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takemetodragonstone · 6 months ago
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me collapsing onto the floor after changing the sheets on my bed and washing the dishes
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cooloddball · 9 months ago
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Ayo boner anon again, you linked a post that was like ‘how did the spn fandom not explode after this’ and I thought it was very apt because like… I was one of those people in 2019 who saw straddlegate floating around and went ‘oh well it’s funny but probably not real’ hard cut to me five years later finally seeing that second angle and man. Forty year old jensen ackles really got a stuffy because his boy best friend straddle and choked him I need to go lie down.
It’s also made me reconsider how I view the rest of the panel tbh. Cause when it first came out I thought jensen was probably a bit too drunk and came off as quite rude but omg that man was mortified. He was up on stage trying desperately to conceal his erection his best friend is not so subtlety making a joke about it and then someone asks him a question about why he has such good chemistry with his costar. Y’know, the one responsible for said erection. Id have died on the spot.
yeah i pretty much made an analysis of the entire panel and the aftermath of it all.
the fact that jensen spent the whole panel being overly grumpy because he was trying to cool down and he literally had a hard-on for his “friend” in front of hundreds of fans present and thousands of others who have seen the video and we all just moved on like that like it wasn’t the most insane thing ever like !!!
the whole thing was insane. i mean even people who hate misha were saying how jensen got a “hate b*ner” whatever that means. it was insane and the fact that jensen went and took the ultimate cockles selfie after that was mind boggling i can’t even —
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queercontrarian · 1 year ago
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lucien wip
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couldntbedamned · 1 year ago
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"But if I reblog that then my mutuals might judge me! 😱😱😱"
LMAO get better fucking mutuals then.
Everyone on this hellsite has the ability to blacklist/filter/block and if people can't do that to curate their online experience that's on them.
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kdramastrix · 2 years ago
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Always cracking up at this like YOHAN JUST CALLING HIS BLATANLY GAY ASS OUT LIKE THAT AND GAON HAVING NO ANSWER TO THAT JDKSKDK
BCS YES HE IS OOGLING YOU SIR, YOU ARE A HOT PIECE OF PIE AFTERALL
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antichristangelbabes · 1 year ago
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Captain Lee: “Dolores is drinker than a four peckered goat.”
Dolores: “Do you have peas? Fish like peas.”
Woman: “Dolores, those are sharks, you don’t like sharks.”
Dolores: *jumps in water*
Charter guest: “I heard a splash.”
Captain Lee: “Son of a BITCH.”
Dolores, still in the water, : “Can I have some bacon?”
Now she has to babysat…yikes.
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notseeneveryday · 1 year ago
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The glee with which people want to replace human expressions of emotion and the creation of joy is gross.
Link to tweet thread
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muutosarchive · 2 years ago
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Every John wick movie has the exact same club scene
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letsdothedamnthings · 2 years ago
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I probably shouldn’t be sharing on this platform but… I WANT kisses!
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when-the-music-fades · 2 years ago
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The number of blank blogs I have blocked lately is ridiculous.
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solarcandydrops · 2 years ago
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For a few hours my account was terminated and man I was heated and sad. Mostly sad. I've put years into this blog and all my rp blogs.
Glad it's back.
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stglennfucker · 25 days ago
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screaming the absolute STATE of life is strange
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cognitiveinequality · 1 year ago
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So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...
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shitnerdsinspace · 11 months ago
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We don't have insurance this month because of a recent job change, so I asked the pharmacy if I could purchase my prescriptions out of pocket. Turns out my phentermine is $11 but my birth control is $70???
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wantonamblingnymph · 1 year ago
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Fr the notes were driving me batty.
Especially that person who was claiming that this form of enslavement wasn’t as brutal as other parts of the world, which they inferred makes it okay.
They’re just ~”They’re not being mutilated or killed, plus they’re learning skills!”~
Like, wtf? Fuck no it’s not okay, especially with the United States history, current private prison systems, school-to-prison pipeline, and the overall purposeful unwillingness of the majority of our legislators to seriously tackle issues such as poverty, mental health, or just cobbling together a decent healthcare system in general.
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Immigrant prisoners are lease to be slaves
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