, Iâd been looking forward to it.
O: Well, hopefully, youâll still be somewhat amused by watching me play. Unfortunately, and Iâm- Iâm really sad, cause I was so happy, I was like, yay, Chezniâs going to play as Soundwave, because I refuse to play as Soundwave, cause he basically, has a healing gun, which is all but useless when you have like, computer allies. So Iâm like, oh yay, Soundwave will get some love! Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
S: [laughs]
O: And I refuse to play as anybody that isnât Megatron in the Decepticon campaign, if heâs available, because unlike most of the other guns, you cannot pick up the Fusion Cannon as a drop, I am using the damn Fusion Cannon.
S: Ah.
C: You canât steal Megatronâs arm?
O: [laughs] No, but in the sequel game you can!
[Owls selects Campaign > Solo Campaign > Chapter Select.]
C: Iâm pretty sure thatâs wrongâŠ
O: [laughs] Well, I mean why not, the man stole a Prime arm- er, a Primeâs arm in Transformers: Prime, did he not?
[Chapter III, Iacon Destroyed is selected.]
O: Alright, uh, wait- what chapter was it? Yeah, Iacon Destroyed.
[Owls clicks on the first checkpoint before immediately backing out and then clicking on it again. The character selection menu is displayed and she scrolls through the three available characters for the level, Megatron, Soundwave, and Breakdown.]
O: We are in Iacon Destroyed, uh, our three characters available are: Breakdown, Soundwave, and Megatron. And Soundwave, rather sadly, doesnât like, have any way to use his cassettes when youâre playing as him. Which makes me sad.
S: Aww. Thatâs disapp-
O: Cuz he definitely- he definitely uses them to fight you later.
S: Thatâs disappointing. I would have liked to play with um, Breakdown.
O: Yeah.
C: Yess. Specs you- youâre with me in that youâre- youâre a big Breakdown fan, right? Oh, no, wait! This is Breakdown, not Knockout, sorry!
O: [laughs]
S: Well, I- I like both of them.
C: Is Knockout in this game?
O: No, not at all!
S: No.
O: Knockout was created wholesale for Prime. Like heâs not- he didnât appear in anything before that.
S: Yeah.
O: Whereas Breakdown, even if Prime wasnât out yet (which I donât think it was) was a character that existed in G1.
S: Yes, he came out late in Season 2, and he was part of the Stunticons. And his personality quirk is that heâs very neurotic.
C: Heh.
S: Like, he thinks street lights are staring at him.
C & O: [laugh]
O: Wow, that was quite different in Prime, wasnât it? [laughs]
C: Wow.
S: Well, thatâs just in G1, heâs not paranoid about things in uh, Prime. Cuz heâs an entirely different character with a completely different origin- origin, probably. Though, a lot of people like to write him as originally being a member of the Stunticons.
O: Is it bad my brain sunk- just jumped straight to, âWell, itâs amazing how much less neurotic he is after getting boned for a couple million years, huh?â
A: [laugh]
S: Oh god, the fact that apparently Breakdown-
O: Iâm just saying, somebody look at Knockout and tell me that boy donât fuck. Iâm just saying! [laughs]
S: Well, the fact that Knockoutâs entire design philosophy was apparently, make him sexy.
O & S: [laugh]
C: [imitating TFP Starscream] âOh, youâre one of those.â
O & S: [laugh]
O: Starscream, you have no room to talk! [laughs]
C & S: [laugh]
O: NOOO room! [laughs]
S: Now I kinda wanna go get out the Prime artbook, but this is not the time! So letâs get to the- letâs get to the game.
C: Right, right.
O: Letâs get to me blowing things up!
[Owls selects Megatron and the game goes to a loading screen, before opening up with a text crawl narrated, yet again, by Steve Blum.
Narrator: Hungry for more power.]
O: [quietly] Oh, thank fuck. It was so loud guys, it was so loud, and now itâs not! [Referring to the sound issues in the last couple of chapters. ~O]
[Narrator: Megatron plans to corrupt the very core of Cybertron itself with Dark Energon. But to do so, he must first find the Omega Key. Which will unlock the gateway to the core.]
O: Nothing bad can happen with this plan!
S: [sighs] Oh, Megatron. He wants-
[Narrator: Megatron launches a full scale assault on Iacon, capital city of the Autobots where the key is protected by Zeta Prime--leader of the Autobots.]
O: This is a terrible idea! Why does he think this is a good idea!?
S: He really wants the Space Crack.
O: I- I guess, but- but did he need to give it to the planet!? [laughs]
S: He wants to infect the planet with Space Crack to get more Space Crack.
O: Ah, so he needs a Space Crack generating machine.
[An in-game cinematic starts with a drop ship hovering close to the ground in what appears to be the middle of a city. Megatron, Soundwave, and Breakdown jump off the ship onto the ground below, while Starscream drops out of the ship, and floats a little above the group in robot mode.
Megatron: Starscream - continue forward and meet Zeta Primeâs armies on the front line!
Starscream: Have no fear, Lord Megatron! Under my leadership, Decepticon victory is assured!]
O: Oh, shut up.
[Megatron: Do not fail me!
Starscream transforms and flies off into the sky.
Breakdown: Why arenât we joining the main battle, Megatron?
Megatron: While Starscream attacks Zeta Primeâs armies head on, we shall move behind enemy lines and obtain the Omega Key.
As Megatron talks, the camera view cuts back and forth between the three party members as well as the battle theyâve been dropped into. Around them Autobot and Decepticon forces are fighting each other.]
O: Because-
[Breakdown: The Omega what?]
O: -he basically, will be invisible.
[Soundwave: The Omega Key grants access to the Core of Cybertron.]
C: Omega say what?
O: Soundwave <3
[Megatron: Once I have access to the core, I will infuse it with Dark Energon and subject the entire planetâs energy supply to MY WILL!
New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
The camera swaps to the gameplay view. The party has been dropped off on a raised platform that has two sets of stairs leading down to ground level off to the right and left.
In front of them is a large reddish-brown building, surrounded by more reddish-brown structures on either side. Directly in front of the building there appears to be some kind of courtyard, that contains blueish energon flowing like water in two fountains, two artificial waterfalls on either side of the courtyard, as well as additional water features visible at the buildingâs entrance.
The front of the building resembles a face with two eyes and a mouth.]
C: Does that building have a face?
[Autobot: Decepticon intruders! Theyâre inside the city!
Megatron stops and looks up at the weird face on the building.]
O: You know, it might?
[Breakdown: Autobots attacking! Hey, wasnât Starscream supposed to keep these guys occupied?
The group is in the middle of a firefight, and Megatron is hit by a shot before running over to the edge of the raised platform the party is on and looking around. He shoots an Autobot at a sentry gun.]
O: Oh fuck, whoâs shooting at me bug- you bastards!
[Megatron: Even the Autobots arenât foolish enough to leave the Stellar Galleries undefended. Destroy them!]
O: That one exploded...
C: So Specs, now we get to act like uh, we're the masters of everything and we would never make any of the mistakes- [laughs]
O: [laughs] Yeah, yeah, you guys have fun over there. I'll just uh, you know- I'll put my metaphorical life on the line.
[Megatron continues to shoot at Autobots with his Fusion Cannon and attempts to avoid taking enemy fire.]
C: [laughs]
O: Or, you know, insert comment about, âI still have a Fusion Cannon here, thank you!â
S: Yeah, oh-
O: Fucking rocket fucker. [laughs]
[Megatron takes aim at an Autobot hiding behind a large energy shield. Periodically, the shield drops and the Autobot shots missiles, leaving them vulnerable for a few seconds.]
S: Oh. I like... I can't decide if the lighting is like, very warm or if that's supposed to be the metal color. One of those things- pieces of wall looks like a face, and itâs kind of-
O: [laughs] Thatâs what Chezni said too.
S: -fucking with me.
O: [laughs] The building is staring at you Specs! The building is staring at you, itâs a friendly building!
[Megatron jumps down off the platform and takes aim at some Autobots he couldnât see in his previous vantage point.]
S: NoooâŠ
O: I feel like Iâm in a- like, watch- now I feel like Iâm watching a childrenâs show where like, everything has faces. [laughs]
S: Yeah.
C: Your friends on the right exploded for like, no reason.
O: Will you stay still, you!?
[Several Autobots run up to the area where Megatron and some Decepticon grunts are. Megatron attempts to shoot them but misses multiple times before finally hitting them.]
S: Oh.
O: Megatron! We need more bullets, or you need to have better aim!
[Megatron is still firing on Autobots, but is running low on ammunition.]
S: Hm, so-
[Autobots continue to target Megatron.]
O: Oh my god, go away! Oh sorry, Specs.
S: This area actually looks like it would be really pretty... if it wasn't in the middle of a firefight.
O: Yeah!
C: I agree.
O: Yeah, it does. And, you know, we're actually outside in what passes as daylight on Cybertron? Which, uh, which we- we haven't gotten to see like this entire time, you know?
[Megatron turns around in a circle, looking up at the sky which is reddish orange in color.]
S: Yeah.
C: So, wait, is it normal for Cybertron to have water?
O: Uh... yeah-
S: Thatâs not water.
O: Itâs Energon.
C: Oh.
[The immediate Autobots defeated, the party moves forward towards the interior of the building, walking past all of the âwaterâ features.]
C: The Energon must flow.
O: Although, som- sometimes it has water? Sometimes it doesnât. Sometimes it has the Sea of Rust?
S: Sometimes it's got other things. I mean, it could be uh, like, some sort of metal with a very low melting point.
O: Yeah.
C: Gotcha.
O: Pick one?
[Megatron is able to fully replenish his Fusion Cannon ammo. Off to his left a weapon chest is visible, he walks over to it.]
O: Oh good, a gun. Sniper rifle?
[Megatron smashes the chest and receives a Scatter Blaster (Full-Auto).]
O: No? No? Oh, damn.
[Megatron walks over to the left, smashing another ammo chest and then walking around to an area with multiple artificial waterfalls.]
S: Just the fact that your method of opening certain things just involves beating the shit out of it with-
O: Why- why do you think Iâm like, âMegatron smash!â [laughs] Cuz it- it's very, very accurate, thank you.
S: Yeah.
[Seeing nothing else of value, Megatron turns around and transforms into vehicle mode, heading further into the interior of the building.]
O: Look, if Iâm playing as a hulking warlord, Iâm gonna have fun with it, okay?
[Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate Autobot energy signatures nearby.
Breakdown: Where? I donât see anything...
After heading up some stairs, Megatron exits into another smaller open air courtyard. In the middle stands a giant statue of some unknown Cybertronian. Soundwave and Breakdown follow behind Megatron, while three Decepticon grunts are waiting in front of the statue.]
O: I keep trying to shoot the Decepticons, because Iâm like, âPEOPLE ARE RUNNING AT ME!â
[Megatron: The Autobots are here, no doubt skulking in the shadows.]
O: Do you have any room to talk?
C: Ah, yes, the Autobots, known for their skulking.
O: Yes!
[The Decepticon grunts are all killed when some energy blasts come out of nowhere.
Decepticon Grunt: NOOO!
Megatron backs up and begins looking around the room.]
O: Oh god, even our guys sound stupid when they die.
S: Known for their deception.
C: [laughs]
[Breakdown: Theyâre all around us!]
S: Nevermind our uh, faction name.
[Megatron: Return fire! Destroy anything that moves!]
C: Right.
O: You are being deceived-
[Megatron is destroyed by energy blasts from the invisible enemies, and Owls is kicked out to the Mission Failed screen.]
O: -goddammit. [laughs]
C: [laughs]
S: Bye, Megatron.
O: I am deceiving myself, apparently!
[Owls selects, âRestart From Last Checkpoint,â and the game reloads at the doorway to the second courtyard.
New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
C: Just shaking off the rust!
O: Uh-huh. I- why- I wish it would have saved me picking shit up though.
[Megatron turns around and smashes the weapon chest behind him to pick up a Scatter Blaster.
Megatron: This shall be the downfall of countless Autobots!
He then runs over to an ammo chest and smashes it to refill his ammo.
Megatron: Argh!]
C: Alright, so they're here for the Omega Key, and they want the Omega Key because�
[Megatron enters the doorway, walking out into the same courtyard as before.
Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate Autobot energy signatures nearby.
Breakdown: Where? I donât see anything...]
O: They need the key to get to the center of the planet, so he can put is Space Crack into the planet.
[Megatron: The Autobots are here, no doubt skulking in the shadows.
The 3 Decepticon grunts are killed, a firefight ensues.]
S: I kind of want to say that the Omega Key is supposed to open the Omega Lock and it-
O: Well, itâs held by Omega Supreme, so youâre not wrong.
S: [sighs]
C: Omega Supreme.
S: They really like their Omega naming.
[The party moves forward and begins attacking the invisible enemies.
Breakdown: Theyâre all around us!
Megatron: Return fire! Destroy anything that moves!]
O: You know, the one that sounds like a burrito!
C: Yeah.
S: [laughs]
C: Sounds like the kind of thing youâd go to a fast food restaurant and order.
S: Except that um, having um, having that order means that you automatically want to murder all the Constructicons.
O: [laughs] Your rage at the Constructicons will be complete!
C: Yeah, so Iâd like an- a number 6? An Omega Supreme with a side ord- with a side of killing all the Destructicons.
O: Constructicons, but yes.
C: Constructicons, sorry.
O: What- sorry, with a side of uh, the rage at being betrayed by my Constructicon bros.
S: Yup.
C: So wait, are those the green and purple ones?
O: Yup.
S: Yes.
O: They make Devastator!
S: They are construction equipment.
[Megatron chases around a particularly troublesome enemy that keeps dodging his shoots.]
C: Why does Omega Supreme hate them?
O: Watch our podcast and find out! [laughs]
S: Yeah...
C: I edit your podcast!
O: We havenât gotten to that episode yet, thatâs why Iâm making that joke. [laughs]
C: Gotcha.
[The last enemy is taken out, Megatron grabs some additional ammo, and heads down some stairs to where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting.]
O: But yes, please Specs, feel free to enlighten him, I just had to rib him first. [laughs]
S: It involves um... crimes against architecture.
O: [laughs]
C: Great. [unintelligible]
O: [continues laughing] âCrimes against architecture,â huh?
S: Well, that's roughly what happens. Very roughly.
[The party exits into a circular area that is open to the sky. In the distance an Autobot drop ship crashes. Megatron throws a grenade into the center of the area.
Note: Owls did not mean to throw the grenade.
Breakdown: What are you trying to do!?]
C: Megatron keeps his troops on his toes. âDidn't expect me throw a grenade at your feet, did ya!?â
[Starscream (COM): Megatron -- the Dark Energon is proving every bit as formidable as you predicted! The Autobot armies crumble before it!]
O: [deep voice] On your toes, Breakdown! On your toes!
C: [laughs]
[The party heads through a doorway on their right, and onto a walkway. Megatron grabs a Scatter Blaster from a nearby weapon chest.
Megatron: Excellent, Starscream. Continue engaging them so that I can acquire the Omega Key.
Breakdown: Thereâs something off about that Starscream guy, Megatron. I donât trust him.]
C: So wait, that was um, those enemies you were fighting earlier were invisible werenât they?
O: Yup.
S: Yeah, they turned up in one of the previous areas.
[Megatron: Oh, I trust Starscream about as far as I can blast him⊠but he shows a rare cunning that I find intriguing.
The party continues up a ramp, once they reach level ground again, Megatron walks over to a gun that is lying on the ground. It is revealed to be a Null Ray (10x Scope) and he picks it up before continuing forward.]
O: THANK YOU!
[Soundwave: Be aware -- snipers at the entrance.
Megatron: Move forward and flank them! Let nothing stand in my way!
Megatron takes cover around the corner and shoots at the snipers with the Null Ray he just acquired.]
S: Though, I'm not sure what they are or what they do based off of in previous uh..
O: I donât know.
C: Theyâre all Smokescreens.
O: [laughs] Mirage.
S: Theyâre more likely be to be Mirage.
O: Are theyâre all Mirages?
[The party moves out into another large open area, with a big fountain in the middle and Megatron takes cover behind the fountain, still shooting Autobots.]
C: Mirage, sorry. I donât know why, I get Mirage and Smokescreen mixed up.
O: Well, I mean, they do similar things but in completely different ways?
S: Yeah.
O: Uh, Mirage keeps people from seeing him by turning invisible. Smokescreen keeps people from seeing things by generating smoke.
S: Yeah.
C: So ones really fancy, and the other one just pollutes the environment, got it.
S: [laughs] More or less.
O: Yeah! Yeah, you know what? I feel like- I-I, you know, I have the feeling Mirage would agree with that statement. Like, a lot. You would probably have made his day by describing it that way. [laughs]
[The last Autobots in the area are defeated. Megatron walks around the fountain passing another gun, before finding an ammo chest and smashing it.]
O: Smash~
[Megatron passes under a large arch directly in front of the fountain, passing by another ammo chest and smashing it.]
O: Why did I do that? That doesnât get me anything. I like to smash things, thatâs whatâs going on here.
C: Itâs addicting.
[The party continues forward, passing by two large water features and heading up some stairs.]
O: [quietly] Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash.
[Breakdown?: Letâs go, Decepticons!
The party turns a corner and comes across a bridge flanked by a multitude of statues. Autobot snipers are on some platform above the bridge, shooting down at the party.]
S: Breakdown looks so tiny compared to um, to Megatron.
C: Yeah.
[Megatron takes out three Autobots with the sniper rifle in rapid succession.]
C: Those guys didnât stand a chance.
S: You're very good at the sniper stuff.
O: Eh, itâs easier? [laughs] Cuz Iâm not in a firefight. I donât actually do that well when I uh-
[Autobot reinforcements come out of an entry way behind the platforms and jump down onto the bridge, firing on Megatron and the others.]
O: I wish this sho- thing in the sequel where you could swap arms- um, I donât very well in the middle of a fight, unfortunately.
[Megatron runs in front of the bridge so he can take cover on the other side and better aim at the enemy, and then takes out the remaining two Autobots.
Megatron: Decepticons cannot be stopped!]
C: Yup, Owls is our sniper.
O: So I just do this. And then, they threw the sniper into the game by herself. [laughs]
C: I'm the one who gets lost, and Specs is the one who runs up and cuts people.
A: [laugh]
O: Iâm gonna cut ya.
S: Well, you're not the only one who gets lost Chezni, I do too.
[Megatron grabs some ammo and then walks over to Breakdown and Soundwave, who are standing in front of a locked door.
Soundwave: Megatron, the gate to the Stellar Galleries is locked.
Megatron: I anticipated this. A powerful infusion of Dark Energon will bend the doors to my will!
Megatron uses Dark Energon and destroys the door, allowing them to walk in at their convenience.]
C: That is true. We both get lost.
S: Yeah, the problem I find is just that a lot of, um. Well, a lot of games have to reuse uh, environment assets enough that I have difficulty ident- identifying other areas. Cuz ia lot of it just looks the same to me.
[Upon entering the tunnel, Megatron smashes two nearby Autobots who had been injured by the Dark Energon blast.]
C: Yeah.
O: It all looks the fucking same!
S: Pretty much.
[Megatron briefly enters a room before turning around and exploring the adjacent hallways. He picks up some health from a health chest and returns to the room. There is a large rotating pillar in the center that has multiple sets of lasers at varying heights, and seven spaced out platforms surrounding the center pillar. Three of the platforms have some sort of batteries on them that the quest markers are indicating, 4 are smaller, circular and at a lower level than the ledge the party entered on. Blue energon is visible on the floor.
Autobot Security System: Initiating defense grid.
Soundwave: Megatron -- those batteries feed the security grid.
Megatron: Quickly! Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!
New Objective, âDisable the security system,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
O: [singing to the tune of the Star Wars theme] Space crack! Itâs some space crack! He wants to use some space crack for THINGS!
[Megatron dodges a laserbeam and jumps to the platform on his left, landing on the one right below it that a battery is on.]
C: Megatron- just used his force powers to open that door.
O: Yes.
C: But⊠why does he not just use his force powers to do everything now?
O: I- he kinda does use for it for a bunch of things?
[By the time Megatron gets to the battery it has already been infected with Dark Energon. Sentry guns pop out of the wall and fire on him and Breakdown.
Breakdown: We gotta turn of these lasers before we all get fried!]
C: Or was he just like, super charged when he first got it and now heâs coming off-
O: I mean, I think he was super charged uh, when he first got it, uh, for sure, but-
S: Yeah, and now heâs-
C: And now heâs just chasing after that.
[Megatron takes aim at the sentry guns around the room, trying to dodge the guns and laser with limited success.]
O: Yeah, heâs chasing after that high- what is shooting at me?
S: That sweet, sweet high.
C: I think youâre shooting yourself.
S: Also-
O: Maybe I am, but I didnât think I could do that the Fusion Cannon.
C: Oh.
[Breakdown: We gotta turn of these lasers before we all get fried!
Megatron jumps up on a higher platform, and attempts to jump to a higher platform with a battery on it, but aborts and lands back on the platform he jumped from when it doesnât look like he can make it.]
O: Ugh.
S: I don't know how you're supposed to turn off the lasers.
C: Violence.
O: I know there must be a way, I just donât remember how.
C: See, Specs, after watching all of um, you know, the- the footage that Iâve edited for the- vid- epi- videos that we were able to play together in. You are amazing good at finding-
[Soundwave: Scans indicate that the batteries power the security grid.
Megatron jumps back up on the platform he entered on and attempts to go around the pillar and jump on another platform but instead just walks off the edge, landing in the energon and dying instantly.]
O: Thatâs-! I- do- itâs- die! [annoyed gibberish noises]
[The Mission Failed screen displays, Owls selects âRestart From Last Checkpointâ, and the game loads at the doorway to the pillar room.
New Objective, Enter the Stellar Galleries, displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
C: [laughs] You are amazingly good at finding the button you need to push.
[Autobot Security System: Initiating defense grid.
New Objective, âDisable the security system,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
Soundwave: Megatron -- those batteries feed the security grid.
Megatron: Quickly! Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!]
O: Yeah, I'm actually suffering from that right now.
[Megatron jumps over to the battery platform on his left and plants a detpak on it.]
C: I think you- I think Specs nailed like 75% of anything we needed to interact with.
S: I don't know, it's a talent, I guess?
C: [laughs]
[Megatron jumps over to the battery platform across from the entrance and plants a detpak on it as well. He then turns around and bashes a health chest to get health before jumping to the last battery platform, but before he lands, Breakdown runs over and plants a Detpak on the battery and it explodes.]
S: Maybe you're supposed to shoot something? Maybe?
C: I think she just needed to go over and hit the computer.
[The lasers deactivate, and the middle pillar is now covered in Dark Energon and little bits of purple electricity are coming off it and the three battery packs.
Autobot Security System: Security measures deactivated.
Megatron: Soundwave. Damage report.
Soundwave: Scans show minimal damage.]
C: Looks like itâs off now.
O: Yup.
S: Oh, thatâs good.
C: So, thatâs good.
[New Objective, âFind the Omega Key,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
The blue energon on the floor has also disappeared- Megatron jumps down to the floor and the party leaves through a newly opened door.]
O: Yeah, I had to- I had to, you know, put my Space Crack all up in it. Thatâs what I had to do. Mmm-hm. Mmm-hm. Seems legit.
[The party walks down a hallway that opens up into a long room. Across the room a weapon chest is visible.]
O: And now I literally do not care about any other gun, because I have the two I want.
[Sentry guns on the walls to the left begin firing at the party, who fire back.
Megatron: Now...time for more strategic slaughter!]
C: How do you think Starscream would feel about him using his gun?
O: How do you think he got it?
S: He might find it hot?
O: [laughs] There we go, yeah.
C: [laughs]
[Two Autobots also begin firing on the party, who make quick work of them.]
S: Itâs like, obviously this is the hottest thing.
O: I mean the only thing hotter is him using Megatron, right?
S: Yeah.
O: [laughs]
[The Autobots destroyed, Megatron walks around the room, destroying weapon chests and picking up ammo.
Soundwave: Megatron, our data indicates that the Omega Key is located just beyond that door.
Megatron: Excellent! This venture has proven far less taxing than I had anticipated.]
C: Now that would be a fun part of a game, if in multiplayer Megatron could turn into a gun and other people could use him.
[Breakdown: Are you serious? Iâm feelinâ pretty taxed, myself.]
O: That would be weird butâŠ
S: That could be... kind of weird-
C: [laughs]
S: Actually, Iâm wondering what that sort ofâŠ
C: Well, I donât know itâs just-
S: Like, would other people have the ability to actually shoot you or would you still have control of the shooting?
C: No, I think- I think they would just move and you would shoot.
S: That could be interesting.
O: [laugh] That would be interesting.
S: Like, it might give you a powerup or something?
C: Yeah.
O: I will see that and raise you, imagine trying to have to control a combiner between three people.
C: That would be fun!
S: Oh god, five people.
O: Yeah, no-no-no, I know- I know but- but like, if you could- had to limit it or something so there were only 3 players.
C: Yeah.
O: Um, I just think it sounds funny.
[Megatron walks over to a large doorway where Breakdown and Soundwave are standing and destroys the door with Dark Energon. The party walks forward into a large room centered around a floating sphere (presumably a model of Cybertron), with smaller circular bodies orbiting it. To the left and right there are staircases that wind their way up the wall.
Soundwave: The Autobots maintain these rooms for tranquil contemplation.]
S: Honestly, it's reminds me of that game like um, QWOP, I think?
C: Yeah.
[Breakdown: Tranquil contemplation? What does that even mean?]
S: Basically where you have to control each of the limbs with uh, umâŠ
C: Q, W, O, P.
[Megatron: It means the Autobots laze about and whine over their own inadequacies. Ugh⊠what a waste of time and resources. Decepticons! Find the Omega Key!]
S: Yeah, or there's a similar game where you have to control a horse.
O: [snorts]
S: Or a unicorn and often it just flops.
C: Yeah, youâre lucky if you can do anything with it.
[Megatron jumps on a nearby platform and begins shooting some of the small spheres orbiting the model.]
O: Apparently Megaton is, in fact, petty enough to shoot these things.
C: Yeah, what- what- is that-
O: He's like, âThey're all wimps! They have a meditation room, how dare they have that!â
C: Ah!
[Megatron begins running up the staircase on his left.]
S: Oh, I was under the impression that they were like, ads.
C: He-
O: [laughs]
[Megatron jumps off the stairs and roams around the first floor of the room some more looking for any missed items. Not finding anything else, he looks up and continues shooting spheres as he walks back over to the stairs.]
C: âMegatron hates ads!â
S: Or at least thatâs what I was thinking.
O: [continues laughing]
C: âOil change at Sparkyâs? Iâll show you oil change!â
O: [continues laughing] Goddammit.
C: âThis is for interrupting my SpaceTube episode!â
O: âIt was from SPACE!â [laughs] I do love that idea, I love the idea of it being uh, of- those being like, pop up ads, thatâs way funnier.
[Megatron walks back up the stairs arriving on a platform with Breakdown and Soundwave. To the right is a console.
Megatron: Behold, Decepticons! The Omega Key!]
C: Yeah, Specs, thatâs amazing.
S: I mean, honestly- [laughs] You're welcome, it's just, Cybertron seems like the sort of place where you would have pop-up ads everywhere.
O: Yeah!
C: [laughs]
O: Also, apparently the Omega Key was just here, in this room.
C: What? In the room with all the space pop-ups?!
S: [laughs]
O: Yes.
C: They didnât even know theyâd come-
S: Well, but maybe theyâre representations of the moons? In which case, it looks like there's an awful lot of Cybertronian moons.
[Megatron walks over to the console and activates it. The reddish-orange forcefield around a small floating orb in front of the console drops, and the sphere opens, revealing nothing inside but the indent of where a key should be.
Breakdown: Wow. That is one empty container.]
O: [snorts] Thanks, Breakdown.
[A hologram of Zeta Prime appears above the empty key container. The camera pans around behind him as he points at Megatron.
Zeta Prime: Megatron, Iâm warning you right now. You are toying with forces beyond your understanding or control.]
O: What is it with Primes and their chins?
[Megatron: Ah, Zeta Prime. I see youâre still afraid to face me in person.]
C: I was thinking the same thing.
S: Maybe they based it off of, um, Animated? Cuz that was one chin-tastic animation.
[Zeta Prime: Ha! Predictable as ever, right down to the empty words. The Omega Key is under MY protection now, Megatron.]
O: Yeah, Animated is just chin-tastic all the way through, letâs be honest.
S: Yeah.
O: But Sentinel had like, the chinny- the most chin-tastic chin out of all of the chins. [laughs]
S: The chinniest chin chin chin.
C & O: [laugh]
[Megatron: That is hardly a deterrent. I will enjoy taking the Omega Key from your lifeless hands.]
O: Oh, you have it, so I just have to kill you to get it, cool. [laughs]
[A variety of Autobot enemies appear and a fight ensues.
New Objective, âDefeat Autobot ambushers,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
C: [laughs] âRight, wait- that's not what you're supposed to think!â
S: Oh no-
O: âYouâre supposed to be like, Oh no, that sounds difficult!â
S: And Megatron's just like, âOh, you're challenging me?â
O: â-BIIITCH!â
S: Congratulations! Youâre dead!
C: What a terrible case of me murdering you, you seem to have come down with.
O & S: [laugh]
[Megatron: [laughs] For glory!
Megatron is on the stairway, shooting the various Autobots with the Null Ray, and taking them down in rapid succession.]
O: Oh yes, please just- just stand there let me shoot you, that- that's my favorite thing, yes.
C: Man, Owls makes this look easy.
S: Yeah.
[To the left of the screen some Autobots begin to fire on Megatron who runs behind a pillar to continue shooting.]
O: Ah!
C: I remember these doggone flying guys in the first chapter and I had no idea what to do.
S: Yeah... Actually, now I'm wondering what like, Megatron's preferred scent would be or if Cybertronians even have like, fragrance preferences?
O: [deep voice] âAh, yes, the scent of motor oil-â
C: A couple of them reference their âolfactory sensorsâ so they must have some kind of scent.
O: Yeah, they- they clearly can smell but thatâs like- yeah, what scents do they like? I mean, like, humans seem to like flowers, or the smell of rain, what do Cybertronians like?
C: Crop rust!
S: I mean, honestly, would rust smell like the beach to them considering the Sea of Rust?
O: I- considering rust is usually seen as a bad thing, Iâm gonna say it wouldnât have the same connotations.
S: Mmm.
[Megatron shoots an Aerialbot, and the Aerialbot goes flying in a different direction than the momentum of the shot before exploding.]
O: Pfft, that was a weird direction to take that, but okay.
S: Yeah, I mean-
C: So, the Sea of Rust is actually like, a beach of rust?
[Megatron heads down the stairs to his left, before jumping off and landing on the bottom floor. He is low on ammo, completely out of Fusion Cannon shots, and has 11 Null Ray shots left.]
S: Maybe not? The problem is I'm not entirely sure if it's considered like a wasteland orâŠ
O: A destination, as it were.
