#I need them to kiss so bad please

[justletmereadmycomics]

mmmm,,,,,, gay monkies,,,,,,

[fishyfarms]

Can I interest the crowd in some old gay men to celebrate my midterms being finished :)

once again linking my friend Sunny’s fic go read Old Men And The Sea now!

[wintergrofyuri]

does anyone else think of everyone in kabru's party having a crush on him at some point. like of course rin has the whole unrequited thing going on, but also like. i feel like kabru's default is lightly flirting with people. like daya definitely had to remind herself she's engaged a few times ykno. mickbell catching himself blushing and being mad about it. kuro and kabru's common language lessons getting a lil "study date"-y. and of course, kabru doing that "safest way to stop a magic user from casting" thing on holm.

and then when they finally talk to each other about it its like

[beanghostprincess]

I'm 100% believe oda will make shuggy fight as they first appear in flashback, pulling the collars and screaming at each other, and release they deepest feeling. 

Trust me oda gonna do that.

And then they will kiss and get married and finally beat the miscommunication war!!!

[screechingfromthevoid]

y'all didn't tell me about spin the bottle. How am I supposed go on like this.

[prince-of-undreaming]

My fields of Mistria farmer ("""farmer""") she's another Vanville (all my stardew farms are Vanvilles) Her name is Vivie, and she's not a farmer nor an adventurer. She's an outlaw who lived in the capital, and when the law was closing in on her, she saw the Mistria farm as a perfect chance to escape into new life.... with no real skill set, she sucks ASS as a farmer, but she's absolutely trashing those mines.

I still don't know if Field of Mistria has a fishing mini game... and I never will :) I'm not doing that, you can't make me. Not even the quests requesting fish will make me, those will sit undone forever

[throwmethroughawindow]

sabo + ace fucking you preview

so it seems this little piece I've been working on came just in time because I'm feral for not only Ace (duh) but Sabo???? I would love to be used by them? Sabo's mean streak coupled with Ace's gentleness would be so fucking HOT.

I'm (s)CREAMING.

Here's the little preview of what I have written <3

“What did I say about drooling sweetheart?”

               The back of his hand was soft as he stroked along your cheek swiping away a few tears as he let his hand fall by your lips, wiping away the drool that was slipping down your chin. A soft ‘hm’ fell from his lips as you let out a garbled response, mouth too full to properly speak.

               “What? Is my cock too much for you to handle? Or is it Ace’s fault that you can’t help drooling all over the place?”

               The patronizing tone Sabo was using made you squirm in place, shaking your head a little as the ravenette in question continued a slow wet trail of kisses along your shoulders and on the back of your neck. Ace’s warm calloused palms were cupping your tits, flicking your sensitive nipples as Sabo pulled his cock out of your mouth with a wet ‘pop’. Slapping his cockhead against your lips, he chuckled softly at your pathetic whimpering .

[b1mbodoll]

where r my tbz fans… callin all tbz fans… i have something to Say

[beesonjupiter]

i was putting off watching two worlds (because of all the sex scenes to be very honest) and i finally got to it yesterday, finished today

tell me why i was so wrecked over "evil" tai dying? he was trying to do a good thing helping kram and then he goes and dies????? i was so upset.

no one gave him a chance until kram found him in that cave. no one showed him kindness. then kram did, and in time "evil" tai revealed himself to not be so evil and when he tried to help he gets bit by a snake and dies????????????????????????

when i tell you, out of all the things to be upset about in this show, that just hurt me sosososososo bad? i don't have the words to express why it hurt me so bad.

OH AND ALSO when he said, while dying?, he's never been to the cave but something drew him there? bitch.

[genderqueersherlockholmes]

i might just be autistic or something but i am seeing people posting saying that at some point john and mariana flirted or something or they think theyre gonna "get together" but i pay so so much attention when listening and i did not pick up on anything like that... when did that happen . i was listening and i just thought "wow theyre all such good friends theyre such a trio :) best friends forevers" im so confuseddddddddddd

[bonnieisaway]

it's funny how Seven's comment "I want to get back... to see you in those beach clothes," is played off for laughs but it represents so much more in the moment. Like it's not just "Oh, I want to see you in the pretty outfit I bought you" it's more than that. It's "I want to go home." "I want to go home and see you there." "I want to go home and live the life we had been living before all of this started." I mean the line represents not only his love for Thirteen but for the island itself and for the life he'd been living. Obviously that's not the only reason he wants to go back, just to see her in the outfit, but it represents almost every reason why. He's saying "I want to keep fighting and go home," and what feels really important to me is he's including Thirteen in that life on Chicken Island. Because mind you she's not a resident, she wasn't living there or anything, and she wasn't even friendly to most of the cast - she was only there to collect intel, and kill. But the line includes Thirteen in this peaceful, happy life he had been living despite the fact that Thirteen is one of the main catalysts for his life being disrupted. She has no reason to go back there. It's not her home, she has no more mission there because she failed to kill her targets and they're up for bounty, most of her life goals are still here in Xuanwu. And I mean he explains in this scene, when Thirteen asks why he's basically sacrificing his life for that island, he says "I love it there. They're my family." He expresses that this is what he's fighting for, what he wants to protect, and he explicitly included Thirteen in that statement. She has no reason to be included in this - especially because she stabbed him not even an hour ago! But he doesn't care and it tells us he doesn't care and she's forgive for this because she is included in the things that he loves and wants to protect. His love is so unconditional, for the island, for Dai Bo, for everyone he's ever known, for Thirteen.

