#I need them to be besties in ust okay

[doublel27]

I need Moo and Yos to have a full on, face mask, bad snacks, mooning over crushes and cursing the universe for not working out as it should evening, okay?

[disco-tea]

Hi! Okay so I saw you also ship Hellcheer and yay! Cuz I thought of a hellcheer inspired au for Buffy and Spike and I think you might appreciate it?

So, this would be like, the Buffy we met before she became the slayer (she's a cheerleader and in her cheer outfit). So she hasn't been chosen just yet, but it's coming and she's like starting to see weird things (demons and vamps) but hasn't had to fight yet. But obvi she feels like she's losing it. So she goes to the local drug dealer cuz she just thinks she's crazy and she needs to calm down somehow. Enter Spike (starts off human), who is the local drug dealer lol. But he's not in high school. She's a senior so she's 18 and he's like 25. (Also side note but he has a band too, singer/guitar/songwriter with his bestie Oz on backup vocals/guitar and human Clem on drums lol). And so she's never done drugs she's nervous and Spike looks scary obvi. But then this is where the picnic scene comes in (she's scared cuz of the visions and he's suspicious but then can tell she's really scared, she doesn't want him to leave, he gets her to relax and smile) and then she goes to his trailer and she feels safe with him, he keeps making her smile and laugh. They get to have some moments before! Okay they do get to smoke a bit of weed and it's Buffy's first time (I think it should be her first time) like she's not super high but she's relaxed and still knows what she's doing. So Spike puts a record on, Buzzcocks (I do think Buffy would like them) and it's "Ever Fallen in Love (with someone you shouldn't've)" cuz, yeah lol. And like maybe they're kinda head banging jumping around (cheesy lol) but you know the lyrics, and they kinda slow down and they looking into each others eyes and maybe they're loosely holding each other not realizing it and kinda swaying and it finishes and then they kiss for the first time. And then Giles comes and tells her she's the slayer and some dangerous vamps are coming for her.

It's Angel (no soul) and Dru. They came to get the jump on Buffy. (Idk why but I don't see Darla in this) Dru bites him and is his sire, Spike is obvi drawn to her. But Spike is still loyal to Buffy on some level. So he's def like gray morally speaking in this from the get-go.

(And it's so devastating for Buffy. She thinks she's crazy and then she meets someone she'd never talk to otherwise and they vibe so well and then she finds out she's the fucking slayer. And then he turns into a vamp. And she's going to blame herself.)

(Also let's pretend vamps turn instantly) and that's why she hesitates with staking him and he gets away with Dru and Angel. And then he joins the dark side blah blah. So they have this history, and then kinda like an in season 2 there's end of the world thing Angel is trying to do so it's reluctant teaming up but they know and like each other and it's tense and it's weird and there's UST. So of course Buffy's like, oh I can't want to like him he's a vamp now blah blah but then they're working together and she's like, he's so like the Spike I knew?? Like he acts like how he did before sometimes. And then yeah they can't keep apart duh lol.

Sorry it's like super long😅😅😅 but anyways I think it's such a fun au for them? And also hellcheering was too fun to resist! Lol

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I keep forgetting to check my inbox. I’ll admit I never really thought of a hellcheer AU for them even though their archetypes are similar/adjacent. This is v fun! I especially love the idea of Spike and Oz and human!clem in a band, that sounds so fun.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

hiiiii 💫 content creator appreciation!! list five favourite sets/gifs/creations/graphics/art things/etc. you've made and send this ask to five other content creators!

hiiiii 💫 right back at you, you lovely hooman! tysm for thinking of me bestie!? *hugs you* and what a fantastic creator ask game btw! (we all love talking about our work, even if we pretend vehemently not too eheheh).

okies, seeing as this ask is from a (tip-top, go follow) TEEN WOLF blog, imma start with some sterek stuff...

