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-rm 2, plot 16, 6th ward, lavender beds-
#ffxiv housing#just stood in the stupid room for an extra half hour to wait for the sun to come up 'cause i forgot to take a screen of the door side#anyway i am finished i think#all you really need to know lorewise about this room is that my boy loves plants and also stealing books.#he's learning to read under duress#... but not to read his books. they are prestige items.#he stole those stained glass windows from the chapel he was holing up in in ishgard also#this is a den of iniquity (stolen items)#baby mode blogging#ugh i'm just gonna live in here it's so peaceful w the waterfall#no more game only sit in pond in room
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I can officially say that Iām a guilty gear fan now because I caved and bought accent core on my switch (itās going to be a longggg four months until january when strive releases on the switch; and id rather wait and see the reviews of that port before i invest 30 more dollars on the xbox versionā¦) so here we are - the brainworms are getting worse
#unfortunately i am ASS at fighting games but i love them so much so very much#its just that directional inputs are so difficult to meā¦i even have a stick buyt im somehow worse with it (ESPECIALLY W/ SKULLGIRLS UGH)#idiot rambles#guilty gear#Iām now safe from the āgg fans havenāt played itā jokes HUZZAH#also side rant real quick: why tf is anjiās story mode so fucking hard#that I-no battle on stage 2 is KICKING MY ASS. WHY CANT I JUMP AND DO AERIAL BULLSHIT PLEASEEEEE ššš
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#cal kestis#bd 1#star wars#jedi survivor#my screenshots#help i can't stop using photo mode#the lighting and texture work in this game is gorgeous#that one of him disassembling his lightsaber is a fav#stupidly proud of how these have turned out#i'm getting the hang of it#galaxy's most beautiful jedi#ugh i love him
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Man, i love the Long Dark but I get SO scared of the wildlife even on the easiest difficulty in Wintermute. Please I just want the story and exploration and resource management š
#the long dark#seb talks#like... i don't know if wintermute difficulties work the same as survival mode#cuz in survival there's a difficulty where wildlife doesn't attack right?#but in wintermute the lowest says they'll still attack but aren't aggressive#which doesn't really tell me much#like if they attack they're aggressive#ugh#this game too scary for me#which is a shame because i love survival games#but this is like... survival horror
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i feel like theres something funny in how while i vehemently hate totk, i genuinely loved and enjoyed the depths, which are considered one of the worst parts of the game
#im being dead serious when i say if there was a game mode that was just. go open all the lightroots. id be all over it#very genuinely had a good time in the depths i think i treated it like one massive traversal puzzle#and ended up making the best use of ultrahand down there#something very captivating abt being able to see n know exactly where the next lightroot is but having very little idea whatās in between#tbh its a good thing i loved the depths so much bc then it made upgrading the zonai battery nothing at all for me#bc i was hoarding zonite along the way anyways and it then made it easier to find the remaining lightroots#also i liked the weird landscape tbh. it is very empty once you open it up and i wish there was more flora and fauna but i did enjoy it#salty talks#im tempted to start a new save just to do the depths again but that requires. doing the tutorial. and finding the aboveground shrines#kind of. mostly so you dont die immediately in the depths. ugh how i hate the rest of the game attached to the depths
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girl this is why i hate playing multiplayer games like this ā°ļø
#our guild officer put in the chat 'can someone play [game mode] with me?' and i made the mistake of checking the chat#and then they invited me and i just ignored the invite and closed the game š#I FEEL SO MEAN but what could i fucking do in a team like all of my characters die in one hit except taisha#and the most dmg i can do is like 14k with a max cost skill#this is also why i wish so bad to get the characters i want bc theyre actually usable and i could actually paticipate in group activities#and stop being a burden š#anyway i think i can grind for two ssrs tonight. do you think they will be massive disappointments again š#ive gotten three. one i kind of like but dont RLLY care abt. one ugly old one. and one ugly old dupe š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£#also in my companion group im the only one of the three of us actually contributing........#(i can max out the the progress bar by myself in like 2 weeks or so but still it sucks)#ugh its just rlly tiring how badly its going for me in this game#its such a shame bc the characters i love i love so much and i love the universe#and the current event is again showing me how next level amazing the events in this game are#its very lucky youre allowed to borrow others shikis!
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lol. lmao. tower control at flounder hates me (it's mutual)
#stages with lots of height just dont agree with me#splatoon#flounder heights#pretty embarrassing because i got absolutely no one in this last game. not a single person. not even assista#assists#tower control#if i had my splattershot and not my s pro then maybe it would've been different#i love flounder as a stage and usually i do ok on other modes but just not tc ugh
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Felix as your boyfriend
Bangchan | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin
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ā¢Texts you non stop
ā¢I mean do you see him on bbl? Man blows your phone up.
ā¢If heās not with you heās texting you. About everything.
ā¢Loves taking pictures of you.
ā¢Has you model all the time for him.
ā¢Selfies together all the time. He says he wants to always remember the happiness you bring him.
ā¢Takes a lot of videos of you too.
ā¢Edits them into little cute videos to send you.
ā¢Would love to have a vlog channel with you.
ā¢Just to keep all the little memories together.
ā¢Felix is such a touchy person.
ā¢So say goodbye to personal space.
ā¢Wants to be touching you all the time.
ā¢Or at least close to you.
ā¢Hold his hand and heāll be satisfied.
ā¢Constantly pulling you to his lap to hold you tightly to him.
ā¢Leaving sweet little kisses to any place he can.
ā¢He enjoys leaving you little handwritten letters.
ā¢Letters of love and admiration, telling you how much you mean to him.
ā¢You have a big box just full of all of them.
ā¢Spoils you so so much.
ā¢Like for real. Donāt say you like anything infront of him.
ā¢Heāll remember.
ā¢Heāll have it for you with in a day, or buy you bulk if itās snacks.
ā¢Loves loves loves planning dates.
ā¢Plans some really cute shit.
ā¢However he really enjoys your anime/movie nights.
ā¢Makes the couch all comfy with so many blankets.
ā¢Getās all your favorite foods, snacks and drinks.
ā¢Cuddles you till you both end up falling asleep.
ā¢Heād whine about how āwe never finish the 3rd movieā
ā¢Gives you great massages.
ā¢Long day? Lay down and heāll rub your back.
ā¢Feet hurting? Put them up on his thighs so he can rub them.
ā¢Just loveās doing this for you.
ā¢Likes having you with him while he games too.
ā¢If youāre not into gaming heāll just want you to sit on his lap.
ā¢Giving him kisses everytime he wins has him in shambles.
ā¢Also hope you have a sweet tooth.
ā¢Because he just loves baking with you.
ā¢Always ending up with a big mess.
