#I may or may not enjoy bullying cassandra

[cookedupinthelabm8]

I may have become a little feral with the besties...

[graciedollie]

Can you do all the major milfs x reader and like we getting pass around like a drink. ☺️😵‍💫

Taker

pair: arcane!milfs x reader

summary: it was your usual day like any other in the brothel, dealing with usual customers and having to deal with their requests, though, that would change when you saw four new faces..

warnings: 18+ content, reader is a prostitute, strap-on usage, fingering, overstimulation, BRIEF shimmer usage (NOT A LOT I PROMISE), reader literally gets passed around…, rough (wo)manhandling, praise, degradation, and probably more.

a/n: hope you enjoy and this lowkey may be long!!! also I recommend listening to Life Of The Party By The Weeknd for this (obsessed with this damn song).

I'm so far gone and you are too

Show me how you go downtown

With the drugs in your body

Take that step, you're the life of the party

Know that step, you're the life of the party

It was a busy day at the brothel. Women and men, who worked there, were bustling with customers left and right—one lea, just for another to enter. It was busy, that’s for sure. With you, you had the same old customers, sometimes new faces appeared before you—other than that, it was just the usuals. It made money, yeah, but it was boring as shit sometimes.

That was until you saw four new faces.

Ambessa Medarda, fearless warlord, known for her power and resilience. Cassandra Kirammin, Piltover’s beloved council member, known to be quite the charming and strong woman. Sheriff Grayson, one of Piltover’s best sheriffs, very known down in Zaun and Sevika, pretty well known down here as well, known to be quiet ‘the scary lady’, but also holds a good loyal to her.

It was an odd arrangement, but you didn’t really complain since you knew that it would be good money—especially if they were from Topside. Though, it did make you wonder why they would all come to you out of everyone else, maybe because you just so happened to catch their eye? Who knew?

You tried not to think much of as you got yourself ready in your little booth. Putting on your mask and applying some lipstick that matched your baby blue lingerie set—leaving nearly nothing to be hidden. Eyeing yourself a couple times and spraying some perfume on before taking a quick breath of shimmer—amping you up a little, you finally made your way to the room where you found the four woman, looking over at you with a darkened gaze as you stepped in.

“So this is the one you’ve suggested, I suppose?” Cassandra would murmured lowly as she gaze you up-and-down look, taking in your stature—feeling quite pleased with the mere sight before her. “Mhm, quite the sight, yeah?” Sevika quipped back with a proud smirk, taking a puff of her cigarillo before stumping it out on the ashtray besides her.

Grayson and Ambessa just silently observed you with a predatory gaze, thinking of all the things that’ll go down this very night. A smirk crept along Ambessa’s lip as she stood up, stalking over to you with slow, heavy footsteps of her boot till she stood in front of you; grasping your chin firmly. “I take it you can handle all of us, child?“ God you nearly felt your knees buck as her peering eyes met yours, looking down at you with a sultry gaze.

You cleared your throat briefly as you nodded, “Of course, I can assure you that I’ll make it worth your time…” You trailed off with a sultry tone, eyeing the other three as you continued. “Each and everyone of you..” The other women shared looks between themselves before nodding in agreement, sharing a nonverbal thought before looking back at you with that same gaze, “Is that right?” Grayson soon spoke up, her husky and raspy voice sending chills up your spine.

Oh this was gonna be fun.

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You found yourself seated on Ambessa’s lap while seated on the bed, back pressing against her ample chest as she bullied two fingers into your sopping cunt—earning whimpers and moans from you. For once, you felt embarrassed with how you felt exposed with the other women watching you closely—watching with that hungry glare. “Look at you…takin me all in so nicely. I bet you never did this with any other customer, have you, child? Never made you feel as good as this, hm?” All she was returned with was a whimper and a shake of your head.

She wanted a solid answer.

Her fingers slipped out of you to land a slap to your clit, making you cry out and squirm in her grasp. “I asked you a question. Do not make me ask again.” “N-no! Never felt this way…t-this good!” She hummed in approval and slipped the thick digits back into your welcoming cunt, cringing at the squelching noise.

Sevika eyes stayed stuck on yours, particularly on the way your expression was filled with bliss and ecstasy whenever Ambessa would thrust her finger repeatedly in that spongy spot that made you see stars. She and Ambessa shared a glance before Sevika made her way up to you, suddenly pulling you into a messy, rough kiss—moaning and groaning into the feverish kiss. Your fluttering eyes peered open to glance at the other, Grayson and Cassandra. The mere sight of them made you throb. Both women hands roamed over their bodies as their lips locked—sensing that they definitely had some sort of ‘fling’, but we keep that hush here.

Ambessa eyes watched the two of you share the messy kiss together, watching in pure satisfaction and pleasure as she watched your body jerked when her thumb strummed over your throbbing clit. “Quite responsive���how cute.” Sevika lips pulled from yours, panting heavily before she leaned to attack your neck with feverish bites and kisses—warning whimpers and groans from you. Your hips jerked and thighs twitched as you felt the fiery sensation burn in your stomach, “G-gonna cum…p-please..”

A small hum escaped Ambessa’s lip at your breathless pleads, practically relishing it all in. “Mm, should we let our precious cum or no?” She hummed to the others, all three exchanging glances before giving a knowing glare to her—this wouldn’t be the only you’ll time you’ll be cumming anyway, so she let you have it. Your vision blurred with spots of black and white, feeling your body lock up with a broken moan leaving you; feeling your body shudder with impact of the orgasm. It nearly left you utterly breathless.

Sevika lips finally pulled away from your neck, relishing your heaving chest and marked neck and jaw—the sight made her clit throbbed in her boxers. “Felt good, didn’t it, babydoll?” She murmured lowly, grasping your cheeks and cupping them to make your lips puff. You gave her a small nod, looking at her as if she held everything just with the palm of her hand.

“Yeah, I know, but it’s gonna get even better.”

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“That’s it…”

Ambessa drawled out with that sultry tone as you licked feverishly at her soaked pussy, holding your head in place with a firm hand as your eyes fluttered up at her—never leaving hers. “Doing so well …” The praise of her felt absolutely heavenly, along with the way Sevika thrust were deep and rough, hitting that spot repeatedly with the faux dick. Your muffled moans vibrated against Ambessa’s soaked flesh, earning low moans and grunts from her. Your eyes teared up as Sevika placed her flesh hand on the small of your lower, pressing you deeper into an arch and allowing her to hit deeper.

“Yeah, there you go….takin it so good. Justttt like that, baby.” The way her voice flowed through your ears made your eyes roll back, whining and moaning to no end. Your lips latched onto the warlord’s clit as you suckled on it with steady licks, feeling her body tense and lock up as you watched her throw her head back—seeing the way her throat bobbed and jaw clenched. Tightly grasping at her toned thighs, you double down on your efforts. Your tongue slipped inside her and slurped messily and nosily, moaning and whining as Sevika’s thrust became more rough. “Don’t you think you’re bein’ a little careless with the girl, no?” That familiar voice rasped out, Grayson, who was nearly breathlessly after the little session between her and Cassandra. Sevika shared her a glance before chuckling lowly, suddenly slapping your ass and making you jolt, but Ambessa held you in place just for her.

