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This is how it feels when your no effort shitposting gets more positive interaction than the stuff you actually worked hard on could ever hope for
#I’m sure someone else has made this joke before#I need to stop making funny polls smh#they get popular and then I turn into a sad ant with a bag on a stick#I mean I shouldn’t complain about it tbh. but y’know how it is. kinda kills your motivation a bit right?
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watching tos for the first time since like, roughly 2012/13-ish? i don't remember what year it was, or why i only got thru most of season 1 before stopping
it's been fun to refresh my swiss cheesed memory with this tho so here's a semi-liveblog of the first 10 eps that i watched over the past couple weeks
1x01 - the man trap
things i remembered beforehand:
salt monster
"plum" uwu
that gay little run and crawl jim does when he's taking cover (it fills me with such delight)
things i did not remember:
how many people died, good god man it's only the first episode
1x02 - charlie x
things i remembered:
jim's bright red exercise pants
that stupid fucking face charlie makes when he uses his powers
not liking this ep at all when i first watched it, possibly due to me being around the same age as charlie at the time
additional thoughts: i enjoyed it more this time and felt more sympathetic for charlie. poor kid needed some parents, and also, like, a hug
1x03 - where no man has gone before
things i remembered:
bones isn't in it :'( (bored) (sad) (missing my bestie)
"James R Kirk"
that post i saw on here recently about how their contacts were made of glass
the only thing i could think about while watching:
their contacts
were made
of GLASS
(yes i understand this was how contacts were made back then. still freaked out by the concept of people putting glass in their eyes on purpose)
1x04 - the naked time
things i remembered:
sweat disease
sulu fencing
oh kathleen
"ONE-MORE-TIME!!"
"love mankind"
spock breakdown (extremely uncomfortable to watch)
bones casually ripping jim's shirt sleeve to jab him in the arm (extremely hilarious every time i think about it)
did not remember:
anything about them almost crashing into a planet lol
jim's little monologue when he gets infected (lmao)
time warp???
additional thoughts: hey remember when they reused this plot in tng and tasha and data fucked (<- literally the only thing i can remember about it) ((edit from future fex: i rewatched that ep. it was wild. tos did it better tho))
1x05 - the enemy within
things i remembered:
unicorn dog :)
evil kirk and poor little meow meow kirk
"I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!"
things not remembered:
dog dies :(
evil kirk's killer eyeliner
additional thoughts: say what you will about shatner / his acting but this ep is Peak shatner performance and a lot of fun to watch. he put his whole pussy into it, as the kids say these days
1x06 - mudd's women
things remembered:
could not forget harry mudd if i tried
the women are color coded like the powerpuff girls lol
they're also like, on some kind of drug that keeps them looking young or something
cool costumes tho
i don't have much to say about this one lol, harry's a fun character but the rest of the ep wasn't super interesting to me. did finally learn how to pronounce "ophiuchus" tho so i'll thank it for that
1x07 - what are little girls made of
things remembered:
is this the penis rock episode (it is)
uhhh i think kirk gets put into some kind of spinny machine that makes androids (he does)
more cool costumes (debatable)
things i find funny:
the number of planets we've encountered so far that are populated by like. 2-4 people
the way ruk (the big guy) just picks up and throws kirk like he weighs nothing
so much buildup with kirk and the penis rock and he doesn't even get to hit ruk over the head with it smh
also not a funny moment but i liked the way kirk was able to get a message to spock thru the android kirk, v clever
wait i just realized bones wasn't in this ep either. deducting 1/4 of a star from my mental rating bc i missed him (but apparently not that much)
1x08 - miri
remembered:
planet of children (bc everyone else died of terminal puberty)
"no blah blah blah!"
bones tests his newly discovered, untested cure on himself, in true mad scientist fashion (also spones moment <3)
saw this ep on a "what's your fave 'bad' episode" poll here recently and i can't remember if i thought it was good or bad when i first watched it lol
forgot:
another earth?? there's just a second, identical earth floating around out there?? and (of course) they don't mention it at all for the rest of the episode
300 year old children
oh these kids are so much more annoying than i remembered, however i may just be biased bc i don't like kids shfkshfk
1x09 - dagger of the mind
remember:
absolutely nothing! oh boy!
thoughts:
wow this ep is fucked up!
okay actually i don't think i've seen this one at all before?
usually there'll be moments that jog my memory but the only thing even slightly familiar to me was kirk going "helen don't go!" while in the neutralizer chair, but i could've just seen a clip/gif of it before
i remember skipping episodes in season 1 (i was impatient and wanted to get to city on the edge of forever) but i thought i'd at least made it to halfway thru the season before skipping any
anyway did i mention this ep is fucked up? (star trek really does love to drop an absolutely haunting 50 minutes of television on you and then never address it again, i understand this now. roll credits!)
1x10 - the corbomite maneuver
remember:
uhh
there's a thing out there
it's in the way
preventing them from boldly going, even
looks like an old windows screensaver
i might've skipped this ep too now that i think about it
thoughts:
cute mckirk moment in sickbay :3
i love that this cube has its own theme music whenever its on screen
oh shit it's the sequel to cube: orb
jesus christ that's a big orb
man they really said "okay we've got 3 music tracks and we're gonna get our money's worth out of them"
i gotta say this ep slaps tbh—WAIT HE'S A BABY???
LITTLE BABY MAN
LMAOOOOO
honestly great episode tho i'll stand by that
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LMAOOO you know it o7 Im also fluent in typos so I just automatically read through them as I read
So real I think the most annoying thing for me is the differences in romanization LMAO I discovered it through the webcomic first and then I was sent an unofficial translation (lowk it might be the same one you read) and immediately forgot the names of everyone because the spelling threw me off so bad LMAOOO and then my friend was like “ykw I’ll just write it all out for you” but fr the entire story and develop is CRAZY
Wait PAUSE yukis the oldest after aiku??? No way…although now I kinda see/get it (I’m laughing I can see Niko hiding in a bush tailing yuki and his hair blends in…or imagine aiku SPECIFICALLY is like hide in this bush ur hairs perfect for it)
REALLLL LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!! It’s literally just because he seems super tough and also is fucking BUILT but otherwise those dudebros do not even compare to our respectful man Barou…
LMAOO my go to example of white haired fav is Inumaki from jjk…I guess it’s more like off-white haired characters? Because now that I think it’s not usually the pure white characters (like not gojo LOL) I’m trying to think of more examples but I’ve suddenly forgot everything else even though I’ve had this convo multiple times with some friends oops (I’ll admit Shinahs also my fav but kijas second LMAO) I’m ngl I feel like I haven’t seen enough content that has prominent enough characters who are like Karasu so maybe that’s why I’ve never found a trend for characters like him?? Or maybe I’m just blanking now but this is a long analysis session for another time
I JUST SAW IT I saw the nagi one first and fr thought “no way that’s so on brand” and then I realized it said WAS and kept scrolling but FRR I think by now we can just default to assuming we mean not the typical fanon standard because they’re lowk all ass takes…but yeah I was just about to ask if that meant chigiri long fic LOLLL guys Mira rarepair…chigimira….lowk I can also kinda see it….you could try going for another matchup (or a few and see what the general consensus is if there is one) or imagine a tiktok magically appears on your fyp in your time of need HAHA
LMAOOO I’m ngl that’s not a bad idea just to get people to stop harassing or just bugging you….but then again there’s some people who are still really persistent regardless it’s fr a dilemma
LOL wait that’d be a little funny like imagine they see aikus face and colors and they read the entire thing thinking “wait the reader didn’t even talk to aiku once”
BAROU NATION RISE but manifesting a fire edit gets on your fyp LOL I was just thinking though majority of the remaining character requests you have minus Nagi don’t have a very large pool of edits…trust I’m sure something will come up though…or maybe this’ll be a bfb situation perhaps
No those were my exact thoughts like they’re all so interesting…even aikus LMAO that I couldn’t choose like atp I was ready to make a poll for my poll response choices
ON FIELD ISAGI MOMENT I should use that phrase more often but I see that happening to like almost every poll I come across it’s actually kinda crazy…I wonder if it’s fr just something people treat as a running joke and do to just shit on people smh
There’s too many itoshi fans fr I am very impressed that Karasu remained second though!!! Karasu nation fr rising though I saw that ask while scrolling to read our convo guys this is kinda crazy!!!
Forgot to mention earlier too but I found some more kiyora voicelines that I’ll send in via a separate ask so it’s not buried in here
- Karasu anon
no literally differences in translations always piss me off that’s why it’s so hard to read manhwa because they’ll change shit from chapter to chapter 😭 like the main character’s name will literally change in between scenes or smth…i think another thing is in the novel they use the full name (so like kim dokja or han sooyoung) when referring to characters but in the webcomic they don’t?? like it’s just dokja or wtvr and it felt v weird to me i did not enjoy it plus from what i remember of the webcomic it doesn’t feel as deep as the novel because you’re not literally in the main character’s head which is so integral to the plot!! ofc no hate to people who like the webcomic but truly it was not for me
YESS i’m pretty sure yuki’s the oldest of at least the relevant og bllkers!! since barou has a june bday, shidou is july, and karasu is august (and the rest aren’t 18 yet) meanwhile yuki is may i think?? LMAOOO NO BECAUSE IMAGINE AIKU MAKING NIKO “HACK THE MAINFRAME” (request to follow reader on insta) and it’s like niko typing furiously and then she accepts his request and he’s like “i’m in” all serious and stuff 😭 niko and aiku number one oaeu duo like one thing abt them they will get it done every time 🤩 very much so cousin energy there…yk like the one cousin you only meet at the family reunions once every five years but your vibes are insanely matched so you always get along crazy well…that’s oaeu aiku and niko
barou is a sweetheart at his core that’s what they conveniently miss!! if anything they should be glazing kaiser (tbf a lot of them do) he actually kinda gives dude bro energy…especially in those glasses i just know bro is in comments sections being all “erm actually” and having ness like his comments to hype him up
okay honestly i looked at panels of nagi and shinah side by side and uhhh yeah…i do have a bit of a type…it’s either pale messy wavy haired soft eyes or it’s dark haired sassy jewel eyes (like shinah and nagi vs megumi and karasu) LMAOO tbh my second fav was hak especially because the bodyguard trope is my absolute fav (to be a princess guarded by a handsome man who’s in love with you but you’re royalty and engaged so he can’t do anything about it except defend you even/especially if it kills him 😩) but kija is a king as well!! tbh i also liked jaeha a lot honestly they all slay
HAHAHA I SAW THE NAGI AND I WAS LIKE WOAH?? very real but at the same time even when i’m writing for nagi i tend to make the reader character a lot softer than me…in the sense that she almost ends up taking on that reo-like role of rlly looking out for nagi?? not to that extent but definitely still way more than i personally would ever do for ANY man 😭 the exception is peregrine reader because she’s on a diff level entirely but her nagi is also kinda different than canon nagi because (crazy spoilers for peregrine ahead because i need to talk abt it with someone even though i haven’t written for it in ages) he realizes while they’re dating in high school that he doesn’t care that being with her is a hassle because he loves her so much he wants to be with her anyways…very diff from the typical “oh reader is the only person nagi doesn’t find a hassle so he loves her 🤩” trope ik but it just felt better/more equal to me…it’s not her making his life easier so he stays with her out of convenience it’s him actively choosing her despite it being out of his comfort zone 🥹 for example one of the things that’s kind of being hinted at in peregrine is the whole hakuho scholar thing which is how reader gets to go to college in america but one of the big reveals is that she actually wouldn’t have made it because only the top two students get it and the top two were reo and nagi 😰 and nagi needed it because he got invited to play for some fancy european team (reo didn’t hence why he went to college w reader as well) but couldn’t really afford to go so he also needed that scholarship to be able to live an easy life like he wanted/planned…however he realizes how important leaving japan is to reader so even though he doesn’t want her to go and needs the scholarship he purposefully fails his exams so she can be the number two student thereby dooming himself to playing for a random japanese team and actually having to work hard 😕 and then the reason he quits soccer (the scene in the first chapter where he doesn’t score the goal) is because he realizes he doesn’t care about playing soccer anymore and just wants to be with the reader even though she’s in literally another country (and then he finds out she’s engaged EEK) so he gives up his career for even a CHANCE at seeing her again because his team would never let him go if he doesn’t straight up fail and quit and become useless…and then it turns out she’s going to marry kira so it didn’t matter…UFNFMSKXJDKSM SORRY peregrine rant i actually think abt that version of nagi so often like THAT’S who i mean when i say i would marry him!! yes he’s still lazy and goofy and emotionally stupid (my fav scene that i’m yet to write for the fic is when reader is about to leave for her flight to america and there’s a thunderstorm and instead of…yk…CALLING her or smth nagi literally BIKES across the city at top speed and almost dies just so he can tell her not to leave him [she still leaves him] because he could never ask that of her before as he didn’t even know he cared that much) but at the end of the day he is also a d1 piner in his own way 😭 that was a lot but anyways long story short nagimira with a strictly canonical interpretation of nagi would not work in the slightest but nagi with a little bit of miraverse zest is def a strong contender for number one bf award
HAHA honestly i can see chigiri as well!! we actually do have quite a lot in common plus we are both so slay we would be a very cunty couple 🤩 okay wait i just remembered this because of the entire peregrine rant i went on but after i posted one of the chapters where chigiri is being a bestie someone sent me an ask basically thanking me because i’m the first person who hasn’t made chigiri annoying in my fic HAHAHAHA i was like uhhh thanks i feel like i wrote him pretty normally though?? so miraverse chigiri is fandom approved ✅ idk if i could do a long fic for him though ngl as much as i love him he gives very strong platonic soulmate vibes for me 😩 but who knows tik tok always comes through so maybe i’ll be inspired
no yeah some people will start prodding the story…imagine i just pull out manga panels of karasu or smth i wonder what they would do 😭 and HAHA FR “wait why did aiku spend the whole fic trying to get her w someone else??”
