#listen the idea of Miq attempting to dom the Tarnished makes me laugh so hard i make choking sounds

[dragon-communion]

....crack idea:

Tarnished that's immune to Miquella's charm because every time he goes in to hold their face they think "what the fuck you can't dom me" and stare him down until he starts getting worried.

Sorry hon but stealing hearts is an art and an honor that you are CLEARLY uneducated on. Someone's gotta break the bad news and it might as well be the enby who ate twenty-plus dragon hearts before getting here.