#I mean whaaaaaaaat?

[mymreaderlibrary]

Loki Laufeyson x male reader

(They/them is used for Loki)

Loki was always insistent that they had no interest in bland mortal clothes. They wore what they had to not because they liked it but because apparently being adorned in green silk and golden armor was too flamboyant by Midgard standards. A shame really, but alas it was the price to pay for hiding in plain sight. Their lover always said they looked great in anything, from a three piece suit, to a free flowing sundress, to even a simple pair of baggy pajama pants. And while all those outfits were... fine... Loki had to admit there was one piece of mortal clothing they did truly enjoy. To be specific, they meant the worn out sweatshirt their love would accidentally leave behind when in a rush to get to work. Not that he knew of course, they made sure to toss it back in place before he came home. They wouldn't be caught dead indulging in such a... preposterous piece of cloth. (Little did they know their love was not blind to the ever vanishing sweater, but rather purposeful in his placement.)

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

[auggiedrawsturts]

Rise August Art Challenge Day 4: Yokai

Redraw of this random bg character from witch town that I thought looked cool :)

Actual screenshots of her from the show below the cut

[azrael-5]

I make a depressing playlist, I put rE-LibErAtioN pLus+ by kenta-v.ez. on it

I make a joyous playlist, I put rE-LibErAtioN pLus+ by kenta-v.ez. on it

Thank you Mr. kenta-v.ez.

[cry4mina]

Tbh 💿anon answer kind of gave vibes of if b is a Momo replica or not

whaaaaaat

🏃🏻💨💨💨

[zoominballs]

I associate you with Rainbow Dash

👍

[theoncelee]

that’s so real omfg why does this happen

why does anticipation tickle. like if you hover your fingers above my stomach or sides and wiggle them it tickles nearly as much as contact

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 109... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

This chapter was quite an interesting one...! 🤔 Especially with how it ended...!! 😲

This our first chapter of the year and did not disappoint...!! So let's us discuss this chapter shall we...? 👍

So, this chapter begins like this:

MELINDA STOP, THAT'S SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!! 💗😆

I just love the fact that Yor told Melinda about Loid's "concussive therapy" in the last chapter and because of that, we now get this gem of a reaction from her meeting Loid for the first time...!! 💗🤭💗

After that, it's time for Melinda's therapy session with Twilight...! Melinda tells him that Yor is the reason that she decided to come in, which Twilight acknowledges as an inadvertent assistance from Yor for the mission. After that, Loid lists off all of Melinda's symptoms and asks what might've triggered them, but she doesn't respond... Loid then tries to reassure her, which led to Melinda to say this to him:

Melinda... 🥲

After that, Twilight ponders why Melinda does not consider herself as a lively person, but she's still too anxious to give a full answer... So Twilight tries to reassure her again, but this time...:

It feels completely unsettling to me...!! 😰 Like, the way Twilight's drawn here with his inner thoughts just gives me bad vibes, but that's the thing with the characters of this series, most of them are grey characters...! Twilight may want to make a better world, but in order for him to achieve this as a spy, he has to do things like manipulation in order get the information he needs to help stop people like Donovan Desmond from causing more harm... And though he's only thinking of his mission currently, we have seen him go against what would've been more beneficial to the mission before (like deciding not to kill Yuri for Yor's sake back in Mission 83), so it's definitely possible that Twilight won't push Melinda too far, but we'll have to wait and see...!

