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Loki Laufeyson x male reader
(They/them is used for Loki)
Loki was always insistent that they had no interest in bland mortal clothes. They wore what they had to not because they liked it but because apparently being adorned in green silk and golden armor was too flamboyant by Midgard standards. A shame really, but alas it was the price to pay for hiding in plain sight. Their lover always said they looked great in anything, from a three piece suit, to a free flowing sundress, to even a simple pair of baggy pajama pants. And while all those outfits were... fine... Loki had to admit there was one piece of mortal clothing they did truly enjoy. To be specific, they meant the worn out sweatshirt their love would accidentally leave behind when in a rush to get to work. Not that he knew of course, they made sure to toss it back in place before he came home. They wouldn't be caught dead indulging in such a... preposterous piece of cloth. (Little did they know their love was not blind to the ever vanishing sweater, but rather purposeful in his placement.)
#clothes sharing... but one of them is embarrassed LMAO#who could like such plain mortal clothes? totally not loki... wearing a suspiciously plain mortal sweatshirt#loki laufeyson#loki marvel#marvel#male reader#m!reader#my writing#mw#x male reader#drabble#loki x male reader#loki x m!reader#imagine#tooooootally not inspired by my bf stealing my sweater#seeing her in it was so cute aidehryfbhujdfg#I mean whaaaaaaaat?
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Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):
Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:
#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus#but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣!#he’d be all listen#I had world saving sex#of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list#😏😉😇#*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch*#WAIT WHAT ????!!#😱😬🧐😳#regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!?#*backs slowly out of the room*#*watching Sirius’ face*#*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck#*how did this happen??*#*more importantly why did this happen?*#*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself*#also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!*#Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!!#Reggie? the less good looking bro???#surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!!#the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there#(involves the scarlet pimpernel)
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Rise August Art Challenge Day 4: Yokai
Redraw of this random bg character from witch town that I thought looked cool :)
Actual screenshots of her from the show below the cut
#Whaaaaaaaat what do you mean Im late to posting this and its already the 5th???#I have no idea what youre talking about#Ive drawn this character before btw#but that was way too long ago there is no way in hell im posting it#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise august art challenge#rise august#once again I was going to put more effort into this but my brain didnt let me
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I make a depressing playlist, I put rE-LibErAtioN pLus+ by kenta-v.ez. on it
I make a joyous playlist, I put rE-LibErAtioN pLus+ by kenta-v.ez. on it
Thank you Mr. kenta-v.ez.
#im in the middle of a violent spiral and im trying to distract so i dont hurt myself#i mean whaaaaaaaat#go listen to the first hardcore syndrome right now#kenta-v.ez.#hardcore tano*c#hardcore syndrome#also ive never made a playlist in my fucking life this post is a lie
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gotten to the point with japanese where i'm reading sentences containing kanji tat, about a year ago, would've looked like mini cities from birds eye view. 電車 for example. means train but if u squint that's just a block of white lmao
#or maybe the kanji wanikani is teaching me now is kanji that is different enough in stroke count to hiragana that it looks crazy#it gave me a sentence for 電車 which was#朝の電車の時間のスケジュールは、この紙を見て下さい。#which just means please look at this paper for morning train schedule times#but some of those kanji sitting next to the hiragana look wild#like#i'm tapping into my pre-started-learning-japanese mind rn#and it's saying like#whaaaaaaaat how can u even tell what those characters are they're so small and full of tiny lines!!!#and yes i know there are kanji with more strokes i am aware i'm saying this on only level 8 of 60#but still#it makes me feel cool knowing my past self would be freaking out about it
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Tbh 💿anon answer kind of gave vibes of if b is a Momo replica or not
whaaaaaat
🏃🏻💨💨💨
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I associate you with Rainbow Dash
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that’s so real omfg why does this happen
why does anticipation tickle. like if you hover your fingers above my stomach or sides and wiggle them it tickles nearly as much as contact
#lee mood in the morning#tickle community#tfb#sfw interaction only#tree is lee again#actually dying#need someone to hover their wiggling fingers over my spots and then wreck my shit#I mean whaaaaaaaat#don’t read the tags they aren’t real#anticipation#tword anticipation#reblogs
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deal or no deal (mark lee smau)
6) “i like you.” (written chapter) 888w
- game day -
“technically, me going to the game with mingi means you have to get some sharpie on that forehead.” you yell to mark in the other room, probably panicking to get ready considering it was 7pm and the game starts at 8. the routine of bangs which follow by a pained hiss confirm your thoughts.