BAROU NATION LET’S GO to be honest it’s more audios than videos that get me going…for example the kiyora fic was inspired the arctic monkeys audio in that one nagi and isagi edit i have saved so even though the video itself had nothing to do w him i was still able to get to work because of that!! so tik tok will definitely still clutch up at LEAST for the to be determined longfic SKFHSJSBA
YES KARASU NATION i think this blog is probably followed by like every karasu fan which is why he got so many votes 😭 no complaints though i love that man fr…and yeah people will always act the fool online i’m afraid 😓 HAHA itoshism is too strong though i fear 😩💔 also OOH more kiyora!! that’s so fun hehe i look forward to reading them
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This would seem to bring us to Post Number 60, the 62nd post of this series, if you count the decimalized ones.
LAST TIME ON MEAT EPILOGUE It would seem we are returning to John and Terezi, this time--- wooo!~ Apparently, he looks pretty bad. This is unfortunate. On the other hand: YES, MEAT EPILOGUE CHAPTER/SECTION 6!!!
Hey, don’t try to shame John for being the sub in this situation. It’s not like he has experience with that kind of thing (not that it’s something generally to be ashamed of: I’m just saying that it is something he seems to be somewhat embarrassed about, and his inexperience meant that it wasn’t exactly by choice on his part--- which is not to suggest that Terezi molested him in any way). Aaaannnd Trolls (especially highbloods) are supposed to be particularly vicious in nature, generally, right? It makes a whole lot of sense that that would extend to the bedroom, as well.
... But yeah, that doesn’t help with his health. He was already doing pretty badly, just after the surgery. He didn’t really need that sort of mess tacked on afterward. Oh, and... why “mysteriously” sticky, you derp? XD
And I am glad you were kidding. (That slapping was very interesting to hear. Hmmm.) Yeah, him being confused and uncertain about it also feels just about right~ ~~~ On a random note, I am reading this just after going through the memo where Karkat, John, and Dave were talking about romance/the propagation of the species, and KK insisted that John and Dave stay away from troll women. That makes this all wonderfully hilarious, in retrospect.
Huh. I’ve never seen “cuckold” used in that sort of context before. Indeed, this is quite the question, though. Could John Egbert handle a blackrom? A caligionous one, at that? A very hard question, that is. I’m not sure he’s emotionally capable of giving himself into the kinds of hate and playful ribbing that would be constantly involved in that kind of relationship, if healthy. I suspect it might have been just a particularly violent flushed thing, though. We’ll see.
Pffft. Slithers. That said: Huh. I was not expecting that turn. Let’s see where this goes~
Oh my gosh, Dirk, would you stop being such a downer? XD I think this is indeed very, very cute~ Soul-shattering is a weird sort of term to use there, for a normal person. Seems right for Dirk, though. He understands the nuances of how shattering can be more or less than a whole break.
That is practically the definition of a subjective judgment. I know you’re being ironic and all, but come on, man, that’s just base as heck. But yeah, I think he might have it bad, indeed.
The question here is, “Does he mean to suggest that Andrew Hussie is God to him, or does he mistakenly [in the context of Homestuck, which has given no distinct evidence for it] believe that there was a God that he actually usurped?” “replaced” is a very interesting and useful word, here, given the working interpretation that I have is indeed that he is interpreting AH as God and likely believes him to have abandoned Homestuck, thus removed himself from his directorial capacity over its narrative, until he managed to take over.
WHY ARE NEITHER OF YOU THINKING OF RETCON-PORTING IN TO RESCUE HER FROM HER DEMISE BEFORE IT HAPPENS?!?!?!? But yeah, you really should get home and recover first, if it is possible.
Whoops. Not a good sign. Noooot a good sign.
The Power of Three is a very strong thing.
Here we gooooooo!!!~ The first time (I think) that I’ve continued a post beyond one page!!!
No. Also, probably Jake English. He has strange effects on people.
Wow, someone’s a bit miffed. That said: Hooray, acknowledgement by the narrative! :’D
I do not appreciate your repeated suggestions that Jake is dumb! That said: No. No, I do not want to engage in wanton promiscuity with such a man. I am, to put it quite simply, not interested in meaningless sexual encounters with people I am not deeply connected with. Even if I had such a bond with Jake English, I would not be inclined to engage in such activities. Quite frankly, I am not exactly partial to the type of equipment he sports. As for the political side of things... well, that’s complicated. Yeah, people can indeed become far too energized by the attractiveness of candidates and those associated with them, rather than their substance. Maybe that’s the case, here. I’d like to think that the actual results of the election will in fact prove people wrong. Maybe there will be exit polls that we can see excerpts of to judge things for certain. I don’t know~
FINALLY, SOMEONE FRICKING ADMIRES THE SUFFERER!!!
Eh? I mean, I guess even Dave and Karkat were acknowledging the possibility of a misstep. We’ll see what happens.
Heee’s probably gonna try to sabotage this, isn’t he? Also, I wish I were more familiar with human muscle anatomy.
“The Kibosh” is a good phrase to use. That said: ***snerk*** It’s like Karkat has wedding day jitters. XD
Man, it is annoying how spiteful you are toward him, Dirk. Can you give him a break for just a second? I mean, you probably caused the sweating to begin with.
Wow. Such dudebroism, which I just suddenly realized/-membered Dirk was supposed to slightly embody, somewhat. (I blame Gamebro Magazine, and the sharp contrast between the diction there and Dirk’s writing style.) That is a funny description, though, the brain-tonguing. Also, gosh, Jake is nervous.
Oh, hey, I think Dave’s going to finally get a feel for the Narrative, and maybe end up confronting Dirk. That will be incredibly interesting.
Wow, this is getting to him. It’s like he’s made of sugar, and someone’s just begun to drizzle water on him. Or maybe made of witch.
***lip curls up in a snarl*** Dave better make this quick. I am somehow edging on more angry at this Unreliable Narrator than I was before Alt!Calliope took over...!
Well, that’s, umm... interesting. Particularly, the cultivated Obfuscating Stupidity bit. But moreso the fact that Dirk will acknowledge he’s smarter than he seems.
Yes... I think I most definitely am more furious than ever at this piece of garbage, now. After the sweet taste of freedom that Jake was finally able to feel, and the burst of confidence he’d found in it, you pour all of this blithering waste on him? Jane was trying to use him! I’m sure she hasn’t loved him for a long time, and even then, I Jake never toyed with her heart intentionally, I’m sure! Grrrrr...!
Honestly, though, he brings up a complicated and intriguing question. Jake has definitely been used and abused throughout his history, and at least part of his recent activity to exploit his Hope-y Assets must have been Dirk’s doing, but how much of his sexually promiscuous revelry has actually been something that he would not and did not choose, say, as a result of his drinking problem, rather than him reveling in his identity as a
WORLD RENOWNED EXPLORER-NATURALIST-TREASURE HUNTER-ARCHEOLOGIST-SCIENTIST-ADVENTURER-BIG GAME HUNTER-BILLIONAIRE EXTRAORDINAIRE
just as your pre-Scratch self was? Regardless of the level of culpability he actually has in the matters of his life, he is nowhere near deserving of this kind of shaming, and Dirk should be ashamed of himself for this kind of disgusting behavior which he is almost certainly engaging in specifically to throw Jake off.
Oh, also, victim blaming is BS, and the answer is an unequivocal, “You, you insincere, megalomaniacal, self-justifying dirtbag.”
***is so fricking ANGRY that it is taking a great deal of willpower not to release a roar of primal fury and break my hand on my computer screen*** THIS IS NOT HOW HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WORK!!! THAT IS NOT HOW SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY WILLING TO SUBMIT TO YOU LIKE THAT WILL BEHAVE, YOU FFF--- ***RRRRRGH!!!***
YOU HAD BETTER NOT FRICKING LISTEN TO THIS GARBAGE, JAKE!!! RESIST HIS INFLUENCE, AND--- Huh. The thought just occurred to me that both Dave and Jake could be interpreted as stand-ins for Simon, if Dirk were Kamina (despite how different Kamina’s personality is from Dirk’s), because Simon really seems like he could be interpreted as a Page of Hope too, for some reason (but curse my ADHD! XwX) ---AND DEFEAT HIM WITH YOUR HOPE BUBBLE!!!
... At least he apologized. For what that is worth. This is going to seem so obvious to Dave, though. Obviously, he isn’t going to kill his Bro, but... well, let’s see how things turn out. Hmm. Also, this is hilarious insofar as it derailed the press conference and probably took away much of the steam that could have been generated for the Karkat/Vantas ticket by Jake’s endorsement, but it doesn’t exactly do all that much for Jane Crocker’s side, either. It was a very sickening and weird spectacle, but I am not sure how it will actually play out in their favor? Seems like it might cause Jane’s side trouble, and might cause tensions between them.
I still can never consistently remember what “smh” means. But yes, “HICCUP???” is right. STOP HIM, DAVE!!!
TACKLE HIM AWAY INTO THE FUTURE!!!
Realistically, he should have no problem with speed at all. Time power shown a la cheating with Jade in games should let him get there instantly, and even his flash step that he has shown since before entering the Game should allow him to get there on time. Man, Dirk is a prick about manipulating things. Especially since we are going to see things derailed and shift to another setting, right when Jake is supposedly going to make the biggest contribution he’ll ever make. WHICH DOESN’T EVEN FRICKING MAKE SENSE!!!
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Fantasy Fest Series: Demon of Mine || Bu Fan [Demon!AU]
Credit to @buyuefan for the gif, which sparked inspiration for this fic!
Title: Demon of Mine Pairing: Reader x Bufan Genre: Witch!AU + Demon!AU + fluff Word Count: 2,202 words Summary: Magic can be tricky, especially when you accidentally summon a demon into your home.
A/N: My first fic in the Fantasy Fest series! At the time of me writing up this fic, demon!au is currently in the lead in the poll. Who else better to play the role of a demon that Bufan himself? Also, a disclaimer: everything is pretty much more or less fictional. I made up a few things as far as summoning demons go and I also didn’t want anyone to get any ideas, lol. Everything is under the cut because this is the longest fic i’ve ever written I think, oof. Enjoy demon!Bufan!
Warning: mild cursing, brief mention of blood
ya’ll asked for demon!au
so i gotchu boo
you come from a family of witches
magic has ran through your family blood line for generations, dating back to the early 1400s
contrary to popular belief, your family did not practice black magic or served the Devil
instead your family used magical skills in order to heal others, even opening an apothecary as a family business
all throughout your life, you loved learning about the functions of different types of herbs and ingredients and using that knowledge to create all types of potions and concoctions
you also had an affinity for spell-casting and charms
every so often, your parents would go on business trips and travel across realms, bringing back new knowledge of spells and potions that you had never heard of
sometimes they were gone for months or, rarely, a year
it did feel strange being on your own for long periods of time, but you grew accustomed to it
it also meant you were left in charge of running the apothecary, which you were all too eager for
as you flipped to a page in one of your many ancient potion-books to find the cure for nightshade rash for one of your clients, you scanned the ingredient list and saw that one of the ingredients was virtually illegible due to the fact that the ink was rubbed away over time
“damn. how am I supposed to make this potion now?” you sighed. “guess i’ll have to ask grandma.”
after closing up the shop so that no customers wandered in, you headed to the back room. shelves lined the walls and were filled with all sorts of magical ingredients, all neatly organized according to their use. the soft sound of the fire crackling under the fireplace and the bubbling of the cauldron hanging above it filled the room. books and papers written in latin littered the tables and floor messily, the aftermath of your charms studying session from earlier
with a flick of your wrist, the books and papers levitated and swirled in the air for a moment before tidying themselves into organized stacks. another flick of your wrist, everything including the furniture moved on their own and cleared the center of the floor
“hm... what was the spell that mom used?” you said to yourself.
you had never summoned your deceased grandmother before, let alone any spirit for that matter. usually it was your mother who did the spirit contacting
looking through a spell book, you stopped at one particular spell and figured this was what you were looking for
how to summon a loved one
according to the spell, all you had to do was draw a magic circle, provide a drop of blood and say a simple incantation. the circle will automatically summon the one you love, which you figured was your grandmother in this case
sounds easy enough
oh boy were you in for a surprise
you carefully used a piece of white chalk to carefully replicate the image of a large summoning circle, carefully sketching intricate patterns as you go. facing the fireplace, you slowly inhaled and exhaled, a stream of wind leaving your mouth and extinguishing the flames, turning the room almost pitch black. with that said, you lit a few candles around the circle. gently running your index finger over the other, a small incision appeared. tilting your finger, you let a drop of blood fall into the circle. it was time to start the ritual.
closing your eyes, you channeled all of your energy to your core and began reciting the spell incantation. feeling the magic run through your veins, you felt the air pick up and stir around you, creating a vortex at the center of the circle. shadows danced along the walls to the sound of your chanting that grew in volume with each repetition. the once tiny golden flames were now a roaring, brilliant amethyst.
your words came to a halt as you finished reciting the spell. the room around you also fell into a complete silence. opening your eyes, you were prepared to greet the spirit of your grandmother
except it wasn’t a spirit
hell (no pun intended) it wasn’t even your grandmother
floating in a fog of purple smoke above the summoning circle was a massive male figure around 6′3′’. his hair was a blood crimson, mirroring his glowing eyes beneath his closed lids. aside from wearing slightly loose black pants and a long trench coat, he was completely shirtless
(you were lowkey checking out his abs ooh la la)
but what caught you the most off guard was the lilac tint of his skin, the onyx curled horns above his head, deadly talons instead of fingernails, and the powerful presence of obsidian wings that were tattered and torn at the edges and looked at least twice your size
“oh shit i just summoned a demon”
at the sound of your voice, the demon’s eyes snapped open and glared at you with what you believe was murderous intent
fuck
you were going to die tonight
you were a healer, not a fighter rip you
just as the demon made a move to step out of circle, the spell broke. the magic that kept him afloat disappeared in a flash
causing him to plant face first onto your wooden floor
“....pfffft-”
you knew you probably shouldn’t have found the idea of a potentially dangerous demon in your home funny, but you couldn’t stopped laughing at how someone so scary looking could be so clumsy
meanwhile the demon only winced in pain as he stood back up and rubbed his face before shooting you a look of disbelief
most people would faint, pee their pants, cry, or at least scream in fear at the sight of him
but here you are laughing at him
who tf were you?
“are you done?” he deadpanned after watching you laugh at him for three minutes straight
wiping away a stray tear, you barely managed to settle down and responded, “y-yeah i think i’m good. are you?”
