#I might actually do that I think itd be funny
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Having a rain world oc moment. Dysfunctional family of the year award, they were so toxic that one of them found a way to kill themselves in a world where that was supposed to be physically impossible
#rat rambles#rain posting#oc posting#tbc Im talking abt my sliver local iterator group ocs that exists in a narrative place that borders on au#as in the stuff I do with sliver there is the sort of thing Id Never want to be anywhere near canon as I think the best thing narratively#would be for sliver to legitimately just be some guy who happened to find the solution first#but for my enjoyment and the sake of exploring some hashtag themes I chose to have this bubble where they should never breach#oh also idk if Ive said this but Ive renaimed star shes now a stars gaze 👍#just thought her old name was a bit too similar to moon's + it stood out a bit too much amongst the rest of her circle#I also should probably get around to doing a second take on her design at some point since my first concept was very eh#and then maybe one day Ill get to the other three lol#golden boon is a big maybe tho cause quite frankly I don't wanna figure out what I want to do with her design#oh this reminds me I should probably rename to the horizon too simply because her name is kinda boring#I mean all of them are in a way but like y'know#untold prosperity is more of a fit vibe wise than the other three but star is named after her location and the other two were named by a#shitty rich guy who built one of them to be a company town and the other to be a shitty rich person vacation spot#and by built I mean commissioned ofc#this is why boon's puppet just absolutely sucks for them to be stuck with due to it being decorated super heavily#like he has a full gold mask and everything she had to tear that thing off at some point to prevent fruther complications#I could just rename horizon to golden horizon for the bit#just make it abyndantly clear that these two had the same sponsor and he had no ideas#I might actually do that I think itd be funny#but yeah tbf to boon horizon and prosperity sliver mostly did what she did because of star#but on the other hand they absolutely did not help the situation at all and were violently emotionally distant from her the entire time#prosperity wasnt at first intentionally pushing sliver away. they were just too focused on trying to contact star after she cut her coms#but then star sent her 50 page essay on why she hates horizons guys and how she things theyre a horrible person and they snapped#the two used to have a fairly friendly relationship and were much closer back when they were the only two iterators in the area#but as the others came along a rift started forming between the two as prosperity tried rly hard to be the responsible one of the group and#felt that star was forcing all the work of maintaining their volitile fellow iterators onto them#and star felt like horizon had become less and less of a friend and more and more of a coworker every cycle
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actually can we talk about this what do you mean you hear the voices of your dead friends
you cant just stop it there wtf are they saying to you
#like what are the implications of monika hearing that#cause it could just be old data of their lines being echoed but knowing monika was still conscious when she was deleted makes me think that#its actually just them and i makes me wonder wtf theyre saying to her#like they might not know whats going on or are even lucid/coherent but like i need to know what was going on there what are they doing#itd be funny if the three of them were just fully there and making fun of her for her parasocial relationship and she was just ignoring the#like they arent even upset theyre just calling her a loser and shes just desparately trying to act normal about it#ddlc#doki doki literature club#tempestmothtalk
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!! SHIVERS IS A MUSE OF DOOM.
#chemi chats#MAYBE A DIFFERENT ASPECT MIGHT FIT BETTER BUT MY GOD SHES DEFINITELY A MUSE AT THE VERY LEAST#the passive influence but MAJOR pivotal part of the narrative even in the background!!#inspires with doom via ''AN ATOMIC DEVICE WILL LEVEL ALL OF ME. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.''#i still maintain that volition is a knight of life. concept is a space player. drama is a light player. empathy is a blood player maybe.#i wanna say savvy's also light (Witch of Light maybe) and esprit might also be blood?? inland is void. suggestion is a witch i think...#Witch of Mind? yes i think that fits hkgjh and Logic is also Mind. Authority acts like a Lord actually (even if it is a Master Class)#echem might be a hope player actually but do /not/ quote me on that!! might be better for him to be a ghost class actually huh#on GOD we cannot make him a bard just because of the codpiece even though itd be funny hgkjh#oh but it WOULD FIT HUH???? IT WOULD IT WOULD?? BARD OF DOOM MAYBE????#i dont have time to put all of it into words hkgjh i can't even draw them godtier? i'd have to alter the outfits kgjh whateberrrr#okay enough on that for now hkjh
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buck fell for the classic "cmon lets do a easy run" athlete trick
#i think itd be funny if bucks hair fluffs out like duck feathers (thanks to static electricty)#graham actually means well hes just stupid and has a skewed perception of others abilities#toontown corporate clash#toontown#buck ruffler#duck shuffler#graham payser#pacesetter#fanart#my art#might do other characters in athletic/fancy clothes we shall see
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thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.