“you okay in there mark?” natty shares your laughter as mark curses at you both from the doorway.
finally coming through the door in his green and black basketball jersey, mark stumbles across the kitchen of the boys’ frat house, house keys twirling round his finger. “technically, you and mingi aren’t even going on a date, let alone is he your boyfriend, just wait till i score a 3 pointer tonight.” he’s smug. you hate it.
“you won’t.” you reply but he only winks at you, heading outside to the minivan where chenle and the rest of the team are waiting.
once you make it to the SKU campus, you feel nothing but a pang of nerves cascading across your chest, nerves that have nothing to do with the result of the game.
“you can drop me here,” you call to jeno, who was driving, “mingi said he’d meet me outside, thanks jen.”
you wave goodbye to natty, jeno and donghyuck, straightening down your hair and wondering what is causing you to be so nervous meeting a man you’d known for over a year.
that was until, you saw his face infront of you.
“hey.”
“hey.”
never in your life had you experienced anything as awkward as this moment. wishing the band or anyone was with you.
“so, uh, you wanna take our seats?” you ask and he nods, not saying a single word until you enter the stands.
“you look really nice, yn.”
what.
whaaaaaaaat.
“what?”
he laughs a laugh u wish you will never witness again in your lifetime unless your with him, you nearly melt in your seat. “i said you look really nice.” he’s still laughing but you don’t find anything funny right now. you want to go home, back to the dorm with natty and julie where you can squeal to your hearts desire. instead, you have to hold yourself back, sufficing with a quick ‘thank you’ and turning your head back to the game as the cheerleaders run onto court.
you spot julie in her uniform, giving her a wave and giggling as she smiles back.
you forget completely about the man beside you.
“you’re friends with julie?” he asks. brows furrowing.
“yeah, she’s my roommate. why?”
“nothing.”
weird.
you soon realise you hadn’t messaged mark or chenle to wish them luck on the game. pulling out your phone, you find the groupchat , sending them a text and shoving your phone back into your pocket; hands clammy and shaking. you were so nervous.
throughout the game, mingi had said nothing but a few comments, occasionally criticising the play or yelling out chants everytime NCU scored. you couldn’t help but wonder why he had invited you in the first place, his sudden lack of disrespect towards you baffling and without reason.
that was until half time.
as you return to your seat from a quick bathroom break, mingi turns to you, eyes set on your own.
“look yn, i need to talk to you.”
you nod in reply.
“what’s going on between you and mark?”
you’re confused. is he asking if you’re dating? you and mark get that alot but from him… he has no reason to ask that.
“we’re just friends. why?”
“i like you.”
oh.
it’s sudden, unexpected.
he didn’t hesitate.
you’re stuck in place, eyes unable to drift to his, mouth unable to close.
he’s everything you’ve ever wanted. lead guitarist of your college band, second most popular guy on campus (after jeno of course), and here he was telling you the three words you’d been waiting and waiting to hear.
and yet all you can think about is how you will win that stupid bet.
“you don’t have to reply, not yet.” he continues, “i just want you to know.”
your mind draws back to the practice you had in mingis garage where you first played your new solo, it was then. that was when his attitude changed. that was when he started liking you. only, you struggled to understand why.
after the game, you waved goodbye to mingi as you clambered back into the car with jeno, hyuck and natty, mark and chenle joining you after their win against SKU. if you were being honest, you weren’t watching the second half of the game, mind fixated on the three words mingi had told you. the three words that would be running in your mind over and over and over and-
“yn?” mark calls out from the seat next to you, a look of worry plastered on his face. why is he worried? he should be ecstatic right now? “you okay? you haven’t said a word.”