S: Yeah.
C: [chuckles] Like a destination in your mind?
O: Well, I mean like, a vacation destination kind of thing.
C: Oh, oh.
S: Yeah.
O: I-I yeah, I really donât know-
[Soundwave: Autobots, incoming!
A door in front of Megatron explodes, revealing 2 of the large Autobots carrying machine guns from the first level.]
O: Oh fuck- NO. NO. YOU.
C: Wha-
O: YOU!
[Megatron takes cover behind a pillar and shoots at the Autobots.]
S: You need to reload.
C: Are those guys bad?
O: We died against them so many times in the first chapter!
C: Oh! Right, right, right.
[Megatron transforms and drives up the stairs in tank mode.
Megatron: I shall lead the way!]
O: That's great, but we're gonna do it from higher ground, buddy.
[Megatron goes up the stairs before transforming back to robot mode. He takes cover behind a pillar, shooting at the large Autobots down below, taking out one of them.]
S: I mean, maybe different metals have different scents?
O: Or minerals?
[Megatron runs out of ammo in his two guns. Transforming he goes back down the stairs and takes aim at the last remaining Autobot in while in vehicle mode. He shoots once, hitting an explosive barrel near the Autobot and killing him.]
S: Yeah, I don't know, maybe the Autobots would find more organic notes more interesting because they'd have- it would be exotic and they're more used to those. Whereas Decepticons might be- might prefer um, more metallic scents. I donât know.
C: I would say Tungsten would be-
S: [laughs]
[Megatron: Soundwave, trace Zeta Primeâs broadcast signal.
Soundwave: Commencing scan⊠Complete. Its origin is 12.7 cycles ahead.
Megatron runs over to the maintenance door Soundwave and Breakdown are standing by.]
O: Wow- wow, he wasn't even trying to hide himself if Soundwave could do it that quickly!
S: Yeah.
[Soundwave: Scans reveal poor structural integrity surrounding this maintenance access door.
Megatron: You heard him! Blast the wall!
New Objective, âProceed to the lower city,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
O: Smash it, you say? [laughs]
[Megatron smashes the door and runs through.]
S: Oh~
[Megatron walks over to an ammo chest and smashes it.]
O: Oh, thank fuck.
[Soundwave: Megatron -- the city subsystems provide a direct line to the broadcatâs origin.
The group enters a dark tunnel with a vaguely green tint. Up ahead, on the right, there is another maintenance door. This door is held in place by locks, which Megatron destroys before knocking the door down.]
C: Alright, alright, so, we're in greenlight mode now.
O: [quietly] There we go...
S: Yeah, and I don't much like it because⊠meh.
C: Megatron, meanwhile-
[The other side of the maintenance door reveals a large pillar with slowly blades spinning on multiple levels. The room goes down quite a ways, with several sets of blades below the party and blue energon below that.]
O: Oh, look! More things that want to kill us!
C: -demonstrates that he, uh, doesnât properly know how to open doors.
[Megatron: Descend here. And have a care -- one wrong step, and youâre scrap metal.
Megatron jumps off his current level, landing on the next set of blades below.]
O: Well, he was born in a mine, why would he use doors?
C: [laughs]
[Megatron jumps down another level, and waits as the blade slowly moves towards a maintenance door on the opposite wall.
Breakdown: Uh⊠not that Iâm arguing or anything, but -- why donât we just go back to the dropship and hitch a ride?
Megatron: This is the shortest distance to travel, Breakdown.]
O: [laughs]
S: Okay, who would design this like this?
C: [laughs]
S: Like, seriously, thatâs a door!
[Megatron shoots the maintenance door and jumps through, landing in another dimly lit hallway.]
C & O: [laugh]
O: It- maybe it was a maintenance door or something? I donât know. [laughs]
S: MaybeâŠ
[The party walks up a stairwell at the end of the hallway, which leads up to a closed door.]
C: Oh, the- the coffee room?
O: [laughs]
C: Itâs down- itâs down the pillar of evil fan death. Death fan.
O: [continues laughing] You can either take the stairs or you can brave the f- fans of death, but if you miss them you will die. How much do you want your coffee?
[The door opens and party continues through and up another set of stairs before running into an Autobot using a console on the wall. A fight ensues.
Autobot: Decepticon intruders! Theyâre inside the city!]
S: It's too exciting, Iâll do without coffee.
C: [laughs]
[Megatron: Into the tunnel, Decepticons. And try not to get crushed by the trains.
Megatron takes out the Autobot and the party walks out onto a platform inside of a much larger tunnel.]
S: Oh, trains? Is this their mass transit system?
[Breakdown: Youâre joking, right?
Megatron: Yes, Breakdown -- I am famous for my sparkling sense of humor. Now GET MOVING, before I dismantle you myself!]
O: [laughs] âIâm known for my sparkling sense of humor.â
S: Oh, itâs mass transit system timeâŠ
C: [laughs]
S: ...with mines.
[The large tunnel is indeed revealed to be some kind of mass transit system. In front of the party the tunnel descends deeper underground. A train running on the ceiling passes by overhead. Rolling spherical mines are scattered throughout the floor of the tunnel. Megatron transforms and begins heading down the tunnel. Soundwave and Breakdown manage to stay ahead of him.]
C: It's a pity Megatron is a tank, while everyone else is a travelling vehicle.
O: Right? Like, theyâre so much faster than me and I don't just think it's because theyâre computer AIâs.
[The party continues down the tunnel, which is also, for not explainable reason, littered with ramps.
Breakdown: Whoa! Watch out!
More trains pass overhead, the party enters a party of the tunnel with transparent walls. Other trains are seen running in the distance, along with a lot of exposed piping.]
S: I'm honestly sort of amused that Soundwave is faster.
O: I mean⊠it- he is a vehicle in this one.
[There are also a few sets of pillars with laser sensors running between them. Megatron jumps off a ramp and manages to hit one, causing some guns to pop out of the wall and shoot at him with missiles.]
S: I know, but considering that his most well known iterations arenât vehicles, it's just- I always just find it really funny.
C: Itâs like that scene in Beast Wars, âFor the Predacon Alliance!â
O: [laughs]
C: Turns into a tape deck.
O: Oh, Ravage, I love you.
[The party continues onwards, until their tunnel meets up with another one. Ahead of them a train moves across from right to left and two trains go past them on the ceiling. Megatron turns on the new tracks, following Breakdown and Soundwave who are still ahead of him.]
O: Oh dear, I remember this. I died.
C: [laughs]
[Megatron: Onward! Through that door!
A smaller tunnel branches off the main one to the left. Megatron transforms into robot mode and looks around, nearly getting hit by a train from behind before entering the dark tunnel.]
C: Thatâs some really good advice, don't get hit by a train.
O: Right? I'm like, Megatron did not listen to his own advice the first time I played through this level, I don't think! [laughs]
S: And we're back to the green.
O: Yeahhhhh, Cybertronâs a dark, dark place, Specs.
S: EhhhhâŠ
C: [laughs]
[Megatron heads left at a fork in the tunnel, and walks over and picks up some ammo.
Megatron: A brilliant addition to my efforts!]
O: Megatron, I- do you say that every time you pick up ammo? And like, I don't mean out loud. I mean to yourself. [laughs]
S: He very well could.
[To the right a doorway can be seen on other side of the room through a hole in the wall. Megatron heads back the way he came, heading down the right fork and smashing a weaponâs chest on his way.]
O: [quietly] I donât know why Iâm hitting this-
S: He likes to talk to himself.
O: He just likes to talk. [laughs]
C: [laughs]
[Megatron continues down the hallway, coming to door heâd seen through the wall.
Breakdown: Itâs no use, Megatron! The doorâs locked!
Megatron: A simple solution, then. Break the locks!
Megatron tries to shoot the door and hit it with his melee attack, but neither do anything. He attempts to aim at the red targets, but nothing happens and he heads back up the hallway to the hole the door was visible through before.]
O: Weâve got to go around.
C: I was gonna say, I was like, âWhat?â
S: You have to shoot through something?
O: Yeah, but I- I think I have to go over here and shoot something. Yeah.
C: Oh, of course you have to go to the other side of the door to open the locks on the door.
[Megatron shoots the locks through the hole, destroying them and the door.]
C: Why don't you just climb through there [the hole]?!
[Megatron: Blow open that door!]
O: [deep voice] âWe're not savages!â
S: I meanâŠ
O: [laughs]
[Megatron transforms and drives back over to the doorway, jumping down into the room below where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting.]
S: Weâve got to be polite, got to knock first and then we open- then we go through.
O: Megatronâs idea of knocking is two Fusion Cannon blasts, through the door! I mean, donât you know anything? [laughs]
[Megatron: Move to that exit! NOW!]
C: You do not want the third.
O & S: [laugh]
[Breakdown: Uh, Megatron...]
O: The third goes into your head.
[Soundwave: Autobot cloakers, present.
Megatron: Quickly! Infuse the batteries with Dark Energon!
Invisible enemies begin firing on the party.]
S: YeahâŠ
O: Seems legit.
[Quest icons appear over three consoles in the room. Megatron fires back at the Autobots firing at the party.]
S: Oh, I think- yeah, it looks like you need to umâŠ
C: Shoot everything!
O: Uh, when donât I?
C: [laughs]
[Megatron continues to shoot at enemies.]
S: I mean, did you activate the... thing [console]?
O: No, because I'm trying to kill the things that are shooting at me!
S: Good point.
[A cloaker uncloaks on top of a nearby platform. Megatron fires off several shots, missing, but the cloaker continues to stand out in the open.]
C: That guys really content to just stand there.
S: Yeah.
[Megatron finally kills the cloaker and then runs over to one of the indicated consoles, planting a detpak on it.]
C: We believe in you, Owls.
S: Yeah.
O: Thank you, Iâm not sure if I believe in me.
[A health chest is visible in the distance, across an area enemies are currently firing on.]
O: I want that health over there though! [laughs]
C: Classic shooter dilema.
[Megatron continues to fire, ducking in and out of cover. Soundwave walks over and begins healing him.]
O: Oh, Soundwave, you're a beautiful bastard!
S: He is earning his keep today.
[Megatron: Hurry! Destroy the batteries!]
O: Soundwave always earns his keep in my opinion. Soundwave could be having an off day, and heâd still be more useful than half the Cons.
S: Oh, yeah.
[The party takes out several enemies clustered around one of the consoles, before Megatron runs over and plants a Detpak on it.]
S: But in this iteration he doesn't have, um, offensive features, or combat features.
O: I know you meant âoff-fen-siveâ but my brain totally just heard he- heâs âo-ffen-siveâ somehow. As in like, bad.
[The last of the cloakers are destroyed.
Megatron: Excellent work, Soundwave. Now unlock the exit door.]
C: No, thatâs clearly uh, the Soundwave from Animated.
S: [laughs]
O: He was fine!
C: [laughs]
O: He was fine!
C: He had the most catchy, annoying theme-
O: Like, no, I didnât like him as much as other Soundwaves, but I liked him anyway.
[Megatron walks around the room, looking for any items and then heads over to the health chest and retrieves the health. He then walks over to a console and activates it, opening a door in front of the group.
Megatron: MOVE, Decepticons! Double-time!]
C: He was pretty funky fresh.
S: Yeah.
O: [laughs] Goddammit.
[Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and drives down a stairway, arriving at a platform in the same (or similar to) the large tunnel from before. He grabs some nearby ammo.
Breakdown: Hey Soundwave, you wanna race?
Soundwave: Negative.]
C: Alright, so Megatron-
S: So is it time for trains- sorry.
C: Oh no, go ahead.
S: Is it time for trains again?
C: It might be.
[Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and follows Soundwave and Breakdown into the descending tunnel. The features from the last tunnel go around are still present, there are spherical rolling mines, ramps, movement sensors, and trains passing over head.]
C: Oh, no just mines of death.
O: Ah, I mean those- those were there in the last go around too.
S: Yeah, more trains!
C: [laughs]
S: The Cybertronian um, transit system isâŠ
[Large flashing red warnings appear on the right and left just before a train passes in front of Megatron. He uses a ramp, jumping over the moving train.]
O: What does that mean? That doesnât-
C: Whose idea do you think it was to put all these ramps down here?
[Megatron: Donât get hit by the train, you fool!]
O: [snorts] Megatron! We are far more likely to get hit by a train than either of your subordinates because Iâm the one in the driv- the one behind the steering wheel!
[Megatron hits a mine before taking another ramp to avoid the next train.]
O: Um, obviously theyâre for maintenance bots, honey.
[The tunnel ahead ends abruptly with a crashed train in the center. The party diverts from the tracks to a smaller ramp on the right.
Megatron: There -- that station. From there we can infiltrate the lower levels of Iacon.]
O: Well, they're obviously for getting over those trains that are perpendicular to you.
C: [laughs]
[Breakdown: What -- thatâs it? I was kind of having fun. In a high speed, suicidal kind of way.]
C: They were probably like, âWell, we could dig safety maintenance tunnels, you know, to go under the trains,â and they were like, âNo, you fool! Ramps! Ramps are the way to go!â
O: RAMPS! [laughs]
[The party heads up some stairs, exiting to an open air area. Bridges, buildings, and various pipes all loom overhead. In front of them are two sets of train tracks.
Soundwave: Megatron --Omega Key detected. We should proceed through the logistics station.]
S: Theyâre much sexier.
[Megatron: Excellent! The Omega Key awaits!]
O: [laughs]
C: It'll be awesome! Weâll get all the- all the Cybertronian chicks, all two of them!
O & S: [laugh]
[A train passes in front of the party on the tracks nearest to them.
Soundwave: Megatron -- sensors indicate approaching Autobot energy signatures.
New Objective, âPass through the lower city,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
S: Get all the hot jets.
C: [laughs]
Megatron: Decepticons -- ready your weaponry for battle!]
O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the- the jets are the ones theyâre trying to uh, allure, my dear.
C: Oh, okay.
[A bunch of Autobots pop out of hiding and begin firing at the party, who fire back. More trains sporadically pass by on the two tracks.]
S: I wonder how many of the trains might actually be other transformers who are like, so done with the firefight in their workplace.
O: [laughs]
C: Thatâs a good point!
[The first wave of Autobots are destroyed and another group, this time with energon shields fall jump down from above.]
O: I mean, to be fair, we only know of like- the only time weâve every really seen train Transformers was uh, in uh-
C: Astrotrain?
[Megatron takes cover behind a box and begins sniping the Autobots. More trains cross by in front of him.]
O: Well-
S: Well, yes, there's Astrotrain and then there's the three of them from Car Robots in the original RID.
[Note: Transformers: Robots in Disguise, 2001, was called Transformers: Car Robots in Japan. We frequently use the Japanese name to get across what weâre saying quicker because in the US thereâs not less than three goddamn things using the title âRobots in Disguiseâ.]
O: Yeah, I mostly meant like, working train ro- like, robots that worked as trains.
C: Oh.
S: Which is-
O: Is what Iâm trying to get across there.
S: Which is the three from um, Car Robots.
O: Yeah.
S: Cuz they like, abandon- at least one of them abandons like, a group of passengers in a tunnel to go in fight ah, Decepticons or Predacons.
C: Oh wow.
S: You know, I kind of want to see what would happen if an Autobot who was shielded was just in there when a train comes through.
C: [laughs]
O: Right? [laughs]
C: Maybe weâll get lucky, I keep waiting for it.
O: And thatâs how I died, by being crushed!
[Megatron suddenly dies and the game briefly goes to the âMission Failedâ screen before the game loads back at the stairway leading up to the outdoor station.]
O: Oh! OkayâŠ
C: Whoa, what happened?
O: I don't know, somebody hit me.
[New Objective, âPass through the lower city,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
C: From our perspective uh, Iâd say it looked like you were winning.
S: Yeah.
O: [quietly] To a certain degree of winning. [normal volume] All right, come out, come out wherever you are, so I can shoot you.
[Megatron walks forward just enough to get the Autobots to come out of hiding before taking cover behind another box.]
S: Itâs train time. Unfortunately, you- we can't get in the trains. Oh.
[Megatron snipes enemies.
Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]
O: Uh-huh, uh-huh, thatâs nice, buddy.
C: [laughs]
S: His ego requires it.
[Megatron: Only fools stand against Megatron!]
O: Look, Iâm just saying, riding shotgun with this character just involves me being like, âUh-huh, uh-huh, thatâs nice.â
[The second wave of Autobots jump down after the first wave of Autobots are dispatched.]
C: Oh, you canât see [your] health when youâre in the zoomed in mode. [When using the sniper rifle scope.]
S: Yeah.
C: That might have been what confused us.
S: Maybe. Or maybe your character, maybe Megatron just ended up on the tracks?
O: I donât think so, I was back behind the box.
[The last of the second wave are destroyed, when a third wave of Autobots run down stairs on the other side of the station.]
O: Goddammit, how many of there are you!?
S: Uh⊠a lot?
O: A lot, yeah!
[Megatron continues sniping.]
C: A lot of Autobots were really unhappy with their life and wanted a quick death.
O: And Iâm providing it for them, got it. [laughs] Megatronâs providing a service.
[Megatron moves closer to the last Autobot killing him and clearing the room. The Autobot cries out rather loudly when heâs shot.]
O: [imitating the Autobot] Blaaargh! Blah, I say!
[Megatron walks around picking up ammo and other enemy drops before heading over the train tracks towards the other stairway.]
O: [sighs] Oh, jesus. Alright.
C: I remember being a kid and playing games and like, things like running across the railroad tracks always freaked me out.
O: Were you afraid of the trains squishing you?
C: I donât know why.
S: I mean⊠trains are dangerous.
[Megatron runs up the steps into a tunnel, and heads to his left. Ahead of him the wall explodes and a sparking cylindrical object is sticking out of a newly created hole.
Breakdown: Take cover!
Megatron: Steady yourself, coward. I marked this area for Dark Energon bombers.
Breakdown: Are you insane?!? I mean⊠yes, brilliant, Megatron!
The party heads to the left, an open area that is currently the grounds of a large firefight is visible in the distance.]
O: [laughs] That- that inflection was- was amazing. Thank you, thank you Knockout.
S: Breakdown?
O: Breakdown, yeah, sorry. I blame Chezni, he was talking about Knockout earlier!
C: Yup, itâs my fault.
O: ~Always!
[Megatron stops and snipes some of the visible enemies ahead, before the areaâs bombed with Dark Energon.]
O: I donât know why Iâm wasting my ammo when they're just going to get bombed with Dark Energon. Meagtron, should- should I ask how you got this much Dark- I- I know we- I know supplied you with Dark Energon, but you had- you had enough to make Energon- Dark Energon bombers? Really?!
[The party continues on, fallen Autobots litter the ground and the way forward is blocked by a pile of rubble.
Megatron: Perfect! Soon Iacon will be no more than a thick layer of rubble!
Breakdown: The wreckage is in our way, Megatron.]
S: I donât know, maybe it's-
[Soundwave: Megatron -- the debris scans as stable enough to support our weight.
Megatron jumps on the debris before jumping up into another tunnel.]
S: Maybe it turns into exponential growth at some point? That would make it easierâŠ
O: Nah, he just wants an easy supply of Space Crack. Definitely that.
S: Yeah...
[Breakdown: Hey! Thereâs Autobots unloading off the train!
Megatron: Leave no Autobot alive!
The party exits into another large room. They are standing on a platform, below there are some stopped trains and several Autobots. The party begins firing on them.
Megatron: Fall before Megatron!]
O: I donât know why you felt the need to say that Megs, we never leave any Autobots alive.
[Breakdown: Okay, what needs doing?]
S: He just wants to you-
C: He wonât let us-
S: [laughs] Sorry.
C: Oh no, I just gonna say, you won't let us open the doors until we kill them all.
S: YeahâŠ
O: For some reason! (Soundwave being incredibly petty.)
[Megatron attempts to shoot a distant Autobot, but the Autobot isnât getting hit despite Megatron being on target. The camera pulls out as he reloads, and itâs apparent the shots have clipped into a nearby wall instead. He backs up and shoots the Autobot, finally destroying them.
O: I was like, âWhy isnât that working?
[Megatron: Blast those Aerialbots!
Aerialbots fly in from above.]
O: Oh, goody.
C: Yeah, the odd clipping on the box.
S: Itâs the Aerialbots again. I don't think they're a combiner in this one or maybe not, maybe they are, I don't know.
O: No, these are- that's just what they call any flying Autobots Iâve noticed.
S: Oh, thatâs...
O: I know, not confusing at all, butâŠ
S: Yeah, not a fan.
[The Aerialbots fly over the party dropping bombs as the party attempts to fire back.]
C: So wait, what did they call them in this one?
O: Well, they're just called Aerialbots because they can fly.
[The last Autobot is destroyed, and the party jumps down from their platform.
Soundwave: Megatron -- I have detected the Omega Key. It lies beyond the train tunnel.
Megatron: Move out, Decepticons!
Megatron smashes some item chests, grabbing a nearby shield.]
S: It's just a generic term for flying Autobot instead of what it was in the cart- the G1 cartoon was- well, and in the comics- they were a combiner team who combined into uh⊠well.
O: Superion?
S: Yep.
C: Oh, and they were specifically called the Aerialbots?
O: Yeah.
S: Yes.
C: Gotcha.
S: Because they were planes.
O: And because so few of the- the Autobots really flew too, that was kind of distinct.
S: Yup.
[Megatron runs up some ramps and does some light platforming to reach Soundwave and Breakdown who are standing off to the left of some train tracks. He then transforms and follows the tracks into a tunnel. Ahead of him several red notices pop up in an alien text and he drives into a little area off the tracks to his left, returning to bot mode. A train passes by on the tracks.
Megatron: Stay on the tracks -- if you want to get smashed to pieces!]
O: I feel like heâs having way to much fun with thatâŠ
S: I think he is too.
[Megatron transforms back into tank mode and drives up to another small area off the main tracks, this time on the right side of the tunnel. He transforms back to bot mode.
Soundwave: Scans reveal poor structural integrity surrounding this maintenance access door.
Megatron smashes the maintenance door in the floor with his mace and falls to the floor below when it breaks.
New Objective, âApproach the Iacon Vaults,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
(COM) Brawl: Starscream! This is Brawl! Weâre pinned down outside Zeta Primeâs vaults! We need air support!]
O: Hey, thereâs Brawl!
[Megatron: Excellent! Brawl is already near the Omega Key!
Megatron walks forward and activate a console that is directly in front of him that opens a door on his right. The party heads out the door and up some stairs, when they near the top something smashes through the ceiling in the room ahead, followed by an explosion.]
O: Yeah, that looks healthy.
C: Now theyâre going to have to patch the roof.
O: I mean, Megatron I think, just wants to you know, start from ground zero I-I don't think- I donât think- I think he just wants to redecorate by rebuilding, to be honest.
C: Big skylight.
S: Yeah.
[The party runs reaches the top, taking a left up a smaller flight of stairs, and Megatron shots an Autobot ahead that has his back to them. The party then runs over to a large window. There is a firefight going on outside, and the party fires on the Autobots.
Megatron: Autobots fall so easily!]
S: He takes a decidedly ballistic approach to redecoration.
O: [laughs] Yes!
C: That's well phrased.
O: Megatron doesnât know the meaning of redecorating, heâs just going to renovate.
S: Yup.
[The party follows the walkway to their left, taking out another Autobot.
Breakdown: Look! Theyâve got Brawl outnumbered down there!]
C: What on Earth�
[In an in-game cinematic it cuts to the floor of the area outside the windows from where the party is. Six Autobots all pile on top of an enemy, before revealing they were attacking Brawl as he throws them all off at once.]
C: âThey're eating him! Then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOD!â
A: [laugh]
O: I think thatâs Brawl just doinâ- doinâ his thing- doinâ his thing down there.
S: Yeah.
C: Right, right, got it.
[The continue to follow the walkway, leading more into the interior of whatever building/structure they are in and run into one of the large Autobots with shields.]
C: That guy's got a big shield because he's just saying, âPlease shoot me in the back!â
O: Right? Not, you know, âI'm gonna put some extra shielding on my back!,â itâs gotta all be on the front.
[The Autobot is primarily focused on Soundwave as Megatron is going back and forth attempting to shoot the Autobot in his weak point on his back.]
O: Will you explode already?
C: He's trying.
[Megatron gets a few more shoots into the Autobot who finally explodes.]
O: [laughs] Well, tell him to try faster!
S: [laughs] Try harder to explode.
[Continuing ahead the party encounters two Autobots with the glowy barriers that are taken out relatively quickly.]
O: [nasally voice] Tell them to explode faster, Chezni!
C: All right, but I don't think heâll listen.
O: [laughs] Does anyone ever listen in this [game]?
[Megatron grabs some ammo, and heads towards the next room. A wall explodes in front of the party and a glowy barrier Autobot on the other side begins throwing grenades at them.]
C: Umm... Soundwave- er, not Soundwave, Starscream.
S: [snickers]
O: I donât think Starscream listens either.
C: He uh, did in that first episode with- when he had his tail between his legs.
[Another glowy Autobot joins the first and Megatron backs up swapping to his Null Ray and taking one of them out.
Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]
C: âWhat's that, Lord Megatron?â âYes, of course, Lord Megatron!â
O: [laughs]
C: âLet me go off and get you that Dark Energon right no- right away, Lord Megatron!â
S: He was very intent on that booty call.
[The other Autobot is shortly dispatched and the party continues ahead. They come out to a room with a large hole in the wall ahead of them. An Autobot is standing on the edge with his back to them, but is quickly dispatched.]
O: Yeah, he was- he was turned on, also who the fuck is banging out there!?
C: Itâs Cream, er, our cat.
O: I- I thought it was coming from the wall!
C: No.
O: Either that or weâve got multiple banging going on here, but Cream is very insistent to be out here. [laughs]
[The party takes up the position vacated by the Autobot and Megatron begins sniping all the visible Autobots.]
O: Cream is not out here, cuz otherwise you would be hearing her over the mic giving me headbutts.
S: [laughs]
[Breakdown: Snipers! Across the street!]
O: This isnât an exaggeration, she just does that. And I love it- it's adorable just not when I'm on a headset, like when I'm at work!
[Megatron: None can resist us!
The snipers across the street are hastily dealt with and Megatron runs over to the edge of the platform he and Soundwave are still on.]
O: Is that it? You guys were making a big deal about snipers, is that all the snipers there were?
C: âOh no, thereâs snipers!â
O: Oh no?
S: Well, I mean thereâs still s- that dude.
[Megatron looks down and snipes the one lone Autobot visible below.]
C: [laughs]
[He shoots another Autobot.]
O: Itâs like shooting fish in a barrel, literally! [laughs]
S: You're in a very good spot for that.
[Soundwave: Megatron -- the area is now clear.
Megatron: Let us speak with Brawl, then. I want to hear how my war is going.]
O: [snorts] Pharsing? [laughs] Okay.
[Megatron jumps down and checks the nearby nooks and crannies for items, picking up a shield in the process.
(COM) Brawl: Waiting for your orders, Megatron...]
O: Hey Brawl, howâs the explosions?
[Megatron runs over to a Decepticon standing on a platform in the middle the area.]
O: Are you Brawl? No youâre not. Where is Brawl?
[Megatron turns to his left and heads towards where the quest marker is indicating.]
O: Probably where the blue arrow is indicating, huh? [laughs]
C: âI am generic cep- Decepticon 75.â
O: [coughs and then laughs] âI am honored you thought I was Brawl, however!â
[Megatron smashes an ammo chest and walks over to the stairs Brawl is standing on.
Brawl: Lord Megatron!
Megatron: Report, Brawl.
Brawl: The Autobots are dug in and our precious air commander wonât provide support!]
O: [snorts]
[Megatron: Enough excuses! Where is Zeta Prime?]
O: [laughs] Color me surprised! Shocked even!
[Brawl: Heâs just beyond those doors, Lord Megatron!
Megatron: Witness the power of Dark Energon!
Megatron walks over to some large stairs on his left and uses Dark Energon when prompted.]
C: So, is it only through the power of Dark Energon that they've been able to just do all this and kind of⊠hack Cybertron?
O: I think? Maybe?
[Nothing happens.
Megatron: Impossible!
A large hologram of Zeta Prime materializes in front of the door.
Zeta Prime: It will take more than a speck of Dark Energon to breach the armor of our Vaults.]
C: OHHHHHH!
O: [laughs]
[Zeta Prime: Surrender now, Megatron and I will consider sparing your life.]
C: OHHHHHH!
[Megatron: You dare threaten me!?! ME?!?
Megatron shoots at hologram, ineffectively.]
C & O: [laugh]
[Zeta Prime: So be it, Megatron. I leave you to your own⊠futility.]
S: You know, his helmet is surprisingly Galvatron shaped.
O: Yeah, the irony is kinda funny.
[Breakdown: Oh great -- here we goâŠ]
O: Alright.
[Megatron: [yelling] Brawl, call in the Dark Energon bombers!]
C: Oh, Megatronâs mad.
O: PISSED.
[Brawl: But Megatron, thereâs too much firepower -
Megatron:Â DO AS I HAVE ORDERED, BRAWL!
Brawl: Yes, Megatron. Bombers, target these coordinates! Everyone else -- CLEAR THE STREET!]
O: âYes, Lord Megatron. Right away, Lord Megatron. Please don't take off my head, Lord Megatron.â
[Megatron transforms and drives into an area where the Decepticons are sheltering from the bombers, he passes by several Decepticon grunts as he heads towards some stairs.
Sensible Decepticon: Look! Itâs Megatron!
Decepticon With A Death Wish: About time. Whyâd he show up so late?
Sensible Decepticon: Shut UP! You trying to get us both killed?]
C: I assume the guy on the projector was Omega Supreme?
O: No, no-no-no-no. That was-
S: Sentinel Prime?
O: -Sentinel Prime.
[Note: Despite his name literally being on the screen less then a minute ago, weâre both wrong, itâs Zeta Prime.]
C: I see.
[In-game cinematic: Two Decepticon bombers drop into frame flying over the area the party just vacated.
Brawl: Bombers inbound!]
O: Omega Supreme is HUGE. Like, he is, I think, the final boss for the Decepticon campaign, and heâs HUGE.
C: Oh! Heâs the one that turns into the- the base.
O & S: Yeah.
C: Okay, Iâm sorry.
[The bombers are quickly shoot by anti-aircraft guns and go down, crashing into buildings. The camera returns to Megatron. One of the downed ships is burning right in front of him.
Breakdown: Well, THAT was a complete disaster.]
Megatron: Silence! Obviously our bombers are incompetent!]
O: [laughs]
S: Yeah, I think in the Autobot campaign it's Trypticon, that's the final boss, maybe?
O: Yeah, yeah, itâs Trypticon.
[Brawl: Lord Megatron -- if I may make a suggestions? Disabling the anti-aircraft guns would open the way for our air support...
Megatron: An excellent though, Brawl. Carry it out.
New Objective, âDisable the anti-aircraft guns,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
C: Wait. They called for air support and the plane flew into the wall?
[Megatron heads to his left, stopping on the edge of a drop off. The Autobots and Decepticons are in a fire fight.
Brawl: Decepticons! Take those guns!]
O: Ehh, the- the anti-aircraft guns took it out.
C: Oh.
O: So theyâre like, âTake out those guns and thatâll help!â and youâre like, âNo shit!â
[Megatron begins sniping Autobots who are on another ridge across from the platform heâs standing on.
Megatron: We got another one!]
C: Wait⊠are the machines flying other non-transforming machine?
O: Yes.
S: Uh, probably. Itâs also-
C: Is that normal?
O: Yes.
S: Yeah⊠It's also entirely possible that they could be uh, flying Transformers that are actually transformed, or dead.
C: Yikes.
O: Well... I mean thatâs kind of what they do with Trypticon later, itâs not that weird, unfortunately.
[Megatron moves closer to the Autobot occupied area.]
C: Yeah.
S: I mean, itâs what they did in More Than Meets the Eye after uhâŠ
O: Oh, yeah!
S: Yeah, the- the Necrobotâs base.
O: They're like, âOh shit, we have no ship to get off we're just gonna take this Decepticon, mass shift him and fly his dead corpse off planet.â [laughs]
C: [laughs]
S: Yeah.
O: Like, I'm not even paraphrasing or exaggerating-
S: Thatâs pretty much justâŠ
O: Pretty much, yeah.
S: Pretty much what they did.
[Megatron pauses and looks behind him at the firefight before entering a doorway on his left and following a path upwards towards where the anti-aircraft gun are located.]
C: Megatronâs like, âEhhh, you guys got that.â
[Megatron enters a room that has two large windows on the left side. Two Decepticons grunts are firing back at Autobots inside.
Breakdown: Turrets! Theyâre gonna chop us to pieces!
Megatron: No one turns back! Destroy those guns by ANY means necessary!]
O: Or take them, maybe?
[Brawl: You heard Lord Megatron! Decepticons -- lay down cover fire while we take that building!
Megatron takes cover behind the pillars next to the windows and door and snipes various Autobots, some snipers, and some stationed at turrets.]
C: Ultra Magnus. That's who I was thinking uh, Omega Supreme was for some reason.
O: [laughs]
S: Oh...
O: Wow, that was wildly inaccurate!
S: Yeah.
[Megatron continues sniping Autobots, butsome turrets he already cleared out are being manned by Autobots againâŠ]
C: Right? I think it's cuz they're both- they're both- both of their names are like two words?
S: Yeah. I can see that.
[Megatron attempts to back up but is blocked by a Decepticon that is ducking behind him.]
O: [deep voice] âMove, Decepticon!â
C: Right? [laughs] âNo! Iâm safe here!â
O: [deep voice] âYouâre not safe behind me if I decide to shoot you!â
[Megatron: This fate awaits all who oppose me!
Megatron continues to snipe. The Autobots keep spawning in and taking control of the turrets. The nearest turret turns towards Megatron and shoots at him, missing.]
O: Oh my god, why!? Why do you keep spawning? Just stop already!
C: Yeah, the real question is why they're like, âHmm, well we were shooting down this hallway at the people coming at us maybe if I do it, Iâll fare better than the guy who died last time?
O: Right!?
C: That one at least tried to point the gun at you.
[Megatron shoots at an Autobot but instead of moving in the direction of the gunshotâs momentum he flies backwards out of Megatronâs scope at high speed and hits a large cylindrical object, then slides down and explodes.]
O: [laughs] I love physics! Like, the physics in this is so weird! He just went flying backwards. [laughs]
C: But yeah, they're like, âHmm, someone from the side is shooting us. Oh well, Iâll just run and grab this gun!â
[After sniping a few more Autobots Megatron runs out of the room and up stairs to his right. An Autobot sitting in a turret on one of the stairway landings leaves his turret and tries to attack the party, but gets a Fusion Cannon to the face.]
O: I think Iâm supposed to be going up there without uh, killing all of them.
[Autobot: Weâve got to protect the anti-air guns!
Brawl: Now! Hit the Autobots while theyâre distracted!
The party continues upwards and into a dimly lit corridor before ascending more stairs. They pass by a glitching Zeta Prime hologram.]
O: Like, maybe- maybe I'm supposed to be moving, but I- I like my idea better. They just keep coming because theyâre idiots.
[Megatron reaches a console and activates it, opening a door to his right that leads back outside. Seeing a health chest he runs over and smashes it, despite still having a shield left.]
O: I donât know why I hit that, I donât need that either.
[There is a console to Megatronâs right, as well as a nearby Autobot who has his back to him. Megatron runs over to the console, but no UI displays as he runs around the console.]
C: These are not working computer.
[Megatron runs over to the oblivious Autobot and smashes him with his melee attack.]
C: [laughs]
[Megatron: There! The gun controls!]
O: [laughs] Yes! I know! I was trying to hit them, Megs!
[Megatron returns to the console, having to wait for his dialogue to complete before finally being given the option to interact with the console and planting a detpak on it.]
C: You had to smash that guy over the head first.
O: Ey- ust Megatron really wanted to smash that guy over the head.
[The detpak explodes, and the console swaps over from Autobot red to Decepticon purple, complete with Decepticon insignia on itâs screen. Dark Energon begins forming on the nearby anti-aircraft gun. Megatron turns back to the console, which is now also being consumed by Dark Energon crystals.]
O: Okay, so now we've got Dark Energon infecting the aircraft guns⊠and everything else to be honest.
[Breakdown: Niiiice! Takes one gun to blow up the other!
Soundwave: Megatron -- the controls are overloading.
Purple electricity begins coming off the console, and Dark Energon begins taking over a nearby wall.]
O: The Dark Energonâs too much!
[Megatron: Move, Decepticons!
Megatron jumps off the platform to the ground below, transforming in midair and driving little ways before returning to bot mode and looking back up at the anti-aircraft gun. The console explodes.]
S: Oh, and this is very hectic.
[Breakdown: That almost punched our tickets! I thought Dark Energon was on our side?]
O: [snorts]
[Megatron: Brawl -- call in the bombers.
Dark Energon still covers the anti-aircraft guns and surface near it but doesnât appear to moving out any further.]
O: [laughs] Megatronâs like, âMoving on.â
C: Right-
[Megatron wanders around the nearby area while Brawl coms Starscream.
Brawl: Transmitting the coordinatesâŠ
Starscream (COM): Brawl, this is Starscream! Your request is denied. I wonât have you wasting more of my ships!]
O: Oh god...
S: Dark Energon does not give a shit.
O: Neither does Megatron in about 3 seconds!
S: Pretty much.
[Megatron: I see. When did they become YOUR ships, Starscream?]
S: Mmmmmm!
[Starscream (COM): Oh -- Lord Megatron! I didnât realize YOU were there!]
O: [laughs] I mean, âYes!â
[Starscream (COM): Air support request approved -- but it will be a few cycles before the bombers can reach you. Iâm afraid youâll just have to be patient.
Brawl: Weâve got Autobot reinforcements headed our way!]
C: When did Starscream grow a spine!?
O: Right!?!
S: Apparently, when the booty call turned out to be unsatisfying.
[Megatron: I shall make you pay for this, Starscream. Decepticons -- hold your positions until the bombers arrive!
Megatron takes control of a nearby turret and begins shooting at the Autobot reinforcements below.
New Objective, âDefend the anti-aircraft guns,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
O: Yeah, are we assuming that already happened and he was not satisfied with how that went? I mean...
S: Either that or he's pissed off that Megatron did not notice him.
O: [laughs] He didnât comment on how pretty and shiny he was the last time they met.
[Brawl: Snipers on the bridge, Megatron!
Megatron aims the turret upwards and targets the Autobots that appeared on the bridge. After they are destroyed he resumes shooting at Autobots on the ground who have decided to court death and are aiming directly at him.]
O: Hey, Chezni, you still there?
C: Oh, yeah.
O: Okay.
C: Sorry, uh, I think I was talking earlier wasn't I?
S: Maybe?
O: Uh, maybe Iâm not paying enough attention.
[All the Autobots are destroyed.
Breakdown: Thatâs it?!? We beat âem?
Brawl: No, no, no⊠thereâs NO way the Autobots would give up that easily.]
C: I might have been cutting out through Discord, Iâm not sure.
[Megatron: Agreed, Brawl. Everyone hold fast and stay alert.
Breakdown: On the roof over there! More Autobots!]
O: Strangely quiet as those lasers are being fired over there.
[Megatron attempts to turn to the Autobots who have spawned in on his left, but is restricted by the turret heâs on which doesnât turn far enough. Megatron hops out of the turret and begins sniping the enemy Autobots.
Decepticon: Autobot ground vehicle approaching!]
Megatron: We got another one!]
C: I was just so mesmerized by watching the machine gun fire.
O: [laughs]
C: It was addicting to watch.
O: Cuz machine guns make you happy.
C: Yes!
[Brawl: Theyâre firing from the windows!
Megatron continues firing at Autobots, periodically more drop down from the roof onto the balcony area the rest are shooting from.]
C: It's actually quite satisfying every time to see uh, Owls zoom in and just shoot things.
O: Well, Iâm glad your entertained!
[One of the large Autobots with a machine gun walks out and Megatron begins shooting it. Unfortunately, it does not die in one hit so Megatron continues to shoot it.]
O: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C: That one's less satisfying! It's not dying.
O: Ah what-
C: Make it die!
O: [laughs] âMake it die!â
[The large Autobot is vanquished! Megatron swaps to his Fusion Cannon and begins shooting the other nearby Autobots.]
O: This is why I like the things- I- I like the- the weapons that kill them in one hit, ya know?
C: Yeah.
[Breakdown: The Autobots just keep coming!]
C: Specs, what's your uh, favorite weapon of choice?
[Brawl: Jets attacking from above!
Megatron picks up the turret gun dropped by the large Autobot and turns to his right, targeting a group of Aerialbots.]
S: I... don't think I actually have a preference for any of the weapons, because I'm not good with sniper rifles⊠Um, I mostly just a spray-and-pray sort ofâŠ
O: So, machine guns?
S: Yeah.
C: Yeah, I'm hearing machine guns.
[Megatron continues his machine gun Aerialbot rampage.
Megatron: All shall fall before Megatron!]
C: Actually, I think that lines up as well uh, with uh, previous levels that you played. I remember see you get uh...
[Breakdown: Blast those Autobot junk-heaps on the bridge!
The pilfered turret runs out of ammo and Megatron swaps back to his Fusion Cannon.]
S: Yeah, I think I mostly had machine guns. Either that or- well, uh, playing with the mealy weapons- or melee.
C: [laughs] I like to stab!
O: [snorts]
S: Yes.
[Megatron runs over to another mounted turret and takes aim at more Aerialbots.]
O: [laughs] Iâm a talking car!
S: [laughs] Well, when I remember to transform.
C: Yeah! As funny as it sounds in a Transformers game.
O: [laughs] You kinda forget you can do it.
S: Yeah.
[Two large turret carrying Autobots appear on the distant bridge. Megatron shoots them but they persist in living.]
O: Oh my god, will you die already!?
C: Megatron is-
S: I wonder if you can shoot the screen?
C: The screen?
S: Cuz there's a screen that's occasionally-
[Megatron turns to his left where a glitching screen is visible, he shoots it but nothing happens.]
O: Oh.
C: Oh! [laughs]
O: I was like, no, you canât have it [the gun] face the camera, was the way I was interpreting that in my head.
S: [laughs]
C: Makes me want to-
[One of the two large Autobots finally goes down.]
O: FINALLY! Jesus!
C: Make sure that the canon of uh, the- the plot of um, Megatron vs all Cybertronian ads continue.
O & S: [laugh]
O: I mean⊠I would be into that-
[Breakdown: Weâre gonna get slaughtered!
Megatron: Stop your whining, Breakdown, or Iâll stop it for you.
Brawl: Theyâre coming from all directions!]
O: -would be funny to me. The real reason um, the real reason Megatron fucking lost it is because he was tired of ads.
[Megatron rips the turret off and begins shooting at snipers that have spawned on the bridge.
Breakdown: Megatron, theyâre everywhere! What do we do??]
C: Right.
[Megatron: WE HOLD THEM OFF. The bombers will clear the street when they arrive! Rely on that!]
C: âMy fellow Decepticons, do you realize that every day you are assaulted by 20,000 different advertisements? Whereâs the decency!?â
O: [laughs] âBut theyâre all from two ad agencies on the entire planet!â
[Megatron: [laughs manically] ]
S: Oh gosh, that's just making you wonder if someone's done an ad agency AU, where they're basically competing ad agencies instead of competing factions?
[Megatron continues targeting all the large number of Autobots that are now spawning in multiple locations, until runs out of ammo in the turret. He drops the turret.]
O: Fuck that was-
C: Right, Megatron is just busting up the monopoly.
[Breakdown: Thatâs -- thatâs the WHOLE AUTOBOT ARMY! Weâll never--
Brawl: BOMBING RUN WILL COMMENCE IN FIVE⊠FOUR⊠THREE⊠TWO⊠ONE!
Megatron runs over to another turret but is taken down by Autobot fire.]
O: Crap!
[The Mission Failed screen appeared and Owls selects, âRestart from checkpoint.â]
O: OH MY GOD! I have to do that again! [laughs] I apparently got right to the end but I died.
[The level reloads at the point where all the Aerialbots had started spawning in.
New Objective, âDefend the anti-aircraft guns,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
S: Oh, no!
C: Maybe it saved?
[Breakdown: The Autobots just keep coming!
Brawl: Jets attacking from above!]
O: Well, Iâm hoping that I donât have to do all of them again, maybe?
C: Yeah.
S: No, youâre probably going to have to do- kill all of them, again.
[Megatron takes a turret, and begins shooting Aerialbots. This one is revealed to not be a machine gun, but something much more akin to his Fusion Cannon blasts.]
O: This is not a machine gun turret. I did not know these existed!
C: That looks like a fusion gun- cannon turret, thing.
S: Maybe? Yeah, thatâs-
O: I mean, Iâm okay with this, to be honest. I prefer being- not having to shoot things a billion times.
[Megatron shoots one of the Aerialbots which causes and explosion that takes out two additional nearby Autobots.]
O: And that's very satisfying.
C: Satisfying to watch! I hate using things like this.
O: Well, thatâs why you give me all the bigger guns, dear.
C: That is true.
[Breakdown: Blast those Autobot junk-heaps on the bridge!
Two large turret wielding Autobots appear on the bridge, Megatron begins shooting at one of them, while periodically swapping back to take out groups of Aerialbots.]
O: I have better aim than you anyway.
C: Aim!?! What's that?
O: I know.
C: Food?
O: [laughs] Youâre like, machine gun, shot gun, what aim? There is no aim, there is only shoot!
[Megatron targets one of the turret Autobots but keeps missing because the Autobot is moving.]
C: Although, you need to aim where they're going to be and not where they are.
O: I KNOOOOW.
C: [laughs]
[One turret Autobot goes down. Megatron takes aim at the other.]
C: At least killing those guys is easier with this thing.
O: Oh, thank you god!
[The second turret Autobot is defeated. Megatron begins taking damage as shoots hit him from below.]
S: Like, this is going a lot faster than the other one did.
O: Who is shooting at me? You are shooting at me.
[Megatron destroys the one lone Autobot on the ground.]
S: Theyâre from the ground, yeah.
C: A tiny boy.
O: A tiny boy is shooting me. A tiny boy must die.
C: Tiny, dead boy.
O: Tiny, dead boy.
[Breakdown: Iâm the fastest thing on four wheels!]
C: [laughs] No one's arguing that point but is that really necessary to bring up right now?
S: Well, I feel like-
[An Autobot gets on the platform with the party and begins shooting. Megatron canât maneuver the turret to hit him and tries to exit, but instead rips it off.]
O: Argh! I keep hitting the wrong button.
S: He's channeling Dragstrip.
[Breakdown: Weâre gonna get slaughtered!
Megatron: Stop your whining, Breakdown, or Iâll stop it for you.]
C: Wait! He goes from, âIâm the fastest thing on two [four] wheels!â to, âWeâre gonna get slaughtered!âÂ
[Brawl: Theyâre coming from all directions!]
O: Oh! I thought an Autobot said that.
[Breakdown: Megatron, theyâre everywhere! What do we do??]
C: Oh, did he?
S: Maybe?
O: Maybe Iâm wrong. [Yup, I am very wrong. ~O]
[Megatron continues to run around with the Nucleon Shock Cannon shooting as a large number of Autobots spawn in.
Megatron: WE HOLD THEM OFF. The bombers will clear the street when they arrive! Rely on that!]
S: Well, I donât know- I don't think they have particularly of a wide range of voice actors?
O: Yeah⊠at least not- certainly not for the little guys.
S: Yeah.
C: Oh, did you rip that thing off?
O: I did. I wasn't trying to.
C: The Nucleon Shock Cannon.
O: Which, apparently, I like much more than the other guns!
[Breakdown: Thatâs -- thatâs the WHOLE AUTOBOT ARMY! Weâll never--
Brawl: BOMBING RUN WILL COMMENCE IN FIVE⊠FOUR⊠THREE⊠TWO⊠ONE!
An in-game cinematic plays, as the Decepticon bombers finally hit their targets. The party, plus Brawl are standing on a platform, Brawl turns to Megatron.]
S: Well, nucleon makes sense considering uh, what it actually does in the comic canon.
[Breakdown: Wooooo-hoooo! BOOM! Eat THAT, Autobots!
Brawl: The street looks clear, Megatron.]
O: Does it-
C: Wait, so itâs a real thing?
S: Yeah, nucleon is basically a heavy-duty powerup, but it prevents transforming in the Marvel Comics.
O: Huh.
[Brawl: That shouldâve blown the Vault doors clear off!
Megatron: Good. Brawl -- remain here and hold this position. The rest of us will move forward and acquire the Omega Key!]
S: And it may, or may not uh⊠uh, also kind of fuck with them.
[Megatron jumps down from the platform the party has been on during the prior fight. The street below is littered with debris, Dark Energon crystals, and Autobots with varying degrees of damage. A nearby Autobot runs towards Megatron, but trips and Megatron stomps on him.
Autobot: Help⊠me⊠Must⊠fight⊠Must warn⊠Zeta Prime...]
S: Cuz, I think like, Grimlock ends up an Action Master because of it. An Action Master as a transformer who doesn't transform.
O: Hmm.
C: Gotcha.
S: It's been a while since I've done anything with⊠since Iâve read any of those um...
[New Objective, âEnter the Iacon Vaults,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
Megatron hits Autobots with his melee attack that are on the ground as he heads towards the Iacon Vaultsâ entrance.]
C: Are you running around punching corpses!?
S: [laughs]
O: Uh, they were still alive. They were still shooting at me, they had to die.
C: [laughs]
[Megatron runs over to some ammo but is unable to pick it up. He reloads the Null Ray and then picks it up refilling 1 ammo.]
O: Iâm taking the one thing of ammo from it, alright? Donât judge me.
S: Like, nucleon is apparently an actual thing rather than just nucleon in Transformers.
[An in-game cinematic plays as the party reaches the Iacon Vaults. A huge Autobot, 2 to 3 times the height of Megatron bursts out of a wall and lands in front of the party.
Big Autobot: Engaging Decepticons at the Iacon Vaults.
The Autobot moves forward while a Decepticon grunt fires on him, crushing the grunt under his giant feet.
Decepticon: Fall back! Fall back!
The big Autobot then transforms into a big tank.]
S: Oh a giant- !
O: Oh goody.
S: I wonder if thatâs-
C: I wanna play as that guy!
[Breakdown: What the-?!? That guy is huge!]
C: Yeah, I want to be that thing!
[Megatron: Split up and flank him! Use the debris for cover!
Megatron fires some tentative shots at the tank but doesnât appear to be doing any damage. He uses the debris to maneuver around the tank looking for a weak point.
S: Okay- yeah, nucleon is an incredible power- incredibly powerful energy source capable of being used as fuel by a Transformer but though it can give great strength and power and has even revived the non-functional it has terrible side effects to quote uh, the TF Wiki.
C: Alright.
[Breakdown: The tankâs armor is too tough! We gotta find a weak spot!
The tank has a weak point on itâs rear and Megatron unloads several Fusion Cannon rounds into him.]
S: And yeah, one really common side effect is loss of transformation.
[The Autobot transforms back into robot mode. Megatron targets him, and seeing that the reticle turns red on the Autobotâs crotch begins shooting accordingly.]
O: Shoot the crotch!
S: [laughs]
C: Would you be stuck in whatever form you were in when you took it?
S: Um, possibly? Mostly I think they were stuck it in robot mode.
[The party continues firing on the Autobot, who seems to only be targeting Soundwave. Megatron hangs back, transforming into tank mode once his Fusion Cannon ammo runs out and continuing to fire.]
C: Gotcha, and yeah, Owls you are definitely shooting the crotch.
[Megatron: Weâve breached its armor! Now DESTROY IT!]
S: [laughs]
O: The ret- the reticle turned red!
C: [laughs]
O: Donât judge me!
C: For obvious reasons!
O: Obviously! I'm sorry Soundwave, but I'm really glad you say aiming at you and not me. [laughs]
C: Soundwaveâs over there just going, âOH MY GOD, WHATâS GOING ON!?!â [laughs]
[The Autobot if finally taken down after 8 tank rounds are unloaded into the crotch area, he then explodes.
Soundwave: Megatron -- the tank has been rendered non-functional.]
C: I mean, âDidnât even break a sweat, thanks boss.â
O: [laughs]
[Breakdown: You see that? *I* did that. ALL. Me.]
C: Ohhhh my god.
O: Breakdown, Breakdown are- do you want to die?
[Megatron picks up some nearby ammo.
Megatron: A brilliant addition to my arsenal!
He then walks forward, towards where Breakdown and Soundwave are waiting next to the vault entrance.
Megatron: Onward, Decepticons. Into the Vaults!]
S: Well-
O: âYou know what? You know what I'm having for dinner tonight? Your ass.â [laughs]
C: [laughs]
S: Dead End is the one with the death wish.
O: YeahâŠ
[Megatron walks up to some debris blocking the vault entrance and plants a detpak on it.]
C: Wait, who's Dead End?
S: Another Stunticon, he sounds very British in the G1 cartoon.
[The detpak explodes and the party enters the Vaults. Debris litters the floor, and just inside a hologram of Zeta Prime appears.
Zeta Prime: Megatron. My, you are a persistent one! But breaking into my Vaults?!? Youâve overstepped yourself.]
O: Yeah, I don't really remember him I only know him because you like him.
S: He's a Porsche [Porsch]- or a Porsche [Por-shuh].
O: Thatâs funny. [laughs]Â Why- like-
S: Breakdownâs a Lamborghini. Yes?
O: Were the Stunticons the ones Starscream made?
[Megatron: I wonât waste words with you, Zeta Prime. Give me the Omega Key, and I may spare whatâs left of your city.
New Objective, âFind the Omega Key,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.]
S: No, that was um, the Combaticons.
O: Gotcha.
S: The Stunticons are the ones that uh, Megatron stole like, the key to Vector Sigma for.
O: Right, right. I know there was something. Like they were created somehow.
S: Yeah.
[Megatron shoots a large piece of debris that is still barely connected to ceiling. It falls and creates a hole in the floor. The party jumps through.]
C: You know, they should make Con-a-cons. Cons that were made specifically for cons?
[A large Zeta Prime hologram appears to the right of the party.
Zeta Prime: The Omega Key will NEVER be yours Megatron.]
S: [quietly] God.
O: [laughs] Why are you like this, Chezni?
[Megatron: I look forward to debating that with you IN PERSON.]
O: [snorts]
[Decepticon: Lord Megatron! Help!
Megatron heads down some stairs on the left.]
C: They'd be great at cons!
O: I think Starscre- or I think Megatronâs like the worst customer, like, [deep voice] âI will come into your store and you WILL process this return!â
A: [laugh]
O: âOr so help me, Primus!â
[The party enters a room where a Decepticon grunt is visible behind a large glass-like barrier in front of them.
Breakdown: Zetaâs got one of our guys trapped!
A reddish insignia appears on the ground underneath the grunts feet.
Breakdown: Look at the floor! Whatâs Zeta up to?]
C: âYou will give me a refund of $39.99!â
O: Right.
C: âUh, sir, that's not how this works!â âI don't think you understand you will give me a refund.â
O: [laughs] Right? Seems- seems accurate
[A large pillar of metal slams down as the grunt throws himself forward avoiding it. Another insignia appears under where he is currently standing.
Decepticon: Hey -- Iâm still functional! IâM STILL F--
The Decepticon waves to the party before being smashed by another pillar.
Megatron: Idiot. Decepticons! Onward!
Zeta Prime: You cannot hope to overcome my defenses, Megatron!
The party enters a hallway on their left. It is lit with reddish lights on the walls, and a circular doorway is visible on the far end. Megatron walks forward and the reddish insignia from before appears underneath his feet. An insignia also appears further down the hallway, but Megatron transforms and drives to the clear area between the two.]
C: Also, did somebody get flattened?
O: Yup!
S: Yes.
[The large pillars smash down where the insignias were.
Megatron: Your pathetic machinery wonât stop me, Zeta Prime!]
C: Oh, geez!
O: Which is why Iâm waiting until that one-
[Another insignia appears where Megatron is standing. He quickly drives as ahead as the pillar in front of him slowly rises.
Breakdown: Watch out, Megatron! Youâre gonna get smushed!]
C & S: [laugh]
O: Bitch, I've done this before!
[Megatron reaches the door, and returns to robot mode. A hologram of Zeta Prime appears in front of the door. Megatron smashes some nearby chests and picks up ammo while Zeta talks.
Zeta Prime : Come no further, Megatron! The sacred Vaults are no place for your tainted spark.]
C: Breakdown said sm- he didn't say smashed or flattened, he said-
C & O: âSmushed!â
O: [laughs]
S: Yes.
[Megatron: Nothing is sacred to me, Zeta Prime. You should have realized that by now. Decepticons!]
C: âSmooshed.â
O: [laughs] He- he baby.
C: [laughs]
S: Smoosh, smoosh, smoosh.
O: Smoosh, smoosh. Breakdown, baby. [laughs]
[Zeta Primeâs hologram disappears and Megatron uses Dark Energon on the door.]
O: It's just funnier when I try to connect that this eventually became the Breakdown in Prime.
C: Oh, yeah!
[The doorway is destroyed, and Dark Energon crystals form in the general vicinity. Â A room with a lone dais in the center is revealed.]
O: Because same continuity and all, and my brain hurts.
C: Is he the one who loses the eye?
O: Yup!
S: Yup.
O: Same character, supposedly.
[An in-game cinematic begins. The party enters the room and Megatron walks up to the dais, reaching towards the large key-like object that is floating on it. The dais suddenly sinks into the floor and the key flies off.
Megatron: Finally! The Omega Key is within my - What?!?]
O: [yells] Ah! [laughs] Yoink!
[Zeta Prime rises from a large platform in the back of the room and catches the key.
Zeta Prime: Did you really think it would be that easy?]
C: âIâll be taking that.â
[Megatron points at Zeta Prime.
Megatron: Come down HERE, Zeta Prime, and I will give you the answer!]
C & O: [laugh]
[Zeta Prime: I shall remain where I am -- this vantage point will provide an excellent view of your destruction.
A dome shaped barrier appears around Zeta. He remains still with the key floating next to him as the room begins to change around the party. A large number of pillars lift up revealing a much larger room. The large room is circular, with Zeta Prime in the center.]
C: âYou donât understand, Megatron. I'm this level's boss! I wait in a room while you dispatch all of my minions-â
O: [laughs]
[A large dome shaped metal object above Zetaâs own little barrier dome generates a massive hologram of Zeta Prime from the chest up. The hologramâs movements match the real Zetaâs below.
New Objective, âDefeat Zeta Prime,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
Zeta Prime: My will controls this entire chamber, Megatron. I need only close my hand to crush the life out of you!
Megatron transforms and begins driving around Zeta.]
C: Heâs acting like heâs so tough! But heâs standing in a bubble!
O: Okay, I remember this. I remember this, oh no, I remember this.
[Breakdown: The floor is glowing! Itâs everywhere! Heâs gonna smash us!
The floor beneath Megatron begins glowing red, as he tries to get out of range but isnât quick enough and gets smashed by a pillar.]
O: Uh...
C: Oh no, the floor is lava!
[The Mission Failed screen appears.]
C: Oh, geez!
O: I did not move fast enough.
[Owls selects, âRestart From Last Checkpoint,â and the game reloads.]
S: Thatâs concerning.
O: [laughs]Â Noooo, no.
[The same cinematic as before plays.
Owls pauses, and unpauses a few times looking for skip option.
Megatron: Finally! The Omega Key is within my - What?!?]
O: Can- can I skip this?
O: No? Am I just gonna have to watch this a zillion times? No.
C: You know what-
S: I think you just have to be-
[The cinematic is skipped and the battle begins.
New Objective, âDefeat Zeta Prime,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
Zeta Prime: My will controls this entire chamber, Megatron. I need only close my hand to crush the life out of you!
Megatron transforms into vehicle mode.]
C: -they spent a lot of time on that cinematic, youâre gonna watch it!
O: Zeta Prime spent a lot of time on that hologram to make him super buff.
C: Right?
[Breakdown: The floor is glowing! Itâs everywhere! Heâs gonna smash us!
Megatron successfully evades the pillar this time. The pillar is reveals to be two pillars that effectively cover the entire distance from Zeta to the wall in a straight line.
The way the pillars in this fight work is that there are two rings of them, one inner ring immediately around Zetaâs little bubble and another outer ring going around.]
O: Yes, I got that much.
[Zeta continues to bring down more pillars, in two sets of two. Imagine it as if you were drawing a line through the center of a circle, and thatâs the pattern the pillars are falling in.]
C: So, wait, so he's not even smashing you with a hologram? He's just smashing with random metal things.
O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's still posing with the hologram, you know?
C: Yeah.
O: That part is important!
C: Right? And I know this is probably a stupid question, but why doesn't he just make all of them come down to the same time!?
[Zeta Prime: Do you see now, Megatron? This is my domain.]
O: Because he wants to feel powerful.
C: I think he canât-
[Megatron transforms into robot mode.
Megatron: Your theatrics donât frighten me, Zeta.]
O: I agree! I agree, that I think they ARE theatrics!
C: Yeah!
[Zeta Prime: Here, I have the power to control⊠and createâŠ
Several life sized Zeta Prime holograms appear and begin attacking the party who fight back.]
C: Now he's gonna make his tiny boys come after, you even though he's sit- he's sitting there safe in that bubble!
[Zeta Prime brings down three of the inner pillars briefly before they are lifted back up. The remaining Zeta clones are dispatched.
Megatron: Endless duplicates of Zeta Prime - how nauseating!
Megatron picks up ammo that was dropped by the clones.]
O: Iâm just saying, not all the time does Megatron have no reason to be mad at the Autobots, you know?
C: Yeah.
O: When their leaders are like this, he's got a point.
C: Also, wait, are those fake Autobots?
