#I love this funky fella sm

[moldowl]

hii hiya hello :33!! *hands u a michael disortion sketch that i'm kinda proud of*

I promise that I'll draw him more funky next time 😔😔

[smilesrobotlover]

I really wanted to draw the fam so here they are :]

[opdchaos]

XD BUT I GET IT I AM OBSESSED WITH NINJAGO ITS A ISSUE-

Woah hello friend

@starsiesss

[bits-n-bobb1es]

First post, what it do!!??

Never posted on here before in my LIFE, so my apologies if this is jank

Was watching a bamsara TROD stream and decided “Yknow what? Fuck it! First fanart in years!!” So here have Narinder and the Lamb, with a little spice on narinder’s weird face open thingy. Funky fellas!! Im super proud of the headshots tbh! I love Narinder’s boss fight sm, and was so very excited to doodle that form. May have been the whole point of the art

I was trying to go for soft and unthreatening for the lamb, like a hidden terror. So kind and gentle with followers, but a fucking MENACE normally. Considered sprinkling a little body horror in there to fit with the game, but thats something for another time!

May or may not be in the process of creating my first ever fan au, so if you vibe with this art stay tuned!! Its kind of a prologue thing? Set in the universe, but not centered around nari and lamb as much. Still developing, so Ill prob post the refs once I have a clear idea of what im doing >:)

Love these goobers, so expect more of em :D

[mondaymelon]

*points 🎤 at you* favorite pjsk song/s ? 👀 mine are : at god’s mercy , bitter choco decoration , & self-inflicted colorlessness hehe 🥰

OH. SO MANY!!!

AHEM.

okay its not out on en servers but... the akitoya cover of tokio funka!! absolute bangerrrrr

also. the shinonome siblings singing salamander!! love that song AND the mv is all so MMMMM.

heheheh can you tell who my fave is yet

ohohohohohoh and soudatta! the leadup to the chorus is so funky with all the minor notes and it just sounds real silly and I LOVE SILLY

more. uhm more. okay

milk crown on sonnetica !!!

PHONY!! loved this song sm before it came out so its a given

venom + bug because karikibear is one of my favorite artists!! all of their songs are so damn gooooooooodddd and bug and venom were already some of my favorites sooo

ussewa!! i love hate this song because i keep missing one damn note thats preventing me from fc it and its the same note every single time istg this has happened more than three times already

otome dissection (didnt really know about it at first but a va of a character i like made a cover of it and suddenly all my thoughts have changed!!)

EGO ROCK. THIS SONG IS SO SILLY AND I KNOW THE DANCE TO IT LMAO

ALIEN ALIEN another really siilly song, i like silly songs

k i n g. omg the vocals for this are just so insane

ifuudoudou. ik the lyrics are a lil... mmm, but like. yk that one mv with xiao and albedo and scara dancing to it. i was at a friends house and we played it on loop for like an hour and i danced to it like the silly fella i am. also the first song i fced so like. hhaha

E C H O . OHHHHH THIS IS SUCHA dAM NGOOD SONG I JUST WISH THEY HAD AN AKITOYA COVER OF IT. LIKE 99 PERCENT OF THESE SONGS IVE ALREADy hAd IN MY PLAYLIST WHCIH JUST MADE ME SOOO HYPE ABOUT THEM ADDING THEM TO THE GAME

im writing too much. lemme real quick just dispense a few more

the vampire, BRING IT ON, tale of the eep sea lily, ROKI (MAFU AND SORARU COVER SO L O. S) DarlingDance, villain, bitter choco decoration, world's end dancehall + unknown mother goose + ura-omote lovers + rolling girl because wowaka is a legend, your adventure log has vanished!, law-evading rock because tsukasa swears in it im pretty sure, into the night because mmm. depression, newly edgy idols (I KNOW THE ENTIRE DANCE TO IT. I DO SHIZUKU'S PART) , tondemo wonderz even though my fingers fail to cooperate, lower one's eyes... yeah ill end it here.

[dearest-painter]

I've come with fluff for Daki! Reader

When they were kids, Miguel would always hug her close with straw blanket to keep them warm

( The gif is how they used to cuddle )

Also, I like to think the other uppermoons + Muzan exist, so their also platonic yanderes for Daki! Reader.

Miguel and Daki! Reader thinks that the other upper ranks are their family because they never treated them like dirt.

Douma would be the father figure to them both ( he was the one to turn them into demons )

Akaza is the older brother figure to both of them

Hantengu + His clones are just besties with Daki! Reader ( miguel thinks the clones are bad influences )

Kokushibo and Muzan are platonic yanderes for only Daki! Reader

Miguel and Daki! Reader don't like Gyokko

☆★

I really love this au sm <333

Same here I love this au :]]] anyways here’s some scenarios with Daki!Reader and maybe Miguel on which person!

