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Just had the most overpriced, overspiced Indian food
#I mean spice level#we got medium which was the second level out of five#and it seemed like 4 or even 5 out of 5#and I can generally do spice#the flavor was good#but it was also extremely overpriced#at least now we know we like the other Indian place in town better
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uhhh we takin emojis? can I be 🐇 anon?
anyway I just read that ask about whether you see them as cookies or just tiny humans for the sake of this blog and personally, my favorite view of them is "anatomically humans for most purpose, but with cookie traits, like jam blood, getting soggy in liquid, and most importantly crumble when hurt" because not only am I a weirdo, I love cookie body horror LOL you just punch SM and his face just. cracks. just a little.
additional tags: explicit content, impact play, blood, bruises, aftercare
ships: shadow milk cookie x reader, burning spice cookie x reader
Anon you are a genius. See, whenever I think of the Beasts and impact play (I like to think they're more physically resilient than other cookies), when you punch or slap them it's just the regular skin smacking skin, or just a trickle of jam dripping from their noses. I think Burning Spice Cookie would especially be into that; he'd frequently goad you into striking him before he can "fairly" retaliate and it's one of his favorite games.
But that disconnect of reminding yourself that they're actually cookies? Shadow Milk Cookie basically cums in his tights and he's giggling nonstop because you actually managed to crack his face, and yet if the reader was from human origin? It's not as if you broke someone's real human nose. It's easy to dismiss the cracking of a cookie as just that, or when Shadow Milk Cookie licks at his bleeding face with a dangerous gleam in his eyes that it's no big deal. I mean, it's just jam, right? Not real blood.
And besides, Shadow Milk Cookie seems to enjoy it. After you left him with a slight bruise that (somehow) is blossoming on his cookie face, he immediately turns to one of his lifeless dolls to tear it apart. You're sure he came multiple times, you can only imagine what he must have been imagining during his playtime.
Shadow Milk is purring happily intk your chest with all his bloodlust spent, and you tend to his inflicted wounds and heal his crack, so that he's good as new.
But there will always be a certain blank look in your eyes when you toss a jam stained napkin away. You and him both know that your reaction will never compare to that of actual human blood and injuries, and Shadow Milk Cookie enjoys it so much more than he can ever tell you.
#cookie run kingdom smut#crk smut#crk x reader smut#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie x reader#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#burning spice cookie x reader#note: this doesn't mean the reader doesn't care about their injuries jsyk#it just takes them a little while to register jam as blood!#if i was braver i would go even further with this but i fear not even you guys are ready for THAT level of freak#asks#anon#🐇 anon#cookie run kingdom x reader
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Kid builds an enormous flying spiked skull mech and roars the words "PUNK ROTTEN!!" like a maniac right before we cut to Law who slowly adds one extra hand flourish to his usual quiet "ruuum" and it's just lovely. Perfect even.
#I mean. Law has a huge range of really sick moves but he'll always have to start with Room#so in this power-move-announcement lineup they had to give him something more visually interesting to spice up his usual opening#to match Luffy and Kid being absolutely huge and loud and insane as usual#and it's just really cute#it wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't for the many many times Law throws huge operating bubbles up instantly with no flourish at all#he doesn't need to do that wrist flick thing but he did it anyway <3#they added a lingering hand and chest tattoo shot too which I think boosted his power levels significantly actually#don't laugh#he's serious#trafalgar law live reaction#one piece
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you can tell which version of burning spice i'm drawing by weather if he has top scars or not. his original body was trans but when his new one was being made he was just like "oh my god now's my chance" so hes some weird mix of trans but not but still is. yknow
#burning spice cookie#crk#beast yeast#cookie run kingdom#aimless rambles#i mean be so forreal if you were trans (or if you already are) you SO would tell the people making your new body to just#“oh i was a cis man. trust. i have all man parts. yeah. get to it then”#anyways! you guys just cant reach my level of insanity about shilk and spice. yea
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the fact that there are different kinds of spicy is so interesting. for a while i thought i had shitty spice tolerance and just didnt like spicy food but actually i just don't like the taste of most peppers im not a big capsaicin fan. On the other hand horseradish so yummydelicious
#i mean i still have white people spice tolerance but it's like california levels. i'm no midwesterner#i think shin ramyun is like the upper end of my capsaicin tolerance#tick biz
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question: I've had some original stories in mind that I'm planning on either making into a webcomic/webtoon, or writing them as prose in novel format. They wouldn't exactly all be aged at YA, probably more like New Adult... my only concern is that most of the ones I would write in novel/prose format wouldn't be too explicit or too, too spicy. Romance, for sure, maybe a touch of spice, but nothing like Acotar lol.
