#I need to go sleep

[vlotya-chronicles]

The room is as empty as you left it, and the exit door is closed but unlocked across the way.

You awaken in a stone cellar, surrounded by casks of wine

Well this is not my Cellar...

Why do people insist on trying to bring me places...

[somerandomcockroach]

@keferon BITING YOU FOR ADDING THIS BIT. I DIDN'T LIKE HOW THEIR PATH WENT IN IDW. YOU JUST WENT AND SAID "Who needs Starscream, Onslaught might find it out by himself" AND I EXPLODED

[azures-grace]

Is. Is Who Laughs Last evil Dead Man's Hand.

Like. Road trip. Exhaustion. Dead guy but maybe you killed him??

Hand man dead????

[greensagephase]

This is silly, but I can't stop thinking about how Miguel is the kind of man that would peel an orange for you. Not because you're not capable of doing it yourself (though that could be the case for a different reason), but because, you know, your hands smell like oranges even after washing your hands like a million times, and Miguel is thoughtful and it's a small way for him to show you he cares even if just by sparing your hands from smelling like an orange all day.

[wild-magic-anon]

Yall ever wonder whats a randoma ss games lore?

Like, yea sure, Dandys world lore is cool, crk lore is cool

But.. what about Cleaning simulators lore? Whats the games deal?..

[laprincessadelmar]

I need Ellie Williams to finger me with her long, sexy ahh fingers.

[bogmonstergeneral]

ok wait so

Crowley isn’t Raphael. very sorry.

but i think Aziraphale might be. Two quick things to consider:

Firstly - Aziraphale and Raphael.

Secondly - we know Neil pulls from different religions for Good Omens. In Islam, Raphael is Israfil.

Phonetics aside, let’s break it down a little. I'm gonna lay out some points all onto the table and we'll sort them at the end.

In Christianity and Judaism, Raphael is a healer. In The Book of Tobit, he is disguised as a human, and acts as a physician and expels demons.

In Christianity, he is the patron of of travelers, the blind, happy meetings, nurses, physicians, marriage, Catholic studies, medical workers, and matchmakers.

In Islam, Israfil's job is to hold a trumpet to his lips at the ready for The Second Coming.

In astrology, he's associated with the sun, and, if we wanted to throw Milton a bone - in Paradise Lost, he's assigned to Eden to warn Adam of the consequences of eating the apple.

In season 1, we see Aziraphale heal Anathema, and in season 2, we see him almost excited to heal wee Morag. In episode three, we also see him pretending to be a doctor, although I think this has less to do with his character and more to do with the plot of the episode. Obviously, the expels demons part... he's not too hot at that, considering he certainly didn't expel Crawly. But it was absolutely in his job description.

That matchmaker thing feels almost too on the nose.

In season two, the Metatron asks Aziraphale to rejoin heaven as an archangel to carryout the second coming, which parallels Israfil's job (of course, we have no idea what kind of work he's about to do up there. Maybe he'll be doing paperwork, maybe they'll have him ready with a trumpet to announce the second coming. I certainly don't know.)

And, of course - Raphael is associated with the sun; the sun rises in the east; Aziraphale is the guardian of the eastern gate. And the idea that Neil might have pulled from Paradise Lost is a bit of a stretch, but we have another parallel if I'm not overreaching.

Of course, there's a lot that would prove me otherwise. And I am often wrong! I am also sick right now, so I might be very wrong.

[dermy-der-demp]

kusuo HATES shopping clothes

I know that in the series at some point he showed more or less what he is like buying clothes but I'm going to completely ignore it (TW//unnecessary comments about appearance, weight and insults, it's slight but I prefer to be safe)

the reason Kurumi makes most of the kusuo clothes is because he hates going shopping and oh surprise, another thing he hates bc of telepathy.It's not something that he really hate but it's something he doesn't want to deal with, stores are usually full of people who seem to do their thing most of the time, what Ku hears is a lot of people judging everything he does:

"Do you really like that shirt? How bad taste" "Ha, poor boy, he's too fat to fit in those pants" "He looks horrible! Doesn't he feel sorry for going out like that?" "Haha,boy he looks like ass"

Saiki doesn't want to deal with that shit, it doesn't affect him anymore but it's annoying to hear people judging every aspect of his body and clothes as if they had a right. When he was younger he was angry because it was his parents (Kurumi) who dressed him and many comments they were too cruel for such a young child, later he lost faith in humanity and stopped caring, eventually he only asked his mother for what he needed. But he never told Kurumi what he heard because he didn't want to hurt her with useless opinions, she just thought that kusuo liked her clothes too much and until now she continues happily making any clothes he needs

[shinayashipper]

silly nonsense these boys areee... they do cute stuff like this unpromted

[infernothechaosgod]

They miss out on making a character thats an naked mole rat species, like the animal is immune to almost all damn types of pain having a character like that would be so fun

Mickey : wow im glad no one got hurt while fight with pete

naked mole rat char : yeah :) *has a knife in their shoulder and back of their head*

Like I personaly make my mickey feel mostly phantom pain because of world building reasons and If you dont wanna make/see like lore heavy/serious comics or projects a mole rat character would be cool

Tell me they woudnt be

I just like the mole rat tbh idk

[milomoonsies]

Regulus will literally have to tell James to behave himself before social functions, and James will shoot him this shit-eating grin like who do you take me for?? and then casually blow up Reggie's life with a cocktail in each hand, dancing the macarena during some newlywed's first dance like a deranged little demon man

[boycritter]

wish instead of fibromylgia i had some. fibr opti c cables in my body. up top 🙌

[feitan-cl]

instead of reading Red Note at the beginning i read Death Note, so you can imagine my confusion when

Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

[badplacetohaveagoodtime]

Idk how but like movies and stuff that don't take themselves seriously by breaking the 4th wall take themselves too seriously.

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

Tumblr jumpscare

Why did it change why are you blue

[lemonbois315]

Shitty sketch of something that happened to me while being a CIT. They don’t tell us shit. Uhhhggggg made this to procrastinate.