1. YOU NEED ME TO SURVIVE. This piece of artwork is still my favourite stiles/derek piece and, imo, one of my best pieces in general. the amount of times i've tried to recreate... whatever it is i captured... yeah, no! seems to be a one off lol. but i strive! maybe one day i'll do something i like better :)

2. DRAW YOUR SWORDS is probably the personal favourite of my sterek fics. it doesn't have the most kudos/hits etc and certainly isn't a groundbreaking piece of writing, but i just... like it. it's an under 10k one-shot getting together fic w lots of UST which is then resolved. it has lots of feels. like, lots. look, it's basically emo porn and i like emo porn, okay? and i like them in this (sti and der-bear kinda wrote it really, not me).

3. MAGIC IS MAGIC IS MAGIC is maybe my favourite piece from my (quite extensive!) sterek poetry collection. listen, there's a few bloody wonderful people on here who seem to appreciate my humble attempts at verse AND I LOVE THEM LIKE I LOVE BREATHING... but generally speaking, my poetry doesn't really get much attention, which is fine; i adore writing poetry and will continue to pour out my thoughts into stanzas regardless. so, regardless of that, i love this piece. it's definitely not my best work but it's a derek POV almost stream of consciousness that kinda rhymes a bit and I just really, really enjoyed writing it and really, really enjoy reading it back, when i remember it's existence, lol.

and now some other stuff:

4. LAZARUS RISING is a destiel/spn quite recent piece of mine i really like. it's based on s04e01, same title, and it's one of those pieces where i set out to achieve something... and DID! as in, in turned out (pretty much, it's almost never exactly, you know?) the way i wanted it to.

5. BEAUTY & THE BEAST is my last choice. it's something new and us creators tend to like the new stuff we've made (until the next piece!). it's pynch art, my magical bois adam parrish and ronan lynch from the raven cycle/dreamers trilogy book series. i love using colour in my art... but also adore a monochromatic piece! i love love love the styles of artists like AUBREY BEARDSLEY and HARRY CLARKE and always try to capture just a little of the atmosphere they create (try being the operative word there) when i make black and white pieces, while still making the piece my own.

asdfhjkljjjjsksk i thoroughly enjoyed this! a hundred thousand thank yous for giving me the opportunity to show off @ohhalefire!!! imma get on sending this to some other content creators! <333

[infiniteoreos]

bestie i am dum and wanna listen to you tell me what vocaloid is about and like. the lore and stuff cuz all ik is it’s some japanese bitches in unrealistic school uniforms singing nightcore

OKAY SO

so like . jdhsjd idk much of the lore or whatever i know there is some but like no one cares about it aNywAy vocaloid is a vocal synth program so like a bitch records a bunch of voice samples called a voicebank and then you can use vocaloid (or utau (or synthv (or deepvocal))) and you make it sing a sông using the recorded samples and like all the voicebanks have cool characters for them like hatsune miku shes a voicebank jshdjs anyway i dont know a lot about vocaloid (i use utau bc its free and vocaloid is like mega expense ive) anyway people make little song things called usts or utau sequence text and its basically like the sheet music for your voicebank to sing and if you wanna cöver a song you enjöy you need a ust for it (there are usually premade ones but you can make your own if you know how) and you open your gotdamn ust in utau and you put your desired VoiceBank in it and it sings the song (but oh no wait it's not that simple) for you see. tuning 😔. the song sounds super shitty if you just let the computer sing the notes on its own. you have put these cool things called pitchbends on all the notes so it sounds all natural and cool 🤩 (its super fucking annoying but its also fun) and you can fuck with the settings its got so many cool Things like you can put vibräto on the notes to make them wiggly and (if the voicebank has breaths recorded) you can put breathing noises to make it realistic n shit ALSO there's like different types of voicebanks based on how the samples are recorded the first type is called CV which means consonant-vowel it's when the voicebank has each sound recorded individually so the samples are like [か] [き] [く] and it sounds really choppy and awful but if you install the right resampler it will sound cool and nice anyway the next one is mt favorite it's called VCV (vowel-consonant-vowel) it's when they record the sounds Combined so it flows better and the samples are like [- か] [a き] [i く] and its really smooth and nice but it requires a lot more samples than cv so theyre hard asf to make theres also CVVC which is consonant-vowel-vowel-consonant its kinda like vcv except less samples are required because well its right there in the name it has cv samples and vc samples so its like [か] [a k] [き] [i k] [く] and you have to configure the ust to match the type of voicebank because like a cv voicebank can't read notes written for vcv theres like some cool plugins you can use to switch the ust from cv to vcv n shit but anyway im pretty new to utau and i don't know everything this is kind of basic shit .

