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I have to wake this God up from his big slumber! Anyone want a starter??

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Where do I get me a Persephone?! 😭

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*blows dust off this blog*

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When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

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"Uuuhhhhh............. sure. The roar. Yeah, yeah," he began to clean his ear by twisting his pinkie finger inside the canal. "In fact, I think I'm hearing the roar right now!" He casually flicked the gunk from his ear into Scar's snout.

"It's fading away though. I think the elders are disappointed in you and they want you to tidy up the place before they can accept you back into their pride. I mean, seriously, who trashes someone else's house?! Did your mother teach you to smash bone piles like an unhinged barbarian?! Unbelievable!"

"t-the fire .... those treacherous hyenas!" scar snarled smashing a pile of bones with his paw "i assume i have regained the roar of the elders?"

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A low chuckle rumbled from the God. "You're knocking at the wrong door, sweetheart. Count your blessings 'cause you might not actually, totally and irrevocably be green in the face after all. Unless that street rat paladin drives a dagger through your chest, I guess your royal heinie-ness is gonna be stuck down here in limbo with me for the foreseeable future."

"What luck."

« KHALAS! (enough!) QUIT PLAYING GAMES! what do you want from me? why am i here? you're the god of the dead? why don't you let me move on then? let me join my ancestors who are WAITING? why am i standing here like a hmar (donkey) and have to listen to your sarcasm? if i haven't fully died then RETURN ME TO AGRABAH so that i can take revenge on that street rat ALADDIN! »

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"ohh were am i?..."

@fallen-second-born

hiii possible new friend

"Hopefully 6 feet under, or in a jar if you're lucky. That'll be two coins to cross the river."

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One thing I will swear off doing on this blog is make Hades cuss.

He will never say fuck. He will say... other things!

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What I love about Hades is that he's so verbose that he often trails off into mumbling the rest of his speech xD He's extremely sarcastic and uses a ton of references.

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stupid shit said in discord servers part three meme.

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!  

how dare you be a cop.

i had a dream you worked for nasa but like... nasa were also cops, and you tried to arrest me for publishing pictures of the earth on twitter.

i have never been to jail.

i'm a nun, i've never been in horny jail in my life.

respectfully, you are gay 24/7

babe i'm horny, not sad.

[unintelligible mort screaming]

why am i even attracted to him?

your animagus form would be king julian.

shit i'm not a bot

i still have the immune system of a rat.

ethically, i can go to the library, right?

i can cry and rest at the same time, it's called multitasking.

i don't know where this comes from I'M A HAPPY PERSON.

i'm blowing you a kiss, if you don't catch it and put it in your pocket, i'm gonna end it all.

they're both switches, so there's multiple holes to choose from.

do you ever say something and wonder how exactly you got to this point in life?

mousekeep, mouselight, mouseboss.

ur funny and that's on me.

you made me do this, any injury is on you.

i can buy friends.

i can't bully you today, i have you pencilled in for tomorrow.

he's gay and mean.

ah yes, i'm a moron.

i am made a horrid joke... wait, you're british, you won't be scandalised.

i love lamps.

jfk is a werewolf for real this time.

i'm not putting him in the closet, he worked so hard to come out of that!

i'd like to thank the academy, my dad, and my trauma for the humour it gave me.

all he needs is a bong and he's happy.

god i wasn't even flirting i don't even like you like that man, no homo!

you're gonna die a bottom, how embarrassing.

now WHY is my banana nut muffin so goddamn bald.

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to men and i don't like men.

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to you as a result of your work and the fact i have no experience in this field.

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to me.

in the most affectionate way possible, i am not convinced you are of this earth.

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Mr Queen Bitch God himself

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"Oh, suuuuure. Guiding the clientele I receive outta my domain has always been my business's top priority. Gee, I'm practically DYING to get rid 'a' you! Hey, Jaffy, why don't'cha pick a tunnel and guide the BOTH of us outta here like a cheap Orpheus knock-off blowing a tear jerker? Here's a flute!" With a flourish of his hand, a flute emerged through the blue flames that descended down his arm from his head.

« i didn't ask to be taken down here. i certainly won't put up with it just because you happen to tell me how it goes. » he said. « take me back up to the surface. i still haven't had my revenge yet! »

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Who do I have to bribe into making a Panic and/or Pain muse?

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Name’s Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?

Hercules (1997) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker.