#I mean I get america is better than us this country fucking sucks but also like %60 why is also bc of america

[runepou]

Why is my mother literally an american supremist

[bodymachine]

regarding the “the american education system didn’t teach ___ so i never learned it” posts, some of you are veryyyy much missing what’s wrong w/ those statements when you give the blanket retort that the american education system actually did teach ___. newsflash: public school curriculums aren’t the same in every school/district/county/state. but to take it a step further, the quality of public education depends on state laws and the funding available to schools, which funding depends largely on local property taxes, which means low-income communities end up with low-quality schooling, fewer extracurricular programs, fewer resources for disabled students, more corrupt administration. the system is not about problems with curriculum, it’s much more and much worse than that.

besides the property tax funding, standardized tests also play a huge shitty role in this mess. schools that don’t have high test scores, i.e. underfunded schools often with majority low-income black and brown students, are considered “low-performing” and actually get less funding from the government as a result, like needed funds can get cut, and their teachers get paid less (and don’t even get me started on how programs like teach for america are sending young, white, fully inexperienced teachers to the poorest schools).

standardized tests are chosen at the state level, so states with huge wealth disparities and obviously segregated districts (like CT where i’m from) are measuring the performance of poor kids and rich kids using the same content and scoring system to arbitrarily determine who’s smart enough to deserve a better funded education. so the tests, i.e. the government, clearly favor the success of rich, white students. and the problem isn’t so much which content gets taught and how, as it is how little the american government actually cares about kids learning and having promising futures. like, education truly isn’t the point of american public schools. what they care about is deciding who gets to thrive in the world once they become adults.

since schools with majority white and wealthy populations essentially set the bar for what kind of performance is “standard,” everyone else whose circumstances (academic or otherwise) don’t allow them to reach that level are set up by the system to fail. being a “low-performing” school means kids are forced to repeat grades, and graduation becomes something out of reach. the schools don’t care about their students’ needs (especially when the teachers and administrators are mostly white), and real-life factors beyond students’ control cause them to struggle in school and they end up getting punished/suspended/expelled at horrifying rates, and yeah there’s a whooooole host of reasons why school can fucking suck and i’m barely scratching the surface.

anyway, what i’m trying to say here is YES the american education system sucks—not just because certain topics related to racism and imperialism and american history and other countries are glanced over or fully left out of curriculum, but also because success is being gatekept by the white and wealthy. it’s actively a racist system. not being taught important things about the world, or not being taught in a way that is actually engaging, is a problem that anyone anywhere can face, but it’s particularly insidious when you realize that the school system is TRYING to harm poor, black, brown, and immigrant communities.

so just to circle back to the real problem on display in those ignorant posts, it really makes me sick that white liberals can develop such a whiny complex around their own insular lack of curiosity when they don’t even know what “american education system” they’re talking about. and trying to look better than them by saying they just weren’t paying attention in school is completely completely beside the point.

[doberbutts]

he's already pointed out the post himself, where he said that it wouldn't be right for israelis to move to america because it's also colonised land- but the way he phrased it was as if it was an afterthought, a footnote, to the more important fact that america is an antisemitic country, and also as though the colonisation of america has already been "completed" and is not also still being actively fought against. personally i felt like it was a little tokenising and insensitive, NOT purposeful or deserving of bigotry in response, but like, that's the thing with microaggressions? they're very small and it's easy to dismiss them as unimportant when you're not on the receiving end. and a lot of indigenous people are on edge right now, for reasons he should understand- because there's just as much anti-native sentiment flying around as antisemitism right now, and i wish there was some care taken in these conversations for our sake, even if it is just small things

While as a black and indigenous person myself I understand that those microaggressions are incredibly frustrating, I also want you to consider that you're upset at an autistic person about phrasing of all things and you're trying to tell me the correct response to an autistic person having maybe clumsy phrasing (a common problem with autism!) is to go on a multi-post rant about how terrible of a person they are instead of just being like. "Hey. I get it. I also think your phrasing sucks btw." And then being mad when said person goes "HEY" in response to the multi-post rant.

And I understand that maybe you don't have the relationship with him to feel comfortable doing that but like. I have absolutely poked various blogs that I genuinely like and enjoy and want to read their posts about their phrasing, and they have all gone "oh shit I didn't know" and fixed their phrasing. Not everyone is out to get you. We can always block those who go "no fuck you I MEANT IT" after all.

As I just said to someone else, we are all traumatized by bigotry and oppression. None of us are unharmed by it. Let us show a little solidarity among us and fix our issues with grace, because, as you said, it probably wasn't intentional, and he probably didn't realize it because for him the more pressing issue is antisemitism. Of course it is, he's literally Jewish? I think the most pressing issue in my life is antiblackness because it's mainly only other Natives who recognize me as Native without me having to bring it up. That means I might not realize if I've said something or phrased something in a way that is insensitive to someone who has lived a more Native experience than me. That's okay. I'm allowed to be wrong. As long as I strive to fix it and do better when it's pointed out to me.

I think that's worlds apart from a, ahem, racist sycophant.

[made-this-cause-why-not]

Write me a Limoreau fic were Jordan is jumping on Marie's big black knockers like a trampoline and Marie is loving it. She opens her legs wide and sucks Jordan into her vortex were they merge into one being with giant black knockers, giant Korean knockers, a vortex and a Korean schlong. Then JK Rowling arrives with a sub machine gun, a nuke warhead and a rocket launcher and blasts them to kingdom come, then Stormfront rides up in a big tank and flatterns them into the floor while playing the American anthem and waving glow sticks. Then Homelander flies down and lands on the flat Limoreau, he drops his pants and squats down and lets rip, he farts on top of them, but it's watery diarrhea so he shats everywhere, splattering, caking the whole of the college in his feces and it stinks of eggs and its lumpy, Rufus uses it as a face mask and he comes out looking so sexy, it's the power of Homelander's turd. Limoreau are never found, Homelander's excrement melted them off the ground. Write my story now, you must, I commission you. Do it now.

Many many things to say here. First off, what more is there for me to write? Seems like you already have the full story locked up in your fucked up little spank bank. Second, Harry Potter doesn't exist in The Boys universe and God U is really strict on security, I doubt they will let some random 50 year old white women come on campus with an eight year old's out of breath imaginary weapon that "Literally is so much better than you gun because my gun is so cool and- and thats why you didn't tag me because- cause I have the bigger gun and your gun sucks". Third, and this is a two parter, Jordan is literally invulnerable and Marie has some of that supe invulnerability too ( which is weird cause how do you survive laser eyes and not a small little blade), so it literally wouldn't matter what the forty year old white woman has because it's Jordan fucking Li. Second part, you say vortex and as I writer I am taking artistic liberties, so I will assume by vortex you mean black hole and *out of breath eight year old voice again* "Black holes literally don't get hit, like you literally can't hurt them cause they suck everything up and if they are a black hole than they would literally be perfectly fine after everyone else does their little stuff". Fourth, homelander doesn't wipe his ass (it's canon, I am Erik Kripke) so if he tried to shit that hard the amount of dried up shit he has there would just make it so he tears his ass and die.