“Course not. She’s a big girl.” She leaned down against your ear as her flesh hand snaked between your trembling legs and rubbing your aching clit in time with her thrusts, “I know she’ll take it anyway.” A small whine slipped from you at her whispered words, feeling that fiery sensation build up quickly. Ambessa’s thighs locked around your head as her body tensed up, feeling the taste of her gush into your mouth as her own body reached its limit. You followed shortly after. Your vision blurred with spots of white and black, cumming with a muffled cry as your thighs shook and trembled. Sevika pulled out a little, just to see the white ring coat her strap perfectly. “That’s what I wanted to see..” She groaned lowly before suddenly sinking back in, making you grasp Ambessa’s thighs tighter and body to jerk before she placed a hand on your lower back to keep you steady. “No, no—you can take it.”

You shook your head with protest as she slowly thrusted in and out of you, whining and whimpering as the rigged veins rubbed your sensitive walls and hit that certain spot. “I—oh fuck—I-I can’t…” Ambessa took hold of your chin, gazing into your teary eyes with a lustful glint. She pulled you from her thighs and close to a firm, feverish kiss—muffling your whiny protest. With each thrust, the base of the strap kept hitting Sevika’s clit over and over again; earning groans and low moans from her.

“Now, now, child. You’ll take what we give you.” Ambessa chided with a low tone as she pulled away from the kiss, seeing how your eyes were barely even able to focus on her.

She couldn’t have that.

Her palm came down on your cheek, sending stinging shivers to your cheeks, making you alert once more. “There she is..” Your teary eyes gazed up at the woman like a puppy begging for permission, making her smirk at the mere sight. “Ohhh…is Sevika being too rough with you?” She murmured with a low murmur, brushing her thumb over your tear-struck cheeks and smudged the runny mascara. “M-mhm! Y-yes—oh fuck—please!” Your whines and whimper spurred the women on, feeling how Sevika thrusts became more feverish and uncoordinated; making your head swarm. “S-shit…” Was all the woman behind you could groan out before her hips stuttered as the orgasm hit her, lazily rutting against you before she slowly pulled out—admiring the mess before being interrupted.

“Isn’t it rude to hog, hm?”

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Your face was buried deep between Grayson’s thighs as she settled on your face, hungrily licking and sucking at her soaked core as Cassandra’s leg was thrown over yours, holding your leg around her waist as her clit bumped with yours in a rhythmic motion. Your head was swirling with the overwhelming sensation. Moans and groans filled the room of the three of you as the other two watched closely while openly touching themselves—it was definitely quite the sight.

Grayson fingers tugged at your hair as you held onto her thighs tightly, moaning into her cunt as she would grind against the velvety tongue, “That it…there you do, doin so—mgh—good..” Hearing the way her raspy voice filled your eyes made your clit throb against Cassandra’s clit, making her moan at the sensation. “I—oh god—think she likes it, dear…” Cassandra slender fingers trailed up and down your trembling legs, occasionally placing sweet kisses up and down the shaky muscle.

Your ears picked up the faint sounds of low moans and heavy breathing, peeking from Grayson thighs to look over and see the other women enjoying themselves—knuckles deep into their cunt, seeing how arousal coated the curly bush of hair.

The sight nearly made you cum right there and then.

Cassandra’s slender fingers slipped up to your breast, brushing over your hardened nipples with a gentle touch; making your hips jerk. “T-that’s it, lovely…just like that—ah!” Her head fell back as your husk bucked up to her, making your clits bump perfectly together in the perfect motion. A whimper erupted from your mouth at the shrill of electric shooting through your weary body.

Grayson settled further down on your mouth as you stopped briefly, “C’mon, love—there you go—shit…” A shaky breath fell from her lips as you resumed your ravenous pursuit to her clit, feeling the way her body tensed up and breathing became rigged.

Your thighs started to tremble with the way Cassandra started to roll and grind her clit over yours in a steady motion, feeling the slick run down to your ass—making a mess of the sheets once more. “Look at that. Such a dirty—f-fuck—girl, yeah?” Your ears picked up the sound of Sevika low tone, hearing the low moan that threatened to escape her mouth as you knew she was getting closer herself, along with Ambessa. Feeling the way Grayson thighs tensed around your head, you knew she wasn’t far either—nor were you or Cassandra as the pornographic noises became more louder. A low moan—nearly a shuddery breath—fell from Grayson’s mouth as her thighs locked up around your head.

And then it happened.

Hush of liquors spurred from her spasming hole as her thighs trembled alongside your head, weakly grinded against your mouth as she rode the waves of the organs out; breathing heavily as your bleary eyes looked up at her—seeing beads of sweat on her neck and forehead, the way her eyes fluttered with a daze, and how her breathing was shaky. Meanwhile, Cassandra rolled her hips with a quicker, but steady pace as she felt that hand in her stomach tighten—tighten—and tighten till she came crumbling down, letting out a soft moan that became louder as she continued to grind against you—making you whimper loudly as you suddenly felt that tingling sensation in you erupt.

Grayson slowly settled off you as you moaned and whined to no end, body convulsing with the intensity of the orgasm—leaving you feeling practically boneless. Cassandra’s face was flushed as a rose, panting heavily as her own thighs trembled, slowly moving off you before laying down beside you as the three of you panted like an overworked dog. You stared up at the ceiling with a dazed gaze as your ears ringed, slowly tuning back in as you started to slowly started to fall back in. Your eyes flickered over to the Sev and Bessa—seeing the complete between their thighs and pools of liquid dripping onto the floor.

Someone definitely gained some regulars.

hope you enjoyed bbys!!! (sorry ts took so long to publish UGHHH) <3

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[felyatepa]

Same vein as my last post

these bios are fucking hysterical, Richie's hand is always blocking at least one of them so I'm just gonna transcribe them below.

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be a part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entrancing audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack, for giving her the acting bug all the way back in third grade! It's ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family, but Zoey would go on to completely overshadow him in every way. Suck to suck, doesn't it, Zachary? Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and follow cast member, Hailey! Hailey is perfectly cast in her very small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is just so uninteresting and one dimensional that it helps mask Hailey's limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingénue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey's Only Fans for spicy pics, JOIs, and other lewd content!

HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies! You may recognize Hailey as Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member, Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and above all, a friend. She's also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she'd like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom every single day during rehearsal. She's so sorry she made it stink so bad that everybody had to cross the street to use the toilet in Bank of America. She really doesn't know what's happening to her bowels. She's going to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is so fucking stoked for her acting debut! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I mean, her. Ruth ran lights for her school's shitty production of The Barbeque Monologues and was also the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz ... it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast, even though her job was just as important as theirs! More important, actually! Being in the cast is way better. You don't have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just waltz right in! Everybody just takes off their shirts and lets their titties tumble free! It's the most awesome thing I've ever seen... I mean, she's ever seen. Anyways, Ruth doesn't wanna thank anybody because nobody ever did anything for her.

CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is elated to be present with you fellow vessels in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in they sky foretold. Cassie had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal spaces between... but she's seen too much to deny the truth now. She no longer fears the visions, or the pain that comes with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that unites the children of Az'zoxish, no matter which star they may hail from. Cassie wants to see what lies at the end of the cold hall. She's ready to see the face of the girl screaming in the dark. How did she find herself aboard? And what is the destination of such a magnificent ship? Is tonight the night Cassie departs? The lights give no answer. And so she waits for deliverance. Cassie would also like to thank her boyfriend, Chris.

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

Hi :)

Since I have an obsession with characters that don't do anything, do you have any about the Workin' Girls? You know, the people Hidgeons verbally abused for months?

You know I do.

Not as many as the drama club because I don’t really use them in fics as often, they’re more just offhanded mentions.

Zoey:

Mezzo

Thinks she’s fully straight, she’s not

Gave as good as she got

E.g. Hidgens couldn’t even attempt to insult her without getting completely trashed by her in response

Absolutely terrifies Hidgens a bit

He begged her to be part of the project, she did not audition

However, she did show up to the auditions - terrorising anyone who might have threatened her spotlight until they quit - and helped with casting

(I live for their dynamic in Honey Queen, so we’re bringing it back)

She also frequently joined in when he went after the others, at least behind closed doors

The exception being Hailey and Ruth - she happily talked shit about them while they were in earshot or to their faces

Gets mistaken for Steph a lot

It really pisses her off when she was younger, but now she mostly just takes advantage of people being kind to the ‘Mayor’s daughter’

Hidgens once admitted to her that if he had got to cast boys, he would have casted Zach as Henry

His car was mysteriously found completely wrecked with slashed tires at the end of rehearsal that day and was ultimately taken away by a policeman. His name might be Sweetly? I don’t know….

Definitely slapped Ruth at least once, brushed it off as being an ‘acting choice’ for their scene

Convinced Hailey to give her her solo

Opts up every night during her songs - just to show off her vocal abilities and to outshine the ensemble

Hailey:

Alto

Lesbian

Went to Sycamore

Literally just a theatre kid trying to do her best

Got the worst and brunt of Hidgens’ abuse

Hailey initially had a solo song in the show (like Cass and Amber) but was bullied into giving it to Zoey by Zoey

Hidgens needed little convincing to make the change because he hates her

Thinks this show is the most sexiest thing ever and really doesn’t want to be in it anymore but is holding her tongue about it because she’s scared of what Hidgens will do to her

Zoey makes her get a job at Beanie’s to do all the work she doesn’t do - everything but the singing for tips

Has not caught on to Cass’ flirting at all

Was neutral with Ruth but didn’t interact with her

Cassandra:

Mezzo

Lesbian

Had an emo phase

She’s mostly gotten over it now

Goes by Cass or Cassie most of the time

Becomes fairly close with Hailey but does not understand why she puts up with Zoey’s bullshit and is really trying to encourage Hailey to stand up to her

Has a very mysterious, stoic vibe to her. (Think Garnet from Steven Universe). But she’s actually very much the opposite

It’s kinda more just for show

Recently got a job at CCRP as a receptionist. Not on the same floor as anyone noteworthy, but Ted stops to hit on her every other morning and she threatens to turn him into a frog

She also gets on very well with Melissa

May or not may have a crush on Hailey

Was nice to Ruth but didn’t go out of her way to speak to her

Courtney:

Soprano

Bisexual

Definitely auditioned for this as a joke or on a dare from someone in Needy Beast, she didn’t think she would actually get cast

She isn’t completely invested; musicals aren’t her type of thing

Isn’t particularly close with anyone here, just doing her job

She’s Brooke’s older sister

She thinks she’s better than everyone else in the theatre because they all care way too much about this and/or are really pathetic

(And she’s not entirely wrong)

Helps out with the choreography

Sits on her phone a lot, texting Needy Beast about how lame rehearsals are. As if they aren’t in their own rehearsals and enjoying themselves

She gets them all tickets to see the show

And then immediately regrets it because they take a shit ton of videos and photos of her

Was chill with Ruth but avoided her like the plague because she thought she was weird

Amber (my name for Kim’s Workin’ Girl):

Soprano

Straight

Went to Sycamore with Hailey

The two are childhood best friends but lost contact at some point in high school - different crowds/interests, no hard feelings

It’s still a little awkward for them though

The Karen Smith of the actresses

To complete the trio with Zoey being Regina, Hailey being Gretchen obviously. Not that they are a trio, but if they needed someone to be Karen… it’s her

She is literally the dumbest person you will ever meet

Is a really, really bad actress (because she doesn’t understand what she’s doing) but keeps getting cast in things for some reason

Is a really big opera nerd

Was really nice to Ruth - the two use to frequently sit together, partially because the sopranos were all sat together but still

Paige (my name for Virginia’s Workin’s Girl):

Alto

Bisexual

One of the only people in the show who was nice and actively interacted with Ruth

She use to go over some of the dances with Ruth, even though she wasn’t in the scenes, just for fun

Literally came to the auditions, thinking the show would be a fun thing to do after work. She did not realise how serious Hidgens or Zoey was going to be about it

Currently works at both Beanie’s and Pasqualli’s

Is a fully trained dancer

She use to travel a lot out of state for dance competitions, specifically ballet and is quite accomplished. More so outside of Hatchetfield

Was also homeschooled

Brenda is her younger, maybe slightly envious (for getting out of Hatchetfield, if only temporarily) cousin

[soupdwelling]

i copied down the descriptions of the actors in the workin boys program cause they made me giggle

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be a part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entrancing audiences for years with her portrayal of girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother Zack for giving her the actor bug in the third grade! It’s ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family. But Zoey would go on to overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn’t it Zachary? Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member Haley! Haley is perfectly cast in her very small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is just so uninteresting and one dimensional that it helps mask Haley’s limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingenue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey’s Only Fans for spicy pics, JO’s(?), and other lewd content!

HALEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies! You may recognize Haley as a Pink Lady for Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Haley would like to thank her fellow cast member, Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and above all, a friend. She’d also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she’d like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom every single day during rehearsal. She’s so sorry that she made it stink so bad that everybody had to cross the street to use the toilet in Bank of America. She really doesn’t know what’s happening to her bowels. She’s going to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is so fucking stoked for her acting debut! This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I mean, her. Ruth ran the lights for her school’s production of The Barbecue Monologues and was also the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz…it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast, even though her job was just as important as theirs. More important, actually! Being in the cast is way better. You don’t have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just walk right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and lets their titties tumble free! It’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen… I mean she’s ever seen. Anyways Ruth doesn’t wanna thank anybody because nobody ever did anything for her.

CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is excited to be present with you fellow vessels in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in the sky foretold. Casse had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal space between… but she’s seen too much to deny that truth now. She no longer fears the visions, or the pain that comes with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that unites the children of (???) no matter which star they may hide(??) from. Casse wants to see what lies at the end of the cold hall. She is ready to see the face of the girl screaming in the dark.  How did she find herself aboard? And what is the destination of such a magnificent ship? Is tonight the night Casse departs? The lights give no answer. And so she waits for deliverance. Casse would also like to thank her boyfriend, Chris.

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

Actress bios on the Workin' Girls playbill:

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be part of such a groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entrancing audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Misérables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack, for giving her the acting bug all the way back in the third grade! It's ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family, but Zoey would go to completely overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn't it, Zachary? Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member, Hailey! Hailey is perfectly cast in her small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is just so uninteresting and one dimensional that it masks Hailey's limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingenue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey's Only Fans for spicy pics, [something I can't really read, it kind of looks like it says JQls], and other lewd content!

HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies! You may recognize Hailey as a Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member, Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been and inspiration, a mentor, and above all, a friend. She'd also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she'd like to apologize to the cast for blowing up the bathroom every day during rehearsal. She's so sorry she made it stink so bad that everyone had to cross the street to use the toilet in Bank of America. She really doesn't know what's happening to her bowels. She's going to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is so fucking stoked for her acting debut! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me, I mean, her. Ruth ran the lights for her school's shitty production of The Barbecue Monologues and was the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz... it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast, even though her job was just as important as theirs. More important, actually! Being in the cast is way better. You don't have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just waltz right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and lets their titties tumble free! It's the most awesome thing I've ever seen... I mean, she's ever seen. Anyways, Ruth doesn't wanna thank anybody because nobody ever did anything for her.

Richie's hand is in the way for Bryce's character, but her name is Cassandra King (Eve), Matt said she's being haunted by extraterrestrial forces

[evan-with-storage]

while everybody was talking about this:

I took a look at this:

and yes some of it is funny filler text (or maybe lore important i haven't really watched a starkid before), there are also other things.

some of this is hard to read, so some is not there.

words in [] are maybe but not absolutely sure, --- is something missing, but rest should be good.

READ:

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entertaining audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack for giving her the acting bug all the way back in third grade! It's ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family, but Zoey would go on to completely overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn't it, Zachary! Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member Hailey! hailey is perfectly cast in her small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is so uninteresting and one dimensional that it almost masks Hailey's limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingènue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey's Only Fans for spicy pics[, JOIs], and other content!

HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be a part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies. You may recognise Hailey as a Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and above all a friend. She'd also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she'd like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom ----- ---- --- during rehearsals. ----- ----- ----- ----- made it stink so bad that everyone had to cross the street to use the one in Bank of America. She really doesn't know what's happening to her bowels. She is goint to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is a fucking ----- for her acting -----! This is the best thing that's ever happened to him, I mean, her. Ruth [did] the [lights] for the school's shitty production of The Barbeque Monologues and was the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz… it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast even though her job is just as important as theirs. More important, actually! Being in the cast is way better. They don't have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just walk right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and ------------------ ------------------ she's ----------. Anyway, Ruth doesn't wanna thank anybody because nobody did anything for her.

CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is [thrilled] to be present with you fellow ------- in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in the sky foretold. Cassie had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal [spaces between]… but she -----------------. She no longer fears the visions, or the -------- come with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that [unites]. the [children] of Az----- no matter which ---------- they may --------- from. Cassie wants to seee what lies at the end of the ---- ---. She's ready for the [face of the] --- screaming in the dark. How did she find herself -----? The lights [gave her] ------. And so she ---- for [guidance]. Cassie would like to thank her boyfriend, Chris.

[1cat200]

Rise kids:Next gen-part 6

This is now about April and Sunita's kids. Next week on Thursday will be about my oc Matthew Arnold and Cassandra Jones's kids. After I finish with all of the rise kids I will be moving on to some of my rottmnt next gen friends/allies and then some plots and a few more fun facts about them.

Enjoy

1.Jamie

•April and Sunita's biological kid.

•Uses she/him/they pronouns.

•Genderfluid.

•15 years old.

•Your typical high school techy geek.

•Takes a LOT from their uncle Donnie and barely shows emotion.

•Also enjoy learning about mystic stuff.

•Has unfortunately received April's birthday curse (His 8th birthday was a complete war zone and nightmare).

•Surprisingly likes kids.

•Her mystic powers are similar to witchcraft.

•Their weapon of choice is a bow and arrow.

•Has high autism.

•Is often bullied at school but she can look after themselve.

•Is a bit of a neat freak at times and dislikes when things are messy/dirty.

•Thankfully is able to keep their job way longer than April.

•Japanese anime dork (kawaii is like a God for her).

•Enjoys being alone in his room and think of new inventions.

•Is a bit of a softy at times even though they try to keep an Einstein-emo look around people.

•Looks completely human except then half of his hair is green and a bit jelly like from Sunita's genetics.

•Jamie's birthday is August 27th.

2.Charlotte

•April and Sunita's biological daughter.

•Uses she/her pronouns.

•6 years old.

•Her nickname is Cherry.

•Is a super hyperactive kid.

•Loves her grandparents a lot and often gives Draxum a heart attack.

•Little mischievous gremlin and a bit of a speedy menace.

•Her mystic powers are liquid control/manipulation.

•Little magnet for weird and craziness.

•Likes to trick her sibling and cousins into using their mystic powers for her own benefits but it rarely works with Jamie.

•Was born looking completely human except for her natural green hair and her condition called Hetrochromia (basically her left eye is green while her right eye is blue).

•Loves Mayhem and enjoys looking after him.

•Is not yet in ninja training but will be when she is 7 years old.

•Loves cake and always dumps her entire face into her birthday cake.

•Makes the cutest puppy dog eyes that will melt your heart.

•Is best friend with her cousins Amy,Angel,Nora and Elizabeth and they are the gossip queens of the playground and preschool.

•Charlotte's birthday is May 26th.

[pantherlover]

An Artificial Night Re-Read: Part 1

Hello again! It took me a little longer to get started on this book, but I'm back to re-read An Artificial Night. I'm *very* excited for this book; this was the one that made me a ride-or-die reader of the series, so I'm interested in seeing what I can pick up from it now that we know about the series. Please feel free to discuss things with me! It makes everything much more fun.

Chapter One:

Is Dame Altair ever mentioned again? I don't think so.

This might be one of my favourite openings. Low stakes job! Danny's trying to get Toby to have a life! The Brown kids!

I feel like Danny's reaction to the Barghests being 'awww! This thing that kill people a dozen different ways is so cute!' and to adopt them all demonstrates the biggest reason why Toby and Danny are such good friends.