#snap chats#just got my spanish exam back and i love it when profs are like 'your lowest grade'll be dropped'#bestie i KNOW this'll be my lowest grade i just wanted to test the waters for how exams will go </3 i promise not to suck next time </3#anyway main text post time. NO BUT DO YOU THINK#cause arakawa was infamous before and people knew of his son then but esp after the kamurocho k3 shit#his name DEF exploded and people DFE got nosy.....#i dont think anyone would have figured out that aoki was masato but maybe one (1) person figured he wasnt really dead#i still wanna know how masato's public death went..#but yeah can you imagine. going on youtube and some girl is talking about your fake death like it really happened and is speculating#and you just get to sit in your governor chair like Lol.#IMAGINE IF THE POOR LASS GETS FUCKIN. NECKED FOR THATLKEJKLJ#i dont think aoki would consider some random youtuber as an actual threat but that'd be hilarious if he did#anyway i just think we should exploit social media and the sort more with rgg characters#i think itd be really funny and the peak of comedy if we acknowledged how Actual people might react to shit#i mean... we already got vtubers interacting with the fuckinnn yakuza.. cant get more ridic than that.. lol..#ok bye im learning spanish now
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love seeing friends join and talk in this little discord knowing that MY bestie actively Tricked Me Into Joining by saying he was joining too and then he left me to die 💔💔💔
#SLASH DRAMATIC it was. my own fault. i KNEW BETTER i KNEW how busy he was i KNEW he couldnt/shouldnt join another exchange... and yet.#also i did need the extra push i think or i wouldve been too scareds to do it. now that im Here its like i might as well u know...#ALSO also idk if he actually meant to join or not? he mightve meant and then forgot OR it was a lie but either way its Really funny#ill just be soooo trembling shaking crying the entire time as well#itd be so much easier if i had even ONE published fic for this fandom but no. 26k wip that im nowhere NEAR done with#its fine its fine its so so fine#alyalyoxenfree
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yesterday I bought this constellation projector I had when I was a kid off eBay and then I found out that it's the second version and I could get one of the first generation for $20 and I can't decide if I should get it or just stick w the one I already bought (which was about $28)
#I'm curious if there are any differences besides that one uses a cassette and one uses a cd (for audio tours)#and the new one lets u launch little meteors. also the first one comes with some other stuff that idk what it does lol#i like having things on cassette and i actually dont have a portable cd player but i do have a portable cassette player#so the cassette might actually be easier to take to work?#plus i think itd be funny showing the kids a cassette tape lol#but idk if i need to spend almost $50 on two planetariums
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hrm...... to keep marlow a cis guy or make them transfem........... hrmmm
#tbc itd be like a retcon rather than something he learns later. cant see him as an egg hes literally surrounded by transfems#its just... idk i dont have a ton of mlm characters... do i wanna nix one for the sake of something that might not be canon.....#(what spawned this was eve and i thinking itd be REALLY funny if he and sakura actually had a thing for each other#but sakuras a lesbian and im kinda unwilling to change that bc i project onto him sexuality/gender wise lmao#also im attached to my joke that atlas is surrounded by lesbians on his family tree)#so if someone has to change to make this hypothetical scenario work its marlow#echoed voice
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i could post so much crazy shit now that i have like no followers. i used to have this fear that ppl irl would find my blog bc its soooo easily identifiable as me with my name on it and all the talking heads stuff n my manner of speaking like youd know its me. so id refrain from saying shit like yeah i have a mildly obsessive crush on this guy i work with or one of my profs. now its whatever its just me and 250 of my closest friends hashing it all out
#its like a sleepover#im realizing though my sense of privacy is very skewed compared to most people’s#like i try not to get overly personal w ppl bc i know its uncomfortable and unattractive#but the problem is ill say anything if i think its funny.#so ill just be way too honest and open about my life n feelings and habits n then i get a little embarrassed#but i wish everyone was like that!!!! itd be so much easier to get to know ppl if they would talk about themselves as much as i do.#but its hard to ask questions bc i dont actually know whats too personal so i dont want to ask the wrong thing or seem creepyyy#so i just hope theyll give me the same amt of info i do them but they never do lol#anyway i might feel ashamed all the time but i certainly dont act like it.#which i think is a strength? like id rather not care. veteran in the idgaf wars