“peachy”
you felt the need to laugh again... until you realized that the spell you used was meant to summon:
a loved one
and it summoned this random demon
wtf was that supposed to mean
“wait, who the hell are you?” you interrogated
“my name is bufan. i’m a formidable demon of the Underworld!” his loud, deep ass voice boomed before leaning down his height to make eye contact with you
you felt your heart flutter a bit at how close he was
“that’s uh... nice...”
“just... nice....?”
“yeah....”
awkward silence
“so who are you and why did you summon me?” bufan questioned, raising a dark eyebrow at you
“oh! i’m (y/n). i kind of summoned you by accident,” you sheepishly admitted
“how do you accidentally summon a demon?”
“how do you accidentally trip and fall while getting summoned?”
“....”
damn you got him there
“anyway,” you coughed, “all i wanted to do was summon the spirit of my dead grandmother, not a demon. i’m not even sure why the spell summoned you in the first place. not to be rude or anything but can you go back to where you came from? I'm really busy and need to talk to my grandmother so i can start this cure already”
"i can't unless you give me your first born child"
“....say what now”
you gaped at his serious poker face before slowly watching it contort into a shit-eating grin. then he broke into a boisterous laughing fit that shook the whole room with its intensity
you pouted when you realized he was pulling your leg. “this is payback for earlier, isn’t it?”
he calmed himself down to a few chuckles, “i was just trying to break the ice. it’s not every day i get summoned to a cute little witch’s home”
you nearly forgot how much of a smooth talker demons were
blood rushed to your cheeks at his words
definitely not because he called you cute
(it definitely is)
“but i’m telling the truth when i say i can’t exactly go back. that’s not how this spell works. i’m already bounded to you by blood”
you wondered what he meant by ‘not how the spell works’
“the spell book doesn’t say anything about it either,” you sighed. “i guess that means you’re stuck with me for the time being- hey! be careful with that!”
you snatched a bottle of naga venom from bufan who already was snooping around at all of the magical ingredients and things around him
“you’re awfully calm. aren't you afraid i'll take your soul or something?" he says
"bold of you to assume I have a soul"
you were joking of course and he, being a demon, could sense that you indeed did have a soul and grinned at you
“just... try and behave yourself, ok?”
“i’ll be on my best behavior”
bufan was not on his best behavior
you should have known never to trust a demon smh
having bufan around was like taking care of three year old child
he’s constantly asking you questions every time you’re trying to make potions and just genuinely trying to annoy you
“(y/n), what’s that?”
“dragon’s breath”
“and that?”
“alicorn tears”
“this empty jar says teeth. who’s teeth?”
“it’s about to be yours in a second after i punch you in the jaw if you don’t stfu”
“are all you humans so snippy?”
“oh my god”
“more like oh my lucifer amirite”
you were a unicorn’s hair away from hexing him jfc
for someone so big, he was also extremely sneaky and sly
he’s always trying to play pranks on you and using his powers to his advantage
such as using his invisibility to randomly pop in front of you or poke your sides or face when you were doing something
or hiding your phone and other necessities all over the house and sending you on an entire scavenger hunt
despite his childish tendencies, bufan was also quite reliable
for some reason, he grew to be protective of you although he knew you could protect yourself with your own powers
whenever you traveled home alone at night, he insisted on flying you home on his broad back
which you secretly loved bc flying with bufan was always fun since he would always make it feel like a roller coaster ride by flying in loops and various speeds
there were times where bufan even acted like a mother figure which was both intriguing and terrifying
“(y/n), did you eat yet?”
“no i don’t have any time to-”
*proceeds to make eight different types of meals for you*
in addition, he always had liver medicine on hand and you have no idea how or why???
whenever you were having a bad day, he never hesitated to listen to your problems even if they didn’t apply to him as a demon
over the next few months of bufan living with you, your once quiet and uneventful home was now constantly filled with laughter, annoyed yells, and bustle. you found yourself noticeably happier
but a part of you always wondered if your happiness was only one sided
“bufan,” you called out to him one day while fiddling with your wand
he made a grunting sound from the couch that was situated a few feet from you, indicating that he heard you and was listening
“do you regret being summoned by me?” you nervously asked
no answer
feeling your heart drop when he failed to respond, you assumed the worse and laughed quietly to hide the sadness in your heart
“it’s okay if you do. i wont hold it against you,” you nodded timidly
hearing his footsteps approach you, you faintly remember hearing your wand drop onto the floor before he pulled you close to him
you’ve never felt so tiny oml
“what makes you think i regret being here?” he questioned, clearly confused as to why you were suddenly bringing this up
you shrugged, “i don’t know... i mean, you were kind of forced to. do you miss being on your own?”
“do you?”
it took you a moment to quietly reply, “i’ve gotten used to feeling alone, so if you wanted to leave, i would let you”
bufan could hear the loneliness that lingered at the edge of your words. little did you know, he already knew how much you meant to him from the very first day he met you. there was no way it was an accident. he pulled you tighter to him before kissing the top of your head
“silly little witch. who says i’m going anywhere?”
you tilted your head up at him in surprise, “you’re saying that if you had the chance to leave, you wouldn’t take it?”
“you couldn’t get rid of me even if you wanted to”
and you swear that that was the moment you knew you had fallen for a demon
maybe performing that spell wasn’t a mistake after all
perhaps the universe knew that bufan was meant to be your loved one
because there was no better feeling than always coming home to a certain demon of yours
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ITS LATE EVERYONE BUT I CANT WAIT TO GUSH ABOUT THIS FIC I GOTTA DO IT NOW
sorry for being late to the party, but i can't believe you've blessed us with another ed nashton masterpiece!! and this time it's dark?? i literally could not contain my excitement when i saw you posted this.
The longer it went on, the more you caught yourself glancing at the defendant across the hall, wondering if he could know that you hadn’t been sleeping since the first time you saw him, simultaneously longing and dreading that he might look back at you.
this is part of what made this fic so interesting to me! it seems like reader has some sort of attraction to him, whether that's out of morbid curiosity or because she finds him intriguing/fascinating.
Well, here you were, in 2025 with Edward Nashton sitting on you in your bed, so that didn’t go exactly as planned. But the truth was, you��d seen him so many times since then, in your dreams.
like this line! was she dreaming about him because she regretted not getting him on account of that one important charge? or was it because there's something else drawing her to him?
“I’ve been planning this for so long.” You knew exactly how long, actually. Since the moment he looked at you in that courtroom over three years ago, when the judge found him not guilty of terrorism charges. He knew then that he had a chance to get to you, and do whatever he was about to do now.
this is so in line with ed and his character. i mean, think about how long it probably took him to plan the events of the movie and how calculated all of it was? i bet he spent all three years in arkham just planning to the very last little detail how to get back at reader. she never stood a chance smh
“Did you think that just because you’re in your bed, that we’re in your apartment?"
i literally gasped when i read this line. such a good twist!
“I have a riddle for you,” he replied suddenly. “What’s in the middle of nowhere?”
You sniffled, fighting back your tears. “This place,” you assumed.
“Well, yes,” he shrugged, “but the answer was actually ‘H’. Get it?”
this gets points for being funny and clever. you never fail to make me laugh when reading one of your fics (i would've laughed if i was in this situation too and he said that tbh)
“God, you’re all the fucking same. You act like whores and call it empowerment, but when you get treated like a whore it’s all crocodile tears and screams of 'oppression’. You think this is oppression? Being a pretty, rich little trust fund girl? Bullshit. This is just the consequences of your actions!”
there he is, my little incel reddit twitch streamer! no but honestly the dirty talk throughout this entire fic was just exquisite.
“God, you’re tight,” he hissed. “I used to fuck my fist in my awful little cell and think about doing this to you, it feels better than I imagined…”
like this, oof, the feelings this image gave me...
He was smart enough to figure out that you just wanted whoever was watching this livestream to be sure this was Edward Nashton— not a copycat with a costume. You would’ve been the first to hear about a breakout at Arkham, so they must not have even known he was out yet by the time you were taken… you wanted them to be sure. You couldn’t stop him now, but you could build your case.
reader is still trying to play prosecutor, even in a situation where she's out of control. and even though ed knew what she was doing, i could just tell he'd fall for it. he wouldn't want people thinking anyone else could be capable of what he pulled off. he's too much of a megalomaniac lol.
“Where should I come?” he breathed.
“Pull out,” you instructed.
“I wasn’t talking to you,” he sneered, and you saw him looking over at the phone he’d set down beside you.
pleaseeee that's so funny, i'm just imagining one of his mods setting up a poll with different options of where he should come.
The person you were looking at was a convergence of both. He didn’t need the mask anymore— and you didn’t just mean the leather one discarded on the floor.
this line gave me chills. it literally took my breath away. i feel like this is an interesting evolution for ed where he doesn't need to hide behind the mask anymore.
“I’m still hard,” he noticed. “And you still have a hole I haven’t used.”
oh god, the dread i felt reading that...
i'm sure you get sick of hearing this, but another fantastic work!! you keep upping the ante every time, and i'll always come back for more ;)
𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 || dark!riddler (2022) x reader
𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 || revenge for himself isn't enough, he needs all his followers— and whoever else finds his special one-night-only, post-prison-break livestream— to see you pay for what you did to him.
𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 || bit over 6k
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 || noncon smut, bondage, exhibitionism, knife play, kidnapping/abduction, choking, spitting, unwanted creampie/slight breeding kink, misogyny/incel mindset, degradation, implied anal, the batman (2022) spoilers
𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙛𝙞𝙘 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙/𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙪𝙥𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜
“I think she’s waking up, finally…”
The voice was distant, deep and unfamiliar, like you were hearing it echo from inside a cave. Even before you could understand anything that was happening, you felt as if something was horribly wrong. You fought to open your eyes but could only blink for a second before they shut again, you were so sleepy…
“Come on,” the voice encouraged, closer to you now— you felt a weight on your back, and the voice was right behind you. “Wakey wakey, everyone’s waiting…”
A few light smacks to your cheek pulled you mostly into consciousness, and you managed to open your eyes. It was dark, so you still couldn’t see too much, until a bright rectangle of white light lit up suddenly and nearly blinded you; you squinted your eyes shut and tried to move your head away, but when you reached to cover your eyes with your hand, you felt resistance on your wrist. You tugged again, harder, and whined when it caused your restraint to tighten painfully. Just barely managing to get a peak while your arm blocked the overpowering light, you saw that your hand was tied with a torn strip of your bedsheet— you moved your other arm, you wiggled your legs, and realized they were bound as well. And as you cried out instinctively with fear, you noticed that your mouth was gagged with another strip of fabric.
You were gagged and bound, face-down, to your own bed— by your own sheets— to the posts at each corner. And as you started to panic, fighting against the ties even though it only seemed to make it worse, you heard a low laugh from behind you.
“Aw, so scared,” it cooed deeply, making you shudder. You tried to turn your head back but you couldn’t twist your neck far enough— instead, all you could see was the gloved hand that reached in front of your face, brushing your hair out of the way. There was that blinding light again, leaving an purple, splotchy impression on the inside of your eyelids, like a bruise. “We're live— say hello to all my followers, Madam Prosecutor…”
The gloved hand pointed at the light, and then waved— and you just barely saw the blinking red light, next to the white rectangle which was already morphing into the camera flashes from your memories.
“Madam Prosecutor, your statement on the Riddler trial!” a reporter demanded as he shoved a microphone in your face. “Is the State still hoping for the death penalty?”
Another fought his way past your security to throw another question at you: “The Riddler’s lawyers say he’s mentally unfit to stand trial, what do you have to say?”
“Do you have a message for Riddler sympathizers in Gotham today?”
“Did you know Commissioner Savage? Is the Riddler case personal for you?”
“Is there a chance the Riddler is going to walk free?”
You turned suddenly, facing the barrage of cameras, microphones, people with notepads and voice recorders. With a hand on your security detail’s shoulder, you moved him aside so you could address the media— hopefully for the last time.
“Edward Nashton is a violent criminal, perfectly aware of what he’s done and why he did it,” you stated firmly. “He is unstable and psychotic, but capable of understanding right from wrong— and capable of committing unimaginable wrongs which he has already demonstrated in his acts of terror against Gotham and its people. Today, the State is fighting for this man to face life in prison without the possibility of parole, and we believe our case is unbeatable because our evidence is undeniable: every person in this city witnessed and suffered through what this individual unleashed on thousands of innocent civilians. Anything but a full conviction on all charges would be a massive miscarriage of justice and an offense to every victim of his hateful rampage. I will give no further comment until the full trial has concluded, thank you.”
They shouted at your back but you ignored them as you continued up the steps and entered the courthouse. You tried not to react to the commotion inside, but it was impossible not to notice that security was no less than quadrupled compared to a normal case: cops everywhere, some with dogs, most with assault rifles strapped over their chests. After every door was a walk-through metal detector, and you saw some of your most respected colleagues getting pat-downs while their entire silhouette was traced with metal detection wands and their palms were swabbed for residue.
“Sorry, ma’am,” an officer got your attention as he pointed to your purse, “no bags allowed inside.”
“No bags, at all?” you frowned. “I’m the prosecutor, I’m here with the State—”
“No one can bring anything in,” he insisted, “you can leave it all in your car or I can throw it out for you.”
You sighed as you tried to imagine going back out there and braving the crowds of reporters, fighting your way through the protesters and cops in riot gear, hearing slurs and jeers shouted at you from citizens in replica masks…
“Throw it out,” you decided, handing over the bag to the officer who walked away and tossed it into a massive trash bin. That handbag itself was worth a couple hundred dollars, not to even mention the contents inside, but it was still a lesser sacrifice in the end.
A three-and-a-half-week trial somehow went by in a blur. You didn’t remember the details anymore, just the parts you had to experience every day: that quiet, meek figure in the jumpsuit and chains, the muffled sound of protests just outside, the tearful testimonies, the clinical descriptions and high definition photographs of the violent murders of men you knew.