Also I love that this implies that you think glow sticks are patriotic. Like, what do americans use on their day of celebrating being a country- fucking fireworks or glow sticks? Get your fucking america and The Boys lore right dumbass

Obviously fuck this rascist peice of shit, I hope they choke on their own musty ass fumes.

[pink-lemonadefairy]

i think people being upset at the pushback of taylor being person of the year are very out of touch. it really should not take that much brain power to understand what a joke that magazine is and how taylor didn’t deserve to be on that cover. maybe we have different opinions on “influential”, but she has barely lifted a finger regarding political issues. she has failed to use her mammoth of a platform to speak up about the injustice going on, in her home country especially. people conveniently forget miss americana to shift any sort of social responsibility away from her. she gave herself the duty to use her voice for good; for the things she cares about. her activism has been waning. to be honest, there wasn’t much in the first place regarding (white) feminism. i respect her art, i admire her art, and i can acknowledge that her art has brought a lot of people together and touched the hearts of many but i can also criticise her lacklustre efforts of activism for things i used to think she really felt passionate about. don’t even get me started on the “feminist” quote from the magazine that was basically saying it was okay for capitalism to exist and i don’t even know what else, it made zero sense. this isn’t about misogyny or tearing down a powerful woman for most people (if it is, then they suck), it’s about acknowledging the unfair praise about someone’s achievements in the political sphere. it’s just gross that she is on the cover when she has made millions of dollars this year, has shown her eras tour film in “israel”, stayed silent on the genocide of palestinians, failed to speak up about don’t say gay laws or bans on drag queens or the numerous trans people murdered in america this year. so many other musical artists have put their work and their career on the line to raise awareness yet arguably the most powerful one can’t utter a word. meanwhile, she is chosen by that absolute garbage magazine to be person of the year.

you are a hypocrite if you say that she has no obligation to speak about these things or that someone shouldn’t be looking to celebrities for “how to be an activist” or whatever the fuck. i have seen countless times those same people praise her for supporting the lgbtq+ community and other marginalised groups…why are you silent now? do you see how that makes no sense? you admire and praise her for one thing and when people get upset she isn’t keeping up with it, you turn into vultures and say “it’s not her problem”. i guess it checks out that her fans are selective in their activism too.

i wish time had given that title to a palestinian journalist. one of many who are reporting live every single day while their home is bombed ruthlessly. they’ve lost loved ones and see horrors every single day because of the israeli occupation. they are literally living through a genocide, with the whole world watching and turning their cheek. why did zelensky get to be on the cover for his resistance but not them? maybe its a good thing. i mean, they did have trump as person of the year once. those journalists deserve better than that.

[acgames]

Political rant incoming, so I am putting it under "read more"

Lately I have been sucked into wormhole of American politics, with whole Trump assassination attempt and Kamala being put as still non-official democrat candidate after Biden pulled out, y'know same old, but I also cannot help but notice how these events made some americans finally snap and pull off the "perfect america" veil off their lives and just show gritty and shitty reality online: delusional democrats, drug pandemic, housing crisis, economical collapse, their healthcare system being corrupt to hell and such and as Eastern European I am actually kinda disturbed by all this shit and while I could draw comparisons between americans and people in post-USSR countries, I won't. Not this time.

I had spoken few times already that I hate libtard democrats, because most insane ones really turned the whole american left movement into insane tiktok zombies. Still I bet some democrats with not dead IQ exist who want their country to return to normalcy without woke agenda, and without new generation of citizens having mouth foaming epilepsy-like induced shock everytime they hear Trump's name, but they also can't admit they are afraid, because how wokeness cult works.

Also as European from east, with Russia's aggressive acts and constant gaslighting due to Ukraine conflict in our region, I should care who is at the helm of one of the most powerful countries around the world, because, agree or not, European Union specialises in following command of USA and if Biden administration decides to give billions to Zelensky to steal for Ukraininian rich and his own personal needs, oops my bad, I mean to buy weapons to fight for freedom against evil Russia. Have you ever questioned why exactly everyone gives billions to Ukraine to fight for freedom, but not a dime for Palestine? Political gain and corruption is your answer, because on Gaza conflict, Biden administration already have ball on winning side, while in Ukraine conflict they don't - that's why your American Billions are filling pockets of neoN*zi skum like that Ukrainian dwarf.

Returning to USA politics and my rant you probs think I am a Republican Trump supporter, but no I am not, the thing is, I prefer the man who is not yet a senile puddle with human goo in place of brains or his VP who changes her racial background from Indian to African-American once it's convenient for plot and can't make a single sentence make sense.

I don't know: I would like to ask my fellow americans what good Biden administration did for you people over 4 years, well apart allowing to drug and castrate underage kids just because they parents are narcissists with Munchauzen's by proxy and setting apart POC and white communities than ever before pushing whole country to next civil war? Did Biden administration fix your country's inner problems, like rotten healthcare system? Did they do something for your declining economy? Did they attempt to regulate housing crisis? I haven't seen any americans talk about that at least being attempted to be fixed online.

But yeah sure, what do I know? I am from Eastern Europe, my parents were born in USSR, my grandparents saw horrors of WW2 and N*zi occupation and my great-grandparents lived fearing banishment to Siberia at hands of Lenin Communist Party. Maybe that's why we value what we have: our lands, our language and our culture, even so it's slowly being americanized here too. The saving grace is that some of us have been through heaps of generational shit and we are too fed up with weakness and fluffyness american wokeness are trying to imply on us, and as ex-woke myself, I say good riddance. We do not need to exist in a fluffy self-centered "Me, me, me" bubble: we need to exist in gritty reality, so we could try to fix it for better.

Or maybe I am just getting too old and I have no more fucks left to give in being polite and politically correct so not to offend the snowflakes... Because God sees me, being woke is leading us straight to dystopian future, Biden administration and every of their cult followers are trying to desperately paint as perfect utopia.

[gayforjuza]

If I can add to the sex discussion, especially since you mentioned the US in your first post, I think how things like sex and nudity are perceived are very cultural. Personally, the way USamericans talk about sex and nudity freaks me out sometimes. Especially the way all nudity is seen as inherently sexual because it's not! I've been to mixed gender nudist saunas (the default type of sauna in Germany) as young as 8 and I'm pretty sure it's what helped me develop a healthy body image and often mitigates my gender dysphoria because bodies sure come in all different shapes and size. On the other hand I saw an american on reddit say that sharing a bathroom with your own child is creepy?? Or the whole thing about schools mandating that bra straps can't be visible??? Incomprehensible to me.