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im becoming a emu blog again
#stardust speaking !#AAUUGHHHHHHH DREAMS DO COME TRUE#i nvr wouldve thought theyd put dog ears in a banner what am i looking at. hoping akitos hair still looks cute in his 3d model#im not worried about honamis shes 100% cute in the 3d!!!!!!!!!!!! theres no way that hair isnt cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im fine with not lucksacking Anything this yr if it means i can lucksack this banner amen#emu.................oh im so happy.....theres 1 other hairstyle i rly want her to get but this is so cute im gonna collapse i love when the#keep her hair short-looking#emu fan finally gets to pull for her on a 6% banner again#also seeing this banner...how old is honamis lil bro. like saki & tsukasa and akito & ena are close in age#but emu is not close in age to her big siblings#but i cant rmbr how far apart honami & her lil bro is ?!?!?!?#is this event rly gonna be akito with dogs help. overcome ur fears and all that#maybe ill update my header when the banner releases.....ough.............i lov proseka cards sm#btw vbs new song is so damn good. also excited for inabakumori niigo and scop leoneed#also i was thinking how funny itd be if they added dandan hayaku naru I DIDNT THINK THEY ACTUALLY WOUUUULLLDDDDDD#can we add more nanou songs next please please please please please please please#anyway i. need to read events again. at the very least wxs main events -> emu events -> then back to reading stuff in order#actually i might be lying i dont rmbr how old emus big sis is. it might not be That big when i think about it. but it sure aint 1-2yrs
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*my eyes burst open w a flash of light*
SEVIKA
Yadda yadda yadda jinx is generally seen as a loose canon, does whatever she wants type of character, totally unpredictable. When in actuality, up until the last few episodes all of her choices and actions r motivated by wanting to please someone else. Hell. Even in the last couple episodes, the very Last thing we see her doing is ENTIRELY MOTIVATED by devotion and love and grief for silco, she’s taking out her frustration at herself and the world, and also honoring his wishes and dreams. By shooting a fucking bomb at piltover, she’s ensuring his life wasn’t in vain, she’s honoring him. In that moment
Her entire, self!!! is centered around love and loyalty. Is centered around other people, She’s motivated by an insatiable urge to prove herself, to be useful to those she loves, to show that she can help them and be there for them and be WORTHY of there love. That they haven’t made a mistake in loving her. To prove that she can be as pivotal to them as they r for her. She goes to the ends of the fucking earth to do this. And it ends. Terribly.
She puts the people she loves on pedestals and supplicates at there feet, she has no motivations most of the show outside of making the people she loves happy… she yearns for connection and love and safety. For a home that will never leave her behind, or crumble under her feet, (an indestructible home, That she can’t destroy just by being her…)
Which is why.. it’s so. Interesting and intriguing. How now, she has no one on that pedestal to worship, no one to drag sacrifices and offerings to the feet of, no one to spiral around and build herself off of. She is a person so *affected* by her relationships w others, but there is no relationship now, no one is stepping up to the plate to love her. She’s too much. For anyone. The one person who seemed to have unlimited patience for her is dead, because of her. and maybe vi could still love her.. but. She’s already soured that relationship. Already broken that one too. Broken all her favorite toys that made her so happy. That were there for her. And scared all the rest away. (There is a limit to what vi can support and forgive to reconnect w her sister. And I believe terrorism is crossing that limit ghgh)
And maybe, jinx is cutting that part of herself out on purpose. To be stronger, she’s realized she just. Isn’t made for love. That she ruins it all in the end. That it just makes everything worse. Messier. More complicated. She’s better off on her own, but for what PURPOSE! Who will she be now! What choices will she make!?! Almost all of her actions in the show were for others, what is driving her now, now that she has this gaping void at the center of her being. Where love used to be… what kind of person will she become, Without a guide to follow… a sun to orbit around. it’s sad honestly ghghg-!!! like yeah it’s not healthy that she is this way but there’s no THERAPY IN ARCANE. THIS IS THE WAY SHE IS! And now. She’s alone… it’s rough. But also intriguing…!! And I honestly have no clue how she’s gonna act in season 2,,, or what sorta shit she’s gonna get up to. but I’m excited.