ā¢Either from dropping stuff or putting it on one another.
ā¢He melts at this though. Having you do something with him that he enjoys so much.
ā¢Just the most cuddly, understanding man you could ever date.
ā¢Treats you like such royalty.
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ā¢Felix has two sides to him.
ā¢The one side that just melts at everything and anything you do.
ā¢You have him in your hands.
ā¢Heās such a mess at your disposal.
ā¢Whining, begging, just needy as fuck.
ā¢His body shakes under you.
ā¢Drool running down his face as he begs you just to move on top of him.
ā¢The other side of him is this assertive, soft dominant man.
ā¢Whoās holding your hair back as he uses your throat.
ā¢Whoās smacking your ass till itās raw
ā¢Making you beg him to let you cum.
ā¢Or whining that itās to much and youāre to sensitive.
ā¢Which depending the mode heās in heāll either ease up or go rougher.
ā¢Likes when you leave marks on him.
ā¢Constantly leaning down toward your ear so he can let out the low groans you so desperately love.
ā¢This man also really loves role play.
ā¢Loves buying you sexy outfits for you to wear.
ā¢Buys you maid outfits, cat/dog outfits and such.
ā¢Ugh he eats this shit up.
ā¢Also remember how I said he has a lot of pictures and videos of you?
ā¢Yeah.
ā¢This man has a whole spank folder of you.
ā¢Ones you send, ones he takes
ā¢And the videos he has-
ā¢God he loves taking videos of himself going in and out of you.
ā¢And just to hear those noises.
ā¢Sometimes heāll watch them before he comes home to get in the mood.
ā¢So he can get more videos for his collection.
ā¢Aftercare is so sweet and loving.
ā¢Has everything normally ready before yall even start so he can make you feel comfortable right away.
ā¢Makes sure to get you to drink some water right after too.
š If youād like to read more of my stuff you can find it Here: Master List . Thank you for reading and if requests are open or you just wanna talk feel free to send me somethingš©µ
#stray kids as your boyfriend#stray kids#skz#stray kids scenarios#skz scenarios#Lee Felix#lee felix scenarios#lee felix smut#Lee Felix fluff#lee felix x reader#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids fluff#skz fluff#stray kids x reader#lee felix drabbles#stray kids drabbles#bangchan#jeongin#han jisung#seungmin#changbin#hyunjin#Lee know
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ok i put a longer post abt tim's Emotional State in drafts for when my brain is less melted but re: tim and going to college im just gonna get a lil silly with it. hear me out.
i have this whole vague story in my mind for tim's college days moonlighting as red robin as he tries and figures out what he wants out of life. (it's a while after rr leaves off and all because he's like. Super Depressed for a hot minute and then has to drag himself through actually bothering to get his GED and applying to college, etc., but eventually lucius is like hey. you're great with gadgets, and you clearly love tinkering. i'd hire you for r&d in a heartbeat but you need at the least a bachelor's of engineering. i know you have a lot of the technical skills, but you need a degree. so tim goes ugh fine i'll get a goddamn engineering degree how hard can it possibly be.)
anyways. i think it's a universal experience that if you go to college and you hang with the STEM crowd, you will unfortunately get to know at least one Fucking Guy. it's like brentwood arc; tim does make friends, but there is just this One Fucking Guy he cannot stand and will never stand. this Fucking Guy is in the common room playing his guitar at midnight. he's drunk and yelling and laughing really loud when people have exams coming up. he's convinced everyone adores him. there's also a detective/supernatural plot going on. the subplot is just that tim hates This Fucking Guy.
at some point, there's a story beat where he as red robin has to rescue That Fucking Guy from a real dicey situation, and That Fucking Guy is really shaken and grateful to him, and he's like okay. maybe. maybe we are making progress. but then the next time he encounters This Fucking Guy as tim drake, the guy is just like. "ohhhh hey drake you missed it last night, it was AWESOME!!! i had to save red robin from a KILLER ROBOT. he's pretty cool though i guess. i bet you wish you could be more like him huh??" and tim is just. I Will Not Grind My Teeth About This. I Will Not. his life is a fucking joke. he dismantles the toaster oven in the common room kitchen to cope. it's definitely to cope and not just so that That Fucking Guy won't be able to heat up his pop tarts in the morning.
at another point, This Fucking Guy looks at street mode, lowkey, unremarkable Normal Car-looking redbird and goes, aw, dude, i thought your dad is loaded?? he only got you a generic-ass sedan?? that sucks lol, if you want we can take my car down to the game instead. and tim is just Say One More Fucking Word About My Baby I Dare You I Fucking Dare You One More Fucking Word.
(also i like to toy with the idea of this being a university in metropolis - he's out of gotham, but not too far. keeps him from getting antsy about what if he's needed because he can get right back over there. and in the meantime, he can hang out with kon and kara a lot, and occasionally enable and be enabled by lois lane and her snooping habits. there's another subplot in which tim and lois get up to shenanigans. at least once.)
it's sort of an introspective thing of him trying to come to terms with the way he no longer wants a fully normal life the way he always used to assume he would - he has the option to walk away from the cape now, like he always thought he would one day, but he just can't give it up anymore. he's fallen into the same black hole he watched dick and bruce dive headlong into. it's also about him finding joy in tinkering and working with his hands and getting to spend more time as tim drake first and foremost. and it's about him venting to kon about That Fucking Guy while they have a lil picnic on the green while kon loses his absolute shit laughing. all against the backdrop of a little mystery or something. <3
OH and also, most importantly. zoanne wilkins is there and laughing at him for assuming college would be easy. and kon gets her into wendy the werewolf stalker. My City Now.
#rimi talks#rambles#tim#like.... do u see the vision. there are emotions underneath here#but right now i have a migraine so its silly time first and foremost. Tim Hates That Fucking Guy#we've all known a Fucking Guy right? im pretty sure its a universal experience.#the stories i could tell about the Fucking Guy i knew. man.
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could u write sfw/nsfw hcs of raiden with a size kink maybeeeš
I had to look up how tall Raiden is bc in the new game he just looks like a short king THIS BITCH IS 6'2??????????
Frothing at the mouth rn
Tw/cw: AFAB reader, size kink(obviously), overstimulation, dacryfilia if you squint, nsfw and sfw, mirror sex mmmmm, belly bulge
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Sfw
Raiden is the type of guy to constantly put items on higher shelves so you can ask him for help.
He's also the type of guy to want to compare hand sizes whenever he can. He loves seeing how his rough, much bigger hands look in comparison to your small, softer hands.
God he'd love cooking with you. He'd adore standing behind you and and guiding your hands with his.
He's obsessed with the way he can pick you up and throw you around like you weigh nothing. To him, you don't.
He'd really enjoy getting matching couples pajama sets and then have you wear his set from time to time. Why? Because he likes seeing how big it is on you.
It's like that with all of his clothes, really. His shirts are like night gowns for you and he'd be lying if he said he didn't love seeing you in them.
You borrow his clothes so often that your wardrobe is practically his wardrobe. And he loves it.
Because of how he towers over you, he often just, touches you. Anywhere he can, really
He loves holding you by the waist and resting his head on your shoulder, though. Does his neck hurt like hell afterwards from bending down so much? Yeah. Is he gonna do it again? Absolutely.
Nsfw
He'd be SUCH a gentleman in bed, but he does lose control sometimes
I feel like he'd be very neutral on most sex positions. He doesn't have a preference, but he love the lotus
He'd love how your back is pressed against his chest while your thighs are on either side of his. Its the perfect position for him to feel every part of you.
The only downside, however, is he can't see your face. He loves seeing how your face contorts in pleasure as his thick cock drags it's way in and out of your pussy, but he can't in this position.
How does he solve this problem? Mirror sex. He isn't adamant on getting you to watch yourself while he's fucking you, he knows it must be embarrassing, but he's obsessed with watching you.
He can see everything thats happening, your face twisting in pleasure, the white ring forming at the bottom of his cock, but most importantly, the belly bulge.
Oh
My
God
The belly bulge.
Once it starts forming, he can't take his eyes off it. The thought of you being so small in comparison to him that his cock is making imprints in your tummy makes him lightheaded
This is where him losing control comes in. On rare occasions, usually when he comes back from training and missions, he'd be so worked up over the fact he couldnt see you, touch you, feel you.
You're doing you thing, getting into position, and he sees it. The belly bulge.
He goes beast mode dude.
He's instantly flipping you on your back and fucking you in missionary. I think he'd be a bit rough, mainly coming from his harsh pace, but nothing leaves his mouth except pleasurable moans and praise
His pace gets so fast and him constantly pressing down on said belly bulge makes you cum. Don't worry, he's right behind you, but he doesn't stop after one round
How can he when you look so good writhing underneath him?
You get overstimulated after a while because of how many times you already came. Raiden would feel bad, but he knows you want this, you'd use your safe word if you didn't.
So he continues. He usually only stops when your body goes limp and falls asleep from exhaustion. Hed kiss away all your tears that formed both during and after each session followed by him cleaning and dressing you.
Dressing you in what? One of his shirts. Nothing else. He likes it that way.
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A/n: I'm getting so many good requests UGH if you guys do request anything pls remember it's taken me a bit to get to it šš
#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat smut#mortal kombat x reader#mortal kombat x reader smut#mk smut#raiden smut#raiden x reader#mk raiden#raiden mortal kombat#raiden x reader smut#mortal kombat raiden#if the layout of the ask is weird pls dont ask why i have no idea what happened
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part 2 - Life 360
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Pairing: dark!Joel Miller x Fem!reader
Warnings/tags: MDNI 18+, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, Drinking, food,flirting, DRUGGING, KIDNAPPING, talks of true crime THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME
Summary: A Tinder date goes very, very wrong, but you always considered yourself prepared for such situations.
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A/n: I tried to step out of my comfort zone a little with this. It's based on a post I saw while doom-scrolling on this app from @blondwhowrites. She had this amazing post about wanting to see more readers who fight and don't stop. They don't lose hope, they go into survival mode, and I just hope I do this idea somewhat justice.
Swipe. Swipe. Swipe.
Two glasses of wine deep, you and your best friend sat comfortably on the couch, a true crime podcast playing in the background. The room was dimly lit, the only sources of light being the glow from the TV and the occasional flicker from a scented candle on the coffee table. The smell of lavender and vanilla filled the air, mixing with the earthy aroma of the red wine.Ā
You laughed as your friend, Jess, made a snide comment about the latest murder suspect discussed on the podcast. Her dark hair fell in waves around her face, a playful glint in her eyes as she took another sip of her wine. You felt a warm buzz from the alcohol, a pleasant contrast to the cold shiver the podcast sent down your spine.
"Can you believe some people are actually that dumb?" Jess snorted. "I mean, come on. Who leaves that much evidence behind?"
You nodded, your eyes focused on your phone screen, fingers swiping left and right in a rhythmic motion. Tinder had become a mindless distraction, a game you played together to pass the time and maybe, just maybe, find someone interesting. The profiles blurred together after a while, a parade of faces and bios that hardly registered in your mind.
"Ugh, another one with a fish picture," you groaned, swiping left. "Do they think holding a dead fish makes them more attractive?"
Jess laughed, nearly spilling her wine. "Maybe it's supposed to show they're 'outdoorsy' or something. Like, 'Hey, I can provide for you in the apocalypse with my fishing skills.'"
You rolled your eyes, ready to swipe again, when Jess nudged you with her elbow. "Wait, wait. Give me the phone for a sec."
Reluctantly, you handed it over, watching as she scrolled through your potential matches with a critical eye. She made a few quick swipes, her lips pursed in concentration.
"Nope. Nope. Definitely nope," she muttered. Then, suddenly, she paused, her finger hovering over the screen. "Oh, hello. Who's this?"
You leaned in, your curiosity piqued. On the screen was a man named Joel. He was 56, a contractor, and attractive for his age. His profile picture showed a ruggedly handsome man with a salt-and-pepper beard and piercing eyes that seemed to look right through you. He had an air of confidence about him, the kind that made you stop and take a second look.
"Damn," Jess said, raising her eyebrows. "He kind of looks like Pedro Pascal. Not bad for an older guy."
You couldn't help but agree. There was something undeniably appealing about Joel, something that made you hesitate before swiping. You read through his bio, which mentioned his love for traveling, his work as a contractor, and his interest in trying new wines.Ā
"Well," Jess said, nudging you again, "it's your last free swipe. What do you think?"
You took a deep breath, your finger hovering over the screen. There was a strange flutter in your chest, a mix of excitement and nervousness. Finally, with a small, decisive movement, you swiped right.
As the screen flashed "It's a match!", you felt a thrill of anticipation. Jess cheered, raising her glass in a mock toast. "Here's to Joel and his contractor skills. May he be as good with his hands as he is with a hammer."
The sound of your phone buzzing broke through the haze of wine and laughter. You glanced down, surprised to see a new message notification from Joel. Jess leaned over, peering at your screen.
"Well, well," she said, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like Mr. Contractor is making the first move. That's not something you see every day."
"Yeah," you agreed, a bit taken aback. "It's kind of refreshing."
With a grin, you opened the message. It was simple, yet charming: "Hey there. I saw you like trying new wines. Any recommendations?"
