#I need someone to spray me with a spray bottle

[supernutcollectionuniverse]

Just got the 4 books I ordered like exactly a week ago and I’m looking at them like “damn 300 pages is so readable.” But I know it’s a trap my brain likes to do. Just because I’m capable of reading all these books in one day doesn’t mean I should.

I need someone to remind me that I tend to get burned out if I read something too quickly.

[candyredappledragon]

does the fact that you didnt get to catch Ogerpon sting sometimes?

what are your biggest fears?

did you ever look at the purple plush at Peachy's?

do you have a crush on anyone?

and for the love of Arceus how did you get your Dipplin to evolve? I've been training mine for a year and I still cant evolve him.

no not really?... odd question. what. what. what......................... dragon cheer tm226. you might have to ask someone for it. cant remember how i got it but just let your dipplin learn the move first, give it a rare candy or battle pokemon to level it up, and boom. hydrapple. easy peasy

... well getting your hands on it that is. maybe ask drayton? he is the only dragon trainer i know of.

[fuckitdoaquadflip]

Shitposting about Peter Hale isn't enough I need to read x reader fanfics about him like a lovestruck middle schooler and make him my lock screen. Maybe that will be enough

[kibellah]

gale after raiding the grove

versus astarion

[thueenz]

having a malicious entity attached to you is like a game of being surrounded by 50 angry men on xbox all telling you to kill yourself 24/7

[essektheylyss]

me: has not written poetry in like a year

me: has very little confidence in the poetry I have written

me: has other projects that need to be done

me: "omg what if I put together a chapbook"

[c-e-d-dreamer]

Me @ me: you can't post the chapter masterlists for your 3 unwritten fics just because you made pretty moodboards for them

[quaranmine]

new hair lifehack for me is just a spray bottle of water LOL

[hypnoswag]

🖤

[atlas-affogato]

Why do I keep getting in arguments online? I need to be restrained

[ardentpoop]

skin-picking saturday

[kidsomeday]

My fanfiction writing process:

think of a single cute and/or sexy little scene

decide to write cute and/or sexy little scene

oh wait maybe I should add a little context

why is this fic 15000 words

i haven't even gotten to the original scene i wanted to write

there's 5000 more words now someone please send help

oh gods what has my hubris wrought

curl up into a ball and cry

to cope think about another cute and/or sexy little scene

[sanchoyo]

annoyed I’m not getting as many hours as I’d like at work bc when I started they were giving me mad overtime 😔 ik it’s probably the holidays but at this rate it’s gonna take me (materialistic) forever to get the things I want and actually need ☹️ tentatively once again considering if I’d have enough self discipline to do something like a patreon before remembering I hate putting stuff behind paywalls 😭

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Bonten with a reader who is literally a little princess; a girly (something like your tenjiku publication with a hyper feminine reader)

Bonten x Hyper Feminine!Reader

♡ SFW, suggestive, fem reader, fluff, reader likes dresses, skirts, heels, scrunchies, ribbons, bows and all that stuff, reader wears perfume and makeup ♡

Characters: Mikey, Sanzu, Kakucho, Kokonoi, Ran, Rindou, Mochi, Takeomi

note: thanks for requesting anon 🩷

note 2: my brain is simultaneously on overdrive and dead asf lol, this took me forever for no reason

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Mikey

💠 Emo boy and his princess girlfriend lol

💠 He doesn't mind your fashion sense and actually enjoys the pop of color and brightness you bring to his usually dark and bleak life

💠 Keeps you far away from the rest of Bonten, he doesn't want nor need you getting involved in his shit

Sanzu

🌸 Have you seen this man's hair? Bubblegum pink 🙄

🌸 He'd probably want to match hair colors

🌸 He'd absolutely sort through your hair clips and such, arranging them by color and size

🌸 Seems calm but is actually going feral on the inside whenever he sees you in a fluffy dress

Kakucho

🩷 Buries his face in your neck because he loves the smell of your perfume

🩷 Sprays his cologne on a jacket or shirt and leaves them with you before he goes on business trips, better yet he'll leave the whole bottle

🩷 Loves when you leave kiss marks on his clothes, even though the Haitani brothers (and Sanzu lol) poke fun at him for it

Kokonoi

💵 Bought every piece of clothing and accessory you own

💵 Tries heels on before he buys them for you, probably fell while walking in them too

💵 Does your hair for you even though he could definitely pay someone to do it instead, he likes the bonding experience

Ran

💜 Treats you like royalty, you look like a princess and deserve to be treated like one

💜 Lets you run wild with his credit cards because anything his princess wants, she gets

💜 Picks out your outfits everyday and gets pouty if you wear something other than what he picked

Rindou

🩵 Likes when you play in his hair and style it with hair clips

🩵 Let you put makeup on him once....never again lmao

🩵 He'd tie a ribbon on his arm for you, no doubt

Mochi

🍡 Wears your hair ties and scrunchies on his wrists, either you leave them with him or he just snatches them

🍡 Has probably ripped your skirt on an occasion or two, he's very heavy handed but he doesn't mean to be

🍡 Type of boyfriend to lift you up and spin you around just to see your dress flow in the wind

