#I might have to write this

[jumexju]

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[smallandangry24]

Headcanon that Gotham accepted the Waynes as a blood sacrifice for the rise of The Batman when Bruce vowed to be the hand of Justice in the city over his parents bodies.

That Gotham is sentient and chose a rain and red soaked little boy kneeling on cracked pavement and grief in supplication as its Champion against The Curse that plagues her waters.

[avocadoart]

Give me a fic of moonknight boys hiding their DID while also working and maybe living with the avengers but it's that 2015 vibe where everyone is happy and living in avengers tower and eventually people start wondering why this new guy speaks with a British accent or cursed in Spanish randomly and it's a learning curve for all of them

And also Hawkeye has hearing aids

[paper-cup-phone]

I had a slighter, soft, and fluffy idea for Ceo!Cir and Secretary!Phu. Cir immediately falling for Phu being soft for him. They become secret lovers.

However, Ratri is still in control of the company and has spies everywhere so Cir has to pretend to be mean to Phu. When they meet after hours Cir apologizes for his behavior and begs Phu to forgive him even though Phu is in on the act.

[inthedarknessofnight]

guysss i just listened through MAYHEM for the first time and this is sooo Steddie coded to me, i’m unwell

[sugarbear2001]

I could write a whole entire 20-page paper on why Yamcha is actually a good character who unfortunately gets a lot of flack from the writers and from the fandom and, contrary to popular belief, is not a cheater.  In addition to how his relationship with Bulma was very toxic and unhealthy.

[averysmolkirbo]

this post by oomf (follow them theyre cool) made me think about how good of a crackship this is because while im not into it in a normal way like i fucking LOVE the idea of them getting married at some point and phoenix legally becoming apollo's step dad. the mere thought has me kicking my legs and LMAO because imagine being apollo in this situation where your boss (that you already hate) who is already trying to act like a father figure (which you resent him for) legally becomes your step-dad by marrying your mother (who yourself have barely gotten to know at all). This is apollo's worst nightmare. He has woken up suddenly from a deep sleep in a cold sweat because of this at least once.

This should be canon not because its the best pairing for phoenix or whatever but because it creates the BEST family tree.

assuming klapollo that means phoenix would be both apollo's step father and boss, it would make klavier phoenix's son-in-law, and by extension, also make KRISTOPH an extended in-law. this is the funniest possible timeline.

[batboys-cumdumpster]

Me: minding my own business, getting ready for work

Brain: Feyre x bat boys foursome

Me: sighs, not right now ffs

Brain: Rhys sitting calmly in a chair with a drink in his hand while he slowly loses his mind with lust watching Az and Cass worship Feyre

Me: .... I'm listening

[thee-horny-thicky]

The lack of wuh luh wuh omegaverse fics is criminal 😔

[randinium]

Is there a Gravity Falls AU where Stan actually does die in a car crash and Ford actually does just live up north and study anomalies? And maybe he puts together an oddities museum, less for profit and mire just because he likes it? And basically it's what Dipper and Mabel's parents thought they were getting into? And maybe it's not Ford who summons and becomes obsessed with Bill but Dipper, after putting together stuff that Ford has been researching? And maybe Mabel becomes a ghost hunter and learns about Stan by literally meeting him? And Stan knows about Bill because as a spirit he can detect demons and stuff? And they have to convince Dipper that Bill is a bad guy before he starts Weirdsmaggeddon? Does something like that exist? Or do I have to write that myself?

[m1shaan]

I’ve only done Tanlorin’s recruitment quest so fair (waiting for them to show up on live for the rest), but it already got me wondering what they and Bastian would think of each other if they met. Based on their characterization so far:

Similarities:

Strong desire to help other people and make the world a better place

Meaningful tattoos (very different meanings though)

Dragonknight stuff

Like wine

Differences:

Strong feelings about mages / the Mages Guild

Strong feelings about books

Affinity to crime

I feel like they would probably clash a lot, but would be able to set aside their differences and develop respect/appreciation for each other if they had to work together to make the world a better place. And afterwards they’d get wine drunk and smash

[queenbeedarling]

I finally finished The Shipper!!

I really wish it was Pan/Soda endgame, so I didn't have to see the brothers' kiss that was so weird.

Also, that ending?? And the teacher plotline was just 🤢

They did sell me on WayKim, I was crying so hard, but I still think WayKhet would've been a more interesting curveball.

[el-michoacano]

Lalo likes cars. It’s pretty clear he collects and treasures them.

Manuel owns an upholstery shop. 

You cannot convince me that they didn’t cross paths at least once, and that Manuel didn’t hate Lalo on sight.

[eve6rangers]

Obsessed with the idea of the Ninja Storm team listening to Sk8ter Boi in Tori’s van and hyping Shane up

[buckethead-kangaroo]

AHGSDLJAHSDFLAJHS THAT UUB ART

I'M NOW THINKING OF KID BUU BEING LIKE THE EVIL VOICE IN UUB'S HEAD OR SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAA

drawtober day 11-20

[dragon-communion]

....crack idea:

Tarnished that's immune to Miquella's charm because every time he goes in to hold their face they think "what the fuck you can't dom me" and stare him down until he starts getting worried.

Sorry hon but stealing hearts is an art and an honor that you are CLEARLY uneducated on. Someone's gotta break the bad news and it might as well be the enby who ate twenty-plus dragon hearts before getting here.