#wonderful people

[slightly-knot-insane]

I mean, to be quite honest, I'm not sure what kind of riding sounds scarier 😂😂😂

Centaur Riding Class (part 2)

Monstertober 2024 - day 28 [ Greek Mythology ] by @/ozzgin

[ part 1 ]

[ m!centaur (+ fem!centaur) x fem!reader ]

a/n: the second part! the male centaur won, but because there were a couple of fem thirsty comments (and i really like the girl centaur) she will make a little cameo here too :3 content: nsfw, wlw, fingering, squirting, p in v, belly bulge, creampie

You scratch the back of your head. "You both seem amazing... I can't..."

Luckily your friend recognizes the signs of your anxiety edging you. "Oh, I know her taste, she would love to be with the handsome gentleman over there."

You stutter incoherently, not actually disagreeing, but mostly feeling utterly embarrassed. Your friend almost tosses you toward the black-haired centaur and he gracefully catches you by your arm bowing down all the way to the line where his human torso stops and horse body starts. "She has good taste," he winks and you can hear the red-haired centaur chuckle. "I think you and I need to get somewhere more private."

With a teasing wave your friend sees you off.

As soon as you walk around the corner, the centaur stops you by gently pulling you by the shoulder. As soon as you turn towards him, he tilts your head up. "Are you disappointed? Trust me, you won't regret my company one bit, sweet human."

You look into his beautiful eyes and let him brush your lower lip with his thumb. "No, of course not." You barely stop yourself from taking his finger into your mouth.

"Good." His expression dims into a more serious one. "Also, just to make sure, you do know this is actually a brothel?"

"Oh thank god!" Your sigh of relief makes your companion flinch. "I was scared I was actually going to ride you. That sounded terrifying."

With an intense but amused shock, the man in front of you laughs. "Well, that wasn't reaction I expected. But I'm glad. Would you like to take a shower together or would you prefer to clean privately?"

You look at his massive body and imagine his shiny hair glistening from water. Soaping his back and stomach, muscles and shoulders and neck. And then his hands... You shake your head quickly - it was too much to even daydream about it right now. "I would rather bathe alone."

He nods, with a sly smirk, and you could swear he looked at your crotch as if he sensed your wetness. He leads you in front of a door to a huge bathroom and bends down. He lifts you with his arms, more massive than any that ever held you, and whispers into your ear: "I know humans prefer to bathe more frequently than us. Centaurs enjoy the natural smells, the musk, all the juices. Your aroma is delicious and I would love to mount you immediately, but your comfort is important to me." His husky voice makes you shiver. Is it too late to change your mind?

You enter the large bathroom and find an empty stall to remove your clothes. You take a towel and pull the curtain - only to meet an equally naked red-haired centaur. She bites her lip. "Well isn't this my lucky day. Let's shower together, beautiful."

She leads you into a huge shower stall, big enough to fit both of you. The broad showerhead sprays you with light droplets and you can enjoy watching them slide down her muscles. She flexes with almost a childish expression. "I can carry you with one arm, human! Wanna see?" And she swoops you onto her massive bicep. You always forget that centaurs are significantly larger than people. And a lot stronger. You blush feeling your naked ass rubbing against her firm muscle.

"If you kiss me, I'll make you squirt around my fingers until you count to 100."

You blink in surprise, but she doesn't let you answer. She bites your lower lip and easily slides into your cunt. You start counting. Somewhere around 53, you lose track, your arms desperately clutching around her neck while she curls her fingers against your g-spot. "Fuck... Fuck... Fuuuuuck...." you moan without breath right into her mouth.

She pulls her fingers out and a jet of your squirt splashes against her tits. "Good girl. Let's get you ready for your date."

You mutually soap and rinse each other, and she helps you into a silky robe. "Next time, you're mine," she winks at you, and escorts you down the hall. "Your stallion awaits you."

And he truly is - naked - looking through the window while rubbing his plump lips. His dark brown skin is covered in tiny black curls all over his chest down to his navel. Below navel there is a horse chest, of course, and you can't help but look for his exposed sheath between his hind legs. You swallow imagining what is hiding behind it.

His smile is radiant as he walks toward you. "I'm glad you had fun showering." He circles around you, the sound of his hooves echoing through the bedroom. "Quite a bit of fun it would seem. Which really pleases me since you do smell divine now."