“oh sorry, im fine.”
mark knows you, and he knows you are in fact, not fine. but he dismisses it anyway, keeping a reminder to himself to ask you later.
the drive back to the house is loud and embodies the atmosphere of party, crammed somewhat illegally in the back of jenos car, the boys singing chants and natty cheering alongside them.
you should be happy, but your not.
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I mean whaaaaaaaat
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i’ve clicked on a couple so far and none of them seem that good,,, i’m gonna keep scrolling til i find a decent one
self indulgence (you can guess where i searched this up lmao)
ahh, yes, the endless abyss of no good verosika ai’s
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Me any time I've really super duper made a yet to be revealed plot development obvious, but still get people who go "WHAAAAAAAAT!?" because let's be real, being able to do that but also get the added benefit of folks who are satisfied because they successfully connected the dots ahead of time??????
This is what it means to have cake and eat it too.
And boy, do I love ass.
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Show, Don’t Tell
The Owl House - lee!Luz, lee!Hunter, lee!Amity, ler!Camila, ler!Willow, ler!Gus, ler!Luz - [read on ao3]
Summary: Camila shows the rest of the Hexsquad a way she used to calm down / cheer up Luz during a scary movie when she was little. Soon, more of the Hexsquad reveal themselves to share the same weakness.
A/N: I come to bring you sweet owl house tickles, takes place during thanks to them
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“Si, and any time Luz was too scared—she always tried so hard to be brave! We always used to help cheer her up with—”
“Whoa! Mama, you don’t have to tell them about—”
“No, tell us! What is it?” Amity asked, a curious smile on her face at Luz’s blurted attempt to silence the story. Luz stared back at her with blushing cheeks before the eyes turned back to her mother a moment later.
“You’re right.. I shouldn’t tell them.” Camila said calmly. She waited for Luz to lose a bit of the tension from her shoulders, ler her guard down just a little… “I should show them!” She leapt toward her daughter with a war cry. Luz scrambled backward on the couch with a shriek of giggling terror.
“No! Mama! Dohohohohohohohon’t!” Luz cried, laughing already as she feebly fought to block the advancing, tickling hands. “Oh nohohohoho! Behehehetrayal!” She cackled as Camila got to her sides, pinching up along them to her ribs. Luz clutched at her wrists as she laughed, squishing herself further back into the couch.
“You see, Luz here is quite ticklish. Never fails to put a smile on her face!” Camila explained to the grinning witch teens as they watched on.
Luz’s face burned with embarrassment as she laughed and laughed, until finally her mother pulled back a minute later with a proud grin on her face. “Tadaa—Smiley Luz!”
“Moooom.” Luz whined through lingering laughter as she covered her face.
“Did you kids have this in the Demon Realm?” Camila asked next as Luz caught her breath.
Willow and Gus nodded with a familiar smile.
“My dad sometimes used to do that when I was growing up.”
“My dads too.”
“Heh, my parents never would have done anything like that, but, the twins...” Amity responded with a shudder at the memories. “They were pretty mean when it came to tickling growing up.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, it’s not very fun when someone takes it too far.” Camila assured her. “Luz doesn’t mind as long as—”
“Mama! Please!” Luz protested with a nervous smile.
One of the group continued to watch on confused, a strange smile working its way onto his face at the unfamiliar display of affection and sudden laughter.
“What, um…” Hunter spoke up a few moments later. “What is that?”
“Whaaaaaaaat?” Gus gasped dramatically, spinning to face Hunter. “Are you serious right now!?”
Hunter blushed a little at the attention as eyes converged on him. “Yeah, I uh, I’ve never seen someone do that before.”
“So you don’t know if you’re ticklish?” Willow asked gently.
“If I’m..? No...” Hunter looked to Luz, who had mostly returned to her normal composure and breathing. “Is it… Fun?”