Moving on, after sending her bodyguard Nora away, Melinda remarks that Twilight doesn't seem like a doctor (which immediately made me scared for a second that she might've figured out that Twilight was a spy) and proceeds to mention that she was a patient at Twilight's hospital a long time ago...:

Melinda then tells Twilight that she's here as a mother and a wife, which makes him come to that conclusion to ask if her distress involves her family, and then Melinda asks Twilight...:

HIS REACTION TO HER QUESTION GOT ME CACKLING!! 👏🤣🤣🤣

Twilight not knowing how to respond to that tries to figure out the best thing to say here by saying that he too is interested in UFOs, but it doesn't seem to work, so asks if UFOs have anything to do with Melinda's family, and her response was THIS:

WHAAAAAAAAT!?!? 😵

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!? 😱 DOES THIS CONFIRM THAT DONOVAN HAS POWERS LIKE ANYA, OR COULD SHE BE IMPLYING THAT THE "REAL" DONOVAN WAS REPLACED BY AN ALIEN...?! I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT COULD BE...!! 😫

And well, that was the end of the chapter and, uh... I have SO MANY questions right now...!! 😵 I honestly don't what to believe at this moment, but I think I'm still leaning on the idea of Donovan having psychic powers like Anya...!! It just makes too much sense at this point!!! 👀

I don't know what's gonna happen in the next chapter, but whatever it is, it's gonna be ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!! 😲 So until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! PEACE!! ✌😁

[yutarot]

deal or no deal (mark lee smau)

6) “i like you.” (written chapter) 888w

- game day -

“technically, me going to the game with mingi means you have to get some sharpie on that forehead.” you yell to mark in the other room, probably panicking to get ready considering it was 7pm and the game starts at 8. the routine of bangs which follow by a pained hiss confirm your thoughts.

“you okay in there mark?” natty shares your laughter as mark curses at you both from the doorway.

finally coming through the door in his green and black basketball jersey, mark stumbles across the kitchen of the boys’ frat house, house keys twirling round his finger. “technically, you and mingi aren’t even going on a date, let alone is he your boyfriend, just wait till i score a 3 pointer tonight.” he’s smug. you hate it.

“you won’t.” you reply but he only winks at you, heading outside to the minivan where chenle and the rest of the team are waiting.

once you make it to the SKU campus, you feel nothing but a pang of nerves cascading across your chest, nerves that have nothing to do with the result of the game.

“you can drop me here,” you call to jeno, who was driving, “mingi said he’d meet me outside, thanks jen.”

you wave goodbye to natty, jeno and donghyuck, straightening down your hair and wondering what is causing you to be so nervous meeting a man you’d known for over a year.

that was until, you saw his face infront of you.

“hey.”

“hey.”

never in your life had you experienced anything as awkward as this moment. wishing the band or anyone was with you.

“so, uh, you wanna take our seats?” you ask and he nods, not saying a single word until you enter the stands.

“you look really nice, yn.”

what.

whaaaaaaaat.

“what?”

he laughs a laugh u wish you will never witness again in your lifetime unless your with him, you nearly melt in your seat. “i said you look really nice.” he’s still laughing but you don’t find anything funny right now. you want to go home, back to the dorm with natty and julie where you can squeal to your hearts desire. instead, you have to hold yourself back, sufficing with a quick ‘thank you’ and turning your head back to the game as the cheerleaders run onto court.

you spot julie in her uniform, giving her a wave and giggling as she smiles back.

you forget completely about the man beside you.

“you’re friends with julie?” he asks. brows furrowing.

“yeah, she’s my roommate. why?”

“nothing.”

weird.

you soon realise you hadn’t messaged mark or chenle to wish them luck on the game. pulling out your phone, you find the groupchat , sending them a text and shoving your phone back into your pocket; hands clammy and shaking. you were so nervous.

throughout the game, mingi had said nothing but a few comments, occasionally criticising the play or yelling out chants everytime NCU scored. you couldn’t help but wonder why he had invited you in the first place, his sudden lack of disrespect towards you baffling and without reason.

that was until half time.

as you return to your seat from a quick bathroom break, mingi turns to you, eyes set on your own.

“look yn, i need to talk to you.”

you nod in reply.

“what’s going on between you and mark?”

you’re confused. is he asking if you’re dating? you and mark get that alot but from him… he has no reason to ask that.

“we’re just friends. why?”