Every day you went through the crowds and through the security checkpoints, you sat behind your table and ignored the way your hands would shake as you organized your papers, you stood when they said ‘All rise!’ and you spoke when they asked you to. The longer it went on, the more you caught yourself glancing at the defendant across the hall, wondering if he could know that you hadn’t been sleeping since the first time you saw him, simultaneously longing and dreading that he might look back at you.
You remembered judgment day. There was a post online that someone sent you, a screenshot of an anonymous user of the same forum website Nashton had used during his killing spree— they themselves were facing a class-action lawsuit, you heard, and they were winning. “The news said today is the day of final judgment in the Riddler case,” the post read, “but the day of final judgment already came when he nearly drowned Gotham and exposed our corrupt city officials! #JusticeforRiddler #Riddlerdidnothingwrong”
Those words stuck with you, just as much as the words that concluded the worst month of your life.
“All rise for the Honorable Arthur Hawley!”
The judge entered the court for the last time, and everyone sat when he did. You saw the exhaustion in his eyes, too, as he lifted a paper to read his concluding statements. “Having heard the arguments of the defense and prosecution,” he began, “I have reached a final verdict in the trial of Edward Nashton. Before the verdicts are read I will remind everyone present that any outburst, interruption, or otherwise distracting and disruptive behavior will lead to immediate removal from the courtroom. All thirty-four charges have been declared as follows:
For the murder of Donald Mitchell, Junior, the Court finds the defendant guilty.
For the murder of Peter Savage, the Court finds the defendant guilty.
For the murder of Gil Coulson, the Court finds the defendant guilty.
For the murder of Carmine Falcone, the Court finds the defendant guilty.
On the count of domestic acts of terrorism, the Court finds the defendant not guilty.”
Your throat caught but you tried your best not to react. For the first time in this entire, hellish trial— for the first time in his life— Edward Nashton looked at you. You felt his stare from behind the unassuming glasses, but you didn’t look back. He must have known that without that conviction, he could be sent to Arkham rather than federal, maximum-security prison like you’d been hoping. Arkham wasn’t an easy way out, it was still a ruthless place that probably needed a federal investigation of its own, but he was going to stay in Gotham— he was going to continue to feed off of the very people he attacked. It made you sick.
Judge Hawley read the remaining twenty-nine charges: conspiracy to commit murder, obviously; kidnapping, false imprisonment, and some explosive materials charges for what he did to Gil; destruction of state property for blowing up the seawall; several counts of battery and assault with a deadly weapon as is typical for anyone being charged with murders; and a bunch of auxiliary charges for falsifying some forms, having a fake ID, stealing vans for his bombs, and technically committing fraud here and there as one tends to do while orchestrating a masterplan to destroy an entire city.
For all but two, he was found guilty. They were irrelevant now, though: he was going to get forty-five to life in Arkham, and you were going to fight like hell to keep him from ever having a chance at parole. He’d keep appealing, you’d keep showing up, and this was never really going to end. A gavel bang, the bustle of everyone mumbling to each other, and just like that it was over— for everyone else.
Two guards held Edward at either side, though he cooperated as they guided him back to where he would be returned to jail until sentencing brought him out again; in fact, he’d been cooperative throughout all of this. Somehow, that made you hate him more. It made you feel like this is something he expected, even wanted.
They walked him along, and just before they got him through the door, he turned and looked right at you. You were looking back this time.
Your eyes met. You tilted your head back slightly, inhaling deeply; he smiled at you. The door shut, and he was gone.
“You remember me now, don’t you?” Edward hummed.
You moaned through the gag, hoping he’d remove it so you could respond.
“I’ll take this gag out if you promise you’re going to be good,” he offered, and you nodded fervently. Gloved fingers slipped between the torn fabric and your cheek, pulling the strip out of your mouth— it hung around your neck loosely, and you gasped from the slight relief.
“I never forgot you,” you whispered to him.
You hadn’t seen him, physically, for two years— his final sentencing appeal, where you once again managed to keep him in Arkham until at least 2087. Well, here you were, in 2025 with Edward Nashton sitting on you in your bed, so that didn’t go exactly as planned.
But the truth was, you'd seen him so many times since then, in your dreams. Truthfully, you'd been out of your depth prosecuting him. A young and relatively inexperienced prosecutor being assigned such a massive trial was all but unheard of, but no other Gotham prosecutor could do it— they were all under their own investigations for accepting bribes from Carmine Falcone. The judge offered to bring in a federal prosecutor, but in spite of your best judgment, you wanted someone who was there to witness his crimes to bring him to justice. You took your jobs because you wanted to stand up for the people of Gotham, and that's what you were going to do.
But you'd only convicted a few murderers before, and they were all low-level thugs or abusive husbands. Easy, quick trials with juries itching to convict. This was the trial of the century and you were the last line of defense between a terrorist and freedom. Maybe if it weren't for your pride, you would've let a federal prosecutor take the case and he would've been convicted of terrorism and he wouldn't have stayed in Gotham— let alone in the criminally insane facility most notorious for its breakout problem.
Memories of the trial didn't come back alone: you remembered now how this happened, walking back from your office only to be pulled into the shadows by someone you never got a look at before the needle in your neck dosed you with something that kept you out cold until now. It was hard to say how long it had been, but you were still in your button down blouse and pencil skirt… even your heels were still on, which felt wrong while you were laying in bed.
Of course, that was far from the only thing that felt wrong. It was just the easiest one to think about, because everything else was far too terrifying to process.
"I never forgot you, either," Edward replied coldly. "I've been planning this for so long."
You knew exactly how long, actually. Since the moment he looked at you in that courtroom over three years ago, when the judge found him not guilty of terrorism charges. He knew then that he had a chance to get to you, and do whatever he was about to do now.
You felt the point of a knife trail down your back through your shirt, and you had a pretty good idea of what it was that he was about to do.
"Your defense wanted to convince the world that you were stupid, or crazy," you defended yourself, hoping to bargain with him, "they wanted you not guilty by reason of insanity. You're not crazy— you're definitely not stupid. I respected you enough to see that."
"Respect?" he repeated. "People like you never respect people like me. We're lucky if you pity us. And I think it's time we got what we're owed."
You didn't quite understand what that was supposed to mean, so you moved to a more practical approach. "They'll put you in federal this time," you warned him.
"Only if they can find me," he giggled proudly.
"You're streaming yourself live," you noticed, "from inside the apartment of a state prosecutor! SWAT is gonna be here in minutes!"
He laughed again, deeper this time, and leaned down to whisper in your ear. "Did you think that just because you're in your bed, that we're in your apartment?"
You couldn't move your head around enough to see anything, it was just endless darkness past the bedposts, but when you realized that you didn't know where you were, you felt sick when you came to the obvious conclusion that no one else knew where you were either.
"Yes, I imagine SWAT is already at your door now," he continued. "They're looking for you, they're clearing the halls, but they don't know I had a moving company take your bed while you were at work, and they brought it here. I had to lead them there so they'd find the message I left, but they're not going to find you. Because you're here."
"Where am I?" you asked hoarsely.
"I have a riddle for you," he replied suddenly. "What's in the middle of nowhere?"
You sniffled, fighting back your tears. "This place," you assumed.
"Well, yes," he shrugged, "but the answer was actually 'H'. Get it?"
"You're just making this worse for yourself," you insisted, "breaking out is bad enough, but killing a state prosecutor will get you—"
"Kill you?" he interrupted. "No, no no no, that would be such a waste…"
You wrinkled your brows together, feeling the knife moved lower, over the curve of your ass and down to your thigh, where it started to gently curl up the bottom of your skirt.
"You're the only clean prosecutor left in Gotham," he explained, "you don't need to die. You just need to learn your lesson."
You felt the zipper at your waist start to open, and you tensed up. "N-no, wait," you pleaded instinctively.
"Shh, you're just making this worse for yourself," he turned your words back around onto you. "You put me away in that terrible place, you knew how bad it was there and you told them forty years wasn't enough. This won't be nearly as bad for you as that was for me, but hopefully it'll give you an idea."
With your skirt unzipped, he was able to shimmy it down your thighs and reveal the garters holding your stockings up, and more embarrassingly the lace panties they were attached to. Your face heated up as he laughed softly.
"Were you on your way to meet someone tonight? Or are you just trying to spoil me?" he purred, hooking a gloved finger around the garter just to snap it against your skin and make you jump. "What a little slut you are…"
"I-I'm not," you insisted.
"Don't deny it," he ordered, "you can't hide anything from me now."
He held your shirt taut and slowly dragged the knife through the fabric, slashing it open down the back while you tried to stay perfectly still so he wouldn't nick you.
A deep hum echoed behind you as the scraps of your shirt were pushed to either side, and quickly the knife cut through the back of your bra as well. He ran his gloves fingers down your back until you shivered, before slicing your sleeves and bra straps open too so he could simply pull the ruined clothes out from under you.
"Oh, the comments aren't happy," he announced suddenly. "They wanna see your tits, I guess. Hm. That might be tricky."
"What?" you mumbled in confusion.
"I've got the comments section on my phone, see?" he explained as he held his phone in front of your face. The first thing you saw was a monitor feed of what the camera was steaming now, and you were disturbed to see yourself tied up and pinned down by the masked figure. Just below that was an eye symbol with the number 1,447 next to it. Are that many people really watching this?
And then you saw the live comments feed, though you wished you hadn't.
Show us her tits!!!!!
he should carve a question mark on her lol
YES!! FUCK THAT BITCH!
You can tell she wants it lmao whores like that always do
“They’ve been waiting for this for a while, too,” he said, the grin apparent in his voice. “They know when you hurt one of us, you hurt all of us— and they know that when I put you in your place, they all get a little of that power, too.”
“You’re crazy,” you breathed.
“There it is,” he chuckled, “come on, tell us how you really feel. No more lies.”
“You’re fucking crazy!” you shouted, starting to choke on a sob. “Get the fuck off of me!”
“Sorry everyone,” he addressed the camera, setting his phone aside, “you’ll have to wait to get a better view. Right now, I’m just gonna give her what she needs.”
You heard him unzipping his pants, and you started to squirm more desperately. “Fuck you,” you spat, “get off me— you fucking freak!”
He only laughed, and you felt one hand on your back… the other must have been holding his cock, guiding it to press against your entrance. You gasped as you felt it, fighting to close your legs but uselessly struggling against the ties on your ankles. Your rage shifted to fear again, and with nothing else left to do, you pleaded for mercy.
"Please don't," you begged, "please, please—"
"Shut up!" he yelled, pulling the gag around your neck back up into your mouth and tying it tighter. "God, you're all the fucking same. You act like whores and call it empowerment, but when you get treated like a whore it's all crocodile tears and screams of 'oppression'. You think this is oppression? Being a pretty, rich little trust fund girl? Bullshit. This is just the consequences of your actions!"
With a shove of his hips forward, he speared you on his cock. You didn't want to give him the satisfaction of reacting, but it only took a few sudden and ruthless thrusts to make you choke out your anguished, wavering moan. Your toes curled and your hands tightened into fists at the pain; the sound of his heavy breathing made you shiver, and made your stomach sick.
"God, you're tight," he hissed. "I used to fuck my fist in my awful little cell and think about doing this to you, it feels better than I imagined…"
He grunted loudly every time he met the end of you, only egged on by your sobs. He was wasting no time at all tearing you apart; you just hoped that his lack of restraint and rushed pace meant that this wouldn't last too much longer. Already his moans were getting louder and his gloved hands were grabbing your arms tightly.
There wasn’t anything else to do but cry now, burying your face in the pillow and hoping it would all be over soon. Of course, he couldn’t let you hide that easily, not when he had an enraptured audience encouraging him and demanding to see you broken and defeated. Edward grabbed your hair and yanked your head back, turning you to look into the light. Lip quivering and tears streaming down your face, you blinked quickly as you stared forward and tried not to imagine how many people were watching you be degraded like this.
“What are you crying for?” he wondered. “I bet you get fucked like this all the time. This is how you like it, right? Getting fucked from behind, face down, like a whore? Getting used?”
There was no use denying it, he would never believe you— there was no use responding at all, even if all you could do was shake your head with this gag in your mouth.
“You probably let guys do this to you all the time,” he grunted, one hand tugging on your hair harder while the other held your hips still. “You’re just crying because you never thought a guy like me would fuck a girl like you. Right? You think you’re too good for me? Because I’m a freak?”
Shutting your eyes, you heard the sounds of his heavy clothes rubbing against your skin, the bed rocking beneath you and hitting the wall— you even heard your own moans, and could hardly believe they were coming from your mouth. They didn’t sound as pained as you thought they would… you were trying so hard not to think about how he felt inside you, but it was becoming difficult to ignore.
“Admit you wanted this,” he groaned, pulling the gag out of your mouth again so you could obey him. “Say it.”
He smacked you hard on the ass, but when that wasn’t enough, he slapped your face instead. “I wanted this,” you gasped, “I wanted you to do this, Edward.”
“You still call me that,” he chuckled, “always so proper. You know that’s not who I really am… you wanted to be fucked by the Riddler— didn’t you, Madam Prosecutor?”
Before you could answer, he pulled out suddenly— you weren’t sure what to think, though you were never so delusional to think this was the end of his plans for you. The knife from before suddenly sawed through the restraints keeping your hands tied, and then your feet next. You would’ve considered trying to fight, but knowing he had a knife and still coping with the remaining sting of pain inside you, you simply rubbed your aching wrists and tried to curl up in the bed; that wasn’t what he wanted for you, though, and he growled as he roughly flipped you onto your back and pinned you down.
You got your first good look at him, but you turned your face away as that eerie mask hovered above your face. “Look at me,” he demanded. “Look!”
The knife pressed to your cheek and turned your head towards him again; tears ran down your temples, and you blinked up at him as the blade moved down to your neck.
“Spread your legs,” he ordered, and you shook your head, whining when he pushed the knife harder against your skin— not enough to cut you, still, but enough to make you terrified to even breathe or swallow. “There’s no fucking point in fighting it now. Or are you just trying to act like you don’t like it? They can all see you—” he reminded you as he pointed with the knife to the camera, “they all heard you moaning like a whore for me. Spread your goddamn legs, bitch.”
Shamefully, you let your thighs part for him— he could’ve easily overpowered you and forced them to open, but you knew he wanted to make you an active participant. Helplessness would leave you with plausible deniability. Forced cooperation would make everyone watching wonder if you really did want this… even you were already questioning that.
