#I need a new liver

[chaos-mp3]

"If I haven't had caffeine, don't talk to me. I'll end up telling you that the moon is cheese with a confident face, and then proceed to state 'facts' that 'support it' for over an hour" - Me explaining the school year to my freshmen 'children'

[salemoleander]

btw in case anyone is like 'wow Salem you've been weirdly offline, esp considering there's a new Life series':

Starting last Thursday night one of my teeth became excruciatingly painful, and the earliest I can get in anywhere for a root canal is Wednesday afternoon. Been alternating high doses of ibuprofen and acetaminophen and sleeping 16+ hours a day.

Will be very excited about this series/gaming with friends/etc once this is resolved, until then I'm online very intermittently

[petr1kov]

bro i'm honestly a little pissed at how unlucky i am when it comes to pet health stuff (+ how expensive going to the veterinary is, obviously). this is like the third major occurrence i've had to deal with in less than a year. and it's not even preventable stuff. is this even normal

[the-togepi-man]

Had an interesting talk with Sean last night about the concept of "chasing after someone" vs "being the person who is chased" kind of thing. I was just bitching mainly, but also did some thinking on it, because while I think it would be nice to be the sought after, I also think part of me is authentically the one who likes to prove to someone they are loved and known kinda thing. Like, I'd chase after Sean all over again if I had to. So it's interesting to see the duality of those feelings i think!

[exileorexodus]

holy shit maybe i should just make art that idgaf about the quality or novelty of. like just shit thats basic as fuck but hey, i. actually enjoyed making it. like dude. ive never avoided drawing more in my life. eugh. like who cares if the anatomy and shape language and general skill level isnt up to par with professional animation major kids, im NOT one of them i dont Need to conform to those standards. need to stop holding myself to them because, like. idfk maybe i just LIKE to draw? like damn cant i just oc for my own benefit who cares if isnt some world rocking reality shaking eyecandy shit i just need my stupid ass morons to exist i just need to indulge my own brainrot without wanting to die while i do it

[nightdecors]

Took flu medicine, pain medicine, pain medicine. IDK whats wrooong

[llycaons]

miscommunication aside, it's a huge relief that I won't have to get either braces or invisalign. the cost was bad enough, but even moreso I felt like I'd have to stay here for at least two and a half more years to maintain continuity of care. now, they're saying I'll be done in August. my lease is also up in August! theoretically, there's nothing tying me down anymore. opportunities abound 👀

[brb-on-a-quest]

Personal Headcanon that the Burr v Hamilton Duel took place near a fictional Gotham, New Jersey (bc it was in New Jersey, just Weehawken New Jersey) bc that would be so on-brand for it.

[frenchfrywrites]

these folks who talk abt letting u cook need to tread lightly ive been doin that for years with several talented writers, including u obv, that like half of my fetishes are now from letting u cook

there's like a fanfic to peculiar kink pipeline or smth swear 2 god

Aww ain't nothing wrong with someone finding a vanilla fic from me and then a few fics later they're coming to talk to me about how hot it'd be to hold their faves hair back while said character empties their stomach and wets their pants 💖 it's awesome actually

[the-acid-pear]

Just got an ad that was formatted like: person in some big country needs organ transplant and a kid somewhere in the provinces went missing and then it followed with a clip of Milei talking about selling organs being a market too and urging people to protect their children from him. Needless to say it gave me whiplash.

[it-goes-on]

affirmations to exist while hungover to

[yuwumeniji]

╰━➤ [💜] ❝ hello!!! i just happened to stumble upon your blog and wanted to ask: are you okay with writing for Ethyria??? ❞ -ˏ͛⑅‧̥̥͙‧̥̥ ̥ ̮ ̥ ⊹✧

thank you for asking !!

ofc!! i'm down to write for any wave as long as inspiration strikes ^^

[theseancekid]

bruh

[bibleofficial]

not me fantasizing abt knee replacement at the ripe age of 25

[izeas-null]

think i should get a new psp at some point :/ my current one has been bothering me for years with the dpad and power switch and scratches on the screen and its only gotten worse over the years

[somecunttookmyurl]

you probably have the same liver issue i do but in the opposite direction bc i hate to tell you this but that is ALSO not a normal response to caffeine (but in the other direction). hi yang! im yin.

and as someone with chronic pain and adhd who is immune (or highly resistant) to painkillers, local anaesthetic, amphetamines, benzodiazepines, caffeine, and with an alcohol tolerance that has (if nothing else) won me several bets who is basically rawdogging life not by choice but by virtue of my liver being Just Such A Fucking Asshole About It i am alive through sheer spite

this is why i have a pair of booty shorts with "god won't let me die" on the ass

a fun and fucked up fact about me is that when i was in sixth form (16-18), approximately 10 years prior to being diagnosed ADHD, i drank SO MUCH store brand energy drink that 2 things happened

1) It became such an obvious and well known Thing about me that my tutors started putting "too much red bull can kill you" news articles on the walls. These were not present in rooms I didn't have classes in. It was not a college-wide initiative. That was for me, specifically. Nobody said it but we all knew.

2) Several friends suggested, in all seriousness, I contact the Guinness Book of Records to set a record for "most caffeine consumed with no physical effect" after I had 3x 1 litre bottles in about an hour and my heart rate was still exactly the same and nothing about my demeanour had changed at all. Meanwhile Ryan had 1 bottle and was physically vibrating. Because he's normal.

(I didn't do it because it would require having a medical professional present the whole time to verify and like absolutely nobody with a medical degree is going to do that in good conscience)