#I mean ewww

[lesbianfakir]

Is there like a thing. For being a lesbian but being attracted to fictional men. Certain fictional men are so lovely in theory and they have all the qualities id be attracted to in a partner but then thinking about dating a real man? Yuck yuck yuck no thank you. Perhaps I need to change my url to repressedbisexualfakir

[catacamacat]

I don’t know what to post today, so here are just some doodles from my sketchbook I made in school:

Let’s see…

Donnie

Donnie with Bros

Donnie

Sleepy Donnie with fucking wolf- looking splinter >:(

(I HATE it, but I like Donnie, he’s cute and I love him 💜)

[carlyraejepsans]

REALLY wish i hadn't read the content warnings for hs at the beginning because i saw incest in the list and spent the entire time being like "is it the striders? striders incest canon? is it stridercest??" and like, deluded myself into this idealized version of dave's arc except with every page i read i lose hope in it and I'm probably setting myself up for disappointment. but like IT WOULD WORK SO WELL!!! it would work so well gooood, the way bro just casually lets his little brother around his weird ass fetish content, or sometimes even involves him without his consent/knowledge?? i know the puppet ass thing was mostly a gag, but coupled with the way dave constructed this entire philosophy of "ironic enjoyment" to rationalize shit his brother does that actually freaks him out and is 100% inappropriate towards him, the way he is much, MUCH, more sexual with his jokes and quips and comebacks compared to the other kids... the way bro smacks dave down and humiliates him only to save his skin a moment later and humiliate him again to keep him dependant on him... one of the kick-starting moments of dave's development being to wear john's gift shades instead of the matching set with his brother...

a (past) grooming plotline would fit in SO well with Dave's disillusionment arc and getting out of his brother's shadow, it's unreal. but i worry i got my hopes up for nothing and i'm just gonna be disappointed in the end when it's something unrelated. but if it does i AM willing to turn to fanfiction. this fandom is fuckoff huge someone's gotta have made the same connection as me

[urahara-lovepage]

bleach media literacy is actually just a measure of how you read urahara as a character

[severin-photocopy]

meeting situationship in the near future. pray for my soul.

[stuckinapril]

I thought you liked physics ?

yes I do. I love physics. I love it bc I was raised by a brainiac engineer mother who taught me to see math as fun from a very young age. and sometimes it pisses me off bc I don’t understand concepts immediately and my ego is HURT but then I humble myself and learn it and I’m back to adoring it again

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

i love failed checks like this. Shadowheart you are literally a cleric. you talk about how you hate Selûne every five minutes. LAE’ZEL DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TIEFLING IS how did she recognise the shrine and you didn’t???

[baravaggio]

i don’t mean that me and my friend are a bit too gay for that in the abstract btw i literally mean he fucks more men and i fuck more women and like coming from lesboland i still have no idea whether i could actually be fulfilled in a relationship with a man with where i’m at rn or what kind of relationship structures would be manageable and conducive to my happiness and i know he feels similarly. btw 😑

[crybaby-bkg]

I literally cannot stand this new wave of “booktok and bookstagram” bc it’s literally just filled with people with no critical thinking skills who make fun of every single aspect of books and fandoms bc it gets them more clout. go to hell jail.

[the-knife-consumer]

"Yona was just added bc Nintendo wants people to stop shipping sidlink!" Literally what the hell are you talking about

[inactive-user0]

GUY QUOTES I HAVE ROTTING IN MY NOTES APP BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST BOY AND MAKES AMAZING PIZZAS

It’s orange because Little Caesar’s get it? :3

Warning because Guy is amazing, wonderful, smart, a word wiz, really fucking h0rny(one of his beautiful traits)

Cw: sexual jokes and Patreon quotes :D

Onward to my love😍😍

“You can do that platonically. It’s just a favour for a friend”

“I know I’m an idiot, its a favourite pass time of mine!”

“Nasty- I have never been nasty in my entire life!!”

“I’m good at takin’ out the trash. You’re good at keeping the bathroom clean. I think we got a real winning combination here”

“You got my nips out and everything”

“Flesh is a really gross word can we talk about that? It’s worse than the word moist”

“Let’s say we do it like they do on the nature discovery channel”

“I was thinking more battle bots. I want you to snap me like a twig”

“Uh yeah I sure hope it does.. no I didn’t kill the mood with a vine reference”

“I would like to engage with very sexy sexual congress with your body”

*star trek references*

“I am perfectly capable of keeping a boner while being an absolute dumb fuck”

“Oh, believe me I would love nothing more than for you to come shut me up”

“Oh fuck baby” *whining*

“No I’m definitely not cold anymore”

“I should tell you though… it is still my hoodie”

“You monster just because I’m asserting my property rights”

“Be nice to mee🥺”

LOML FRR HE ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE🥰🥰🥰

(I will add more after I listen to his 2 most recent audios)

[j-esbian]

no but like. why can’t i talk to wyll about anything. i can’t even ask him how and why he met mizora lmfao hello???? can i get a basic explanation of his backstory?????? you can ask astarion how he became a vampire and karlach how she ended up in the blood war and gale how he started pondering the orb

even if he just deflects like he did when i asked about his eye, bc im sure it won’t Actually be revealed until i try to get him out of the pact but it should still be an option???

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

late Carlo and Moretti (during vinci-moretti war) are like Luca and Clemente to me. Moretti will never raise his hand on Carlo but! will he drive him into guilt in ways that are not direct? insult him in passing? convince Carlo that he's doing everything wrong, when in fact it's the opposite? of course such a painful kick to Carlo's ego, it's unfair, he doesn't deserve it. and it's not a father-son relationship, it's a professional relationship and he can't say anything back & defense himself in any way maybe Moretti's more favorable to Eddie in this period because he's more blindly loyal and Carlo feels he's about to explode

[darksouls2yuri]

you dont like sandwich burger....? looks away dejected

sorry... im pescatarian and not a fan of (90% of) sandwiches 😔

[rejoyous]

Ah; the plight of being neurodiverse and wanting Bowser to buy me the ‘good pants’ (sweatpants), and then we go keying trucks cause fuck capitalism.

[thunderflowerssupremacy0]

Yeyyy more fankids part of my Tfa monarchy au, this time it's the triplets turn, they are megabee babies, how did it happen? I don't know and don't wand to think HOW, it just happened, this three are younger brothers to this assholes

( I ) Peace jumper : the eldest and the second most responsable, He has a pretty decent relationship with his brothers if we take into account that he hasn't killed them yet,still loves to piss off his older half brother war stryke, he's proud of his gold painting, and will literally kill anybody that ruins his good looks.

His voice claim would be vox from hazbin hotel

( II ) Doom hammer : middle child, too problematic for both of his creators liking, but still a very smart mech when it comes to making explosives, he enjoys the warm that comes with the explosion it reminds him of his sparkling days with bumblebee, he's very egocentric and proud of his shiny gold painting, he adores to torment his older half brother scapel (megatarn baby), just for the fun of it.

His voice claim would be chaz from helluva boss

( III ) Razor jaw : the youngest child and the less problematic of the three of them, has a special place in megatron's spark just like his older brother peace jumper, he's very good a tracking other bots and finding information on certain individuals, he's like a venus fly trap, He will wait whatever it takes to get what he wants.

His voice claim would be odetari