“i like you.”

oh.

it’s sudden, unexpected.

he didn’t hesitate.

you’re stuck in place, eyes unable to drift to his, mouth unable to close.

he’s everything you’ve ever wanted. lead guitarist of your college band, second most popular guy on campus (after jeno of course), and here he was telling you the three words you’d been waiting and waiting to hear.

and yet all you can think about is how you will win that stupid bet.

“you don’t have to reply, not yet.” he continues, “i just want you to know.”

your mind draws back to the practice you had in mingis garage where you first played your new solo, it was then. that was when his attitude changed. that was when he started liking you. only, you struggled to understand why.

after the game, you waved goodbye to mingi as you clambered back into the car with jeno, hyuck and natty, mark and chenle joining you after their win against SKU. if you were being honest, you weren’t watching the second half of the game, mind fixated on the three words mingi had told you. the three words that would be running in your mind over and over and over and-

“yn?” mark calls out from the seat next to you, a look of worry plastered on his face. why is he worried? he should be ecstatic right now? “you okay? you haven’t said a word.”

“oh sorry, im fine.”

mark knows you, and he knows you are in fact, not fine. but he dismisses it anyway, keeping a reminder to himself to ask you later.

the drive back to the house is loud and embodies the atmosphere of party, crammed somewhat illegally in the back of jenos car, the boys singing chants and natty cheering alongside them.

you should be happy, but your not.

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[galvynor]

I mean whaaaaaaaat

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

i’ve clicked on a couple so far and none of them seem that good,,, i’m gonna keep scrolling til i find a decent one

self indulgence (you can guess where i searched this up lmao)

ahh, yes, the endless abyss of no good verosika ai’s

[yuurivoice]

Me any time I've really super duper made a yet to be revealed plot development obvious, but still get people who go "WHAAAAAAAAT!?" because let's be real, being able to do that but also get the added benefit of folks who are satisfied because they successfully connected the dots ahead of time??????

This is what it means to have cake and eat it too.

And boy, do I love ass.

[neverpathia]

What happens if you flash the victim the look?

Voice of the Slasher: "Oooooh! Fun! Let's see, let's see! Might make this particular stabby-stabby a new, new experience!"

Voice of the Feral: "Nice thinking. Lure the prey in! And then we pounce."

The Victim: "Hey?"

Voice of the Superior: "Surely she would never be able to resist us, after all. We're divine."

Victim: "...What the hell are you doing standing there like that? Fuck off! Or kill me or something."

Narrator: "For once, I agree with the Maiden. Just what do you think you're planning?"

Voice of the Huntsman: "Yeah. The Look? What even is that?"

Feral: "What?"

Slasher: "Whaaaaaaaat?"

Superior: "How absurd."

Feral: "The Look. We've all used it."

Slasher: "Come on! It's been our perfect disguise! It makes us look so innocent, and so handsome, and definitely not like crazy blade murderers!"

Superior: "Surely...you don't mean to tell me that you've never used the Look, now?"

Slasher: "Even the kitty uses the Look!"

Feral: "Kitty? Where?"

Narrator: [sighs] "You're going to have to stop arguing with yourself and actually do something for once. It's now or never."

[Give her the Look.]

Narrator: "Okay. Fine. Whatever. You avert your gaze, relaxing your features in preparation. I hate to break it to you, but you look terrible right now."

Huntsman: "No wait, what are we even doing???"

Victim: [Snorts in amusement.]

Narrator: "The Maiden snorts in amusement."

Victim: "You know that's not gonna work again, right? We've been through this, like-"

Narrator: "And then...you flash the Maiden the Look."

Victim: "..."

Feral: "..."

Superior: "..."

Huntsman: "..."

Slasher: "Aaaaaaand?"

Narrator: "I don't want to say this. You're all just wasting your time."

Slasher: "Go onnnnnn. We can always get back to the killing later!"

Narrator: "...Alright. I guess this is my job." [Another long sigh.] "The Maiden stares at you, completely dumbstruck."