[bagofbonesmp3]

Aquí pensando en como usted ha admitido pensar en ello de manera concreta...

Okay, following the anon. If you were to write a proper story, asi bien y bonita, creative freedom and that shit. What would it be about? What themes would you have? What stuff would happen? Which character would you feature?

O a la verga la integridad narrativa y tener a Johnny y Carl tag teaming a Akihiro.

Whichever you prefer.

ME PARECE UNA BUENA IDEA PERO:

I'm thinking of an akihiro solo that feels very "monster of the week-ish". it would be him being forced to confront events of his past and start to learn from them? very much inspired my black widow comics because i am a black widow guy at heart. mixing past and present (with different artists because i love it when they do that). at first it would feel like all these encounters would be at random, but then he finds out there's someone else behind it (gasps! it's a daken clone who is still murderous. i think it's time daken gets his own clone storyline) I'd love for it to touch on identity and feeling detached from humanity.... featuring daken meeting his mom in a flashback, going back to his adoptive parents house, the time he spent under romulus' control, how he met carl, etc. with a recurring cast of Logan, Laura, Gabby (I WANT A 3 ISSUE ARC OF AKIHIRO HELPING HIS LITTLE SISTER DEAL WITH HER RECENT TRAUMA. NOW), johnny, bullseye, kwannon when they're besties, a face off with bucky bc we need to address that, dark avengers 10 years reunion anniversary, etc

[acciosoogyu]

if big hit debuts a girl group;; idol!au

a/n; actually i'm boring and this came out of nowere, i'm sorry if there're spelling mistakes ir nonsense bc english it's not my first language

Anyways hope u enjoy ^^

[...]

L.I.T (girls)

NAME: L.I.T (lit girls), the abbreviation of Lux In Tenebris (light on dark). They want to share music to those who feel alone in this world.

MEMBERS: 8 (one japanese, one australian, one argentinian and five koreans)

DEBUT: 9th of January

Okay, about the group

one day big hit uploaded a logo, not about bts or txt or lee hyun

It was about a survival show

like stray kids but... yes with girls

girls from other companies (most of them from small agencies)

but there are two trainees from big hit (yeah i like produce fvck me)

in total there are like 20 trainees but only 9 of them are going to debut

the different thing it's that only the trainers can disqualified the trainees (and the audience only votes for concepts and music)

and there are special judges

HWASA, RM AND HOSHI

kdkskdjsila that was unexpected ajkskska

and of course, HITMAN BANG (what)

OKAYY TO THE IMPORTANT PART

it was going to be 9 members but the last place had a problem with her actitude like idk she was not really working with the group and was so rude???

So they end up being 9 crackheads in big hit about to debut

their concept was cute at the begining but big hit say no way these girls need more things, they are so vErSaTilE

and it was a mix of bts and txt debut concepts, a total mess but it matched well

About the members;

kang eun gi

was a trainee from DPS media

98' liner

from busan

a rapper and dancer

'suga-sunbaenim'

SHE REALLY LOVES HIM

thats why she joined bc he is her role model

a shy little girl

tomboy style or something like that

has a cute little cat named nemo

and in every v live shows him off like a proud mum

doesn't know about english but it's actually good in japanese bc anime

and thats why naoki loves her unnie so MUCH

cares a lot about the others and it's the pefect noona for txt kids

like she has a soft spot for her dongsaengs

has an older brother and always wanted to be a noona

so yeah, txt has the best noona ever

and lit girls has a great unnie who can relay on all the worries

She is Scorpio

OKAY NEXT

choi seo joo

from PLEDIS

99' liner

looks soft in the outside

but inside she may have killed you more times that u could think???