My question is: Am I ruining my chances at publishing these one day or finding an audience if they're New Adult but NOT explicitly spicy? A lot of them fit into the Queer romance fantasy and/or Cozy Fantasy categories...
I'm just wondering if it's necessary to add explicit sex scenes to new adult books in order to appeal to that audience, or if there's an audience for low to no spice queer romance fantasy books 😅🤔
#I mean. *I* like lower spice new adult books#acotar for example is enjoyable to read but i find the uh spicy moments to be a bit tedious after a while LOL#I mean I don't mind spicy moments in books. But I'm more worried that lower spice new adult wouldn't be appealing#to the new adult readerbase???#funky's personal tag#and to be clear. there Would probably be SOME spice just not on acotar's level lol
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so. i have this like. level 80 star jelly concentrate. that i was saving for when i get burning spice. but im eyeing it and like. what if i used it on royal margarine.
#selfship tag#I THINK HE DESERVES IT#plus its gonna be a LONG ass time before i pull burning spice#ill have enough time to grind for another level 80 star jelly concentrate#SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I SPOIL MY FAV COOKIES.#sigh.
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I'm still thinking about that spice tolerance poll lmao... Ppl with no spice tolerance are like "ah yes hot salsa from the grocery store... Ghost peppers ... These are equivalent levels of spicy"
Ma'am there are like 15 different levels of spice between those two things they are not on the same plane of existence. It's like asking someone if they can run 1, 2, 3, 4, or 40 miles like HUH???
#spice tolerance#no hate i just think it's funny that like the first thing people think when they're talking about spice is#ah yes ghost pepper#next level down - sriracha#like no those aren't next to each other#just bc you've heard of them in the same context doesn't mean they're remotely similar
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whenever i see a recipe that has like. Insane amounts of chili i feel like one of those ppl that go on recipe websites asking if they could replace/leave out irreplaceable ingredients bc i hateeee chili but i fear the recipe hinges on it
#but thats silly i mean. its not the flavor its the spice level. and leaving it out would leabe the flavors the same just not. hot#piksla.txt
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drg -> gnb brd -> sam nin -> casual
drg: spear of light. pince nez. gajaskin vest of maiming. wyvernskin gloves of maiming. raptorskin skirt. high steel sollerets of maiming.
gnb: lunar envoy's gunblade. pince nez. diadochos jacket of fending. rakshasa kote of fending. viera gaskins. viera sollerets.
brd: yochi bow zeta replica. pince nez. alliance jacket of aiming. radiant's wristgloves of aiming. heirloom gaskins of aiming. ophiotauroskin boots of aiming.
sam: midan metal katana. bozjan goggles of striking. neo-ishgardian top of striking. punching gloves. baronial culottes. neo-ishgardian boots of striking
nin: mutsunokami. bozjan goggles of scouting. troian top of scouting. baronial wristwraps. crystarium pantaloons of scouting. imperial boots of scouting.
casual: ivalician enchanter's eyeglasses. isle shepherd's tunic. isle shepherd's wristdress. shishu gozen hakama. summer sunset sandals.
#ffxiv#oc: eyrie kisne#i've been dressing them in a lot of red recently it's kinda funny#i wanted a new dragoon glam and Struggled last night since i love the old one so much#this one has very close vibes to the old one but just a little extra Spice to it#okay to reblooog#getting jobs leveled means i get to use all sorts of stuff i've shoved in my glam dresser to use one day
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sometimes I forget that despite him basically being the real life doppelganger to Jim Hopper, my dad has a weaker spice tolerance than me XD we got Thai food tonight and it was like
me: *chowing down on my spicy pad thai* oh man my sinuses are clear for the first time all day...
my dad (with the same spice level, a 3 out of 5): *takes one bite and immediate starts coughing*
#he was like “it was spicier than i expected it to be! there are two more spice levels!”#and i was like “dad. it's thai food. of course there are two more spice levels. level 3 is like the white boy spice level”#(also the hopper comparison is meant to be physical only. he's a really sweet guy and by no means an alcoholic)
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Ha Jungwoo being a white wine drinker and not liking spicy foods makes me think we might be fundamentally incompatible with each other. And that breaks my heart.