Luz’s cheeks blossomed with redness at his question and she looked away. The whole group chuckled at that.
“Yes, it’s just a way of playing or bonding with someone. Lots of families or friends do it.” Camila explained, placing a hand on his shoulder. “I bet some of your friends here can help you find out.” She winked.
Everyone was smiling as she stood and announced. “I’m going to go make some popcorn and snacks for the movie, okay mijas?” Then, she made her way to the kitchen.
“Well, what do you think, do you want to try?” Willow asked, grinning at Hunter as she moved in closer on the couch.
Hunter swallowed, looking between her and Gus, who gave him a similar look. “S-Sure.”
Luz smiled at him reassuringly, then scooted out of the way so that Willow and Gus could get closer on either side of him. She turned to Amity, who was watching her with a blush of her own.
“A-Alright. What should I..?” Hunter looked between his two friends. Each got in close on one of his sides.
“Put your arms around us, like a hug!” Willow suggested.
Hunter blushed further, but then did as he was told.
“So.. there’s a few general hotspots that most people are ticklish.” Willow explained as she brought one hand up into view to get Hunter’s attention. “For example.” She brought down a wiggling claw hand, just over the middle of Hunter’s stomach.
Hunter jumped at the contact, a strange, unfamiliar sensation that made him want to shout. He reeled back with a wide grin, tightening his grip on his friend’s shoulders to keep from pulling his arms in. She kept tickling, light but persistent. Hunter couldn’t hold back the giggles long as they formed in his throat. Laughter still felt somewhat foreign on his lips, but this felt almost natural. “Wha-whahat- hehe- what is thihihihis?”
“Looks like you’re ticklish, buddy!” Gus cheered with a grin.
“Here’s another spot a lot of people are ticklish.” Willow pulled away her tickling hand, only to bring it back to poke into Hunter’s ribs. He jumped away from the touch, his body flinching toward Gus. Soon, he was met with a poke from that side as well as the other witch joined in the teasing.
“Ehehehhe it feheheeheels weheheird!” Hunter said through his laughter.
“Good weird? Or bad weird?” Willow asked.
“I-hehehehe I’m not suhuhure yehehhet!” He answered honestly, a little overwhelmed at the potency of the sensation.
“Here’s another spot a lot of people are ticklish.” She wiggled two fingers under his arm and Hunter yelped. His arm tugged back and slammed into Willow’s shoulder where she had him lightly pinned to the couch.
Gus moved his own hand up and started to poke around the other armpit, and Hunter laughed outright.
“Ahahahaha! Wahahaha- not thehehehere!” He gasped, wishing for a moment he could crawl out of his skin to escape the strong, intruding buzz of ticklish sensation.
The two of them stopped. “Sorry, too much?” Willow asked.
“No, just… that was a bad spot, I guess.” Hunter replied. “It’s fine.” Then, he continued, assuring them. “It was kinda.. fun. Is there… other spots people can be ticklish?”
Willow’s smile brightened. “Of course! Let’s try somewhere else. Let us know if it’s too bad a spot again, okay?”
“Okay..” Hunter nodded. “Hey, why are you grabbing my feet, Gus?”
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Meanwhile, as Luz turned to Amity. “So, you said the twins were pretty bad, huh?”
Amity’s blush grew. She looked at the ceiling. “H-heh, yeah.”
“So I guess that means you’re pret-ty ticklish.”
The blush covered her entire face.
“Don’t worry, I don’t wanna do anything that makes you uncomfortable.” Luz leaned in, whispering. “But if you’d be okay with it, I’d love to try it some time.”
Amity giggled in anticipation. “T-That would be fine. I trust you.”
“Like…. Maybe now?” Luz smirked, giving her a playful look.
Amity nodded, already letting out small laughs. And Luz pounced, only to bring one slow, gentle hand down to poke at her twitching tummy.
“Hehehehe- AHH! Heheh!” Amity giggled, shouting out a little laugh at every new poke. Her laughter joined Hunter’s, and Camila smiled as she prepared snacks in the next room.
