#ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ like ‘WOW how simple ! perfect the elderly that’s me !’ like girl …. why do i get old person injuries
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not me fantasizing abt knee replacement at the ripe age of 25
#stream#ALSKLSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAM#like i’m just … over it rn#ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ like ‘WOW how simple ! perfect the elderly that’s me !’ like girl …. why do i get old person injuries#the asshole surgery even was like JUST photos of the elderly & descibing ‘older patients’ like …. girl ….#ANYWAY#ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ this is so fucking funny to me like ur so ridiculous#i’m just thinking ‘oh the knee replacement is such an easy surgery & it’s just a few bits of metal fixtures’ but like u don’t even WANT a#TOTAL replacement it’s just the plateau but that would require like#half or just doing the fully thing anyways#like i’m just#we’ll go shop for a surgeon when u get ur phd that’ll be ur present to urself a new knee#so ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAJSLA#like i’ve a NEW GOAL to keep myself alive: get ur phd before ur 30 that’s my goal#then i can get the replacement & then die#like that’s all i need#i can’t wait for death & to die & be dead !#<- hasn’t taken meds today & is hopped up on caffeine#to be fair literally all i do is think abt dying & planning my funeral that’s all i do at this point how sad is that#it’s also funny to be described as ‘fit’ or ‘healthy’ when i’m Not in Any Way i just Look Physically Fine#but it’s like …… internally ????? ITS A MESS IN THERE#like i’m an organ donor but i don’t even think they’ll be VIABLE for ANY transfer ALSKALSKALSJALSJALSJALSJLA#THE LUNGS ARE BLACK THE LIVER IS DEAD THE STOMACH IS WRECKED
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