Victim: "No. No fucking way. He can't do this- God damn it that's- uuuuurrrrrgggghhhh!"

Narrator: "She immediately looks away as she groans in frustration. Her eyes are wide, her face completely flushed."

Victim: "Why is he hot, why is he hot, why is he hot, why is he hot, why is he fucking hot?! How is that fair?"

Slasher: "Oh! She likes us!! Yay!!"

Superior: "Just as she should. It's a miracle she's not grovelling at our feet right about now."

Narrator: "She buries her face in her hands. Or at least she tries to, but she can't exactly bring her left hand anywhere with that chain binding it."

Victim: "..."

Narrator: "She blushes. Furiously. She steals multiple sidelong glances at you, before quickly reminding herself that you are what you are and trying to hide away again. None of it successfully masks just how flustered she is."

Huntsman: "Is she...in love with us? What?"

Superior: "Ohoho, of course she is. After all, we-"

Victim: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I'm sorry, what the fuck is this? This is not fair. I want out. I hate you. A lot."

Narrator: "The Maiden thrashes and curses at the dirt as she tries to deny her lingering feelings for you. Okay. You've had your fun. Are you happy now?"

Slasher: "Hehe."

[thebest-medicine]

Show, Don’t Tell

The Owl House - lee!Luz, lee!Hunter, lee!Amity, ler!Camila, ler!Willow, ler!Gus, ler!Luz - [read on ao3]

Summary: Camila shows the rest of the Hexsquad a way she used to calm down / cheer up Luz during a scary movie when she was little. Soon, more of the Hexsquad reveal themselves to share the same weakness.

A/N: I come to bring you sweet owl house tickles, takes place during thanks to them

Words: 1.2k

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“Si, and any time Luz was too scared—she always tried so hard to be brave! We always used to help cheer her up with—”

“Whoa! Mama, you don’t have to tell them about—”

“No, tell us! What is it?” Amity asked, a curious smile on her face at Luz’s blurted attempt to silence the story. Luz stared back at her with blushing cheeks before the eyes turned back to her mother a moment later.

“You’re right.. I shouldn’t tell them.” Camila said calmly. She waited for Luz to lose a bit of the tension from her shoulders, ler her guard down just a little… “I should show them!” She leapt toward her daughter with a war cry. Luz scrambled backward on the couch with a shriek of giggling terror.

“No! Mama! Dohohohohohohohon’t!” Luz cried, laughing already as she feebly fought to block the advancing, tickling hands. “Oh nohohohoho! Behehehetrayal!” She cackled as Camila got to her sides, pinching up along them to her ribs. Luz clutched at her wrists as she laughed, squishing herself further back into the couch.

“You see, Luz here is quite ticklish. Never fails to put a smile on her face!” Camila explained to the grinning witch teens as they watched on.

Luz’s face burned with embarrassment as she laughed and laughed, until finally her mother pulled back a minute later with a proud grin on her face. “Tadaa—Smiley Luz!”

“Moooom.” Luz whined through lingering laughter as she covered her face.

“Did you kids have this in the Demon Realm?” Camila asked next as Luz caught her breath.

Willow and Gus nodded with a familiar smile.

“My dad sometimes used to do that when I was growing up.”

“My dads too.”

“Heh, my parents never would have done anything like that, but, the twins...” Amity responded with a shudder at the memories. “They were pretty mean when it came to tickling growing up.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, it’s not very fun when someone takes it too far.” Camila assured her. “Luz doesn’t mind as long as—”

“Mama! Please!” Luz protested with a nervous smile.

One of the group continued to watch on confused, a strange smile working its way onto his face at the unfamiliar display of affection and sudden laughter.

“What, um…” Hunter spoke up a few moments later. “What is that?”

“Whaaaaaaaat?” Gus gasped dramatically, spinning to face Hunter. “Are you serious right now!?”