Jess snickered, taking another sip of her wine. "Smooth, Joel. Real smooth."
You couldn't help but smile as you typed out a reply. "Hey Joel! If you like reds, you should try a good Malbec. There's a great one from Argentina that I'm obsessed with."
His response was almost immediate. "Sounds perfect. I've been meaning to expand my wine knowledge. Maybe you could give me a lesson sometime?"
You showed the message to Jess, who giggled and nudged you playfully. "Look at you, already setting up a date. You go, girl."
You blushed, quickly typing back. "I'd love to. Any wines you're particularly curious about?"
Joel's reply came swiftly. "I'm open to anything, really. Maybe you can surprise me?"
Jess leaned in, reading over your shoulder. "Ooh, heās smooth. What are you going to say?"
"How about this," you muttered, fingers flying across the keyboard. "Great! How about we start with a nice Pinot Noir? It's a favorite of mine."
"Sounds fantastic. Any recommendations for a good one?" Joel texted back.
Jess snorted. "He's definitely into you."
The conversation flowed easily after that. Joel proved to be both witty and engaging. He shared stories of his recent travel adventures, his favorite being a trip to Italy. "I spent a week in Tuscany, just soaking in the culture and, of course, the wine," he wrote.
You smiled, replying, "I've always wanted to go to Italy. Did you visit any vineyards?"
"Several! It was incredible. The scenery, the people...everything was perfect. You should definitely go if you get the chance."
Jess sighed dreamily. "Italy, vineyards, and wine? Heās painting quite the picture. Ask him about his work!"
You typed quickly, "So, tell me more about your work. What kind of projects do you usually take on?"
"I'm mostly into residential renovations, but I dabble in commercial projects too. Keeps things interesting. My favorite project was restoring this old Victorian house. Took a lot of work, but it was worth it."
Joel sent a photo of the Victorian house, its intricate details beautifully restored. Jess peered at the screen, impressed. "Wow, he's really good. That house looks amazing."
"Right?" you agreed, replying to Joel. "The house looks incredible. You have a real talent."
"Thank you! I love what I do. How about you? What keeps you busy?"
You shared stories about your job and hobbies, feeling the conversation flow as naturally as the wine. The atmosphere in the room grew even more relaxed, filled with the sound of your laughter and the comforting cadence of the podcast in the background.
"He's really something," Jess said, leaning back into the couch. "I haven't seen you this excited about anyone in a while."
You nodded, a warm flutter of excitement in your chest. "I know. It's...nice."
Jess smiled knowingly. "He's definitely a keeper. I should probably head home though. Work tomorrow, unfortunately."
"Yeah, me too," you sighed, feeling a pang of disappointment as the evening wound down.
Jess gathered her things, giving you a hug at the door. "Good luck with Joel. He seems like a great guy. Text me all the details later, okay?"
"Will do," you promised, waving as she disappeared into the night.
Returning to the couch, you saw another message from Joel. "It was great talking with you tonight. I'd love to continue our conversation over that Malbec. What do you say?"
You smiled, feeling a warm flutter of excitement. "I'd like that too. How about this weekend?"
Joelās reply was quick. "That sounds perfect. How about Saturday night? I know a great Italian place downtown. We can have dinner and then maybe a glass of that Malbec at my place?"
You hesitated for a moment, the true crime stories from the podcast playing in your mind. But something about Joel felt genuine, and you decided to take a chance. "Saturday night works for me. What time?"
"How about 7 PM? I can pick you up if youād like."
You thought about it, weighing the pros and cons. Jess had always warned you about letting strangers know where you lived, but Joel seemed different. Maybe it was the wine or his charm, but you felt a sense of trust. "Sure, that sounds great. I live at 112 Maple Street, apartment 4B."
"Got it. Looking forward to it. Have a good night!" Joel replied.
"Good night, Joel," you texted back, feeling a mix of excitement and nerves.
The next few days passed in a blur of anticipation. Jess was thrilled when you updated her, giving you tips on what to wear and what to talk about. By the time Saturday rolled around, you were a bundle of nerves and excitement.
As the clock neared 7 PM, you stood in front of your mirror, adjusting your dress for the hundredth time. It was a simple, elegant black dress that Jess had insisted was perfect for the occasion. You had paired it with a delicate necklace and your favorite heels, wanting to strike the right balance between casual and sophisticated.
Before heading downstairs, you grabbed your phone and texted Jess. "Hey, just a heads up. Iām going to that Italian place downtown with Joel. His address is 245 Fallsview Lane. Iāll text you when I get back. My Life360 will be on the whole night. Can you check on my location occasionally?"
Jess replied almost immediately. "Got it! Be safe and have fun. Text me if anything feels off. I'll keep an eye on your location."
You always prided yourself on being prepared. Too many hours of true crime shows had taught you the importance of caution. Sharing your whereabouts had become second nature; you never wanted to take any chances.
At exactly 7 PM, your phone buzzed with a message. "Iām outside :)"
You took a deep breath, grabbing your purse and heading downstairs. When you stepped outside, you saw Joel waiting by his car. He looked even better in person, his rugged charm accentuated by a casual yet stylish outfit.
"Hi," you greeted, feeling a bit shy.
"Hi," he replied with a warm smile. "You look amazing."
"Thank you," you said, feeling a blush creep up your cheeks. "You too."
Joel opened the car door for you, and you slid into the passenger seat, your nerves slowly easing as he drove towards the restaurant. The conversation flowed easily, much like it had over text, and by the time you arrived at the Italian place, you felt completely at ease.
The restaurant was cozy and inviting, with soft lighting and a warm atmosphere. Joel held the door open for you, and you were soon seated at a corner table, a bottle of red wine already waiting.
"This place is lovely," you said, looking around.
"I'm glad you like it," Joel replied, pouring you a glass of wine. "To new beginnings."
"To new beginnings," you echoed, clinking your glass against his.
The dinner was wonderful, filled with laughter and easy conversation. Joel was charming and attentive, his stories about his work and travels fascinating. He had a way of making you feel like you were the only person in the room, his eyes never leaving yours.
"So," Joel said, leaning back in his chair, "tell me more about yourself. What do you do when you're not working or swiping on Tinder?"
You laughed, taking a sip of your wine. "I'm a server, working my way through college. I'm studying to become a digital design artist. In my free time, I love reading, especially true crime. I also enjoy hiking. What about you?"
"I enjoy traveling and exploring new places," Joel said, his eyes twinkling. "Iāve been to quite a few countries. It's always interesting to see how people live and what they value. Speaking of which, are you close with your family?"