O: Theyâre his holograms.
S: Apparently he just does stuff with solid light holograms.
C: Right!?
[Megatron: Is that all, Zeta? A pathetic army of energon clones? Is that the best you can do?]
O: [snorts]
C: Oh, energon clones.
[Zeta Prime: HAHAHAHA! You have NO idea! Here, I have limitless power!]
C: So thatâs what Megatron did in G1âŠ
O: Huh?
[Soundwave: Megatron, we may be able to damage Zetaâs machinery during its recharge cycle.
The metal dome above Zeta opens up revealing a large reddish-orange core. The party begins firing at it.]
C: With all those clones of everyone he has-
O: OH. Well, I donât theyâre holograms, unfortunately.
[Breakdown: Blasting his shield wonât work!
The metal closes in around the core again.
Zeta Prime: A valiant attempt, Decepticons, but Autobot machinery is more resilient than you realize.]
C: No, no, I know, they don't have their shininess.
O: [laughs]
[Soundwave: Alert. ALERT. Zeta Prime is modifying the room.
The floor below Megatron begins glows he begins walking away from it but is smashed by a pillar.]
O: Oh come on! I thought Iâd gotten away...
[The Mission Failed screen displays. Owls selects, âRestart From Last Checkpoint,â and the game reloads right after theyâd damaged the core.
New Objective, âDefeat Zeta Prime,â displays briefly on the right side of the screen.
Zeta Prime: A valiant attempt, Decepticons, but Autobot machinery is more resilient than you realize.]
C: Yeah, I didnât quite catch what hit you.
O: It was another smashy thing.
C: Oh.
O: Thankful it saved, so I donât have to do all of that again.
[Breakdown: Ceilingâs coming down! Get away from the mashers!
Zeta brings the outer ring of pillars down one at a time, Megatron moves into the interior to avoid them.]
C: So Specs, what is- what is Zeta Prime usually do? I actually haven't really seen anything with Zeta Prime.
S: Uh, Zeta Prime is actually not a character I remember seeing very much about, heâs probably just one of the-
O: Well, he can bring them all down, Chezni.
C: Oh.
O: Oh shit.
[The floor under the inner ring begins glowing and the party tries to stay ahead of them to avoid getting smashed. They eventually reach a gap where an exterior ring was either not brought down or has already been raised and exit into the gap.]
C: He just canât bring them down when theyâre close to you, oh. No, I'm dumb I just now realized the red markings on the floor indicate he's going to bring them down.
O: [laughs]
C: Just now. I am- you are probably very happy that we are not playing with you.
[Zeta Prime raises all the pillars and generates more clones of himself.
Breakdown: How can we win if he keeps making more clones?!?]
O: [laughs] You would have gotten crushed so many times.
C: Yes.
S: Okay, Zeta Prime is apparently from the original Transformers cartoon, from the third season, I think. But I don't think he had a very uh, big part I think he's mostly from um, the ID- the 2005 IDW continuity.
[Zeta Prime brings down more pillars in the inner ring, but misses the party and they are raised again.
Soundwave: The Energon composition of these clones is remarkable.
Breakdown: You can be a SUCH a nerd, Soundwave!]
O: [snorts]
[Soundwave: Megatron -- Zeta Primeâs machine core is now vulnerable.
The machine core is visible again, and the party fires on it.]
C: Gotcha.
O: Is he a bastard in that one too?
[Soundwave: Zeta Primeâs shield has proven impenetrable.]
S: Mm, well, I don't think heâs, like, a bastard in the Marvel com- or not Marvel, ugh.
O: In G1.
[The core is hidden again and the screen shakes as something above the party explodes, small debris falls around them.
Megatron: Your machine is failing, Zeta Prime. Where are your boasts now?]
S: Yeah, in the original G1 cartoon, but yeah IDW, heâs definitely an asshole.
[Zeta Prime: The battle is far from over, Decepticon! Prepare for destruction!]
O: All the Primes in IDW were assholes, even Prime! Er, or even Optimus.
S: Yeah. Yeah.
C: Yikes.
[Zeta Prime: Stay off the glowing floors if you wish to live!]
Zeta Prime begins bringing down pillars 2 at a time, effectively moving to cover the entire room. Megatron transforms into vehicle mode and manages to stay ahead of the glowing floors.
C: Also, rewind- did Breakdown say, âYou are such a nerd Soundwaveâ?
O: Yes.
[Zeta Prime lifts all the pillars and generates a bunch more clones for the party to fight. Explosions continue to rock the room.
Zeta Prime: I can easily create more energon clones! You WILL be destroyed!]
C: Heâs lucky it's not the Soundwave from Prime.
O: Well, I mean it is, technically.
C: OH GOSH, right.
S: Technically, yes. Except he gets a very heavy-duty makeover before Prime.
O: Well- well, I think the- the sort of running implication is that he got very heavily damaged at some point before the start of Prime.
S: Well, it counts as a heavy-duty makeover.
[The party continues to fight clones while also dodging the various pillars that Zeta Prime keeps slamming into the floor. White electricity is briefly visible on the floor while the explosions continue.
Soundwave: The Energon composition of these clones is remarkable.
Breakdown: You can be a SUCH a nerd, Soundwave!
C: Then he scanned a what, a stealth drone?
O: Yeah.
S: Yeah.
O: I still think if youâre gonna give him a vehicle mode, I think thatâs a really good vehicle mode for Soundwave.
[Breakdown: Shoot the big glowy thing! SHOOT IT!!
The machine core opens up again and the party fires.]
C: [laughs]
O: Thanks, Breakdown.
S: AhhhâŠ
O: Thanks, baby. Youâre tryinâ, baby.
S:Â Thatâs- thatâs super helpful.
C: Hashtag, âshoot the glowy thing.â
[Zeta Prime: No! Systems failing⊠this cannot be!
Zeta appears to make a last ditch effort to drop all the pillars but is foiled by a cinematic.]
O: Oh, yes it can!
C: Heâs like, âNo! How could you kill me while I sat here in my bubble!?â
O & S: [laugh]
O: âNot so tough now, are ya?â
[Zeta Primeâs barrier has dissipated, he stands on his platform while metal from his machine rains down around him. He falls, partially trapped under some debris. Megatron walks over and picks him up with one hand so theyâre mostly facing each other eye to eye.
Zeta Prime: Finish it!
Megatron pushes his fist into Zeta Primeâs chest, causing him to drop the Omega key.]
C: Woah!
O: You were saying? Iâll take that key, and your spark, and Iâm done.
[Zeta Prime: [screams]
Megatron: The Omega Key is mine! The Core of Cybertron is mine!
Megatron catches the key and slams Zeta Prime back onto the ground. The camera zooms in on the key in Megatronâs hand as a single light in the middle begins blinking red.]
C:Â Eh- eh?
S: I think thereâs going to be some boom.
[Zeta Prime is lying on the ground, twitching.
Zeta Prime: [laughs] Your spies were misinformed, Megatron. That device only activates the key to the core. But donât worry, the Omega Key will come to you.]
C: You can still talk!?
[The screen cuts to a different cinematic that pans over the face of a huge Autobot as his optics come online.
Omega Supreme: Omega: Activated. Power: Optimal.]
C: Oh, snap!
[More shots of Omega Supremeâs systems coming online as his Autobot badge is prominently displayed.
Omega Supreme: Mission: Destroy Megatron.
In the final shot, Omega Supreme is his vehicle mode, which is a large aircraft, and he takes to the air.]
S: Well, they've definitely got he has speech pattern right.
O: Yup, and he a big boi.
S: Yes, he is.
O: [laughs] Thanks for watching guys, hopefully, that's still fun even though there's not you know, three of us idiots running around. There is only but one idiot running around. Uh, and um, again, Iâm sad I canât play as Soundwave, but join us next time for chapter 4, Death of Hope.
S: Nice.
O: Iâm Owls.
S: Iâm Specs.
C: Iâm Chezni.
O: Have a good day!
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Ruby and Weiss trying to comfort Velv when sheâs homesick (presuming Menagerie origin HCs~)?
Crying is healthy and contrary to popular belief, itâs actually better to talk about being homesick.
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Velvet had been off the past few days.
Itâd only been small things at first. She was quieter in their conversations, distracted as well. Several times it took some prodding to draw her attention back, and her insistence that she was fine was halfhearted at best. Malaise trailed after her like a downtrodden dog on a leash.
To Weiss and Rubyâs dismay, it took tears falling into the bowl of stew set before her for them to realise what was wrong.
âAh⊠Weâve been away a while, havenât we? No, donât worry about my shirt, Velvet, just let it out.â Weiss wrapped one arm around Velvetâs shoulders, drawing her close while she mouthed at the server to please give them some privacy.
Ruby slid around the seats to hold Velvet from the other side, and chinned themselves on her shoulder. "Did you get to call home, before we left?"
"I did, I did, butâah, gods." Velvet snuffled, and gave a watery laugh. "Look at me, I'm a mess."
Weiss smiled crookedly. "Would it help to know that even as a mess, you're wonderful to behold?"
It earned huffed laughter and a playful shove. Collected once more, Velvet's shoulders rose and fell with her next breath. "I did call before we set out, but... I don't know. It just, hit hard, how long Iâve been gone, how much Iâve missed, being away." Her eyes were distant. "Terry told me they were working on their sparring... normally I'd be the one teaching them that."
Neither missed the wistfulness in her voice, and for a few moments the sounds of the diner and wind outside washed back in between them. Velvet idly traced a whorl in the wooden counter.Â
It was Ruby who moved first, laid a hand over hers, squeezed. "Must've been hard first year."
"Oh, I called home almost every other night at first." She chuckled again. "I did get settled eventually, just... a couple things piled up I think, it's been so long since it was this bad."
"The stew being one?" Weiss eyed it, as if she expected the meat in it to spring to life.
"Mm. It's a Menagerie dish. They must have a Faunus cook back there, there's quite a bit of lemongrass in it, among other things." She plucked out a long piece and popped it in her mouth, chewed it thoroughly before spitting the stubborn remaining fibres into a napkin and wrapping it up. Her shoulders relaxed a hair as she ran her tongue over her teeth. "Anyone else would have cut the lemongrass to bits, if they put it in at all."
Weiss looked at the bowl with more interest than suspicion then, and after silently asking permission, put a spoonful in her own mouth. She sat back with a soft sound of surprise. "More punch than you'd expect."
"It's the spices," Velvet explained, tearing a piece of bread and dipping it in the stew before she offered it to Ruby. "There isn't anywhere in Vale that makes it like thisâor at least, if there is, I haven't found it."
Ruby started to talk, an eager light on their face, before remembering themselves. They swallowed and only then said, "We should go looking together sometime! And you can tell us more about the Menagerie even if we don't find anything.... Or you could tell us now, if you wanted."
"It's a plan." An uncharacteristically shy expression crossed Weiss' face, before it turned into something carefully casual. Her eyes fixed on her own plate as she started cutting into her fish. "When we get back we could see if your parents would be alright with taking two extra people in. And if we can fit in a visit to the Menagerie, of course."
Velvet's melancholy was faint then, in comparison to how warm the thought was of bringing them back, them bearing a bit of her home too. So she smiled, laid a kiss on their cheeks. "I'd love that."
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Weekly Digital Marketing Q&A â Hump Day Hangouts â Episode 133
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 Announcement
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:00:03].
Adam: Hey, all right. Welcome to Hump Day Hangouts, this is episode 133, the episode with Adam and Bradley, and where Adam is working on being more expressive using his hands and making more movements instead of being here like twisting in my seat, I was told I do that a lot.
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Anyways. Itâs good to be here, and despite two of us, we do have someone else coming on, weâll introduce, shortly. Then, I think the rest of the gang may show up, here as we get going. Everyone is pretty busy right now, so weâre just going to go ahead and get started. As far as announcements go, I just want to remind people, if youâre new to Semantic Mastery, please check out the Syndication Academy, Iâll put the link if youâre watching this on YouTube or if youâre watching this live, check it out. All right?
Itâs a great place to get started with us, besides Hump Day Hangouts, although we highly recommend if you can come by ask us questions, you know, these are live every week, and you can catch the replay if youâre not able to make it. Also, if you have not, yet, create your free account over at SerpSpace, all right, thatâs where all of the done for you services are, you can find, so check those out. We got a bunch more coming out, too, along with, Iâm trying to think of the newest one, itâs going to be a YouTube accounts, kind of done for you, weâre still working on exactly how thatâs going to come out, but you can check that out and then another one that just came out, what was it? Indexing, and citations.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: Citations live, this is bad, Iâve got so many things going on-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:01:24], citations is live, yet.
Adam: All right.
Bradley: Itâs damn near it, if itâs not already, because Iâve seen it in the dashboard in the development server and all that.
Adam: Right. Iâll quit rambling, because the secret guest is going to be Roman, who is one of our partners on SerpSpace, so he can talk about this a little bit more. Weâre doing a lot of, well, thatâs him right there, it says Hernan, but itâs actually-
Bradley: Yeah. Heâs playing Hernanâs part today.
Adam: Incognito. Then, real quick, too, one more thing is weâre going to be sending out some information about syndication networks, and we had a webinar this past Monday where we had a lot of information about the Syndication Academy, as well as syndication networks. Part of that is because hearing from other people, who have ordered services elsewhere, we know thereâs other people that make syndication type networks and some of them are okay, and others are really not so good, so weâve heard back from some people, like, hey, I bought this network, can you guys fix it? Itâs like, well, probably not.
Bradley: No.
Adam: It would be expensive to fix it, then it would be to just do it. So, weâll be sending out some information just doing some comparisons and then, you know, why you would want to use this service. We get that question a lot. Like, hey you guys charge more, why? So, diving into that, because we get that question and I think itâs a valid question and I understand, if I saw that, and was like, wow, why do you guys charge 10 bucks more? Whatâs up with that? Answering some of those questions, and then there might be a special opportunity with that. Weâll leave it at that, for now. Roman, can you hear me?
Roman Barnes: Yes, I can. Can you hear me?
Adam: Ew. Yeah. Your audio is awesome.
Bradley: Still, no camera, though. Right?
Roman Barnes: No. I need to go get a camera.
Adam: Got you. All right. Yeah. Everybody, this is Roman and Roman Iâm not going to butcher your last name, you want to introduce yourself?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. My name is Roman Barnes. Not too bad to ruin my-
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:16].
Adam: Actually donât ask, I was thinking-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:17].
Adam: Donât ask. I was thinking about your email address. I got confused for a minute and I was thinking that was your last name. Yeah. Iâm out there. Anyways. Yeah. I mean, right before you hopped on we were talking about whatâs coming up at SerpSpace, how we had the indexing come out. Thereâs some cool stuff like the done for you YouTube channels. Then, I even got confused, myself, as far as what has most recently come out since we had so much rolling out that you guys have been working on. If you donât mind if you can kind of do it off the top of your head, whatâs the latest two or three things that have come out?
Roman Barnes: The two things that weâre working on/pushing out kind of at the same time, one of them is something called TAS, or traffic authority stacking, itâs based on Jimmy Kellyâs Domain Authority Stacking. Itâs the 2.0 version that everybody was waiting for that never happened through Network Empire. Storm alerts. Outside of that, also, we have citations coming out and that should be very shortly.
Adam: Nice. Thatâs right. Yeah. For some reason I thought theyâve gone live, and then I was like, wait a second, maybe not. All right. Cool. All right. Again, hopefully weâll be having you on these Hump Day Hangouts more often, so something Iâll just say to everyone who is watching this now, if you guys have questions about SerpSpace, I know from time to time we get them. By all means, pop those in here and weâre going to try to be hooking up with Roman here, and bringing them on Hump Day Hangouts, so I mean he can answer all sorts of SEO questions, but obviously heâs going to be kind of the go to for SerpSpace stuff, so we can give you some more in depth answers.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: One thing, before we get started, I wanted to say we sent out an email, but if you havenât heard about it, the Video Link Vortex webinar is tomorrow. Thatâs a free webinar. Iâm going to pop the link on here. Bradley, did you, are you going to be involved in that?
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Okay. Cool.
Bradley: Iâll be there.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Iâll be there with my buddy Bill, and Lem Moore, those guys are awesome. We always have a great time when we get together on webinars. It will be fun. Weâll have a good time, so guys, come check it out. Heâs got another application that kind of, itâs kind of like a one, two punch with the Rocket Video Ranker, or the Tube Authority Rocket, whatever you want to call it. We promoted that with Bill a few weeks ago, and I did a case study, and Video Link Vortex kind of is like the next step, it can do, like automate YouTube silo builds, and it can do silos within, so in other words itâs like a playlist thing. Itâs awesome.
Adam: Nice.
Bradley: It can do it from within the same channel. It can do it within, you can create silos using other channels, as well. Itâs insane.
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: Yeah. It creates like video link wheels and all kinds of stuff. Itâs a really cool application that would work really well with the other app, too. Anyways, thatâs what thatâs about. Come check it out tomorrow, guys. There will be a replay, so if anybody asks, because I know we get that every time, so there will be a replay, donât worry about it if you cannot make it live, weâll send out the replay. Okay? By the way, Roman, while I got you on, real quick, did you say the super web 2.0âs are available, now, or theyâre coming out?
Roman Barnes: Not, yet.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: We still have a big piece to finish for that.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:06:31].
Bradley: Dude, I was logging into SerpSpace when you were saying that, I was like, no shit, theyâre ready? Thatâs awesome.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Cool.
Adam: All right. Yeah. I guess, thatâs it. Thatâs all Iâve got for announcements. You guys got anything else? Any SerpSpace news coming up, Roman, or anything people should know about?
Roman Barnes: Not too much. Once the citations are live, weâre going to be good to go on those for the desks, task type of stuff, that we havenât pushed live now on the site. We can take a couple of orders, but we cannot handle heavy volume, yet, until we get more people trained on it.
Adam: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: Itâs live, but-
Adam: Awesome.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Limited.
Adam: Cool. All right. Awesome. Letâs get into it.
Bradley: Cool. All right. Iâm going to grab the screen, and bear with me, Iâll drop out for a minute ⊠Can you guys hear me?
Adam: Yes, I can.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. All right. Ed [inaudible 00:07:34] up, he is a newer Mastermind member, and he is a hustler like no one Iâve, I mean, like itâs rare to find people that hustle as much as Ed does, so Ed, again, welcome and keep doing what youâre doing, dude. Youâre going to crush it, thereâs no doubt.
Short Tutorial On How To Use Live Rank Sniper
Ed says, âAny way to get a short tutorial step by step on how to use Live Rank Sniper? I thought I had it to create videos, to even use it. Thanks, Ed [inaudible 00:07:56].â No. Ed, and in fact you should as a Mastermind member, anyways, regardless of whether you purchased it or no you should have access to the bonus site, the MPR/, well, MasteryPR/SemanticMasterybonussite and thereâs a case study in there that I did on how to use Live Rank Sniper. So, there is step by step tutorial on exactly how I use it in there. Just go check that out, if you do not have access, just reach out to us via support and weâll get you set up, but you should have it already. Okay?
Next question, and by the way guys, you donât need videos to use Live Rank Sniper, because all it does is, it creates scheduled live events within YouTube, which are indexible, if theyâre set to public. You donât even need a video. You can just go in and schedule a whole bunch or live events, targeting keywords, you get a YouTube URL and everything. Itâs just like a YouTube video, thereâs just no video, itâs just a placeholder. Then, once youâve tested, if you decide that you want to replace the placeholder with an actual video, then you can stream to the placeholder. Thatâs possible to do, you can do it within Live Rank Sniper. You can do it with Hangout Millionaire, which is Peter Drewâs, basically itâs the enterprise version, or whatever, of Live Rank Sniper.
It does more than that, too, by the way, or you could use something like OBS, which is free. OBS Studio, and live stream to those scheduled live events. Really, the trick to using that tool is really just use a bunch of test channels for spamming with scheduled live events for poking keywords. In other words, testing the rank ability of keywords, using test channels that have no syndication networks, no connection to anything else on the web, theyâre just spam channels for testing purposes, and then from there, once youâve identified, which ones ranked, then you can go through and delete all those scheduled live events, and then just upload, or target those keywords from money channels that do have syndication networks, that have authority and all that kind of stuff, and you should be able to crush it.
Thatâs really what the whole purpose of that tool is for. Itâs not necessarily to actually replace those scheduled live events, you know, like actually add videos to those events, because the tool isnât really designed for that, itâs more for, itâs a poking tool. Itâs a keyword testing tool, so to speak, although, you can do that itâs just a slower process.
Difference Between The Link Services Provided At Serp Space and Backlinks Indexer
Edâs up next, he says, âI am taking all of my URLs for my client website, social media, and Web 2.0 sites and listing them on a spreadsheet, and then having my VA create a Google shortener for each URL and then I run both sets through the backlinks indexer, which I buy monthly, but I only get a total of 1400 links. SerpSpace allows for almost the same amount of money, it does 5,000 links. What is the difference in service? Objective answer please.â
Adam: Wow. What a good time to have Roman, here.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs a great question. Roman, do you want to tackle that one, or shall I? He might be muted.
Adam: Yeah. Roman, if you can hear us, you can feel free to talk, I donât know if youâve got yourself muted, or something happened, otherwise, Brad-
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I muted, myself.
Adam: Oh, okay.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. All I see is a black screen in front of me.
Bradley: What? You donât see the screen? Does anybody else not see the screen?
Adam: I see it. Here, Roman, Iâll just send you the Skype, there you go, I just sent it to you.
Bradley: You need the, he doesnât have the event page URL.
Adam: Right. Yeah. Let me send that to you, also.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:11:19].
Adam: As you can see everyone weâre working through-
Bradley: Iâm surprised heâs not seeing my screen from his angle. Anyways, whatever. Thatâs interesting. Everybody else can see, right? Iâm going to assume.
Adam: Yeah. I can see.
Bradley: Donâs asking, âWhat are the super web 2.0âs?â Cannot talk about it, yet, Don. âI was asking because itâs something thatâs coming out with SerpSpace.â Weâll let you know as soon as it comes out. Weâll definitely be talking about it. Okay. Can you see, now, Roman? Apparently, not. All right. Iâm just going to answer it-
Adam: Sure.
Bradley: If Roman wants to add on, he certainly can. Okay.
Edâs asking, heâs using, letâs see, backlinks indexer. Backlinks Indexer is good. Thereâs nothing wrong with it. Iâve been using Backlinks, I actually canceled my subscription, Iâm not kidding, like probably five or six weeks ago, only because weâve got Dedia in our indexing service now, through SerpSpace that is guaranteed at 60% of indexing. Thatâs pretty freaking fabulous.
I donât know of any other indexing services that do that, maybe they do, I donât know of any that do, and I could be wrong, but thatâs pretty cool and I know that Dedia, itâs amazing, because the amount of links that, that dude builds is unbelievable. Him and his team, I mean millions and millions of links per week, and heâs getting, I cannot tell you what heâs getting on his indexing, but weâll guarantee heâs above-
Roman Barnes: Is it quite?
Bradley: 60%.
Roman Barnes: Or, is it just me? Iâm just curious. Iâm sorry.
Adam: Whatâs that? No. I can hear you.
Roman Barnes: Okay. The only person I could hear is you, in the last little while.
Adam: Weird. Yeah. You might have dropped out, especially if youâre having storms.
Roman Barnes: Do you want me to rejoin on the webinar?
Adam: [crosstalk 00:13:01].
Bradley: Hey, guys. I can hear you guys.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Yeah. Iâm trying to understand the question that-
Bradley: Whatâs going on? Can you guys not hear me?
Adam: Yeah, Bradley, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Bradley: Yeah, but I hear Roman in the background talking, so I donât know-
Adam: Yeah. Roman, youâre here, right? You can hear me, right now?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I can only hear you though, I cannot hear anybody else.
Bradley: He cannot hear me is what Iâm saying Adam.
Adam: Okay. So, Bradley is talking. All right. Roman, weâll probably have you stop, just because itâs going to get all sorts of messed up.
Roman Barnes: Okay.
Adam: Yeah. Thanks. If you want to type me something as far as an answer about this or anything, feel free, and Iâll just kind of relay it.
Roman Barnes: All right. Sounds good.
Adam: Thanks.
Bradley: Weâre going to have to switch back to Hangouts, man. I can see it already. All right. Anyways, thatâs really the whole reason why Ed, is why, like, I mean, again, Backlinks Indexer is a great service, but since we have the ability, you know, through SerpSpace to indexing links at 60% or above, we guarantee, which is amazing. Thatâs why. If you can get better value by using SerpSpace, absolutely use it. Why not? Okay. By the way, I donât think itâs necessary, Ed, honestly, to be taking your, well, if you want to do it one time, like take your clients website, social media, URLs and Web 2.0, like the profile URLs, like the main blog URLs, and shorten them, and then submit them, thatâs fine, although I really donât think thatâs necessary. I think thatâs overkill.
I mean, again, you can, itâs not a problem, if itâs not costing you a lot of money itâs not something youâre doing itâs a VA doing, then feel free to do so, but again, I think thatâs overkill. Just submitting the URLs directly into the indexer ought to be good enough. It just seems like thatâs redundant, is to shorten those URLs and then submit them, unless you wanted them shortened for a reason, for other link building purposes, in which case it would be nice to already have it done. If that makes sense?
Again, if your objective is specifically just for indexing those URLs, itâs really unnecessary to shorten them and submit them twice, because you can just take the actual URLs instead of shortening them and submit them more than once if you wanted. Thatâs not a problem. You can submit the same links over and over again. Usually most of the indexing services if you submit duplicate URLs in the same batch it will filter out the duplicates, but if you resubmit the same, like submit a batch, and then you resubmit the batch a second time it will take both times. If that makes sense? Itâs probably going to vary from service to service, but thatâs typically how it would work.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: All right. Jeffâs up next, he says, Iâm sorry, go ahead, Adam.
Adam: No. I was just saying, yeah, that makes sense. Then, also if anyone is interested, something weâre looking at is the possibility of integrating the indexer in SerpSpace with network management. If you know what Iâm talking about, and that sounds interesting to you, just put something on the page, please.
Bradley: Can I elaborate on that a little bit?
Adam: Yeah. Sure.
Bradley: All right. Guys, if youâre a member, for those of you that have been using syndication networks or part of the Syndication Academy for any length of time, you probably remember over a year ago, from two years ago to about a year ago we had been endorsing a plugin called Backlink Commando that was really great, because it was a plugin that you could add to, you could take the RSS feeds from your Web 2.0 URLs, from your Web 2.0 sites, your network properties. Any of the properties that created, or had an RSS feed, so think of Blogger, Tumblr, WordPress, Delicious, and [inaudible 00:16:29]. Delicious is pretty much dead in the water, right now, but Delicious and [inaudible 00:16:33] had RSS feeds. Pocket, was another one.
If you use pinboard.in that was another one that has a feed, anyways, any that had a feed, period, you could add to this plugin and it would basically run on a cron, so a cron job, so you could set it to once every, or four times a day, letâs say four times a day it would go basically call or fetch all the RSS feeds that were submitted to the plugin and pull any new posts that it had discovered. It would submit them or put them into a queue that then would go submit those URLs on a cron to a backlinks indexing service, and there was several of them that it would integrate with, one of which was Backlinks Indexer, and that was the one we always recommended. It was awesome.
It was an awesome way to automate your Web 2.0 post URLs, so your syndicated content from your money site, or your YouTube channel that goes out to your Web 2.0âs and is published on the Web 2.0âs it would extract those URLs, post URLs and auto submit them to indexer, as well. About a year ago, they just stopped supporting that plugin, and it stopped working. They donât sell it anymore, either. They donât support it anymore, which I think thatâs shitty, but it is what it is, and it stopped working, so we really didnât have any other solutions for that.
Now, about two or three, maybe even four months ago, now, on one of the Syndication Academy update webinars there was a hack that was brought to me, or was shown to me by one of our Syndication Academy members, his handle in the Facebook group is Rico Suave, but he gave us an awesome, or shared an awesome method for being able to use Google Sheets, which would extract the post URLs and put them in a Google Sheet and then you could index the Google Sheet and do all kinds of stuff with that. Thatâs been covered in the Syndication Academy updates, guys, if you want to go look at that, but again, it was still kind of a bit of a pain in the ass to set up.
It was a decent alternative, but it was kind of a pain in the ass, so anyways, the next step is now that we have indexing services inside of SerpSpace, along with the network management. Right? Network monitoring service, we can possibly, and thatâs what weâre working on is have that service to where it will auto extract the URLs and submit them to the indexer, so itâs going to be the solution that weâve been waiting for, for about a year, now. Thanks to our friends over there at SerpSpace. Hopefully, that makes sense. Guys, when that feature rolls out, weâll certainly let you know, because that in of itself will be totally worth having a subscription for the indexing service just for that reason if nothing else. Okay?
Thoughts On Syndicating WordPress Blogs To Personally Branded IFTTT Networks
Okay. Jeffâs up, letâs see, he says, âI have a new client who, he and his wife both have problems in the past with showing up on Ripoff Report we are working on citations, and soliciting new reviews. If I can bury a Ripoff Report beyond page two for his name I get paid a handsome bonus. He has a consultingbusiness.com, domain number one, and his wife is a real estate agent and she owns her name.com, domain number two, and he owns his name.com, domain number three. They also own a prominent real estate development, domain number four.â Okay. âI was thinking, syndicating their respective WordPress blogs to personally branded IFTTT networks. Thoughts?â Yeah. Thatâs fine. Thereâs no reason you cannot do that.
You can certainly brand, like think about consultants and things like that, speakers, coaches, those kinds of things are typically going to have their brand is themselves, you know what I mean? They are their brand, thatâs what I mean. Okay? Thereâs absolutely nothing wrong with that, Jeff. Thatâs perfectly logical and normal.
Ordering IFTTT Networks And Use Real Names/Photos Instead Of Personas
âIf so, can I order syndication networks and use real names, photos, instead of personas?â Absolutely. Yeah. We only use personas stuff when weâre creating specifically just for SEO boosting purposes. You know, syndication networks specifically just for SEO boosting purposes, but if youâve got, you know, a real person that has their own blog, absolutely, we donât spoof anything there.
That should be branded for them. Right? It should be branded after them personally, because they are their brand. Yes. You can absolutely do that. âCould these be ordered so that IPâs match the regional area?â They could be, but hereâs the kicker with that, Jeff, itâs not something we cannot do, but youâre going to have to provide the proxy when you purchase the order, and itâs going to have to be a custom order, which means we charge, itâs a small nominal customization fee. I think itâs like 20 bucks.
If Roman is still on, and he can confirm that, or Adam, if you can confirm that. I think itâs 20 bucks as an add-on for something like that. Hereâs the deal, when you go to order the network, as far as I know, you order the network and place a support tech ticket after itâs been ordered, mention that you would like to use a specific proxy, pay the upgrade fee and send us the proxy with the user name and password for it, and we should be able to get it done for you. Okay? Am I wrong in saying that, guys? Anybody want to comment on that, before I move on to the next one?
Roman Barnes: I donât think we have that option available in the site, but we could certainly take care of it if you-
Bradley: Right.
Roman Barnes: Send in a ticket afterwords-
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: Thatâs not a problem.
Tiers Suggested Per Property For All Four Domains/Properties
Bradley: Okay. Thatâs your deal, Jeff, just send in a support ticket, as long as you can provide us with the proxy, and again, I think itâs just a small fee for customization. That kind of stuff happens from time to time. We do accommodate things like that when needed. âIf I ordered networks for all four domains, properties, how many tiers do you suggest for property?â Honestly, I would just suggest one tier one network for each property, Jeff. That hasnât changed, thatâs the same suggestion that I always do for blog syndication, I want one branded tier for each domain. Right? Because thereâs going to be four different brands, really. Thatâs all I recommend.
You can do multi tiered networks, but itâs more hassle, in my opinion, then itâs really worth, unless youâre using something like RSS Masher, Damon Nelsonâs product, which is a good product, and thatâs a good way to kind of like reduce footprint issues on tier two. For YouTube channels, you can get away with as many networks as you want, but for money channels, I recommend that you stick with just a branded tier one network for now.
Syndicating Youtube Channels To The Same Set Of Web 2.0 Properties
âCan I also syndicate YouTube channels to the same Web 2.0 properties?â Of course. Of course, you can.
âAny other tips, recommendations?â No. The only thing I would recommend is from the personal blogs, because itâs kind of like all wrapped up in one, those four brands, believe it or not, I would recommend actually, probably interlinking between networks. What I mean by that is not linking everything together, but Iâm talking about like occasionally do a blog post from one site where they mention or reference another site, kind of like, you could do it multiple ways, a traditional contextual link from within a blog post with an anchor text or you could do curation style link. Remember, where you could actually curate some content from one of those other three domains on to the blog. Right? Then, cite, or give attribution. Just like you would for any sort of curating content over to that site.
Another thing you could do is like a resource box, like, at the bottom of a post, say recommended reading or additional resources, or something like that, and then put links to related content on the web, one of those links being one of your own sites, or one of your clients sites. You know what I mean. The reason I say this, you donât want to interlink everything all the time, but you donât want to start just at kind of randomly, occasionally linking from one to the other, and another to another, that kind of stuff and what will happen is youâll start to improve the authority and the relevancy of all four of those. Right? Thatâs a little bit counterintuitive.
Our friend, Pavel from Rank Whiz has been doing a ton of testing with that kind of stuff. Heâs got a lot of data showing that, that will improve actually interlinking between network properties, now, in a randomized fashion, and Roman could talk about this a little bit, as well, but that seems to be actually really effective for reinforcing the relevancy of the network properties, and actually improving the overall authority and the power of them.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Definitely. One of the things I wanted to maybe also add into that is maybe some JSON structured data markup might help in his situation as well, because itâs general reputation management from what Iâm understanding from the question, same attributes, and that kind of thing would definitely go a long way.
Associated Website For A YouTube Channel
Bradley: Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Cool. On to the next one. Gregâs up, he says, âMy established website has an empty YouTube channel, itâs part of itâs branded syndication network. I went through YouTube mastery course and will not be adding a lot of videos and Iâm wondering about the companion website you discussed, is a companion website needed in my situation, or is that only when used when YouTube is a primary focus and there is no related website already placed?â Yeah. Thatâs what I mean, Greg, the companion website, associated website, whatever you want to call it, thatâs typically if youâre going to be using YouTube as your main content distribution engine.
In other words, if that is your epicenter, your golden frame, is your YouTube channel, itself, like thatâs your main content platform, then I recommend buying a domain and creating a companion/associated website and it attaching it, because it does help to improve the authority of the YouTube channel, but itâs not necessary if you have that, for example, in your case itâs part of a branded network, itâs just not being used, then itâs not necessary, because itâs again, itâs only, I only recommend doing that if youâre using YouTube as the primary content source for your networks.
If youâre going to be using a website, then I recommend creating the associated website, right away, and then using that as your content distribution, so thatâs the center of everything, is your website, because you want to transfer as much authority to your website as possible. Right? If youâre doing specifically YouTube marketing, YouTube video stuff, then I would recommend just sticking with the YouTube channel as your primary source and you can add a companion website if you want, but if you already have it as part of a network, itâs really not necessary, because it should already be linked to your existing, and excuse me, interlinked with all of your existing properties in that network. Itâs just your call. Itâs up to you. Itâs really up to you.
Pinvid As Top Recommended Theme For A Youtube Companion Website
âIs PinVid still top recommended theme for a companion website?â Yeah. In a reality, if youâre doing video based stuff, oh, God, I want to talk about this, this screen, here, at some point, if we have time.
Adam: Yeah, man. Do it. Momentum?
Bradley: Yeah. This is awesome. I freaking love this. Guys, this in a Chrome extension. Itâs called Momentum, itâs free, but what I love about it is once you install it, youâve got this to do list over here, and Iâve just always used paper and pen or whiteboard and I have for years, now, Iâm just keeping tasks and stuff, daily tasks, this is awesome, because you can swap stuff around, you can move stuff, all kinds of stuff. You can put your favorite links, the links you access often up here. What I like about it is every time you go to open up a new tab to go to another website-
Adam: Hold on, your man focus today is get shit done.
Bradley: My man focus today is-
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: To get shit done. Thatâs right. What that means is look at your to do list, dummy.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: Thatâs what that means. You know? Every time I go to open up the tab to go check Facebook, or go look at the new offer from some stupid email that I got, or whatever, I click on this, I open this up and it is basically starring me in the face, like hey, this is the stuff youâve got to do quit being stupid. You know?
Adam: Maybe we should have an episode of Hump Day Hangouts thatâs all about workflows and productivity, or maybe just an extra episode. I think it would be interesting.
Bradley: Yeah. All right. What I was looking for was structured, you would know this one, Roman, if youâre still on.
Roman Barnes: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Bradley: Semantic WordPress themes, thatâs what I was thinking of. Kevin Polley, he coded these. If youâre just doing this, letâs see if I can find it, this is on the Network Empire website, but they had, he had his own website for, I thought it was semantic WordPress themes. Anyways, this is it here, guys, just go to Google, if your curious, look up semantic WordPress themes, this is from the Network Empire guys, specifically Kevin Polley, and heâs the one that coded all this out, itâs basically the PinVid theme, so you can see the Pinvid theme. Itâs 50 bucks, or the PennBid Pro theme, only for certified advisors, so this is the one that you could get, here. PinVid theme for 50 bucks.
Iâm telling you itâs a really good theme if your focus is video stuff, and youâre just building a companion website for the sake of the authority boost that it gives the channel, then this is a great theme for that. This is the same theme I use for those. Okay, guys? The reason Iâm telling you that is because itâs been marked up entirely with schema, so the video objects, the whole entire theme is marked up and you can automate the posting of the videos to the WordPress theme, or excuse me, the site through plugins or you can do it with IFTTT. Right?
I prefer to do it with IFTTT, because thereâs no load on the server. Thatâs why you can set up an IFTTT account guys that will automatically post your word, excuse me, YouTube videos to your self posted WordPress site. We actually covered that, I think, last month in the Syndication Academy Update webinar. Thatâs a great theme specifically for that purpose. I wouldnât use it for much of anything else, but for that, itâs a great theme. Okay? There you go.
Uploading Videos To YouTube Without Persona Syndication Network
Weâll move on. âI donât have a persona syndication network build around my YouTube channel, yet, should I wait to upload any videos until that is completed, or if I add the videos to the channel now can they be added to the network once itâs finished? Thanks.â They can be, Greg, but you have to set up the like recipes, so you have to build out a whole other set of recipes that are triggered by liking a video, so I would recommend just holding off if youâre going to build a persona network as well. Iâd just wait, if I were you, but itâs up to you. You can always go in and add the like recipes, or applets, now, and Iâd just click on those and that will syndicate it, as well, but that means you have to build a whole other set of applets.
Google Maps For Online Business With No Intention Of Getting Foot Traffic
Okay. Steveâs up, he says, âI ran a number,â excuse me, âI run a number of online websites out of my home, and Iâm definitely not interested in foot traffic. Are theyâre any good ways to still use Google Maps for SEO, or should we just ignore them outside of local SEO?â Now, you can, hereâs the thing, guys, look, and I started doing this, too, for some of my affiliate businesses and stuff, guys, Iâm not kidding, Iâm registering Google My Business pages with registering addresses and all of that for even affiliate based businesses, now, guys, because of the boost that it can get, because it validates the entity.
When you get a Google My Business page, and you verify an address via postcard or whatever, how ever you verify it, for me it, itâs always been postcard, then thatâs a verified business entity in Googleâs eyes. Like, Iâve even got, recently, the Ketogenic Diet project that Iâve been working on, some of you would be familiar with that, I actually formed another company for that project and so I registered that. We just started a traffic agency, Semantic Mastery, we just registered that. I mean, even affiliate websites, guys, can be registered, but you have to verify an address.
The thing is, Steve, all you got to do is once youâve registered the Google My Business page you want to during the initial process of setting it up adding your business to Google Maps or to Google My Business, thereâs going to be a checkbox at the bottom when you go to, and it says something like, does your business serve customers at their location? You want to leave that to no, at first, which is the default setting, because when you go through the process and it sends, and it wants to send you a verification postcard, a mail via US mail, if you had selected yes, I serve customers at their location, unless this was a bug and it might have been fixed, because about six months ago when I was setting up several lead gen locations, or lead gen Google My Business location pages if you had that, yes, I serve customers at their location checked on the sign up process.
When it got to the point where it would direct you to send the postcard there would be no address in the postcard address field, it would just be the name of the business, and the city, it would have no street address, because thatâs what happens when you select that option after youâve verified the address, so in other words, leave it to no, I donât serve customers at their locations, when you set it up. Then, request the verification postcard, then once you receive the postcard and you enter your pin number in, which then verifies it, then you can go in there and set, yes, I serve customers at their location, and what that does is removes your street address from Maps. Itâll still give you a Maps listing, it will still identify the city that the business is listed in, but it will remove the street address and the Map marker from the pin, or excuse me, the Map pin from the map, itself.
It will just show your business name, and the city, and then obviously the contact details, phone numbers, stuff like that. Again, I recommend for those of you who are willing to do so, I mean, guys, I donât care what anybody says about post office boxes not working, still. I just did two more of them last week. Iâm not kidding. The US Post Office boxes still work, as Iâve recommended before donât try to register several boxes for the same Google My Business profile, so whoever the Google My Business owner is, like if youâve got, if youâre going to be using the black hat method of USPS post office boxes, guys, then donât go try to register four under the same account. Does that make sense?
You donât want to do that, because that will flag it, I know it, Iâve seen it happen, it hasnât happened to me, but itâs happened to several of our Mastermind members or Local Kingpin members, or whatever. Thatâs why I recommend for every single Google My Business profile that you set up if youâre using the PO box method is that you use different persona accounts for each GMB profile, and then once the listing has been verified, then you can add your main profile, or a single profile as the main manager for every single one of those that you set up. If that makes sense? Okay. That way you can access everything from one profile, but the actual owners are all separated. All right. Thatâs how Iâve gotten around it, and again, I just did two of them last week. I know it still works.
Webinar on KML
Chris G is up. Heâs our support guy, and our partners in Mastery PR, heâs awesome. He had a support question from Daniel [inaudible 00:35:49], he says, âCan you point me to the webinar that talks about KML? Iâve seen that except floating around the Facebook group numerous times, but have no idea where itâs from. I believe there was a webinar about it in the past, but not sure if it was free or a paid webinar.â Okay. My answer to that is, Daniel, itâs funny, but I was chatting with Marco about this earlier today, and Chris, and KML files it stands for Keyhole Markup Language. Thatâs a, I guess itâs a specific language or whatever, like what Google Earth uses.
I have limited knowledge on KML, guys, except for how I used it in the past. Okay? When I first got into doing, and I promised Marco that I would just talk about it based upon what I know from back in 2012 when I was using KML files a lot, and Marco and his team of mad scientists have been in the lab and theyâve got some really crazy shit that theyâve discovered about KML, recently, that is strictly for RYS members, guys, so I cannot, I donât even know half the shit that theyâre doing to be honest with you. I can tell you specifically about what KML used to be. I didnât even realize that they were still valid or viable files that would help SEO.
Back in 2012, I was introduced to KML files through Ivan Budimir heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, and this goes back when Google Maps SEO was brand spanking new. Right? It was in its infancy, so KML files are, you can even go to Google and look for this, letâs say, KML file generator. Letâs see if they still have them, because this was back in 2012 when I used it. Okay. Yeah. Hereâs some of them, here. See if I recognize any of these. Geo Site Map Generator, thatâs the one I used to use back in 2012, and look this site hasnât even changed in five years. Look, itâs 2011 was when it was created.
Iâm telling you, this was back in 2012 when I joined Maps Magic, which was Ivan Budimir was the coach, again, heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, the guy was a freaking ninja. Anyways, this is where Geo Site Maps something else we donât use too often anymore, but a geo site map is basically like any other site map. Right? Itâs an XML file that you can create and basically you can upload it as just a file to your server, to the root of your domain, and then just put a link, we used to do this, guys, all the time, we would create, and this is the exact site I used to use to create them, I would create, it creates a geo site map and a KML file, and what you would do is upload both files that you download once the application spits out the files for you.
You upload them to the root domain, the server on your root domain and then you would just put a link in the footer of your site, just like your privacy and terms of service links. One would say location, and that would point to the KML file, and then the other one would say geo site map and it would point to the geo site map file. That used to work like gangbusters, I mean, Iâm talking about in 2012, guys. I had lead gen sites at the time that literally all I did was go in and once I learned this technique and add the geo site map and the KML file and within two, three days boom Iâd be the top of Maps.
Now, again, this was back in 2012, I got away from doing it, honestly, because once structured data came out I heard that this had been basically rendered useless. It wasnât really all that valuable, although, again, I donât know what the hell Marcoâs doing in the lab, right now with KML files, but heâs pretty freaking excited about it, so apparently thereâs still some value to these files that I am not aware of. Again, just very simply the extent of my knowledge to these were creating the geo site map and by the way the Yoast plugin has that local SEO add-on, itâs expensive, you could purchase, I donât like it, personally. The local SEO plugin and add-on, or extension, whatever you want to call it, that has a geo site map built into it. Okay.
I personally donât really like that plugin at all. The add-on, especially, itâs expensive, and I think itâs just too much bloated code and all that kind of stuff, so I donât use it, anymore. I know that the local SEO plugin does have that ability where it creates a geo site map. One other thing I want to mention about this, guys, is I know that, hereâs another thing, whenever you go to, and letâs walk through this, real quick. Weâre running out of time. A lot of great questions today, guys, I really appreciate that. Am I logged in? Yeah, Iâm logged in. Letâs go to Semantic Mastery. Okay. Iâm logged into my AdWords Manager account, so Iâm logged into Google.
Hereâs the thing, guys, Iâm just using this as an example. Whenever you see how it says Semantic Mastery and then thereâs this star, here? When I click that star, you see how it says saved to your map? That just created a KML file. There are gigs on Fiverr that you can order that will have a bunch of, you know, theyâll take, theyâll give you 30 KML files for your Maps listing, or for your Google My Business listing, business page, whatever. Thatâs what this does. All it does is theyâll take 30 different profiles and theyâll go search for it, you know, go visit, or whatever it is that you tell them, and theyâll just click on it, or maybe you send them the maps URL, whatever. Same thing.
If I go here and go to maps, so I can see the maps listing, youâll see the same saved icon, here, so that means that by doing so this account, this Google account has now created a KML file. I know that you can use KML files for spam purposes, as well. Also, the thing is when you click on a, and I donât know where, I donât know if you can download or extract that, but I know that at least years ago that would create a KML file, because that was another way that you could boost maps listings, was spamming the saved maps. Does that make sense? All right.
Just so you know, when you click on a KML file all it does is open up Google Earth and it takes you directly to where that location is, so you want to be very, very precise, if youâre going to use something like the KML file generator, and put the exact geo coordinates in for the Google Maps listing. Guys, remember to get the exact geo coordinates, go search for your listing, go to maps, search for your listing in maps, in Google Maps, and then right here in the address bar, right there are your geo coordinates.
Do you see that there? I know itâs probably small on your end, but right there past the at symbol in the maps URL is your latitude, then itâs comma, longitude. If youâre in the US, at least, youâre going to typically, Iâm pretty sure theyâre always formatted latitude then longitude, so thatâs what it is right there. Right there, your exact coordinates based upon Googleâs data, so thatâs what you want to use in a KML file. Does that make sense? Anyways, hopefully I didnât confuse anybody on that, again, my knowledge is very limited on that, other than from what I know from years ago.
I know Marcoâs got a whole bunch of stuff heâs looking at and again thatâs stuff thatâs got to be reserved for the RYS Academy, in fact, I donât even know half the shit heâs doing. From five years ago, that used to be a really effective method. I donât know that it still is, today, because I thought, again, I havenât used it at all since we really got heavy into doing structured data markup, or schema markup. I donât how effective that is. Do you know, Roman, if youâre still on, do you have any input on that?
Roman Barnes: Not on the KML stuff. I joined the first webinar Marco did, but he had to redo the webinar, because he had a bad connection that day.
Bradley: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: I missed out on it.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. Had you ever heard of that stuff, before?
Roman Barnes: Not before that.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: That was the first time I have ever heard of it.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs so funny, because when I saw this question come up, I was like, really, KML files, are they still effective and thatâs when Marco was like, oh, my God. I was just like, wow. I may have to revisit that, because I stopped using them like three, four years ago. Probably at least three years ago. Okay.
Pitching A Syndication Network To A Video Production Company
Columbia is up, she says, âYou mentioned selling network to a video production company.â You can, Columbia, I prefer, well, it depends on your strategy, yes, you can sell networks to video production companies, in fact thatâs a great way to generate a whole bunch of revenue in one lump sum. Excuse me.
Then, upsell them on network management, and thatâs maintaining the networks, so thatâs monitoring them, also boosting the networks, so additional link building, that kind of stuff. I can tell you, my engagement with the video production companies, Iâve got one, Iâve got a handful of video production companies that send me like a couple jobs per year, if that. Theyâre really not pushing it all that hard. I got this one video production company itâs in the neighboring town, in an adjacent city to me that at any given time we have between 25 to 35 videos going, per month on what they call the Google boost program, and itâs only a $100.00 per month, per video, but thatâs pretty decent money, if you think about it. Iâve been dealing with this particular video production company for three years, now, at least three years. You know, it depends.
For them, again, I donât sell them networks, they rent, I sell them video ranking services at wholesale prices on my own networks, now I quoted them on selling them networks, and I told them that I suggested that they purchase their own networks, because then it could be branded after their company, which is their video production company, which means every time that any of their client videos that are currently ranked on my networks, but if those videos were ranked on their own networks, with their own branding. Then every time somebody was exposed to one of their client videos they would also be exposed to the video production company, because they could have their branding on the channel and all that other kind of stuff, but they didnât want to put up the initial investment.
They have been for three years, now, using my networks, and I still to this day, probably two or three times a year get an email from the owner of the production company saying, hey, I just was looking at the rankings for this particular client and I noticed that thereâs two listings on page one that says, itâs a John Doe blog and itâs got the clients video on that, what is this? And, Iâve told this to the owner like three times, a year, for the last three years, no kidding, that those are persona based properties that I use to help rank the videos, but theyâre like, you know, this doesnât make any sense, why would they have videos on somebody elseâs video on their blog, blah, blah, blah, I said, look, itâs just a way to rank stuff.
Iâve had to explain because the client says, or the business owner will, or the video production company owner says, âWell, what happens if the client goes and looks and he sees this? Isnât this going to make him mad?â I say, âYou think the client is going to be mad that his video is taking up three or four places on page one, and knocking three or four competitors off of page one, just because itâs on some persona based blog that he doesnât know who it is? Thatâs more of a problem than having his competitor in that place?â âOh. I guess, when you put it that way it makes sense.â You know?
Anyways, every time I have to reexplain that to the video production owner, is always another opportunity for me to pitch him on his own done for you networks, which we donât charge what we charge you guys as internet marketers buying networks, we charge high dollar when we charge an end user for networks, itâs a hell of a lot more expensive than when you guys buy it. You know what I mean? As far as how to pitch that, Columbia, okay, so her question is, âDo you do some video promotion for their clients while remaining invisible to their customers?â Meaning the video production companyâs customers, âAnd, later pitch the network to the production company, or would you pitch it all up front?â No. I donât do that, because thatâs sneaky.
What I do is I go directly to the video production company and the exact pitch that I use, that worked, and itâs worked four times, now, is to go to the video production company, strike up the conversation, especially if you can send them, what I like to do is send video emails, Iâve talked about that a million times, but if you send video emails to the video production company, so inside the email, itâs got a screen shot that looks like a video, so if somebody clicks on it, it opens up a video and itâs you explaining very quickly, because you have a very, very small window of opportunity to catch their attention, but show some results of ranked videos that you have ranked.
They can be generic videos that you ranked specifically, okay, now, where is Adam? They can be videos that you rank specifically just so that you have a portfolio of results to show, even if you donât use those videos to actually monetize them in any way, just rank a few videos, and then show that in a video when youâre pitching a production company and say, âLook, I provide video SEO services, I can do this for your clients,â and how you pitch it is most video production companies, they sell the video service, the creation service. Itâs a one off fee. They have to constantly be going out and getting new clients. Right? New customers. New people to buy new videos from them.
Once the video has been created they are done, unless they get repeat business from that same customer, theyâre pretty much done, so you frame it as, how would you like to generate recurring revenue from your existing client base, existing and future client base, customer base? Whatever you want to call it. Explain to them that you provide wholesale SEO services and you can rank those customers videos, so that they can not only produce the video and sell the video to the customer, but then they can upsell them on monthly SEO and mark that up, so that they get recurring revenue from them. Right? Itâs a win-win-win situation.
The customer gets more exposure and more leads from their video, which otherwise would probably only get put on their website and maybe shared to their Facebook page and that would be the end of it, nobody would ever see that video again. It wouldnât generate leads, it would only be seen by people that had already, were already leads. Does that make sense? It wouldnât be used for lead gen, most businesses buy these super nice videos that they pay $3500.00 for a local production company to create and then nobody ever sees the damn video unless theyâre on their website. What good is that? Use the video as a lead magnet. Right?
Thatâs the whole way you frame it. You frame it as the customer wins, you guys win, because you get to provide this service and generate recurring revenue from an otherwise one off service, and I win, because I get to do what I like to do, which is the SEO, the man behind the curtain. I donât have to do sales. I donât have to do customer contact, or support. None of that. All I got to do is perform. Does that make sense? Thatâs the way to pitch, and that pitch works really, really well. Hereâs the thing, if you get some people on the fence, that are unsure, offer to rank a couple of their existing clients videos for them for free. Thatâs what Iâve done.
Iâve done it, three out of the four companies that Iâve landed from using this exact method, I ranked videos for them for free, and I did it very quickly, too. You know what I mean? Iâd tell them, âSend me three, or five videos of current existing clients that you have, that you would like for me to rank,â and theyâll send me three to five videos and Iâll select one or two, or maybe three, out of them and Iâll rank them. Then, Iâll contact them back once theyâre ranked, which typically only takes a couple of days, and Iâll rank them for something like the company name, plus review. Something like that, so itâs not hard to rank, but itâs just to show results, and say, âLook, I got this done. Hereâs the results. If youâre interested in this service, letâs talk.â It works really, really well. Okay. Itâs a great strategy. I love that strategy. I donât do a whole lot of it anymore, because I got enough volume from the current clients.
Weâre going to wrap it up in four minutes, guys, weâre trying to get through a couple more very quickly. Yeah. Again, Columbia, it depends, if you want to sell networks, you can generate large lump sums of cash up front, for that, or you could build your own networks to where youâre building your own assets that you can use for not only ranking videos for production companies, but also for your own stuff. You can build your own lead gen assets, because youâll have the networks in place. If theyâre your networks, you can do whatever you want with them. Remember if youâve been following us for any length of time and I know you have, we always talk about building your own assets. It makes sense to do both, even. Sell them networks and then build your own, as well.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Make sure you charge them for it.
Bradley: Youâre damn right.
Roman Barnes: The value of the IFTTT networks, Iâve known people that have sold them for more than $2500.00 a pop.
Bradley: Yeah. One of our Mastermind members, John, a realtor, or he sells to realtors, and heâs sold them for, he showed that check $1995.00. All right. Robert says, âDo you use a proposal when selling syndication networks?â Me, typically, no. We talked on the Mastermind webinar last week very briefly about in the past for my agency, guys, like the client services, Iâve never had like packaged prices or like boxed service prices, except for a few things, one of which was syndication networks. I charge 797 to local businesses for a network order.
Itâs not really a proposal, itâs just on my agency website thereâs a services, thatâs funny, that site hasnât even been updated since 2012, because I donât get clients from my website, guys, I donât know if too many marketers that do. All my clients come from either cold contacting, and prospecting, or referrals. Anyways. But, my website has in the packages section, itâs got for example the syndication networks, 797, and it explains on the page what it is, there is no need for a proposal for that, obviously during the pitching process if some questions arise, Iâm happy to answer questions, but I really donât need a proposal for that.
What I was getting ready to say earlier was it used to be my opinion in the past was to never have boxed prices, except for something like SEO, especially, because youâd have to approach every project, independently, or separately, and evaluate every project separately, so the pricing is always going to be customized pricing based upon the project. My attitude has changed a bit into more now, to me it makes more sense to have boxed or packaged prices that are specific to services or activities. Not necessarily results. You can promise results, or whatever based upon a combination of these services, but that way everything is like ala carte, like a menu of services, and it makes it easier, because you donât need, the problem with doing customized proposals is the amount of time it takes.
Thatâs where I had always done it that way before, but going forward, looking with our new traffic agency, that Iâm basically heading that up, is I want to be able to prospect and pitch, or send proposals in volume in mass, and you cannot do that when youâre doing customized proposals. Does that make sense? Again, I recommend for something, especially for syndication network, is just having a sales page basically that you can direct people to that has your pitch for why itâs important, and why it would help their business on it already, and then just send people to that. All right.
All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Iâm going to answer one more question, just because I saw this one earlier from Alexander and I just want to answer this very quickly, guys, and then weâre going to wrap it up, because itâs at the hour mark. He says, âDo you guys still use and endorse Crowd Search?â Yes. I still do. I still use it the same way that we talk about it in the Crowd Search demo webinar, the update webinar that we did last year. I use it the same. I donât typically use it to direct traffic directly to the money site, I usually it unless itâs just for navigational search purposes, which means like brand searches, and that kind of stuff. I do use it for referral traffic, a lot. Thatâs primarily how I use it, is referral traffic.
He says, âHow can you be sure that Google will notice the traffic on link to money site?â Because if you have Google Analytics on the money site, it knows where the traffic is coming from. You can use the goo.gl, the Google short links to inject analytics in any link stream. Right? Anywhere that you shorten a URL with Google youâre adding analytics to that link stream. Analytics will see everything. Google will see everything. That all traffic activity through that link, they will know the referrals, where it came from, all that kind of stuff. The userâs device, their browser, all that kind of stuff, where they are in the world, all that comes through the goo.gl short URL, but then on your money site, if you have analytics, which why shouldnât you? I mean, some people are afraid to use all that, but I use Google Analytics on all my sites, and Google analytics will know where the traffic is coming from. Okay? Yeah. Thatâs pretty much it. All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Weâre already a couple minutes over. Roman, thanks for being here, dude.
Roman Barnes: Definitely not a problem.
Bradley: All right. Weâll see everybody, tomorrow the Rocket Video Ranker webinar, or the Video Link Vortex webinar, so donât miss it. If you guys are interested in that at all, otherwise the replay will go out. Weâll see you all next week.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Thanks, everybody.
Adam: Have a good one.
Bradley: Thanks, Adam. Bye.
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 Announcement
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:00:03].
Adam: Hey, all right. Welcome to Hump Day Hangouts, this is episode 133, the episode with Adam and Bradley, and where Adam is working on being more expressive using his hands and making more movements instead of being here like twisting in my seat, I was told I do that a lot.
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Anyways. Itâs good to be here, and despite two of us, we do have someone else coming on, weâll introduce, shortly. Then, I think the rest of the gang may show up, here as we get going. Everyone is pretty busy right now, so weâre just going to go ahead and get started. As far as announcements go, I just want to remind people, if youâre new to Semantic Mastery, please check out the Syndication Academy, Iâll put the link if youâre watching this on YouTube or if youâre watching this live, check it out. All right?
Itâs a great place to get started with us, besides Hump Day Hangouts, although we highly recommend if you can come by ask us questions, you know, these are live every week, and you can catch the replay if youâre not able to make it. Also, if you have not, yet, create your free account over at SerpSpace, all right, thatâs where all of the done for you services are, you can find, so check those out. We got a bunch more coming out, too, along with, Iâm trying to think of the newest one, itâs going to be a YouTube accounts, kind of done for you, weâre still working on exactly how thatâs going to come out, but you can check that out and then another one that just came out, what was it? Indexing, and citations.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: Citations live, this is bad, Iâve got so many things going on-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:01:24], citations is live, yet.
Adam: All right.
Bradley: Itâs damn near it, if itâs not already, because Iâve seen it in the dashboard in the development server and all that.
Adam: Right. Iâll quit rambling, because the secret guest is going to be Roman, who is one of our partners on SerpSpace, so he can talk about this a little bit more. Weâre doing a lot of, well, thatâs him right there, it says Hernan, but itâs actually-
Bradley: Yeah. Heâs playing Hernanâs part today.
Adam: Incognito. Then, real quick, too, one more thing is weâre going to be sending out some information about syndication networks, and we had a webinar this past Monday where we had a lot of information about the Syndication Academy, as well as syndication networks. Part of that is because hearing from other people, who have ordered services elsewhere, we know thereâs other people that make syndication type networks and some of them are okay, and others are really not so good, so weâve heard back from some people, like, hey, I bought this network, can you guys fix it? Itâs like, well, probably not.
Bradley: No.
Adam: It would be expensive to fix it, then it would be to just do it. So, weâll be sending out some information just doing some comparisons and then, you know, why you would want to use this service. We get that question a lot. Like, hey you guys charge more, why? So, diving into that, because we get that question and I think itâs a valid question and I understand, if I saw that, and was like, wow, why do you guys charge 10 bucks more? Whatâs up with that? Answering some of those questions, and then there might be a special opportunity with that. Weâll leave it at that, for now. Roman, can you hear me?
Roman Barnes: Yes, I can. Can you hear me?
Adam: Ew. Yeah. Your audio is awesome.
Bradley: Still, no camera, though. Right?
Roman Barnes: No. I need to go get a camera.
Adam: Got you. All right. Yeah. Everybody, this is Roman and Roman Iâm not going to butcher your last name, you want to introduce yourself?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. My name is Roman Barnes. Not too bad to ruin my-
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:16].
Adam: Actually donât ask, I was thinking-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:17].