We get an April mention! It's nice to see her enjoying herself, even (especially?) if its' at Toby's expense.

'I don't know. How about you call that King of Cats guy I used to see you with?' How often did Tybalt follow her around, even when they 'hated' each other, that Danny knew him? I don't think they met each other in the first book, and they didn't see each other at all in the second.

Do we know what age fae children typically start going to mortal school? Toby mentions that the only Brown kid that's currently living on a mortal schedule is Cassandra. Karen's eleven, so she should have control over her magic by now, so it's not learning how to hold illusions that means that hey can go to school. Do they just go for high school? Or is it just the nobility that sends their kids for a few years of mortal school?

I *love* that the Brown kids call Toby Aunt Birdie. And the Brown kids love her soooooo muuuuuuch.

'If I'd been juggling that many kids, I would have demanded whiskey and duct tape instead of offering them things bound to make them even more hyperactive.' Says the woman who's house is going to be a second home for, like, half a dozen kids? And I'm pretty sure routinely hosts pizza nights? Although maybe she thinks it's different 'cause all of her kids are teenagers.

Here's a mention of how little Stacy's aging and how much all of the kids look like her.

Andy's cake sounds amazing; I want Kerry to make me a cake with sugar dinosaurs.

Chapter Two:

Poor Spike; the cats are always ganging up on him. You would think the fact that he has *thorns* would make him a little harder to bully, but smaller animals seem to have a knack for intimidating animals who should definitely be able to handle them.

Re-reading has definitely made me feel much worse for Rayseline and Connor. Rayseline's nature was literally fighting itself, and she wasn't getting anywhere near enough support for what she'd gone through. And it was very unfair to expect Connor to be able to 'fix' her when he barely had any support of his own. I don't know if they would've been capable of being friends if Rayseline hadn't been tearing herself apart, but I'm sad that they never had the chance to try.

May's here!!!! Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!

So here, May's says that the reason she's here is because Toby's going to die soon. In later books, Toby says that Fetches aren't *actually* portents of death, it's just that the people who'd create Fetches tend to be the type of people who have short lifespans (correlation does not equal causation). Wouldn't the Fetches themselves know that? Or does it normally work like that and it's just that Toby's an unusual case?

I am veeeeeeeeery curious about where Toby's met a Fetch before.

Has anyone ever written a fic of May trying things out and figuring out what she likes? I think that would be interesting to explore.

'Fragments of plate crunched underfoot, cutting my feet. I didn't care. It didn't matter. When you're waiting to die, you have bigger things to worry about than a little bit of blood.' I cannot believe I didn't pick up that Toby's pain tolerance/healing abilities were above average. Who just walks over *shattered plates* and is? Fine??

Chapter Three:

We're already getting into the quest and Toby a) hasn't slept enough and b) hasn't eaten enough. This isn't a great start for her this book.

Karen, Jessica, and Andrew were very lucky that Blind Michael didn't realize that they were Titania's children. It's interesting to think about how Titania would've reacted if she'd known who she was - I can't decide if she'd take it as an opportunity to get rid of them or be deeply insulted that a son of Maeve would Dare steal *her* children and just raze everything to the ground.

Spike reacting so strongly because he was created from a Blodynbryd is a neat detail I didn't pick up the first time.

Oh, poor Mitch. His kids keep getting sucked into things much bigger than them, and he can't do anything but watch.

That's it for now! As always, please come and discuss things with me!

[miss-holloday]

[ID: Four screenshots of the Workin’ Boys cast bios. They read as follows:

“HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be a part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of lades! You may recognize Haley as a Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member, Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and above all, a friend. She’d also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she’d like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom every single day during rehearsal. She’s so sorry she made it stink so bad that everyone had to cross the street to use the toilet in Bank of America. She really doesn’t know what’s happening to her bowels. She’s going to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!”

“RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is so fucking stoked for her acting debut! This is the best thing that has ever happened to me, I mean, her. Ruth ran the lights for her school’s shitty production of The Barbecue Monologues and was the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz… it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast, even though her job was just as important as theirs’. More important actually! Being in the cast is way better. You don’t have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just walk right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and lets their titties tumble free! It’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen… I mean she’s ever seen. Anyways, Ruth doesn’t wanna thank anybody because nobody did anything for her.”

“CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is elated to be present with you fellow vessels in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in the sky foretold. Cassie had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal space between… but she’s seen too much to deny their truth now. She no longer fears the visions, or the pain that comes with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that unites the children of Az'zoxish, no matter which star they may hail from. Cassie wants to see what lies at the end of the cold hall. She’s ready to see the face of the girl screaming in the dark. How did she find herself aboard? And what is the destination of such a magnificent ship? Is tonight the night Cassie departs? The lights give no answer. And so she waits for deliverance. Cassie would also like to thank her boyfriend, Chris.”

“ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be a part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entrancing audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack, for giving her the acting bug all the way back in the third grade! It’s ironic that Zack thought he was the actor in the family, but Zoey would go on to completely overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn’t it, Zachary? Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member, Hailey! Hailey is perfectly cast as her very small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is just so uninteresting and one dimensional that it helps mask Hailey’s limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingénue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey’s Only Fans for spicy pics, JOIs, and other lewd content!”

END ID]

WORKIN' BOYS IS OUT HERES THE GIRLS' PLAYBILL BIOS !!

[vigilskeep]

honestly if you want to do cotj for Arthur, you could always lean into the inquisitions (as an organization) bad vibes and hc that the advisors+cassandra decided it not Arthur? it's not accurate necessarily but tbh it does feel more likely to happen that way than those guys listening to the inquisitor pre-inquisitorness lol. does remove a bit of agency and does throw leliana, josie, cass, and cullen in a bad light but like, it could be interesting. though that may not work depending on Arthur bc i know i have a couple inquisitors who would just refuse to go to the templars No Matter What

i feel like it could work for a different inquisitor but arthur is a guy who reluctantly or not politically knows what he’s doing and for better or worse tries to take hold of the inquisition’s direction. he’s not going to get overpowered by, like, cullen and cassandra, who in terms of convincing him of anything between them have the political efficacy of a wet mop. he’d be resistant to any kind of pressure on this; we’re talking abt a herald who yeah is maybe genuinely afraid of the people he’s surrounded by who are pushing for the templars, but who would also straight up lay down his life for grand enchanter fiona and/or the rebel mages. also i feel a little disingenuous making the advisors worse than they are lmao i prefer to bully them for the things they actually canonically did

to be honest i really love cotj but i didn’t super enjoy the like fallout of it after the quest (except getting introduced at the winter palace as “shepherd and leash of the templar order”, which i think of daily and admittedly would be very sexy for arthur) so i don’t think i actually want to side with the templars. i just like the quest. envy as in the concept is a massive deal in arthur’s storyline so i would love to see him confront that outright

[myshunomeadows]

The Goths: A Rebrand

I haven’t played the Goths since I first played the original Sims. But my new save is all aristocrats and I’ve enjoyed adding them in. So here’s a makeover with a little bit of story telling below the cut. 