#I have just watched the newest teaser.. omg. she built Sevikas new arm#Sevika is defending her… jinx probably tried giving her the arm and Sevika lashed out and that made jinx upset and she ran away#but then Sevika felt bad and came to hELP HER SEVIKA#SEVIKA I WAS NOT SURE IF U WERE GOING TO BE ON JINXS SIDE OR NOT SINCE#jinx does not rlly have a SIDE per say honestly!!! she is just fumbling her way thru this world one explosion at a time#and I thought u might be mad at her cuz of the whole silco thing. but OMG SEVIKA#SEVIKA AND JINX…. Sevika hardened badass w a heart of gold actually…#cannot help herself from looking out for this runt. even if itd be easier to leave her on her own to sort her own shit out#like… ghghg I love Sevika pls I hope the season actually has so much Sevika and jinx yessss. yes!!! ha ha ha!!! yes!!!!!!#Srry for hijacking my jinx mental health post for reactions to the new teaser but I was! excited!!!#I wanted to talk about it and I thought it’d be funny to add it onto this post lol#arcane#pepper words#sevika#jinx#also omg watching those fucking steampunk Victorian England chucklefucks try to mess w jinx#the violence I felt within me… like… I kno she’s a badass murderer who can kill ppl so good. but like.. seeing those guys hurt her#rage…. rage inside me. who the fuck do u think u are. die#ghghgh like I got SO protective watching that like how fucking dare anyone ever hurt a single hair on this girls head she’s WOBDERFUL#ok????#alright anyway… there’s my thoughts on that teaser lol. I’m excited for Sevika and jinx interactions :)#(jinx building sevikas new arm and getting rejected and that being why she’s crying isn’t confirmed but it MAKES SENSE!! ok!#I would like if that’s what happened so I believe that that is the case ghghg- if it turns out I’m wrong then! whatever lol)#I think if jinx is actively terrorizing u or society u r allowed to beat her up I can give ppl a pass on that#cuz sometimes… u kno.. sometimes she does do that! and ppl have a right to defend themselves / there homes#but those motherfuckers we’re on her for NOTHING! she was just running down the street upset!! I draw the line at that u#if u haven’t been personally victimized by jinx u aren’t allowed to hurt her ghgh-#this addition is in regards to my anger at the Victorian England chucklefucks lol#I think it might be more accurate to say I wasn’t sure if JINX was going to be on SEVIKAS side… honestly. rather than the other way around#ALSO B4 I RUN OUT OF TAGS. I actually think she’s probably crying cuz she ran into fucking VI AND THE ENFORCERS B4 not cuz of Sevika!