yeah it's not what she looks

it's a rapper (surprise)

and a dancer but it's kinda slow when it comes to learn new moves

it's a carat and monbebe

her fav it's jooheon

has every photo of him

and blushes so much when she talks about him like giiiiirl u so CUUUUTEEEEEE

has a love-hate relation with maknae line

bc they are so loud and dumb

but she loves them bc it wouldnt be the same without them

doesn't like animals

actually she can't stand them

only child and very spoiled by her only unnie and her oppas (vocal line from bts)

it's a good friend with changbin (from stray kids) they went to school together

and chan from seventeen it's her bestie

IT'S A LEO

our lovely leader

choi chae rin

no, she is not soobins sister

only have the same brain

like lost soulmates

kidding

from big hit (trainee since 2013)

99' liner

and bts little sister

it's a producer, rapper, vocal and dancer

the perfect girl

and an idiot

in a good way

tries so hard to be there for her members

she don't want them to have a bad moment bc of haters and stuff

so always tries her best

it's beomgyu fav noona

he could not stop talking about her when the show was happening

it's REALLY close with the boys

and pd nim daughter (like chan and jyp way)

didnt want to be the leader

but ruby (aka her bestie for life) bagged

without her lit girls could be a total mess

loves ice cream and butterflies

a virgo

OKAY THIS ONE

wang ruby

chinese-argentinian living in korea

under big hit since she was 14

a 00 liner

her stamina last forever

LIKE SHE IS SO HYPE

and kinda dumb she's actually a genius but it's shy and doesn't belive in herself that much

their fans think more of her like an unnie than a maknae

she is mature and serius when it comes the time

so she is like 'ruby-unnie' to her 00 friends (hyeyeon and nao)

a rapper, vocalist and dancer

sometimes a producer and song writer

loves mamamoo and wheein

her dream it's a collab with her

and also a collab with 3racha

bc seojoo show her some music and now it's a fan

it's friends with everyone

a fake sunshine bc when she mad

oh boy

she is M A D

may kill u or just make u suffer for a long time

so don't mess up w/ her

REALLY close with Heejin and HyunJin from loona (went to same school)

and shuhua (g-idle) just bc she know chinese (multilingual queen)

AQUARIUS

next

jung hye yeon

main vocal

center

and a cutie

looks like an angel

and it's one

like she is so good to every single one

00 liner

under source music

usted to be friends w umji

knows little english

and it's really good at maths

her dance skills glow up in such a short time

and also her vocals

voice of an goddess

high notes own her

and the best facial expressions

it's shy around boys but

girls?

confident gay comes out

lot of winks and joke

and giggles

nothing can make her mad

she is just so sweet :(

and caring

a cute little piscis

not like the other one

mirasae naoki

00 liner

under blockberry creative

best friend of gowon

and a crackhead

a big one

but she has a lot of talents

knows about beatbox and football

and a rapper

but a vocalist

has big eyes that could melt your heart

and a voice that sends you to heaven

but she is evil

loves mesing around

and it's so easy going with everyone

no matter nationality or age

she is going to be your friend after all

okay but seriously

she is an amazin dancer

her moves are perfect and learns fast every choreo

it's the tallest

and tease all her members w that

it's so different from hyeyeon

but share birthday

yeah she is a pisces

okay this one

park zuri (eunwon in korean)

short and cute

02' liner

from source music

a rapper

from australia

she was kinda shy when meet the others

but now?

has no shame to drag her members down

she roast them why free style

her korean it's perfect

bc her dad it's a korean teacher and her mum a famous writer

her dream was to be like CL

now she wants to be herself and make music

knows how to play the piano

and sings pretty good

but still it's better in rap

small bean

yeonjun and jungkook want to protect her

but she really doesn't need that

it's a strong and brave girl

but cannot sleep without her tata plushie

witch makes taehyungs heart melt bc SHE IS ADORABLE

Scorpio

and finally

park hye jin

maknae

03' liner

the baby of big hit

the princess

and perfect girl

from rainbow bridge world

so she is one of the main vocalist

her voice it's so sweet and soft

like her

and when she is singing and smiles like :>

OMG AKSIWJWJISJD CUTE CUTE

she is the favorite

everyone loves her

bc she is perfect

calls taehyun oppa bc they are good friends and the rest shipps them in secret (bc they're still kids)

anyways

has three older brothers that go to every event just to look at her and say hi

the fandom thinks of her like a baby koala

and thats her nickname

koajinnie

a whole cutie

for being a capricorn

finally

Sorry if there're mistakes, i tried my best :<

byebye~~

[janiedean]

Wait, you recasted JB in Mary Poppins? How!? Explain. I just saw Mary Poppins Returns today and I loved the sequel! You don't mind if I ask? What did you like about the movie? I'm just don't have anyone to fangirl about!