And it's the same with talking/knowing about sex. The first time I had sex ed in school I was nine, and at age 14 the school invited external educators who taught us how to use condoms so if the time came we be able to do it right. But some years ago I learned that some schools and parents in America think that 15/16 is too early for sex ed. And for me that was like ooohhh okay that explains why American movies always feel so weirdly hypersexual sometimes.

Like tbf my only frame of reference for how Americans are about sex is movies etc and how they talk online, and my own upbringing is on the liberal end compared to other Germans but it makes sense to me that if sex is treated as something forbidden while growing up, people end up treating it as this super special thing once they are adults rather than just a thing some humans do.

(Sorry for the wall of text I just find the cultural differences in that area super fascinating)

Yes 100% thats why i specifically mentioned the US cus i know a ton of countries arent as fucking weird as we are, that being said i still think sex should be more casual/normalized than even the more chill countries but again idk a lot cus ive only lived here

personally i got lucky and also had sex ed at 9 and then a couple times more in depth after that but a LOT of states either dont do it at all or like u said do it very late, plus the sex ed i did get was absolutely ass but it was something at least

i think a lot of it comes from this weird puritanical christian basis our country seems to b running on? so the views of sex and nudity are based on that so its the very like Save Yourself For Marriage thing , dont show anyone ur naked body cus that means u suck or something idk

its gotten a lot better w the waiting til marriage specifically, and i think socially its getting a bit better in general but legally, with things like bathrooms and like u said w the school dress codes, it is absolutely not improving, maybe one day 😭

[spidey-bie]

So, the nicknames "Roses" for comic!Hobie came from Moxie painting them. It's the thing of they don't people, physical bodies or the shit infront of them. They are distantly native, and with that comes the belief that everything that lives has a soul. Moxie doesn't paint their muses faces, they paint the soul of their muses. Hobie is a complicated ass character, with many complicated ass things to him. He's a dork, but if you meet him in the street he'll only threaten to beat your ass. He cares like hell about everything, but he's the quietest in the room until you start fucking up and he has to step in to beat your ass. When the social climate fucked up that people couldn't have the means to live, and that's pretty fucked up ngl, He beat the president's ass. All while hiding under his little punk song references. You're catching Moxie's vibe here? There's one main consistency in behavior and emotion with him. He's a sweet dreamer who has a big ass chip on his shoulder in a capitalist hellhole that wants to kill him for caring about anything other then himself and money. That's a rose. No fucking seriously, think about it. Roses (At-least in america) are no longer a commonly wild plant. Their roots are so weak that they need to be grafted new ones just to survive through growing. They're beautiful, sure. It's the fact that they are beautiful that gets them killed. We only want to farm and chop them down to make shit like Ornament gifts or plucked their petals for people to fuck on. Yes, we also use them for a food produce, but is that your working class experience? The working class is most a country's people. They get farmed and butchered for the fact they had the misfortune of being pretty to another species. The only thing they did was exist. That fucking sucks, man. The tools that they use to keep themselves safe are stripped (thorns) and they are put on display just to watch the life they have left wither away in a day. If you can't tell, Moxie considers plant life apart of important life. They also find it very disrespectful themselves to be gifted flowers because they have the opinion it's basically saying "These were pretty, so I murdered life for you!" Thank you, Ted Bundy. (Still the character's opinion) What they painted the first time Hobie came to them was a willow tree, full of colorful roses. The willow part is because many animals in an ecosystem rely on them to rest, to make homes. They were ancient pollinators for bees, they are known in tribe's for pain relievers. Typically historically they are known as biofilters for important water sources to filter out pollution and shit. Put both of those together and you have something beautiful and dangerous, yet important for a living environment. Something that single-handedly makes the water run clean for animals to drink. Something entire cultures build their wonder around because of it's ability to exist. Admiration was always there, from day one. Mutually. Hobie is a wild-grown rose. Something that defied all systems in place to prevent them from flourishing. Here he stands, Beautiful. (Moxie speaking)

(Yes this painting is the one hobie stole, that lead to moxie being able to inter-dimensionally teleport and lead to them re-meeting. It's a very important narrative painting.) (No, they don't have a ship name but we'll make one up and pretend like we always had one in our back pocket. Bullshitting, GO!)

IM FINALLY GETTING TO THIS WOOOO

GO COFFEE ADRENALINE

OOOOOO love that for them. The essence of the soul is captured by their brush and not their physical form. That's wicked.

OMG THE SYMBOLISM OF HOBIE BEING A ROSE. Putting a show of being beautiful and harmless but underneath it all lies thorns. LIKE UGHHHH.

Oh my God I should've kept reading before I wrote that paragraph because your thought process is even better than what I came up with. DAMNNNNN just putting that into perspective is amazing. We give so many things value and yet instead of enjoying its presence and just leaving it be we exploit it.

Bro not you not having a ship name 💀. (Idk man paintpunk, colorpunk, soulpunk, the punk and the painter just spitballing here.

[sitten1115]

If people protest vote like they did in 2000, i guarantee more people will die than if Biden is reelected. And i dont just mean Americans. I mean Palestinians too. Trump has been very vocal about wanting to help Israel commit genocide even harder than Biden is helping. It’s an incredibly low bar and Biden isnt that far above it. But ultimately we cant risk a right wing takeover of the supreme court and many many more things.

They plan to redefine the jobs of like 50% of the career government staff and instead make those positions loyalty based hirings. That’s jobs like the fda and more. We know trump doesn’t accept anyone willing to tell him he’s wrong as being loyal. Doing that would make it way easier then for trump to do things like have the fda say abortion pills arent safe. Enact right wing policies, and potentially destroy the tiny facade of democracy this country has left.

Biden fucking sucks, but replacing the incumbent with a new candidate has historically resulted in losses and every single thing that makes Biden suck? Yeah Trump is even more extreme on those.

A third party hasn’t won in 200 years, people voting third party is how we got the first disaster of a trump presidency which happened during a global pandemic. Do you have any idea how much worse this idiot made things?! Even on his way out he caused countless people to die because of his incompetence and stubbornness in being right.

If you really think one president cant make things bad for more than just his term. Look at Reagan, his presidency has caused so much harm and it’s still not fixed. Look at Bush, he used a national tragedy to start a bullshit war for oil and to start destroying our privacy from the government. He also pushed plenty of Islamophobia. Which isnt exactly helping Palestine now that all of America is actually aware of the genocide.

Not to mention, if trump is elected it’s very likely two supreme court justices will either step down or die during his term. We all know who picks the replacements right? A right wing stacked Supreme Court has been really bad so far and if he gets to pick two young new justices, well it’s gonna stay stacked for a while.