Hunter blushed a little at the attention as eyes converged on him. “Yeah, I uh, I’ve never seen someone do that before.”

“So you don’t know if you’re ticklish?” Willow asked gently.

“If I’m..? No...” Hunter looked to Luz, who had mostly returned to her normal composure and breathing. “Is it… Fun?”

Luz’s cheeks blossomed with redness at his question and she looked away. The whole group chuckled at that.

“Yes, it’s just a way of playing or bonding with someone. Lots of families or friends do it.” Camila explained, placing a hand on his shoulder. “I bet some of your friends here can help you find out.” She winked.

Everyone was smiling as she stood and announced. “I’m going to go make some popcorn and snacks for the movie, okay mijas?” Then, she made her way to the kitchen.

“Well, what do you think, do you want to try?” Willow asked, grinning at Hunter as she moved in closer on the couch.

Hunter swallowed, looking between her and Gus, who gave him a similar look. “S-Sure.”

Luz smiled at him reassuringly, then scooted out of the way so that Willow and Gus could get closer on either side of him. She turned to Amity, who was watching her with a blush of her own.

“A-Alright. What should I..?” Hunter looked between his two friends. Each got in close on one of his sides.

“Put your arms around us, like a hug!” Willow suggested.

Hunter blushed further, but then did as he was told.

“So.. there’s a few general hotspots that most people are ticklish.” Willow explained as she brought one hand up into view to get Hunter’s attention. “For example.” She brought down a wiggling claw hand, just over the middle of Hunter’s stomach.

Hunter jumped at the contact, a strange, unfamiliar sensation that made him want to shout. He reeled back with a wide grin, tightening his grip on his friend’s shoulders to keep from pulling his arms in. She kept tickling, light but persistent. Hunter couldn’t hold back the giggles long as they formed in his throat. Laughter still felt somewhat foreign on his lips, but this felt almost natural. “Wha-whahat- hehe- what is thihihihis?”

“Looks like you’re ticklish, buddy!” Gus cheered with a grin.

“Here’s another spot a lot of people are ticklish.” Willow pulled away her tickling hand, only to bring it back to poke into Hunter’s ribs. He jumped away from the touch, his body flinching toward Gus. Soon, he was met with a poke from that side as well as the other witch joined in the teasing.

“Ehehehhe it feheheeheels weheheird!” Hunter said through his laughter.

“Good weird? Or bad weird?” Willow asked.

“I-hehehehe I’m not suhuhure yehehhet!” He answered honestly, a little overwhelmed at the potency of the sensation.

“Here’s another spot a lot of people are ticklish.” She wiggled two fingers under his arm and Hunter yelped. His arm tugged back and slammed into Willow’s shoulder where she had him lightly pinned to the couch.

Gus moved his own hand up and started to poke around the other armpit, and Hunter laughed outright.

“Ahahahaha! Wahahaha- not thehehehere!” He gasped, wishing for a moment he could crawl out of his skin to escape the strong, intruding buzz of ticklish sensation.

The two of them stopped. “Sorry, too much?” Willow asked.

“No, just… that was a bad spot, I guess.” Hunter replied. “It’s fine.” Then, he continued, assuring them. “It was kinda.. fun. Is there… other spots people can be ticklish?”

Willow’s smile brightened. “Of course! Let’s try somewhere else. Let us know if it’s too bad a spot again, okay?”

“Okay..” Hunter nodded. “Hey, why are you grabbing my feet, Gus?”

…

Meanwhile, as Luz turned to Amity. “So, you said the twins were pretty bad, huh?”

Amity’s blush grew. She looked at the ceiling. “H-heh, yeah.”

“So I guess that means you’re pret-ty ticklish.”

The blush covered her entire face.

“Don’t worry, I don’t wanna do anything that makes you uncomfortable.” Luz leaned in, whispering. “But if you’d be okay with it, I’d love to try it some time.”

Amity giggled in anticipation. “T-That would be fine. I trust you.”