Mortimer ~ Fine Jewellery Specialist

The Goths made their fortune long ago by becoming craftsmen of some of the world’s finest jewellery, eventually earning a Royal Warrant from the royal family. As humble beginnings turned into “Old Money”, their legacy was passed down from generation to generation and the family became renowned not just for producing exquisite jewels but also impressive intellectuals with a flair for the fine arts.

Mortimer Goth embodies all these qualities, yet his biggest talent lies in loving his (seemingly never-aging) wife, Bella. From the second those kids set eyes on one another, they knew they had found their fellow weirdo, and it wasn’t long before they had created a tightknit family of oddballs to call their own. Years passed and Mortimer settled happily into the “cool dad” role, enjoying the company of his two children even more as they became capable of engaging in fiery debates of world topics across the dinner table. But now, with a surprise new rambunctious addition to the household, Mortimer doubts his ability to revert back to the days of endless bottles and dirty diapers. With his beloved Bella by his side, this feeling will pass... surely?

Bella ~ Private Psychic Reader

A talented psychic since the tender age of ten, life’s mysteries have no place to hide when faced with Bella Goth. Cast aside by her own sinfully boring family, Bella’s fears that she would never find anyone accepting of her gifts were put to rest when she found solace with the Goths. Here, her eccentricities were celebrated and she could fully be her beautifully strange self.

After marrying Mortimer, Bella was keen to start rebuilding her family right away; she would have had twenty children if she could. Filling the rooms of Ophelia Villa with music, chattering and laughter has been all she’s ever wanted. And although the arrival of their new son, Jasper, may have come as a big surprise to the rest of the family, of course, it wasn’t news to her. She’d been sitting on the information for quite some time thanks to her friends on the other side. 

Now, her friends warn that her dear, sweet Cassandra may be leaving them soon and Bella is thankful for the toddler-sized distraction.

Cassandra ~ Paranormal Investigator

Cassandra Goth is a keen pianist set to follow in her mother’s footsteps by indulging in her supernatural curiosities. Sure, her business isn’t quite taking off in Willow Creek just yet, but when the next person needs a trapped spirit reasoning with, she’ll be ready with her keyboard and microphone. Not even demons can resist a good singalong.

Ever the school bully’s favourite target, Cassandra grew up knowing her family were anything but ordinary. She’s tried to embrace it, she never minded being different after all, however now there’s a snag. She longs for the romance she’s watched radiating from her parents her entire life. But throwing herself into the world of blind dating has hit her with never ending curveballs and stepping out of her treasured comfort zone is bringing on a lot of self-doubt. Perhaps it’s time for a big change before it’s too late.

Alexander ~ High School D Student

Kind. Dependable. Alexander Goth is the perfect son and friend, even if he’s never around them for very long. Constantly restless, he’s always eager to turn his hand to something different and his room is crammed with traces of mastered and abandoned hobbies – from robotics to climbing, painting to programming. Oh, and he’s also an avid member of the local wrestling team.

So, with such a long list of extra curriculars, Alex must be a prime university candidate, right? Well, not exactly. The regime of school never appealed to him and he can’t sit still long enough to ever get his homework done. His sense of adventure is telling him the family jewellery empire just isn’t for him; it might be time to follow his feet elsewhere. Mount Komorebi sure sounds tempting…

Jasper

Nicknamed “Boo!” for his surprise appearance, Jasper Goth has landed himself in quite a bit of luck. With a family fortune, at least one doting parent, and two siblings old enough to find him cute rather than annoying, Jasper is set for a good while. 

But it looks like it might eventually fall to him to carry on the family business. Will he rise to the challenge, or could the Goth legacy be heading down an entirely different path?

[secretgcrdens]

Callum listened intently as William spoke — he was passionate, talented, and hard-working. Sure, Callum had passions — he loved working with horses, reading in the gardens with his dogs, and writing poetry late at night. But he didn’t think he was good enough at these passions to be able to refer to them as passions. “I just worry that perhaps I was not made to be skilled at what I’m passionate about,” he admitted. His self-doubt always crept in and made things that should be enjoyable a chore, simply because he bullied himself for not being better at them. He was ever chasing a perfection that he couldn’t reach and the stress got the better of him most of the time. He quickly shook his head, giving William a reassuring smile. “Please don’t apologize, Mister Erwood. I appreciate your candor,” he told him earnestly, “It’s nice having someone to speak openly with.” Chuckling, he glanced around the stables before reverting his gaze back to the groomsman, “My family appreciates you and how you care for our horses.” 

As William brought Callum’s attention to Cledwyn, his jaw dropped. “Wow,” he muttered, “He really is remarkable.” He turned towards William and smiled, “I do hope you and Cledwyn are enjoying life here. We’re happy to have the both of you.” Shrugging, Callum looked at Cledwyn once more, “He’s as fine a horse as I’ve ever seen and I’m certain his future offspring will be as well.” He stepped further into the stables, “Mr. Erwood, should you ever need any help in the stables do let me know,” he cleared his throat, “Rather — I want to come help sometime…to learn more. I don’t doubt you can’t handle your work alone, but I’d appreciate learning from you.”

Callum’s eyes lit up excitedly, “I must introduce the two of you, then. I’m sure it’d make Cassandra feel more at ease having someone she can talk to about Margate, someone she can bond with over it. I worry she’s homesick and perhaps talking with you could remedy it, if only a little bit.” He pondered William’s next words and shrugged, “There may be some truth in that. But I believe one can move forward successfully into their future while still paying homage to their past — it doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll get stuck.” An idea popped into his head and he grinned, “The three of us should take our horses out together sometime soon. It’d be a great way for you and Miss Lockridge to get to know one another.” At the quick change in subject, Callum smiled — thinking fondly of the Sinclair’s countryside estate. “Our country home is near Nottingham. It’s truly breathtaking and so peaceful."

There was a lot that William owed his uncle, and he could never repay the man for his kindness or the stress he brought upon his door. “Not too much, I’ve found that the key is to find something you truly love, that consumes your very being…” William caught himself. The young Sinclar son was easy to talk to, which could only lead to trouble further down the road. “I’m sorry, my lord, I forgot myself.” William bowed his head in embarrassment. 

“If you are new to horses, then allow me to introduce you to my own.” William gestured to his own stallion, its pure white coat gleaming under the lantern’s light. “This is Cledwyn, I’ve had him since he was a yearling and rides him at least three times a day.” The latter was becoming increasingly difficult to do with his never-ending chores. “He’s not as high of a breed as yours but I have plans to breed him with another mare. The blacksmith has one I think will make a fine foal.” Dogs and horses barely shared any similarities, but that's none of Wiliam’s concern. If Callum wanted to learn, William would do his best to help and maybe the lord may lower himself to manual chores. He almost laughed at the very thought. 

William stood still, frozen at his own carelessness but not so much that he was completely unaware of Callum’s words. He spoke fondly of Cassandra, perhaps it was out of politeness, but William had a pit in his stomach that gnawed away at him. “I doubt we ran in the same social circles.” William said in jest, not completely lying. “Besides, it’s always best to look ahead and embrace the unfamiliarity unless you become stuck.” Those were the words of his uncle, something William had tried desperately to believe. “Where do you all go when you have to escape the city?” It was a quick change of subject, but as their employee, William also needed to know where he would be travelling in the future. 

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

In Which One (1) Batkid Can Communicate

by Nation_Ustria

If I’m in a fictional world, I’d better not be a freaking protagonist. ... Good news! I’m not a protagonist. I’m just a protagonist’s twin sister. You know, a person who didn’t exist in canon. Which is horribly convenient, but it is what it is. I’m also terrified out of my mind, but it’s fine.

 In which a fangirl is reincarnated as Tim Drake’s twin sister, freaks out for a bit, and decides to bully the batfam into having healthier relationships with each other. It’s harder than it looks, seeing as she has to fight canon’s main plotline in order to get it to happen, but she makes do.

(This is completely self-indulgent, but I figured I'd post in case someone else might enjoy.)

Words: 2980, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Tim Drake, Original Female Character(s), Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Jack Drake, Janet Drake, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Alfred Pennyworth

Relationships: Tim Drake & Original Female Character(s), Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne & Original Female Character(s), Damian Wayne & Original Character(s), Jack Drake & Janet Drake & Tim Drake

Additional Tags: Self-Indulgent, I literally wrote this just for fun, Baby Tim Drake, Bad Parents Jack and Janet Drake, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fix-It, Self-Insert, Good Sibling Tim Drake, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Good Sibling Cassandra Cain, Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Genius Tim Drake, Insecure Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Damian Wayne Needs a Hug, Batfamily (DCU) Feels, Is manipulation bad if you're manipulating your family into healthier relationships, Sibling Bonding, Protective Siblings, Humor, Fluff, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Batfamily Angst (DCU), Crack Treated Seriously, at some points, Mando'a Language (Star Wars), No that is not a mistake, because apparently the key to taming the baby assassin, is to convince him you're Mandalorian, and teaching him how a family works that way, Tim deserves someone in his corner honestly, Time Skips, for fun and convienince, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best, Alfred Pennyworth is a Saint, Game: Just Dance 2022, In which one (1) batkid knows how to communicate, and it fixes a lot of things, eventually anyway, Rating May Change, but won't go higher than teen if it does, The Author Regrets Nothing, Honestly I dunno if anyone else will like this but I had fun writing it, Despite the beginning religion is only the topic of like four sentences total, Alternative title: Manipulating Your Family for Fun and Profit

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/44076417

[shadowhuntertrash]

Do U still take requests for fics? Ur writing is fire and I rlly wanna Thomstair w/ "All you need to do is ask" pls✍

I do take requests but I have a lot and I may not get to it for a while

Thank you so much!!!

Characters by Cassandra Clare

Thomas and Alastair had spent a lot of unexpected time together over the few days they spent together in Paris. It was their last day and they had gone sightseeing and went to different stores as they looked around and laughed about different things.

   Eventually, Alastair informed Thomas that he would have to leave shortly which lead to Thomas taking him to dinner one last time. The restaurant was deserted and they were the only ones there, sitting in a room off the main seating area as to not draw attention to themselves if someone else came in.

   “Before we leave we should play ten questions.” Thomas said when they sat down across each other at the same table. Alastair threw his head back and laughed in a way that made butterflies settle restlessly in Thomas’s stomach. “Of course you’d want to play ten questions instead of twenty.” Alastair said an almost unnoticeable smile on his face.

   Thomas rolled his eyes and looked down, regretting bringing up the childish game. Alastair was silent for a moment and Thomas tried to keep the panic that was rising within him to a minimum. 

   “What’s your favorite color?” Alastair said, at last, Thomas just blinked. “What?” He asked confused, Alastair gave him a small smile. “We’re playing twenty questions, this is my first question.” Thomas smiled at the table, pleasantly surprised that Alastair had decided to play along.

   Thomas looked back up at Alastair. “I like green.” Alastair scrunched his nose up in a way that Thomas thought was absolutely adorable, not that he could say that aloud. “Why green?” He asked but Thomas just shook his head. “Nope, my turn.” 

   Alastair rolled his eyes but waited for the question anyway. “Who do you miss the most?” Alastair went quiet, his eyes slightly glazed as he thought. “Cordelia.” He said finally, a fond smile on his face as he thought of his sister.

   Tomas couldn’t help the responding smile that grew on his own face. “What’s the best thing that’s happened to you on this trip?” Alastair asked as he snacked on the bread the waiter put in front of them. Thomas raised his head before answering, feigning confidence he didn’t have.

   “You.” Thomas said in a carefully carefree voice. Alastair looked at him and when their eyes met Thomas cursed Alastair’s ability to be unreadable whenever he wanted to be. After what felt like hours but was only about a minute, Alastair broke eye contact and smiled down at his hands.

   “You were mine as well.” Alastair said, his voice so soft that it made Thomas’s heart stutter. They both stared at the plates in front of them before Thomas cleared his throat. “Okay, if you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or into the future?” Thomas asked as he stirred his tea.

   Alastair threw his head back and laughed loudly. “That was different, umm, I would have to say future.” Thomas nodded, accepting the answer. “I expected as much.” Alastair nodded this time, a smile dancing on his lips. “Just as I suspect you pick past.” Thomas smiled at the fact that over the past three days Alastair had gotten to know him well enough to correctly guess his answer.

   “If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?” Alastair asked, one eyebrow quirked. Thomas rested his head in his palm as he thought about his answer. “Well, I’ve always wanted to go to Paris and so far it’s pretty amazing so if you asked me in general I would say here but if it were somewhere I’d never gone I would say Ireland.” 

   Alastair listened with a smile that wavered slightly before falling as he asked his next question. “Is this going to be real? Once we leave?” Thomas’s smile fell as well. He looked down at his drink before shrugging slightly and looking at Alastair. “I think that’s up to you.” Alastair looked at him confused. “Why me?” 

   Thomas smiled sadly and pushed his drink away. “We all know I followed you around hopelessly at school, it was quite embarrassing actually. I think it’s you who decides this because there has never been a time when I didn’t wish us to have a real friendship.” 

   Both boys went quiet and Thomas was torn between relief and regret at having finally said it. Alastair shook his head sorrowfully and locked his eyes on Thomas’s face. “I would always see you in the hallways and every time I saw you I wanted to smile back but my friends-”

   Alastair’s voice dropped off and his voice was full of regret when he started talking again. “My friends were vicious people, they judged harshly and didn’t care about feelings. It was either be a bully or be bullied, I chose the wrong side. Thomas, you wouldn’t have liked me then and quite frankly I don’t know why you like me now.” 