#tickle fic#toh fluff#human realm shenanigans#toh tickling#the owl house tickles#mine#my fic#my fics#fluff#toh#the owl house#amity blight#luz noceda#camila noceda#I’m sorry guys I forgot vee oh my god#oops#willow park#Gus porter#hunter#lee!hunter#lee!luz#lee!amity#ticklish!luz#ticklish!amity#ticklish!hunter#huntlow#lumity#ler!camila#hexsquad#Human realm
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i cannot wait to fuck that blacksmithi mean WHAAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT WHO SAID THAAAAAT 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
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Izumi Iori - IDOL STAR LIVE 2023 RabbiChat
Iori: Nikaidou-san, there is something I want to tell you.
Iori: Reply when you are free.
Yamato: Done with work
Yamato: Done with the shooting and in the dressing room right now
Yamato: Did something happen at the dorm? Are you alright?
Iori: Yesterday, you’re loitering around without your loungewear after taking a bath again.
Iori: I received a tipoff from Nii-san.
Yamato: W-whaaaaaaaat!!
Yamato: So that was it!! That scared me. I thought something happened there!
Yamato: I’m glad!
Iori: What do you mean, “what”!!
It’s a huge incident!
Iori: Nii-san has warned you many times not to loiter around while looking like that! (angry) (angry)
Yamato: Like wearing only my underpants? (laugh)
Yamato: Yesterday, I forgot to bring it with me to the bathroom. I’ll be more careful next time!
Iori: Do you mean it?
Iori: I’ll tell Nii-san that I’ve reminded you.
Yamato: Sure. Tell Mitsu I’m sorry!
Iori: I’m saying that it’ll be troubling if you feel chilly and then catch a cold.
You’re our leader.
Yamato: Eeeeeeh Ichi you’re so kind!
Yamato: You’re worried about me. Thanks!
Yamato:
Iori: Please stop using that stamp!
Iori:
Iori: Since the first day of the group's formation, you’ve shown us that you’re very approachable. I’ve understood how the group is united.
Iori: However. As the group’s leader, I’m giving you advice.
Yamato: Ichi
Iori: Yes
Yamato: You really have it all together aside from the surprising fact that you’re looking after us…
Iori: W-what are you implying now all of a sudden…
Yamato: I heard from Manager that you gave a lot of advice on our princely outfits, right?
She said that it’ll show off IDOLiSH7’s individuality.
Iori: That’s
Iori: Since idol-like princes are a common theme, I believe that the members’ individuality should be strongly shown.
Yamato: That’s really awesome. It’s like you’re giving advice on my outfit
Iori: I agree. We talked about how to bring out your adult charm, so we should make it simpler compared to the other members.
Also changing your signature glasses will surely change someone’s perception of you.
Iori: You prefer simple things too, don’t you?
Yamato: Ichi, tell me anything you want.
Iori: What now?!
Yamato: Well I used to wear a lot of cute outfits…
I get it if it’s Mitsu or Riku…
Yamato: I was deeply moved that someone else understands me…
Iori: Well, I agree that it fits Nii-san and Nanase-san the most.
Iori: Next time your next outfit will be on the cute side.
Yamato: Ichi~! 😭
Iori: It’s a joke. I do think it fits you as well.
Yamato: Are you praising me?
Iori: No, it’s an objective analysis.
Yamato: Analysis, huh~
Yamato: You’re checking on their outfit too, not just mine…
Your exam is coming, right? Wouldn’t that be a burden?
Iori: It’s not going to be a problem as I study regularly.
Iori: Thanks to you-know-who, it became a review for me as well.
Yamato: You-know-who (laugh)
Yamato: Alright. This nii-san will eagerly make tomorrow's chara-ben for the hardworking students
Iori: Thank you.
Iori: I can always tell your eagerness in making the bento for us.
Yamato: Whoa, this is kinda embarrassing (laugh)
Iori: I’ll look forward to it.
