#idiot rambles

[an-idiot-that-cannot-human]

spot the difference challenge: impossible

[itsthatoneidiot]

i feel like im going insane, the last couple of times i listened to fair by the amazing devil, it's sounded different.

i cant really explain it- it sounds more relaxed than it used to. for some reason, the song used to sound really dramatic and now its just so soft

[tumb1rtookmyprophets]

Look, I'm not saying the queer community SHOULD overthrow the government...

I'm just saying that we definitely have enough people that we COULD overthrow the government

Something something, that meme that circulated about how a man in drag with a pink gun is scarier than a sharpshooter, something something, can't catch us all

[mistergear]

i think im gonna make rentry graphics for all of my muse faves so yippee! i'll be making marisa, hakurei, and el_clear next!

[iidiotkid]

Y’know how Hawkmoth uses those little butterflies to create akumas?

It’s almost definitely because they’re at a distance and giving him an all-powerful way to use his powers so early on would make him too OP to ever win against...

But now I have a dumb mental image of Chat Noir fending of Hawkmoth for hours while Ladybug frantically runs around the city looking for a ladybug so she can call for her Lucky Charm.

[mistergear]

geniunely I've been trying to find a job for the past year and besides walmart (the place i quit from 😭) will hire me, no one will even tell me I've been rejected, I've applied to jobs and I just get ghosted. it's fucking hell bc i never had a job (besides helping my parents clean) as a teen so i don't have much experience so no one will hire me. also every fucking job around me besides the same 10 retail jobs that keep putting up applications is some sort of nursing/law/construction work which i am too physically weak for construction and the other 2 you kinda need a degree to even get into it...

not to mention for said degree at this point you'd be throwing your money away, like geniunely i feel like college is useless at this point which sucks so bad bc i actually wouldn't mind trying to go but whats the point of going and putting all this effort for nothing?

also also the one job i recently got an interview with (pizza hut 😐) i literally came in and they were like oh we're not hiring but we'll let you know bc so many people quit like really? go fuck yourself.

it makes me feel so fucking worthless bc we're struggling and i feel like a piece of shit gaming most of my day but literally NO FUCKING JOB WANTS ME. like i even tried the stupid appen website but no one will even take me on there and i think its bc i didn't have my payment set but literally when i tried to set it up it told me oh get your first job then we'll set it up!! like what the fuck

it geniunely drains me so badly.

nobody wants to work anymore

[landscaping-your-mind]

imagine youre at the end of the universe with your best friend, and you panic and shake salt everywhere, which forcibly changes your genre to fantasy. like i would never live that down

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

i feel like when people say "katsuki won't change for you" they mean it like, completely and literally. but tbh i really really don't see it like that.

like yeah, he will never change his personality for anybody. he's still him because if you liked him romantically you'd already know what he's like. but he'd most definitely change his behaviour towards you. ofc im not trynna say he's gonna like do a whole 180 and kiss the ground you walk n shit but like..you're still his partner,, does that make sense ?? like it always confuses me when ppl say stuff like " he wont give you any special treatment he'll treat you like he treats everyone" and to me its like..no.., y'know ?😭 like at the end of the day you are still his partner. you're dating and he loves you so why would he treat you like some rando.

at most i see him like being awkward at the beginning of the relationship when its still new cus he doesnt know what to do (lol loser) but i still know he'd very much try. cus thats the thing youre not just a random you're his person. you're his one and he's obv gonna show you that because otherwise whats the point

m not sayin he's perfect, he's gonna mess up at some points maybe be a bit snappy because that's just how he is and you know that, you knew that when you got with him. BUT you still love him and he still very much loves you and he shows you that and he tries to make it up to you because you're different and he CARESSS!!! thats my whole thing!!!

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

[bi-gwen-stacy]

Haven't been the same before reading this comment

[an-idiot-that-cannot-human]

I’ve been seeing lots of jokes about how asoryuu fans, when asked “well then why does phoenix exist?” just say that one of the two has to be trans - which in their defense is fucking hilarious, but because I’m so so cringe I was wondering; we know ryuu is his ancestor certified but could he share traits with kazuma? THE ANSWER IS YES. OMG ITS YES.

hear me out hear me out hEAR ME OUT

warning there’s some lowkey dgs2 spoilers so be careful

evidence 1: the eyes. the eyeballs, the irises. look at his eyes

phoenix has these gray-brownish eyes (that capcom retconned and made blue in his 3d model - but because for the majority of the series he has these gray ones I ignore that)

guess who has the same eyes!!!

BOOM. amazing, I know.

evidence 2: this one’s kinda weak but the eyebrows. look at those photos and you’ll notice they both have weird arched brows, and so does ryuu, but theirs are more similar, you’ll see what I mean in a second

evidence 3: spiky, choppy ass hair that looks oddly similar when slicked back. coincidence? I THINK NOT

like. look at these concept photos of prosecutor kazuma with his hair slicked back. HE LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE PHOENIX

now obviously phoenix has access to wig-styling grade hair product in “2019” while kazuma had to make do with some pomade but they’re both spiky and the spike origins on their foreheads almost match, it’s just so UGH OMGGGGGG

long story short phoenix wright from the hit game phoenix wright ace attorney has to be somehow related to the asougi bloodline

*mic drop*

[skyrigel]

Simon who's an attention whore. You cooking? So he's clinging on to your neck, grabbing away that spatula and kissing you giddy. You on work ? So he's leaning against the wall, brooding and whining and mewing. You out with your friends? He's sending that Little scratch he got, captioned with, “need kissies now”, he lowkey wants your fuckin' attention all the damn time and he's so shameless about it.

[tumb1rtookmyprophets]

Seeing trolls in discord servers not even spamming slurs or sending disgusting images is so sad

Like, why troll if you're not even gonna put you're whole troll-ussy into it, ya know?

Give it your all or don't bother

[mistergear]

i love trying to ask questions about a game in the game's discord server while the chat is 100% inactive then i promptly get ignored when the chat becomes active a few minutes later

[sausage-rolll]

The quiet tragedy of shadow of the erdtree is playing through the DLC, encountering cross after cross along your journey and slowly coming to the haunting realisation that Miquella, the person you’ve been tailing throughout the entirety of the DLC, the creator of the Haligtree and protector of its denizens, the most fearsome and kind demigod of them all… Is long dead.

He’s not at the divine gates seeking godhood. Not really. The person known as Miquella is buried at the base of each and every cross in the land. Survived only by a few select ailing entities. St. Trina, slowly wilting at the bottom of the world, The Scadutree avatar who inherited his greatrune, and Miquella the Kind at the very peak of Enir-Ilim.

He not only abandoned his flesh, but went so far as to fracture his very soul. His doubts, his fear, his love. All abandoned in an attempt to fashion a perfect god. To right the wrongs of his mother and people and finally bring the world peace.

His flesh, his power, his birthright, his fate, his fear, his doubts, his love… after leaving all that behind, how much of what’s left is actually Miquella?

Miquella may have hurt many people in his quest for godhood, but he himself was never spared from that very same pain. He may have stripped Radahn and Mohg of their dignity and sense of self to fashion into the perfect consort, but he was just as willing to do the same to himself to fashion into the perfect god.

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?