You hesitated for a moment, the memory of your dad's death flashing in your mind. "Not really. My dad passed away a few years ago, and things have been strained since then. My family lives across the state, so I don't see them often."
Joel's expression softened. "I'm sorry to hear that. It must be tough."
You nodded, feeling a bit vulnerable. "It is, but I've learned to rely on my friends. They're like my chosen family."
"Thatās great," Joel said, smiling warmly. "Having a strong support system is so important. Do you have a big circle of friends, or do you keep it more intimate?"
"Mostly intimate," you said. "I have a few close friends who mean the world to me. Jess, who youāve heard me mention, is my best friend. We've known each other forever."
Joel nodded, his eyes never leaving yours. "It sounds like you have a great support system. It's so important to have people you can rely on."
"Absolutely," you agreed, feeling warm and comfortable.
As the night went on, Joel skillfully guided the conversation, his questions always seeming casual and light. "So, have you ever traveled alone?" he asked, casually.
"Not really," you admitted. "I prefer to have someone with me. It feels safer that way."
"That's smart," Joel said, nodding approvingly. "Safety is always a priority. Speaking of which, do you have any health routines? Like, do you take any daily vitamins or medication?"
"Just the usual vitamins," you replied, not thinking much of it. "Why do you ask?"
"Just curious," Joel said with a charming smile. "I like to know what keeps you healthy and happy."
You smiled, feeling flattered by his interest. The conversation continued to flow effortlessly, Joel's charm and attentiveness making you feel special.
After dinner, you and Joel were heading back to his place for a glass of Malbec. You hesitated again, the warnings from the true crime podcast whispering in your mind. But Joel's smile was disarming, and the evening had been so perfect that you found yourself agreeing.
Joel led you to his car, opening the door for you like a perfect gentleman. As he drove, you looked out the window, making a mental note of big landmarks. You saw the city skyline fading into the distance, a large water tower, and a distinctive old barn. You kept these in mind, your true crime-trained brain insisting on caution.
"So, what do you usually do to unwind after a long day?" Joel asked, his tone casual.
"I love reading," you replied, glancing at him. "Especially true crime. There's something fascinating about the psychology behind it all."
Joel chuckled, his eyes briefly meeting yours before returning to the road. "That's interesting. So you must know a lot about staying safe then, right?"
You nodded, feeling a bit more on guard. "Yeah, it's always good to be prepared."
Joel's eyes gleamed with a curiosity that felt too intense. "Do you ever get scared living alone?"
You shrugged, trying to keep your tone light. "Not really. I take precautions. Plus, I have friends who check in on me."
"That's smart," Joel said, nodding approvingly. "Itās good to have people who care about you."
Finally, you arrived at Joelās place. It was a secluded farmhouse, far from the city lights and surrounded by dense woods. The house itself was charming, with warm lights glowing from the windows and a cozy, inviting atmosphere.
Joel led you inside, and you were greeted by the comforting smell of wood and faint hints of vanilla. He poured the Malbec, and you watched him closely, noting every move he made. He didn't seem to spike the drinks; it all looked perfectly innocent. You settled on the couch, feeling a mix of comfort and unease.
"Thank you for tonight," you said, raising your glass. "Itās been wonderful."
"Thank you," Joel replied, his eyes meeting yours. "Iām glad we matched."
You took a sip of the wine, savoring its rich flavor. As you talked, the conversation drifted naturally.
"So, what inspired you to go into digital design?" Joel asked, his curiosity genuine.
"I've always loved art and technology," you explained. "Digital design feels like the perfect blend of both. Plus, I enjoy creating things that people find useful and beautiful."
Joel nodded appreciatively. "That's a great combination. Do you have a favorite project you've worked on?"
You smiled, thinking back. "Probably a website I designed for a non-profit. It was challenging but incredibly rewarding."
Joel leaned forward slightly, his interest piqued. "That sounds amazing. Do you see yourself starting your own firm one day?"
"I'd love to," you admitted, feeling the warmth of his attention. "But for now, I'm just focusing on finishing my degree."
"Thatās smart," Joel said. "One step at a time."
You took another sip of the wine, feeling a strange dizziness creeping in. Your vision blurred slightly, and you set your glass down, trying to focus.
"So, do you have any big plans for the future?" Joel asked, his voice sounding distant.
"I... I want to finish my degree," you managed to say, the room starting to spin.
Your true crime instincts kicked in hard. Something was wrong. Very wrong. You discreetly reached for your phone, trying to text Jess, but your fingers felt heavy and uncoordinated.
Joelās voice was soothing, almost too soothing. "You seem a bit tired. Are you okay?"
You nodded, your heart racing. You had to get out. Now. You fumbled with your phone, trying to hit the call button for Jess, but your vision swam.
Joel leaned in closer, his expression concerned. "Do you need to lie down? Maybe you had too much wine."
Panic surged through you as you struggled to keep your thoughts clear. "No, I... I need to..."
Just as you were about to press send, the phone slipped from your fingers. Joel was quicker, catching you as you slumped forward. "Easy there," he murmured, his arms strong and steady around you.
The last thing you saw before darkness claimed you was Joel's face, his expression unreadable. The phone buzzed futilely on the floor, Jessās name glowing on the screen.
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okay letās talk about how John b fucks. because ohmyfuckinggod
he has such and incredible, immaculate, crazy, aneurism inducing stroke game I cannot even begin to describe it. he just gets it. like ughhh.
heās so thick and girthy and his VEINS!!! ugh. like I swear it just makes it even better. he has this one vein that runs alll the way down the underside of his cock NMFJFJDH. perfection.
okay Iām going off topic. when John b fucks. he takes it seriously. he will never, and I mean never intentionally neglect someone that he loves. and he is very very firm about that rule in the bedroom.
he always takes it slow at the beginning. he is amazing with the foreplay. sloppy kisses and HEAD!!! AMAZING HEAD!!!! and fingering. oh the fingering.
he knows heās big, and he knows that itās nearly impossible to get used to like ughhgh. has to spend minutes jst using his fingers to get me stretched out and ready.
and yall already know HE TALKS THROUGH IT!!! he uses the nickname ādollyā which honestly I wasnāt expecting but I did not complain I can tell you that.
he lovessss pretty noises, and honestly acts like heās not expecting it and maybe he isnāt but like.. ?? you really expect me not to whimper when ur four fingers knuckles deep inside??
but genuinely, heās so soothing and lovely. comforting works and always coaxing sweetly.
the foreplay varies by instance but the sex is almost always the same. medium paced, gentle but rough, and soooo just ugh. makes the brain go to mush on autopilot.
heās just so daddy. like omg. omg. ugh. daddy. he is daddy. daddy is him. I cannot exaggerate this enough.