Iori:
Yamato:
#idolish7#i7#rabbitchat#rabbichat#idol star live 2023#idol star live#izumi iori#iori izumi#nikaidou yamato#nikaido yamato#yamato nikaido#yamato nikaidou#english translation#translation#english
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Fine I guess I'll do it. Chapter 0 and 1 of my totally real fangan
TW: KYS jokes, stupid jokes and absolute chaos
Danganronpa: Stinky Idiots
Cast:
Leanna - Ultimate Total Roblox Drama Contestant
Emily Smith - Ultimate Dumb Blonde
Kanade Otonokoji - Ultimate Guitarist
OJ - Ultimate Breakfast Beverage
Art the Clown - Ultimate Silly Clown
Salt and Vinegar Pringles - Ultimate Chips
Covid 19 - Ultimate Contagious Disease
Mr. Beast - Ultimate Controversy
Barbara - Ultimate Grandma
🥵 - Ultimate Horny Emoji
Ace Corbyn - Ultimate Chess Player
Monokuma - Ultimate Mascot
Ibuprofen - Ultimate Nonsteroidal Anti-inflammatory Painkilling Drug
Kokichi Oma - Ultimate Supreme Leader
Monika - Ultimate Literature Club Member
Mukuro Ikusaba - Ultimate 16th Student
Chapter 0
Leanna wakes up iconically
Leanna: Ughuguuguhufguguhgufdgsusdgidjdadsgdusahudhuag… Where the hell am I?
Emily: Omg hi. Who are you, what is your name?
Leanna: Leanna pookie. What about you?
Emily: Oooh, I'm Emily. Nice to meet you, Lebanon!
Leanna: It's Leanna.
Emily: Gotcha! Do you know where we are? I looked around a little, and this place doesn’t look like my room!
Ace: Of course it doesn’t. You would be lucky to live in a place like this.
Emily: …
Leanna: …
Ace: …
Leanna: Who the fuck are you?
Ace: Ace. And don’t give me that attitude.
Emily: Ass? That is a pretty rude name! Who would name their child that!
Ace: … You are so dumb, you make me wanna kill myself.
Leanna: Maybe you should. Asshole.
Kanadead and Kokishit show up
Kanade: Oh! There are people here..
Kokichi: Ooooooooh. This totally doesn’t look familiar at all!
Leanna: Who are you people?
Kanade: Im Kanade Otonokoji.. The uhh Ultimate Guitarist. I am super innocent! And I am uwu kawai desu!
Ace: Kill yourself.
Kokichi: Death threats already! I love death, people dying and being tortured and stuff. Blood blood, gore gore, I love it! I'm not lying, haha!
Leanna: Girl what- Anyways don’t listen to him, he is an asshole.
Emily: Yeah! Especially since his name is Ass, so it makes sense!
Kanade: That name is not very kind and kawai..
Kokichi: Hey guys, I'm the one that brought you guys here! JK I lied, hahaha, that makes me a compelling character right?
Ace: No.
Eventually more people, and.. things, show up.
OJ: Hi, I'm OJ, orange juice if you guys couldn’t tell. And I am a breakfast beverage, though you could still drink me any other time, and I-
Ace: Shut up.
OJ: Ok-
Art: :D
Covid 19: OOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHO, I can infect you all! And no, I'm not lying like that grape thing!
Ibuprofen: Use me to cure your pain, headaches, general aches, depression, and-
🥵: IM HORNYYYYY~~~~~
Leanna: What the hell is even going on here-
Mukuro: I am Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school, the one they call the Ultimate Despair, watch out for me.
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhuhu, I’m here too! But I'm not the mastermind, so whaaaaaaaat is going oooononononononno~
Monika: Hello there! Welcome to my literature clu- Wait, where the hell am I?!?!?!!?
Mr. Beast: What’s up guys, welcome to my new video! Today I put random characters into a killing game! The winner gets…. to live!
Pringles: I exist.
End of Chapter 0
Chapter 1
Leanna: Ok guys, I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. And no, I don't mean Ace.
Ace: You of all people should not be talking about elephants when you are built like a Titanic.