And even if you want to protest vote still, you damn well better make sure to vote properly for the smaller roles. Local policymakers may be able to protect people from whatever happens next. And there’s a ridiculous amount of house and senate seats up for reelection.

And no I’m not saying this because i think a trump presidency would personally effect me that much. I’m saying this because i am terrified of what will happen to other people in less safe states. I’m terrified of how much worse the arab hate will get, I’m terrified for the people of Palestine who have been utterly failed by the world already. I’m terrified for the undocumented immigrants, the easy to spot marginalized people, the women who already have to fight to get proper basic healthcare.

[catis15]

the US military's sole and express purpose is to kill people. Any purpose they claim to serve outside this can only be accomplished by killing people. by joining the military you have made it clear that the tens of thousands of innocent people the US has murdered throughout history mean less to you then getting a tuition. It doesn't matter whether or not you see active combat, you have willingly made yourself a part of a machine thats only purpose is to kill people.

also, its 2024, everyone knows jk rowling is a cryptofacist terf who allies herself with conservative bigots in order to more efficiently harm trans people. Take your fucking harry potter houses out of your bio.

Ight now that I've had some time to reflect and just not be in a pissy mood-

1. Stop anonymously asking shit, if you care that much and I am assuming all of these have been the same person, then just ask with your account.

2. A militaries only purpose isn't always to kill. I fully admit America is fucked, we're a shit country and I can only hope and work my ass off to one day have the power to fix it. But that's like saying the polices only job is to shoot ppl, it's not we as a country have just been led astray far too much and it's not getting better

3. I think a lot of things to do I politics and military can be solved very differently than they are now, it's an Ongoing problem. Violence isn't the only out, but it's the way things are handled nowadays unfortunately

4. I don't think they mean less, death fucking sucks no matter what. But at the end of the day, almost everything is related to violence, I can cry about it and block my own full, or I can make the most logical decision I can in my situation and do my best to ensure my future because I'm the only one looking out for me same as anyone else

5. I've made entire posts about the harry potter shit so I won't spend much time on it here but to sum it up, yeah jk Rowling can go to hell for all I care, I participate in the community that has walked away from her and taken the fandom into our own hands. Separate from the author Harry Potter is a cool universe and if your on the right side of it, has a pretty cool group of ppl surrounding it. It was a huge part of my childhood and a fandom can absolutely separate itself from a shitty creator

[espionn]

this rant isnt really directed at any particular person but i just want to say it

im getting kind of fucking sick of the "haha all americans are dumb racist idiots" idea thats very popular online. its kind of annoying, honestly, because while it started as a joke about the government and poor education system, it has become a blanket statement that people have genuinely internalized. people will go on all day about "dumb stinky americans" without ever having been to america.

in many ways, our government sucks. in many ways, america holds racist ideologies and laws. far-right american conservatives fucking suck. but you know what? the normal, average american people are no worse than anyone else in the western world. we're just trying to survive in this late-stage capitalist hell. america is by no means perfect but im getting really sick of the idea that it and its people are all inherently terrible and stupid. europeans can somehow acknowledge that our education is poorly regulated but also are perfectly happy to laugh at people who get things wrong as a direct result.

for a long time i laughed alongside the jokes. at some point i think i just internalized the idea that people in the rest of the world are just generally better. more morally upstanding. smarter. more athletic, even. but that isnt true, and if it is then it isnt all our fault. douchebags and idiots exist all over the world. we had a good couple years calling out america, as a huge and rich and influential country, but can we eventually just back off and stop pissing on random people who happen to have been born here? there *are* things about america to be proud of. it is extremely culturally diverse. we have more square miles of national parks than any other country. while american conservatives grossly misuse it, the values in the constitution, and the idea of freedom from monarchy, are awesome and were radical at the time.

its just getting obnoxious to hear, again and again, that we're irredeemable. america is a vast and diverse place with extremely diverse people. its kinda dumb to put a single label on all of us. thats all.

(fyi yall realize a lot of americans are poc right? people go on and on about "americans" when they clearly mean "white americans". seems slight contradictory to the whole "american poc are just as american" thing, doesnt it?)

[royal-canadian-air-force]

How do you find Canada? I'm from the UK,and even though I spent a week there once, I didn't get to know much about the place.

It’s almost midnight and I’m feeling talkative, so you’re getting a stupidly long response.

So it depends on where you are.

I live in the prairies (Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan), so my answer will be more specific to that. Politics, that’s a shit hole I won’t get into. Could be worse though, could be America. Geography, pretty flat for the most part where I am, but there are some really epic mountains. And I mean really epic. The lakes aren’t half bad either, and even the endless stretches of farmland are quite cozy during road trips. That’s one thing I like here, the average road trip is at least three hours at minimum. Anything else is basically just a drive. Lots of road trips here. Weather is unpredictable as fuck, but summer storms are amazing, and there’s pretty skies. The snow isn’t the worst either. Culturally, it’s pretty freaking cool. You have First Nations cultures, anglophones, and francophones as the main ones who have a big impact. Lots of festivals and events related to all those. Good food. Although First Nations people definitely still need better treatment, especially when it comes to environment, and how much things cost up in the territories. Our touristy places aren’t bad either, although some are overly hyped, you can easily drive to the next town over from the touristy ones for a proper experience. No one here can drive. Pretty sure nowhere in the world has good drivers, but still. The people from BC never follow speed limits, people from Ontario act like they own the road, and people from Alberta don’t know how to use a turning signal. Wildlife is alright. Polar bears are your biggest concern if you’re up north. “If it’s brown, lay down, if it’s black, fight back, if it’s white, goodnight.” Basically, we get bears almost everywhere, but Polar Bears are the ones you definitely don’t wanna see. Moose are big, menacing, and if you hit one with your car, the moose will walk away while you probably have a concussion. Canadian Geese are overly sensitive, way too aggressive, and absolute menaces . Sometimes you can walk right by one with nothing happening, other times one will randomly dive after at you from the sky (speaking from experience with that). We have housing issues, and inflation is a bitch, but I suppose that’s a bit of a world wide issue. We’re pretty LGBTQ friendly, although we could be a lot better *cough*danielsmith*cough*. We have decent hockey teams, in fact my team just had a win today. Our NFL teams suck ass. We only have I think one real baseball team now. We also have lacrosse (which is basically hockey, with how aggressive it is) and curling (which is boring to watch but surprisingly fun to play). We have lots, and I mean lots of fires during the summer. Our seasons are basically winter, fake spring, construction, fires. Not specifically in that order either. Lots of there stereotypes are fake (we are not nice, trust me) but I have noticed more and more people with a light, stereotypical Canadian accent. Ignoring Newfoundland and Labrador, they have their own thing going on with accents.

I could say more, but that’s probably already more of an answer than you were expecting. Overall it’s alright. Could use some improvement, but no country is perfect. I’m still debating maybe moving back to Ireland one day, but that’s a strong maybe.