He held himself up above you with one hand, setting the knife aside to guide his cock to your hole again. “If only they could all feel how wet you are,” he purred, sliding inside with a groan as you winced. Somehow, it still hurt almost as much as the first time he was inside you. “Shit, I can feel you clenching on me, too— oh fuck, you really like this,” he noticed, and though you couldn’t see it past the mask, you could hear him smile. “I bet you’re gonna come, fuck, is this all you needed? You just wanted to see this face again?”
“I’d rather see your real face,” you whispered. For once, that seemed to surprise him. He was smart enough to figure out that you just wanted whoever was watching this livestream to be sure this was Edward Nashton— not a copycat with a costume. You would’ve been the first to hear about a breakout at Arkham, so they must not have even known he was out yet by the time you were taken… you wanted them to be sure. You couldn’t stop him now, but you could build your case.
“This is my real face,” he replied.
“Please,” you breathed, and when he reached up to take his glasses off, you were surprised he was relenting to you. Was it the first hint of mercy? Or just humoring you since you had no control anyways?
Setting his glasses aside, he pulled the mask off of his head and there he was, almost exactly how you remembered him from years ago— maybe a little slimmer, like he might’ve lost some weight in Arkham from improper nutrition, but otherwise the same. Same soft face with dark, empty eyes, same hair with just a bit more overgrown shagginess to it, same blank smile as he examined you. “Is that better?” he asked, not quite genuine but not as taunting as you expected.
Of course, there was a price to pay. Only a second later, he grabbed your jaw and wrenched your mouth again, spitting onto your tongue— you tried to cry out but he covered your mouth, forcing you to swallow it even as you struggled under him again.
“Dumb fucking slut,” he laughed. “Come on, don’t act like this isn’t exactly what you wanted. You’re so goddamn disgusting.”
As he started fucking you faster, you nearly screamed from behind his hand. He was going deeper inside you from this angle, so deep you saw stars each time his hips slammed against you.
He used his teeth to take off the glove on his free hand, bringing it down to grope your chest skin-to-skin. A moan fell from his lips as he felt you up, and you hated the whine you heard yourself make when he pinched your nipples. More muffled cries of pain came out when he smacked your tits around— were there going to be bruises on them tomorrow? You couldn’t even think about tomorrow, you just needed to survive the next five minutes… you just needed to stop the feeling building up inside you, but you weren’t sure that you could.
When your eyes fluttered open, they were rolling back— and your walls were started to pulse, even though you’d been trying to keep it down.
"I wish you all could feel this," he breathlessly informed his audience, "she's squeezing me, I can feel her cunt squeezing me. She's about to come."
You fought harder, reaching up to push his shoulders back, but even weakened after years in confinement he was stronger than you; you whimpered helplessly.
“You’re about to come for me, huh?” he directed his attention to you this time. “Just feels too good, you can’t help yourself? This is how it feels to be fucked by someone who knows how filthy you really are, Madam Prosecutor. Someone who knows that it doesn’t matter that you’re rich, or educated, or ‘important.’ Someone who knows this is all you’re good for.”
He took his hand off of your mouth just in time for you to let out the most pathetic noise of your life— a loud, desperate sob of pleasure, giving away the power of the wave of ecstasy crashing over you. It wasn’t right at all that you were coming from this, that it was this man inside you and on top of you making your body give in to him. You hadn’t come this hard in years, maybe ever… all this resistance just seemed to make it stronger, and now you had no recourse at all, you couldn’t stop yourself from gasping out his name or your back from arching and your hands from tightening into fists.
“Fuck,” he breathed, smiling— he even started to laugh breathlessly, “fuck, I can feel it— feels so good, oh my god…”
Just when the sensitivity became too much and you needed a break, he began thrusting even faster and harder. “S-stop,” you whined, “Ed—”
“Just shut up,” he rolled his eyes, wrapping his hand around your neck until you fell into forced silence. The aftershocks of your orgasm, and the overstimulation of his continued assault, were both heightened by the lack of air— it made your head all dizzy and your vision start to go blank as your channel flexed uncontrollably around him. You were tightening up so hard that it hurt even more to have him inside you, and as your shut your eyes to give in to the darkness, he let go and you choked out a sound that was like all your moans had stored up in your throat and were spilling out all at once.
“No, I can’t,” you stammered out, but it was basically unintelligible at this point— even if he could understand you, he didn’t care.
"Where should I come?" he breathed.
"Pull out," you instructed.
"I wasn't talking to you," he sneered, and you saw him looking over at the phone he’d set down beside you. “Oh, they were pretty evenly-split before, but now they all want me to come inside—”
“No,” you choked, “please—”
“I think you do, too,” he posited, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
“I’m not— I’m not on anything,” you warned, “please don’t—”
“Shh, shh,” he soothed, “that doesn’t matter, just hold still…”
It was a meaningless instruction considering he was holding you down, keeping you from moving even more than the bone-deep exhaustion you felt.
Succumbing to the numbness spreading through your mind and body, you let each thrust rock your limp form until finally, he slowed to a stop with a deep groan. You could feel his cock flexing inside you, a familiar— yet all too foreign— warmth starting to fill you so deep it made your stomach sick.
“Fuck,” he sighed, relaxing slightly. You swallowed thickly, that awful sound of his heavy breathing echoing around the room again; when you looked up at him, he looked quite different from anything you recognized— flushed with a thin layer of sweat making his sandy-blonde hair stick to his brow. Some of that tension he carried was gone, and yet there was more energy, more intensity, to his presence than normal. This was truly the Riddler without his mask, in a way that Edward Nashton somehow wasn’t. There was so much more behind that mask than just a quiet, deranged man, and you saw now how much imprisonment in Arkham had changed him.
You remembered explaining in court how the Riddler persona was a way for a down-trodden, unstable man to pretend that his power fantasy was ideological in nature— and, with his small but loyal cult of followers, frame undeniably antisocial behavior as social, community-building work. Now you were seeing it up close, you were feeling it inside you: he wanted to regain the control you took from him, and he filmed it so he could continue to inflate his ego and communicate his power as literally as possible.
The difference was, he didn’t need the persona anymore. You never called him ‘the Riddler’ in trial or in interviews, no matter how often the reporters said it like it was his name. Edward Nashton was a real person, an American citizen with a god-given right to a fair trial; the Riddler was a character, an anti-hero just as broken as the city that once latched onto him, before he tried to destroy it.
The person you were looking at was a convergence of both. He didn’t need the mask anymore— and you didn’t just mean the leather one discarded on the floor.
You winced as he pulled out of you, grimacing as the sting was followed by the horrible feeling of his warm, sticky come oozing out of you. You distantly heard him whisper something about how long he’d been waiting to do this to you, but your ears were ringing and you weren’t really focusing anyways.
“Was that good for you, too?” he asked jokingly, although you couldn’t tell if the joke was that you obviously hated it, or that you obviously loved it.
Regardless, you said nothing. You just breathed heavily and stared into space, waiting for him to take his camera and go. He stayed still, looking down at your spent body, and his cock sticking out proudly from his pants, coated in your and his come.
"I'm still hard," he noticed. "And you still have a hole I haven't used."
You gasped, beginning to try to crawl away as he grabbed you— even as tired as you were, you managed to put up the slightest hint of a fight. It was futile, obviously but you tried. He grabbed your ankles and dragged you down, climbing on top of you with a terrifying glimmer in his eye. His gaze jumped over to his phone for a moment, and he picked it up.
"Oh, my followers are pretty adamant," he chuckled, showing you the live comments flooding in.
Fuck her in the ass!
make her scream
YES do it riddler!! I want this bitch to pay
He set it aside again and smiled at you. "You know I never want to let down my fans," he winked.
“Don’t,” you pleaded, “I can’t— you’ve already done enough, I learned my lesson. Please, just go.”
“Get on your hands and knees,” he ordered, ignoring your begging entirely.
“No, I can’t,” you insisted again, beginning to cry weakly, “I really can’t, please…”
“If you’re not going to be good, I might have to put that gag back in,” he warned.
“I’ll do anything, just please, not that!” you whined, trying to rush out a few more desperate pleas as he sighed and pulled up the gag to go around your mouth again. You kept crying, wordlessly now, and he reached to his belt— your eyes followed his hands to see him grabbing the roll of duct tape.
“I’ve got something to keep that in place this time,” he smiled, pulling off a piece and securing it to your mouth even as you tried to turn away. “Do you need some for your wrists, too, or are you going to behave? Oh, better safe than sorry…”
He wrapped a longer piece behind your wrists as you sobbed quietly— well, it would’ve been loud, if it weren’t for the tape. He rolled you onto your stomach and traced his bare fingers down your back with a purr.
“Don’t cry so hard,” he soothed quietly, “I think you’re gonna like this.”
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Aged Up!Jaemin
summary: so my boss has been trying to set me up with her son for a while and i’ve never even met him and she doesn’t show pictures, but once i do meet him i find out that her son was my crush from high school many many years ago,,,, h elp || aged up au
(A/N) OKAY QUEENS! the results for the recent poll was jaemin! i swear i will get to All Of The Members soon i just need some time! also!!! please leave me feedback ! thank you kids and i hope you enjoy! (ps, once i write more and more, ill make a masterlist so u can see all of my works easily!) warning: this isnt edited cause ya girl TIRED
so... it was morning time
your alarm was blaring in your ear and you Did Not Want To Get up.
you absolutely loved your job (whatever that job may be, it is up 2 u)! but why did it have to start so early,, ya know?
also,,, it’s your boss,,,,,recently she’s been sweet talking you and it’s really uncomfortable since you two aren’t really close
and she always mentions her son
she goes on and on about how sweet he is, or how much of a gentleman he is. not to mention how handsome her son is
did i mention she’s always saying, ‘you’d be perfect for my son.’
and you’re just like??? oh
but today when you got to work, a sister SNAPPED
if you heard about your boss’ son one more time then-- well you’d get fired but anywho
so you got annoyed and told your boss, ‘if i say yes to going on one date with your son with you be quiet?’
and she went quiet and then had This Look on her face
next thing u know, she has the BIGGEST grin and then side-hugs you
you feel Awkward but whatever,,,, so anyway she
she tells u that u should b ready at ur home at like 4:30 or something since u two are going on a ‘date’
and then ur like??? wtf TODAY and she says uh,, yes.
and so u see her pull out her phone and then u Just Know that she’s texting her mystery son and then you get Anxious
well shit my dudes
life is crazy like that,,,,, so then she says that he is going to pick u up from ur home and ur like,,, he knows where i live now
okay!!! it’s ok kids,,,oof!!!
so time skip to 3:00 when your shift at work is d o n e and then u go home to flop on ur bed
Then You’re Anxious cause oh shit,,, ur going on a date with a person that u don’t even know. sike u thought
and so u change out of ur work clothes and throw on like a sweater or something and jeans or whatever
u have like 10 minutes to spare before that guy comes here and you’re kinda nervous,,,,,,,
but he is here EARLY OH MY LORD
so u have like a peep hole on ur door and u take a peak thru it and oh
oh my
you wha t
this boy behind the door is none other than the kid you used to crush on in high schoo l,, na jaemin
he never liked u back bc he never noticed u but,,, u ,,, got over it,,,,,,,,,
you could not believe that ur boss’ son was THIS DUDE,,,
you start to pace back and forth because what if he recognizes you,,, oh My Gosh
okay well anyway
you suck it up and then open the door because he’s been waiting for a while ksdjhfalksjhf
u notice that he’s looking down and he starts to speak when he looks up but then he stops
‘hey--’ and he just Stares At You and u start to wonder if he Does Remember You
and then he says ur name Which Means He DOES oh jeez and u were so close to slamming the door in his face because you Cannot Handle but it’s okay, everything is okay.....
‘haha hey,, um jaemin’
REAL UWU HOURS BECAUSE THIS CRUSH WAS UNREQUITED AND U NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL LIKE UR,, THIRD YEAR OF COLLEGE HEADAHHHSDLJFHAK
okay well now that u guys Clarified That You Remember Each Other
you became x27439823847398739384709213378468 more nervous because How Will This Go
okay wait,, how did he know ur name LMAO did he,, dare I say,,, remember you????
cause if he did then WOW life really is crazy
so then he starts to talk or whatever about going to the nearest coffee shop cause he feels drained and exhausted, ngl,,, you feel kinda tired too
so you guys are just like walking there and he’s been trying small talk like,,, what have u been up to since high school?
and u get so Shook because,,,, he noticed you LMAO
i mean you were always the shy one who got mediocre grades but never really broke the rules and hung out with like,,, one person.
u STILL hang out with that on e person and that dude is ur best friend jeno
but anyway,, you knew about jaemin in hs because of jeno, they were in the same friend group and jeno always invited you to hang out with them but u really weren’t comfortable with that LOL
so yeah u saw jaemin and took a liking to him because he was really sweet from what u heard from jeno,,, that boy would NOT stop talking about him to you because u became interested
i mean moments pass and u dont know how to feel anymore
so anyway,, u two make it to the shop and then u take a REAL good look at him when he goes up to order for the both of u guys
he’s aged really well,,, too well like honestly--- edges: Snatched
he just looks so,,,, good. and you just Know That You Have Lingering Feelings that you never really got over and they seem to be resurfacing
FEELINGS U BETTER STOP!!!
so he comes back with the drinks and he looks at you now while ur staring out the window,, just sippin ur coffee
nd he noticed that YOUVE grown,, u look way more mature and youve lost ur baby face,, oof
u kno he actually did like you back then,,, i mean if either one of u would have just TALKED to each other smh cjsjdjs
but whatever, in the past right? sike
so the date was coming to an end cause he had some stuff to do, so u guys swapped phone numbers
ever since then, u guys have been texting each other non-stop and always hanging out when you can
his mom?? she can tell that something is different with u because u arent grumpy in the mornings anymore HAHAHA
u start to smile more and become distracted on ur phone cause jaemin is always texting you
and his MOM JUST KNOWS OKAY
so she asks u about it like,,, half a year after u guys first met up
and u say smth like, ‘oh haha your son is such a kind soul,,, andimayormaynotlikehim’
its honestly really funny cause she been knew that jaemin had a small crush on u during hs cause he always talked abt u but never knew u were gonna apply for the job u had now and she cant believe that she remebers that WOW
so anyway she just has This Smile on her face all the time cause u make jaemin so happy
and so one day u and jaemin meet up back at that coffee shop
and then u two order or whatever and then he comes back with A Very Serious Look on his face and u get scared™️
but when he comes back he just shyly smiles and says a Long Speech
‘so i know that we’ve established that we remember each other from high school, but i just wanted to clarify that i like you, more than a friend. i really like you and ive liked you since i first saw you in the hallways all those years ago. i mean, when we went our separate ways i shoved those feelings aside but now that youre back in my life, so are those feelings i have for you. everytime i look at you, i just want to kiss you or hold your hand and i just—‘
but youve stopped listening because your whole being is: Shook
he just said that he liked you omg,,,,,
HE BEEN LIKING YOU OH MY JEEZ
AND THEN U JUST CUT HIM OFF BY REACHING OVER AND HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN HE TURNS P I N K AND ITS ADORABLE U ALMOST COO
and so you say, ‘jaemin,, i really like you too.’ AND U BOTH JUST GRI N
AND SO HE ASKS TO KISS U CAUSE HES A WHOLE ASS GENTLEMAN
and so when u nod ur head he just SMILES AND THEN KISSES U
its SLOW AND ITS FULL OF PASSION AND IM SUFFERING MY UWUS: ON THE FLOOR EVE PLS GET ME A MOP AGAIN
A D WHEN U PULL BACK FROM EACH OTHER, U GUYS JUST SMILE SO HARD THAT UR CHEEKS JUST START TO HURT AND THEN HE ASKS U THAT™️ QUESTION
‘will u b my baby’ : )
AND THEN U SAY YES BECAUSE!! WHOLE CATCH U REALLY LIKE THIS MAN
SO the date is over, he walks u home, and when u get into ur house u dont see that he fist pumped in the air and nearly YELLED
so u go into work the next day and you are just HAPPY
and his momma Knows So She Looks At U With A Huge Smile
and then she lets u be cause U ! MAKE ! HER ! SON ! HAPPY !
so anyway jaemin as ur bf,, a real Dream
he would always drive you home from ur dates, pick you up from ur work,,,,
sometimes he would even sleep over , the dude has his own soace in ur closet and a toothbrush
WAKING UP TO HIS FACE IS SO GOOD CAUSE HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING SUN
and its such a Good Ass Time my ass is Suffering omg
but anyway!! jaemin is such a sweetheart u could not believe that u didnt talk to him in hs cause you guys wouldve been together longer🤧🤧
anywho!! end!! i cant believe his momma set u two up 😪
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1K+
IM SCREAMING WTF YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING genuinely can’t believe i have more than 1000 of you actually liking my blog to the point of following me??!!! I have really bad updates LIKE REALLY BAD like for 2 and half months i’ve been on tumblr i’ve probably only been posting for 1 month and a bit. AND THE FACT YOU STILL ALL LIKE MY WRITINGS AND FOLLOW ME IS CRAZY!! i seriously mean it when i absolutely adore each and everyone of you following my blog like i love you guys so so much. and please don’t be afraid to ever talk to me whether it’s on anon or message whether it’s about how annoying your life is, ranting, my writing, advice, questions, literally anything. i just love you guys sooooo much like wow i never even expected more than 100 followers like i’m mind blown.
so since it is a milestone and usually most blogs do something, i did prepare a present for my followers and another one for my mutuals because i love you all.
FOR MY FOLLOWERS: A NEW SERIES!!!!!
i know i have still my enemies to lovers series that i need to complete and i will do that but there will be a new series and YOU GUYS GET TO CHOOSE which one I write first either;
Heirs
located in an expensive private school, wanna one is known as the Heirs. they’re all extremely rich, good looking, talented and basically the kings of the school. each guy will have a girl that catches their eye, those girls will be you! from the quick witted and sassy scholarship student to the extremely rich ice princess who no one wants to even approach to the shy sweet nobody, one member will fall for you. choose to find out!
so will you choose the heirs??
Bodyguards
wanna one is a team of bodyguards assigned to people who need protection. over the years each and every one of them finds themselves falling for someone on the job. but falling in love isn’t part of the job or is it? they’ll fall for you! from the president’s daughter to another intelligence agency’s spy to even a princess, one member will fall for you. choose to find out!
so will you choose the bodyguards??
HOW TO CHOOSE
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CHOOSING WILL CLOSE IN AROUND 2 WEEKS ON 11/11/17
please vote!!! i’ll love you all forever if you do!!!!
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WANT TO GIVE OUT A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO MY MUTUALS AS WELL AND IT’LL BE KINDA A FOLLOW FOREVER/RECS (it’ll be long asf (like REALLY long) so i’ll put it under keep reading) this will be in all three person sorry :(
EVERYONG: i love y'all sm we all so so crazy and we occasionally talk about writing but eh it’s really just a mess but making our gc was one of the best decisions i made on tumblr AND IM SO SORRY if i don’t have you down below but i’m giving you all my love and appreciation rn here!!! BUT JUST LOVE YOU ALL!!
FIRST OF ALL SHOUTOUT TO DIAMOND @woojiniee FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO START THIS BLOG I WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU. lol it’s weird how my blog started from helping you w your english homework on harry potter lmao. i genuinely love you so so much and i admire you, your works and your blog and just thank you for everything!
ALSO A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO JAS @perkwoojin!!!! MY ABSOLUTE LOVE AND MY BEST FRIEND!! jas you’ve been here for me whether it’s irl problems or tumblr problems and you’ve never judged me for anything i’ve done. you are so so so special to me and i just love you soooo much i genuinely can’t imagine not meeting you on tumblr. we hit it off right from the start and we’ve only gotten closer. while the time difference may be annoying we still talk often and just thank you so much for always being there for me, love you loads!!!
MY SENPAIS (the people who inspired me to write and start this blog, i would literally check your blog for updates everyday before starting this blog) :
@imagineproduce101 genuinely think carina is the queen of writing in the pd101/wanna one fandom, she’s blessed us with so many fics on such a regular basis i’ve never talked to you personally and you probs have no idea who i am but just want to say thank you so much for inspiring me to write, your fics always made me feel so soft and fluffy i wanted to make other people feel that way so thank you!!!
fic recs: rivals (pleaseee do pt 2), what are you waiting for, let me love you, banana milk love, red bull, new beginnings, all of mafia aus, all of hp aus, all of vampire aus
@woojiniee i’ve already mentioned diamond^ but gonna mention her again cause she is one of my senpais LITERALLY SOOOO GOOD WRITING LIKE WTH PLEASE LET ME LIVE she’s less busy now so IM WAITING FOR UPDATES GIRLL but seriously check out all of her fics will not be disappointed
fic recs: alpaca boy saves the day, crushing on you, jaehwan soulmate au, dating a park at a park
@wanna-request-one such great paragraph writings mine will never live up to theirs writing is so amazing just so great if you want detailed long writing the best blog to go to all of them are AMAZING WRITERS congrats on 1.8K!!
fic recs: seongwoo soulmate, seongwoo brother’s best friend, jaehwan college, I HATE YOU IM YOUNGMIN (literally so in love w this fic)
@wanna-one-scenarios amazing writer!!! so so so niceeee she’s starting college rn so v busy i miss youuu we never get to chat but its okayyy BUT LIKE SHIT WRITING IS SOOOO ON POINT LIKE WTH just go through her whole master list won’t regret it
fic recs: DANIEL PRINCE AU!!! (like if y’all haven’t read this missing out on sm), jongyun father au, sewoon enemies to lovers au
@wannaonestars love reading her writing such great bullet points and really good ideas ALSO SO JEALOUS that like short bullet points BUT CAN MAKE ME FEEL SO FLUFF like that is a skill ppl
fic recs: all of boyfriend series (like so fluff) ESPECIALLY SEONGWOO’S, jihoon soulmate, minhyun office au
@jsioos (was heochannies) MEIKE IS SO PRETTY AND NICE AND AN AMAZING WRITER LIKE WHAT HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLESSED has such a diverse range of works from scenarios to mtls to reactions so genuinely impressed with her blog like goals
fic recs: all of boyfriend series FOR EVERY SINGLE GROUP like she’s amazing at those, and movie night with seongwoo
@ukulelewrites ALSO LONG ASS FICS AMAZING BLOG seriously such amazing writing love so many fics of hers DESERVES MORE ATTENTION AND FOLLOWERS and super sweet as well
fic recs: cherry picker’s club, a fanta-sea, homerun and ephiany (it’s nct ten BUT SUCH AN AMAZING FIC NEED TO PUT IT ON HERE)
@kanggdaniell STEPH IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO NICE AND RLY BUSY AS WELL but amazing writer just love her writing so much she isn’t as active as before but still should definitely check out master list cause so many amazing scenarios
fic recs: TSUNDERE (FUCK FUCK READ IT RN BEST SERIES FOR ME ON TUMBLR WOOJIN STANS COLLECT YOUR BOI), always in my heart, all of breakup scenarios, all of bad boy scenarios
ANOTHER SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO IRIS AKA @alliwannado-w1 LITERALLY RELATES W ALL MY WRITING PROBLEMS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL IS THE ABSOLUTE SWEETEST CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER WORKS, BLOG AND FOLLOWERS I LOVE HER WRITING AND ADMIRE HOW DEDICATED SHE IS TO POST SO REGULARLY just i rly should stop writing in caps but like just genuinely she is the princess of writing in the pd101/wanna one fandom and she’s just so so amazing and all her writings are always so much fun to read like i love her so much but like no offence iris but you’re fucking crazy in the best way possible like to have so many wips like GIRL YOU NEED A BREAK
fic recs: FUCKBOY SERIES (iris got all her fame from here lol jk), daniel werewolf au, jihoon soulmate au, jihoon vampire au, woojin youtuber au, woojin policeman au, jinyoung barista au, sewoon soulmate au, youngmin youtuber au gonna stop there cause i’ll be listing her whole master list soon ;)
AMAZING WRITERS (just to give heads up have liked these recommended fics on another private account so if you like look at the likes and i’m not there that’s the reason):
@daehwifi GENUINELY LOVE THESE TWO SO SO MUCH AND THEY’RE BOTH RIDICULOUSLY TALENTED and hella sweet like cutest married couple ik TIFFY thank youuu for always making me smile and MAE for being the sweetest angel but YOUR WRITING IS ALSO HELLA GOOD like great bullet point fics and regular updates
fic recs: bandaid guanlin scenario, movies ongniel scenario, skype calls jinyoung scenario
@deepdickdaniel ARIANE EVERYONG GC MOTHER (aurora’s dad now) and the ultimate HOE for daniel but got guys chasing after her constantly SMH and all our gc is beautiful because of your genes ANYWAYS you’re also a good ass writer and if anyone wants bomb ass daniel fics FOLLOW ARIANES BLOG YALL
fic recs: doormat, all her soulmate aus especially taste, hiking w daniel
@dong-hyucks oKAY so jade has only like one fic on wanna one BUT SHE’S SUPER TALENTED AND SHE DOES SO MANY GROUPS like mutlifandom ASF AND I LOVE HER ALOT
fic recs: daniel soulmate au, na jaemin spy au, i’m with you taeyong
@donghyxns IF YALL WANT MXM SCENARIOS/CONTENT THIS SHIT IS RIGHT HERE also has a lot of wanna one scenarios but maddie is the biggest donghyun fan ik and super sweet even though we haven’t talked much!
fic recs: royalty au donghyun, actually all the royalty aus, TIC TOK WOOJIN SOULMATE AU, youngmin as your boyfriend
@ennergetics RAE my favourite drunk aunt ever like super funny and nice and talking about bts is always great with you RAE YOU ALSO LIKE AN AMAZING WRITER and make me feel all sorts of stuff when i read your works
edit: fuck me im so sorry rae lmao idk if it was the fact i wrote this at 3am or I'm terrible speller originally or it was auto correct IDEK BUT ILYSM DONT HATE MEEEEE
fic recs: bad first dates, prince aus, woojin college/barista au
@fromwannaone ANNIE A COMPLETE UTTER SWEETHEART WITH WRITING SKILLS which put me to shame and fic ideas are always sooo good too just fuck meeeee i love youuu and your writing
fic recs: ALL HER SCHOOL SERIES which is like all members basically sooo, on rainy days, sweet like candy
@hiyawoojin RISSAAAA MY BABY MY PRECIOUSSSS I WANT TO PROTECT YOU AND HUG YOU AND LOVE YOU FOREVER but genuinely rissa is the sweetest person ik on tumblr and her sweetness is as equal to her writing BUT SINCE SHE’S A NEWBIE EVERYONE GIVE HER LOVE
fic recs: ALL OF THEM since there’s about 4 but i like the woojin and the minhyun in particular hehehe
@hwinkinghwi XUAN WE BONDED INSTANTLY YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH and we talk about the weirdest things but it’s still heaps of fun and xuan has short sweet bullet point fics which will warm your heart
fic series: both baejin fics: chicken first cuddles later, florist jinyoung, baker woojin, ___ as your boyfriend (all of them)
@jeonjeonggukks I LOVE ALEX SM SERIOUSLY SO SO SO FUNNY LIKE WTH and sooooo easy to slander BUT SHE IS MY MOTHER (well one of them) AND I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH AND SHE’S ALSO AN AMAZING ASS WRITER so y’all should read her writings
fic recs: shipped jonghyun scenario, our necklaces sungwoon soulmate au, why her why him woojin
@jihoonslattee AHHH WE JUST STARTED TALKING CHI BUT I ALREADY LOVE YOU AND JUST WOW YOUR WRITING IS INCREDIBLE WISH I COULD BE YOU AND HAS SOOOO MANY FICS DONE LIKE IM SO IMPRESSED wow i did that in all caps but like JIHOON STANS WHO WANT JIHOON FICS like chi’s blog like 100% recommend also does reactions SO CHECK HER OUT
fic recs: jihoon prince au (this was sooo good), daniel CEO both parts, seongwoo boyfriend au, jihoon soulmate au
@mongniel AURORA OUR SALTY ASS MOTHER/FATHER who leaves us regularly and is a daniel seongwoo stan (she says so at least) BUT LIKE GOTTA APPRECIATE HER ABILITY TO MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH SHIT WITH HER ANGST also if y'all love angst daniel fics AURORA’S BLOG IS THE ONE FOR YOU
fic recs: BROKEN RECORD (heart BREAKING), no chance no way, in his dreams, no answer
@peachiejihoonie SAYS IN DESCRIPTION SHE’S BAD AT WRITING BUT THAT’S RIDICULOUS her writing is sooooo good like not too many fics up BUT ALL OF THEM ARE AMAZING like what??