#I’d willingly go to a baseball game with him#but if we cant eat and drink together then that’s a deal breaker#I mean I’ll fuck up a bottle or two of white wine#but if he’s gonna look horrified every time I drink black coffe or make a negroni#if we can’t eat the same spice level#idk man#it would break my heart
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promise I'm writing every day. But a lot of it is unfortunately The Last Great American Dynasty, not the time travel one. TLGAD has gone from 65k words to 90k and I'm not even halfway done 🙅♀️ do i just change the names and publish it irl? would i be a class traitor?
#lams fanfiction#lams#tlgad#tlgad ao3#wtgpot#wtgpot ao3#fanfic#ao3#every second I spend at my shitty retail job brings me closer to becoming ali hazelwood#published starwars fanfic here i come#i will gladly advertize the spice level if it means i can quit my job#but do i debase myself for money? i should not
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List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥
Because I'm getting back into my game for the first time in ages and headed back to her household, I'm gonna do Ana!

She speaks English, French, Spanish, German and Swedish pretty near fluently (or close to it) and she's always learning some kind of new language just in case (Currently learning Mandarin, Dutch and Danish)
She LOVES collecting dolls, especially Barbie and Disney dolls. There are always entire rooms dedicated to dolls. Her porcelain ones are locked in a closet in one of the rooms because they frighten the staff and the kids, but Ana thinks they're really sweet looking.
She does not like white wine or champagne at all. They taste like apple juice to her, but champagne is a bit more tolerable because she only drinks a bit of it throughout an event.
She can only handle salt, garlic powder and onion powder on food (and even then it's only trace amounts of garlic and onion powder). Anything besides that is too spicy. She will taste any amount of pepper that is on food. She tried crab fries once and almost melted because it was so spicy, even with the cheese dip (yes this is a self callout).
Mosquitos freaking love this woman. She does not like them. She knows they're important to the ecosystem, but she cannot tolerate them in the summer because they flock to her so quickly. She is bitten non-stop and not even bug spray can help her.
#character building#definitely not calling myself out with the porcelain doll thing#I have two and they're a little creepy looking but so beautiful#Basically Ana and I are pretty much the same person#Give or take a few things#And I don't mean like status wise and all that stuff I mean like on a personal level there's only like a few differences#The spice thing is true tho#I cannot handle spicy food I'd rather not eat
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hhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna keep playing omori because from what ive played so far the story and especially the horror elements seem really well done. I do not scare easy at all but that part with the door gave me chills.
But like,,, the thing is that the main gameplay loop is just so so so fucking dull,,,,,,, I would honestly prefer if the game followed the more traditional exploration based rpgmaker style rather than this dreary turn-based combat system.
And it sucks cos I really want to experience the game and the story but actually playing the game feels like a chore,,
#im not going to watch a lets play or a fucking story explained or whatev either so dont even bother suggesting it#i want to experience it properly for myself. watching it secondhand drags all of the tension out of it#considering I hate turn-baseds i sure do play a lot of them#but like most of them that I play have some kind of element that enhances the gameplay and stops it from getting dull#deltarune has the part where you control the soul to dodge attacks in between turns#persona is primarily a visual novel with combat sprinkled in. plus you get to choose when you want to do the combat sections#fear and hunger encourages you to *avoid* unnecessary combat and even then the limb mechanics spice up the formula a lot#so far in omori the main body of the gameplay has been the exploration and combat sections in the dream world#with the story and horror elements being far and few between#plus kel keeps dying every fight and now hes like 3 levels behind everyone else.. which in turn means he dies easier#a vicious cycle#hhhhhhhh#dont mind me just ranting
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imma keep it real with you chief: there ain't no such thing as a "low maintenance pet" or a "starter pet". either be willing to fully commit to taking care of your animals or don't own any
#wak#spice tag#kinda I guess???#but I've been trying to raise brine shrimp as of late#and I've learned that even though they don't require the same level care as a dog or a cat#you have to do a lot more than just put the eggs in and put a pinch of prepackaged Growth Food in every 7 days and call it a day#if you wanna keep them alive they need heat. and a source of oxygen. and a light source. and purified/distilled water. and sea salt#and eventually that prepackaged food is going to run out so you need a sustainable means of providing food for them#and you need a Lot of knowledge on how they function and survive outside of a tank#like.. animals like fish and hamsters and such aren't toys that you play with for a while and then shelve when you get bored#they're just that. animals#and thus are a commitment no matter how small or quiet or out-of-the-way they are#and I'll be real nobody below the age of at least 11 should be investing in sea monkey kits#unless there's an educated adult supervising them every step of the way (and even 11 year olds should have supervision tbh)#but the point is#if you want something that you don't have to feed or play with or choose specific enclosures for or be committed to at all#get a teddy bear or something
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