And then he asks what she wants to protect. And she doesn't answer. Because she's still ultimately within conflict with herself here, and 'protection' to her only represents when she failed her mother. She says "that person is dead." And also I want to point out this is the most vulnerable these two have ever been with each other, and really the only time Seven has sat and asked her a serious, genuine question about her and her life. And Seven stops for a second, and he understands for a moment the implications this has, and smiles and says "You protected me, does that mean you like me then?" And it's mostly a joke, but he's also pointing out to her here that maybe there is somebody she wants to protect. That there's somebody she has that's worth fighting for and she's just yet to realize it.

This scene absolutely fucking ruins me from the inside out I need more moments where they're vulnerable with each other like this because it might genuinely be my favorite episode in the series. The conversation they have down to their subtle expressions - the perpetual guilt and sorrow in Thirteen's eyes, Seven's sad smile as he thinks about his life and the things he loves and the way he becomes so happy just seeing Thirteen - you motherfuckers thought I wouldn't bring up the way his eyes light up would you you fucking fools I'll always bring that shit up - and just how soft and comforting it is in the midst of such pain and tragedy and conflict going on around them. I love them so much they need to kiss

[minwilder]

show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw

[ilovemylawyer]

i love the EVIL part of EVILIVE btw. i find fucked up, unnameable unobtainable obsessive life-ending love extremely romantic and delicious. it’s the way things are in the evilive world! things are messy! and bad! and i love it! i (at least currently!!!) do not plan on writing anything pure fluff happiness because that is not something that i wish to extract from this show.. it isn’t there! i have no interest in erasing these harsh realities of evilive in my fics. happy lalala is not fun for me to write, and i won’t do it without a heavy underlying feeling of uneasiness and uncertainty and dread and despair and inevitable death. i like pain :/ and half of this couple is one of the most greedy selfish motherfuckers i have ever come to know and he’s oh so beautiful. so i am sorry if you finished evilive and wanted some kind of fix-it happy gays but i am NOTTTTTTTT the guy for that.

[mean-vampyre]

Not me watching gilmore girls and convincing myself that somehow paris and rory will end up together because all that rivalry tension needs to go somewhere and angry kissing in the library handicapped bathroom could fix them

[kamurawaffles5684]

i desperately need Olivia and Alma from Monster Hunter Wilds holy shit

LIKE JUST LOOK AT THEM HOLY MOLY

HAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH I NEED BOTH OF THEM TO WIFE ME UP AUAGDBDB

strong women and nerdy women pls pls pls i need them so bad hshshshs im having so many gay thoughts about these two it’s insane

[acourtofquestions]

Kingdom of Ash Chapter 58

Chapter; Highlights

Not that there was much Elide could do.

Despite the generous gift of power that ran through the Lochan bloodline, she possessed no magic, no gifts beyond reading people and lying.

Rushed to get bandages, hot water, and whatever salves or herbs the healers calmly requested. None of them shouted. They only raised their voices, magic glowing bright around them, if a soldier was shrieking too loudly for their words to be heard.

The sun was barely over the horizon, judging by the light at the windows set high in the Great Hall, and so many already lay injured. So many. Still they kept coming, and Elide kept moving, her limp becoming a dull, then a sharp ache. A minor pain, compared to what the soldiers endured. Compared to what they faced on the battlements.

She didn't let herself think of her friends.

Didn't let herself think of Lorcan, who had not come to the chamber last night and had not sought them out this morning. As if he didn't want to be near her. As if he'd taken every hateful word she'd spoken to heart.

So Elide aided—and did not stop.

No, that magnificent horse trampled them, fearless and wicked, just as Chaol had predicted. A horse whose name meant butterfly

—stomping all over Valg foot soldiers.

Had his breath not been a rasp in his chest, Chaol might have smiled. Had men not been cut down around him, he might have laughed a bit, too.

But Morath was launching itself at the walls and gates with a furor they had not yet witnessed. Perhaps they knew who had come to Anielle and now hewed them down. Aelin and Rowan fought back-to-back, and Fenrys had plowed his way down the battlements to join Chaol by the second siege tower.

Morath, it seemed, did not think to surrender. Only to inflict destruction, to break into the keep and slaughter as many as they could before meeting their end.

His shield bloodied and dented, his horse a raging demon herself beneath him, Chaol kept swinging his sword. His wife lay within the keep behind him. He would not fail her.

Soon now. They'd win the field soon, and the song in his blood would quiet.

Part of him didn't want it to end, even as his body began to scream to rest.

Yet when the battle was done, what would remain?

Nothing. Elide had made that clear enough.

She loved him, but she hated herself for it.

He hadn't deserved her anyway.

She deserved a life of peace, of happiness.

He didn't know such things. Had thought he'd glimpsed them during the months they'd traveled together, before everything went to hell, but now he knew he was not meant for anything like it.

But this battlefield, this death-song around him ... This, he could do. This, he could savor.

The golden helmets of the khagan's army became clear, their fiery horses unfaltering.

Finer than any host he'd fought beside in a mortal kingdom. In many immortal kingdoms, too.

Obeying the death-song in his blood, Lorcan let his shields drop. He did not wish it to be easy. He wanted to feel each blow, see his enemy's life drain out beneath his sword.

The earth shook beneath thundering hooves, and arrows screamed overhead. Then there was roaring. And then blackness.