fic recs: demigod series, daniel fuckboy
@perkwoojin IVE ALREADY MENTIONED JAS CAUSE SHES MY ONE ETERNAL LOVE but genuinely wtf so talented I AM SHOOK she does EVERYTHING like gifs, reactions, scenarios AND SHE HAS TWO OTHER BLOGS for the boyz and stray kids fans CHECK THOSE BLOGS OUT TOO
fic recs: basically everything but in particular wanna one as prom dates, wanna one reacting to you how to solve a rubix cube, and all her series which include: boyfriend, fallen angel, AND check out woojin badboy pt 1 & 2 and now ive literally listed her whole master list whoopss
@playfuldisaster CHRISTINE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART LIKE WOW genuinely like an angel AND I LOVE TALKING TO HER but she also has so many works up! WHICH NEED MORE ATTENTION cause they’re so good
fic recs: and i’m here seongwoo, attention baejin, my boy lollipop baejin, sorry kang daniel
@producedwannaone SO UNDERRATED LIKE WHAT HOW EVERYONE WAKE UP also honey I NEED A MASTERLIST like need to stalk your blog easily yooo but seriously such a great writer and a sweetheart x
fic recs: wanna one seeing their donsaeng in their t shirt, naps with guanlin
@starrywinters SHEENA YOU HAVE SHARED MY PAIN OF HAVING SEONGWOO AS A BIAS WRECKER but like other than that you mean so so much to me you are positively brilliant in every single way AND DON’T TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE seriously AND IT INCLUDES YOUR WRITING SKILLS
fic recs: cute bandaids, minhyun college au, 7 minutes in heaven jihoon, hugs woojin, guanlin soulmate/vampire au
@wannabeone just dammnnnn girl your writing is SO GOOD LIKE WHAT?? always makes me feel all nice inside just love reading your works fic recs: all of best friend lovers (like you will not be disappointed), kissing cuddling hugging wanna one
@wannamoon JUJU IK YOU’RE ON HIATUS AND YOU HAVEN’T REPLIED TO MY MESSAGES CRI but i miss your baejin fangirl squealing and your posts which will be filled with sadness cause it’s you lmao BUT COME BACK SOON I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU but juju has such a good mix of fluff and angst fics and super unique and heart warming ideas
fic recs: crumble both parts guanlin, ALL HER LIFE AUS LIKE FUCK SUCH GOOD FLUFF, halcyon seongwoo, jihoon soulmate au
@wannaonescenarios SERIOUSLY SUCH GREAT SHORT FLUFF WRITINGS LIKE WHAT HOW I WISH and has a long ass masterlist WHICH IS AMAZING TO GO THROUGH just like go right now to her blog amazing writings IS AVAILABLE
fic recs: SOULMATE AU SERIES, dating series, college series (even tho it’s only youngmin), daniel cat cafe owner
@wannasoftimagine OMG SUCH AMAZING FICS BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW PHI WENT?? like she hasn’t updated in 2 weeks? or replied to messages? like does anyone know?? but if she’s on an hiatus without mentioning well idrk but phi’s works make me feel so so soft like super duper fluffy and always read them for a cheer up
fic recs: ALL SOULMATE SERIES, classmate woojin, boyfriend woojin, and all of wanna one _____
@wannasseu CYN CYN OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PEOPLE CYN IS THE QUEEN OF ANGST if anyone says otherwise FITE ME drown in my tears whenever i read one of her angsts WHICH IS LIKE ALL THE TIME ugh cyn what are you doing to me BUT CONTRARY TO THE ANGSTY FICS SHE WRITES cyn is such a FLUFFY person
fic recs: ALL HER EX BOYFRIEND SERIES especially seongwoo’s (i ranted to cyn for a straight hour about that fic lol), custard kisses, arranged marriage
@wannatales GREAT SHORT FLUFFS THAT YALL WANNA READ RECOMMENDING FOR STANS OF MAKNAE LINE since writings are only maknae line works always makes me feel all fluffy and gooey insideeee
fic recs: JACKET GUANLIN (fuck such a cute scenarios can’t deal), fool woojin, milk jihoon
@wannawrite SO MANY FICS FOR SO MANY FANDOMS but like the wanna one master list IS HELLA LONG haven’t ever talked to admin N BUT I LOVE YOUUUUU LAETITA DATITA RISEEEE (is that how to spell it i can’t even remember) BUT ANYWAYS soooooo good fics like always love reading them just genuinely great writings 100% of the time
fic recs: FLOWER BOY SERIES LIKE YESSS, vamp series, i latte you very much minhyun, bffs to bf daniel, colourless soulmate au woojin, this isn’t part of the plot guanlin
@wanna-17 CATH OMG MY OLDER FUTURE TWIN IDEK i love you so so much and chatting you is always fun BUT you have so many mtls like wow I'm mind blown BUT YOUR FICS ARE ALSO SUPER GOOD
fic recs: wanna one first meeting series, and any of the mtls you want to know about
@whatabrightplace AHHH TINA PLEASE PLEASE WRITE FOR WANNA ONE YOUR WRITING IS ALREADY AMAZING AND DON’T BE SCARED JUST TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH wow I'm being rly dramatic but idc i want to see you produce wanna one writing content (did you see what i did there ;) ) ANYWAYS i also wanted to tell you i love youuuu
fic recs: HER RECENT DANIEL SCENARIO FUCK stars + you for our precious mother ariane and basically everything on her masterlist even tho it isn’t wanna one or pd101
@101scenes JUST CUTE ASF SCENARIOS (at least the ones i’ve read) got me squealing and SOFT like such great writing
fic recs: LATTE ART daniel scenario, guanlin soulmate au, ceo jihoon
TEXT BLOGS (not gonna do fic recommendations cause they’re texts and it’s harder to choose specific ones):
@laignlin LILY I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE LIKE TIME DIFFERENCE AND SCHOOL SUCKS but our chats are always the best and it’s always hella nice talking to you BUT YOU’RE ALSO A GREAT WRITER AND AMAZING TEXT MAKER so i ended up putting you in text author lol also IM STILL YOUR PROM DATE but everyone just read through all of lily’s texts and scenarios cause they’re all on point asf
@pwjins I GENUINELY ADORE ALLISON BUT SHE HATES ME AND WE HAVE THIS BITCH FEUD THING GOING ON BUT WHATEVER I LOVE HER ALOT AND IK YOU GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME AND NEED A BREAK BUT LIKE I’M HERE FOR YOU TUMBLR HERE’S FOR YOU but i love allison’s texts they always make me smile and laugh and like my heart literally warms SHE ALSO WRITES occasionally so check those out and i don’t have any in particular but like the gc texts are always good and the CHANGING THE NAME LIKE LMAO that’s also amazing just check it all out BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALLISON
@texts101 YOUR TEXTS ARE SOOOO GOOD JUST THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM like they never disappoint I LOVE the best friend, boyfriend, gc and name switch texts the most BUT LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR TEXTS ARE AMAZING and ik you taking a hiatus now SO PLEASE TAKE A GOOD REST AND FOCUS ON SCHOOL and don’t stress at all cause all your followers will still be here and ready for your return
@w1talks ANGELA IK YOU DO SCENARIOS AND TEXTS but the scenario list was getting WAYYY TOO LONG to put you there anyways I LOVE YOUR TEXTS AND YOUR SCENARIOS your writing is amazing but your texts are also great LIKE MULTI TALENTED MUCH and I ABSOLUTELY ADORED wanna one finding you went on a date with jinyoung BUT I ALSO ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUUU
INCORRECT QUOTES BLOGS (not gonna do fic recommendations cause they’re quotes and there are hundreds):
@incorrect-produce101-quotes SUPER DUPER FUNNY and like totally could imagine your quotes being said by the guys and love how there’s a lot of the pd101 guys as welll
@incorrect-wanna-one-quotes you were one of the first blogs i followed and your quotes NEVER fail to make me at least smile like i have properly cracked up laughing on multiple occasions because of your quotes and i just feel like my day becomes a little brighter when i see you on my dash
TALENTED ASF GIF MAKERS:
@daewi just really nice and cute gifs which are soooo aesthetically pleasing together also all your reblogs are just great AND I ADORE YOUR HS YEARBOOK AWARD THEMES
@defsouldanik LITERALLY IM IN SUCH AWE OF YOU LIKE THE GIFS YOU MAKE IS ALWAYS LIKE THE MOMENTS I WANT GIFFED?? and like all your got7 content makes me happy as well and just THE QUALITY IS SOOO GOOD AS WELL
@kimsjaehwan ONE OF MY ULT FAV GIF MAKERS always gifs are so nice and the gifs are always hella good quality just always makes me smile when i see them
@kngniel YOU WANT BASICALLY PERFECT GIFS OF DANIEL HERE IS THE BLOG FOR YOU genuinely so many gifs you’ve made of him smiling and just MAKES ME FEEL SOFTTT
@ongeuigeon SUCH AMAZING GIFS WTF like the gifs in a set always match perfectly with each other in every way AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ADD YOUR OWN LITTLE COMMENTS IN it always make the gif that much better
@parkswoojin REALLY NICE GIFS and like you regularly make new ones so thank youuu for that and just really nice quality AND IN GENERAL A GREAT GIF BLOG TO FOLLOW
@park-woojin I LOVE YOU JUST FOR EXISTING AND MAKING WOOJIN GIFS LIKE all of your gifs are so nice and clean and great ass quality AND SINCE ITS WOOJIN i always smile my ass off whenever i see any of your gifs
@rosybaejin AMAZING ASS GIFS LIKE WOWOOWOWOWOW mind fucking blown y'all AND also in general amazing blog to follow great baejin content
@sungwhoon really pretty high quality edits and gifs AND LIKE THE COLOURS ALWAYS LOOK AMAZING just so nice to look at your gifs
@woojinnies WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU IN THIS FANDOM genuinely believe you are a staple piece of creating gifs in this fandom YOUVE MADE SOOOO MANY AND THEY’RE ALL SOOO GOOD like you have A GIFT just thank youuuu for making your gifs
OTHER GREAT BLOGS:
@boo-jinyoung summer you’re an amazing ass dancer like woah and totally a baejin stan even tho you deny it CONSTANTLY and you are a complete sweetheart everyone follow for HELLA GOOD jinyoung and guanlin content
@crystalkpop I LOVE YOUUU THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR BEING ONE OF MY BIGGEST SUPPORTERS AND LIKING/COMMENTING MY WORKS JUST I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH
@dearlydaehwi AMAZING DAEHWI CONTENT LIKE DAMN like i love seeing the smol soft bean and you DELIVER like all daehwi stand should follow you just daehwi overload in the absolute best way possible
@extraongdinary LITERALLY PROVIDES ALL THE SEONGWOO CONTENT I NEED and reblogs good ass content SO HAPPY ASF leah ily even tho we’ve never talked you just ultra great
@fywannaone JUST THANK THE LORDS FOR YOU best updates such great pictures literally don’t need to follow any other blogs cause like SO FAST just constantly blessing me with wanna one content SO THANK YOU
@ricepot-jisung I KNOW YOURE A WRITER BUT I HAVEN’T HAD TIME TO READ YOUR WORKS which i bet are amazing AND TBH JUST FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE YOU REPOSTED GOOD ASS CONTENT AND SEEMED SUPER NICE AND PERSONAL POSTS WERE RELATABLE ASF (whoops wrote all that in caps)
@soft-baejin BRI we’ve barely talked since i’m never on the gc but you’re super duper sweet and nice and also have a really nice blog and you reblog really good jinyoung content and great content in general
@wooh00jin SUPER SWEET and adores woojin great ships and i bet you have so many flooding in when ships are open cause you put so much detail into them and GREAT WOOJIN CONTENT
@asongofmagicandtime | @sewnho | @lai-panlin | thank you for always being nice to me on the gc and I'm sad its not as active as before but all three of you are SUCH SWEETHEARTS and have GREAT ASS CONTENT on your blogs
MY FAVOURITE MUTUALS/CLOSE FRIENDS (which have not been mentioned above or i just felt like putting you here lmao):
@danielsoftgf DIAN YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME NO MORE SENDING GIFS OF KOOKIE TAE N WOOJIN LIKE YOU RLY WANNA KILL ME but you so so soft for daniel it’s sweet but also so easy to exploit hehehe but i can see seongwoo just around the corner ;) but genuinely love your blog it’s so so so nice and chatting with you is the best I LOVE YOUUUU
@hyuckland OKAY IK WE JUST STARTED TALKING TINA AND I HAVEN’T GOT THE CHANCE TO STALK YOUR BLOG YET so i can’t really properly comment on anything BUT ONE THING I CAN is that you’re an absolute sweetheart and you made me feel SO MUCH BETTER with your messages BUT IK WE’RE GONNA BECOME HELLA CLOSE
@jaehwansspookywife LUCY LUCY LUCY you are the funniest person ever you are so nice and sweet and hilarious and conversations never get boring w you we don’t talk THAT often but when we do i always genuinely enjoy it love youuuuu ALSO OBSESSED W JAEHWAN DON’T LET HER i don’t think he’s cute FOOL YOU
@kpopsincejune07 JEN I LOVE YOU you were one of my first fans and you’ve been a huge supporter ever since AND WE BECAME CLOSER and talk when our stupid time zones all us lol and please don’t stress about work and take care of yourself also thank you for always reposting great fics BUT IM WAITING ON YOURSSS PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR FIC i am waiting till this day for it ily
@ongsecngwoo GINNY MY LOVEEEEE i always love talking with you our conversations are always good and hella fun even tho we end up replying hours/days after EH ITS TIMEZONES but also i love your blog it’s so pretty AND THE CONTENT YOU REBLOG just yes yes yes also DONT STRESS ABOUT SCHOOL TOO MUCH AND YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF but also you haven’t replied to my messages in ages so i hope everything’s okay?? i just love you loads :)))
@parkkwoojin ace we don’t talk as much as before but I STILL CARE AND LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH you’re soon easy to slander but since i promised to be sweet i’m being sweet hehehe BUT GENUINELY YOU POST BOMB ASS GIFS AND ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY THEM and your gifs of woojin OOFT MY HEART DIESSSS just thank you for existing
@porkjeojang SUMMER OMG SUMMER YOU ARE SUCH A SOFT SWEETHEART WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH but you can also be one HELL OF A BITCH sometimes ya know?? also she says she’s loyal to jihoon but IVE SEEN HER EYEING DANIEL UP but she super multi talented making pixels, gifs, mood boards and writing scenarios LIKE TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS but i love you so much and without you my dashboard wouldn’t be complete
@spooky-jihoon NAIA IK WE AIN’T THAT CLOSE BUT YOU WERE ONE OF MY FIRST MUTUALS I TALKED TO sooo i put you here hope you don’t mind I MISS YOU A LOT you’re a literal angel AND PROBABLY THE MOST DEVOTED JIHOON FAN I KNOW like jihoon content right here ppl right here and ik you won’t see this after your hiatus BUT I LOVE YOUU
@wannabl okay hana we haven’t talked in fucking ages cause i felt like you just didn’t really want to chat ya know? especially cause you’re so so busy w irl stuff but like i do really really miss you and i’ve actually sent a few anons saying that i do miss you and wanting to see how you’ll react never got a reply :( but genuinely in awe of how easily you make friends and that you have so many different types of works and i’m so glad you have so many people that recognise that like your anons (and i’m sorry if i was too overly jokingly bitchy) and everyone just go through her master list or just check out her blog cause genuinely such a funny person and has amazing content on there
@wanna-one MERVE you’re my sister/protecter from all things bad (like makeout scenes lmao) but even though you “hate” daniel you have your sweet ASF moments about him you basically confess you love everything about him AND SO MUCH DANIEL CONTENT ON YOUR BLUG BUT you’re always tired and stressed and i wish you were decently okay and happy but remember you’re so sweet ridiculously smart AND i still need to see a photo of you anyways i love you sooooo much and so does daniel ;)
@woojinstinygf OMG KITTY YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND PROBABLY THE MOST DEVOTED WOOJIN FAN IK (sorry all those woojin stans out there but like kitty takes it to ANOTHER LEVEL) i always love chatting w you and you always make feel so soft and happy ANYONE WANTS WOOJIN CONTENT OR SWEET WORDS OR ANYTHING ABOUT WOOJIN OR STRAY KIDS LMAO FOLLOW N MESSAGE KITTY (not actually her irl name but she tells ppl to call her that soooo ya)
IM SORRY IF I MISSED YOU PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU ONTO THE LIST
I LOVE YOU ALL BUT AGAIN VOTE!!!! MAGU MAGUUUUUU!!!!