He stops behind you and pushes his hands underneath your robe. His fingers are so gentle, feather-light, until he finds you breasts and squeezes them. His palms are hot against your nipples. He kneels behind you before his lips end up on your neck, igniting all the nerves under your skin. The hair on your body stands up, almost vibrating. "What a delicate creatures you humans are." He takes a bite just underneath your jaw. "I can't wait to mount you."

Completely dazed from his caresses, with eyes closed, you fly and float until he takes your arm and kisses your wrist again. "Hold this for me, beautiful."

You are on the contraption you saw centaur-human couples use for intercourses. You are on your back, legs spread and laying on something soft with your hips wedged. You need to hold two handles which actually help you adjust your body. Centaur's front hooves are on both sides of your arms, but he's kneeling, his stomach slightly pushing against your chest. "Have you ever been with a stallion?"

The way he asked you that, above you, low and hungry, stimulated a throb into your bundle of nerves. "No."

"Perfect..." he purrs, and a slippery mass slides against your thighs. "I love being the first. I love setting the bar high for all the lovers that will take your hole after me. You will never be the same, beautiful. I will stretch you so much that only centaur cocks will be able to satisfy you."

You whimper, slightly intimidated and look down at his phallus emerging between your legs. It is so long, and leaking all over your stomach. "Fuck. It's huge."

"Don't worry. I'll go easy. I'm a professional after all."

And he truly is. He only grinds at first, rubbing his preputial ring against your folds. He listens to your pants, feeling your heartbeat and slows down or speeds up until you're a shivering and drooling mess. He doesn't let you orgasm. "Yes, beautiful. You need to be lubricated for me and my cock. I want to push it inside you all the way."

He is breathing heavily, rocking his body until slowly - very slowly - he pushes his tip inside you. You've never been stretched that much, it's so intense and you grab the handles to readjust your body on the contraption. "That's right," he pants. "Aaah... Make yourself comfortable... You will stay there until I'm finished, human."

Again, he listens to your moans and whimpers as signals when to push harder or pull out. You hardly feel any pain and you truly are surprised to see your stomach moving. His cock is so deep inside you can feel it through your navel. "Oh fuck! It's so... so deep..."

"That's right. I'm almost completely in... And you are so perfectly tight! And now I'll fuck you until you burn from pleasure."

Everything after that is a blur. You remember coming once, shaking as if a fever overpowered you, screaming. You think you orgasmed at least once more? And you remember how your stomach inflated when he ejaculated and filled you with his hot seed. You do not remember how he carefully untied your from the contraption and carried you into the bed, blissfully happy, your pussy overflowing from his semen. Maybe he kissed your clammy forehead, maybe not. But you remember having the sweetest dreams about riding centaurs that night.

[winchester-reload]

I love this so much and I just cannot stop coming back to stare at it again and again. Is there anywhere I could buy a print of it? I do not see it on your Redbubble and I LOVE it so p, so, so, much. (Apologies that I could not figure out how to link your original post of this art so you would know what I am talking about)

It makes me so happy you love that piece, my friend. I like it quite a lot too! It's nice to know Dean and Cas are doing their part to conserve water in these trying times ;)

I desperately need to update my art on Redbubble and my website. The good news is, you can order a custom print of your choice from the link here. Just add the title "Steal Away" in the custom request box when it prompts you. (you can also just write "hurt/comfort bathtub destiel" or something to that effect too. I'll know what you mean.)

If you have any problems with it, feel free to send me a dm or another ask!

[gleefullypolin]

Stacy's Tipsy Musing's - Colin Bridgerton Hot Takes - Part 3

Ok boys and girls, we need to have a little chat about Colin Bridgerton.

Part 2 has been out now for a couple of days and there have been a lot of hot takes to come out of the season. A LOT of hot takes. I’m going to break this down into 4 parts. 4 questions that I'm seeing really bad hot takes about Colin.

Now none of this is new, I gotta say before Season 3 aired Colin was a hot button topic anyway. He seemed to be the Bridgerton brother that lots of people love to spew hate takes on anyway. But damn I gotta say its painful seeing the Polin fandom have so many bad takes falling from their lips.

So, I figured...having a little drink tonight, sitting down for Father’s Day (Happy Father’s Day, Colin) I’d give you the opinion on some of these takes that you didn’t ask for...Mine!