Adam: Donât ask. I was thinking about your email address. I got confused for a minute and I was thinking that was your last name. Yeah. Iâm out there. Anyways. Yeah. I mean, right before you hopped on we were talking about whatâs coming up at SerpSpace, how we had the indexing come out. Thereâs some cool stuff like the done for you YouTube channels. Then, I even got confused, myself, as far as what has most recently come out since we had so much rolling out that you guys have been working on. If you donât mind if you can kind of do it off the top of your head, whatâs the latest two or three things that have come out?
Roman Barnes: The two things that weâre working on/pushing out kind of at the same time, one of them is something called TAS, or traffic authority stacking, itâs based on Jimmy Kellyâs Domain Authority Stacking. Itâs the 2.0 version that everybody was waiting for that never happened through Network Empire. Storm alerts. Outside of that, also, we have citations coming out and that should be very shortly.
Adam: Nice. Thatâs right. Yeah. For some reason I thought theyâve gone live, and then I was like, wait a second, maybe not. All right. Cool. All right. Again, hopefully weâll be having you on these Hump Day Hangouts more often, so something Iâll just say to everyone who is watching this now, if you guys have questions about SerpSpace, I know from time to time we get them. By all means, pop those in here and weâre going to try to be hooking up with Roman here, and bringing them on Hump Day Hangouts, so I mean he can answer all sorts of SEO questions, but obviously heâs going to be kind of the go to for SerpSpace stuff, so we can give you some more in depth answers.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: One thing, before we get started, I wanted to say we sent out an email, but if you havenât heard about it, the Video Link Vortex webinar is tomorrow. Thatâs a free webinar. Iâm going to pop the link on here. Bradley, did you, are you going to be involved in that?
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Okay. Cool.
Bradley: Iâll be there.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Iâll be there with my buddy Bill, and Lem Moore, those guys are awesome. We always have a great time when we get together on webinars. It will be fun. Weâll have a good time, so guys, come check it out. Heâs got another application that kind of, itâs kind of like a one, two punch with the Rocket Video Ranker, or the Tube Authority Rocket, whatever you want to call it. We promoted that with Bill a few weeks ago, and I did a case study, and Video Link Vortex kind of is like the next step, it can do, like automate YouTube silo builds, and it can do silos within, so in other words itâs like a playlist thing. Itâs awesome.
Adam: Nice.
Bradley: It can do it from within the same channel. It can do it within, you can create silos using other channels, as well. Itâs insane.
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: Yeah. It creates like video link wheels and all kinds of stuff. Itâs a really cool application that would work really well with the other app, too. Anyways, thatâs what thatâs about. Come check it out tomorrow, guys. There will be a replay, so if anybody asks, because I know we get that every time, so there will be a replay, donât worry about it if you cannot make it live, weâll send out the replay. Okay? By the way, Roman, while I got you on, real quick, did you say the super web 2.0âs are available, now, or theyâre coming out?
Roman Barnes: Not, yet.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: We still have a big piece to finish for that.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:06:31].
Bradley: Dude, I was logging into SerpSpace when you were saying that, I was like, no shit, theyâre ready? Thatâs awesome.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Cool.
Adam: All right. Yeah. I guess, thatâs it. Thatâs all Iâve got for announcements. You guys got anything else? Any SerpSpace news coming up, Roman, or anything people should know about?
Roman Barnes: Not too much. Once the citations are live, weâre going to be good to go on those for the desks, task type of stuff, that we havenât pushed live now on the site. We can take a couple of orders, but we cannot handle heavy volume, yet, until we get more people trained on it.
Adam: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: Itâs live, but-
Adam: Awesome.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Limited.
Adam: Cool. All right. Awesome. Letâs get into it.
Bradley: Cool. All right. Iâm going to grab the screen, and bear with me, Iâll drop out for a minute ⊠Can you guys hear me?
Adam: Yes, I can.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. All right. Ed [inaudible 00:07:34] up, he is a newer Mastermind member, and he is a hustler like no one Iâve, I mean, like itâs rare to find people that hustle as much as Ed does, so Ed, again, welcome and keep doing what youâre doing, dude. Youâre going to crush it, thereâs no doubt.
Short Tutorial On How To Use Live Rank Sniper
Ed says, âAny way to get a short tutorial step by step on how to use Live Rank Sniper? I thought I had it to create videos, to even use it. Thanks, Ed [inaudible 00:07:56].â No. Ed, and in fact you should as a Mastermind member, anyways, regardless of whether you purchased it or no you should have access to the bonus site, the MPR/, well, MasteryPR/SemanticMasterybonussite and thereâs a case study in there that I did on how to use Live Rank Sniper. So, there is step by step tutorial on exactly how I use it in there. Just go check that out, if you do not have access, just reach out to us via support and weâll get you set up, but you should have it already. Okay?
Next question, and by the way guys, you donât need videos to use Live Rank Sniper, because all it does is, it creates scheduled live events within YouTube, which are indexible, if theyâre set to public. You donât even need a video. You can just go in and schedule a whole bunch or live events, targeting keywords, you get a YouTube URL and everything. Itâs just like a YouTube video, thereâs just no video, itâs just a placeholder. Then, once youâve tested, if you decide that you want to replace the placeholder with an actual video, then you can stream to the placeholder. Thatâs possible to do, you can do it within Live Rank Sniper. You can do it with Hangout Millionaire, which is Peter Drewâs, basically itâs the enterprise version, or whatever, of Live Rank Sniper.
It does more than that, too, by the way, or you could use something like OBS, which is free. OBS Studio, and live stream to those scheduled live events. Really, the trick to using that tool is really just use a bunch of test channels for spamming with scheduled live events for poking keywords. In other words, testing the rank ability of keywords, using test channels that have no syndication networks, no connection to anything else on the web, theyâre just spam channels for testing purposes, and then from there, once youâve identified, which ones ranked, then you can go through and delete all those scheduled live events, and then just upload, or target those keywords from money channels that do have syndication networks, that have authority and all that kind of stuff, and you should be able to crush it.
Thatâs really what the whole purpose of that tool is for. Itâs not necessarily to actually replace those scheduled live events, you know, like actually add videos to those events, because the tool isnât really designed for that, itâs more for, itâs a poking tool. Itâs a keyword testing tool, so to speak, although, you can do that itâs just a slower process.
Difference Between The Link Services Provided At Serp Space and Backlinks Indexer
Edâs up next, he says, âI am taking all of my URLs for my client website, social media, and Web 2.0 sites and listing them on a spreadsheet, and then having my VA create a Google shortener for each URL and then I run both sets through the backlinks indexer, which I buy monthly, but I only get a total of 1400 links. SerpSpace allows for almost the same amount of money, it does 5,000 links. What is the difference in service? Objective answer please.â
Adam: Wow. What a good time to have Roman, here.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs a great question. Roman, do you want to tackle that one, or shall I? He might be muted.
Adam: Yeah. Roman, if you can hear us, you can feel free to talk, I donât know if youâve got yourself muted, or something happened, otherwise, Brad-
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I muted, myself.
Adam: Oh, okay.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. All I see is a black screen in front of me.
Bradley: What? You donât see the screen? Does anybody else not see the screen?
Adam: I see it. Here, Roman, Iâll just send you the Skype, there you go, I just sent it to you.
Bradley: You need the, he doesnât have the event page URL.
Adam: Right. Yeah. Let me send that to you, also.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:11:19].
Adam: As you can see everyone weâre working through-
Bradley: Iâm surprised heâs not seeing my screen from his angle. Anyways, whatever. Thatâs interesting. Everybody else can see, right? Iâm going to assume.
Adam: Yeah. I can see.
Bradley: Donâs asking, âWhat are the super web 2.0âs?â Cannot talk about it, yet, Don. âI was asking because itâs something thatâs coming out with SerpSpace.â Weâll let you know as soon as it comes out. Weâll definitely be talking about it. Okay. Can you see, now, Roman? Apparently, not. All right. Iâm just going to answer it-
Adam: Sure.
Bradley: If Roman wants to add on, he certainly can. Okay.
Edâs asking, heâs using, letâs see, backlinks indexer. Backlinks Indexer is good. Thereâs nothing wrong with it. Iâve been using Backlinks, I actually canceled my subscription, Iâm not kidding, like probably five or six weeks ago, only because weâve got Dedia in our indexing service now, through SerpSpace that is guaranteed at 60% of indexing. Thatâs pretty freaking fabulous.
I donât know of any other indexing services that do that, maybe they do, I donât know of any that do, and I could be wrong, but thatâs pretty cool and I know that Dedia, itâs amazing, because the amount of links that, that dude builds is unbelievable. Him and his team, I mean millions and millions of links per week, and heâs getting, I cannot tell you what heâs getting on his indexing, but weâll guarantee heâs above-
Roman Barnes: Is it quite?
Bradley: 60%.
Roman Barnes: Or, is it just me? Iâm just curious. Iâm sorry.
Adam: Whatâs that? No. I can hear you.
Roman Barnes: Okay. The only person I could hear is you, in the last little while.
Adam: Weird. Yeah. You might have dropped out, especially if youâre having storms.
Roman Barnes: Do you want me to rejoin on the webinar?
Adam: [crosstalk 00:13:01].
Bradley: Hey, guys. I can hear you guys.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Yeah. Iâm trying to understand the question that-
Bradley: Whatâs going on? Can you guys not hear me?
Adam: Yeah, Bradley, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Bradley: Yeah, but I hear Roman in the background talking, so I donât know-
Adam: Yeah. Roman, youâre here, right? You can hear me, right now?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I can only hear you though, I cannot hear anybody else.
Bradley: He cannot hear me is what Iâm saying Adam.
Adam: Okay. So, Bradley is talking. All right. Roman, weâll probably have you stop, just because itâs going to get all sorts of messed up.
Roman Barnes: Okay.
Adam: Yeah. Thanks. If you want to type me something as far as an answer about this or anything, feel free, and Iâll just kind of relay it.
Roman Barnes: All right. Sounds good.
Adam: Thanks.
Bradley: Weâre going to have to switch back to Hangouts, man. I can see it already. All right. Anyways, thatâs really the whole reason why Ed, is why, like, I mean, again, Backlinks Indexer is a great service, but since we have the ability, you know, through SerpSpace to indexing links at 60% or above, we guarantee, which is amazing. Thatâs why. If you can get better value by using SerpSpace, absolutely use it. Why not? Okay. By the way, I donât think itâs necessary, Ed, honestly, to be taking your, well, if you want to do it one time, like take your clients website, social media, URLs and Web 2.0, like the profile URLs, like the main blog URLs, and shorten them, and then submit them, thatâs fine, although I really donât think thatâs necessary. I think thatâs overkill.
I mean, again, you can, itâs not a problem, if itâs not costing you a lot of money itâs not something youâre doing itâs a VA doing, then feel free to do so, but again, I think thatâs overkill. Just submitting the URLs directly into the indexer ought to be good enough. It just seems like thatâs redundant, is to shorten those URLs and then submit them, unless you wanted them shortened for a reason, for other link building purposes, in which case it would be nice to already have it done. If that makes sense?
Again, if your objective is specifically just for indexing those URLs, itâs really unnecessary to shorten them and submit them twice, because you can just take the actual URLs instead of shortening them and submit them more than once if you wanted. Thatâs not a problem. You can submit the same links over and over again. Usually most of the indexing services if you submit duplicate URLs in the same batch it will filter out the duplicates, but if you resubmit the same, like submit a batch, and then you resubmit the batch a second time it will take both times. If that makes sense? Itâs probably going to vary from service to service, but thatâs typically how it would work.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: All right. Jeffâs up next, he says, Iâm sorry, go ahead, Adam.
Adam: No. I was just saying, yeah, that makes sense. Then, also if anyone is interested, something weâre looking at is the possibility of integrating the indexer in SerpSpace with network management. If you know what Iâm talking about, and that sounds interesting to you, just put something on the page, please.
Bradley: Can I elaborate on that a little bit?
Adam: Yeah. Sure.
Bradley: All right. Guys, if youâre a member, for those of you that have been using syndication networks or part of the Syndication Academy for any length of time, you probably remember over a year ago, from two years ago to about a year ago we had been endorsing a plugin called Backlink Commando that was really great, because it was a plugin that you could add to, you could take the RSS feeds from your Web 2.0 URLs, from your Web 2.0 sites, your network properties. Any of the properties that created, or had an RSS feed, so think of Blogger, Tumblr, WordPress, Delicious, and [inaudible 00:16:29]. Delicious is pretty much dead in the water, right now, but Delicious and [inaudible 00:16:33] had RSS feeds. Pocket, was another one.
If you use pinboard.in that was another one that has a feed, anyways, any that had a feed, period, you could add to this plugin and it would basically run on a cron, so a cron job, so you could set it to once every, or four times a day, letâs say four times a day it would go basically call or fetch all the RSS feeds that were submitted to the plugin and pull any new posts that it had discovered. It would submit them or put them into a queue that then would go submit those URLs on a cron to a backlinks indexing service, and there was several of them that it would integrate with, one of which was Backlinks Indexer, and that was the one we always recommended. It was awesome.
It was an awesome way to automate your Web 2.0 post URLs, so your syndicated content from your money site, or your YouTube channel that goes out to your Web 2.0âs and is published on the Web 2.0âs it would extract those URLs, post URLs and auto submit them to indexer, as well. About a year ago, they just stopped supporting that plugin, and it stopped working. They donât sell it anymore, either. They donât support it anymore, which I think thatâs shitty, but it is what it is, and it stopped working, so we really didnât have any other solutions for that.
Now, about two or three, maybe even four months ago, now, on one of the Syndication Academy update webinars there was a hack that was brought to me, or was shown to me by one of our Syndication Academy members, his handle in the Facebook group is Rico Suave, but he gave us an awesome, or shared an awesome method for being able to use Google Sheets, which would extract the post URLs and put them in a Google Sheet and then you could index the Google Sheet and do all kinds of stuff with that. Thatâs been covered in the Syndication Academy updates, guys, if you want to go look at that, but again, it was still kind of a bit of a pain in the ass to set up.
It was a decent alternative, but it was kind of a pain in the ass, so anyways, the next step is now that we have indexing services inside of SerpSpace, along with the network management. Right? Network monitoring service, we can possibly, and thatâs what weâre working on is have that service to where it will auto extract the URLs and submit them to the indexer, so itâs going to be the solution that weâve been waiting for, for about a year, now. Thanks to our friends over there at SerpSpace. Hopefully, that makes sense. Guys, when that feature rolls out, weâll certainly let you know, because that in of itself will be totally worth having a subscription for the indexing service just for that reason if nothing else. Okay?
Thoughts On Syndicating WordPress Blogs To Personally Branded IFTTT Networks
Okay. Jeffâs up, letâs see, he says, âI have a new client who, he and his wife both have problems in the past with showing up on Ripoff Report we are working on citations, and soliciting new reviews. If I can bury a Ripoff Report beyond page two for his name I get paid a handsome bonus. He has a consultingbusiness.com, domain number one, and his wife is a real estate agent and she owns her name.com, domain number two, and he owns his name.com, domain number three. They also own a prominent real estate development, domain number four.â Okay. âI was thinking, syndicating their respective WordPress blogs to personally branded IFTTT networks. Thoughts?â Yeah. Thatâs fine. Thereâs no reason you cannot do that.
You can certainly brand, like think about consultants and things like that, speakers, coaches, those kinds of things are typically going to have their brand is themselves, you know what I mean? They are their brand, thatâs what I mean. Okay? Thereâs absolutely nothing wrong with that, Jeff. Thatâs perfectly logical and normal.
Ordering IFTTT Networks And Use Real Names/Photos Instead Of Personas
âIf so, can I order syndication networks and use real names, photos, instead of personas?â Absolutely. Yeah. We only use personas stuff when weâre creating specifically just for SEO boosting purposes. You know, syndication networks specifically just for SEO boosting purposes, but if youâve got, you know, a real person that has their own blog, absolutely, we donât spoof anything there.
That should be branded for them. Right? It should be branded after them personally, because they are their brand. Yes. You can absolutely do that. âCould these be ordered so that IPâs match the regional area?â They could be, but hereâs the kicker with that, Jeff, itâs not something we cannot do, but youâre going to have to provide the proxy when you purchase the order, and itâs going to have to be a custom order, which means we charge, itâs a small nominal customization fee. I think itâs like 20 bucks.
If Roman is still on, and he can confirm that, or Adam, if you can confirm that. I think itâs 20 bucks as an add-on for something like that. Hereâs the deal, when you go to order the network, as far as I know, you order the network and place a support tech ticket after itâs been ordered, mention that you would like to use a specific proxy, pay the upgrade fee and send us the proxy with the user name and password for it, and we should be able to get it done for you. Okay? Am I wrong in saying that, guys? Anybody want to comment on that, before I move on to the next one?
Roman Barnes: I donât think we have that option available in the site, but we could certainly take care of it if you-
Bradley: Right.
Roman Barnes: Send in a ticket afterwords-
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: Thatâs not a problem.
Tiers Suggested Per Property For All Four Domains/Properties
Bradley: Okay. Thatâs your deal, Jeff, just send in a support ticket, as long as you can provide us with the proxy, and again, I think itâs just a small fee for customization. That kind of stuff happens from time to time. We do accommodate things like that when needed. âIf I ordered networks for all four domains, properties, how many tiers do you suggest for property?â Honestly, I would just suggest one tier one network for each property, Jeff. That hasnât changed, thatâs the same suggestion that I always do for blog syndication, I want one branded tier for each domain. Right? Because thereâs going to be four different brands, really. Thatâs all I recommend.
You can do multi tiered networks, but itâs more hassle, in my opinion, then itâs really worth, unless youâre using something like RSS Masher, Damon Nelsonâs product, which is a good product, and thatâs a good way to kind of like reduce footprint issues on tier two. For YouTube channels, you can get away with as many networks as you want, but for money channels, I recommend that you stick with just a branded tier one network for now.
Syndicating Youtube Channels To The Same Set Of Web 2.0 Properties
âCan I also syndicate YouTube channels to the same Web 2.0 properties?â Of course. Of course, you can.
âAny other tips, recommendations?â No. The only thing I would recommend is from the personal blogs, because itâs kind of like all wrapped up in one, those four brands, believe it or not, I would recommend actually, probably interlinking between networks. What I mean by that is not linking everything together, but Iâm talking about like occasionally do a blog post from one site where they mention or reference another site, kind of like, you could do it multiple ways, a traditional contextual link from within a blog post with an anchor text or you could do curation style link. Remember, where you could actually curate some content from one of those other three domains on to the blog. Right? Then, cite, or give attribution. Just like you would for any sort of curating content over to that site.
Another thing you could do is like a resource box, like, at the bottom of a post, say recommended reading or additional resources, or something like that, and then put links to related content on the web, one of those links being one of your own sites, or one of your clients sites. You know what I mean. The reason I say this, you donât want to interlink everything all the time, but you donât want to start just at kind of randomly, occasionally linking from one to the other, and another to another, that kind of stuff and what will happen is youâll start to improve the authority and the relevancy of all four of those. Right? Thatâs a little bit counterintuitive.
Our friend, Pavel from Rank Whiz has been doing a ton of testing with that kind of stuff. Heâs got a lot of data showing that, that will improve actually interlinking between network properties, now, in a randomized fashion, and Roman could talk about this a little bit, as well, but that seems to be actually really effective for reinforcing the relevancy of the network properties, and actually improving the overall authority and the power of them.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Definitely. One of the things I wanted to maybe also add into that is maybe some JSON structured data markup might help in his situation as well, because itâs general reputation management from what Iâm understanding from the question, same attributes, and that kind of thing would definitely go a long way.
Associated Website For A YouTube Channel
Bradley: Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Cool. On to the next one. Gregâs up, he says, âMy established website has an empty YouTube channel, itâs part of itâs branded syndication network. I went through YouTube mastery course and will not be adding a lot of videos and Iâm wondering about the companion website you discussed, is a companion website needed in my situation, or is that only when used when YouTube is a primary focus and there is no related website already placed?â Yeah. Thatâs what I mean, Greg, the companion website, associated website, whatever you want to call it, thatâs typically if youâre going to be using YouTube as your main content distribution engine.
In other words, if that is your epicenter, your golden frame, is your YouTube channel, itself, like thatâs your main content platform, then I recommend buying a domain and creating a companion/associated website and it attaching it, because it does help to improve the authority of the YouTube channel, but itâs not necessary if you have that, for example, in your case itâs part of a branded network, itâs just not being used, then itâs not necessary, because itâs again, itâs only, I only recommend doing that if youâre using YouTube as the primary content source for your networks.
If youâre going to be using a website, then I recommend creating the associated website, right away, and then using that as your content distribution, so thatâs the center of everything, is your website, because you want to transfer as much authority to your website as possible. Right? If youâre doing specifically YouTube marketing, YouTube video stuff, then I would recommend just sticking with the YouTube channel as your primary source and you can add a companion website if you want, but if you already have it as part of a network, itâs really not necessary, because it should already be linked to your existing, and excuse me, interlinked with all of your existing properties in that network. Itâs just your call. Itâs up to you. Itâs really up to you.
Pinvid As Top Recommended Theme For A Youtube Companion Website
âIs PinVid still top recommended theme for a companion website?â Yeah. In a reality, if youâre doing video based stuff, oh, God, I want to talk about this, this screen, here, at some point, if we have time.
Adam: Yeah, man. Do it. Momentum?
Bradley: Yeah. This is awesome. I freaking love this. Guys, this in a Chrome extension. Itâs called Momentum, itâs free, but what I love about it is once you install it, youâve got this to do list over here, and Iâve just always used paper and pen or whiteboard and I have for years, now, Iâm just keeping tasks and stuff, daily tasks, this is awesome, because you can swap stuff around, you can move stuff, all kinds of stuff. You can put your favorite links, the links you access often up here. What I like about it is every time you go to open up a new tab to go to another website-
Adam: Hold on, your man focus today is get shit done.
Bradley: My man focus today is-
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: To get shit done. Thatâs right. What that means is look at your to do list, dummy.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: Thatâs what that means. You know? Every time I go to open up the tab to go check Facebook, or go look at the new offer from some stupid email that I got, or whatever, I click on this, I open this up and it is basically starring me in the face, like hey, this is the stuff youâve got to do quit being stupid. You know?
Adam: Maybe we should have an episode of Hump Day Hangouts thatâs all about workflows and productivity, or maybe just an extra episode. I think it would be interesting.
Bradley: Yeah. All right. What I was looking for was structured, you would know this one, Roman, if youâre still on.
Roman Barnes: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Bradley: Semantic WordPress themes, thatâs what I was thinking of. Kevin Polley, he coded these. If youâre just doing this, letâs see if I can find it, this is on the Network Empire website, but they had, he had his own website for, I thought it was semantic WordPress themes. Anyways, this is it here, guys, just go to Google, if your curious, look up semantic WordPress themes, this is from the Network Empire guys, specifically Kevin Polley, and heâs the one that coded all this out, itâs basically the PinVid theme, so you can see the Pinvid theme. Itâs 50 bucks, or the PennBid Pro theme, only for certified advisors, so this is the one that you could get, here. PinVid theme for 50 bucks.
Iâm telling you itâs a really good theme if your focus is video stuff, and youâre just building a companion website for the sake of the authority boost that it gives the channel, then this is a great theme for that. This is the same theme I use for those. Okay, guys? The reason Iâm telling you that is because itâs been marked up entirely with schema, so the video objects, the whole entire theme is marked up and you can automate the posting of the videos to the WordPress theme, or excuse me, the site through plugins or you can do it with IFTTT. Right?
I prefer to do it with IFTTT, because thereâs no load on the server. Thatâs why you can set up an IFTTT account guys that will automatically post your word, excuse me, YouTube videos to your self posted WordPress site. We actually covered that, I think, last month in the Syndication Academy Update webinar. Thatâs a great theme specifically for that purpose. I wouldnât use it for much of anything else, but for that, itâs a great theme. Okay? There you go.
Uploading Videos To YouTube Without Persona Syndication Network
Weâll move on. âI donât have a persona syndication network build around my YouTube channel, yet, should I wait to upload any videos until that is completed, or if I add the videos to the channel now can they be added to the network once itâs finished? Thanks.â They can be, Greg, but you have to set up the like recipes, so you have to build out a whole other set of recipes that are triggered by liking a video, so I would recommend just holding off if youâre going to build a persona network as well. Iâd just wait, if I were you, but itâs up to you. You can always go in and add the like recipes, or applets, now, and Iâd just click on those and that will syndicate it, as well, but that means you have to build a whole other set of applets.
Google Maps For Online Business With No Intention Of Getting Foot Traffic
Okay. Steveâs up, he says, âI ran a number,â excuse me, âI run a number of online websites out of my home, and Iâm definitely not interested in foot traffic. Are theyâre any good ways to still use Google Maps for SEO, or should we just ignore them outside of local SEO?â Now, you can, hereâs the thing, guys, look, and I started doing this, too, for some of my affiliate businesses and stuff, guys, Iâm not kidding, Iâm registering Google My Business pages with registering addresses and all of that for even affiliate based businesses, now, guys, because of the boost that it can get, because it validates the entity.
When you get a Google My Business page, and you verify an address via postcard or whatever, how ever you verify it, for me it, itâs always been postcard, then thatâs a verified business entity in Googleâs eyes. Like, Iâve even got, recently, the Ketogenic Diet project that Iâve been working on, some of you would be familiar with that, I actually formed another company for that project and so I registered that. We just started a traffic agency, Semantic Mastery, we just registered that. I mean, even affiliate websites, guys, can be registered, but you have to verify an address.
The thing is, Steve, all you got to do is once youâve registered the Google My Business page you want to during the initial process of setting it up adding your business to Google Maps or to Google My Business, thereâs going to be a checkbox at the bottom when you go to, and it says something like, does your business serve customers at their location? You want to leave that to no, at first, which is the default setting, because when you go through the process and it sends, and it wants to send you a verification postcard, a mail via US mail, if you had selected yes, I serve customers at their location, unless this was a bug and it might have been fixed, because about six months ago when I was setting up several lead gen locations, or lead gen Google My Business location pages if you had that, yes, I serve customers at their location checked on the sign up process.
When it got to the point where it would direct you to send the postcard there would be no address in the postcard address field, it would just be the name of the business, and the city, it would have no street address, because thatâs what happens when you select that option after youâve verified the address, so in other words, leave it to no, I donât serve customers at their locations, when you set it up. Then, request the verification postcard, then once you receive the postcard and you enter your pin number in, which then verifies it, then you can go in there and set, yes, I serve customers at their location, and what that does is removes your street address from Maps. Itâll still give you a Maps listing, it will still identify the city that the business is listed in, but it will remove the street address and the Map marker from the pin, or excuse me, the Map pin from the map, itself.
It will just show your business name, and the city, and then obviously the contact details, phone numbers, stuff like that. Again, I recommend for those of you who are willing to do so, I mean, guys, I donât care what anybody says about post office boxes not working, still. I just did two more of them last week. Iâm not kidding. The US Post Office boxes still work, as Iâve recommended before donât try to register several boxes for the same Google My Business profile, so whoever the Google My Business owner is, like if youâve got, if youâre going to be using the black hat method of USPS post office boxes, guys, then donât go try to register four under the same account. Does that make sense?
You donât want to do that, because that will flag it, I know it, Iâve seen it happen, it hasnât happened to me, but itâs happened to several of our Mastermind members or Local Kingpin members, or whatever. Thatâs why I recommend for every single Google My Business profile that you set up if youâre using the PO box method is that you use different persona accounts for each GMB profile, and then once the listing has been verified, then you can add your main profile, or a single profile as the main manager for every single one of those that you set up. If that makes sense? Okay. That way you can access everything from one profile, but the actual owners are all separated. All right. Thatâs how Iâve gotten around it, and again, I just did two of them last week. I know it still works.
Webinar on KML
Chris G is up. Heâs our support guy, and our partners in Mastery PR, heâs awesome. He had a support question from Daniel [inaudible 00:35:49], he says, âCan you point me to the webinar that talks about KML? Iâve seen that except floating around the Facebook group numerous times, but have no idea where itâs from. I believe there was a webinar about it in the past, but not sure if it was free or a paid webinar.â Okay. My answer to that is, Daniel, itâs funny, but I was chatting with Marco about this earlier today, and Chris, and KML files it stands for Keyhole Markup Language. Thatâs a, I guess itâs a specific language or whatever, like what Google Earth uses.
I have limited knowledge on KML, guys, except for how I used it in the past. Okay? When I first got into doing, and I promised Marco that I would just talk about it based upon what I know from back in 2012 when I was using KML files a lot, and Marco and his team of mad scientists have been in the lab and theyâve got some really crazy shit that theyâve discovered about KML, recently, that is strictly for RYS members, guys, so I cannot, I donât even know half the shit that theyâre doing to be honest with you. I can tell you specifically about what KML used to be. I didnât even realize that they were still valid or viable files that would help SEO.
Back in 2012, I was introduced to KML files through Ivan Budimir heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, and this goes back when Google Maps SEO was brand spanking new. Right? It was in its infancy, so KML files are, you can even go to Google and look for this, letâs say, KML file generator. Letâs see if they still have them, because this was back in 2012 when I used it. Okay. Yeah. Hereâs some of them, here. See if I recognize any of these. Geo Site Map Generator, thatâs the one I used to use back in 2012, and look this site hasnât even changed in five years. Look, itâs 2011 was when it was created.
Iâm telling you, this was back in 2012 when I joined Maps Magic, which was Ivan Budimir was the coach, again, heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, the guy was a freaking ninja. Anyways, this is where Geo Site Maps something else we donât use too often anymore, but a geo site map is basically like any other site map. Right? Itâs an XML file that you can create and basically you can upload it as just a file to your server, to the root of your domain, and then just put a link, we used to do this, guys, all the time, we would create, and this is the exact site I used to use to create them, I would create, it creates a geo site map and a KML file, and what you would do is upload both files that you download once the application spits out the files for you.
You upload them to the root domain, the server on your root domain and then you would just put a link in the footer of your site, just like your privacy and terms of service links. One would say location, and that would point to the KML file, and then the other one would say geo site map and it would point to the geo site map file. That used to work like gangbusters, I mean, Iâm talking about in 2012, guys. I had lead gen sites at the time that literally all I did was go in and once I learned this technique and add the geo site map and the KML file and within two, three days boom Iâd be the top of Maps.
Now, again, this was back in 2012, I got away from doing it, honestly, because once structured data came out I heard that this had been basically rendered useless. It wasnât really all that valuable, although, again, I donât know what the hell Marcoâs doing in the lab, right now with KML files, but heâs pretty freaking excited about it, so apparently thereâs still some value to these files that I am not aware of. Again, just very simply the extent of my knowledge to these were creating the geo site map and by the way the Yoast plugin has that local SEO add-on, itâs expensive, you could purchase, I donât like it, personally. The local SEO plugin and add-on, or extension, whatever you want to call it, that has a geo site map built into it. Okay.