he is dick is so perfect literally every time he goes in he hits that spot. you know the spot.
he makes these little grunting noises every time he thrusts in itās so hawt like omg.
he LOVES a good mating press.
heās also a titty sucker. and. he is. a. TOTAL. munch. heās so sloppy when heās suckin on the clit all perfect.
and you bet he does not EVER struggle to find the clit either. this man has experience.
he is also HEAVY. like his whole person he jst pins me down so effortlessly ugh. he literally radiates dominance.
heās also a chronic clit rubber š¤š»always had a thumb on my clit over my shorts or under my skirt.
and he reeks of casual dominance. if Iām being bratty or just whiny heāll just cup my pussy like itās nothing. talking in that low voice like SLUT ME OUT.
he lovesss receiving head. normally heāll be sitting down, me on my knees infront of him. he holds my hair back and guides me <333 ugh he is just SO daddy.
he also loves dry humping <3 ugh like if weāre outside the chateau at sunset n ill just hump on him for ages like YESSS.
also this surprised me but he has a mild choking kink, not like hardcore but heāll wrap a hand round the throat definitely, even if he doesnāt apply too much pressure.
heās also a pretty moaner <3
massive breeding kink too!!!! like ugh mhh ohh I love it. he shoots BIG loads so those creampies are immaculate.
when itās all finished heāll dip and hand down and scoop some of his cum up and feed it to me <333 mhh
and he is the KING!!! of aftercare. the absolute sweetest. has a checklist in his mind of things to make sure we both keep up our personal hygiene during and after sex. always wiped me up and is very avid that I donāt do too much very physical stuff after cause he fucks for a long time and he fucks deep so bet Iāll be tired af.
lots of cuddles and kisses <33 ugh love him.
okay I think thatās all the points but if Iāve missed anything out or if thereās anything else yall wanna know lmk!!
- rafe shifter
CRYING SCREAMING THIS IS MY BIBLE. this is my holy text oh my god.
PLSS i know that one vein must jut out and feel so fucking GOOD ohmygosksjsjdk.
i canāt even function him just being casually dominant and so daddy mode is making me SICK . clenching my thighs i knew he wld be like this <33.
ādollyā IS SO CUTE IM SICK PLEASE. itās def the grandpa in him and iād say it to his face no shame šš¼.
i can imagine the grunts i know theyāre practically punched outta him with every grind and thrust AGH !!
love that he uses your clit like a little fidget toy that so cute !! iād never stop wearing shorts and skirts around him tbh bcuz thatās daddy wdym !!
also jeez i need to write a breath play drabble with him now bcuz iād never though ab it before but i bet those biceps are perfect for choking someone out <3.
i love him so much and once again THANK YOU BABES !! cannot ever say it enough honestly this has been the highlight of my week and i love talking ab it with you <3.
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How Jinx Would React to an Insecure s/o
1. Immediate, Over-the-Top Reassurance
Jinx is a little dramatic, so if you express insecurity about your weight, sheās going to react big. Sheāll go into full āmood boosterā mode, showering you with compliments like, āWhat are you talking about? Youāre perfect! Youāre more fun than a barrel of explosives and twice as cute!ā Sheāll grab your face, dramatically tilting your head up to look at her, and give you the most exaggerated, goofy grin. Itās her way of making you laugh and reminding you that she loves every bit of you.
2. Vibrant, Playful Distractions
If youāre feeling down about your body, Jinx will immediately try to distract you from those thoughts. Sheāll pull you into a playful game or suggest doing something random to take your mind off your worries, like painting each otherās faces, throwing pies at walls, or setting up a spontaneous Nerf gun battle. Sheāll act completely silly, trying to keep your focus on the fun and the happiness in the moment, not on your self-doubts.
3. Tough Love (But With a Sweet Side)
Sometimes, Jinx can get a bit intense, and when youāre insecure, she might respond with a blend of tough love and sweetness. She could say something like, āListen, no one is gonna tell me that youāre not amazing, okay? Because if anyone says otherwise, Iāll blow up their whole shop! Youāre awesome, and I wonāt hear anything else about it!ā But right after her rant, sheāll pull you into a hug, softening the blow, making sure you know that she genuinely believes in you and your worth, no matter what you weigh.
4. Random Acts of Affection
Jinx will shower you with affection to make you feel loved when youāre feeling insecure. Sheāll randomly cuddle you, kiss your cheek, or hold your hand in the most random waysājust to show you that your weight doesnāt change how she feels about you. Sometimes sheāll do it even when youāre not talking about it, simply because she wants you to feel her love without the need for words. Her physical affection is constant, and she wonāt hold back, especially if she senses youāre struggling.
5. Trying to Lift Your Spirits with Humor
If youāre feeling particularly self-conscious, Jinx will likely start cracking jokes to lift your spirits. Sheās all about humor, so she might make a silly face or mock the whole āIām fatā thing by pretending sheās suddenly very āoverweightā herself, exaggerating her movements or the way she speaks. She might say something like, āUgh, look at me! Iām a walking disaster, I canāt even squeeze through the door!ā Sheāll make sure you know she doesnāt take looks or weight seriouslyālifeās too short for that.
6. Exploding with Compliments (Literally)
Jinxās love language is overflowing with compliments, and if you start talking about your insecurities, sheāll throw them at you like fireworks. āYouāre so cute, you make the stars look dull. Honestly, have you seen how big your heart is? Thatās the real weight that matters, okay? And guess what? Itās off the charts!ā Sheās not afraid to remind you how amazing you areāboth inside and outāand sheāll do it loudly, dramatically, and with all the energy sheās got.
7. Encouragement with Her Own Quirky Spin
If your insecurity about your weight comes from wanting to make changes, Jinx might not know exactly how to give you a typical pep talk, but sheāll make sure you feel supported in her own wild way. She might say something like, āI believe in you, no matter what! We can take over the world, and if we need to outrun anything, weāll do it together! Iāll even help with the cardio, you know? Maybe.ā Her version of encouragement might not be the typical motivational speech, but itās heartfelt in her own uniquely chaotic way.
8. Taking You Out of Your Head
Jinxās main way of helping you through your insecurities is to pull you out of your head. If youāre spiraling, sheāll do something fun and unexpected, like grabbing you by the hand and pulling you into a spontaneous adventure, like going to find the most outlandish snack or playing video games together for hours. Anything to keep your mind off your insecurities, sheās all in for it. Itās her way of reminding you that life is full of fun, and who you are in this momentāclinging to your worries or letting them goāis enough for her.