Last time we talked about Colin’s entrapment statement to Pen and if he truly meant it.  Question 1, Question 2, now lets get to Question 3:

Why would Colin sleep on the couch and ruin their wedding night and then continue to sleep on the couch after they are married?

Ok this has a lot to do with why he put her in the carriage home alone instead of going home to fuck her while he was angry which we discussed in part 2. Colin was unable to be intimate with his wife while he was angry, jealous, and ashamed of himself for being any of those things. Just because she was his wife, just because he had rights to lay with her, did not mean he felt he was in a place to do so.

Colin knew that this lie, these feelings, this hurt between them had caused him to build a wall. It was pain that was between them. He did not want to actually abandon her, because lets be honest, they had other rooms in their home, he chose to sleep right outside her bedroom door, right where he could still be within distance of his wife. He needed to be near her, but he could not be with her.

Colin again is Violet’s most sensitive child, who wears armor. And the moment his most trusted friend and love lied to him, he put that armor back on. Book Colin got over Lady Whistledown quickly because Pen didn’t have Marina to write about in the book, or in fact much that she wrote about Colin at all besides him being charming. Show Colin needed to process much more, and even then, he truly got over it in a matter of a couple of days. DAYS people! It took El a year.

But Colin needed time to process his feelings, and he processed that without confusing sex into it. You could see that it wasn’t that he didn’t WANT his wife. He very much wanted Penelope. That was shown by him walking into her room and very quickly drooling all over himself. He even admitted to her that he wanted to hold and kiss her, but something was holding him back. He simply could not be intimate with her while there was all these feelings holding him back.

Colin was determined that removing Whistledown from Pen would do that. Until in his alone time, he re-read her letters and realized that all this time, he was in love with the one person he thought he despised. He loved Lady Whistledown because she was always a part of his best friend. She had always been there in his interactions with Penelope. And he didn’t need her to remove that piece of herself, he didn’t need to save her, he didn’t need to do anything, except stand beside her and love her.

Once he did that, it opened the door, it opened his heart, and they found their way back to their bedroom.

Stick around for part 4....

How could Colin refuse to listen to Pen and just jump in to fix the situation with Cressida?

[petrichara]

If I were on my deathbed with enough strength to write one word it would be your name

[valoale]

Okay

You just followed me

And like

Wtf

I

HOWD YOU FIND ME

HOW

YOUR ART IS FUCKING AWESOME TOO

WHAT????

MY LITERAL REACTION ISTG

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 💞

[beatsforbrothels]

Q And Not U - Wonderful People

[robinette-green]

Hi Robin! Just read your intro post and wanted to wish you good luck and all the best - remember to take care of yourself and hydrate, sending love and plushies your way 💐✨

Thank you so much for the well wishes!! Luckily my 2nd job just ended so I should have more time and energy for things again soon!

I wish you all the best in return and hope you have a wonderful day/night!

[a-piece-of-me-posts]

The Slave Market, Jean-Leon Gérôme

With @canadianblondegal69

[turboheller]

(this is jensensitive) Thanks so much for your kind words, I loved that my art inspired something so lovely 🥺💕💕💕

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh gosh, elle, you are MORE than welcome. you're so very talented and your art is so beautiful and rich and very obviously yours—i personally have no real style to speak of, so am always completely wowed when i can recognise someone's art, y'know? so cool.

and yes, you absolutely inspired me! i have such terrible, debilitating block rn. like, i've done around 30 pieces of art in the last year; i used to do that in a bloody week!! ugh. but the way you drew dean in the artwork i linked in mine made me not only appreciate (all over again) how wonderful jackles face is to draw—the mix of soft and hard lines in his features is so unique—but also made me gasp bc of the way YOU saw him... it really was like @cloverhighfive said (i am so totally going to screenshot those epic tags and rb again in a minute btw!):

your depiction of him was like he was one of michelangelo's or bernini's sculptures! and that just reminded me what it was/is to create ToT

my dean art had no real thought go into it, and isn't half as pretty as yours, imo, but oh my stars, it was fun to try and make something pretty again!

so, thank YOU, friend <3

[jewellery-box]

Mercy!