Yeah, Canada is pretty chill

[usertiff]

FUCK AMERICA

(assuming this is in ref to my disability post) honestly there's lots of things to say this about like. seriously. yes, fuck america's disability system.

but overall i try to avoid saying things like that. for a few reasons. you didn't ask but i'll tell bc tbh i feel like it needs to be said?

first of all, america (as a country not a region, more specifically USA, but i may use them interchangeably here) is not the only country with widespread systemic issues. and there's a problem with acting like it is. (not you, anon, just ppl in general) because!! acting like the united states is the only country that perpetuates systemic violence/oppression/etc dims the light on other countries that are also perpetuating it, which lets them get away with a lot more. talk to a large handful of europeans or other white non-americans and they will more than likely not see an issue with their own countries. they condemn america while having the same systemic problems in their own region.

i am so tired rn and i never articulate well in the first place so i hope this makes an ounce of sense. pls continue to bare with me.

second, it's sooo shitty to not recognize the pure privilege we have living in america. yes, there's so many problems. but even as a person who lacks privilege in some areas — as someone is ethnically INDIGENOUS to this land (and has suffered at the hands of my ethnicity's most common oppressive problems: poverty, addiction, abuse, loss of ancestry, etc), as someone who is disabled, in poverty, plus sized, as someone with a mixed ethnicity family, lesbian — i still know that there is privilege to living here. yes, a lot of the privilege that others have here (cishet, thin, abled, wealthy white men being the really shiny example lol) is stripped from me, yeah shady stuff happens here within our government just like everywhere else, but like... for the most part, i can say things "freely" without fear (again, for the most part).

and like, with war happening in so many places... so many lives being lost... like... i'm grateful to be where i am. would i love to not be in america? somewhere with a prettier view? lively culture? sure, sounds nice. but it's not realistic and i have to be okay with where i'm at.

i hate certain parts of america. don't consider this post being me patriotic LMFAOOO no this place sucks for so many reasons. i hate hate hate hate so many circumstances that i'm personally in. so many aspects of my reality. so many aspects of the shittier parts of america. poverty, racism, lack of healthcare ESPECIALLY because im disabled, disability system, prison system, police infrastructure, lack of community, the list goes on...

but it's like you honestly have to accept that it's better than some alternatives. no country/land is perfect. certainly not european countries like so many claim, and there are SO many problems we have to tackle. you have to admit how privileged it is to be here.

does being here mean you have all these priveleges? obviously not. i mentioned that above. it just means i have the privelege of not fearing for my life constantly, or sldkfjsldkfj honestly idk rn

im so tired and im so sorry for like rambling ON but 1. tbh i needed to focus on something other than my own head atm, and 2. lowkey needs to be said?

[dancing-to-architecture]

41 - Otis Redding - Otis Blue

Welp, all I know of Otis Redding is "(Sitting On) The Dock of the Bay" and that he wrote Respect before Aretha covered it and effectively made it hers.

Wikipedia says this is (paraphrased) mostly a cover album. Otherwise, I'm going in blind on this one.

•Ole Man Trouble-

It's ostensibly a blues album, and this is an amazing first track; a blues song about getting stuck in the dumps again and again and again. Fuck Ole Man Trouble.

All my homies hate Ole Man Trouble.

Those horns are hot, though! Hoping for a lot more of that coming up.

•Respect-

Okay, I was expecting this, but this version is just WEIRD. The pieces are there, but it's subtly wrong. Lukewarm take: Aretha did it WAY better. This song works so much better as a feminist anthem than it does like this, it's very 'better have my dinner ready when I walk in the door'.

•A Change Is Gonna Come-

Hearing this man's beaten-down and bedraggled optimism about how things have to get better for the black community despite living though a particularly dark part of America's history gave me a bit of hope that, yeah, things have got to get better.

Then, I think about my racist, fascist governor and I can't stop myself from thinking: "well, not fuckin yet, I guess."

Then, I lose myself in thinking about pushing Ronathan Desantis into the industrial crushing machine from the end of 30 Days of Night, and I get just a bit happier.

It's legitimately soul-destroying to think that it's been so long since this song was written and we've gotten to "no no, you see, slavery was good actually because it taught them valuable skills!" and that kinda makes me want to slit my fucking wrists

This country sucks shit.

•Down in the Valley-

As if he knew the last song was gonna be A Bummer, this one is basically "oh yeah, shit SUCKS, but those motherfuckers can't stop us from dancing, even if it's just to spite them."

That said, I really like it. A breath of fresh air.

•I've Been Loving You Too Long-

My man, she's gone. She's checked the fuck out.

She wants out, you said as much. Let her go.

I get that you feel like you can't let go, but you're being the Crab in the goddamn Bucket right now.

(For real, it sucks to be in a one-sided relationship but let them go if they want to leave, and you'll both be happier eventually for it.)

•Shake-

This song has some SERIOUS energy to it. Funky as hell, and the horns are working overtime. If this doesn't make you want to move, you're broken.

I bet this one was a killer at a live set.

•My Girl-

I was initially going to say that this sounds wrong without the Temptation's back-up singers, but the horns actually work pretty well in their place.

Also, god DAMN, the man could sing.

A beautiful cover. I almost like it more than the original, tbh.

•Wonderful World-

Was expecting trees of green and red roses, too, aaaaaaaand now all I can think about is Animal House, a now deeply problematic fave from my younger years. (But still not nearly as problematic as Revenge of the Nerds.)

(For those who aren't familiar, this was a featured song in that film, iirc the last song of the movie that plays over the epilogues.)

I definitely relate to this song though, as I also don't remember much about the French i took, either.

Possibly the most upbeat song so far.

•Rock Me Baby-

2001. Junior year history class taught by one of my all-time favorite teachers: Mr. Bradish.

This song was the given example of how creative people could get around the strict censorship laws in the mid-century like the Hayes code.

"Well, we can't say 'i want you to screw me all night long', but these dipshit honky record executives don't exactly understand what we mean by the word 'rock', they're just snapping their fingers, so we're good."

I simply cannot divorce this song from that moment in time.

That said, A SERIOUS blues guitar solo, hot damn.

•(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction-

To be totally on the level, I was always more of a Beatles fan than a Stones fan.

That said, this cover FUCKING SLAPS!

In a perfect world, this song would be known as an Otis Redding song.

•You Don't Miss Your Water-

The inverse of I've Been Loving You Too Long, and the return of: "Aww, man I've been such a gigantic cheating prick it's been so great, wait, why is my girl leaving me? [Surprised_pikachu.jpg]"

I seriously CAN'T believe how common a subject that has been during this project.

Well, that was an interesting album, all in all. Otis Redding had one hell of a voice, and it's on full display here.

Definitely worth checking out, especially since it's a quick one at like 35 minutes long.