9. Fighting for You
If someone else ever tries to make you feel bad about your weightāwhether itās a stranger, a comment online, or even someone close to youāJinx will go into full protection mode. Sheāll immediately go on a rant, her voice growing fierce, saying things like, āNobody gets to make you feel bad about yourself, okay? Nobody! Iāll blow up their whole life if I have to!ā She takes any threat to your happiness personally, and she will go to great lengths to defend you.
10. Talking It Out (In Her Own Way)
Despite her chaotic nature, Jinx is surprisingly open when it comes to discussing feelings. If your insecurities stem from a deeper place, sheāll listen to you without interrupting, letting you speak your mind. But, true to form, she might use odd metaphors or quirky language to help you put things in perspective. āLook, itās like a painting, right? Youāre a masterpiece, not some weird doodle. So what if a little paintās chipped here or there? The whole thing still looks amazing.ā Her unique way of seeing the world might just help you look at yourself in a different light.
11. Showering You with Affection at Your Lowest
When youāre feeling your worst, Jinx will be the first one to offer comfort. Sheāll hold you, cuddle you, kiss your forehead, and tell you how much she loves youāreminding you that you are more than your body. āYouāre my favorite person, okay? No one else even comes close.ā Sheāll never let you doubt that her love for you is unconditional and based on everything that makes you you, not just how you look.
12. Helping You Feel Beautiful, Inside and Out
If your insecurities are really affecting how you see yourself, Jinx will work her hardest to help you see your beauty. āLook at those eyes. Look at your smile! How do you not see how perfect you are?ā sheāll say as she playfully pouts at you, trying to pull a grin out of you. Jinx has a way of turning even the most ordinary things into something extraordinary, and sheāll help you see that about yourselfābecause you truly are extraordinary in her eyes.
Jinxās reaction to your insecurity about weight would always come from a place of love, even if itās wrapped in chaos, humor, and wild energy. She wants you to feel good about yourself, and even if she doesnāt have the most conventional approach to comfort, her affection, protection, and support are unwavering. With Jinx, you never have to worry about her loving you any less based on your appearance. She loves you for you, every little piece.
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Opinions on the Sols from Nine Sols immediately. Please. Your au is delish.
Keep in mind these are my very off-the-top-of-my-head, surface level impressions of them after having recently beaten the game on story mode once, while streaming. I wonāt be giving any deep analysis or anything lol so the tone will be pretty jokey and unserious.
MAJOR major Nine Sols spoilers under the cut. Please do not read if you havenāt finished the game.
Kuafu: second favorite character. I love him so much. Heās such a pal, everybody likes him. Hou Yi left him as the final sun standing after shooting down the other nine cuz heās just a stand up guy. The fact that heās the one who pled keep Abacus around and set his settings to High Sympathy and kept coming in to talk to him out of guilt over what happened to Yi kills me. Smart, silly, handsome, the last remaining Solarian in existence and he can never go home for the remainder of his life. Heās my ride or die bestie, heās one of my several husbands who babysit my little brother while I go off on a revenge murder spree and Iām kissing him on the mouth.
Goumang: I like her design and concepts and think sheās a fun character. She was the first boss I fought and i thought she was pretty fun, though I didnāt find the fight as memorable as others. I wish she had more presence throughout the game, I heard from a friend she had some more stuff that was cut apparently? Curious about her rivalry with Yi and relationship with Eigong. And since Yi technically never killled her Iāve considered including her in the Dont Worry About It AU.
Yanlao: Grampa!! I think he and Yiās back and forth throughout the warehouse area was pretty funny. I was so ready to kick his ass the entire time, especially after the segment where heās shooting at you as you navigate a maze. Loved his bossfight, first fight of the first three i started with where I really felt the parry/dodge/attack rhythm for the first time. Rip gramps.
Jiequan: BASTARD!! (Half-affectionate but only half) heās giving Fruity Disney Villain Who Flirts With You As He Stabs You In The Chest. He sucks <3 but heās such a FUN character, what a great antagonist. His fake out fight is so intense, the prison scene is so intense, his boss fight kicked my ass and his theme goes hard. Heās a war criminal, heās a freak, he looks like All Might MHA and he regularly irradiates himself as part of his body building routine. āHeroes are forged in agony!ā 10/10 Disney villain, very stylish. Defeating him was so satisfying especially after the Kanghui fight in the prison and learning what happened with THAT horror show.
Lady Ethereal: I LOVE HER!! SO MUCH!!! UGH!!! she makes me so sad! But everything about her is SO cool! Her fate! Her backstory!! Her design! Her boss fight! Her entire platforming area!!! Just!!! Aah! I wonāt say too much but itās just so good she had my favorite fight in the game, the dance for that one is so much fun. I was streaming the game on discord for my partner and another friend and when we first went into the cortex, she was like āoh you should keep going left and see whatās over there ;)ā and then I did and just!!! So cool that Red Candle started off making horror games, itās really great. Love it. Awesome character, awesome boss, awesome theme.
Fuxi and Nuwa: Rich asshole twins!! These two suck lol but I do think theyāre fun characters. The entire empyrean district is experiencing a resident evil style zombie infection and Nuwa is throwing a rager at the club for the rich cryosleepers only. Itās really eerie over there though, I love the vibe of the east side and the discovery of the mutants and destruction of the west half is spooky as hell. And then I got to the area where you get Fuxiās sol seal and didnāt even notice he was sitting there until my partner pointed him out. I thought he was furniture lol. Sheās really puppeting around her brotherās pustule-riddled zombie corpse Weekend at Bernieās style cuz sheās that much in denial. Also absolutely horrifying that the district supposedly once held 100,000 sleeping solarians that is whittled down to 300 after the mutated virus wreaks havoc through the area. Personally, Iām mixed on their bossfight, the first half with just Fuxi was fun once I got the rhythm but the 2nd half when Nuwa comes in with her attacks gets a bit too chaotic for me. Their boss theme, however, is probably my favorite in the game. I love the opera samples, itās so cool.
Ji: I think about them a lot. Like, wow what a guy. I think a lot about his immortality, and that if he had not left Penglai with the council he would have been stuck there, alone for eternity. I think about the fact that because they will never get Tianhuo, there would be no need for them to be in cryosleep, which probably means that in the 502 years that Yi was recovering, he was probably up and about the entire time, probably wandering around new Kunlun mostly alone. I wonder if they ever hung out with the dusk guardians, or if they just stayed in the grotto for the most part. Their boss fight felt the most like a dance to me, or like friends sparring. Do you think they thought of Lear as you attacked them with the moves he taught you in the spiritual realm? He makes me sad, but he is very stylish!