I personally donât really like that plugin at all. The add-on, especially, itâs expensive, and I think itâs just too much bloated code and all that kind of stuff, so I donât use it, anymore. I know that the local SEO plugin does have that ability where it creates a geo site map. One other thing I want to mention about this, guys, is I know that, hereâs another thing, whenever you go to, and letâs walk through this, real quick. Weâre running out of time. A lot of great questions today, guys, I really appreciate that. Am I logged in? Yeah, Iâm logged in. Letâs go to Semantic Mastery. Okay. Iâm logged into my AdWords Manager account, so Iâm logged into Google.
Hereâs the thing, guys, Iâm just using this as an example. Whenever you see how it says Semantic Mastery and then thereâs this star, here? When I click that star, you see how it says saved to your map? That just created a KML file. There are gigs on Fiverr that you can order that will have a bunch of, you know, theyâll take, theyâll give you 30 KML files for your Maps listing, or for your Google My Business listing, business page, whatever. Thatâs what this does. All it does is theyâll take 30 different profiles and theyâll go search for it, you know, go visit, or whatever it is that you tell them, and theyâll just click on it, or maybe you send them the maps URL, whatever. Same thing.
If I go here and go to maps, so I can see the maps listing, youâll see the same saved icon, here, so that means that by doing so this account, this Google account has now created a KML file. I know that you can use KML files for spam purposes, as well. Also, the thing is when you click on a, and I donât know where, I donât know if you can download or extract that, but I know that at least years ago that would create a KML file, because that was another way that you could boost maps listings, was spamming the saved maps. Does that make sense? All right.
Just so you know, when you click on a KML file all it does is open up Google Earth and it takes you directly to where that location is, so you want to be very, very precise, if youâre going to use something like the KML file generator, and put the exact geo coordinates in for the Google Maps listing. Guys, remember to get the exact geo coordinates, go search for your listing, go to maps, search for your listing in maps, in Google Maps, and then right here in the address bar, right there are your geo coordinates.
Do you see that there? I know itâs probably small on your end, but right there past the at symbol in the maps URL is your latitude, then itâs comma, longitude. If youâre in the US, at least, youâre going to typically, Iâm pretty sure theyâre always formatted latitude then longitude, so thatâs what it is right there. Right there, your exact coordinates based upon Googleâs data, so thatâs what you want to use in a KML file. Does that make sense? Anyways, hopefully I didnât confuse anybody on that, again, my knowledge is very limited on that, other than from what I know from years ago.
I know Marcoâs got a whole bunch of stuff heâs looking at and again thatâs stuff thatâs got to be reserved for the RYS Academy, in fact, I donât even know half the shit heâs doing. From five years ago, that used to be a really effective method. I donât know that it still is, today, because I thought, again, I havenât used it at all since we really got heavy into doing structured data markup, or schema markup. I donât how effective that is. Do you know, Roman, if youâre still on, do you have any input on that?
Roman Barnes: Not on the KML stuff. I joined the first webinar Marco did, but he had to redo the webinar, because he had a bad connection that day.
Bradley: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: I missed out on it.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. Had you ever heard of that stuff, before?
Roman Barnes: Not before that.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: That was the first time I have ever heard of it.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs so funny, because when I saw this question come up, I was like, really, KML files, are they still effective and thatâs when Marco was like, oh, my God. I was just like, wow. I may have to revisit that, because I stopped using them like three, four years ago. Probably at least three years ago. Okay.
Pitching A Syndication Network To A Video Production Company
Columbia is up, she says, âYou mentioned selling network to a video production company.â You can, Columbia, I prefer, well, it depends on your strategy, yes, you can sell networks to video production companies, in fact thatâs a great way to generate a whole bunch of revenue in one lump sum. Excuse me.
Then, upsell them on network management, and thatâs maintaining the networks, so thatâs monitoring them, also boosting the networks, so additional link building, that kind of stuff. I can tell you, my engagement with the video production companies, Iâve got one, Iâve got a handful of video production companies that send me like a couple jobs per year, if that. Theyâre really not pushing it all that hard. I got this one video production company itâs in the neighboring town, in an adjacent city to me that at any given time we have between 25 to 35 videos going, per month on what they call the Google boost program, and itâs only a $100.00 per month, per video, but thatâs pretty decent money, if you think about it. Iâve been dealing with this particular video production company for three years, now, at least three years. You know, it depends.
For them, again, I donât sell them networks, they rent, I sell them video ranking services at wholesale prices on my own networks, now I quoted them on selling them networks, and I told them that I suggested that they purchase their own networks, because then it could be branded after their company, which is their video production company, which means every time that any of their client videos that are currently ranked on my networks, but if those videos were ranked on their own networks, with their own branding. Then every time somebody was exposed to one of their client videos they would also be exposed to the video production company, because they could have their branding on the channel and all that other kind of stuff, but they didnât want to put up the initial investment.
They have been for three years, now, using my networks, and I still to this day, probably two or three times a year get an email from the owner of the production company saying, hey, I just was looking at the rankings for this particular client and I noticed that thereâs two listings on page one that says, itâs a John Doe blog and itâs got the clients video on that, what is this? And, Iâve told this to the owner like three times, a year, for the last three years, no kidding, that those are persona based properties that I use to help rank the videos, but theyâre like, you know, this doesnât make any sense, why would they have videos on somebody elseâs video on their blog, blah, blah, blah, I said, look, itâs just a way to rank stuff.
Iâve had to explain because the client says, or the business owner will, or the video production company owner says, âWell, what happens if the client goes and looks and he sees this? Isnât this going to make him mad?â I say, âYou think the client is going to be mad that his video is taking up three or four places on page one, and knocking three or four competitors off of page one, just because itâs on some persona based blog that he doesnât know who it is? Thatâs more of a problem than having his competitor in that place?â âOh. I guess, when you put it that way it makes sense.â You know?
Anyways, every time I have to reexplain that to the video production owner, is always another opportunity for me to pitch him on his own done for you networks, which we donât charge what we charge you guys as internet marketers buying networks, we charge high dollar when we charge an end user for networks, itâs a hell of a lot more expensive than when you guys buy it. You know what I mean? As far as how to pitch that, Columbia, okay, so her question is, âDo you do some video promotion for their clients while remaining invisible to their customers?â Meaning the video production companyâs customers, âAnd, later pitch the network to the production company, or would you pitch it all up front?â No. I donât do that, because thatâs sneaky.
What I do is I go directly to the video production company and the exact pitch that I use, that worked, and itâs worked four times, now, is to go to the video production company, strike up the conversation, especially if you can send them, what I like to do is send video emails, Iâve talked about that a million times, but if you send video emails to the video production company, so inside the email, itâs got a screen shot that looks like a video, so if somebody clicks on it, it opens up a video and itâs you explaining very quickly, because you have a very, very small window of opportunity to catch their attention, but show some results of ranked videos that you have ranked.
They can be generic videos that you ranked specifically, okay, now, where is Adam? They can be videos that you rank specifically just so that you have a portfolio of results to show, even if you donât use those videos to actually monetize them in any way, just rank a few videos, and then show that in a video when youâre pitching a production company and say, âLook, I provide video SEO services, I can do this for your clients,â and how you pitch it is most video production companies, they sell the video service, the creation service. Itâs a one off fee. They have to constantly be going out and getting new clients. Right? New customers. New people to buy new videos from them.
Once the video has been created they are done, unless they get repeat business from that same customer, theyâre pretty much done, so you frame it as, how would you like to generate recurring revenue from your existing client base, existing and future client base, customer base? Whatever you want to call it. Explain to them that you provide wholesale SEO services and you can rank those customers videos, so that they can not only produce the video and sell the video to the customer, but then they can upsell them on monthly SEO and mark that up, so that they get recurring revenue from them. Right? Itâs a win-win-win situation.
The customer gets more exposure and more leads from their video, which otherwise would probably only get put on their website and maybe shared to their Facebook page and that would be the end of it, nobody would ever see that video again. It wouldnât generate leads, it would only be seen by people that had already, were already leads. Does that make sense? It wouldnât be used for lead gen, most businesses buy these super nice videos that they pay $3500.00 for a local production company to create and then nobody ever sees the damn video unless theyâre on their website. What good is that? Use the video as a lead magnet. Right?
Thatâs the whole way you frame it. You frame it as the customer wins, you guys win, because you get to provide this service and generate recurring revenue from an otherwise one off service, and I win, because I get to do what I like to do, which is the SEO, the man behind the curtain. I donât have to do sales. I donât have to do customer contact, or support. None of that. All I got to do is perform. Does that make sense? Thatâs the way to pitch, and that pitch works really, really well. Hereâs the thing, if you get some people on the fence, that are unsure, offer to rank a couple of their existing clients videos for them for free. Thatâs what Iâve done.
Iâve done it, three out of the four companies that Iâve landed from using this exact method, I ranked videos for them for free, and I did it very quickly, too. You know what I mean? Iâd tell them, âSend me three, or five videos of current existing clients that you have, that you would like for me to rank,â and theyâll send me three to five videos and Iâll select one or two, or maybe three, out of them and Iâll rank them. Then, Iâll contact them back once theyâre ranked, which typically only takes a couple of days, and Iâll rank them for something like the company name, plus review. Something like that, so itâs not hard to rank, but itâs just to show results, and say, âLook, I got this done. Hereâs the results. If youâre interested in this service, letâs talk.â It works really, really well. Okay. Itâs a great strategy. I love that strategy. I donât do a whole lot of it anymore, because I got enough volume from the current clients.
Weâre going to wrap it up in four minutes, guys, weâre trying to get through a couple more very quickly. Yeah. Again, Columbia, it depends, if you want to sell networks, you can generate large lump sums of cash up front, for that, or you could build your own networks to where youâre building your own assets that you can use for not only ranking videos for production companies, but also for your own stuff. You can build your own lead gen assets, because youâll have the networks in place. If theyâre your networks, you can do whatever you want with them. Remember if youâve been following us for any length of time and I know you have, we always talk about building your own assets. It makes sense to do both, even. Sell them networks and then build your own, as well.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Make sure you charge them for it.
Bradley: Youâre damn right.
Roman Barnes: The value of the IFTTT networks, Iâve known people that have sold them for more than $2500.00 a pop.
Bradley: Yeah. One of our Mastermind members, John, a realtor, or he sells to realtors, and heâs sold them for, he showed that check $1995.00. All right. Robert says, âDo you use a proposal when selling syndication networks?â Me, typically, no. We talked on the Mastermind webinar last week very briefly about in the past for my agency, guys, like the client services, Iâve never had like packaged prices or like boxed service prices, except for a few things, one of which was syndication networks. I charge 797 to local businesses for a network order.
Itâs not really a proposal, itâs just on my agency website thereâs a services, thatâs funny, that site hasnât even been updated since 2012, because I donât get clients from my website, guys, I donât know if too many marketers that do. All my clients come from either cold contacting, and prospecting, or referrals. Anyways. But, my website has in the packages section, itâs got for example the syndication networks, 797, and it explains on the page what it is, there is no need for a proposal for that, obviously during the pitching process if some questions arise, Iâm happy to answer questions, but I really donât need a proposal for that.
What I was getting ready to say earlier was it used to be my opinion in the past was to never have boxed prices, except for something like SEO, especially, because youâd have to approach every project, independently, or separately, and evaluate every project separately, so the pricing is always going to be customized pricing based upon the project. My attitude has changed a bit into more now, to me it makes more sense to have boxed or packaged prices that are specific to services or activities. Not necessarily results. You can promise results, or whatever based upon a combination of these services, but that way everything is like ala carte, like a menu of services, and it makes it easier, because you donât need, the problem with doing customized proposals is the amount of time it takes.
Thatâs where I had always done it that way before, but going forward, looking with our new traffic agency, that Iâm basically heading that up, is I want to be able to prospect and pitch, or send proposals in volume in mass, and you cannot do that when youâre doing customized proposals. Does that make sense? Again, I recommend for something, especially for syndication network, is just having a sales page basically that you can direct people to that has your pitch for why itâs important, and why it would help their business on it already, and then just send people to that. All right.
All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Iâm going to answer one more question, just because I saw this one earlier from Alexander and I just want to answer this very quickly, guys, and then weâre going to wrap it up, because itâs at the hour mark. He says, âDo you guys still use and endorse Crowd Search?â Yes. I still do. I still use it the same way that we talk about it in the Crowd Search demo webinar, the update webinar that we did last year. I use it the same. I donât typically use it to direct traffic directly to the money site, I usually it unless itâs just for navigational search purposes, which means like brand searches, and that kind of stuff. I do use it for referral traffic, a lot. Thatâs primarily how I use it, is referral traffic.
He says, âHow can you be sure that Google will notice the traffic on link to money site?â Because if you have Google Analytics on the money site, it knows where the traffic is coming from. You can use the goo.gl, the Google short links to inject analytics in any link stream. Right? Anywhere that you shorten a URL with Google youâre adding analytics to that link stream. Analytics will see everything. Google will see everything. That all traffic activity through that link, they will know the referrals, where it came from, all that kind of stuff. The userâs device, their browser, all that kind of stuff, where they are in the world, all that comes through the goo.gl short URL, but then on your money site, if you have analytics, which why shouldnât you? I mean, some people are afraid to use all that, but I use Google Analytics on all my sites, and Google analytics will know where the traffic is coming from. Okay? Yeah. Thatâs pretty much it. All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Weâre already a couple minutes over. Roman, thanks for being here, dude.
Roman Barnes: Definitely not a problem.
Bradley: All right. Weâll see everybody, tomorrow the Rocket Video Ranker webinar, or the Video Link Vortex webinar, so donât miss it. If you guys are interested in that at all, otherwise the replay will go out. Weâll see you all next week.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Thanks, everybody.
Adam: Have a good one.
Bradley: Thanks, Adam. Bye.
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Weekly Digital Marketing Q&A â Hump Day Hangouts â Episode 133
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 Announcement
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:00:03].
Adam: Hey, all right. Welcome to Hump Day Hangouts, this is episode 133, the episode with Adam and Bradley, and where Adam is working on being more expressive using his hands and making more movements instead of being here like twisting in my seat, I was told I do that a lot.
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Anyways. Itâs good to be here, and despite two of us, we do have someone else coming on, weâll introduce, shortly. Then, I think the rest of the gang may show up, here as we get going. Everyone is pretty busy right now, so weâre just going to go ahead and get started. As far as announcements go, I just want to remind people, if youâre new to Semantic Mastery, please check out the Syndication Academy, Iâll put the link if youâre watching this on YouTube or if youâre watching this live, check it out. All right?
Itâs a great place to get started with us, besides Hump Day Hangouts, although we highly recommend if you can come by ask us questions, you know, these are live every week, and you can catch the replay if youâre not able to make it. Also, if you have not, yet, create your free account over at SerpSpace, all right, thatâs where all of the done for you services are, you can find, so check those out. We got a bunch more coming out, too, along with, Iâm trying to think of the newest one, itâs going to be a YouTube accounts, kind of done for you, weâre still working on exactly how thatâs going to come out, but you can check that out and then another one that just came out, what was it? Indexing, and citations.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: Citations live, this is bad, Iâve got so many things going on-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:01:24], citations is live, yet.
Adam: All right.
Bradley: Itâs damn near it, if itâs not already, because Iâve seen it in the dashboard in the development server and all that.
Adam: Right. Iâll quit rambling, because the secret guest is going to be Roman, who is one of our partners on SerpSpace, so he can talk about this a little bit more. Weâre doing a lot of, well, thatâs him right there, it says Hernan, but itâs actually-
Bradley: Yeah. Heâs playing Hernanâs part today.
Adam: Incognito. Then, real quick, too, one more thing is weâre going to be sending out some information about syndication networks, and we had a webinar this past Monday where we had a lot of information about the Syndication Academy, as well as syndication networks. Part of that is because hearing from other people, who have ordered services elsewhere, we know thereâs other people that make syndication type networks and some of them are okay, and others are really not so good, so weâve heard back from some people, like, hey, I bought this network, can you guys fix it? Itâs like, well, probably not.
Bradley: No.
Adam: It would be expensive to fix it, then it would be to just do it. So, weâll be sending out some information just doing some comparisons and then, you know, why you would want to use this service. We get that question a lot. Like, hey you guys charge more, why? So, diving into that, because we get that question and I think itâs a valid question and I understand, if I saw that, and was like, wow, why do you guys charge 10 bucks more? Whatâs up with that? Answering some of those questions, and then there might be a special opportunity with that. Weâll leave it at that, for now. Roman, can you hear me?
Roman Barnes: Yes, I can. Can you hear me?
Adam: Ew. Yeah. Your audio is awesome.
Bradley: Still, no camera, though. Right?
Roman Barnes: No. I need to go get a camera.
Adam: Got you. All right. Yeah. Everybody, this is Roman and Roman Iâm not going to butcher your last name, you want to introduce yourself?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. My name is Roman Barnes. Not too bad to ruin my-
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:16].
Adam: Actually donât ask, I was thinking-
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:03:17].
Adam: Donât ask. I was thinking about your email address. I got confused for a minute and I was thinking that was your last name. Yeah. Iâm out there. Anyways. Yeah. I mean, right before you hopped on we were talking about whatâs coming up at SerpSpace, how we had the indexing come out. Thereâs some cool stuff like the done for you YouTube channels. Then, I even got confused, myself, as far as what has most recently come out since we had so much rolling out that you guys have been working on. If you donât mind if you can kind of do it off the top of your head, whatâs the latest two or three things that have come out?
Roman Barnes: The two things that weâre working on/pushing out kind of at the same time, one of them is something called TAS, or traffic authority stacking, itâs based on Jimmy Kellyâs Domain Authority Stacking. Itâs the 2.0 version that everybody was waiting for that never happened through Network Empire. Storm alerts. Outside of that, also, we have citations coming out and that should be very shortly.
Adam: Nice. Thatâs right. Yeah. For some reason I thought theyâve gone live, and then I was like, wait a second, maybe not. All right. Cool. All right. Again, hopefully weâll be having you on these Hump Day Hangouts more often, so something Iâll just say to everyone who is watching this now, if you guys have questions about SerpSpace, I know from time to time we get them. By all means, pop those in here and weâre going to try to be hooking up with Roman here, and bringing them on Hump Day Hangouts, so I mean he can answer all sorts of SEO questions, but obviously heâs going to be kind of the go to for SerpSpace stuff, so we can give you some more in depth answers.
Bradley: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Adam: One thing, before we get started, I wanted to say we sent out an email, but if you havenât heard about it, the Video Link Vortex webinar is tomorrow. Thatâs a free webinar. Iâm going to pop the link on here. Bradley, did you, are you going to be involved in that?
Bradley: Yeah.
Adam: Okay. Cool.
Bradley: Iâll be there.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Iâll be there with my buddy Bill, and Lem Moore, those guys are awesome. We always have a great time when we get together on webinars. It will be fun. Weâll have a good time, so guys, come check it out. Heâs got another application that kind of, itâs kind of like a one, two punch with the Rocket Video Ranker, or the Tube Authority Rocket, whatever you want to call it. We promoted that with Bill a few weeks ago, and I did a case study, and Video Link Vortex kind of is like the next step, it can do, like automate YouTube silo builds, and it can do silos within, so in other words itâs like a playlist thing. Itâs awesome.
Adam: Nice.
Bradley: It can do it from within the same channel. It can do it within, you can create silos using other channels, as well. Itâs insane.
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: Yeah. It creates like video link wheels and all kinds of stuff. Itâs a really cool application that would work really well with the other app, too. Anyways, thatâs what thatâs about. Come check it out tomorrow, guys. There will be a replay, so if anybody asks, because I know we get that every time, so there will be a replay, donât worry about it if you cannot make it live, weâll send out the replay. Okay? By the way, Roman, while I got you on, real quick, did you say the super web 2.0âs are available, now, or theyâre coming out?
Roman Barnes: Not, yet.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: We still have a big piece to finish for that.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:06:31].
Bradley: Dude, I was logging into SerpSpace when you were saying that, I was like, no shit, theyâre ready? Thatâs awesome.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Cool.
Adam: All right. Yeah. I guess, thatâs it. Thatâs all Iâve got for announcements. You guys got anything else? Any SerpSpace news coming up, Roman, or anything people should know about?
Roman Barnes: Not too much. Once the citations are live, weâre going to be good to go on those for the desks, task type of stuff, that we havenât pushed live now on the site. We can take a couple of orders, but we cannot handle heavy volume, yet, until we get more people trained on it.
Adam: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: Itâs live, but-
Adam: Awesome.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Limited.
Adam: Cool. All right. Awesome. Letâs get into it.
Bradley: Cool. All right. Iâm going to grab the screen, and bear with me, Iâll drop out for a minute ⊠Can you guys hear me?
Adam: Yes, I can.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. All right. Ed [inaudible 00:07:34] up, he is a newer Mastermind member, and he is a hustler like no one Iâve, I mean, like itâs rare to find people that hustle as much as Ed does, so Ed, again, welcome and keep doing what youâre doing, dude. Youâre going to crush it, thereâs no doubt.
Short Tutorial On How To Use Live Rank Sniper
Ed says, âAny way to get a short tutorial step by step on how to use Live Rank Sniper? I thought I had it to create videos, to even use it. Thanks, Ed [inaudible 00:07:56].â No. Ed, and in fact you should as a Mastermind member, anyways, regardless of whether you purchased it or no you should have access to the bonus site, the MPR/, well, MasteryPR/SemanticMasterybonussite and thereâs a case study in there that I did on how to use Live Rank Sniper. So, there is step by step tutorial on exactly how I use it in there. Just go check that out, if you do not have access, just reach out to us via support and weâll get you set up, but you should have it already. Okay?
Next question, and by the way guys, you donât need videos to use Live Rank Sniper, because all it does is, it creates scheduled live events within YouTube, which are indexible, if theyâre set to public. You donât even need a video. You can just go in and schedule a whole bunch or live events, targeting keywords, you get a YouTube URL and everything. Itâs just like a YouTube video, thereâs just no video, itâs just a placeholder. Then, once youâve tested, if you decide that you want to replace the placeholder with an actual video, then you can stream to the placeholder. Thatâs possible to do, you can do it within Live Rank Sniper. You can do it with Hangout Millionaire, which is Peter Drewâs, basically itâs the enterprise version, or whatever, of Live Rank Sniper.
It does more than that, too, by the way, or you could use something like OBS, which is free. OBS Studio, and live stream to those scheduled live events. Really, the trick to using that tool is really just use a bunch of test channels for spamming with scheduled live events for poking keywords. In other words, testing the rank ability of keywords, using test channels that have no syndication networks, no connection to anything else on the web, theyâre just spam channels for testing purposes, and then from there, once youâve identified, which ones ranked, then you can go through and delete all those scheduled live events, and then just upload, or target those keywords from money channels that do have syndication networks, that have authority and all that kind of stuff, and you should be able to crush it.
Thatâs really what the whole purpose of that tool is for. Itâs not necessarily to actually replace those scheduled live events, you know, like actually add videos to those events, because the tool isnât really designed for that, itâs more for, itâs a poking tool. Itâs a keyword testing tool, so to speak, although, you can do that itâs just a slower process.
Difference Between The Link Services Provided At Serp Space and Backlinks Indexer
Edâs up next, he says, âI am taking all of my URLs for my client website, social media, and Web 2.0 sites and listing them on a spreadsheet, and then having my VA create a Google shortener for each URL and then I run both sets through the backlinks indexer, which I buy monthly, but I only get a total of 1400 links. SerpSpace allows for almost the same amount of money, it does 5,000 links. What is the difference in service? Objective answer please.â
Adam: Wow. What a good time to have Roman, here.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs a great question. Roman, do you want to tackle that one, or shall I? He might be muted.
Adam: Yeah. Roman, if you can hear us, you can feel free to talk, I donât know if youâve got yourself muted, or something happened, otherwise, Brad-
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I muted, myself.
Adam: Oh, okay.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. All I see is a black screen in front of me.
Bradley: What? You donât see the screen? Does anybody else not see the screen?
Adam: I see it. Here, Roman, Iâll just send you the Skype, there you go, I just sent it to you.
Bradley: You need the, he doesnât have the event page URL.
Adam: Right. Yeah. Let me send that to you, also.
Bradley: [crosstalk 00:11:19].
Adam: As you can see everyone weâre working through-
Bradley: Iâm surprised heâs not seeing my screen from his angle. Anyways, whatever. Thatâs interesting. Everybody else can see, right? Iâm going to assume.
Adam: Yeah. I can see.
Bradley: Donâs asking, âWhat are the super web 2.0âs?â Cannot talk about it, yet, Don. âI was asking because itâs something thatâs coming out with SerpSpace.â Weâll let you know as soon as it comes out. Weâll definitely be talking about it. Okay. Can you see, now, Roman? Apparently, not. All right. Iâm just going to answer it-
Adam: Sure.
Bradley: If Roman wants to add on, he certainly can. Okay.
Edâs asking, heâs using, letâs see, backlinks indexer. Backlinks Indexer is good. Thereâs nothing wrong with it. Iâve been using Backlinks, I actually canceled my subscription, Iâm not kidding, like probably five or six weeks ago, only because weâve got Dedia in our indexing service now, through SerpSpace that is guaranteed at 60% of indexing. Thatâs pretty freaking fabulous.
I donât know of any other indexing services that do that, maybe they do, I donât know of any that do, and I could be wrong, but thatâs pretty cool and I know that Dedia, itâs amazing, because the amount of links that, that dude builds is unbelievable. Him and his team, I mean millions and millions of links per week, and heâs getting, I cannot tell you what heâs getting on his indexing, but weâll guarantee heâs above-
Roman Barnes: Is it quite?
Bradley: 60%.
Roman Barnes: Or, is it just me? Iâm just curious. Iâm sorry.
Adam: Whatâs that? No. I can hear you.
Roman Barnes: Okay. The only person I could hear is you, in the last little while.
Adam: Weird. Yeah. You might have dropped out, especially if youâre having storms.
Roman Barnes: Do you want me to rejoin on the webinar?
Adam: [crosstalk 00:13:01].
Bradley: Hey, guys. I can hear you guys.
Roman Barnes: Okay. Yeah. Iâm trying to understand the question that-
Bradley: Whatâs going on? Can you guys not hear me?
Adam: Yeah, Bradley, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Bradley: Yeah, but I hear Roman in the background talking, so I donât know-
Adam: Yeah. Roman, youâre here, right? You can hear me, right now?
Roman Barnes: Yeah. I can only hear you though, I cannot hear anybody else.
Bradley: He cannot hear me is what Iâm saying Adam.
Adam: Okay. So, Bradley is talking. All right. Roman, weâll probably have you stop, just because itâs going to get all sorts of messed up.
Roman Barnes: Okay.
Adam: Yeah. Thanks. If you want to type me something as far as an answer about this or anything, feel free, and Iâll just kind of relay it.
Roman Barnes: All right. Sounds good.
Adam: Thanks.
Bradley: Weâre going to have to switch back to Hangouts, man. I can see it already. All right. Anyways, thatâs really the whole reason why Ed, is why, like, I mean, again, Backlinks Indexer is a great service, but since we have the ability, you know, through SerpSpace to indexing links at 60% or above, we guarantee, which is amazing. Thatâs why. If you can get better value by using SerpSpace, absolutely use it. Why not? Okay. By the way, I donât think itâs necessary, Ed, honestly, to be taking your, well, if you want to do it one time, like take your clients website, social media, URLs and Web 2.0, like the profile URLs, like the main blog URLs, and shorten them, and then submit them, thatâs fine, although I really donât think thatâs necessary. I think thatâs overkill.
I mean, again, you can, itâs not a problem, if itâs not costing you a lot of money itâs not something youâre doing itâs a VA doing, then feel free to do so, but again, I think thatâs overkill. Just submitting the URLs directly into the indexer ought to be good enough. It just seems like thatâs redundant, is to shorten those URLs and then submit them, unless you wanted them shortened for a reason, for other link building purposes, in which case it would be nice to already have it done. If that makes sense?
Again, if your objective is specifically just for indexing those URLs, itâs really unnecessary to shorten them and submit them twice, because you can just take the actual URLs instead of shortening them and submit them more than once if you wanted. Thatâs not a problem. You can submit the same links over and over again. Usually most of the indexing services if you submit duplicate URLs in the same batch it will filter out the duplicates, but if you resubmit the same, like submit a batch, and then you resubmit the batch a second time it will take both times. If that makes sense? Itâs probably going to vary from service to service, but thatâs typically how it would work.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: All right. Jeffâs up next, he says, Iâm sorry, go ahead, Adam.
Adam: No. I was just saying, yeah, that makes sense. Then, also if anyone is interested, something weâre looking at is the possibility of integrating the indexer in SerpSpace with network management. If you know what Iâm talking about, and that sounds interesting to you, just put something on the page, please.
Bradley: Can I elaborate on that a little bit?
Adam: Yeah. Sure.
Bradley: All right. Guys, if youâre a member, for those of you that have been using syndication networks or part of the Syndication Academy for any length of time, you probably remember over a year ago, from two years ago to about a year ago we had been endorsing a plugin called Backlink Commando that was really great, because it was a plugin that you could add to, you could take the RSS feeds from your Web 2.0 URLs, from your Web 2.0 sites, your network properties. Any of the properties that created, or had an RSS feed, so think of Blogger, Tumblr, WordPress, Delicious, and [inaudible 00:16:29]. Delicious is pretty much dead in the water, right now, but Delicious and [inaudible 00:16:33] had RSS feeds. Pocket, was another one.
If you use pinboard.in that was another one that has a feed, anyways, any that had a feed, period, you could add to this plugin and it would basically run on a cron, so a cron job, so you could set it to once every, or four times a day, letâs say four times a day it would go basically call or fetch all the RSS feeds that were submitted to the plugin and pull any new posts that it had discovered. It would submit them or put them into a queue that then would go submit those URLs on a cron to a backlinks indexing service, and there was several of them that it would integrate with, one of which was Backlinks Indexer, and that was the one we always recommended. It was awesome.
It was an awesome way to automate your Web 2.0 post URLs, so your syndicated content from your money site, or your YouTube channel that goes out to your Web 2.0âs and is published on the Web 2.0âs it would extract those URLs, post URLs and auto submit them to indexer, as well. About a year ago, they just stopped supporting that plugin, and it stopped working. They donât sell it anymore, either. They donât support it anymore, which I think thatâs shitty, but it is what it is, and it stopped working, so we really didnât have any other solutions for that.
Now, about two or three, maybe even four months ago, now, on one of the Syndication Academy update webinars there was a hack that was brought to me, or was shown to me by one of our Syndication Academy members, his handle in the Facebook group is Rico Suave, but he gave us an awesome, or shared an awesome method for being able to use Google Sheets, which would extract the post URLs and put them in a Google Sheet and then you could index the Google Sheet and do all kinds of stuff with that. Thatâs been covered in the Syndication Academy updates, guys, if you want to go look at that, but again, it was still kind of a bit of a pain in the ass to set up.