... I had XD

okay so, disclaimer: I don’t talk about it because who has the chance, but mary poppins used to be one of those movies I could rewatch for DAYS as a kid to the point where my aunt can’t look at it anymore without feeling sick ops and when the sequel came out I went like OMG SDLKGJSDKJLG NEED TO WATCH XD so, re the sequel: I realized it was a nostalgia operation but it was well-done, I really liked the take, I might have shed a few tears at the end and the fact that everyone wanted jane and jack to get together that was a++++, ADULT!MICHAEL ;________________; MY HEART ;_____; anyway I found it a really nice and enjoyable movie? not as good as the original but lovely anyway.

NOW, ON TO THE RECAST.

er.

basically the idea was... jaime being mary and brienne being bert just with switched personalities in the sense that OBVIOUSLY he’s way more chill and she’d be like WHAT THE FUCK WHY, but REWIND because I had come up with the srsly cracked backstory.

as in, the part about the original implied a prequel where the lannister kids were the ones actually getting the magical babysitter who happened to be *cough* the blackfish *cough* and we found out that all the tullys are actually in the magical nanny business right, and it’d happen when tyrion’s like six or seven and the other two are thirteen-fourteen-ish, obviously cersei stays who she is but having the external influence etc. etc. makes jaime put two and two together and he’s like damn but that sounds like a dream job I mean I do the same stuff with tyrion all the time surely can’t be too hard...?, and like tywin is too much of a terrible mess for anyone to fix so that doesn’t ever get fixed but before leaving they manage some arrangement I hadn’t thought in depth yet so that tyrion actually gets to have a nice life with jaime and not with his father or sister but at that point jaime goes to brynden like ‘hey you think that maybe there’s job offers where you come from’, brynden is like ‘hmmmmmm see you in a few years’. cue few years, jaime disappears somewhere and tyrion who at that point is a teen himself is like NO IDEA WHERE HE ENDED UP when he’s like the only person who knows where he ended up. oops.

CUE ACTUAL AU: years later, we have the actual movie setting with rhaegar/elia being mr/mrs banks and aegon/rhaenys being jane and michael with ADDED COMPLICATION THAT RHAEGAR HAS THE ILLEGITIMATE KID WITH LYANNA AND EVERYONE KNOWS BUT NO ONE WANTS TO BRING IT UP. cue rhaegar not being the nice person he was before blah blah and thinking too much about working in aerys’s bank the prophecy obviously they need the nanny and jaime shows up because he totally got the job (meanwhile he’s become besties with cat and edmure but shh) and he’s like oKAY WE NEED TO FIX THIS MESS, cue magical adventures in which he manages to do more or less what mary did in the original movie with just a lot more bad humor, managing to make sure rhaegar/elia/lyanna turn into a functional-ish ot3 with bonus extended stark family because WHY NOT, while the kids all wonder if the local chimneysweeper brienne with whom he seems like he has a history with is his girlfriend or not because DAMN IT WHAT’S IT BETWEEN THEM THERE’S UST! (spoilers: there is obviously and they met each other before either when they were kids or while jaime was doing the magical training but I had to decide on that lmao) brienne is not so keen to jump into moving murals on the ground but hey she apparently can’t deny jaime anything so WHY THE FUCK NOT. (obv. they make out like pros where no kids can see them.) anyway, after jaime finally manages to fix the ot3 and leaves again we do the time skip...