Eigong: FUCK HER! SHES SO COOL, BUT FUCK HER!!! EVIL GRANDMA! this games story is like peeling back an onion of horrors where each layer you peel back brings new, mortifying understanding of the situation at large until it ALL. COMES BACK. TO HER! AND HER FRUITLESS PURSUIT OF IMMORTALITY! Her boss fight KICKED MY ASS. I was streaming my first playthrough, so I was already prone to doing worse than I probably would without an audience (emphasis on probably) but in my first attempt I was fighting her for like 6 HOURS STRAIGHT. And for the true ending too, which meant three boss phases. I just could not get her pattern down and my hands were cramping but i really wanted to finish the game that weekend so I could finally talk about it so I ended up turning up the accessibility options to one punch man her. I did eventually go back and do her fight by myself with the story mode settings and MAN what a fun boss battle once you get the dance down (Iām still so bad at unbound counter), and it is SO satisfying to beat. Incredible character, we love fictional old women who commit atrocities in the name of science.
Yi: and finally we have the man, the myth, the legend. I could probably write a whole separate post about him and Heng and his relationships with the other characters but to keep it short- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! BUT IM ALSO BITING HIM AND PUTTING HIM IN A BLENDER AND RUNNING HIM THROUGH THE DISHWASHER AND HANGING HIM UP TO DRY. Just UGH! Itās not common for the main character of a thing to be my favorite character but Yi is my favorite character. Itās the fact that he is his own character, and we, the player, must gradually find out things that HE already knows. And his budding and flowering relationships with the other characters, especially those who set up shop in the pavillion which leads into his character development is just AUGH. AND THE ENDINGS. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GHE ENDINGS. THEYRE GOOD BUT AUGH. I love him, Iām rotating him in my mind on a skewer, heās my little manlet, my poor little āIām not a good personā shadow the hedgehog energy meow meow cat boy. I love him so much, Iām so distraught over his terrible life choices. Incredible character.
Ok hope that was entertaining to read, bye.
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It's struck me how sharp Edwin is towards Crystal in the first episode. And while I still think a lot of that is his resistance to the change in dynamic, the incursion of a living person (potential threat) into the space he has built for himself, and fear that Charles might leave him - he always said he missed kissing most, and here's this living, breathing, attractive girl who he just played hero to - I'm also wondering if he, well, recognizes Crystal
As a bully.
She's catty, she's sharp, she's mean. She's fun, he quips, with the sharp kind of sneer you'd reserve for, you know, the "fun" kids, the popular ones who everyone loved - everyone but their victims.
And Edwin, well. His bullies killed him.
Oh, bullies killed Charles too, but Charles was friends with them first - and he is, in some ways (but not others), much more forgiving than Edwin. He tries to see the best in everyone - the murdered teens in episode 5, Crystal, even his father, who he downgrades to "rough". It takes a lot more for Charles to give up on someone.
But Edwin was bullied. He was picked on, had his cap stolen, probably more. And then he was dragged from his bed and sacrificed, and had 70 years of torture to stew.
He sees Crystal and he sees someone just like them. Fun! Sharp! Flitting around from game to game, only caring about themselves, abandoning everyone else when things get scary.
And then?
Then he blows up at her. And she agrees. She agrees that the Becky Aspen case is more important than her problems; she begs to help.
She proves herself more than the catty bully he thought she was. And he softens - immediately. They switch to planning mode, together, and Edwin goes from blocking Crystal out to... compliments. Oh, he's still his own brand of catty, but it goes from instantly shutting her down to acknowledging her success, an almost protective (if admittedly patronizing) put-off, and less... sharp poking. Less pointed. Less "fuck off" and more "ugh. You." Instant siblings :)
They open up to each other. They find common ground - genuinely wanting to help, and willing to put others first. And that forms the basis of their eventual friendship - and opens the way for them both to discard their masks of anger, and learn to be kinder.
#i just love how she softens#when he explains#why he's so upset#and why it means so much to him#and she realizes#he just needs to know she's serious#she CAN'T play bully here#instead of catty#she needs to be sincere#and she is!#he opens up to her#so she opens up to him#and that sets the groundwork for their friendship :)#but also#he was SO sharp#and he's still so very hurt#by the boys that killed him#just like crystal#he's catty#and keeps people at a distance#to avoid that hurt#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbda meta#edwin payne#crystal palace
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Hi there, would you be willing to write headcannons for Redson and Wukong with a female S/O who due to a magic accident turned back into a kid temporarily?
Hope that makes sense lol, also if you don't want to do this request that's fine! (Plus I'm sorry if two characters are too much, you can pick whoever)
Partner Turned Back Into A Kid
{Redson & Wukong x FemReader}
His first priority is getting you back to normal, but when he hears that its only temporary and he just has to wait, he still doesn't calm down
You bet this man is pacing back and forth across the room, muttering to himself about why of all people it had to be you to be turned back into a kid
If you were a chaotic kid, that would only make him panic more
He would be ordering bull clones left and right to get you things and stuff so he didnt have to take his sights off of you
But if you were more of a calm kid he would relax more
dont get me wrong, he would definitely still be in panic mode, but...not as much as before
He would be more comfortable letting you out of his sights as long as there were bull clones around, ready to save you from whatever life or death situation you would find yourself in
His home is dangerous after all, there's literally traps and lava left and right
He would definitely make it a priority to make his house more baby-proof after this, just in case
If you would ever ask to play a game with him, he would agree, but his priority would be keeping you safe
He would refuse to ever play hide and seek or tag with you, those were way too dangerous
But he would be fine with playing
after you would turn back to normal this man would be clingy
He would have his arms wrapped around you, not letting you leave for even a second
Completely unlike RedSon, this man would not be panicking at all
Instead, he would be dying at how cute he thinks you are as a kid
You bet this man is taking pictures of you left and right, are they for blackmail or just because he thinks you look cute as a kid? You decide
He doesn't panic as much as RedSon, I mean, dont get me wrong he does panic, but he knows you'll turn back eventually
If you were a chaotic kid, oh boy, you'll never hear the end of it
After you turned back and you two would be fighting over something like who would do the dishes or something, he would definitely bring it up
"Ugh, unbelievable, you have no idea what I went through when you turned back into a kid! And now, you're making me do even more work?"
He doesn't actually mean it, he loved seeing your little kid form running back and forth, giggling while making several messes he would have to clean later
Okay, maybe he didnt love the mess part, but still!
On the other hand, if you were a more reserved and quiet kid, he would find that even more adorable!
How you would shyly walk up to him to ask him to play a game with you, or shyly show him a drawing you made
His favorite game to play with you would be when you would pretend to be a princess while he pretends to be a knight, saving you
When you turn back to normal, you won't be able to get him to shut up about how "cute and adorable" you were as a kid
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Sorry this took so long! I really liked the idea I just couldnt figure out how to write it. anyway, requests are open again! Feel free to request some stuff!
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