It was a decent alternative, but it was kind of a pain in the ass, so anyways, the next step is now that we have indexing services inside of SerpSpace, along with the network management. Right? Network monitoring service, we can possibly, and thatâs what weâre working on is have that service to where it will auto extract the URLs and submit them to the indexer, so itâs going to be the solution that weâve been waiting for, for about a year, now. Thanks to our friends over there at SerpSpace. Hopefully, that makes sense. Guys, when that feature rolls out, weâll certainly let you know, because that in of itself will be totally worth having a subscription for the indexing service just for that reason if nothing else. Okay?
Thoughts On Syndicating WordPress Blogs To Personally Branded IFTTT Networks
Okay. Jeffâs up, letâs see, he says, âI have a new client who, he and his wife both have problems in the past with showing up on Ripoff Report we are working on citations, and soliciting new reviews. If I can bury a Ripoff Report beyond page two for his name I get paid a handsome bonus. He has a consultingbusiness.com, domain number one, and his wife is a real estate agent and she owns her name.com, domain number two, and he owns his name.com, domain number three. They also own a prominent real estate development, domain number four.â Okay. âI was thinking, syndicating their respective WordPress blogs to personally branded IFTTT networks. Thoughts?â Yeah. Thatâs fine. Thereâs no reason you cannot do that.
You can certainly brand, like think about consultants and things like that, speakers, coaches, those kinds of things are typically going to have their brand is themselves, you know what I mean? They are their brand, thatâs what I mean. Okay? Thereâs absolutely nothing wrong with that, Jeff. Thatâs perfectly logical and normal.
Ordering IFTTT Networks And Use Real Names/Photos Instead Of Personas
âIf so, can I order syndication networks and use real names, photos, instead of personas?â Absolutely. Yeah. We only use personas stuff when weâre creating specifically just for SEO boosting purposes. You know, syndication networks specifically just for SEO boosting purposes, but if youâve got, you know, a real person that has their own blog, absolutely, we donât spoof anything there.
That should be branded for them. Right? It should be branded after them personally, because they are their brand. Yes. You can absolutely do that. âCould these be ordered so that IPâs match the regional area?â They could be, but hereâs the kicker with that, Jeff, itâs not something we cannot do, but youâre going to have to provide the proxy when you purchase the order, and itâs going to have to be a custom order, which means we charge, itâs a small nominal customization fee. I think itâs like 20 bucks.
If Roman is still on, and he can confirm that, or Adam, if you can confirm that. I think itâs 20 bucks as an add-on for something like that. Hereâs the deal, when you go to order the network, as far as I know, you order the network and place a support tech ticket after itâs been ordered, mention that you would like to use a specific proxy, pay the upgrade fee and send us the proxy with the user name and password for it, and we should be able to get it done for you. Okay? Am I wrong in saying that, guys? Anybody want to comment on that, before I move on to the next one?
Roman Barnes: I donât think we have that option available in the site, but we could certainly take care of it if you-
Bradley: Right.
Roman Barnes: Send in a ticket afterwords-
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: Thatâs not a problem.
Tiers Suggested Per Property For All Four Domains/Properties
Bradley: Okay. Thatâs your deal, Jeff, just send in a support ticket, as long as you can provide us with the proxy, and again, I think itâs just a small fee for customization. That kind of stuff happens from time to time. We do accommodate things like that when needed. âIf I ordered networks for all four domains, properties, how many tiers do you suggest for property?â Honestly, I would just suggest one tier one network for each property, Jeff. That hasnât changed, thatâs the same suggestion that I always do for blog syndication, I want one branded tier for each domain. Right? Because thereâs going to be four different brands, really. Thatâs all I recommend.
You can do multi tiered networks, but itâs more hassle, in my opinion, then itâs really worth, unless youâre using something like RSS Masher, Damon Nelsonâs product, which is a good product, and thatâs a good way to kind of like reduce footprint issues on tier two. For YouTube channels, you can get away with as many networks as you want, but for money channels, I recommend that you stick with just a branded tier one network for now.
Syndicating Youtube Channels To The Same Set Of Web 2.0 Properties
âCan I also syndicate YouTube channels to the same Web 2.0 properties?â Of course. Of course, you can.
âAny other tips, recommendations?â No. The only thing I would recommend is from the personal blogs, because itâs kind of like all wrapped up in one, those four brands, believe it or not, I would recommend actually, probably interlinking between networks. What I mean by that is not linking everything together, but Iâm talking about like occasionally do a blog post from one site where they mention or reference another site, kind of like, you could do it multiple ways, a traditional contextual link from within a blog post with an anchor text or you could do curation style link. Remember, where you could actually curate some content from one of those other three domains on to the blog. Right? Then, cite, or give attribution. Just like you would for any sort of curating content over to that site.
Another thing you could do is like a resource box, like, at the bottom of a post, say recommended reading or additional resources, or something like that, and then put links to related content on the web, one of those links being one of your own sites, or one of your clients sites. You know what I mean. The reason I say this, you donât want to interlink everything all the time, but you donât want to start just at kind of randomly, occasionally linking from one to the other, and another to another, that kind of stuff and what will happen is youâll start to improve the authority and the relevancy of all four of those. Right? Thatâs a little bit counterintuitive.
Our friend, Pavel from Rank Whiz has been doing a ton of testing with that kind of stuff. Heâs got a lot of data showing that, that will improve actually interlinking between network properties, now, in a randomized fashion, and Roman could talk about this a little bit, as well, but that seems to be actually really effective for reinforcing the relevancy of the network properties, and actually improving the overall authority and the power of them.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Definitely. One of the things I wanted to maybe also add into that is maybe some JSON structured data markup might help in his situation as well, because itâs general reputation management from what Iâm understanding from the question, same attributes, and that kind of thing would definitely go a long way.
Associated Website For A YouTube Channel
Bradley: Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Cool. On to the next one. Gregâs up, he says, âMy established website has an empty YouTube channel, itâs part of itâs branded syndication network. I went through YouTube mastery course and will not be adding a lot of videos and Iâm wondering about the companion website you discussed, is a companion website needed in my situation, or is that only when used when YouTube is a primary focus and there is no related website already placed?â Yeah. Thatâs what I mean, Greg, the companion website, associated website, whatever you want to call it, thatâs typically if youâre going to be using YouTube as your main content distribution engine.
In other words, if that is your epicenter, your golden frame, is your YouTube channel, itself, like thatâs your main content platform, then I recommend buying a domain and creating a companion/associated website and it attaching it, because it does help to improve the authority of the YouTube channel, but itâs not necessary if you have that, for example, in your case itâs part of a branded network, itâs just not being used, then itâs not necessary, because itâs again, itâs only, I only recommend doing that if youâre using YouTube as the primary content source for your networks.
If youâre going to be using a website, then I recommend creating the associated website, right away, and then using that as your content distribution, so thatâs the center of everything, is your website, because you want to transfer as much authority to your website as possible. Right? If youâre doing specifically YouTube marketing, YouTube video stuff, then I would recommend just sticking with the YouTube channel as your primary source and you can add a companion website if you want, but if you already have it as part of a network, itâs really not necessary, because it should already be linked to your existing, and excuse me, interlinked with all of your existing properties in that network. Itâs just your call. Itâs up to you. Itâs really up to you.
Pinvid As Top Recommended Theme For A Youtube Companion Website
âIs PinVid still top recommended theme for a companion website?â Yeah. In a reality, if youâre doing video based stuff, oh, God, I want to talk about this, this screen, here, at some point, if we have time.
Adam: Yeah, man. Do it. Momentum?
Bradley: Yeah. This is awesome. I freaking love this. Guys, this in a Chrome extension. Itâs called Momentum, itâs free, but what I love about it is once you install it, youâve got this to do list over here, and Iâve just always used paper and pen or whiteboard and I have for years, now, Iâm just keeping tasks and stuff, daily tasks, this is awesome, because you can swap stuff around, you can move stuff, all kinds of stuff. You can put your favorite links, the links you access often up here. What I like about it is every time you go to open up a new tab to go to another website-
Adam: Hold on, your man focus today is get shit done.
Bradley: My man focus today is-
Adam: Thatâs awesome.
Bradley: To get shit done. Thatâs right. What that means is look at your to do list, dummy.
Adam: Yeah.
Bradley: Thatâs what that means. You know? Every time I go to open up the tab to go check Facebook, or go look at the new offer from some stupid email that I got, or whatever, I click on this, I open this up and it is basically starring me in the face, like hey, this is the stuff youâve got to do quit being stupid. You know?
Adam: Maybe we should have an episode of Hump Day Hangouts thatâs all about workflows and productivity, or maybe just an extra episode. I think it would be interesting.
Bradley: Yeah. All right. What I was looking for was structured, you would know this one, Roman, if youâre still on.
Roman Barnes: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Bradley: Semantic WordPress themes, thatâs what I was thinking of. Kevin Polley, he coded these. If youâre just doing this, letâs see if I can find it, this is on the Network Empire website, but they had, he had his own website for, I thought it was semantic WordPress themes. Anyways, this is it here, guys, just go to Google, if your curious, look up semantic WordPress themes, this is from the Network Empire guys, specifically Kevin Polley, and heâs the one that coded all this out, itâs basically the PinVid theme, so you can see the Pinvid theme. Itâs 50 bucks, or the PennBid Pro theme, only for certified advisors, so this is the one that you could get, here. PinVid theme for 50 bucks.
Iâm telling you itâs a really good theme if your focus is video stuff, and youâre just building a companion website for the sake of the authority boost that it gives the channel, then this is a great theme for that. This is the same theme I use for those. Okay, guys? The reason Iâm telling you that is because itâs been marked up entirely with schema, so the video objects, the whole entire theme is marked up and you can automate the posting of the videos to the WordPress theme, or excuse me, the site through plugins or you can do it with IFTTT. Right?
I prefer to do it with IFTTT, because thereâs no load on the server. Thatâs why you can set up an IFTTT account guys that will automatically post your word, excuse me, YouTube videos to your self posted WordPress site. We actually covered that, I think, last month in the Syndication Academy Update webinar. Thatâs a great theme specifically for that purpose. I wouldnât use it for much of anything else, but for that, itâs a great theme. Okay? There you go.
Uploading Videos To YouTube Without Persona Syndication Network
Weâll move on. âI donât have a persona syndication network build around my YouTube channel, yet, should I wait to upload any videos until that is completed, or if I add the videos to the channel now can they be added to the network once itâs finished? Thanks.â They can be, Greg, but you have to set up the like recipes, so you have to build out a whole other set of recipes that are triggered by liking a video, so I would recommend just holding off if youâre going to build a persona network as well. Iâd just wait, if I were you, but itâs up to you. You can always go in and add the like recipes, or applets, now, and Iâd just click on those and that will syndicate it, as well, but that means you have to build a whole other set of applets.
Google Maps For Online Business With No Intention Of Getting Foot Traffic
Okay. Steveâs up, he says, âI ran a number,â excuse me, âI run a number of online websites out of my home, and Iâm definitely not interested in foot traffic. Are theyâre any good ways to still use Google Maps for SEO, or should we just ignore them outside of local SEO?â Now, you can, hereâs the thing, guys, look, and I started doing this, too, for some of my affiliate businesses and stuff, guys, Iâm not kidding, Iâm registering Google My Business pages with registering addresses and all of that for even affiliate based businesses, now, guys, because of the boost that it can get, because it validates the entity.
When you get a Google My Business page, and you verify an address via postcard or whatever, how ever you verify it, for me it, itâs always been postcard, then thatâs a verified business entity in Googleâs eyes. Like, Iâve even got, recently, the Ketogenic Diet project that Iâve been working on, some of you would be familiar with that, I actually formed another company for that project and so I registered that. We just started a traffic agency, Semantic Mastery, we just registered that. I mean, even affiliate websites, guys, can be registered, but you have to verify an address.
The thing is, Steve, all you got to do is once youâve registered the Google My Business page you want to during the initial process of setting it up adding your business to Google Maps or to Google My Business, thereâs going to be a checkbox at the bottom when you go to, and it says something like, does your business serve customers at their location? You want to leave that to no, at first, which is the default setting, because when you go through the process and it sends, and it wants to send you a verification postcard, a mail via US mail, if you had selected yes, I serve customers at their location, unless this was a bug and it might have been fixed, because about six months ago when I was setting up several lead gen locations, or lead gen Google My Business location pages if you had that, yes, I serve customers at their location checked on the sign up process.
When it got to the point where it would direct you to send the postcard there would be no address in the postcard address field, it would just be the name of the business, and the city, it would have no street address, because thatâs what happens when you select that option after youâve verified the address, so in other words, leave it to no, I donât serve customers at their locations, when you set it up. Then, request the verification postcard, then once you receive the postcard and you enter your pin number in, which then verifies it, then you can go in there and set, yes, I serve customers at their location, and what that does is removes your street address from Maps. Itâll still give you a Maps listing, it will still identify the city that the business is listed in, but it will remove the street address and the Map marker from the pin, or excuse me, the Map pin from the map, itself.
It will just show your business name, and the city, and then obviously the contact details, phone numbers, stuff like that. Again, I recommend for those of you who are willing to do so, I mean, guys, I donât care what anybody says about post office boxes not working, still. I just did two more of them last week. Iâm not kidding. The US Post Office boxes still work, as Iâve recommended before donât try to register several boxes for the same Google My Business profile, so whoever the Google My Business owner is, like if youâve got, if youâre going to be using the black hat method of USPS post office boxes, guys, then donât go try to register four under the same account. Does that make sense?
You donât want to do that, because that will flag it, I know it, Iâve seen it happen, it hasnât happened to me, but itâs happened to several of our Mastermind members or Local Kingpin members, or whatever. Thatâs why I recommend for every single Google My Business profile that you set up if youâre using the PO box method is that you use different persona accounts for each GMB profile, and then once the listing has been verified, then you can add your main profile, or a single profile as the main manager for every single one of those that you set up. If that makes sense? Okay. That way you can access everything from one profile, but the actual owners are all separated. All right. Thatâs how Iâve gotten around it, and again, I just did two of them last week. I know it still works.
Webinar on KML
Chris G is up. Heâs our support guy, and our partners in Mastery PR, heâs awesome. He had a support question from Daniel [inaudible 00:35:49], he says, âCan you point me to the webinar that talks about KML? Iâve seen that except floating around the Facebook group numerous times, but have no idea where itâs from. I believe there was a webinar about it in the past, but not sure if it was free or a paid webinar.â Okay. My answer to that is, Daniel, itâs funny, but I was chatting with Marco about this earlier today, and Chris, and KML files it stands for Keyhole Markup Language. Thatâs a, I guess itâs a specific language or whatever, like what Google Earth uses.
I have limited knowledge on KML, guys, except for how I used it in the past. Okay? When I first got into doing, and I promised Marco that I would just talk about it based upon what I know from back in 2012 when I was using KML files a lot, and Marco and his team of mad scientists have been in the lab and theyâve got some really crazy shit that theyâve discovered about KML, recently, that is strictly for RYS members, guys, so I cannot, I donât even know half the shit that theyâre doing to be honest with you. I can tell you specifically about what KML used to be. I didnât even realize that they were still valid or viable files that would help SEO.
Back in 2012, I was introduced to KML files through Ivan Budimir heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, and this goes back when Google Maps SEO was brand spanking new. Right? It was in its infancy, so KML files are, you can even go to Google and look for this, letâs say, KML file generator. Letâs see if they still have them, because this was back in 2012 when I used it. Okay. Yeah. Hereâs some of them, here. See if I recognize any of these. Geo Site Map Generator, thatâs the one I used to use back in 2012, and look this site hasnât even changed in five years. Look, itâs 2011 was when it was created.
Iâm telling you, this was back in 2012 when I joined Maps Magic, which was Ivan Budimir was the coach, again, heâs one of my primary mentors for local SEO, the guy was a freaking ninja. Anyways, this is where Geo Site Maps something else we donât use too often anymore, but a geo site map is basically like any other site map. Right? Itâs an XML file that you can create and basically you can upload it as just a file to your server, to the root of your domain, and then just put a link, we used to do this, guys, all the time, we would create, and this is the exact site I used to use to create them, I would create, it creates a geo site map and a KML file, and what you would do is upload both files that you download once the application spits out the files for you.
You upload them to the root domain, the server on your root domain and then you would just put a link in the footer of your site, just like your privacy and terms of service links. One would say location, and that would point to the KML file, and then the other one would say geo site map and it would point to the geo site map file. That used to work like gangbusters, I mean, Iâm talking about in 2012, guys. I had lead gen sites at the time that literally all I did was go in and once I learned this technique and add the geo site map and the KML file and within two, three days boom Iâd be the top of Maps.
Now, again, this was back in 2012, I got away from doing it, honestly, because once structured data came out I heard that this had been basically rendered useless. It wasnât really all that valuable, although, again, I donât know what the hell Marcoâs doing in the lab, right now with KML files, but heâs pretty freaking excited about it, so apparently thereâs still some value to these files that I am not aware of. Again, just very simply the extent of my knowledge to these were creating the geo site map and by the way the Yoast plugin has that local SEO add-on, itâs expensive, you could purchase, I donât like it, personally. The local SEO plugin and add-on, or extension, whatever you want to call it, that has a geo site map built into it. Okay.
I personally donât really like that plugin at all. The add-on, especially, itâs expensive, and I think itâs just too much bloated code and all that kind of stuff, so I donât use it, anymore. I know that the local SEO plugin does have that ability where it creates a geo site map. One other thing I want to mention about this, guys, is I know that, hereâs another thing, whenever you go to, and letâs walk through this, real quick. Weâre running out of time. A lot of great questions today, guys, I really appreciate that. Am I logged in? Yeah, Iâm logged in. Letâs go to Semantic Mastery. Okay. Iâm logged into my AdWords Manager account, so Iâm logged into Google.
Hereâs the thing, guys, Iâm just using this as an example. Whenever you see how it says Semantic Mastery and then thereâs this star, here? When I click that star, you see how it says saved to your map? That just created a KML file. There are gigs on Fiverr that you can order that will have a bunch of, you know, theyâll take, theyâll give you 30 KML files for your Maps listing, or for your Google My Business listing, business page, whatever. Thatâs what this does. All it does is theyâll take 30 different profiles and theyâll go search for it, you know, go visit, or whatever it is that you tell them, and theyâll just click on it, or maybe you send them the maps URL, whatever. Same thing.
If I go here and go to maps, so I can see the maps listing, youâll see the same saved icon, here, so that means that by doing so this account, this Google account has now created a KML file. I know that you can use KML files for spam purposes, as well. Also, the thing is when you click on a, and I donât know where, I donât know if you can download or extract that, but I know that at least years ago that would create a KML file, because that was another way that you could boost maps listings, was spamming the saved maps. Does that make sense? All right.
Just so you know, when you click on a KML file all it does is open up Google Earth and it takes you directly to where that location is, so you want to be very, very precise, if youâre going to use something like the KML file generator, and put the exact geo coordinates in for the Google Maps listing. Guys, remember to get the exact geo coordinates, go search for your listing, go to maps, search for your listing in maps, in Google Maps, and then right here in the address bar, right there are your geo coordinates.
Do you see that there? I know itâs probably small on your end, but right there past the at symbol in the maps URL is your latitude, then itâs comma, longitude. If youâre in the US, at least, youâre going to typically, Iâm pretty sure theyâre always formatted latitude then longitude, so thatâs what it is right there. Right there, your exact coordinates based upon Googleâs data, so thatâs what you want to use in a KML file. Does that make sense? Anyways, hopefully I didnât confuse anybody on that, again, my knowledge is very limited on that, other than from what I know from years ago.
I know Marcoâs got a whole bunch of stuff heâs looking at and again thatâs stuff thatâs got to be reserved for the RYS Academy, in fact, I donât even know half the shit heâs doing. From five years ago, that used to be a really effective method. I donât know that it still is, today, because I thought, again, I havenât used it at all since we really got heavy into doing structured data markup, or schema markup. I donât how effective that is. Do you know, Roman, if youâre still on, do you have any input on that?
Roman Barnes: Not on the KML stuff. I joined the first webinar Marco did, but he had to redo the webinar, because he had a bad connection that day.
Bradley: Yeah.
Roman Barnes: I missed out on it.
Bradley: Okay. Cool. Had you ever heard of that stuff, before?
Roman Barnes: Not before that.
Bradley: Okay.
Roman Barnes: That was the first time I have ever heard of it.
Bradley: Yeah. Itâs so funny, because when I saw this question come up, I was like, really, KML files, are they still effective and thatâs when Marco was like, oh, my God. I was just like, wow. I may have to revisit that, because I stopped using them like three, four years ago. Probably at least three years ago. Okay.
Pitching A Syndication Network To A Video Production Company
Columbia is up, she says, âYou mentioned selling network to a video production company.â You can, Columbia, I prefer, well, it depends on your strategy, yes, you can sell networks to video production companies, in fact thatâs a great way to generate a whole bunch of revenue in one lump sum. Excuse me.
Then, upsell them on network management, and thatâs maintaining the networks, so thatâs monitoring them, also boosting the networks, so additional link building, that kind of stuff. I can tell you, my engagement with the video production companies, Iâve got one, Iâve got a handful of video production companies that send me like a couple jobs per year, if that. Theyâre really not pushing it all that hard. I got this one video production company itâs in the neighboring town, in an adjacent city to me that at any given time we have between 25 to 35 videos going, per month on what they call the Google boost program, and itâs only a $100.00 per month, per video, but thatâs pretty decent money, if you think about it. Iâve been dealing with this particular video production company for three years, now, at least three years. You know, it depends.
For them, again, I donât sell them networks, they rent, I sell them video ranking services at wholesale prices on my own networks, now I quoted them on selling them networks, and I told them that I suggested that they purchase their own networks, because then it could be branded after their company, which is their video production company, which means every time that any of their client videos that are currently ranked on my networks, but if those videos were ranked on their own networks, with their own branding. Then every time somebody was exposed to one of their client videos they would also be exposed to the video production company, because they could have their branding on the channel and all that other kind of stuff, but they didnât want to put up the initial investment.
They have been for three years, now, using my networks, and I still to this day, probably two or three times a year get an email from the owner of the production company saying, hey, I just was looking at the rankings for this particular client and I noticed that thereâs two listings on page one that says, itâs a John Doe blog and itâs got the clients video on that, what is this? And, Iâve told this to the owner like three times, a year, for the last three years, no kidding, that those are persona based properties that I use to help rank the videos, but theyâre like, you know, this doesnât make any sense, why would they have videos on somebody elseâs video on their blog, blah, blah, blah, I said, look, itâs just a way to rank stuff.
Iâve had to explain because the client says, or the business owner will, or the video production company owner says, âWell, what happens if the client goes and looks and he sees this? Isnât this going to make him mad?â I say, âYou think the client is going to be mad that his video is taking up three or four places on page one, and knocking three or four competitors off of page one, just because itâs on some persona based blog that he doesnât know who it is? Thatâs more of a problem than having his competitor in that place?â âOh. I guess, when you put it that way it makes sense.â You know?
Anyways, every time I have to reexplain that to the video production owner, is always another opportunity for me to pitch him on his own done for you networks, which we donât charge what we charge you guys as internet marketers buying networks, we charge high dollar when we charge an end user for networks, itâs a hell of a lot more expensive than when you guys buy it. You know what I mean? As far as how to pitch that, Columbia, okay, so her question is, âDo you do some video promotion for their clients while remaining invisible to their customers?â Meaning the video production companyâs customers, âAnd, later pitch the network to the production company, or would you pitch it all up front?â No. I donât do that, because thatâs sneaky.
What I do is I go directly to the video production company and the exact pitch that I use, that worked, and itâs worked four times, now, is to go to the video production company, strike up the conversation, especially if you can send them, what I like to do is send video emails, Iâve talked about that a million times, but if you send video emails to the video production company, so inside the email, itâs got a screen shot that looks like a video, so if somebody clicks on it, it opens up a video and itâs you explaining very quickly, because you have a very, very small window of opportunity to catch their attention, but show some results of ranked videos that you have ranked.
They can be generic videos that you ranked specifically, okay, now, where is Adam? They can be videos that you rank specifically just so that you have a portfolio of results to show, even if you donât use those videos to actually monetize them in any way, just rank a few videos, and then show that in a video when youâre pitching a production company and say, âLook, I provide video SEO services, I can do this for your clients,â and how you pitch it is most video production companies, they sell the video service, the creation service. Itâs a one off fee. They have to constantly be going out and getting new clients. Right? New customers. New people to buy new videos from them.
Once the video has been created they are done, unless they get repeat business from that same customer, theyâre pretty much done, so you frame it as, how would you like to generate recurring revenue from your existing client base, existing and future client base, customer base? Whatever you want to call it. Explain to them that you provide wholesale SEO services and you can rank those customers videos, so that they can not only produce the video and sell the video to the customer, but then they can upsell them on monthly SEO and mark that up, so that they get recurring revenue from them. Right? Itâs a win-win-win situation.
The customer gets more exposure and more leads from their video, which otherwise would probably only get put on their website and maybe shared to their Facebook page and that would be the end of it, nobody would ever see that video again. It wouldnât generate leads, it would only be seen by people that had already, were already leads. Does that make sense? It wouldnât be used for lead gen, most businesses buy these super nice videos that they pay $3500.00 for a local production company to create and then nobody ever sees the damn video unless theyâre on their website. What good is that? Use the video as a lead magnet. Right?
Thatâs the whole way you frame it. You frame it as the customer wins, you guys win, because you get to provide this service and generate recurring revenue from an otherwise one off service, and I win, because I get to do what I like to do, which is the SEO, the man behind the curtain. I donât have to do sales. I donât have to do customer contact, or support. None of that. All I got to do is perform. Does that make sense? Thatâs the way to pitch, and that pitch works really, really well. Hereâs the thing, if you get some people on the fence, that are unsure, offer to rank a couple of their existing clients videos for them for free. Thatâs what Iâve done.
Iâve done it, three out of the four companies that Iâve landed from using this exact method, I ranked videos for them for free, and I did it very quickly, too. You know what I mean? Iâd tell them, âSend me three, or five videos of current existing clients that you have, that you would like for me to rank,â and theyâll send me three to five videos and Iâll select one or two, or maybe three, out of them and Iâll rank them. Then, Iâll contact them back once theyâre ranked, which typically only takes a couple of days, and Iâll rank them for something like the company name, plus review. Something like that, so itâs not hard to rank, but itâs just to show results, and say, âLook, I got this done. Hereâs the results. If youâre interested in this service, letâs talk.â It works really, really well. Okay. Itâs a great strategy. I love that strategy. I donât do a whole lot of it anymore, because I got enough volume from the current clients.
Weâre going to wrap it up in four minutes, guys, weâre trying to get through a couple more very quickly. Yeah. Again, Columbia, it depends, if you want to sell networks, you can generate large lump sums of cash up front, for that, or you could build your own networks to where youâre building your own assets that you can use for not only ranking videos for production companies, but also for your own stuff. You can build your own lead gen assets, because youâll have the networks in place. If theyâre your networks, you can do whatever you want with them. Remember if youâve been following us for any length of time and I know you have, we always talk about building your own assets. It makes sense to do both, even. Sell them networks and then build your own, as well.
Roman Barnes: Yeah. Make sure you charge them for it.
Bradley: Youâre damn right.
Roman Barnes: The value of the IFTTT networks, Iâve known people that have sold them for more than $2500.00 a pop.
Bradley: Yeah. One of our Mastermind members, John, a realtor, or he sells to realtors, and heâs sold them for, he showed that check $1995.00. All right. Robert says, âDo you use a proposal when selling syndication networks?â Me, typically, no. We talked on the Mastermind webinar last week very briefly about in the past for my agency, guys, like the client services, Iâve never had like packaged prices or like boxed service prices, except for a few things, one of which was syndication networks. I charge 797 to local businesses for a network order.
Itâs not really a proposal, itâs just on my agency website thereâs a services, thatâs funny, that site hasnât even been updated since 2012, because I donât get clients from my website, guys, I donât know if too many marketers that do. All my clients come from either cold contacting, and prospecting, or referrals. Anyways. But, my website has in the packages section, itâs got for example the syndication networks, 797, and it explains on the page what it is, there is no need for a proposal for that, obviously during the pitching process if some questions arise, Iâm happy to answer questions, but I really donât need a proposal for that.
What I was getting ready to say earlier was it used to be my opinion in the past was to never have boxed prices, except for something like SEO, especially, because youâd have to approach every project, independently, or separately, and evaluate every project separately, so the pricing is always going to be customized pricing based upon the project. My attitude has changed a bit into more now, to me it makes more sense to have boxed or packaged prices that are specific to services or activities. Not necessarily results. You can promise results, or whatever based upon a combination of these services, but that way everything is like ala carte, like a menu of services, and it makes it easier, because you donât need, the problem with doing customized proposals is the amount of time it takes.
Thatâs where I had always done it that way before, but going forward, looking with our new traffic agency, that Iâm basically heading that up, is I want to be able to prospect and pitch, or send proposals in volume in mass, and you cannot do that when youâre doing customized proposals. Does that make sense? Again, I recommend for something, especially for syndication network, is just having a sales page basically that you can direct people to that has your pitch for why itâs important, and why it would help their business on it already, and then just send people to that. All right.
All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Iâm going to answer one more question, just because I saw this one earlier from Alexander and I just want to answer this very quickly, guys, and then weâre going to wrap it up, because itâs at the hour mark. He says, âDo you guys still use and endorse Crowd Search?â Yes. I still do. I still use it the same way that we talk about it in the Crowd Search demo webinar, the update webinar that we did last year. I use it the same. I donât typically use it to direct traffic directly to the money site, I usually it unless itâs just for navigational search purposes, which means like brand searches, and that kind of stuff. I do use it for referral traffic, a lot. Thatâs primarily how I use it, is referral traffic.
He says, âHow can you be sure that Google will notice the traffic on link to money site?â Because if you have Google Analytics on the money site, it knows where the traffic is coming from. You can use the goo.gl, the Google short links to inject analytics in any link stream. Right? Anywhere that you shorten a URL with Google youâre adding analytics to that link stream. Analytics will see everything. Google will see everything. That all traffic activity through that link, they will know the referrals, where it came from, all that kind of stuff. The userâs device, their browser, all that kind of stuff, where they are in the world, all that comes through the goo.gl short URL, but then on your money site, if you have analytics, which why shouldnât you? I mean, some people are afraid to use all that, but I use Google Analytics on all my sites, and Google analytics will know where the traffic is coming from. Okay? Yeah. Thatâs pretty much it. All right, guys. We got to wrap it up. Weâre already a couple minutes over. Roman, thanks for being here, dude.
Roman Barnes: Definitely not a problem.
Bradley: All right. Weâll see everybody, tomorrow the Rocket Video Ranker webinar, or the Video Link Vortex webinar, so donât miss it. If you guys are interested in that at all, otherwise the replay will go out. Weâll see you all next week.
Adam: Awesome.
Bradley: Thanks, everybody.
Adam: Have a good one.
Bradley: Thanks, Adam. Bye.
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