Favorite Track: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction. It's amazing how much better this song can seem when it's not being sneered at you by a quasi-noncey British multi-millionaire. It comes off much less like the diatribe of a jaded douche when it comes from Otis.

Least Favorite Track: You Don't Miss Your Water.

Yeah, maybe I'm a dyed in the wool wife-guy, but I will never, ever be a fan of the nigh-omnipresent "I'm an asshole, I'm a cheater, wait a minute, why doesn't my partner like me anymore?" song.

[animeraider]

Radio Free California - 2022 on Random Play and a few final thoughts for this FRUSTRATING year.

I thought about making a "best of" list, but I realized that I'd come up with something different every time I tried. So here is a highlight reel, cultivated from all of the 2022 RFC's. Feel free to put together your own list. I recommend putting this on random play for the best possible experience - I just went through all 51 episodes for 2022 and picked the ones that tickled my fancy at that moment. If I tried again tomorrow I would probably pick 246 different songs than are on this list. 

You should subscribe to my weekly playlists to get the full experience.

So what was your 2022 like? I usually do a recap of the previous year as my last blog post but I'm really not feeling it this time around. Face it folks, 2022 SUCKED. I had a decent career year with a couple of hit singles and videos plus my improvised piano album, and I got to see both Roger Waters and Bjork live (not on the same night), but overall...?

I mean, social media imploded and fragmented, led by the Chief Twit. The Previous Motherfucker is STILL hanging on all our necks instead of in prison where he fucking belongs. Far too many Americans embrace Fascism, Racism, and a large portion of the country is now a Hee-Haw version of The Handmaid's Tale.

I can't even imagine how weird it must be to be young in this country. My children grew up in one country and as of this year it no longer exists. They're not like those of us who are old enough to remember how it used to be. 

And just what the ever-lovin' FUCK is it with wanting to destroy power stations? This is supposed to start a race war? How fucking STUPID is that? It's like saying 1+2=Licorice. The sum is less than the parts.

Strangely enough, the Pandemic has put me in a position to leave, and I just might. I'm incredibly fortunate to live in one of the remaining pockets of sanity in this country and I don't want to leave, but I don't want to live in an isolated exception to the rule either. I'd rather the whole country be sane than just my little corner of it with with fascist fucks encroaching from all sides.

I have family in Canada, New Zealand and Spain - so I have options (although I don't speak Spanish). I also have possibly misplaced hope, so I have to admit that the decision isn't an easy one. I haven't made it yet, and there are other's I'd need to convince to come with.

The craziest part about all of this is that on a whole lot of specifics America had a great year. It's just that the terrible parts are so bad that they overwhelm the good parts.

I don't think there is a "best of" 2022 to be had. I think that this has been example after example of wasted talent, potential, and ability. I think of 2022 as a squandered year. There ain't no best to be had.

Now, there's two ways to look at that: To be depressed about it or to be determined to do better. I am choosing the second option.

Taking a step back from Social Media has given me something I hadn't even noticed I had lost: TIME. I reclaim my fucking time.

I have a new single coming out the first week of January and I'm going to focus on it for a bit, but then I'm going to hunker down and fucking FINISH this album that's been percolating for the past decade. Those of you who follow my music career have heard snippets of it, but only small snippets of it. I expect that promoting and performing that album is going to take up a lot of my time in 2023. I have tickets to see Arcade Fire on my birthday, so I'll take that day off.

And then I'm going to gear up for 2024, which I want to be my busiest and most productive year musically ever. There's a couple of reasons for that - a big birthday is coming up in 2024; one my own father didn't reach. Now I don't have his issues and expect to go on for decades yet, but I'm going to fucking CELEBRATE. I hope that the country will still be here for it. Another reason is that I have set a challenge for myself and it's a difficult one, but I damned well want to TRY.

I am absolutely awful at predicting the future, but I still want to try.

So let's shake off this past year, bury it, and roll up them sleeves and get to it. I fucking HATE Hee-Haw.

See you next year.

And because I love you, I leave you with my new single.

[hornime]

watch and learn | iwaizumi hajime x f!reader x team japan

there were two things they all had in common: the growing bulges in their pants that they were urgently trying to distract themselves from, and the fact that their full attention was on you.

warnings: 18+, timeskip!everyone, BIG MANGA SPOILERS BASICALLY, exhibitionism, voyeurism, orgasm denial

w/c: 3.1k

a/n: now i don’t know if iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer learned about female orgasms when he was studying sports science at irvine BUT he def knows how to show a girl a good time which is reason enough for me to write this. also, i read this article to prep for this piece and it was super enlightening, so i do recommend giving it a read if you’re interested!

in the middle of his morning run, iwaizumi slowed momentarily to check the repetitive buzzing of this phone, curious as to who was messaging him this early. when he’d left the apartment, you were sleeping, and you had the tendency to still be sleeping by the time he returned, so who else could it be?

he unlocked his phone, quickly finding the source of the notifications: the team japan group chat.

[06:43 AM] miya: hey @iwaizumi—you know stuff abt the human body right?

[06:43 AM] miya: cus like you studied it in college and shit??

iwaizumi rolled his eyes. i spent four years in america to earn my degree, came back home to support my country’s olympic team, and dealt with the biggest idiots of volleyball, only to get treated like this?

[06:44 AM] iwaizumi: yes, miya. i took many courses on the human body. in fact that’s the purpose of my job. to know the human body. because i am a fucking athletic trainer.

[06:44 AM] miya: okay okay i get it. dumb question

[06:44 AM] iwaizumi: why? is something up? you need help or anything?

[06:44 AM] miya: uhhh kinda

[06:44 AM] miya: @hinata i’m not fucking asking this

[06:44 AM] bokuto: bro just do it

[06:44 AM] miya: @hinata @hinata @hinata 

iwaizumi cocked an eyebrow. what the hell are they going on about?

[06:45 AM] iwaizumi: so am i needed or...

[06:45 AM] hinata: YES

[06:45 AM] hinata: we had a question

[06:46 AM] sakusa: by “we” he means him, miya, and bokuto

[06:46 AM] suna: yeah don’t bring us into this

[06:46 AM] hinata: don’t listen to them! both suna and sakusa wanna know too

[06:46 AM] iwaizumi: okay. what’s up

[06:47 AM] hinata: we wanted to know how to make a girl cum

he chuckled in disbelief.

[06:47 AM] iwaizumi: you’re telling me that you guys are in your mid-20s, literal olympic athletes, and you don’t know how to make a girl cum

[06:47 AM] iwaizumi: have you never done it before??

[06:47 AM] miya: NO

[06:47 AM] miya: FOR THE RECORD IVE MADE MANY GIRLS CUM

[06:48 AM] bokuto: ME TOO

[06:48 AM] bokuto: i think

he laughed out loud, briefly startling another runner on the sidewalk.