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Harold tell your son to post some selfies I need to draw him stat
#rat rambles#oni posting#hi Im still not asleep because Im thinking too hard abt oni#god Im so proud of you harold you made it big you have earned the huge award of being the first scientist with a confirmed named child#and not only that but one thats like relevant and might end up being duped themself#harold you made it big Im so happy for you everyone cheer and clap for my boy#and congrats to gossmann for getting a first initial ig#but yeah calvin design when also I just wanna know more abt this funky lil man#also also I need to know if harold is a good dad or not god I hope he is#if hes not I can live with it but I'd much prefer he be a good dad who supports his revolutionary son#all of my curiosity for the current actual new duplicant girl has completely died Im calvin pilled now#although tbf the new girl is not a presence in any of the new logs so its not like shes had a chance to catch my attention#and her dupe description isnt doing her any favors either#maybe if she was nonbinary Id care more lol#she still feels very weird compared to every other dupe I hope she does get some lore present to make her fit in more#I think itd be funny if her donor looked nothing like her and was just some lady and gravitas decided to get funky with it and try to make#a new unique dupe to experiment more with duplicant biology#this is baded on one of her odd quirks that makes her feel weird which is that shes guaranteed to have the cold resistant trait#I think itd be neat if she was a dupe who was specifically designed to better handle the cold#maybe they tried this with her and decided it took way too much time and resources to make specialized dupes like that#idk if they do smth like that with her then I might be able to be a fan of her's but otherwise they have some heavy lifting to do
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SCRAMBLES IN-
Ive had Cotl Bishop relapse and stumbled across your one bed trope with them-
What if lamb catches on that something more might be brewing and lowkey ships it, so they just upgrade the already existing hut instead of building a new one.
And just a few headcanons as to how reader and bishops grow closer/realisation that their cult leader ships it?
(I think it would be funny if at dinner one time lamb just asks 'so when are you gonna ask them out?' and that sentence alone almost kills the bishops again /joke)
P.s would reader be allowed to be a cuddle bug?
P.s.s sorry if this a lot, feel free to pick and choose what parts of the idea you want to include or not. If you want to cut down on the amount of characters Shamura and Leshy would be preffered. ^^
Lambert playing matchmaker w/ you and the bishops
rubs my little hands- you guys ever make all your other followers to go sleep on holy day rituals but leave just 2 followers (that you ship together) alone so they can actually befriend each other and/or fall in love or is that just me notes: reader is gn, playing off of the one bed trope post , post game but not post final quest, short time jump so its at least within a few weeks of the respective bishop joining the cult, written on mobile cws: implied freaky stuff but like "lambert jokes about sending them and you to the mating tent to try to bring you two closer"
Leshy
He hardly needs the Lambe help to make his move on you, hes still got that god like arrogance... he sometimes pops out of the ground just to bug you while you're working... may attempt to drag you off to do something else
...it does sometimes take him a while to recognize the feelings as romantic, before he just loved how attentive you were to him.. it reminded him of how his followers used to fawn over him in godhood
Probably has the balls to scurry into your bed and ask to huddle up with you- it's too cold in this shelter, hes a bug! Hes cold blooded! Warm him up!! ..his moss.. leaves.. things... dont feel too bad.. and if it's too hot? The moss is cool to the touch! It's a win no matter the condition!
If he could glare at the lamb he would, the question of when hes going to ask you out doesnt make him falter... grumbles under his breath about the lamb being annoying and to go away... he cant see the smirk they're giving him
Finds himself working in the same areas as you- if you're chopping wood hes chopping wood.. and so on... not that hes actually going to do work, hes going to attempt to drag you off somewhere
Heket
Shes like her younger brother, shes confident enough to eventually make a move when she feels its right... she won't turn you down for a cuddle session even if shes not entirely a cuddler...
The lamb catches her beelining for wherever you're working to make sure you're not overworking yourself- and how she sometimes forcefully drags you to get some water or to take a break
She actually can glare, and the look she gives the lamb is enough to kill but they remain unphased and ask if she wants them to assign her to the same jobs as you
Super straight forward when she does ask you out, torn vocal cords make it hard to dance around topics- it may almost come off as a threat but that's just because of the growl and strain, her body language tells you shes trying to be tender
Kallamar
If he didnt feel humiliated from getting his ass beat twice by the lamb he would waste no time in trying to romance you- if he had met you later after hes been in the cult for longer, then itd be a different case...
Hes more subtle, testing the waters to see if you're receptive slowly getting bolder with time until hes basically flirting with you
Damn near inks himself when the lamb asks him when he plans on asking you out... would he like it if they sent the two of you to the mating tent to spend some time together? They say it jokingly but he nearly jumps on the offer... though he'd much rather the idea come from you
Subtly brags about his past accomplishments to try to win you over, regardless of if you know he was a bishop or not
Shamura
Slow slow burn, theyve never rushed into relationships so why start now? They want to know all there is to know about you before committing to you.... this leads to a lot of late night talks in your shared hut
Waits until you're both done with your work for the day before coming to you
To outsiders there doesnt seem to be any feelings on their end- but to their siblings and the lamb.. they can tell.. it also helps when at least one of those people can read minds
They don't give much of a reason to the lamb asking when they're going to ask you out- actually they answer honestly if theyve already decided when
Bonus they chirp/purr at you. Literally the only hint to you that they might have some attraction to you prior to asking you out- excluding them outright saying they think you're beautiful or a good companion to have or the longing gazes or how they guide your hands for a task or-
#cotl x reader#cotl x you#cotl imagine#cult of the lamb x you#cult of the lamb imagine#cult of the lamb x reader#cotl leshy x reader#leshy x reader#heket x reader#cotl heket x reader#kallamar x reader#cotl kallamar x reader#shamura x reader#cotl shamura x reader#canon x you#canon x reader#x reader
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Do you think you could do genshin charas (I don't mind who! Your pick 🫶) with a reader who has a reaaaaally clingy cat
The kitty hates everyone but the reader and follows them everywhere. When the reader leaves and the cat can't follow it meows SO loud for hours until the reader comes back. Kitty will jump up on the readers shoulder and sometimes sit on their head (small kitty) and if anyone comes close to reader the kitty will start hissing and swatting at them until they back away. Basically like a guard dog but a guard kitten
hmm im giving you diluc and kaveh!! i'm also making it so that kitty warms up to him *eventually* because itd be so sad if it hated him forever :( ALSO my friends kitten literally hates me she refused to take a treat from my hand for like half an hour [sob] she would sniff it but wouldnt eat it :((( oh ya also surprise rafayel bc hes so funny LMAO
I can see Diluc taking to cats. They're more self sufficient than dogs and considering his busy work schedule he'd think it'd be a little difficult to keep a dog busy without also worrying for it's safety. When you tell him you have a cat he doesn't mind it at all but he's a little concerned when your cat starts hissing and spitting at him.
He looks at you, unsure of what to do and you explain that the cat is simply just protective of you. He doesn't want to somehow offend your cat by encroaching on your shared bubble so he looks to you to see what he can and can't do.
Now whenever your cat and Diluc hang out it's like a game of chicken. Diluc's trying to figure out what he's allowed to do (by permission of your cat) and you're trying to make sure your cat doesn't scratch Diluc/hurt itself trying to jump onto him to protect you.
Diluc also tries other ways of acclimating your cat to him. He leaves a jacket in the room you and your kitty are in together so it can explore his scent freely, waits to see if it'll come to him rather than you bringing it to him, etc. When it slowly finally warms up to him he can barely hide his relief, hating the thought of you having to choose between him or your pet.
He's very patient and your kitty seems to appreciate it, hissing at him less until finally, one day you come home and find Diluc sitting incredibly still watching your kitten sleep soundly on his lap. He's barely breathing, turning to you when he sees you come in with awe in his eyes not unlike a child's. It definitely helped that his body runs warm and kitty just needed a place to nap.
Kaveh jumps the first time your cat hisses at him. He wasn't expecting that to happen since most animals warm up to him pretty quickly. Similar to Diluc, he knows not to force a relationship between himself and your kitten so he also takes his time to acclimate your cat to him.
Unlike Diluc I think your cat would warm up to him faster. Kaveh has absolutely great vibes and animals tend to follow him around because he also has a habit of feeding them if he can. This natural kindness is shown in the way he respects your cat's boundaries and the way he watches you care for the animal.
Your cat slowly explores Kaveh only if you're close to him. He has a bit more success if he's wearing something or has something you've recently worn draped over him but he's careful if your kitty starts circling around his feet. Even if it lightly nips or hisses at him he tries not to react too strongly, knowing that it's just trying to protect you and getting mad at it is just going to halt progress.
Eventually your cat starts to slowly enjoy sitting with Kaveh and watching him sketch. It doesn't interrupt his drawings but you notice it's eyes watching his pencil flit about. When it gets more comfortable it might tentatively bat at it, Kaveh carefully picking it up and depositing it into your lap to avoid any actual damage being done to his work.
Rafayel is incredibly dramatic and because you know he's afraid of cats you've decided to keep your cat away from him. That was mostly successful until one day he came in as you were getting dressed in your room. You knew he'd be coming over and you forgot that he could just let himself in and quickly tried to make yourself decent the second you heard his screaming.
You're ready to attack whatever it is that made him lose his composure, thinking you're ready to go face to face with a Wanderer when you find him crouched on top a kitchen counter glaring daggers at you. He knew you had a cat and was under the impression that since you knew he was coming today you would have put it away.
In a weird way he tells you he's glad that your cat isn't "trying to trick him" by being cute and cuddly. He's very adamant about not touching your cat and keeping his distance away from the "creature". You'd have to convince him to touch your cat but that only happens once your cat actually calms down in his presence. It sees how you act around him and over time realises that you care a lot about him.
It takes some more time but your cat and boyfriend have some sort of peace treaty with each other that's never actually communicated. They relatively leave each other alone and tolerate each other's presence only for you.
#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#diluc x reader#diluc ragnvindr x reader#kaveh x reader#rafayel x reader#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader
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You jest but this is the internal dialogue in my brain whenever I see a post that paints one of my favourite characters in a better light than it should.
I don't really care how people ship/self-ship but sometimes it's fun to imagine those "Imagine..." or "Dating X" lists where the character is an asshole from a realistic perspective that reflects characters' intentions.
X would cheat on you. X has parasocial rivalry with a guy he will never put away for you. X would lie to and gaslight you. X would not feel the same type of love. X would yell at you when pissed off. X is a bitch and you will not fix him.
#it was also very funny when id (extremely rarely) write fanfiction#because id often turn to my FP/ex and go 'i really want _situation_ to happen but this way to get to it is so long-winded and itd be way#faster if he just _an action; for example touch as a manipulation tactic or a way to put pressure on someone_. This is annoying.'#and hed go 'Well then just make him do it?' and Id go 'No. No I just know that hed punch me instead.'#i tried to think of any event like this happening when i ran a Dead By Daylight imagines blog but actually#i dont think there was ever an ask that would prompt me to be like 'bestie im gonna be real with you rn that would not happen.'#on the other hand ironically enough when i was a mod of Dirty BG3 Confessions i felt like i might explode very often#and i couldnt even say anything. there were so many confessions that made me think 'They wouldnt do that. Theyd gaslight you.'#and PLEASE i want to make it clear that that is not a dig at any of the characters. nor at people who want them carnally.#i just think that when you want a guy you should understand the baggage they come with.#like im not saying im superior but i am saying that my personal approach is 'Yes I do want them carnally. Yes Im aware they would definitel#emotionally abuse me and might abuse me physically later. Hope this helps.'
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rgg was real for insinuating treasurers are batshit insane
#snap chats#dangerous combo i was thinking about mine this morning but i also opened my canvas and forgot i had plans to draw jo yesterday#and im not mustering the will to make the post ive wanted to make for months in that I Think They'd Get Along#i think they should have bursts of violence together itd be a healthy team building exercise#theyd get along until mine found out jo left his baby in a locker and then i think we're watching the bloodiest beat down of the century#either that or the roast of the century. he might not be swinging but he's still doing maximum emotional damage#jo aint even denying that shit either he gonna let mine kick the shit outta him cause he knows he deserves it#but yeah very funny neither of them got proper education in economics yet they're left to manage funds#yeah i trust these *orphaned bitches to do my taxes. whats the worst that could happen#*technically jo aint an orphan hes a runaway but he still parentless im running with it#they'd both also get a stroke over aoki and daigo being an item. for one reason or another#ive compared mine to aoki but now the cursed option of comparing him to his dad#mental illness really does take you places you never wouldve imagined otherwise i need to be put down#i must draw them together but i cant think of anything.... very awful...#all i can imagine is sawashiro in goofy j-drama scenarios with the arakawas... its just too easy to imagine#esp after all ive done is watch tsutsumi in cutesy dramas and movies.... actual darlings for charas he plays. sometimes#im getting off topic ok bye
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