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Here's the thing about plot twists:
It's not a twist if it comes out of left field. That's just an entirely new plot dumped on you.
A good plot twist makes you think "oh shit, I would have never guessed that in a million years, but NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!"
A properly foreshadowed twist won't give itself away, but will give you enough clues that the twist is satisfying and surprising, but not shocking.
A properly foreshadowed plot point which is not a twist will have you on the edge of your seat as you wait for the hammer you know is about to fall.
A non-foreshadowed plot point that arrives out of nowhere has you stunned for thirty seconds and then leaves you feeling unsatisfied and going, "but wait, where was x when y happened? If this guy was secretly x all along, why did he do y?" etc. Because it doesn't actually work with the rest of the story.
For some reason, the cinemasins types prefer the latter.
that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
#i will never not be annoyed that qui-gon immediately dropped dead of one narrow instantly cauterized stab wound#while maul got sliced in half and dropped into a bottomless pit and he's Fine Actually
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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They warn you about never grocery shopping when you're hungry, but they never think to warn you about grocery shopping when you're nauseated, which has the opposite effect and might have dire consequences for near-future you.
#'don't grocery shop hungry' oh no now i have delicious extra food whatever shall i do#*shops while nauseated* hmm i have doomed myself to a week of salad and hummus#chronic illness problems#(yes this is an actual thing i did today and i haven't even made the hummus yet)#(dw the salad involves meat so i'm getting enough calories‚ theoretically)
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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years
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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
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Have an IT problem at work. IT guy is remoting into my computer. After trying all the things I'd already said didn't work, he went into "settings" and searched for "search bar." I am not filled with confidence.
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the thing about luke is he wanted to be good ☝️ he wanted to be gentle and kind ☝️those weren’t innate qualities he had no matter what. when luke acted on his first instinct he was quick-tempered and stubborn. he was whiny and immature and impulsive and had a lot of anger in him. he grew up in the galaxy’s darkest hour under two blazing suns & witnessed untold violence. nothing about his life was easy or coddling or guaranteed to make him kind. but he wanted to be good and kind and gentle ☝️so when it came down to it and he needed to make impossible choices he chose love & goodness & forgiveness. ok. it wasn’t easy he wanted to die and he nearly fell to the dark side so so many times but he chose good ☝️like i can’t read another post/meta/fic that takes positivity & gentleness as his basic traits nothing else to it. we saw him struggle to chose those for three movies!!
#tbh people confuse luke skywalker with mark hamill circa 1977#mark hamill was an innocent ray of sunshine who had no idea what was going on ever#(for example completely missing the fact that his costars loathed each other and were on coke like 24/7)#luke skywalker came within 0.3 inches of murdering a defenseless man and CHOSE to stop
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"Florida native Neill Holland became a charter captain at age 18. In 2015, after traveling internationally for a decade, he returned to St. Petersburg, Florida, to resume his fishing charter operation with his partner Danielle Dawley.
Time and again on their charters, Dawley and Holland came across derelict traps, also known as ghost traps.
Ghost traps are fishing traps that have been swept away in storms and currents or simply abandoned over time.
Once lost, these rusted traps often pose risks to coral reefs below and passing boats above — all while trapping and killing marine life that die long before they are pulled to the surface.
Those decaying fish, in turn, attract more sea animals into the trap, starting the cycle anew.
After ghost traps continued cropping up in their day-to-day, Dawley and Holland founded Ocean Aid 360: a conservation organization that works with fishing industry professionals, community volunteers, and government agencies to find, retrieve, and recycle marine debris — including ghost traps.
Their most popular program? Ghost trap rodeos: fishing tournaments that reward entrants for salvaging abandoned fishing gear.
“We started in October of 2018 through a grant from NOAA, which enabled us to hold seven tournament-style marine debris events around Tampa Bay,” Holland told the Port Charlotte Sun in mid-July.
“In that first year, our target was 15,000 pounds of marine debris. We ended up collecting 27,000 pounds, and had fabulous numbers of community members coming out to participate,” he said.
“Since then, we’ve worked all over Florida and the Bahamas, with more than 60 event days and about 60,000 pounds of marine debris collected — including more than 8,200 derelict traps.”
The latest ghost trap rodeo — hosted on July 19 — pulled in 4,000 pounds of trash, including 128 ‘ghost traps,’ from the Tampa Bay.
Two minutes into the event, Holland was already reeling in a ghost trap.
“This is a textbook example of a derelict crab trap,” Holland told the Tampa Bay Times. “It’s been left out, and as you can see it’s pretty darn crusty and rusted.”
Holland estimates that 10% of all traps placed in the water become ghost traps.
“It’s a recurring problem here, and we really have to stay on top of it,” said Peter Clark, the president and founder of Tampa Bay Watch — one of many local organizations that helped host the ghost trap rodeo competition.
“We’re helping to protect fish and wildlife, we’re taking marine debris out of the bay, and it’s a great project to get the community involved to help restore and protect Tampa Bay.”
-via GoodGoodGood, July 28, 2025
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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

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Sorta in a high-stress time (nothing bad is happening, right now is just A Lot) and I HATE that being stressed out makes my executive function worse.
Like, I've genuinely gotten so much better with it, but the second there's a lot to deal with, I'm sitting here staring at a screen while my mind goes, "This feels bad. You know it feels bad. There is stress in your body and it won't go away until you get up and move and/or accomplish something. Also, if you don't go to the grocery store, you will have no food tomorrow."
And my executive function is just like, "Error. Task cannot be initiated until [REDACTED]."
#funny how financial stability improves the mental health#but yeah turns out removing one stress factor doesn't stop other stress factors from happening. which is rude
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*crawls out of the bushes* I was at the lake all day yesterday what did I miss
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