#I might have to write this

[sugarbear2001]

I could write a whole entire 20-page paper on why Yamcha is actually a good character who unfortunately gets a lot of flack from the writers and from the fandom and, contrary to popular belief, is not a cheater.  In addition to how his relationship with Bulma was very toxic and unhealthy.

[jumexju]

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[smallandangry24]

Headcanon that Gotham accepted the Waynes as a blood sacrifice for the rise of The Batman when Bruce vowed to be the hand of Justice in the city over his parents bodies.

That Gotham is sentient and chose a rain and red soaked little boy kneeling on cracked pavement and grief in supplication as its Champion against The Curse that plagues her waters.

[avocadoart]

Give me a fic of moonknight boys hiding their DID while also working and maybe living with the avengers but it's that 2015 vibe where everyone is happy and living in avengers tower and eventually people start wondering why this new guy speaks with a British accent or cursed in Spanish randomly and it's a learning curve for all of them

And also Hawkeye has hearing aids

[averysmolkirbo]

this post by oomf (follow them theyre cool) made me think about how good of a crackship this is because while im not into it in a normal way like i fucking LOVE the idea of them getting married at some point and phoenix legally becoming apollo's step dad. the mere thought has me kicking my legs and LMAO because imagine being apollo in this situation where your boss (that you already hate) who is already trying to act like a father figure (which you resent him for) legally becomes your step-dad by marrying your mother (who yourself have barely gotten to know at all). This is apollo's worst nightmare. He has woken up suddenly from a deep sleep in a cold sweat because of this at least once.

This should be canon not because its the best pairing for phoenix or whatever but because it creates the BEST family tree.

assuming klapollo that means phoenix would be both apollo's step father and boss, it would make klavier phoenix's son-in-law, and by extension, also make KRISTOPH an extended in-law. this is the funniest possible timeline.

[batboys-cumdumpster]

Me: minding my own business, getting ready for work

Brain: Feyre x bat boys foursome

Me: sighs, not right now ffs

Brain: Rhys sitting calmly in a chair with a drink in his hand while he slowly loses his mind with lust watching Az and Cass worship Feyre

Me: .... I'm listening

[randinium]

Is there a Gravity Falls AU where Stan actually does die in a car crash and Ford actually does just live up north and study anomalies? And maybe he puts together an oddities museum, less for profit and mire just because he likes it? And basically it's what Dipper and Mabel's parents thought they were getting into? And maybe it's not Ford who summons and becomes obsessed with Bill but Dipper, after putting together stuff that Ford has been researching? And maybe Mabel becomes a ghost hunter and learns about Stan by literally meeting him? And Stan knows about Bill because as a spirit he can detect demons and stuff? And they have to convince Dipper that Bill is a bad guy before he starts Weirdsmaggeddon? Does something like that exist? Or do I have to write that myself?

[el-michoacano]

Consider: Nacho with a Sacred Heart tattoo on his chest, over his heart. He’s the poster boy for Catholic guilt, I can totally imagine him with one! 

Also consider: When he and Lalo are getting busy, Lalo presses a kiss to it, and Nacho experiences the most complicated feelings of his life.

[thee-horny-thicky]

The lack of wuh luh wuh omegaverse fics is criminal 😔

[m1shaan]

I’ve only done Tanlorin’s recruitment quest so fair (waiting for them to show up on live for the rest), but it already got me wondering what they and Bastian would think of each other if they met. Based on their characterization so far:

Similarities:

Strong desire to help other people and make the world a better place

Meaningful tattoos (very different meanings though)

Dragonknight stuff

Like wine

Differences:

Strong feelings about mages / the Mages Guild

Strong feelings about books

Affinity to crime

I feel like they would probably clash a lot, but would be able to set aside their differences and develop respect/appreciation for each other if they had to work together to make the world a better place. And afterwards they’d get wine drunk and smash

[eve6rangers]

Obsessed with the idea of the Ninja Storm team listening to Sk8ter Boi in Tori’s van and hyping Shane up

[bobafetts-princess]

Good morning I am thinking about Construction Worker!Boba with a salt and pepper beard 🥵

[buckethead-kangaroo]

AHGSDLJAHSDFLAJHS THAT UUB ART

I'M NOW THINKING OF KID BUU BEING LIKE THE EVIL VOICE IN UUB'S HEAD OR SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAA

drawtober day 11-20

[queenbeedarling]

I finally finished The Shipper!!

I really wish it was Pan/Soda endgame, so I didn't have to see the brothers' kiss that was so weird.

Also, that ending?? And the teacher plotline was just 🤢

They did sell me on WayKim, I was crying so hard, but I still think WayKhet would've been a more interesting curveball.

[dragon-communion]

....crack idea:

Tarnished that's immune to Miquella's charm because every time he goes in to hold their face they think "what the fuck you can't dom me" and stare him down until he starts getting worried.

Sorry hon but stealing hearts is an art and an honor that you are CLEARLY uneducated on. Someone's gotta break the bad news and it might as well be the enby who ate twenty-plus dragon hearts before getting here.

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.