[06:48 AM] iwaizumi: you guys are unbelievable

[06:48 AM] hinata: i mean she says she finished but idk what i did to make that happen

[06:48 AM] bokuto: ^^

[06:48 AM] hinata: so like i wanna know how to actually do it

[06:48 AM] suna: actually im kinda interested in this too

[06:48 AM] aran: i pray for your future girlfriends. this is painful to see. im out

[06:48 AM] kageyama: i’m with aran on this one. you guys are dumb

[06:48 AM] hinata: shut up. you suck.

[06:48 AM] miya: cmon iwaizumi, help a guy out

[06:48 AM] sakusa: it wouldnt hurt for you to give us some pointers at least

iwaizumi sighed.

[06:49 AM] iwaizumi: @miya @hinata @bokuto @suna @sakusa meet in the locker room after practice. ill give you guys a lesson in the art of pleasing a woman

to teach effectively, he needed a volunteer, though he was sure you wouldn’t need much convincing. you’d always loved the attention, and the biceps, of the pro athletes. he spun on his heel and jogged home.

you woke up to the sound of your apartment door opening, your boyfriend creeping inside, forehead damp with sweat.

“hey,” you said quietly, making your way towards him.

“hey, baby. sorry for waking you up, i was trying to be quiet.”

you giggled sleepily. “s’okay, haji. you spoil me too much anyway, always letting me sleep in for hours while you’re off doing god knows what.”

at that, his eyes crinkled in amusement, and as you tried to step into a hug, he shuffled back. “woah there, baby. i gotta shower, ‘m all gross from my run. and then,” he gave you a peculiar look that you couldn’t quite place, “i got a proposition for you.”

after his shower, he waltzed out of the bathroom, steam wafting out from behind the door. his tanned body made you feel things you definitely shouldn’t be barely an hour after the sun’s risen, and you reached out to massage the tension in his shoulders. “so, what’s your proposition?”

“well,” he hesitated. “it’s a bit... unconventional. the team asked me to show them how to make a girl cum,” he took in your intrigued expression. “and it’d be a lot easier to explain if i had someone to do a live demonstration with. so,” his eyes flicked up to you. “that’s where you’d come in.”

“a... live demonstration? like you’re gonna make me cum in front of them?”

“yeah, essentially.” he gave you a devilish grin. “you want that, baby? wanna show those boys how a real man treats a gorgeous woman like you?”

you rubbed your thighs at his words. “yeah,” you purred. “i do. wanna show them how good you are to me.”

and that’s how you found yourself nestled between iwaizumi’s muscled thighs, back pressed against his chest, completely naked, with five of japan’s best volleyball players staring at your body in awe.

practically an expert in his field, iwaizumi knew the human body inside and out. this had many benefits; of course it allowed him to catapult up the ranks and work with the country’s best athletes to keep them at the top of their game, but it also had a unique side effect: an overwhelming vault of knowledge on how to make a woman feel good anywhere. 

you’d seen the proof firsthand; he knew exactly where to push, prod, stroke, and tease to have you cumming in seconds, over and over, as many times as you wanted. he was amazing, and you were well-aware just how lucky you were to have such a talented man in the sheets.

“oi,” iwaizumi snapped his fingers, drawing each of the players’ eyes away from your glistening cunt. “pay attention. i know more than anybody that she’s hot as fuck, but you gotta listen to what i’m saying or else there’s no point to this.”

he lightly pressed his lips against your collarbone, slowly tracing them against your jaw, the contact making you squirm. “if you wanna make a girl cum, first thing you gotta do is make her comfortable. if she’s worried about how she looks or sounds or smells she’s gonna be too stressed to let go.” he moved his hands to grope your tits, his calloused fingers brushing over your hardening nipples. “so reassure her, tell her how irresistible she is, how pretty her moans are, how tasty her pussy is. shit like that. the sexier she feels the better it’ll be.”

he leaned into you, whispering into your ear. “feeling good, baby? we can stop whenever.”

you nodded weakly, afraid to open your mouth, barely holding in your whines as his palms worked wonders on your chest and stomach, sending shocks of heat wherever they touched. 

you craned your neck up to observe the men before you. atsumu was flushed red, wringing his hands as if he was worried they’d do something embarrassing if he didn’t keep them occupied. hinata was bouncing his leg up and down, wiping his palms on his shorts as he took in the plushness of your thighs. bokuto was basically drooling, greedily tracing your soft curves with his eyes. suna maintained his indifferent expression, but the reddening tips of his ears showed that he was a lot more hot and bothered than he let on. sakusa stood quietly to the side, leaning against the wall, mask tucked under his chin as if he’d just realized how much the temperature had gone up in the room.

there were two things they all had in common: the growing bulges in their pants that they were urgently trying to distract themselves from, and the fact that their full attention was on you.

"make sure to try different things; there’s multiple ways to make a woman cum. only like a quarter of women experience orgasms just from penetration,” someone made a sound of shock. “yes, the number is that small, bokuto.” 

his fingertip slowly trailed past your belly button, dipping into the mess between your thighs, causing you to slightly arch your back into the solid chest supporting you. “foreplay with the clit is your best bet; even stupid fucks like you probably wouldn’t screw it up too bad.”

hinata opened his mouth to speak, but iwaizumi anticipated his question and continued.

“i know you’re wondering where the clit is. it’s around here, under this hood of skin,” he slid his digit between your labia. “s’not gonna come with a label so you gotta explore a little bit. i know where hers is like the back of my hand, but for you guys, with your girls, you’re gonna have to move your fingers around. slowly. and pay attention to her expressions.” he began to rub in a circular motion around your clit, causing you to make small whimpers of pleasure and shift your hips to meet his movements. 

“if she clenches up or twitches when you feel a certain spot, like this,” your legs flexed as he increased the pressure, “that’s the clit. be kind, it’s not a volleyball. be gentle n’ make small circles, whether it’s with your fingers or your tongue.” 

he thought for a second. “speaking of which, oral’s important. very important. most women cum when they’ve been eaten out, so use your mouths for something more useful than just dirty talk. suck on the clit, maybe tongue-fuck her a ‘lil, but your main focus should always be the clit.”

he removed his hands from your sopping pussy, and you made a pathetic noise of frustration. “’m sorry, baby,” he muttered seductively in your ear. “don’t wanna have you finishing too early. lesson’s barely started.”

he turned his attention back to your audience, his lustful tone being replaced by a more instructional one. “there’s other places that’ll help a woman orgasm, too: her nipples, her neck, her ears—”

“her ears?” sakusa questioned. he blushed profusely as everyone turned to look at him, surprised that he’d opened his mouth. “what? we were all thinking it.”

