#I never said I was smart

[xthescarletbitch]

me when it only takes my dumb ass an hour to solve a relic ruin

[hyperfocusfox]

WOOPSE

Went to read a book. It was like 'trigger warnings on our website'.

And me with my infinite wisdom and wide aray of trauma went

'nah ill be fine : D'

And uh. I seem to be not that fine and there were in fact huge parts of the book that are big triggers for me.

Always read your trigger warnings kids. Don't be dumb like me.

[milk-carton-whump]

It has taken me until just now that Whumpy and Whumpee are pronounced the same

[fullofdead]

Posting a meme and having my askbox closed was basically my attempt at turning y'all into hackers.

[tigertime22]

Was thinking about how great you made Hoffmans titties look in that image and thought to myself "man I wish I liked girls" before I remembered that I do like girls and that's probably why I look at Hoffmans titties every time I see this post

I love yurifying them

[robotmister]

Me, finally able to forget the stuff I made for my oc’s to critically analyze them finally: damn, this is some good shit, wonder who made this!

[coffee-cats-cartoons]

From the minecraft live today they told us we could place items in the decorative pots. Am I the only one who didn't know that? I had no idea what they were for.

[starrypawu]

friendship siblings bracelet!!

tco and tsc siblings are real!!!!!!

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

Any thoughts on Minghao making out with you and eating you out with a lip ring? 🎤

Here's a few pictures for motivation:

warning. smut(18+ / mdni)

anyways no thoughts none at all

he’d be so mean abt it :[ i love love love the idea of mean hao (and mean chan. basically mean! my whole bias line but not the point) but he’d tease u sooo much … running his tongue over ur lip and kissing u extra hard just for good measures to make sure u can feel the cool metal pressing up against u u til ur squirming and whining for more

i think he’d make u so desperate just from having u on his lap and making out w you alone like!!! his hands running up and down ur body but just grazing over the parts he knows make u go crazy. leaving u with a hint of something but then stopping or not going further until there are hoarse moans crawling up your throat and basically begging him to do anything.

he would make it go on for a while until ur whimpering for him and then he finally gives in, sinking to his knees and throwing ur legs over his shoulders and teasing ur swollen, slick cunt just as he was teasing u earlier. throwing kitten licks and just hardly brushing his lips over your core, pressing soft kisses into the folds with the coolness of the ring being a stark contrast to the way ur burning.

he just be kissing your cunt, allowing the feeling of his lip ring against ur pretty folds to be burned into the back of ur skull, and u would be knotting ur fingers in his hair and crying out for more and of course, hao makes you beg and beg for it before finally diving his tongue into u and giving what u want …

[xthescarletbitch]

y’all… i may be so late with this, but i just found out that i could bind far cry 6 photomode to an actual button scheme… instead of having to go through the menu each time… 😐

[nocek]

I meant to draw another part to cosplay series buuuuut... we've just gotten like 40cm of snow for the first time in like a decade and I got inspired :D

[soupysundae]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[rmd-writes]

TIL that @three-drink-amy waits until the bases are out on the field before she sends me a photo, all because one (1) time she sent me a photo of the empty field and:

things I, person who knows nothing about baseball (just ask @three-drink-amy ), have learned this week:

- there is so much baseball?

- New York has two (2) baseball teams for some reason

- the World Series is not, in fact a “world” series

- baseball games are very long

- all the things I thought I learned about baseball from reading fic have evaporated from my brain

- nothing unites a fandom like trying to manifest a sportsball win for a team and game it appears none of us actually follow

- I fear for the state of my dash if the [checks notes] Dodgers lose to the [checks notes] Mets

[byjovewhataspend]

Kacchan Bias

the left wouldnt be REMOTELY interesting to me if it werent for the right

[hotvintagepoll]

Will Scarlett has lost his temporary lead in the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Man Melee, so I'm back with screenshots to prove my point that Will is the Hottest Boy in the Land. I normally avoid these types of long posts but I will do anything for my Slutty Merry Boy, so buckle in.

To introduce Will Scarlett—oh by the way here's the link to his whole movie—I think it's important context to know that when we first meet him, Robin is saving a man's life and Scarlett is staring at nothing in particular. His head is empty of thoughts. He looks this way the entire scene. I'm not sure he blinks.

As soon as the danger is over (a danger he did absolutely nothing to help with) he has a chuckle with Robin! Sunshine and laughter and roses!

The next time we see him (which is soon, because this movie loves Will Scarlett too), he is bitching because Robin had them sleep in the woods (???) and he got stabbed in the back by some acorns.

Here he is falling over a log.

Here he is getting smacked with a branch.

HERE HE IS AFTER GETTING SMACKED BY THE BRANCH.

He serves cunt continuously through the entire Little John sequence, and we don't have time for all of my screenshots, so just a quick smattering:

Here he is being hot and unsupportive when Robin decides to fight the biggest guy he's ever seen. (Scarlett literally says "your skull not mine" and then just stands there.)

Here he is getting in Robin's way.

Here he is, picking the hottest pose possible so he can be the bard and play little showtunes while Robin gets his ass kicked.

Oh my goddd fuck me.

Worth mentioning that Little John does loudly identify Will Scarlett as "a pretty fellow" and nobody contradicts this. In a world where all of Robin's men have one personality trait (big, friar, or tiny), Will Scarlett's is Slut.

Once we get out of the Will's Musical Singalong chapter and Robin goes in disguise to the archery contest, Scarlett does too, except whoever told him he couldn't wear his normal Versace didn't tell him what normal people wear because he shows up looking like this.

Absolutely nobody else in the crowd looks like that. That's just what he thinks the Normies are doing.

With Robin captured, you'd think it's time for Will Scarlett to contribute something. Unfortunately he is constitutionally incapable of not serving cunt at all times to the exclusion of all else, so Maid Marian thinks of the plot while he stands by looking really hot.

Here he is serving cunt as a monk. Jesus Christ.

HERE he actually does something during the climatic battle! I had forgotten but he does swing his sword around a little bit. He doesn't actually look hot while doing this which explains why he has never done it before.

i saved this screenshot with the caption "the beatles" and i'm not wrong.

here he is doing new things with blood eyeliner. very brat.

SUCH A SERVE THERE IN THE BACKGROUND AND FOR WHAT

in conclusion, Will Scarlett is a hot hot man who is clever (by his own estimation, never proven within the story) and extremely hot (by everyone else's estimation, proven twenty-seven thousand times over). He serves several different looks in the movie, all of them incredible, and is apparently brought along by Robin just for his charming good looks and lack of thoughts because he's certainly not good at anything else. He is the hero to all of us who want to hang out in this movie but not actually work out or hold a weapon, and the bard that every Sherwood story deserves. Vote Will Scarlett, my legend, my icon, my idiot.

@medievalandfantasymelee

[carlyraejepsans]

I dont think u should call utmv fans dumb for creating dumb aus. most of them at the time were dumb KIDS. theres a difference. nd current utmv fans are just heavily self indulgent and don't consider utmv as part of the original game at all. yes there's little intellectual story analysis in that but wheres the harm?

if you're so dependant on the approval of internet strangers that any dislike or negative opinion of what you like is taken as an accusation of harm then you're the one who needs to work on themself, buddy.