   Thomas stayed silent for a long time. “We shouldn’t judge based on people’s past. Our past doesn’t define who we are, if I let my past define me I wouldn’t be here either. You’re a good person, Alastair. You always have been. I saw it then and I see it now, none of that was every you, that was your fight or flight response. I would have liked you then, I like you now, and quite frankly I believe I’ll like you forever but that seems like a problem for me if you choose not to be friends.” 

   Alastair stared at him, his mouth slightly agape, his eyes fixed on Thomas’s face. Thomas didn’t miss the way Alastair’s eyes flickered to his lips before going back to Thomas’s eyes. Alastair’s eyes were troubled and Thomas couldn’t help but smile seeing as he had the upper hand for once in his life when it came to Alastair.

   When Alastair’s eyes strayed to Thomas’s for a moment too long, Thomas leaned forward, his eyes catching Alastair’s’. “If I’m not mistaken it’s your turn to ask a question.” Thomas watched as Alastair’s eyes fell back to Thomas’s lips, his adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed.

   “All you need to do is ask.” Thomas said quietly, enjoying the dark look that had settled in Alastair’s eyes. 

   “Can I kiss you?” Alastair finally asked, his voice rough as he licked his lips subconsciously. Thomas smiled before leaning forward meeting Alastair halfway, and all of a sudden they were kissing. Thomas had never kissed anyone before as he had never really been attracted to anyone other than Alastair, sure there were pretty people everywhere but he’d never imagined kissing them.

   Alastair’s lips were rough but he kissed with practiced ease, a realization that Thomas pushed to the back of his head. Alastair’s hand came up to cup Thomas’s cheek and Thomas leaned into it, his head tilting slightly in a way that allowed Alastair to deepen the kiss.

   They pulled away when the need for air overrode their need for each other. Thomas rested his forehead against Alastair’s and they took deep breaths together, Alastair’s breath tickled his face but he didn’t pull back.

   Alastair tilted his head slightly to nudge Thomas’s nose with his own. “This will always be real.”

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

OKAY SO

(spoilers for workin’ boys under the cut)

When Hidgens shoots Ted?! And the Hatchet Town motif plays?! losing every marble i’ve ever clutched

Fuckin transcendent

The spooky version of show stoppin number when he is killing? it’s so good hello? they took his ass OUT of swing and things got serious

EVERY TIME RUTH IS THERE JUST FOR ONCE PLAYS UNDER THE DIALOGUE. UNWELL. SHE DID GET TO ACT BUT IT WAS. JUST FOR ONCE

FUCKIN RAISINS CALLBACK WOOHOO!!!

half of the score is just show stoppin number and i am HERE for it-the triumphant version when hidgens dies? spooky piano version of ‘business calls’ in the opening? the title music kinda jazzy thing? i see you

when officer bailey is hiding bc he forgot he has a gun and richie is talking to him show me ur hands plays…top ten hatchetfeild motifs its in all three of the stage shows too

MARY KATE WILES IN HATCHETFEILD REAL?!

WHEN HIDGENS TELLS RUTH TO STICK TO THE SCRIPT I THINK THAT THE OPENING TO INEVITABLE PLAYS OHH MY GOD (not so sure but that was my first thought. only reader response analysis in my house) (it also plays under when they say “chad’s coming” so i think it’s something else im missing)

lah dee dah dah day under when the audience is talking to each other! okay!

NOOO WHEN IT SWITCHES TO RICHIE AND GRACE TALKING THE SCORE GOES TO THE IM NOT A LOSER MOTIF SOBBING

meg…and eve…and sue…and marge…and leah…and chad

the piano intro to the song they play over the credits almost sounds like the beginning of tgwdlm…same tune also shows up in yellow jacket

matt dahan i owe you my life

PLAYBILLS:

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be a part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been enchanting audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack, for giving her the acting bug all the way back in the third grade! It’s ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family but Zoey would go on to completely overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn’t it, Zachary? Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member Hailey! Hailey is perfectly cast in her very small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is just so uninteresting and one dimensional that it helps mask Hailey’s limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingenue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out (can’t read due to finger covering it sorry :{) for spicy pics.

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is so fucking stoked for her acting debut! This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, I mean, her. Ruth ran the lights for her school’s shitty production of The Barbeque Monologues and was also the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz…it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast even though her job was just as important as theirs. More important actually! Being in the cast is way better. You don’t even have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms you can just walk right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and lets their titties tumble free! It’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen…I mean she’s ever seen. Anyways, Ruth doesn’t want to thank anybody because nobody did anything for her.

CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is elated to be present with you fellow vessels in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in the sky foretold. Cassie had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal spaces between…but she’s seen too much to deny the truth now. She no longer fears the visions, or the pain that comes along with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that unites the children of Azathoth, no matter which star they may hail from. Cassie wants to see what lies at the end of the cold hall. She’s ready to see the face of the girl screaming in the dark. How did she find herself aboard? And what is the destination of such a magnificent she? Is tonight the night Cassie departs? The lights give no answer. And so she waits for deliverance. Cassie would also like to thank her boyfriend Chris.

HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be a part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies! You may recognize Hailey as a Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member, Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and, above all, a friend. She’d also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she’d like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom every single day during rehearsal. She’s so sorry she made it stink so bad that everybody had to cross the street to use the toilet in Bank of America. She really doesn’t know what’s happening to her bowels. She will be going to the doctor after the show closes and get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

okay my main takeaway from these is that zoey’s the worst and there is a Bank of America across the street from the Starlight Theatre which means i have to update my hatchetfeild map

MORE PLAYBILL!!

THE BARBEQUE MONOLOGUES

The Tony-award winning musical serves up a well done tale of one typical American suburb. When folks gather around the grill, they share so much more than a dug out and a cold one. Secrets, obsession(?), dreams and betrayal, these are some of the entrees at the barbeque.

BLINKY’S WATCH PARTY

A musical extravaganza through Drowseytown! It will be oh so wonderful to see you again, Bill! Yes Bill, I’m talking to you. Don’t bother showing this to Ted. No one else will able to see it. But I can see you, Bill. I’ve been watching you, with Nine-Hundred and Ninety Nine Eyes. One short, thanks to your little twist(?). It’s time I get you back, Bill. What’s the old expression? “An eye for an eye” Hahahahahahahahahaha!

MAMMA MIA!

A terrible show about sad women singing ABBA. A truly miserable experience, I can’t stress that enough. This show will make you hate ABBA as well as all musicals. You’ll never want to listen to ABBA’s two good songs ever again. Beware, friend. Beware. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

SANTA CLAUS IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL!

i can’t read it at all sorry :{

JUST GOT THE CHANCE TO WATCH WORKIN BOYS AND AS WITH EVERY HATCHETFEILD PRODUCTION I AM AMAZED BY THE CALLBACKS IN THE SCORE AND DIALOGUE