Takeomi

🚬 Refuses to smoke around you because he doesn't want to leave the smell of cigarettes on your pretty clothes

🚬 Constantly checking your closet for new clothes so he can know what not to buy you

🚬 Always finds your hair accessories and jewelry scattered around the house and struggles trying to find where it goes

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[pacifierbby]

★ . . . . . 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄

Summary , you Always loved Lando's fragrance when he leaned in to kiss you on the lips and your nose got the instant smell of his fragrance you always went feral. but when he comes in one day to a completely different smell you couldn't help yourself

| Lando Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Mason Masterlist |

Lando's fragrance always gives you wonders, and wanting to smell more of him the sweet scent fills your nostrils when he kisses you. Her favourite time is after his morning shower routine knowing you could always smell it more and his scent lingering around your Monaco apartment when he leaves for a meeting for the day.

You do miss it more when he's away you don't really get that sweet scent that he leaves behind every morning always making you want to urn for more. Lando just laughs over Facetime because you are always whining that you miss his smell. After that, he always buys you a small bottle for you to put on your clothes but you just put on about everything including the teddy that he got you when you missed sleeping next to him but he doesn't know that.

Your phone pings next to you with a notification saying that Lando posted quickly clicking on the notification The video gives you some sort of hot flush. how did you ever date someone that hot you thought?

Not long after the door slowly opened and Lando slowly walked inside "you okay my love?" he asked placing his bag and keys on the table in front of you

"yes" you squeaked a little feeling like you just been caught in something that youshouldn'tt off been doing.

making Lando look at you oddly. then a small smile slowly crept on his face from looking down at your phone "You seen the video then?" you instantly nodded

"does that mean you want to smell the new fragrance" you nodded instantly the minuet you seen it you knew you had to smell it

Lando grabs it from his bag spraying it on his jumper edging for you to come closer.

The fragrance instantly hits your nose you must admit it may be your new-found favourite the sweet smell of roses and other things leaving different.

"do you like it, baby?" Lando spoke sitting down next to you pulling you in for some much needed comfort hug

"I do but I must admit it is my newfound favourite" Both of you laughed a little even though you found it slightly oddly before and were even ashamed of telling Lando that you were addicted to his fragrances he did find it cute when you told him knowing that you miss everything about him when he's gone away for weeks at the time it does give him some sort of comfort knowing though .

"I knew you would love it and that's why I added stuff that you love like roses so when I spray it in the morning when I'm away it gives me comfort knowing that I can smell something you dearly love."

The blush instantly falls upon your face loving the fact that he made something to represent both of you in his work.

[prophecyinpink]

You know, if there was ever the tiniest part of my life that I had some kind of pride in, it was my ability to endure.

Whatever shit life threw at me I'd be able to get through it. It would suck, it would hurt, but given enough time the problem would be solved and I'd go on to endure the next truckload of garbage the universe threw at me. Because that's how I survived. Keep your head down. Take care of it yourself. Nobody will do it for you. If you can't do it now, you hold out until you can. Either that or you get used to it. At some point the pain will fade into the background and you won't even notice it's there. A never ending cycle of pain and misery.

But then something amazing happened. Love. I know it's cliché and maybe you're rolling your eyes, I know if I read this a year ago I would have, but it's true. I found love. And for the first time in over a decade I'm genuinely happy. And on some small level that scares me. Because I have no idea how to deal with this. The only survival mechanism I have is endurance. Wait it out and hope it gets better. But that doesn't work here. It is finally good and I don't wanna sit here and wait for it to get worse. I feel like I need to do something. To desperately cling on and hold onto everything I hold dear. But is that the right thing to do? We're not talking about a shiny rock here, we're talking about a person. A real flesh and blood human with thoughts and feelings and aspirations. What if the weight of me clinging onto them drags them down or prevents them from reaching their goals? To hurt the one I hold dear the most by selfishly hanging on? The thought alone hurts. Pain beyond imagination. So I retreat. Take a step back. Go back to the old ways.

Enjoy what is given to you, but don't even think about asking for anything. Because you can endure it. And using valuable resources on your foolish request when they could be used for more important matters? That's just a pipe dream. Take the back seat. Pick up the scraps. Make do with what is left.

The voice in the back of my head drones on, and I can't help but listen. Because it has worked so far. I'm still alive after all. And still, I'm happier now than I have ever been.

And now we come to the next problem. I am happy. Happier than I've ever been. And the people around me are suffering. My friends are in pain and I want to help them, but I feel powerless. Why is it that I get to be happy while the people I care for are suffering? And the voice in the back of my head pipes up again. "Who are you, to take all the happiness for yourself? Don't you know that there are people suffering?"

I want everyone to be happy. And it's not like I haven't seen the people I care about suffer before. It's not like I haven't felt powerless before when I couldn't do anything to help. Why does it feel like the happier I get, the more my loved ones suffer? Is it my fault? Am I somehow responsible for stealing their happiness? Is this just the way it is? Is it completely unrelated and I'm deluding myself in some twisted kind of martyr complex?

People tell you that you deserve happiness, but that's kinda hard to accept when the moment you become happy everyone else seems to suffer so much worse.