#I mean I HAD TO

[gh0st-patr0l]

[acidkoipond]

Butch Logan

Because I can :) 🐈‍⬛

[ellalba]

I saw the Barbie Movie trailer.

Two scenarios for this: either they got caught without their license (thank you @kyluxtrashpit for this hilarious thought.

Or Hux is mad they had to defect to the New Republic and Kylo is just chilling with the knowledge Mommy’ll get him before he has to spend a single night in jail.

[alexbkrieger13]

2019/2023

[belphegor1982]

"Everyone matters, but you know, only for a short amount of time. In a way, I fall in love with everybody, but I just fall out of love too easily."

[suchspiritedwords]

So I got the Saw tattoo and it’s sick as hell 🤘🏻🖤🌀

[postapocalypticspacepirate]

yellowjackets as the magnus archives entities 5/?

jackie taylor - the flesh

[kaijumilf]

literally never going to be able to forget the time i walked into the 7-11 down the street during pride month and walked out in total shock, got in my car, and started sobbing.

just bc the older gay man working at the counter saw me. like. really fucking saw me.

the whole place was decked out in pride decoration and i complimented it while i was checking out. he was like “thanks! gotta be loud about our signaling yknow, love to throw it in the face of all the people around here who say theyre cool with it, but really they just want us to be quiet” ((i live in a very performatively liberal place atm. very yoga wine mom beach hippies kind of vibes.))

i just laughed and was like “ha, yeah well, as much as the watered down liberalism sucks, its a hell of a lot better than where i grew up.”

so he asked me where i was from, and i describe it a lot of different ways since most people usually have no clue what im talking about. some common ones, for example: “the closest thing to the deep south you can get in California”, “horse country, CA”, “a middle-of-nowhere stupidly religious hick town in the Mojave desert”, “a literal fucking chemical wasteland”(sometimes ill preface this one with, “you ever play fallout new vegas? yeah. there.”).

i give him a few of these, along with some more concrete geographic identifiers, and i watched him look more and more like he was realizing something terrible with every description. finally he just asks, somewhat hesitantly,“can i ask what the name of this place was?” so, i tell him.

and immediately his entire face twists into one of pure grief. he literally reaches out and grabs my hands and his voice had become so serious, but so earnest when he goes, “oh baby. i know exactly where that is. i am so, so sorry. “

i was stunned and kind of laughed it off and said, “its okay, just glad im out of there,”or something similar. i thanked him and walked out and. yeah cried a lot. i dont really process the reality of growing up there often, especially as a queer person. but it was nice (i think?) to be validated that way. for someone to know the gravity of that town’s name.

[finding-flight]

Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[practically-an-x-man]

ahem

i'm just gonna-

[foccaccia]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..