“Like…. Maybe now?” Luz smirked, giving her a playful look.

Amity nodded, already letting out small laughs. And Luz pounced, only to bring one slow, gentle hand down to poke at her twitching tummy.

“Hehehehe- AHH! Heheh!” Amity giggled, shouting out a little laugh at every new poke. Her laughter joined Hunter’s, and Camila smiled as she prepared snacks in the next room.

[glowyfissh]

i cannot wait to fuck that blacksmithi mean WHAAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT WHO SAID THAAAAAT 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[marina41trench]

Izumi Iori - IDOL STAR LIVE 2023 RabbiChat

Iori: Nikaidou-san, there is something I want to tell you.

Iori: Reply when you are free.

Yamato: Done with work

Yamato: Done with the shooting and in the dressing room right now

Yamato: Did something happen at the dorm? Are you alright?

Iori: Yesterday, you’re loitering around without your loungewear after taking a bath again.

Iori: I received a tipoff from Nii-san.

Yamato: W-whaaaaaaaat!!

Yamato: So that was it!! That scared me. I thought something happened there!

Yamato: I’m glad!

Iori: What do you mean, “what”!!

It’s a huge incident!

Iori: Nii-san has warned you many times not to loiter around while looking like that! (angry) (angry)

Yamato: Like wearing only my underpants? (laugh)

Yamato: Yesterday, I forgot to bring it with me to the bathroom. I’ll be more careful next time!

Iori: Do you mean it?

Iori: I’ll tell Nii-san that I’ve reminded you.

Yamato: Sure. Tell Mitsu I’m sorry!

Iori: I’m saying that it’ll be troubling if you feel chilly and then catch a cold.

You’re our leader.

Yamato: Eeeeeeh Ichi you’re so kind!

Yamato: You’re worried about me. Thanks!

Yamato:

Iori: Please stop using that stamp!

Iori:

Iori: Since the first day of the group's formation, you’ve shown us that you’re very approachable. I’ve understood how the group is united.

Iori: However. As the group’s leader, I’m giving you advice.

Yamato: Ichi

Iori: Yes

Yamato: You really have it all together aside from the surprising fact that you’re looking after us…

Iori: W-what are you implying now all of a sudden…

Yamato: I heard from Manager that you gave a lot of advice on our princely outfits, right?

She said that it’ll show off IDOLiSH7’s individuality.

Iori: That’s

Iori: Since idol-like princes are a common theme, I believe that the members’ individuality should be strongly shown.

Yamato: That’s really awesome. It’s like you’re giving advice on my outfit

Iori: I agree. We talked about how to bring out your adult charm, so we should make it simpler compared to the other members.

Also changing your signature glasses will surely change someone’s perception of you.

Iori: You prefer simple things too, don’t you?

Yamato: Ichi, tell me anything you want.

Iori: What now?!

Yamato: Well I used to wear a lot of cute outfits…

I get it if it’s Mitsu or Riku…

Yamato: I was deeply moved that someone else understands me…

Iori: Well, I agree that it fits Nii-san and Nanase-san the most.

Iori: Next time your next outfit will be on the cute side.

Yamato: Ichi~! 😭

Iori: It’s a joke. I do think it fits you as well.

Yamato: Are you praising me?

Iori: No, it’s an objective analysis.

Yamato: Analysis, huh~

Yamato: You’re checking on their outfit too, not just mine…

Your exam is coming, right? Wouldn’t that be a burden?

Iori: It’s not going to be a problem as I study regularly.

Iori: Thanks to you-know-who, it became a review for me as well.

Yamato: You-know-who (laugh)

Yamato: Alright. This nii-san will eagerly make tomorrow's chara-ben for the hardworking students

Iori: Thank you.

Iori: I can always tell your eagerness in making the bento for us.

Yamato: Whoa, this is kinda embarrassing (laugh)

Iori: I’ll look forward to it.

Iori:

Yamato: