#I mean he's got TWO boys with sexy accents

[iluvchick3nz]

As someone from the south my southern accent comes out STRONGLY when I’m tired so I can just imagine leo talking with a deep drawl after a game or on the bus ride home LOL! You’re so amazing and I love ur work so much pls never stop

This was actually a really cool prompt, because I got to do some research on NOLA accents! They're kind of similar to NYC ones in many ways, and distinct from the stereotypical Southern US ones. I noticed, particularly, that the way that lots of people pronounce '-ing' is not necessarily with a hard 'n' sound like '-in', nor a hard 'ng' sound. It's kind of like in the Northeast, where we don't really touch our tongues to the roof of our mouths right behind our teeth, but don't touch the back of our tongues to the back of our throat- it's a mix between the two. It's like a soft '-ing' sound with the same casual feeling of '-in', if that makes sense? It also depends on the starting sound of the word following the word ending in '-ing', so I also tried to represent that when I as writing. There was a lot of talking to myself, haha!

There's also obviously a bunch of different NOLA accents, depending on the area of the city you live in, your economic class, and your race, so I tried to emulate Leo's based on what we know about him and the characterization of him and his family in the SW universe. I hope I did it justice, and if I didn't, please let me know so I can learn more!

All credits to @lumosinlove !!

Leo turned up towards to the Louisiana sun and took a deep breath. It was warm on his face and neck, and the air smelled like home: slightly salty, heavy, and a little humid in the midday heat. He smiled and looked out over the front of the boat. His cove was up ahead, all secluded and shadowed, as if waiting for him and his boys. He realized they weren’t beside him, and turned around to look at the seats. They liked to sit there and watch him, they said, Finn usually with Logan in his lap or an arm around his shoulders. After a few minutes, Logan would inevitably come up to stand beside Leo and kiss his shoulder, just like he had the first time they’d gone out there. Finn took a photo every time, without fail. He had a special album on his phone, Leo knew, and the most recent one was his screen saver. 

But when Leo turned around fully, they weren’t there. He jerked his head around. They weren’t anywhere. He furrowed his eyebrows, confused- he’d definitely undone the ropes with Logan, he was sure of it. And Finn had definitely squeezed his hips and pressed a kiss to his cheek in thanks after Leo helped him on the boat. All of their lifejackets were still there, too, nestled up right where they normally sat, in case of an emergency. Panic rose in Leo’s throat, and his breathing started to quicken. Where were they? They couldn’t have gone overboard, Leo would never forgive himself if-

Soleil.

Leo jerked his head up. Logan’s voice, like a whisper on the wind. 

Soleil, réveille-toi, mon amour.

“Logan?” Leo asked. He tilted his head up to the sky. “Lo. Logan, where-”

Sh, sh, it’s alright. Open your eyes for me, mon coeur.

With a start, Leo jerked awake. His face was squished in the pillow, his hipbones pressing into something soft underneath him. “What-”

“Bon matin, Le.”

Leo squinted, and then a face came into view. Green. Green eyes. Leo gasped. “Lo.”

Logan was laughing softly. “Salut, mon coeur.” He was stretched out beside Leo on their bed, athletic and strong body all on display for Leo to gaze at. “You were talking in your sleep.”

“I- what-” Leo stammered. He shifted his body, feeling the mattress underneath his hips. “I been- been lookin’ for you for ages.”

Logan shuffled in closer and put a hand on Leo’s back. “Quoi? Why were you looking for us?”

Leo made a distressed sound low in his throat. “You left the boat.”

Logan’s brow furrowed. “Quoi?”

“You left the boat,” Leo continued. “We were gonna pass by my cove, ya know? Was thinking ‘bout-” He interrupted himself with a yawn. “Was thinking ‘bout kissing you- give you a passion mark.”

“A what?”

“A passion mark.”

“Soleil, I have no idea what that is.”

Leo huffed. “Ici,” he said, tugging at Logan’s arm. Logan shifted even closer and hissed in surprise when Leo leaned in and began sucking on his neck. He was propped on his elbow, hovering over with Logan’s head underneath him on the pillows. Logan reached up with his outside hand to scratch at Leo’s curls and hummed into the sheets. Leo in turn made a noise against his skin, hand running down Logan’s soft torso. He pulled off gently and surveyed his work. “Bon.”

“Soleil,” Logan said, face smushed a little. He was laughing. “Soleil, I’m stuck.”

“Hm,” Leo replied. “Can do somethin’ ‘bout it, honey.” 

Logan laughed even harder as Leo straighted their twisted bodies by rolling over completely and flopping on Logan’s chest. Logan scratched his nails gently up and down Leo’s back. “Your accent always sounds so much stronger in the morning, mon coeur.”

“So does yours,” Leo retorted from his place against Logan’s neck. He placed his mouth back against the skin and sucked gently. Logan’s chest rose and fell with a content sigh, his hands still working their way up Leo’s shoulders.

Suddenly, the door to their bedroom opened. Leo didn’t remove himself from where he was, but he could hear Finn’s breath hitch when he saw them.

“Yeah, mom,” Finn said. He must have been on his weekly phone call with his parents. “Yes, I’ll tell them you said that.” A pause and a scoff. “Nuh-uh, we feed him, too.” Finn let out an exasperated sigh. “Yes, mom, okay. Okay, yeah, send it to me. I can work a stove you know.” Leo peeked his eye out to look at him. There was more chatter on the other end of the line, and then Finn laughed. “Yes, I know. Okay. Okay, I love you. Tell dad I say hi. Love you, ‘kay, bye.” Finn hung up and then let out a big sigh. His gaze on them was tired, but he was smiling. “Oh man, I need to lie down.”

Logan laughed. “You’ve barely gotten up.”

“No,” Finn said. The bed shifted as he crawled under the covers. “I’ve been up since the early morning, but some people have been being sleepy-heads.”

Logan shoved him slightly. “I was up with Leo.”

Finn turned his adoring eyes on Leo and leaned down to kiss his forehead. “I know, I’m sorry baby. Trouble sleeping?”

“Mm-hm,” Leo said. He settled down with his cheek against Logan’s shoulder, closing his eyes and moving into the feeling of Finn’s hand stroking his hair back. “Kept havin’ weird dreams. Lost y’all when we were passin’ by my cove.”

“When we were what?” Finn asked. His voice sounded confused.

Leo huffed slightly. “When we were passin’ by my cove. On the boat.” He opened his eyes again. “How’s your mama’n’em?”

Finn smiled. “Oh, I see. You’re that tired, hm? Last night's game wear you out?” Leo just blinked slowly. Finn kissed his forehead again. “Oh, you’re really exhausted, sweetheart. Why don’t you go back to sleep, huh? We got a day off.”

“Non,” Leo said defiantly. It was a little like what Logan would say, lovingly grumpy. “Non, I wanna stay here and talk.” He yawned. “Don’t wanna lose you on the boat again.”

Logan grinned into the top of his head. “Non, soleil. You’re not losing us on a boat.”

Leo kissed his chest, then looked at Finn again. “So, how’s your mama’n’em?”

“Well,” Finn started. “No ‘n’em’ today, just mom.” He settled himself firmly against them with a leg thrown over their bodes. He took one of Leo’s bouncy curls between his fingers. “She said she’d send me her bolognese recipe. Said it was ‘foolproof’, and that I should cook you dinner tonight because you feed me too much.” He scoffed. “I told her I know how to work a stove. And that I do feed you- sometimes.”

Leo smiled. “Ouais, you do. But I like cooking for ya.”

“Ouais,” Logan said. “Mais, we can do it for you.” He nuzzled Leo’s head. “Let’s treat you today, hm? Go for a walk around the park that you like, outside the city. Go swimming in the swimming hole.” He paused and squeeze Leo tighter. “How does that sound, mon soleil?”

“Yeah,” Leo nodded. “Yeah, okay. 

“Sounds perfect, baby,” Finn said. He leaned in for a quick kiss from Logan. When he pulled back, his eyebrows furrowed, then a smile broke over his face. “Looks like somebody already got to you this morning, huh?” He leaned down to kiss over the mark that Leo had left.

Logan made a happy little sound. “Ouais. It’s a- what did you call it, soleil?”

“A passion mark,” Leo sighed. He snuggled further down into Logan. “‘Cause I love ya. Love ya both.”

“Je t’aime.” Logan settled back into the pillows. He sounded like he was half asleep again.

“Love you,” Finn whispered. He buried himself in next to them. “Love you, love you, love you. My sexy boys with sexy accents.”

Leo and Logan just laughed, shaking the bed beneath them. The day ahead felt a little less tiring now. 

[muzaktomyears]

Two of Us play notes/thoughts/Easter eggs I noticed

they played solo Beatles tracks as waiting music before the play began so I sat there listening to ‘Monkberry Moon Delight’ with a theatreful of people which was great 

before Paul turns up John is baking(/burning) bread

John is wearing underwear under his dressing gown which obvs had to be but also my suspension of disbelief was CHALLENGED

when Paul rings up to be let in John does a little rhyme to make him prove he is who he says he is. this is not the exact wording but it went something like: "Five little boys in Hamburg did play/All through the night and all through the day/Ingrid the stripper would do anything/But who got the clap? Was it sexy Stu Sutcliffe - or the lead singer in Wings?" and then Paul has to admit it was him who got the clap

when Paul takes his shoes off he also takes his socks off - idk if this is an intentional barefoot Paul thing but it is hilarious later when they're fighting and Paul is about to leave and angrily putting his socks back on

John and Paul have Get Back era hair/beards, which is weird - presumably because they assume people going to see this will also have seen Get Back but might not know their 1976 looks as well?? idk

some of the dialogue and references have been made a bit more British - the skit they do at the piano is now set in a British greasy spoon instead (still with the American accents)

instead of fighting "like the Hatfields and McCoys" they're now fighting like "the Montagues and the Capulets" (👀)

'Sh-Boom' is played on the record player while they smoke weed (Paul uses the album cover to roll the joint)

George and Ringo both get more of a mention! Paul says that George is happy now (John replies that he's not happy, he's reincarnated). John tells Paul a story Ringo told him about going on a bus in NYC and being recognised.

"I'm the best fuck you ever had" is said by John during the fight (Paul replies "If that's your way of saying you were the real brains behind the Beatles-" etc. etc.)

"You should have married me when you had the chance" is said by John during the Yoko/losing my friend bit

"It's only me" as John's way to get Paul not to leave after the fight

when John goes out to get disguises for them Paul sits at the piano and starts playing some notes he finds there (he'd asked about them earlier and John had said they're nothing). we get a few notes of 'Now and Then' before John returns (ghjshgkhgkdshgksd who did this I HATE YOU)

the appearance of the I Love Paul badge!! John wears it on his disguise jacket and Paul asks what it says. John tells him and then Paul replies "Lucky Paul".......

they never go outside in this version - John says he'll go but then thinks better of it. this means that John comes across as even more locked away than he does in the film.

the police bit is sort of done when Paul puts on a leather hat from the disguises and pretends to be a policeman come to question John, who John then talks back at. he also yells out of the window at some police below at one point.

Paul realises they're never actually going to Luigi's, so John lays the table for him as if they're at a restaurant together (including calling him "Lady McCartney" and "my love")

the bit with the fan is sort of recreated but instead it's John asking Paul whether he truly thinks Wings at the Speed of Sound is the number 1 record in America (which obvs changes it quite a lot)

Julian is brought up - they're toasting to various people/things (ending with "Dr. Winston O'Boogie and Paul Ramon") and Paul says "to Julian" and sort of confronts John about him and how he treated him

during the toasting Paul also mentions "putting hair on a seagull's chest" which John questions and then Paul says it's something his dad used to say

I thought the lift scene/roof scene wouldn't be happening... BUT THEN a lift descended from the ceiling ❤️ the magic of theatre

the kiss still happens and idk but I thought the vibe was a bit different from the film version - less jokey (and no lines after about brushing his teeth/is my name Brian)

Paul: I bought into it that you and me didn't get along well (paraphrasing the Stephen Colbert interview)

they hug at the end of the roof conversation (I was sat very close to this since the actors come in front of the stage to do it and they were both crying and it WAS ALL TOO MUCH 😭😭)

John gets them two guitars to practice with before they go out and they sit opposite each other in chairs and Paul says “I know which one to begin with” and John says “What?” and they lean forward and then the phone rings

when Paul leaves John he’s crying and it’s like okay rip out my heart I guess

the play ends with Paul on the phone to Linda and John on the phone to Yoko, at opposite sides of the stage, and they say “I love you” to their wives but also to each other and it’s ridiculous????

yeah then ‘Give Peace a Chance’ plays which is such a bizarre choice idek

anyway who knows if it's a good play or what the actual people there thought about it because obvs I can have no rational reaction to it but I'm so glad I went to see it because someone on the writing team is one of us I SEE YOU

[spideysbruh]

short n sweet

a/n- just pretend okay

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y/n please please please tonight!!

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tryinyn DONT TELL ME HES IN THE MUSIC VIDEO OMFGGGGGG

florencepugh spicy!!

tchalamet best set ever all because of you

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timsgf it's a music video he can't get nominated. and it's a shitty one at that, he was the best part

snoozeyn aren't you like 60?

wallowsyn WAIT WAIT WAIT

@chalametupdates just tweeted- Timothée and Y/n behind the scenes of Y/ns new music video!

@ynscurtains replied- BEST MV EVERRR

@timmysgf replied- I wonder how he feels about his girlfriend sexualizing herself for streams

@horroryn replied- HE'S NOT GONNA DATE YOU STFU

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y/n please please please!!! enjoy the video, bitches. the actor in this one is super sexy

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rachelzegler that actor is really good!

y/n ik I'm so glad he auditioned

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pleaseyn timmy as a crazy ass criminal is just too awesome

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y/n short 'n' sweet is all yours tonight

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tchalamet and you're all mine every night

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ynsheadphones im so curious ab what the love songs ab timmy sound like

rachelzegler my favorite album ever

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timyn his comment 💀💀 so down bad

y/n just posted a story!

caption- damn maybe he should've released an album

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tchalamet this beautiful girls album released today. bed chem is objectively my favorite, also juno.

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supergraphicyn juno omg he's a freak

shortyn LISTEN TO GOOD GRACES AND LEARNNNNNN

y/n who's the cute guy in the white jacket- oh wait he's sitting next to me rn nvm LOL

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tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- date night 😍😍

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y/n so.. what's everyone's favorite ?

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exesyn WHO MADE YOU WRITE DUMB AND POETIC

ynsdune BRO ITS SHAWN I SWEAR

tchalamet how does it feel to be this generations Shakespeare?

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y/n you've got it in you!!!

@companyyn just tweeted- WHOS THE CUTE BOY IN THE WHITE JACKET BITCH WHICH ONE

@beetleyn replied- also what fucking accent is she talking ab

@yn replied- idfk I needed a rhyme 🤷🏽‍♀️

@byeyn replied- HELLO!?!??! HEY GIRL

@infiniteyn replied- she's so fucking funny help

@laurieslaurence replied- he speaks french too so maybe that's what !!

@celebnews just tweeted- weeks after her new album released, Y/n L/n is seen happily with her boyfriend Timothée Chalamet. He was taking several pictures of her on a disposable camera. They stopped to say hi to fans and were apparently very kind and interactive.

@beliebyn replied- the way you started that scared the SHIT out of me omg never do that again celebnews

@comearoundyn replied- likely thing for them to do

@lovelyyn replied to @comearoundyn- what does your @ mean 😭😭😭😭

@modernyn replied- and we'll probably never see those pictures he took 💔💔

@mariasyn replied- ON TOP OF THE CHARTS AND LIVING HER BEST LIFE

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y/n to celebrate one month and all the love yall have given me, i wanted to release two other songs that i wrote after i finished the album. hope you enjoy!

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povyn BUSY WOMAN IS POP PERFECTION

paulsoneandonly oh goddd here we go, more shitty music 🙄

sweetyn I'm still not over coincidence girl WHO would do that to you

timsgf slim pickings is a crazy song to write when your bf is timothée

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y/n not us being goofy 🤣🤣

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y/n i am so grateful i could cry 💕💕✨️

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rachelzegler you deserve it all and more my lovely

tchalamet forever proud of you pretty girl

bearyn remember when she was excited over her getting 100k views on her video 🥺😭😭 and now she's getting MILLIONS

ynsucks all thanks to her boyfriend

fuxkyn is she serious w this shit, she uses timmy for likes???

amyyn he posts her all the time too, so now what?

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y/n vmas 😳😳😳

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tchalamet i love you w so much of my heart that none is left to protest

y/n are you shakespeare

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y/n if you think they're looking at you... they're looking at me. happy anniversary my love 🥰💕💕

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rachelzegler IM DEADDDDD

tchalamet happy anniversary my angel girl

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[superstarcherrycolagirl]

Hey girl xx I was wondering if you’re up for some johnny writing from the Bikeriders? If so that would be absolutely AMAZINGGG 💋💋 I feel like it would fit ur writing style so well!!

ahhh hi babes!! ty sm much for your request! it’s been such a long day but after two naps in glad i could finish for our and all other johnny girls:))

sent from above

johnny davis x fem!reader / 889 words

idea: one of johnny’s guys needs a help, and you’re there to show why you really are heavenly

tw: none just fluff on top of fluff

notes: yall today has been SO LONG woke up so early to go to a 4th of july parade and i’m FAMISHED!! but by listening to so much LDR have me the strength to write abt this sexy ass man:) so i hope yall enjoy

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“s’what did ya’ wanna ask me?” it’s later in the afternoon, light peaking through the scratched up windows. you came to stop by after getting your nails done by gail, but inevitably got sleepy and have been resting your head on johnny’s shoulder for the past half hour. his leather jacket drenched over your cold body.

besides you and johnny, wahoo, corky, and cal were the only ones in the bar, but the meeting would be starting in a few hours. that’s when big jack had stumbled in the bar, you weren’t expecting to see him this early, but you of course didn’t mind.

so here you are, listening to what big jack wanted to ask johnny.

“well uh.. i was wondering if i could talk to you.. alone” he spoke lowly “s’just us big guy, we ain’t gonna snitch” wahoo said with a laugh. he’s right, this place is safe to ask for something, especially from johnny.

“um.. well” he was now looking at you sheepishly, as if he was embarrassed. shy. oh. johnny realized very quickly why he wanted to talk to him alone, and he shut that down instantly “nah.. nah none of that bullshit,” he said with a chuckle, taking the run down cigarette out of his mouth. it was laughable that he had to waste time addressing this “you don’t gotta be like that jus’because my baby’s here? she ain’t gonna lift her pretty little head up from my shoulder and go jus’ for your ass and your damn question” he said firmly, and you know so for how deep his voice got and how it rumbled in his body. whatever anyone needs to say, they can say in front of you.

cut the bullshit.

big jack glanced back at you again, sending you a look of apology and hoping that your weren’t super offended. he knows that you won’t do no harm, johnny reminds everyone that you're the sweetest girl he could ever wish for, and that you’d never try to hurt somebody. ever.

“well c’mon now, spit it out,” johnny’s voice chimed again, his chicago accent sharp as a knife. he’s not the one you want to make impatient.

big jack confesses he's been wanting to ask out this girl that’s been hanging out with for a while, and overhearing that she’ll be here once again tonight. so in all honesty, the poor guy just wanted some advice. all the guys started to tease him, expecting much worse. but the look on big jack’s face made your heart swell for a moment. he just wanted to show this girl what he really means to him.

but after he told everyone her name, you realized something. “she used to work at my dads repair shop,” your gentle voice broke through as you sat up, and made the other boys attention shift to you, eagerly waiting to hear more. including johnny “really? i-wow i uh.. that’s great! do-do y’know what she’s like, or what she may like?” you spoke directly to you, and you spotted a spark of hope in his eyes.

“she and i would hang out after her shift ended, we’d go to the ice cream parlor on the corner of ‘peach street’, across the way from the jefferson’s flower shop,” you voice was so smooth and silky, it only helped big jack feel more comfortable “her favorites are pink roses, we’d grab a bouquets and give them to strangers on our way home, in stores, parks, on the street” johnny could only smile. he’s known his girl had a heart of gold, but learning that you’ve always been so kind to others, only made him fall more in love with you.

you told big jack to ask her out and take her around there, knowing that your old friend had a special love for those places. he had a blush on his face now, regretting that he doubted your trust for something so small. “thank you so much dollie, i.. i’m sorry that i made it seem like you couldn’t hear what i had to say, just felt a little afraid to ask for advice about love in front of a sweet girl like you” you smiled up at him, knowing how nerve wracking it must feel to want to impress the love of your life. jus ask johnny! you can still recall how much of a flustered and stuttery mess he was when asking you to be his girl.

“not a problem, let me know how it goes!” you said with a squeal. all of you said your goodbyes, wishing big jack the best of luck. after he walked out the doors, all the boys were chatting about his impressed they were with your ‘love advice’

“y’really are something sent from heaven, aren’t ya’” cal completed you, an toothy grin on his face “why’d you think i always talk about her? she’s a real angel” johnny said proudly.

you look up at him, your cheeks hurting from how much your smiling “my little angel sent from above, aren’t you babygirl?” “i’m glad you think so” you’re head falling back on his shoulder, the red and black checkered button up feeling soft against your face.

before you went back to resting, johnny whispered in your ear “i know so” then placing a kiss on the top of your head, his stumble feeling rough again your skin.

in your mind, you’re the one who’s truly blessed.

[yawneneteyam]

gorgeous (1) — take it as a compliment.

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— gorgeous, take it as a compliment !

y/n wasn't sure what she was doing at the party for the first forty-five minutes to be entirely honest, but then it really started to kick off. more and more people were flooding in and out of the frat house, the sullys within the pack.

"oh hey, y/n!" tsireya called over, "come with me, ive got some friends here"

"okay give me a sec" y/n tried to quickly wrap up her conversation with a guy from her philosophy class. nice guy, not nice enough though.

y/n eventually escaped and walked over to tsireya who was sat with three people. "oh! and this is my friend y/n, we took ethics together last semester" she smiled. two boys and a girl all looked over at y/n, one of their gazes lingering longer than others.

"and we're only friends because she gives me her homework" y/n smiled, tsireya gasping.

"yeah same" the shorter boy piped up, "ow- hey!" hey moved away from tsireya who had lightly shoved him. their chemistry was obvious.

"this is lo'ak," the shorter boy, "then neteyam," taller, older, "and kiri are his brother and sister,"

"nice to meet you guys," y/n smiled, "do you guys know ao'nung too?"

"oh fuck, do we know ao'nung!"

it really went up from then on. lo'ak was hellbent on drinking y/n under the table. a random deck of cards became a new drinking game for the group. guess red or black, if you were wrong, you would drink.

y/n caught up with their dynamic pretty quickly. neteyam was the eldest, responsible and sexy- unapologetically sexy. kiri was sweet and down to earth, her shoes long abandoned with her toes in the grass. lo'ak was something else, y/n couldn't even describe him- but he was a good time.

tsireya had wandered off, seeing another one of her hundreds of friends, so y/n spent the rest of her night with the sullys. it had been an hour or so now, lo'ak and y/n were respectably drunk.

"no but like-" y/n laughed, smacking the table underneath her "why does he-" she gasped for air again before laughing "why does he sound like that?"

"what? what do you mean?" neteyam interjected. y/n couldn't help but notice neteyam's accent throughout the night. now, a few drinks in her system, she found herself poking fun at him to ignore how sexy his accent was. after barely saying a word to neteyam all night, she was feeling a little less anxious looking at him.

"no because we all sound normal and he- he's always had that accent" lo'ak can't help but lightly nudge her repeatedly as he laughed.

"do your parents have an accent?" y/n asked, tears in her eyes.

"our mom kinda? but that's it," kiri chuckled along with them.

"stop laughing!" neteyam shouted.

— gorgeous, take it as a compliment ! first part up, short and sweet! I hope you guys liked it, let me know what you want to see in this just gonna have fun with it for now! (lo'ak was the one retweet btw, he stays pressed)

[sidekick-hero]

to the rhythm of eternity

(steddie | explicit | 16.8k | tags: Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Established Relationship, Long-Distance Relationship, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Smut, Christmas Fluff)

This was written for the STuad server gift exchange as a gift for @scarcrossdlvrs 💜 I hope I did your 'Long Distance' prompt justice, Bee!

December 2023

"I can't wait for you to get here, Stevie."

Eddie's voice sounds muffled through the headset, almost too quiet with all the noise around him. The video quality is shitty too, because while it's not even noon for Steve in Chicago, the sun has already set in London and Eddie is walking to the Phoenix Theater to start setting up the sound for the evening show. Steve can see the streetlights in the background casting shadows across Eddie's face. It's a busy street Eddie's walking down and people keep bumping into him, the chatter around him mixing with the sound of passing cars. From the looks of it, it must be Piccadilly, which means Eddie is almost at his current place of employment.

"Me too. God, I miss seeing your stupidly pretty face outside of a tiny screen with a shitty solution." Steve's sigh is tinged with longing instead of annoyance. It's not Eddie's fault that he had to cut back on the bandwidth for their video calls when he was out. The six-hour time difference only made it more difficult for them to both be home with decent broadband to talk. Or do other things.

Eddie grinned down at the screen, and even with the poor solution and bad lighting, Steve could see the pleased expression on his boyfriend's face. "Aww, you think I'm pretty? Stevie, I had no idea." Eddie coos, making it sound like a joke. Steve knows it's not, not really. Which is stupid, because Eddie is one of the most attractive guys Steve has ever seen, with his big brown doe eyes and full lips and interesting nose, tattoos littering the skin of his lithe body. If Steve were there right now, he would grab Eddie and kiss him silly, showing him exactly how pretty Steve thought he was.

"Baby, you know how beautiful I think you are. And how sexy and sweet and funny..." Steve teases, keeping it light, while reassuring his boyfriend that for Steve, Eddie is the best thing that has ever happened to him.

"Okay, okay, big boy, I get it. I guess I just need you to show me when you get here." He waggles his eyebrows suggestively and winks, looking like the biggest dork in existence with his giant headphones and his nose red from the cold and that beloved toothy grin that Steve needs to kiss, like, yesterday.

He quickly scanned the hallway outside his office to make sure no one was coming in before lowering his voice to that deep, seductive tone he usually only uses when they're both under the sheets with their cocks on their hands. "Oh baby, believe me, when I finally get my hands on you, I'm going to show you as many times as you can take it. And then some if you're good."

His words have the desired effect, as Eddie pauses for a moment to put a hand to his face before pressing his phone to his chest and turning the screen black. Steve can make out the faint "jesus h. christ" over the noise, probably because he knew how Eddie would react after two years with him.

Eddie doesn't stop for long though, pushed forward by the crowd around him. "You're a menace, Harrington. A bloody menace, I tell ya."

"Oh, baby, I love it when you talk British to me." It's said in a teasing voice, but there's some truth to it. Eddie's accent had been one of the first things that had piqued Steve's interest when they first met. It's no secret that he loves it when his boyfriend uses it to rile him up even more.

"You've got some weird kinks, Stevie."

"Only for you," Steve says and then adds with a voice that is only for Eddie's ears these days, "I can't wait to show you all the dirty things I think about when I'm alone in bed with my hard cock in my hand, wishing it was your hand or your mouth or, fuck, your ass gripping it tight." He doesn't have to play up the moan that follows, because it's been five months since they last saw each other, and Steve is almost certain he's going to come in his pants the moment Eddie gives him a hug.

"Bloody hell, I'm in public! You can't just... There are rules, Steven. Rules." Judging by the edge of desperation in Eddie's voice, he's not alone in his need.

"Guess you'll have to punish me then, huh? Show me my place."

"Oh, look, I'm at the theater. My place of employment. Guess we'll have to table this lovely discussion until you get here and we have some privacy to talk this over more thoroughly."

"Can't wait, baby. Love you."

"I love you too, sweetheart."

Only one more day before he can hold Eddie in his arms again. Despite all the dirty talk, that's what Steve is looking forward to the most. He can almost feel the comforting weight of Eddie against him, the solid and warm body wrapped tightly in his arms, Eddie's breath on his neck and Steve's nose buried in his dark curls.

With another longing sigh, Steve looks at the clock on the wall before picking up his pen again to go over the remaining paperwork on his desk. Eight hours until his flight to London, he might as well get some last minute work done before he takes the rest of the year off to stay with Eddie.

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𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭! ➪ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐮

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏 | "𝐡𝐢"

luna martinez

"first day of senior year starts tomorrow at a new school. how do you feel?" gabby, my older sister said as we were both laying in my bed being lazy. it was sunday. i was starting a new school in spain. we moved to barcelona, where my brother wanted to start his futbol career.

he was lucky enough to be able to get signed. i guess those hard college days finally were worth it. he prayed for this day to come, and it worked off. i was proud of him, expect the whole family moved to spain for him.

"pretty nervous. i mean, i'm glad we managed to bring hayden with us, because she's my bestfriend, and we can be new kids together but damn is my spanish terrible." i smiled as i looked at her, putting my hair behind my ears. hayden was taking a shower.

"okay but like they don't just speak spanish. they're also teaching english, most speak english, and some mainly spanish."

"yes, i know. but we are mexican. we speak mexico spanish and they speak spain spanish. and hayden's white, she's going to have a hard time" i said as i laughed. we watched hayden get out of the bathroom.

"hey, i might be white but i got some sort of spanish in me" me and gabby looked at her laughing.

"gabby!" we heard my mom shout from downstairs, i looked at her while grabbing my phone off the bedside. hayden put her dirty clothes in her laundry basket. we were sharing a room for the time being.

"i'll be right back" she said as she got up and went to the door.

"isn't it weird that we're in a different country?" hayden said as i looked up from my phone at her. she opened the window and we heard people. we lived in a neighborhood that was pretty close to the city.

we had gotten a decent house. pretty cheap compared to the us. it was a two story house that had 8 rooms. 3 downstairs and 5 upstairs. dad wanted a huge house in case any family members wanted to come down.

"it does, but sometimes new beginnings are good" i said smiling at her. she nodded her head as she closed the window.

hayden moved in with us this year because her family kicked her out. she lived in a very christian household. they were super strict on hayden and hayden didn't like it so she started sneaking out and going to parties and had sex...more than once.

once her parents found out. she was kicked out, luckily though, when my parents found out. they quickly took her in. my parents loved hayden. so now she moved with us to a whole new country.

"i wonder if the guys here are hot. i bet they have sexy accents" hayden said and i scoffed looking away from her.

"you and your boy obsession." i said and we heard my name being shouted. i looked at her. she was smiling.

"why are you smiling? weirdo, come on," i said and she brushed her hair quickly. following me down the stairs.

"yes?" i said smiling. mom and dad were waiting down the stairs. dad was holding a little box. i was confused.

"here. for you, since you are a senior" mom said as dad handed me the little box.

"awh, you guys didn't have to get me anything." i said as i opened the box expecting a necklace. it wasn't a necklace. it was a mercedes car key.

"no, you guys didn't." i said as i opened the front door. i always wanted a mercedes. i walked outside and see chris and gabby standing right by the white mercedes.

"shut up, no. that's not mine.. is it?" i asked as chris and gabby were looking at me, laughing.

"yes! it is your car" gabby said as she came and gave me a big hug. chris joined in too. i unlocked the car, and got inside.

"it smells like new car. stop, i'm so happy right now" i said as i got up, and closed the door. going to hug my parents.

"i don't know why i'm crying" hayden said and we all laughed at her. we took pictures, enjoying the new car.

"let's go for a drive. see if the car suits you" chris said and i smirked at him and looked at my parents.

"you guys better be careful, we still don't know this place very well. get us some dinner" dad said and we all got into the car. chris was in the passenger seat, hayden and gabby in the back.

we drove around spain trying to figure out the roads, and where our school was. it was huge, i could already feel myself throwing up.

"alright, that's enough looking." i said as we drove away. i was nervous about starting a new school, i mean who wouldn't be?

"you nervous?" chris said and i nodded my head. staring at the road. luckily we already knew our way back home but i wasn't going to drive home yet.

"a little bit. you know i have a hard time meeting new people" i said as i cleared my throat, looking at him as we were at a red light.

"about that, there's two guys on my soccer team that are actually in your grade. i told him about you starting school, and he said that he'll be your friend.." chris said as i looked at him.

"chris! why would you do that!" i shouted at him as the light turned green. i quickly turned to a fast food place.

"what? i wanted someone to make you feel welcomed! plus, he told me he also didn't have much friends"

"he's a soccer player! of course he's going to have friends" gabby shouted and i nodded my head as i parked the car.

"maybe even be popular!" hayden also shouted and i nodded my head more aggressively.

"guys, at least you guys are going to have someone to look forward to tomorrow!" chris said yelling as he put his arms up in the air.

"oh my god, chris. what are their names?" i said as i unbuckled myself, and turned off the car.

"marc guiu and hector fort"

"their names even sound popular!" gabby shouted and we all laughed. we got out of the car and went inside the place. already worried about school tomorrow.

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"hayden, turn off your alarm!" i shouted at her, as i smack her. she groaned as she grabbed her phone. hayden loved waking up early to make everyone breakfast.

"it's 5 in the morning" she said and i covered myself with the blanket. i heard her get out of bed.

"i'm getting up at 6, i don't know why you even bother waking up early" i said back to her.

"don't worry, i'm only staying with you for the first week. soon you'll have your own room again" she said as i heard her go to the bathroom.

"thank god" i whispered to myself falling back asleep.

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"again?!" i said as i heard my alarm go off. i felt like i only slept for 5 minutes since hayden woke me up. i groaned as i got up from my bed. i turned off my alarm and walked to the bathroom.

i used the bathroom, and then brushed my teeth. i turned on my straightener. i brushed my hair. i walked to my closet and see my clothes.

"jeans or cargos?" i said staring at my pants hanging up. i went to my phone and turned on music to wake up a little more because i would've just stared at my pants if i could.

as you are by the weeknd started playing and it woke me up more as i sang along. i decided on jean cargo pants because they were my favorite pants at the moment and were cute. plus, why not wear jeans that are cargos?

i laid them flat on my bed as i looked for a shirt to pair them up with. i grabbed a white long sleeve tight fitted shirt. i laid it flat on my bed above the jean cargos.

"yup, this is the fit" i said as i looked at my shoes as i looked back and forth at the clothes on the bed. i went with the panda retro jordan's 1s. i grabbed white nike socks.

i started to put on my socks and soon taking off my shorts and grabbing my cargos as i put them on. i put on my long sleeve pushing it down so i don't get dress coded and then buttoning my cargos.

"do they have a dress code here?" i asked myself as i grabbed my shoes putting them on and then having my cargos cover them. i got up as i looked at myself in my body mirror.

"who knows but this outfit was cuter in my head" i said as i went to the bathroom straightening my hair, fixing it, making it look more straight. brushing it once i was done. unplugging the straightener once i was done.

i turned off the straightener, walking back out to my vanity sitting down. i grabbed lashes putting them on and then my gloss. i put on my favorite silver jewelry along with my silver necklace with my name on it. i get up putting on perfume.

"okay, since i don't know anyone here, i can post myself without feeling embarrassed because it's a school day." i said as i laughed at myself. i grabbed my phone taking a mirror selfie. i put the time stamp and location. i posted it on my story.

i answered back my snaps, which was only like 20 people from texas. i snapped them back and went downstairs. i checked the time and it was barely 7:20, school here started at 8.

weird time, but it was a lot better than my school over in texas. they made us come to school at like 7:15. like excuse me. i was late everyday.

"good morning!" i heard hayden said and i saw my mom right by her smiling. she loved having hayden around because cooking went a lot faster. hayden was basically her third daughter.

"good morning, what did you guys make?" i smiled as i sat at the island. i watched as mom handed me a glass of orange juice. i took a sip.

"we made your favorite, waffles!" hayden said as she put a plate in front of me, there was a side of cut up strawberry. i smiled.

"the best" i said as i began to eat my food. i watched tiktok as i had nothing else to do. i looked up and saw a sleepy gabby.

"is it almost time for you guys to leave?" she asked and i looked at the time on my phone. i nodded my head, no.

"we have like 15 minutes left" i said and she nodded her head, yawning. hayden and i had to leave at 7:45 so we can go by the office and pick up our schedule.

"okay, i'm going to wake up chris. you guys better be outside so we can take pictures" gabby said as she walked off and i looked at mom who nodded her head agreeing.

"okay, look we're outside. come on, we have ten minutes" i said and they started to take pictures. they took pictures of us together, by ourselves with my siblings, without hayden. everything.

"okay, okay. let them go!" mom said as chris was holding on to me and gabby onto hayden. we laughed.

"bye kiddos!"

"bye moon! bye hayden!"

"bye girlies!"

we heard all different responses. dad had started a new job today and had to get to work early so they can train him. we had said our 'good lucks' last night to each other.

we had made it to the school as it was a 5 minute drive from my house. i parked, turning off the car. i looked over at hayden. she had the biggest smile on her face and it made me smile.

"you excited?"

"hell yes, i am. a new start, new people, this is going to be amazing." she said as she got out and i smiled at her. i was nervous but i knew i had to keep my cool with hayden.

she was the social one, but she was also the easily sensitive one too. i was very antisocial, but i knew never to let people get to me. but starting today i had to be social.

"let's go" i said as we walked to the building. it was easy but also hard reading the spanish words everywhere.

"hola" i said as we walked into the office. there was a lady that looked to be in her early thirties at the table smiling.

"hola! you two are the new students? don't worry, we speak english here! but the students love to speak spanish. most do speak english in your class though! seniors?" she said and i smiled nodding my head. hayden was looking around the office.

"luna martinez and hayden hart?" she asked as she went through her papers on the table.

"yes!" i said and she looked at the papers.

"so, most of these are since you guys were the top of your class from where you guys came from. you guys are also pretty close to top here, also since being american, you guys get privileges. you guys have all your classes together, expect one. hayden, we would like you to take a spanish class so you can learn spanish"

"oh, okay! that's fine" she said and i cleared my throat. hayden looked at me, shrugging her shoulders.

"you guys will be in the building together, if that's what your worried about luna"

"no..yes, it's just i'm her only ride and i was worried you guys would keep her after school or something"

"no, no, no! not at all. that is hayden's last period, i was looking at your schedule and you were an aid for last period, and you also enjoyed doing yearbook right?"

"yes, i was, and i did."

"your last period is a photography class. we noticed you had a business of photography, and we would love if you joined that class. no pressure" she said and i smiled. i love everything about photography, so it was a no brainer.

"i would love to take that class" i smiled and she smiled back. she secretly celebrated as she air clapped. the bell rang, and we saw two young men come into the office. they were a whole foot taller than me and hayden.

the tallest one had light brown hair almost blonde it was sorta in a mullet. i'm not one to like mullets but for him, yes. he also had the prettiest brown eyes. he had his head held high and he made direct eye contact with me. he had on light blue jeans that were baggy, and a grey hoodie on top with a white shirt under, you could see the shirt sticking out, paired with white oreo jordan's 4s. he has a silver tennis bracelet on his left wrist, and a apple watch on his other. he was wearing a sliver necklace with a pendant on it and a chain that was a shorter length. he also had his ears pierced. he was so hot. i couldn't help but stare at him. he was making me sorta nervous, so i looked away to the guy behind him.

the one behind him was a inch shorter than him. he had black curly hair and a very sharp jawline. he also had dark brown eyes, and was wearing black cargo pants and a black hoodie on top.  he had a watch on his left wrist, and a diamond bracelet on the other. he had a chain hanging from his hoodie. i just knew hayden would definitely like him. she always had a thing for guys with curly hair.

"marc! hector! you guys are just in time. these are the new students, luna and hayden. marc and hector are going to be your tour guides today. they actually asked if they can be your guides. very nice gentlemen." she said and i smiled at her. they both  had the sweetest smile on their faces. they were the guys, chris told us about...and asked them if they could make us feel welcomed. stupid chris.

"hi" pretty boy with brown eyes said. he had his hand out. i took it, shaking it.

"hi" i smiled, his smile grew bigger once he saw mine. he seemed very strong just by shaking his hand. i felt like he didn't want to let go.

"i'm luna," i blurted out because i began to get nervous. he kept smiling. i just knew, he knew i was getting nervous.

"i'm marc" he said. i looked at hayden who also had the biggest smile on her face. marc was the one i wanted.

"this is hayden" i said as he slowly let go of my hand. he went to shake hayden's hand.

"hey" hayden said as she shook his hand. he broke off the contact with her quick like he missed looking at me because he quickly looked back at me.

"hector" hector said as he took out his hand and i shook it. he looked at me for a second and then quickly looked at hayden, shaking her hand.

"okay, now that you introduced yourself to each other. go to class! oh, luna and hayden. you guys will have to meet the principal later. maybe after school or before your last period starts. she's in a meeting right now. but i'll find you guys! have a great first day!" she said and we all walked out of the office.

"you guys have the same four first periods as us right?" marc said as he looked at my schedule.

"oh, we have all our classes together..." marc said to me and i looked at him.

"expect last period, that's when hector and i go to football practice" he said, he was in the team chris is in. i smiled.

"you are chris's little sister right?" hector said from marc's side and i looked over at him and i nodded my head.

"i am, yes. hayden isn't related to us, but we're working on that. she's just living with us" i said and hayden nodded her head. which was true. my parents were trying to adopt her. hayden's parents easily signed their daughter away.

"why?" hector asked and i shrugged my shoulders. i wasn't going to tell them exactly why and hayden wasn't either. i mean, would you tell two guys you just met why you're living with your bestfriend?

"didn't want luna to come to a school in spain by herself. i had to come" hayden said and they chuckled her at response.

"exactly why" i said and we all laughed. we went to our first period. everyone ooo'd as they saw us. this is when i just knew marc and hector were popular.

"marc, hector. you're late"

"no, sir. we're not. we were told to escort our new students. luna, and hayden. here's the excused tardy." marc said as he handed him a piece of paper. 

"oh okay. well, welcome luna and hayden." the teacher said, and i smiled. marc and hector sat down at their table.

instead of desk, i think every classroom just had tables that sat two. they had rows of tables that just sat down two people.

"you guys are free to sit at the tables that are empty. we are just talking about our summers" just to my luck i was sitting right by marc, and hayden sat by hector. apparently since it had to be boy-girl. like come on..

everyone watched as we sat down. i heard whispering behind me. it was the girl behind me and the other girl behind her. please, it's the first day and i know they're already going to talk. great.

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"this is the cafeteria room, you guys can sit with us. it might be a little weird since it's just all guys..." marc said as we walked into the cafeteria room.

"but they're pretty cool. the guys aren't too bad." hector said.

"okay, we'll sit with you guys" i said, and marc smiled at me. hayden and i brought our own lunches. hayden made it for us.

"i don't know if i want to eat, i'm like too nervous" i whispered to hayden as we sat down. there was three other guys with us.

"luna, you have to eat. you know, we don't like when you don't" hayden whispered back to me. everyone was worried when i didn't eat, because they all thought i had some sort of eating disorder because eating would make me sick.

"i'll eat when i get home, i'm just going to eat the grapes." i said as i took out my grapes from my bag. hayden scoffed at me.

"hey, this is hayden and luna. the new girls" hector said to the guys. one had fluffy hair, one wore glasses, and one had his nose pierced.

"this is dereck, manny, and robert" marc said pointing at each. manny had fluffy hair, robert was wearing glasses, and dereck was the one with his nose pierced.

"hola, hablas inglés or español? (hi, do you speak english or spanish?)" manny said, smiling.

"los dos, pero más inglés (both, but more english)" i said to him.

"we speak english, manny just wanted to impress" dereck said as he rolled his eyes, and he took a bite of his sandwich.

"shut up" manny said smacking his arm. hayden and i laughed.

"and you...?" manny asked looking at hayden. i looked at her as she looked at me.

"english. just pure english, i'm white" she said and i giggled at her. they did too.

"wait so you two aren't related?" robert asked as he pointed at us. i nodded my head, no.

"no, she's just living with me. she's my bestfriend"

"what about your parents?" dereck asked and i looked over at him. i looked over at marc who looked like he also wanted to know. his eyes met mine and he sat up straight.

"dereck, chill out on the personal questions" marc said and dereck put his hands up in the air.

"woah, i'm sorry" he said and we all laughed at him. i looked over at hayden who smiled.

"hey, marc." we heard a female voice say. i looked over and it was the prettiest girl i ever seen.

"carmen" marc said back to her. he cleared his throat. sorta like he didn't want to talk to her.

"i heard you're friends with the newbies. why don't you come sit with us, marc? we don't want you to rot" she said. i take back her being pretty, her personality was terrible.

"carmen, would you leave marc alone. he doesn't want you." dereck said with no shame.

"shut up, you rat" carmen said back at him. woah, what is happening?

"carmen, i'm going to stay here and sit with my friends" marc said and she had an angry expression on her face.

"whatever" she said and she left.

"she's so annoying" manny said. they didn't speak about her after that. i wanted to know who she was, and why she was obsessed with marc.

lunch had ended quick, as all we did was laugh and joke around. they made us feel very welcomed. it was fun hanging out with their friends. they were pretty cool.

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"and this is your last period" marc said to me. it was just the two of us as hector took hayden to her class. it was just the teacher, who was thankfully a woman, and two other students. one boy and one girl. i smiled.

"is this our new member, luna?" the teacher said, and i smiled. i waved at her.

"hi"

"yes, mrs perez. this is her." marc said and i looked at him, and he smiled at me. the height difference between us, was what i deserved. he was a whole foot taller than me. i had to look up at him, and he had to look down at me.

"well thank you for showing her where class is. have fun at practice, marc!" mrs perez said and marc let his gaze go.

"yes, of course. i'll see you tomorrow, luna. i hope you had a great first day" he said and waved goodbye. i didn't want him to leave.

"i'm glad you took my class. this is rosa and that's daniel" she said as she pointed at the two sitting at the table by each other.

"hi, i'm luna" i smiled as i joined them at the table.

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"what a first day of school. i had a blast" hayden said as we walked into the house. i left my backpack in the mud room along with my keys on the table.

hayden closed the door behind her, following what i did. we walked to the living room, and saw mom on the couch.

"hi mom" i said as i sat on the couch by her. she smiled.

"hi" hayden said as she laid right by me.

"hi girls, how was school?"

"it was amazing. i love it here already" hayden said and i laughed at her, i laid my head on my moms lap as she played with my hair.

"it was good. we're friends with the popular guys" i said and mom looked surprised.

"already?"

"i know" i said, and we all laughed together in the living room. talking about our days.

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chapter 1. DONE.

new book! i'm not sure how i feel about this one yet because i haven't really decided what this book would be about anyways. popular guy gets the loner? well technically she isn't a loner but yk. idk anyways i'm in love with marc guiu atm that's why i wanted to write about him. :)

also ik that schools are different and not all alike but i have no idea how schools in spain work. we have a foreign exchange student from spain, and i have yet to ask her. but i'm going how we do school in texas. but yet again this is all made up so :) but lmk if you love or hate it. i'll take the honesty!

HII GUYS!! I FINALLY POSTED MY BOOK ON TUMBLR!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT!! IM ALSO NEW TO THIS APP SO CUT ME SOME SLACK! PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME!

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KIM HONGJOONG BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS (IDOL!KHJ X SINGER/MUSICIAN!READER):

⚫️summary; basically what the title says my guy, these are somethings I feel dating Joong would include if you were also a musician/singer but, a fan of his as well.

⚠️warnings; swearing, our scorpio captain’s sass, implied smut, ATEEZ being crackheads, etc. please do not read below if you are not 18+. I an a grown ass adult woman & do not need children on my blog, thanks. anywho STREAM GOLDEN HOUR!! LET’s GO ATINY!! 🩷

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-dating HongJoong would definitely begin by him being too shy or intimidated by you to approach you but, when he does, he doesn’t regret a single thing.

-he probably saw you when he was out & about with the boys & you caught his eye, one of the members sees this & encourages him to talk to you.

-“Hyung! I see you eyeing her, go talk to her. Or are you too scared?” Yunho joked, being Joong’s pain in the ass & of course Joong, red ears & all scowls at him before making his way to the isle you’re in. The beauty isle.

-you walked around a bit & searched for a good primer & moisturizer but couldn’t seem to find the one you wanted & he saw that cute pouty look on your face & took his chance.

-grabbing a product he was somewhat familiar with due to his makeup artists always teaching him what’s best, he makes his way to you; “If you’re looking for a good base this is what I use sometimes.” the accent evident in his voice & the ATEEZ shirt evident on you as you turn your shoulders towards him, you both stand there, eyes wide, goofy smiles & you in awe of one of your favorite artists speaking to you & him in awe of how much prettier you were up close, an artist he had been following on the low for some time leading up to their debut.

-“Oh! Hi, I mean thank you.” You stutter a bit & he catches on. A bit of confidence growing in his chest he hands you the product & brushes his hand in yours, subtly but the spark surely makes it a noticeable exchange.

-“I like your shirt. Are you ATINY?” He smiles, that damn smile, it would become a big toy of his int he future. Always using it against you.

-“Yeah, I guess you can say that, I recently got into your group actually. I like your guys’ vibe.” He proceeds to ask you who your favorite member is & your cheeks pink up.

-“Well, seeing as my face is already answering for me, it’s you but, i’m more curious of why you’re here. Speaking to a random fan in a random store.” He admired your ability to switch the dominance but still letting him control the conversation. He found it sexy.

-“I saw a pretty girl, got a bit of courage & was trying to get more to ask for her number. What will her response be?” His eyes a bit darker now, a mix of care, curiosity & enticement.

-“Her response would be to give it to you. Her number of course.” You giggle at the last bit & he does too. You continue to chat until the other few members who had come to the store with him for some snacks come to find him. They introduce themselves & end up actually being very kind (duh) & you exchange numbers with HongJoong before parting ways.

-for weeks on end you two text anytime he can & he constantly apologizes for the lack of a set schedule, you continuously reminding & assuring you understood why. They were on tour after all.

-time zones, jet lag, production, composition, all still ran his day but, he now added in “communicate with Y/N” or “check in with Y/N” to his list.

-throughout the first 2-3 months you would FaceTime and get to know each other more until you tell him about a trip to Seoul you & your bestfriend had planned. you swear you saw his face light up more than you ever had & he asked for all the info.

-safe to say he is the type to set up a car to pick you & your best friend up & take you both around Seoul safely & securely so he can also join with some members for dinners, lunches or late night outings when they can.

-the 2 week trip was the highlight of your guys’ relationship. it was when he asked to be closer to you, to have an official standing & title of Couple with you. (he asked you to be his girlfriend okay? he’s just a lil passionate & did it in a very poetic way because—Scorpio)

-those 2 weeks after 3 months of FaceTimes, Phone Calls, Texting & Voice Messages were where it truly began for the two of you, you were pursuing your own music career, your best friend an upcoming actress & he already being the Idol he was, made it all so much easier to understand your crazy schedules.

-it’s adventurous, passionate & terrifying all together but, 6 months after that meeting in the store, you move to Seoul, making it easier to be around him.

-You soon sky rocket into the music world/industry with your EP/Debut & he couldn’t be prouder. You were set to perform at Music Bank & he was definitely fighting to be there. He was, ATEEZ was & they all cheered you on with all their might.

-you hard launched that day, a picture with OT8 captioned “my 7 best friends & the love of my life as my biggest supporters (ATINY & Y/F/N) you guys better fight harder for me!”

-ATINY went crazy because they had speculated as well as your fans (Y/F/N) had. The Dispatch pictures/articles & Western articles openly talking about the two of you & how close you’d gotten, etc. This only confirmed it.

-dating an Idol as a Western Artist was a bit hard but, you made it work, soon that random meeting of two fans of each other’s work, became a connection, then a relationship & now 2 years later, you’re both on tour, making sure your scheduled shows line up in the same cities whenever they can just to keep each other close.

-per his words HongJoong has assured you “no matter how far apart we are, what time zone we’re both in, if it’s different continents we’re on, you’re always on my mind & in my heart. come on Y/N, we broke many stereotypes already, we were meant to find each other, we got this.” his hands in your hair while you’re both tangled in either his or your hotel room on the one of few cities you both were performing in at the same time.

-even with the hardships, you fought for one another, surprise trips (planned with each other’s companies/managers), big yet intimate dinners alone, dinners with your mutual friends, other members, staff, etc. anything to spend time together & with your guys’ people/friends was what made it so easy.

-you two bounce off the other’s energy. you being a producer as well, made it easy for him to feel understood & seen in his deepest & most intimate moments. he opened up a lot to you, like you did with him.

-this was only the beginning though, he had a lot planned for your lives together. a power couple if you will, is what he saw you as & you did too.

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-A/N: LMK WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS WANT ME TO WRITE, I WILL BE ACCEPTING REQUESTS FOR ANY ATEEZ MEMBER, JUST INBOX ME & I GOT YOU! sorry this wasn’t my best work just some things I thought of while working on my lil secret life 👀 anywho! LOVE YOU GUYS!! 🩷🩷🩷 & TYSM FOR HELPING ME SURPASS 200 FOLLOWERS!!

[entertainmentgirl80]

Wet Dreamz (Jake 'Hangman' Seresin X Robert 'Bob' Floyd X Koko)

Warnings: Sexy Smut, Mentions Of Bisexually, Hint Of Insecurity Bout Dentures, Threesome, Wet Dreams and Viewer Discretion Is Advised 🔞

One night, you and Bobby went to bed after you put Anastasia down for bedtime, y'all went to sleep, so while you sleeping, you been dreaming about no other than: Jake 'Hangman' Seresin (the godfather of your daughter and your best friend). And yes even though it's kinda wrong but you couldn't help that he is a handsome man: gorgeous face, nice body to look at, easy on the eyes, and that southern accent you can't help but fell in love with when you first met him with that charm of his. So while dreaming, you wake up in the bed with no clothes on and it's didn't dom on you that you in Jake's room because of his room is full of Texan stuff (especially his Longhorn jersey and his collection of cowboy hats), so as the door opens, you saw almost all his glory in his boxers standing there while your jaw is dropping:

"Hey, darlin," like what you see?" He has a smirk on his face.

"Yes, yes I do." You still in shocked.

So he crawled into the bed towards you, and he looked into your brown eyes, and you said:

"Jakee" you said to him in quietly manner.

"Tell me what you want, sweets." He has a grin on his features.

Then, you starting to feel something wet is because he makes you shiver the way he talks to you, no other man would.

"Oh, baby, you wet for me, all this time you been thinking about me, so I'm gonna give it to you what you want." And so he starting to kiss you, on the neck, on your breasts and you starting to shaking a little bit, because how he touches you. So right before he goes down on you, your husband is calling your name:

"Koko, Koko, KOKO!!!"

"Huh? Oh shit!" You waking from your sleep, and come to realization that you wet the bed.

"I'm so sorry Bobby, this is my fault, babe." You were embarrassed.

"That okay, hun, I know you didn't mean it." He understands.

"Okay, but hey, I'm gonna check on Ana, alright?"

"All right, my love." He changed the sheets.

So it's morning time, and Bob just already got up and getting ready to go to work, while you is fixing some breakfast for Anastasia and Bobby knows you not yourself this morning so he ask her what on her mind:

"Hey, you all right?" He ask

"Yeah, just lot on my mind, babe that all."

"Well do you wanna talk about it when I come back home?"

"Yes, I would like that."

"Okay, sweet girl, but hey I talk to you later when I'm getting back home, okay? Love you." He kisses you on your forehead and Anastasia's as well.

"Okay, love you too baby."

So, while your husband at work, you doing some cleaning, changing some diapers for Ana, making sure the bills pay, so after you did all that, your mind is still lingering about your sexy dreams about Jake, so you were about text Jake or Bob about your confession but you just decided to wait till Bobby comes home tell him everything. So after your husband did come home from Top Gun, you greeted him with a hug and a kiss on the lips.....

"Honey, I'm home." Bob greeted in the house.

"Hey baby boy, how is work?" You ask him bout his day.

"It's interesting but same, so how yours today?" He asked

"It's was fine, and Anastasia is still sleeping. I'm just fed her."

"Well, that good."

"Yeah, but hey, can we talk since you home now? You ask to talk to him.

"Yeah, sure."

So as y'all two sit down in the kitchen table and you starting to speak:

"Okay, remember I have had an accident in the bed since this morning?"

"Yeah, what about it?" He has a concern on his face.

"Well, I've had a weird dream since last night."

"With who?" He wants to know.

"I'm been having dreams about Jake." You confront him about your confession.

"Since, how long you have them dreams?" He wants to know.

"Since we went to the beach and saw his shirt off." Your voice felt shaky but nervous.

"Why didn't you tell me beforehand?" He concerns.

"Because I'm was scared that you gonna leave and divorce me, and I know it's not right to daydream about another man and thinking about him sexu-"

Bob cuts her off

"Baby, you know, I'm not going anywhere, you know that, right?" He holds both your hands.

"I'm know" you nodded.

So surprisingly enough, Bob got an idea....

"But hey, look, I'm know it's out of our marriage, but I will give you a hall pass for one night only with Jake, but on one condition:"

"Okay, what is it?"

"I'm want to watch just for sexual pleasure."

"Okay, that fair." You agree with the agreement with your husband.

"So you gonna call Jake about our agreement?"

"Yeah, but I'm about to text him now."

"Okay, well, I'm gonna check on Anastasia." He went to the living room.

"Alright."

So after your confession with your husband, you are about to text Jake and ask him to come over tomorrow after work:

Koko: Hey, J, what up?

Jake: Hey, darlin, nothing much. Just got some food, and I'm home now. And what about you?

Koko: Ohh, okay, that what up, nothing much, just chilling, doing mom duties, but hey, are you busy tomorrow after work?

Jake: Ohh, okay, understandable, and no, not really. What up, though?

Koko: Can you come over at the house tomorrow and we can have a talk, please?

Jake: Yeah, sure anything for you, so what time you want me to come?

Koko: Around at 4:50

Jake: Okay, no problem, sweets, see you tomorrow.

Koko: Okay, love you cowboy. 🤠😘

Jake: Love you too darlin'.

So the following day, while Bobby is at work, you doing your housewife duties as usual, and you just waiting for the time passing by, for both of your men to get off from work, and so when Bobby, and Jake coming from work from Top Gun. You were excited to see both of them...

"Hey guys, how work today?" You greeted and hugged both of them.

"Hey Koko, how is my best friend doing today?" Jake smiles towards you.

"I'm doing fine." You give him a smile back to him.

"And how my beautiful goddaughter lately?" He asks you.

"She is doing well, and she is sleeping right now. But hey, since you are here, can we have a chat outside?"

"Yeah, sure darlin'"

So, y'all two walk outside, just to talk about your confession and you being straightforward about it.....

"Okay, since we are outside now, the reason why I'm asking you to come over since yesterday is because I'm have a confession to tell you." You wanna be honest to him.

"Okay, what is it, sweets?" He wants to know.

"Okay, so I'm been having dreams lately, and it's a weird one, but not with my husband." You talking to him while y'all walking in the neighborhood.

"Who is it?" He has concern on his features.

"You" you confess to him

Then, Jake starts to chuckle at first, and he realizes that Koko wasn't joking.....

"Oh, you really are not joking, aren't you sweets?" He was a little surprised.

"No, so that why I'm didn't tell you nor Bobby at first because I was scared you were not gonna talk to me anymore or whatever."

"Sweetheart, you my best friend, and you know I always gonna be here till the day I die, right?" He hugged you while he comforted you.

"Yeah," you nodded at him.

"So what you gonna do next?" He asks you.

"Well, Bobby, give me a hall pass for one night only."

"For what?" He has confused face.

"To have sex with you." You shrugged.

"Oh wow that different but are you sure you want do this? It's no turning back and you know that sweets, pun intended." He being genuinely honest.

"I'm know that J, and yes I'm do." You stated but you accept the agreement.

"All right, as you wish, so when we gonna do it?" He asked went & where.

"Tomorrow night, at your place at 9:00. And I'm got a babysitter for Ana as well." You tell him a time & a place.

"Okay, that fair, so that it or do you have any more secrets that I would like to know?" He wants to know.

"Well I'm do have one more thing: I'm bisexual by the way and also can you bring me a woman for us for a threesome too, please?" You confess him about your sexual orientation.

"Wow, you are full of surprises, aren't you sweets?" He have a grin on his face.

"Honey, you have no idea and hey what can I say? I'm being me." You have a smirk on your features.

And so, after y'all two have a good talk from walking around the neighborhood, Jake take you back to the house safely because it's getting dark soon, so before he leaves he went inside to see Anastasia briefly, then told Bob that he see him later, and y'all two give each other a hug and then he left to go home.....

The following night, after y'all got a babysitter for Anastasia, you and Bobby are on the way to Jake's house for a little sexy fun, so after y'all arrived at the place, you is wearing one of your graphic dresses, with your slip-on sneakers on but underneath you have on a lace black bra & panties too as well, just to try your best to look cute. And you knock on the door, immediately he answers the door:

"Hey, I'm glad y'all made it." He greeted you in his southern accent.

"Hey, I know, right? I'm just a little nervous, though, you know?

"Hey, hey, you know I got you, you have nothing to be nervous for, darlin, so come on in and make yourselves at home."

So after y'all two went inside, then you see a beautiful brunette woman with nice curvy hips, and she has on a sexy lingerie that covered her curves just bout right.

"Oh Linda, this is Koko and her husband Bob, guys. This is Linda, whom I'm met at the bar yesterday." He introduced y'all to her.

"It's nice to meet you, and you gorgeous, by the way. " You introduce yourself to her.

"Thank you, it's nice to meet you too also, and you beautiful, by the way."

So, after y'all introduced each other, y'all four went to Jake's bedroom, and y'all bout to start, and before you do, you want to say something to Bobby who is sitting down before he enjoy the show.....

"Hey Bobby, are you gonna be okay, right?"

"Baby, this is gonna be a new experience for me, and trust me, I know Jake is gonna take you the way I do, so just have fun it okay?" He said to you with love.

"Okay, love you, baby boy." You smile to him.

"Love you too." He give you a kiss.

So it's just the three of y'all standing, and so you decided to step forward to Jake to kiss him before y'all have a mutual respect for each other because y'all friends. So while kissing him, his lips taste like sweet honey because of the way he looks at you like that. And so he starting to undressed you, especially unclasped your bra, the way you standing there naked like that, Jake couldn't help that you look beautiful and the way he touches you is like electricity that no one else will besides your husband.

So Jake climbed up the bed, where you laid at he starting to do foreplay on you like kissing on your neck, kissing on your body, kissing & touching on your breasts, he starting to lick on one of your nipples and you arch your back the way he touched you like it's heaven on earth, "Jakeee" you said to him while you moaning on his name, "you look so gorgeous woman" he said to you in a genuine compliment, "tell me what you want darlin." He cooed, "I'm want you to make love with me", you said to him while you look into his beautiful emerald, but however he looked at you scanning from his green eyes he stop for a minute and asked you "what wrong darlin did I'm do something wrong?"

He asked you because he saw the little sadness on your face , "it's just that am I beautiful to you?" You asked him about your insecurities, "why you ask that, sweetheart?" He asked you with a concern face, "is because I'll have dentures, but I'm not wearing them, so I'm not beautiful without them."

"Sweetheart you're still beautiful with or without them for the moment that I'll first saw you at the bar but however it's was my first time saw you without them for the first time when you gone in labor with Ana. But look at the end of the day. I don't care whether you have dentures or not.

You are still beautiful to me, okay?" He said to you with the most genuine way with a smile on his face that made your heart skip a beat little bit and make your cheeks blush as well too because of his genuine honest opinion. So after hours y'all two looking at each other, you forgot about Linda and your husband.

"Oh shit we forgot about Linda." She fell asleep while we taking sweet time, Bob is sleep too as well, you & him are chuckling at each other that y'all taking too damn long but while y'all still in the bed, so as he kissed your palm then, out of nowhere Jake starting to fingering you in your vagina with that big hand of his and teasing you with his infamous smirk on face in a playful way and you starting to moan the way you saying his name:

"Jakeee I'ma bout t-to, bout to.", "it's okay babygirl cum for me it's alright just cum to my fingers okay?" He said to you in a low but stern voice, after you finally came for him in a loud voice of yours because you can't help it the way you make sound after you climaxed, Linda & Bob just waking up and she said "it's the party still going on?"

"Yes baby, it's still going on, and here you're dessert."

Jake said to her with the lust in his green eyes, so as she climbs to the bed where Jake & Koko at, she starts to kiss on Koko's lips, while she making out with her, she started to touch on her breasts playing with them, while Linda is using her fingers to rubbing on her clit, Jake kissing on her shoulder, it's starting to make Bob more horny than ever, his cock is starting to get hard as a rock while he watching his wife having a threesome with Jake & Linda in the bed.

So after Linda finished her making out sessions with you, the final climax of the night is when you want Jake to come inside you: "okay darlin are you ready for your gift bag?" He said to you with a grin, "yes Jake I'm ready for it." You said to him with a mischievous smirk on your face, "okay sweets", so when he take off his boxers and long be hold that his dick is big but is hard as a rock the way it's look and your jaw drop because it's just you pictured it in your head cause of the dream that you have with him wearing only his boxers and his dick is poking out like that...

So as he climbs back to his bed yall switched sides from the bed so as he laying down resting himself in between your legs making sure you felt comfortable as he put his hands around your wrist making sure you straight though, "okay sweets I'm gonna try to take it nice & slow, but try to make it painless as possible as I'm can, okay?

Now, if you want me to stop: tap my arm, but I just want to make sure you are comfortable with that all." Jake always been a gentleman even though he can be cocky but arrogant sometimes but he still do got that southern gentleman likeable which I'm really like from him plus he would do anything for you because he do have a heart. "Okay I'm trust you Jake" you said to him, he smiled down at you with a kiss on your temple so as he lining himself up to your entrance and you is wrapping your hands on both of his shoulders & back soon he's gently pushing in, you eyes is sneezing almost close the way he put your tip in you. "Ouch." You felt it as he entered you, "Are you okay?" Jake asked, "mmhm, you okay keep going, " you tell him while you mutter, "Little more baby girl, I promise hold on.

"Jake promises you. Once he bottomed out, you whimper, "Hey, hey, look at me. You know I will never hurt you, you know that, right?" He said to you with a promise, "Yeah, I know," you said to him back, "Okay, I'm gonna start moving, alright?", "Okay" you whisper.

As soon he starts his movements, he draws himself out of you as easily as he can before he's can thrust back in. You start groaning more loudly as you wrap an arm around his shoulder as he starts to move his hips around you, the pain feeling slowly transitioning into white flashes of pressure. He's stretched you out with each thrust. But he remains at the same tempo & depth. However, you can feel your insides to start beginning to shake.

"You close babygirl, you are so close," Jake muttered, "Jake I'm bou- bout to" you moan while you trying to found the words to him, "that it sweetie, you wanna come?, you can come I got you". He said to you, so as y'all climaxing, you give into the feeling that soon y'all spilling over the edge as he reaches in between of your pressed bodies and he rubs your clit for added pleasure. Jake growls in your ear as both of you kiss on the lips.

So after y'all done having sex, you, Jake, & Linda are looking at Bob with a concerned face of yours, making sure he is okay. "Bobby, hey baby, are you good, you straight?"

You said to him, "That. was. INCREDIBLE!!!" He said with an exciting shock look on his face, "wow I'm can't believe it's making me more horny after seeing this, though, but anyway, you good baby?"

He asked you, "Yeah, we're good, " you said to him back as you smiled at both of them. "Hey Koko, let me clean you up before you leave, okay?",

"Okay," you nodded, "Well, I'm bout to head out, and thanks for the fun, including you, Koko." Linda said farewell to yall, and she kissed Koko for a goodbye one more time.

So afterwards Jake cleaned you up, as y'all bout to head home Jake bout to tell you something: "hey guys", "mhmm what up love" you said to him, "I'm know y'all bout to go home to check on Ana but would be okay for y'all to stay at my place for the night because it's already getting late and I'm don't want y'all to be out this time of the night though is that okay for yall?" Jake asked y'all, "You okay with it, Bobby?" You nodded, "Yeah, sure that be okay, but how we gonna tell Rooster that we spend the night at Jake's house, they gonna think you cheated on me or else. " Bob worried, knowing the fact he babysitting y'all daughter at the house though. "Don't worry, we tell him that we check in at a hotel for the night, and nobody wouldn't know. She winks at you with a grin.

A/N: Well, I'm have to start over from a snatch, but did tweak on some things, but I hope y'all enjoy the story and sorry it's a long one-short story. 😌🫶🏾😍😏

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Some smut idea dump for Slimav I came up with in the haze of disordered sleep from jetlag.

Also the angst is eating me up, man. Gotta be horny and let the boys fuck in peace sometimes.

TW: NSFW themes. Explicit discussion of consensual sexual contents. Unhinged discussion about Slider’s himboness.

1. Slider dressed as a mad scientist for Halloween, except for the fact it’s not Halloween just yet. Mav comes home to see his boyfriend trying out his very intricate costume (Believe it or not, Sli can be pretty artsy, duh!) with a white coat and a black sweater and trousers and gloves and everything. “Ah! Welcome home mister Pete Mitchell! It is a very nice night, no?” Slider says in a thick German accent. “Say, what made you come here? To my humble lab?”

“Sli, what the fuck?” Maverick laughs, dropping a bag of groceries on the floor. “You’re gonna be…what, German Dr. Strange this year?”

“Ow c’mon dickhead, don’t make me break a character!” Slider hisses as he flips up his goggles (all foggy and stained with some mysterious liquid and everything. Jesus, the details.). “Also yeah, this is me speaking like a true Kerner. Sue me.”

“It's kinda sexy, though. You talking like that.” Maverick places a chaste kiss on his cheek. “What's on your mind, Dr. Kerner?”

Alternatively: Sli is dominant and breedable and Mav is enjoying the every bit of the wild ride before Halloween. Featuring Slider’s sexy German accent and some good-ol’ clothed sex w/ ass eating because why not.

2. Slimav phone sex arch. This is inspired by none other than Tutti Frutti by New Order! basically Sli and Mav are in a long-distance relationship (I'm imagining Sli flying for Hawaiian Airlines after he retires from the Navy while Mav is in Nevada. This info may or may not be relevant to my current series.) and one day Mav has a bad day. A really bad day. But don’t you worry, Sli is here for help with his slutty voice and much more slutty act of service using his dildo. Set in the mid 00s. I mean…have you seen the pic of Rick talking on the phone in his tank top? Yeah.

3. Couch sex on a cold, snowy day. The central heating in Slider’s house breaks down and he has to flee to Mav’s tiny home. Two bros huddling for warmth kissing each other on the lips cause they are so gay. This could be either pre or during relationship but I’d like to imagine an accidental kiss and touching between two friends, or a still awkward sexual encounter between a fresh couple.

4. Slider w/ a fucking long tongue, pre-relationship. Having a long-ass tongue is all fun and games until you constantly bite your tongue while eating, speaking, and even sleeping. If Ice’s got a oral fixation involving his lips and teeth, Slider’s got a habit of playing with his tongue (biting, twisting, licking his lips, running his tongue on a fork, etc) and Maverick notices that. One day Sli’s showing off some cool tricks using his tongue and Mav’s like wow that’s kinda impressive bro bet the ladies are satisfied hehe and Sli’s like what ladies????? Oh you mean my ladies????? Sorry I don’t really go down like that. Spoiler alert; Sli’s got a great mouth for cockwarming/sucking and Mav’s about to fucking lose it in the bathroom stool of a bar. I can never get tired of Sli’s toothy wide grin guys, to the point of headcannoning the length of his tongue. Send help.

[that-glitter-chick]

Mighty Ducks the Animated Series Headcanons

GOOD GUYS

Wildwing: Bi, Aromatic. Type, Canard & Tanya. His heart belongs to his childhood best friend Canard, but I think Tanya could’ve made him happy too, if you want to go that route.

Canard: Gay. Type, Wildwing. It’s always been Wildwing. He thinks he’s being subtle but everyone can see it, except Wildwing of course.🙄😑🤷🏻‍♀️

Nosedive: Straight, but open minded if the right guy came along. Type, he thinks it’s “gorgeous and sexy” (typical teenage boy), but it’s really “fun and quirky”. So basically thinks it’s Lucretia when it’s actually Tanya lol. For guys, someone caring and wise like Duke or Grin, but they’re too old for him, so they’re just friends.

Duke: Pan with a female preference. I blame Falcone for scaring him emotionally and making him hesitant to try men again. He is a little attracted to Wildwing but there’s the age difference and the whole he’s the leader thing, it’d be too much drama.

Tanya: Same scenario as Duke, Pan with a preference for males, because Lucretia messed with her head and heart so badly in the past. She keeps herself busy so she has an excuse not to try again.

Grin: Ace. Ace-est of the Ace. King of Aces. Ace-Zilla. Mountain of Ace. You get the idea.

Mallory: Straight as she shoots. I like to think she had a little crush on Canard back in the day but it was really just misinterpreted respect and admiration. She’s subconsciously attracted to “bad boys” (*cough*Duke*cough*).

Thrash: Pan, Asexual. In a polygamist relationship with his two roommates, one guy and one gal.

Mookie: Lesbian with a steady live-in girlfriend she’s been dating since Junior High. If they ever broke up, Mookie would ugly-cry.

Phil: Closet Gay. Not even the Ducks know. He dates but only when out of town and eventually all his relationships end sadly, because of his unwillingness to be open about them. He’s worried being outed will ruin his business aspersions (keep in mind, the show was set in mid to late nineties after all, things were even harder for the LGBTQA+ community back then, especially in California).

Captain Kleghorn: Straight, widower turned voluntary bachelor. He has lady friends he invites to important events and goes dancing with, but it’s very clearly a “just as friends” thing for lonely seniors.

BAD GUYS

Lucretia: Lesbian, but knows she’s extremely attractive to most people with an interest in females and uses it to her full advantage. Seduces for fun and/or profit. Curses herself for actually falling for Tanya, because that ship has not only sailed, it sank a LONG time ago.

Falcone: The term “Disaster Gay” looks like a tailored made suit on this fella. He’s still down to F, but Duke ain’t stupid. Not happening, nope!

Dragonus: Gay. I mean, come on! Tim Curry is his voice actor, that accent is too delicious to waste on Heterosexuality lol. Dragonus was extremely popular on his homeworld but his egotism and violent streak ruined all his relationships.

Wrath: Ace by choice. Tony Jay made him sound just so done with the universe in general lol! I headcannon that Wrath is so old, he’s seen and done everything and has better things to do with his time than date.

Chameleon: Pan. I tend to think all shapeshifters are Pan. I mean, when you literally can become ANYTHING… 🤷🏻‍♀️ I like to think he has a little crush on Siege, but the big bulldozer is too stupid to notice, and Chameleon is ok with that.

Siege: Straight, but he’s an idiot, so he’s got no game.😛

SHIPS

Wildwing/Canard. They’ve been in love since they were Ducklings, but both we’re afraid of ruining their friendship, so they dated other people. Eventually they got themselves in a row (get it? Because they’re Ducks? 🦆😜) and end up together. No one is surprised.🙄😑😅 Ship names preference is Team Captains, but I also like Leadership, always was a sucker for a good pun.😁👍🏼

Nosedive/Tanya: No one saw this coming, not even them, but it oddly works so well for them. Like an opposites attract kind of thing. Grin calls it “Karmic Convergence”, which makes protective big brother Wildwing very uncomfortable lol! 😅 Duke and Mallory are also protective of Tanya, whom Duke thinks of as a little sister and Mal as her best friend, so there’s a lot of “Shovel Talking” going on at first. Grin and Canard just try to stay out of it but privately approve of how the couple balance each other out. I’ve never heard a ship name for them, so I’m inventing VanderFlash, a combo of their family names, Vanderflock and Flashblade. It just sounds cool.🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Duke/Mallory: Blatant “Hostility is actually Mutual Reluctant Attraction” if I ever saw it. Practically canon. They, like Nosedive and Tanya, are opposites who attract, except Duke and Mal are chaotic lol! Again, I can’t recall any ship names. Please educate me if you know any really good ones💜😊😘

[kokorosfanfics]

Hello! Could I make a Teruteru x reader request?

A Teruteru with Y/n who's also a Southener with an accent as well.

But she doesn't hide it like him, and she's quite rich and successful which makes Teruteru feel better about his own accent and gives him confidence.

He also clings to her like gum cause she's a MAJOR comfort person for him.

Thanks!

Seeing people coming back after I resurrect this blog fills me with hope. -Mod Kokoro

Teruteru with a fem!S/O who has his same accent.

The moment you opened your mouth just to respond to him introducing yourself had him flabbergasted. The idea of someone with his same accent and not caring to hide it was a shocker for him. Of course, he sometimes had to translate what you said to other students at times, which he doesn't mind. He ended up wanting to spend more time with you. Maybe your secureness in your accent would rub off on him.

"Hey S/O! I made this new dish and was hoping you could try it. Whatcha think?"

"Mmm! This is so scrumptious Teru!~" You praised him. He was so cute whenever he was proud of a dish he made.

"Aw I'm glad you like it darling."

Once, the two of you were walking after school had ended, and the look on his face when your limo came to get you was just priceless. The sight of Teruteru's shocked face can truly be hilarious sometimes.

"W-Wha... Cher you're drivin' around in THAT?" He asks in astonishment.

"Mhm! I am. Do you need a ride too?"

You've since invited him over to your mansion a few times, and he is still completely taken back. He just couldn't believe it!

One time, he was lamenting over some cooking supplies that broke and how he needed to get new ones. You offered to buy some for him.

"A-Are you sure? I mean it's awfully nice of you, but you don't hafta-"

You pressed a kiss to his cheek. "Yes, I'm sure. I can afford it, you know."

He could only nod in response before he quickly came back with his own flirty remark.

So, you proceeded to buy the most expensive brands you could find for his new materials.

"You r-really bought this all for me darlin'? Oh I could jus' kiss ya!"

"Well I'd like that, actually." You said with a wink.

The normally flirtatious Teruteru now had a face of beet red as he took in what you said. True, you did already kiss him on the cheek, and he had been developing feelings for you. Was this your way of telling him you like him? Come to think of it, you've been flirting back more as of late.

"Well if you're serious, come a little closer.~" He wiggled his brows at you.

You bent down to his height and closed your eyes. He cupped your cheek as he brought you into a loving, sweet kiss. From this day on, your flirty chef boy was all yours.

He began to spend more and more of his time with you. Often accompanying you home, and you'd hold his hand and bring him in. This got to the point where you asked him if he'd like to move in with you. You could've sworn his eyes had literally lit up.

"Move in with you? Oh darling yes! I'd love to spend much, much more time with you." He was already inseparable from you anyways.

Whenever he was insecure about his accent, you'd simply listen to his worries, his fears, and provide encouragement. You'd tell him his accent was sexy, it was unique and perfect. You'd make him blush when you compliment his accent.

He observed how successful you are, how confident you are, how you weren't afraid of your accent. He couldn't help but feel inspired by you.

So he grew to let it out more. He didn't cover up as much, he still wanted people to understand him so he would do it minimally. But thanks to you, he felt just that much more secure and confident in himself.

[angst-fairygodmother]

WIP Wednesday

Alright, I was tagged by @imagine-you and by @merrilark in a little WIP Wednesday, so here we go. Two tags means two snippets right? 

So the first is which is from a late entry to my winter fics, a little Diego x Reader fun:

“So what? You just acknowledged it was set at Christmas. What else does it need to be a Christmas movie?” “The Christmas spirit? Traditional themes of love or family or generosity? Christmas iconography besides a single background tree?” “The main character could easily be impliedly Santa! Old man with white hair, mysterious ability to always be anywhere in the world without limit and have exactly what's needed for the situation, global surveillance network.” “So while Five was working for the Commission, he was Santa? Your Dad is Evil Santa?” “What? No. Why…how would they be Santa?”

And the other, from a fic I’ve been working on for ages and hopefully I can wrap it up/polish it off soon, of Derek and Sean meeting: 

“Ay, what's this? New kid got detention already? What'd you do, dawg?” “Piss off.” “Alright. Chill. You know chicks is already gonna be all over you cus you got that whole,” he gestured to encompass Sean's face, “sexy foreign accent thing, right? You don't gotta do the broody, bad boy on top a that.”

Tagging: @miss-kittys-magical-library, @seancekitsch, and @bullet-prooflove if any of you have something you feel like sharing, and anyone else that sees this and does as well. 

[adamwatchesmovies]

Kronk's New Groove (2005)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Kronk’s New Groove is the worst kind of sequel. Not only is it bad, it’s so dreadful it makes you wonder if you really even liked the first movie.

Now the chef and head delivery boy of Mudka’s Meat Hut, Kronk Pepikrankenitz (voiced by Patrick Warburton) should be happy. Instead, he’s worried. His disapproving father is coming to visit and all the loveable lug can think about are the times where he tried - and failed - to obtain the family and house on the hill pops dreamed he’d have.

Think of your favourite jokes from The Emperor’s New Groove. Guess what? It's back! They’re all back! Well, cheap clones of them, anyway. The shot where Yzma (Eartha Kitt) lifts up her dress and the characters recoil in horror because they think the old, ugly witch is trying to be sexy but actually, she’s showing them something else? You get it. How about Chaca (Jessie Flower) and Tipo (Eli Russell Linnetz) arguing? You get that too. The Emperor (David Spade) breaking the fourth wall and commenting on the action? Yup. Yzma’s secret lair beneath the surface? Talking with squirrels? The food that turns out to be disgusting bugs? Check, check, check. Too bad none of it is original or remotely amusing this time.

It goes without saying that this direct-to-video sequel has animation of a significantly lower quality than its predecessor. That’s forgiveable. What isn’t is the quality of the songs. Kronk’s New Groove barely qualifies as a musical but there are just enough tunes to make you regret you have ears. The most memorable number is when Earth, Wind and Fire’s Let’s Groove plays. ‘Cause it has “groove” in the name, get it?

One of the funniest elements of The Emperor’s New Groove was its historical anachronisms. Kronk’s New Groove has them too and they’re constant. It’s set in ancient Incan times but we have scout leaders with British accents, Jewish weddings, references to Titanic and The Lord of the Rings, and so on and so forth. Seems to me as if the writers just threw whatever dusty gags they found in the bin together and called it a day.

Though it isn’t as blatantly obvious as it is in Atlantis: Milo’s Return and Tarzan 2, this all feels suspiciously like a bunch of TV episodes stitched together to make a movie. The first “plot” has Kronk swindling the village fossils out of their savings for a youth potion that doesn’t work after Yzma inexplicably returns. The second is the tale of two rival scout troupes battling it out for a trophy while romance blossoms between Kronk and Miss Birdwell (voiced by Tracey Ullman). After reminiscing these events, Kronk’s father arrives and our hero scrambles to come up with a “family” so pops won’t be disappointed. Are you tired of this movie yet?

Kronk’s New Groove proves a little of its titular character went a long way. You get sick of this movie within a quarter of an hour. Too bad. You’ve got another 57 agonizingly long minutes to go. I’m going to resist giving it the lowest possible score for reasons I can’t explain but it’s a tough inner battle. The audacity of a scene in which Kuzko yells at “the guy up in the projection booth” to restart the movie almost made me laugh. As if any theater would be desperate enough to show this on one of their screens. (February 26, 2021)

[circe69]

I Wanna Hear You Say Something

Simon "Ghost" Riley x Fem! Reader

summary: ghost really likes your accent, and you really like his.

cw: fluff galore.

A/N: I have ideas for a part two. Lemme know if you want it sooner than anything else.

Edit: Part two is here:)

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Tonight, was your first mission ever. You were terrified, seeing as though the only people surrounding you were huge, loud, and dangerous men. They had been in this field forever, and you had only shot maybe a few targets on the head. You weren't met for this type of work, but your new general said you had a knack for sniping.

It was pouring rain, perfect, you thought. You pulled together some sort of outfit, grabbing a pair of heavy cargo pants that just hung off your hips, and a turtleneck t-shirt. They didn't offer much else.

All the sudden, you heard consistent honking outside your dorm. It was the boss, and the rest of your new companions in a large truck. You quickly grabbed your rifle, water, put on your combat boots and ran outside.

The rain kept getting in your eyes, making it hard to see, and you almost ran into the car door. Opening it with force, you jumped in the truck and landed on your hands and knees.

Wonderful. What a nice entry! is all you could think.

The man in the front seat turned around, trying to ignore your faceplant, and said, "Boys, welcome Y/N. She's a sharpshooter. Treat her like one of your own."

You stood up, face red, and dusted off the mud on your pants. You smiled at the general, silently thanking him for the introduction. As you took a seat in between men twice your size, you quietly said,

"Hello."

A few snickers from across the truck caught your attention, and the man sitting to your right said with his booming voice, "Oh great, we've got a clumsy sniper." He looked at you, and met your eyes with such sarcasm, all you wanted to do was roll your eyes, but his mask drew your attention away from your brewing anger.

A skull? Ah, so this must be the infamous Ghost.

You stared for a little bit, then dropped your head to your lap and started fiddling with your hands.

Your anxiety was probably visible from miles away. You never wanted to mess up, but you definitely didn't want to screw up in front of a bunch of men who already are skeptical of you. Men are terrifying.

Army men are even more so.

You started to mess with the gold ring on your middle finger, sliding it on and off, until a large hand abruptly grabbed it from you.

What is his proble-?

"Is it real?" Ghost leaned down and whispered in your ear. His voice. It was too sexy for his own good.

He messed around with it in the palm of his hand, being sure not to drop it. You said back, "No, but don't tell anyone." You winked as he looked up into your eyes.

"Ahh. I see", he whispered once again. You couldn't help but keep eye contact, even when softly grabbed your hand and slid the ring back on your middle finger.

Might as well exchange vows already, you smiled to yourself, and he noticed.

"You wanna know somethin'?" He said gruffly.

You hummed in response, awaiting his fun fact.

"I really like your accent."

Something about that made your heart jump. It jumped even higher when he rested his gloved palm on your knee.

"And you're gonna be fine. Tonight, I mean."

He spoke with such sincerity, it almost seemed natural to him, but he would probably cringe if you said that to him.

His fingers didn't move from your leg, in fact, if anything they were almost impossible to move. You smiled at him and put your hand over his, when suddenly the truck rolled to a stop, and you had arrived at your destination.

A few of the men had jumped out before you, including Ghost. As you neared the car door, Ghost grabbed your hips and pulled you out of the car. You gasped as he carefully let you down, and he yelled to be heard over the rain, "I didn't want you to fall again." You slapped his arm playfully and kept walking in front of him. He belly laughed behind you, and it made your stomach flood with butterflies.

You started jogging to take cover, and get a break from the rain, and followed close behind you. You had come across an old shack, the windows were busted, and doors unhinged, but it was enough to keep you dry.

Ghost took a seat on the floor behind you, resting his head on the wall.

"I'm tired of running in the rain, Y/N", he said sighing.

You giggled and nodded in agreement.

"I wanna hear you say something," he whispered in a low voice. He was a little out of breath, and you could physically see his chest rise and fall.

You took a few steps closer and kneeled down in front of him. You decided to tease him a little bit, so you covered your mouth with your hands and shook your head no.

He reached out and pulled your hands away from your mouth. He started spinning your ring around your finger as he gestured you to come closer.

"Please."

You were now straddling him, sitting directly on his lap and your hands were still enclosed in his, dropped down to his sides.

"What should I say?" you whispered, tauntingly.

He scoffed in annoyance. Right when he was about to say something, you snuck your hands up his torso, chest, and finally lifted his mask just enough for you to see his jawline.

You kissed his jaw lightly on one side, then breathed on his skin, "Oh, I know what to say." You kissed the other side of his jawline, and whispered, "I really really like your accent."

He grabbed your waist and started tickling you while laughing himself. He pulled you underneath him, so your back was on the wet floor, and he was caging you in.

"Good, well I'm glad we're on the same page."

[goodstories08]

What Greasers Want

Dallas Winston X Male Reader

Request: No (Feel free to request a story, I’m running out of original ideas)

Description: You were one of the most well known socs for your money. Your parents were loaded and everyone admire you for it, which made you sick. Pretty much everyone you knew only wanted to be friends with you for your money, so you would visit the west side every now and then, to clear your head. After one night on your way back home you catch the eye of one particular greaser.

You kicked a rock across the sidewalk as your bobbed your head up and down to the music that played from the nearby restaurants. Your hands were deep in your jacket pockets as you continued to shuffle down the sidewalk. The second you spotted an other group of teens walking your way you looked to the ground, you watched your shoes move in front of one an other as the teens started to mumble. “The hell is a soc doing here?,” one of them scoffed as his shoulder bumped into yours. “I don’t want trouble,” you say, continuing to walk away till one of them grabbed your arm. “Hey! Let go!”

“ I don’t like socs. In fact I hate them and their selfish asses,” he purred as you tried to pull your arm away but the guys grip was strong. “I said I don’t want trouble.” The tall boy scoffed, he got closer to your face as his two other friends started to intervene. “Come on Dally, let’s just go,” one of the boys nervously stuttered like a scarred puppy. You sighed as Dally came closer to you, so close that you could feel his hot breath on your face. “Why should I leave,” Dally whispers in your ear, sending a chill down your spine. You reached into your pocket and pulled out a 5$ bill, “Here, it’s all I got. Well I mean I got a bit more but I came to the west side to clear my head at the dinner, so jus take this.”

Dally looked shocked for a second, wondering why a soc would give a greaser money. “Ugh, thanks I guess,” Dally grabbed the money from your hand and backed up a bit, “See you around grease.” You spin around on your heel and walked away, “See ya Soc!” Dally yelled as he waved the money in the air, you grinned as you made your way to the dinner.

Once you entered you were greeted by the waitress who knew you since you’ve come in a lot since the past few weeks. “Hey Y/n, the usual spot tonight,” you nodded your head and and followed her to the booth in the back of the restaurant. You sighed and propped your head up on your elbows, you looked around the almost empty dinner. Before looking down something caught your eye, you looked up once more and saw the three boys from before all laughing in the booth across from you. You felt your cheeks slowly turn red as you watched Dally smile and giggle. You immediately looked down as Maria, the waitress came back and placed your burger and fries in front of you.

You thanked her and picked your burger up, you chewed as Dally stood up and walked over to you. Your eyes burned into the tables glossy surface as he sat in the bench on the other side of the table. “Hey Darlin’,” he hums after taking one of your fries, “What do you want?” Dally smiled and took a sip of your Dr. Pepper, “Just wanted to thank you for the money.” You smirked and ate a fry, “Then why are you eating my food.” Dally grinned and took a napkin out of his pocket, he took a pen out as well and handed it to you, “Maybe you could give me your number.” You shook your head no and stood up from from your booth, you threw your sweater on and walked toward the door. You pushed the door open as the chilly air hit your skin, you tightened your jacket around you and walked along the sidewalk.

A few seconds later Dally came running after you, he grabbed your arm before you could walk away faster. He pulled you toward him, “Hey, hey come on I just wanna hang out.” He said with his sexy ass New York accent and a wink witch made your stomach fill with butterflies, “I’m sorry I can’t, I gotta get home before my parents wonder we’re I’ve been.” You turn back around and walk away quicker, this time Dally didn’t run after you but he stood there and hit his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “I’m gonna get that, I’m gonna make that boy mine.” He mumbles to himself before running back into the dinner.

The next few days passed by quickly, all off them ending the same way, with you at the diner and Dally asking for your number. Tonight was different though, you felt something different inside, you actually felt nervous as he approached you once more, in the same spot I front of the dinner. “So what’s the answer today darlin’,” you sigh and turn to him, his beautiful brown eyes shimmered in the moonlight. You didn’t really know Dally but you knew his reputation, you knew he was though and never cared for anything, so why was he so venerable and caring with you.

The look in his eye made him seem so fragile, like you could shader his ego sending him into a spiral of depression and sadness with just one word. One word that would cut deeper than a heated blade tearing through the flesh of the heart. You looked straight into his puppy eyes and scoffed, “Don’t call me Darlin’!” His smile falls a bit as he nods, he starts to walk away till you called his name, “I didn’t say no.” His face lit up as he ran toward and pulled you in for a tight hug, his scent of grease and cheep cologne filled your nose as you buried your face into his chest. He broke the hug and smashed his lips onto yours, “Wow… wow… slow…down.” You said between kisses. Dally pulled back and panted a bit, “Sorry I’ve just been waiting to do that.” You giggle and pull him down by the collar for one more kiss, “See you around Dally Winston, and don’t you grow soft because of me.” He looks down at you and straightens his posture, “I wasn’t planning on it soc.”

You both grin as you start to walk back to your house, Dally stood there with the biggest smile on his face. Ponyboy and Johnny stepped out from the dinner shocked as Dally watched you fade into the distance, “Whats wrong with his face?” Ponyboy asked while Johnny giggled, “He’s in looove.” Johnny mocked as Dally turned to them, causing them to jump a bit. “Shut it you little shits, now let’s go.”