Leanna: I swear to god I am gonna kill this bitch- Anyways-
Ibuprofen: Killing is not good, but what is good is being healthy. Buy Nurofen Ibuprofen tablets on Amazon for only 4.25 pounds-
Emily: Wait a second guys, I think we are in a murdering activity or something. We have to work together to overcome this dispatch!
Mukuro: Don’t you mean despair?
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhu, I wonder who will die first~
Monika: No one is gonna die!
🥵: Aughhhh~
Kanade: Stop being horny! That is not kawai desu..
Kokichi: Waitttt, aren’t we missing someone? There are only 15 of us here.
Mr. Beast: Oh yeah, there is a grandma currently sleeping in her room. Her name is Barbara! She will probably not win this game, it will be one of my bros!
Covid 19: Muahahahahaha, she is all alone! She will die! HAHAAHJSHIAUGuigdwbsiauhbdhksbdauwbhsjah
Emily: That is so real of you!
Lights turn off randomly.
Leanna: What is going on pookies? Is someone slaying?
Art: 🥰
Lights turn back on, and only few people are in the area.
Kanade: Omg, where is everyone uwu
Leanna: I don’t know. There is me, you, this clown guy, and Monika.
Emily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIUCDANJNSIDBJASBDLI
Art: 😮
Monika: That was Emily…
Leanna: Her voice came from.. Barbara’s room!
Monika: Do you think someone is hanging out there?
Kanade: …
Leanna: I swear if we go there and find someone hanging..
They headed to Barbara’s room, and there they found…
MONOKUMA DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A GUNSHOT IN THE HEAD.
Oh and Barbara was still sleeping lol
Emily: NOOINoOSNDonwoibdoanoibn!!!!
Leanna: Oh shit. Someone slayed.
Kokichi: Omg who did that lol
Ace: I know who did it because I am smart, rude and cool. But I won’t tell because I am bored.
Art: 😜
🥵: Aughh~ Im so horny~
OJ: How can you be horny when someone literally fucking died.
Mukuro: I mean, there is no real loss here, it's just a stupid robot bear.
Emily: OMG THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!! Save the planet you guys!!!!
Ibuprofen: Uhh, anyways, does anyone need drugs?
Covid 19: NO EW! WHY DIDN’T THIS THING DIE!?
Kanade: I know who it is. So the chapter 1 deaths usually set the tone for the killing game, meaning the creator wanted to kill off characters that you wouldn’t really expect to die. Or the character’s they just don’t like. Meaning the main suspects are Emily, Kokichi, Ace or Leanna. But it could also be Barbara since the murder did happen in her room, so yeah.
Mukuro: That makes sense I guess.
Barbara: Yawn, oh hello kids. What is going on?
Ace: Someone died in your room.
Barbara: Oh dear.. Well I saw who did it.
Monika: Weren’t you asleep?
Barbara: Oh I didn’t sleep all the time dear. Anyways.. The killer was that purple boy over there. He pulled out a gun from nowhere and shot the bear…
Kokichi: Whaaaaaa, that did not happen. Ok fine, I am the culprit. I did it. Maybe I did it… Maybe I didn’t… You will never know nehehe…
Mr. Beast: Everyone voted Kokichi Oma, and….. He is the culprit!!!!
Kokichi: Bro what? We are not even on the trial. And I didn’t even get to have a monologue about why lying is good, I didn’t get to redeem myself at the last second, and I didn’t get to lie or anything…
Leanna: You did not eat pookie.
Ace: I know you ate the entirety of the cafeteria.
Leanna: That’s it.
Leanna started to fight with Ace. While Kokichi was dragged to get executed.
Kokichi was put in a saw trap, and all he had to do was tell the truth about his pet goldfish. He decided to lie, and got electrocuted and died.
Pringles: I still exist.
Emily: I… This is terrible! I don’t like you guys anymore!
Y/N- I mean Emily flew down the hall, with tears running from her diamond blue orbs, not looking back again…
End of chapter 1
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