#@MUTUALS WHY I DIDNT REPLY TO MESSAGES I WAS DOING THIS#THIS WAS EXHAUSTING#IT TOOK ME HOURS#IM SO DONE#BUT ALSO SUPER PROUD I FINISHED#ANYWAYS#I LOVE YOU ALL#THANK YOU SO MUCH#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE#wanna one#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#produce 101#produce 101 scenarios#produce 101 imagines
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This is very eloquently speaking, and I understand all of this person’s points. Which forum is it from?
Can we please still do the WestAllen deserved better tag. I still can’t believe they really pulled that 😭
I’m not the arbiter of trends, promise. I only make the posters and stuff because people ask. If someone wants to do Westallen Deserved Better, I will support and reblog it.
Long ask about WA/OF below, among others:
Part 1: Me again, thanks for answering. I'l probably take a little break from fandom if that’s the only way I can enjoy Barry/Iris being married. do what I gotta do. yk ;) About your other point, in the context of this story at least F is not just a white woman. She’s a Jewish woman, one whose E-X version we saw brutally mistreated. In a story with nzis invading her character (and other jewish characters) should have got more focus, not less.part 2, I was not talking about you when I mentioned the more about x than x stuff, fyi. I think you’ve made your opinion very clear. Was more talking about people who didn’t say/retweet anything (which has so many possible reasons depending on comfort level so I don'blame anyone for not saying anything) but then I see them fire off post after post about this dw like it’s the worst thing in the world, and that does make me shake my head because the comparison of the responses.part 3, Yes, as a black woman Iris should have gotten her say, but a jewish character getting her say and story this crossover was very important to me. Her romance getting focus felt correct in a story with invading nzis. I feel like part of this crossover has really shown how insensitive some people are with regards to antisemitism and see other issues as more important. (me talking generally again, not about you!)Part 4 (fandom general stuff, not wa fandom:) Then there’s people joking about how nzi version Ollie and Kara r still a better couple than K*ramel (which I don’t ship, but come on). Apparently there’s also a ‘funny’ twitter poll about which is worse, OF or nzis, and some r voting for OF. idk who made it, only saw a post about it. That’s vile. We can care about more than 1 thing, yes, but i'v come to to point of shaking my head when I see yet another wa was wronged and its the worst thing evapostpart 5/ sorry for dumping all this on you! It’s one thing when we fight hate for WA/Iris together, but when you’re kind of disappointed in your own fandom it’s hard to give your feelings a place. Crossover aside, I suppose I expected more from people. It was kinda self absorbed decision, but is that a reason to trash the entire character? Sounds too much like how people scream Iris needs to die if she has 1 episode they don’t like her in.part 6/ almost done, promise. The way I see it, there are WA fans that are upset (which I get) and then there are people who hate f and/or of and are using this to hate them more. I can support the former (to a point), but not the latter. Barring some overlap, those people don’t care about WA/Iris and will drop them as soon as they can’t use them anymore (which is exactly what happened last season when they thought OF wasn’t happening anymore).Part 7/ final part! And what gets me is I’ve seen people being immediately super hostile to some of the same of fans that have been defending Iris in the vile stuff that went down against her this season because they understood it with F. (not trying to paint them as saints, bec oh boy are there mean people in their fandom, jikes) but..yk what I’ll stop because I can never fully explain how it makes me feel. Thanks for listening :)
Yeah, fandom can make things worse for you as an individual instead of better a lot of times, so I totally get stepping back. And I agree that it makes sense for Felicity as a Jewish woman to have a central story when the villains are Nzis.
I’m glad the crossover worked for you on that front, and I agree that plenty of people don’t see antisemitism as serious because it’s not something they’ve ever experienced or witnessed.
And, yes, joking about Nzis or OF being worse than them is fucking gross. The account that made that poll is an Arrow fandom troll who has been around for years: @LoveOverwatch on Twtter, btw. Steer clear of them.
I also totally understand what you’re saying about some people aligning themselves with garbage misogynists who have already shat on Iris and will continue to do so next week, just because they’re shitting on a different woman this week. That’s why I try to avoid publicly airing out my hatred of any female character, no matter how much I may dislike her. I never know how much of it is rooted is misogyny or the “there can only be one” mentality, and I don’t want to give a voice to those people.
I am not sure which fans from their fandom have defended Iris from vile stuff, but I trust there are some.
I believe the Flash show was used for ratings. Nearly every character got to shine on their own respective shows, but Barry barely got a few lines in his. I’m glad that Queen Iris got to kick some ass. But the writing for her on Error was OOC to an extent. Now I know what happens when Iris crosses over. I’d rather she stays on the Flash where she gets some respect.
You’re not wrong.
ugh, imagine cheering on some of the same people who treat Iris like trash just because this time it’s directed at something else. smh (not you!)
Yeah, I’m not here for that. I know those POS will be back at it again the second Iris breathes too loudly for their comfort.
Will Barry and Iris ever get a dance scene? The most basic stuff they don’t get. I won’t even ask about a love scene. I question the reasoning behind it all.
There’s definitely a reason to question it, and I hope you direct some of those questions to @gberlanti @flashtvwriters etc.
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Why is Liam so underrated? :/ www(.)billboard(.)com/articles/columns/pop/7743445/one-direction-solo-albums-poll-vote
Hi friend,I KNOW I have been sitting on this ask since forever but I’ll be honest, at first, I kept responding to this and then kept retracting and, repeat. The text always ended up in verbiage. Anyway, since you’ve sent me this link, it’s good to know that Liam’s been in the lead for quite a few days and currently I am not sure of who stands where since there is fluctuation, as there should be, but Liam’s definitely holding decent in the polls. Addressing the topic at hand, when I see people under-appreciating Liam even today, I go all
I’ve pondered a little over this, and I think the main reason Liam usually gets unfairly sidelined could be assigned to one and/or more of the following reasons:1. Liam’s narrative. Right from the early days, Liam was pinned as the responsible one. For the record, I don’t know why it’s deemed as an undesirable trait because it is not. I always say this and I’ll say it again, Liam is truly magnificent because not only is he A+ in almost everything, he also makes me want to be a better version of myself. I honestly wish I had these inherent leadership traits that Liam possesses. Do you know how often my lecturers stress the importance of leadership values and responsible behavior in the real world? That Liam is naturally capable of maneuvering stressful situations and making them bearable, not only for the boys but also the fans, by and large, is a very very admirable attribute. Like, even in his interview with Rollacoaster, that quote about him taking over because he wanted the other boys to have the moment? WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER, LIKE LITERALLY? However, somehow he even got tagged as boring and dumb along the way – neither of which holds true, lmao. People judge Liam’s intellect and wisdom on the basis of his typing style on Twitter, even as they keysmash on tumblr to express excitement? Liam has been handling all the paperwork and business obligations for a while now. Liam ALSO has been co-writing the songs with Louis. Liam’s interviews with 1D have always been funny and entertaining. Liam has excellent presence of mind and is quite spontaneous as was obvious during 1DDay. He undoubtedly hosted the show sooo well. I mean, the list is endless.Liam’s humour is so sassy, snarky and sometimes the driest, and I love it? He also oscillates between being extremely dorky and throwing incisive shade, haha. I dunno how it gets over the heads of so many, ahem, smart fans. Then again, that the beauty. Imagine getting playfully dragged by Liam… AAAH! (whichever drag you thought of is the correct answer)2. Liam’s position in the band, musically. Now, I know this is a continual debate and obviously everyone is going to fight on who is the best off 1D, and obviously everyone would choose their fave, but I’m willing to fight anyone who dares call Liam’s voice “boring” or any of the illogical things they come up with. I bet you these are the very people who go all 2+2 = Europe, I mean???Liam has always been the fulcrum of the band. There is no questioning one’s choice and likes and preferences but if you describe Liam as someone who doesn’t have superior talent, my dude, my bro, my mate…. Carry on with the delusions, I guess. Liam’s voice is a treasure, Liam is one of the strongest yet one of the most underrated Baritones in music today. That has a lot to do with his branding whilst in 1D. Now, in no means am I an expert and I don’t claim to be one either, but it hardly takes rocket science to discern that One Direction’s sound was structured around everyone’s voices but Liam’s, or at best, the least around him. I once read a post and I wish I could find it so I’d link it here. It essentially points out how it is worth considering that we never got to listen to Liam hit the same notes as he did during his second audition at the X Factor. Hmm, wonder why….. There’s been a lot of fuckery involving the solo duration, with Liam’s verses regressing in duration, but that’s not all. Liam had less time on melodies and more on harmonies (specifically backing harmonies) and that’s probably another reason as to why if you listen to the songs clearly, Liam is doing a lot – in most of the songs – but you hardly ever register that because that’s exactly what the intent is: to render his backing harmonies as backing harmonies. There’s hardly any emphasis on his net contribution to every track. Then there’s this huge issue with the fandom and the songwriting and crediting all of the Lilo songs to Louis. I get that Liam himself acknowledges Louis as a very creative co-songwriter and I am not taking that away from our Tommo, never. But all these lines that the fandom cry and fond over and sing praises for? What if those were created by Liam and not Louis? This fandom is so repulsive, lmao. Coming back to 1D’s production, how often do you come across pop artists who sound better live than they do on edited polished pieces of recorded studio version? I hardly do. I personally believe Liam has that beautiful voice that no studio recorded version could do absolute justice to and yes, the real sparks of goosebumps prickle your skin fully when you listen to Liam live, yet there’s something deeply wrong if Liam hits all those brilliant notes by improvising on stage and yet hardly gets the chance to do it on the album. I think this is why I personally cherish Never Enough, it’s the closest we’ve come, really. 3. The fandom and the various sects. There is no denying that there is abject inequality with the way the boys are treated within the fandom, by their so called fans, and this reflects in the way the media handles the boys, too.I distinctly recall when a year back when I was just venturing into the fandom, I was hardly what you’d call a fan. I saw the BBMA video where Liam dedicates the award to Zayn, the comments were inundated on how Liam didn’t have to be “Extra” and the others went on and on about how all of 1D are so sweet, thanking Zayn and all. I posted a comment chiding the fans because, honestly, what even? NOT ALL BOYS, ONLY LIAM. Smh. The sooner people stop this imbalance wherein they pounce on Liam for every slip up and credit all the boys for something wonderful that Liam independently is responsible for, the better, tbh. I love all 5, but no, some great things are all Liam’s doing and that needs to be highlighted, tbh.There’s also probably something to do with how Liam is always expressing his happiness and concern so openly that gets the fans to react the way they do, I suppose? I don’t know how valid a reason this is with how people have been absolutely repugnant, but that’s also something, I guess.Liam Payne is one of my most favourite people in the Universe and I know I hardly know him, but I think at the core of it, Liam’s true earnest self emanates in specks and flashes and if you’ve managed to capture that, you’d know Liam is a gem. P.S. This did end up in absolute verbiage, I am sorry…..
#it's alright y'all can skip over this#i just like talking about liam#even if it is the fuckery revolving around my babe#jazzhands answers#liam payne#the best#Liam's vocals#Vocal analysis#fandom fuckery#anonymous
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