“s’a valid question,” iwaizumi said. “yeah, you can lick ‘em if they’re sensitive. hers are.” as if to prove his statement, he licked a stripe on the shell of you ear, making you wiggle helplessly at the stimulation. “‘n leave kisses everywhere else. feels good for them just like it does for us.” he wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him and forcing your movements to stop as he traced patterns with his tongue all around your neck.

“something you should know about an orgasm is that it’s something called a positive feedback loop.” he looked up and was met with five blank stares. shouldn’t have expected anything from these dumb jocks, he lamented. “basically that means that, once you start releasing sexual tension, things will feel better and better until you climax.”

“oh!” atsumu chirped. “like how my sets get better and better throughout a game.”

“no, not really,” he quipped. “your sets suck throughout.” atsumu frowned at that.

iwaizumi exhaled exasperatedly. “the general idea is that the body gets more and more sensitive, muscle contractions become more and more frequent, and touches feel more and more stimulating until you cum. all right?”

they all made noises of understanding except for bokuto and hinata, whose eyes had glazed over at the first mention of an academic term. whatever, iwaizumi thought. they’ll get it through example.

"don’t worry about it too much if you don’t get it, that’s just an orgasm on paper. in practice, though, this is the crucial step: listen to her. she knows what feels good. never forget that you’re just an idiot with a cock.” he took a breath, gathering his thoughts before proceeding with his lecture.

“if she tells you to slow down, you slow down. if she tells you to go harder, you go harder. if she tells you to keep doing what you’re doing, you...”

“keep doing what you’re doing”, they all chimed in at staggered times.

“that’s right. don’t go faster or else you’ll mess up the rhythm and she won’t cum. and you wanna make her cum, don’t you?”

they nodded simultaneously.

“so if you keep up the tempo and force that feels good to her, you’ll be fine. questions?”

suna spoke up. “what about,” he choked on the word. “penetration?”

hinata hummed in agreement and bokuto jumped in. “yeah, what if i wanna make her cum on my cock?”

iwaizumi made a weird face. “that’s some pretty advanced stuff, but i guess i can go over it. when you try it, though, you have to be patient. with both of your bodies. s’not rocket science but s’not always easy. also it depends on the woman but sometimes she physically won’t be able to finish from penetration alone. just make sure you’re communicating.”

his swirled two fingers over your hole before shoving them in, your wetness making it easy for him to thrust in and out as your entrance stretched to accommodate him. “f—fuck!” your eyes flew open at the intrusion and you body lurched forward, but you were held back by his strong forearm. “ohmygod, oh my g—ah! feels s’good haji, s’good!”

“i know, baby, i know. you’re taking it so well.” he turned his attention back to the men, each of who were gulping heavily. if that didn’t signal to you that they were evidently affected by your moans, the way they shifted in their workout shorts did.

“boys, focus.” he curled his fingertips, brushing at the spongy spot at the top of your walls, ripping a pleasured wail from your throat and causing tears to prick at your eyelashes. “when you’re fingering her, you’ll feel an area inside that’s a bit soft and squishy. that’s the g-spot.”

you trembled in his arms as he mercilessly struck the same place over and over again with his fingers. “when you’re fucking her, try to keep the pressure building there, but it’ll be harder to make her finish since you can’t see what you’re doing.”

your breath hitched as iwaizumi’s incessant movements brought your body tantalizingly close to your release. he suddenly stopped and you almost sobbed in disappointment, until he plunged his fingers impossibly deeper.

a guttural scream of ecstasy came from within you, and your eyes rolled back as he began playing with another part of you, your body putty in his hands. “hngh, haji, ah! so good, s’good...” you threw your hands back around his neck, nails digging into the skin as you desperately tried to keep yourself grounded. your soft moans filled the air.

“stop clenching,” he hissed. “can barely move my hand.” you tried to relax but failed miserably as the tips of his fingers grazed your cervix. 

“holy fuck,” suna muttered. “you’re a god.”

“she sounds so pretty,” atsumu said in amazement.

“i wanna make a girl feel good like that, too!” bokuto sulked.

“you can do it, bokuto!” hinata hit him on the arm. “just listen to iwaizumi. clearly he knows what he’s talking about.” 

their eyes refocused on your figure, writhing in pleasure, prompting white hot waves of arousal to pool in their stomachs. 

“yeah,” sakusa said. “clearly.”

“stop talking,” iwaizumi ordered. “and listen. beyond the g-spot is the cervix, which is basically the end of the vagina. if you’re long enough,” he briefly scanned each of their faces, “which i’m sure you are, you’ll be able to reach it if you bottom out.”

“haji—hajime, please.” the stimulation was coming absolutely unbearable, and you could tell he was sadistically holding you at the edge, refusing to give you the satisfaction of finishing. “lemme cum, please. please lemme cum, please, please, i can’t—i can’t take it ‘nymore!”

“what was that? you can’t take it anymore? gonna cum?” you helplessly bobbed your head up and down, hoping that he’d give you permission. “well,” he growled, “we can’t have that happening, can we?”

he abruptly halted his thrusts, pulling his fingers out of you with an embarrassing squelch and popping them into his mouth. pearly tears rolled down your cheeks as you grieved the loss of contact and relief.

your viewers looked on in horror, feeling immense sympathy for you; you just looked so dejected from being denied yet another orgasm.

“why didn’t you—why didn’t you let her cum?” bokuto asked.

“why do you think?” iwaizumi snapped. “don’t want you guys to see her when she does. that’s for me, and only me.”

“oh, okay,” he responded, disgruntlement clear in his voice.

iwaizumi’s glare could cut glass, it was so sharp. the possessiveness that had enveloped his mind made him hyperfocus on just one thought: being alone with you. “so, any other questions? if not, we’re done here.”

you pouted at that, not wanting the demonstration to be over. “but haji,” you mumbled into his collarbone. “i di’nt get to cum. and i wanna.” you looked up at him, eyes wide with want. “please make me cum.”

iwaizumi sent a harsh glance to the players that nonverbally communicated his message loud and clear: get out. they shuffled awkwardly out of the locker room due to the hardness between their legs that they would most definitely need to deal with soon.

your boyfriend turned his attention back to you. “’m sorry, i know i had to deny you a bunch of times. i just really hated the idea of anyone but me seeing the cute way you look when you cum.”

you made a small noise of acknowledgement and a little whisper of it’s okay, haji. he looked down, sensing the way your poor, desperate cunt was pulsing around nothing, the erotic sight injecting him with the pure need to ravage you.

he shifted his head to kiss you passionately. “why don’t i make it up to you?” he breathed between your parted lips before picking you up by the backs of your thighs, forcing you to lock your ankles around his waist. 

he delicately situated you onto one of the recovery beds at the back of the room, before murmuring something that made your pussy throb in anticipation: “i’ll make you cum whichever way you want, however many times you want, all right? all you gotta do is lay back and take it.”

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