Please you don’t need to even reply to the negativity! There will always be someone who likes to be combative, replying to them gives them the excuse to complain more. I realize how ridiculous this sounds but it’s how the trolls work. Your blog is charming and your hard work speaks for itself. With everything you’ve been through please don’t worry about silly commentary ignore them. You’re doing great.

Take care

Hello, friend!

Seeing your message was a delightful surprise.

Thank you so much for your words of support. It means a lot. I appreciate you reaching out.

I wish you so much happiness 🌷

[slightly-knot-insane]

hiii! um, is this thing on? (*sweating nervously, tapping on mic*) anyway this is my first time interacting with someone on tumblr. i’m not new by any sense of the word but there’s so much you can do on here and the layout is definitely overwhelming, so i just never got around to interacting much (other than likes), or posting anything because it is a very very daunting and overstimulating task for me, but i don’t have the attention span to watch a tutorial on yt just yet.

oh, wow, am i rambling? uhhh (*shuffles flashcards around*) anyway you’re one of the blogs i follow and i saw one of your recent posts about feeling discouraged, so i just wanted to pop in and say you are an AMAZING writer. you’re eloquent and descriptive without being overly stuffy, and your creativity shines through in everything you post. sometimes i wonder if you’ve got a 9-5 pumping out ideas like these because they are always steamy, yes, but also interesting and complex and unique. you’re totally an inspiration to me as someone who is also a writer but is facing a lot of issues with appreciating my own style and finding confidence to do anything with my work, and i know i’m rambling again but i just have to make sure i get the point across. the point in question?

you. are. awesome.

i know things seem slow and you might be feeling bogged down, but you’ll always have me cheering in your corner, and a variety of so many other fans who you’ve given wonderful content to time and time again. thanks for the courage to like what we like, the content to savor it, and the incredible writing to send our jaws crashing to the floor.

anyway, enough with the cheesy, sappy ranting. have a spectacular day/night, and i hope things start looking up real soon!

:]

I've read this asks many times today and decided to post it around the time I received it. I hope that, whoever sent it, will also see my answer.

I am deeply moved by your words. It's actually more than that, but I don't know how to describe it. I am so grateful and honored you decided to send me this message. You... said so many wonderful things and I felt the warmth in every sentence.

I don't think I deserve such praise, but I will go back to this ask whenever I feel down. I will treasure you!

I also hope you will find the strength to share your art with the rest of the world. But keeping it private is something I also understand. Creating is an amazing thing by itself. Whatever you chose to do with your creations, I hope it brings you joy.

I wish you all the best, my friend! 💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟

[winchester-reload]

bestie every time i see your shirtless cas art it always has me giggling and kicking my feet i love it so much

You're right, friend. I should draw him like that more. Just wanna do my part to help combat depression.

[gleefullypolin]

These past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings. Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. About that kiss. Feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you. A feeling that is like torture. But one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up.

[eddiestightywhities]

Let’s spread a little sunshine ☀️ drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! 💛

ahhhhhhh, ro! that's so lovely, thank you ×7234663 you gorgeous human—trust i'll be sending a 🌻 right back your way...

btw the gif above is what you get if you use the tumblr search option and type in evan buckley sunshine 🌞

(ps tysm as always all the wonderful gifmakers!)

[valoale]

Teach me how to artttt

You art is scrumptious

My art is only headshots cuz this bitch cannot do actual bodies istg

You’re so kind I literally can’t 😭🫶🏻

I’d be coming to the class with you to be honest 😭 I’ve been experiencing the biggest art block in my life and I haven’t touched a pen since like August and it’s kinda eating me up alive ngl and I don’t know how to move forward with this. Like the art ain’t arting, you know?

But headshots/portraits are the best!!! I always avoid drawing full bodies bc it’s so goddamn hard and for what lmaooo #guilty

But if you’re serious about learning new things I strongly recommend checking out creators like Samdoesarts and Angel Ganev on YT for example! Their content is absolutely fantastic and I personally have learnt a ton from them alone 🫶🏻

[wells-creative]

I’ve been on tumblr on and off for at least 12 years and I still don’t understand this app. But I learn something, see fantastic art, or have a laugh at some crazy good comedy posts every time I get on here and I love it so much.

There’s so many talented and awesome people on here and I dig the vibes.

Compared to the fuckery i see on other apps…..tumblr is a gem.