TO MOVIE TWO where we have grown up jon/aegon/possibly rhaenys - jon is the jane of the situation with ygritte being jack, aegon and rhaenys prob. share the house, one of them probably has oc kids from some crackship I’ll come up with or maybe they ended up with relatives’s kids on them idk that’s to be figured out, they’re about to lose the house and so on (while jon goes to organize union strikes lol), they obv. took from their father when it came to practicality (jon maybe less but he’s not the one living in the house ops), bam jaime comes back like GUYS YOU REALLY CAN’T HANDLE YOURSELVES CAN YOU, at this point I’d have probably had the tullys + tyrion show up, ofc he and brienne at that point are going steady and so on (EVERYONE AGES SLOWLY IT’S MAGICAL REALISM). cue plot for the second movie, there you go.

also if you want the extra casting I was def. gonna have stannis and davos as the admiral and the (platonic??) bf living in front of the banks’s, also fuck I knew I recast uncle albert too but who the fuck remembers could have been gerion?maybe? IDK I prob. should have written it down somewhere. anyway. ONE DAY MAYBE I’LL MANAGE TO WRITE IT. that said if you wanted to know ‘but was it an excuse to put jaime in a white and red dress with the pretty bonnet while he argued with penguins who were smitten with him’ the answer could have been: no but it was a good 30% of the reason why I decided it had to exist.

here you go anon XD

[mtvswatches]

Wynonna Earp 1x05 Digging Up Bones

Spoilers disclaimer (please read before sending messages or writing comments.)

Stray thoughts

1) Does Wynonna have prophetic dreams like Buffy? I mean, she’s obviously haunted by her dad’s and sister’s deaths, but I can’t help but think there must be some underlying meaning to her nightmares…

2) #same

And something about the camera angle and the lighting gives this scene a dream-like quality? Is she still dreaming?

3) Ugh this dude is still there?

Well, I guess not any more…

4) 😊

I love how distracted Wynonna is by looking at Dolls because, let’s be real, who wouldn’t?

5) I’m guessing Wynonna has some kind of history with this judge guy.

6) What do you know, Purgatory is as corrupted as Sunnydale or Neptune. But at least Dolls knows how to play the game.

7) See? They are a Scooby Gang!

DOLLS: Waverly will stake the place out during the raid and photograph anyone she sees. Doc will come down, see if he recognizes anyone - from the old days.

8)

WYNONNA: Aw, there's a little rebel in there.

DOLLS: Not that little.

9) The creepy-crawler dude has it out for Doc, but like, Doc only did what Bobo ordered him to?

10) I feel Wynonna not playing by the rules is going to be both her saving grace and her downfall in this journey. For instance, she pushed the situation at the trailer park until she got what she wanted – she got Bobo arrested. But Bobo saw Waverly taking pictures, and we know Bobo has a special place in his heart for Waverly…

11) I agree with Dolls, though. Wynonna will have to learn when to play by the rules and when to break them. She needs to learn to walk that thin line because if she doesn’t, it could backfire.

12) Holy shit, this scene!

My heart was thumping during their whole exchange, it was so tense and scary. For the first time, I was legit terrified of Bobo and what he could do. I mean, I don’t think there was much he could do (although I suspect he could’ve broken free if he’d wanted to, he was probably just being smart and trying to play nice.) But just the way he stared at Waverly and talked to her and pointed at her? CHILLS.

And this?

WAVERLY: Why, when I was little, did you choose me to manipulate? Huh? Because I was gullible? Weak?

BOBO: Weak is something you've never been. I chose you because you were angry.

WAVERLY: I wasn't angry.

BOBO: You sure?

WAVERLY: I'm not, OK?

BOBO: You've got depths that neither of us know the bottom of yet. Trust me.

What will be these depths Bobo is talking about?

13) WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT!!!

Like, he couldn’t use it, but damn if he didn’t prove a point! And what type of superpowers does he have? And WHY? What makes him more special than the rest of the revenants? Is it the fact that he knows the name of the Stone Witch?

14)  Miss Stone? Is she the Stone Witch????

15) Wynonna just got kidnapped by a revenant and guess which is the dynamic duo coming to the rescue?

16) If it wasn’t the judge the one who tipped Bobo off about the raid, then who was it? There were only so many people who knew it was going down, right?

17) So this guy conveniently knows who The Seven are? He even has photographic evidence? And he’s Doc’s bestie, apparently?

18) Is Bobo being… abused?

19) She’s definitely the Stone Witch. Constance or Clootie or Miss Stone.

20) Okay…

This was some twisted fifty shades of weird stuff. What type of relationship do they have? He’s suggested he has some power because he knows the Stone Witch’s real name, which is why he’s the only one who can leave the Ghost River triangle limits. So I assumed that gave him some power over her, but it seems he’s totally submissive in their relationship? And what did she mean when she said that she could “hear them”? I don’t think she’s talking about the revenants…

21) How did Wynonna not realize that this dude was gay? Like, he was drooling over Doc. Then again, who wouldn’t be? Also, I really love the implications that Doc probably knew about his sexuality and was supportive of him? That’s some progressive shit for the Far West…

22) She keeps staring at his lips as he talks and I’m here for this shit…

23) “Earps. Always trying to cut filthy little deals whenever it suits them.” Is he talking about Wynonna’s father? And what type of filthy deal did he cut? Will we find out?

24) Oh, this fucking dude is channeling her father’s voice! That’s messed up!

25) This reminded me of Buffy in When She Was Bad…

26) Creepy Crawler Dude was the photographer! Does this mean that Doc knew who he was when he pushed him over the limits and tied him up? Like, he met up with his old buddy and knew that he’d given his soul mate a death sentence and didn’t say anything?

27) Did this dude really think he’d remind Wynonna of what they’d done to her sister and she’d let him live?

28) Ha!

It’s science.

Favorite out-of-context line.

29) Hahaha I died! The boobs didn’t work, Doc had to flirt with the ladies!

30) Dolls stopped playing by the rules when the judge insulted Wynonna. And is the judge a fucking child molester? I hope someone gets to cut his dick off.

31) I couldn’t take this scene seriously because of his fucking face hahahaha!

Did she put a spell on him or something?

32) Okay, Doc didn’t know that Levi was Fish’s partner. That makes me feel better about him chaining him up.

33) Eeewwww he chewed off his foot????

I thought he’d just cut it off!

And I just realized maybe that was barely any better.

34) Will this give Wynonna a different perspective on revenants?

I mean, how can it not?

I really love this idea that not all revenants are psychopathic criminals, and that some were people who made poor choices in life. It cannot be all black or white, and I think this will probably be one of the toughest lessons Wynonna will have to learn.

She’s gonna kill them and I’m not ready for it.

35) What the fuck is her deal?

Who are her boys? What is this “lead” she’s promised Bobo? And why is she scared of Doc? It didn’t seem that way when they met earlier…

36) holY FUCJJLASLDJLAD

I literally spent 5 minutes rewatching that scene… It really caught me off guard, and I was so caught up in what they were talking about because it felt like a defining moment for both of them, you know? Wynonna coming to the realization that she cannot be driven only by revenge, and that she needs to face the fact that not all revenants are demons; Doc defining himself as a monster and embracing his thirst for revenge, even though it seems he’s blaming Constance for a choice he made? And then Doc saying that he and Wynonna are exactly the same… and then… yeah, that was a defining moment for both of them, alright...

Damn, that was hot. I think it’s going on my Epic First Kisses list. Damn. I need to watch that again, excuse me.

I really didn’t expect them to go there this soon into the show? Like, the chemistry between Wynonna and Doc was obviously off the charts, but I thought the writers might want to milk the UST for a while before getting them together? Or maybe they would keep the sexual tension unresolved?

And now I’m freaking out because I fear it might be a one-time thing? Please don’t let it be a one-time thing.

37) Why was Doc in that well, by the way? Did I miss it or hasn’t it been explained yet?

38) Oh shit…

That’s probably the last picture of the Earp sisters together, isn’t it?

39) OH FUCK

So it was the fucking child molester the one who tipped off Bobo!!

40) Now that was some an episode alright! The plot advanced A LOT: we saw the face of the Stone Witch and learned a little bit more about her relationship with Bobo – although I still have so many questions! Waverly confronted Bobo and he hinted at her having some powers, we’re learning more about the involvement of the authorities in covering up the revenants and their dirty deeds, Wynonna learned that she cannot be driven by revenge and WYNONNA AND DOC FUCKING KISSED.

Also, I died!

This really felt like a pivotal episode, and I truly can’t wait to see the next one!

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