Douma:He was the one to teach you to how to use your powers and what to watch out for when he turned you two into demons. Everyone often sees you and Miguel with him with you usually taking a nap as you tired from the spider societies shit. Now no one can really say shit about you two as they know Douma or the other demons will beat and kill them :)

Akaza:He is much more gentler to you and while he is gentle to Miguel just not the same amount of gentleness as he and Miguel play fight while you only play fight with very few people. He definitely lets you two sleep on him and he’ll do both of your hairs. When you were still a young demon you called him “Big Aza!” As You didn’t know how to pronounce his name yet and he loved it

Hantengu + Clones(Funky fellas):You definitely have accidentally stepped on Hangtengu when he was small since you keep forgetting he shrinks, Miguel laughs at it. The clones definitely let you get on their back but their extra careful as they don’t wanna harm you. Miguel will carry them randomly since he finds it funny

Muzan and Kokushibo:Muzan often lets you rest your head on his lap as you take a nap and he will play with your hair as it makes you extra sleepy :3. Kokushibo taught you how to use a sword just for extra safety. While neither of them care for Miguel they won’t attack him as they know he’s the only person you truly care for and you will feel alone if Miguel died so their protecting you both but only for your happiness

[the-force-awakens]

top 5 very minor sequels characters?

*claps my hands together giddily* my time to shine, thanks Casey! Honestly it's going to be the hardest to narrow down solely to just five. I'm only going to be including characters from the films (otherwise this would be a very different list) and I'm running on the basis that they don't have a huge role in affecting the plot and primarily function as background characters (so no Paige or Zorii or Kaydel on this list, but know that I adore them)

Snap Wexley. Although technically my love for Snap is definitely born a little bit out of the Poe comics, I still adore the moments we get of him in the movies, rare as they are. That quick little shot at the end of tfa where we see him and Poe looking excitedly at each other in the bg when the map is complete? I adore them both so much. Shout out to Poe's canon bestie, and also bigger shout out to Lego Star Wars: Skywalker Saga for going "he's fine nothing happened on Exegol what the fuck are you talking about"

Tallie Lintra. MY LOVE. MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED I'M SO SORRY THAT EMO ASS BLEW UP THE HANGAR YOU WERE IN...anyway, I just love the vibe that Tallie gives off in her few scenes we see of her. Plus an A-Wing pilot?? FUCK YEAH. I'm always gonna adore A-Wing pilots (I have a soft spot for A-Wings, my dad gave me a toy A-Wing as a kid)

C'ai Threnalli. I just love C'ai. Running theme here in that all my faves are pilots (is anyone shocked? I mean, really?). He seems like an absolute sweetie. I love the canon details we got of him outside the movie as well - that he's one of Poe's frequent wingman and understands Poe pretty well/they're close because of it, and that C'ai doesn't speak Basic. Also the hug between him and Poe at the end of tlj is SO SOFT and sWEET I love it sm. I also just realized a couple weeks ago that you can actually hear Poe say his name, so I finally know how to pronounce it (it's said like Kai)

Beaumont Kin. Beaumont you funky little autism, you. I love the fact that his scenes in tros is just him infodumping about his special interest. This man was a professor before he joined the Resistance? He's estranged from his shitty family, has a special interest in the old republic (and altho now it's not on wookieepedia i swear at one point it was canon he had visited like - some sith planets to take a look at the historical sites).

Captain Canady. The one and only First Order fella to make the list. Why is he on here? Because for reasons unknown even to me, I love him? He's so exasperated in the like....five minutes of screentime he has in tlj, and looks like he's 0.5 seconds away from materializing off that dreadnought onto the Finalizer to throttle Hux, which is...valid as hell, and funny as fuck to watch.

Honorable Mentions (some of whom felt a little too plot relevant to include): Larma D'Acy, Wrobie Tyce (another pilot, also D'Acy's wife!), Jessika Pava, KALONIA my beloved I'm sorry you couldn't fit into the list, Peazy (PZ-4CO), Ushos S. Statura, Aftab Ackbar, Taslin Brance, and whole lot more because I want to fit the entire Resistance into my pocket to keep them safe. I love them deeply.

Ask me my top five anything!

[justaduckarts]

Happy v-day! We had to steal your glasses for a sec because overwise no duck aggreed to come closer to microphone uwu

This reaction image once again relevant

TWAY OMG OMG THIS IS SO FLIPPING CUTE?!?!?! THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love it I love ducks sm omg the funky fellas :') <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Sobbing, screaming, kicking my feet emotionally healed <3

[d1stortedsky]

I'm going to scream in reblogs rather than tags bc I have Too Much To Say for tags

It's under a read more bc oh my god I yelled so much

Your designs for them are so so cute and incredible I love them so much oh my god

Kier and Dev being nether imps??? That's so so cool I'm obsessed with them and I can't wait to see your post about the imp subspecies!!!!

SHAPESHIFTER BOOSFER YEAHHHH!!! I am so so not normal about Boosfer being a shapeshifter that's so so amazing I love it. He's also so very silly I love him sm

Jack!!!!! And Baablu!!!!! Oh I love your Jack design so so much he's literally my favorite color crew member he's so silly and adorable aaaaaaaa!!!! Baablus design?? With the cape and the crown??? Absolute chefs kiss I love it it looks so good??

Bubbos design oh my god he's so funky I love him!!! He's an enchanted slime!!!! That's so fun!!!! I have no words I just love him so much!!! The little antenna <3

Qndres oh my god oh my god oh my god I adore him so so much!!!!! I love gargoyles so much so qndres being one is so!!!!! He's so neat I love him I love him I love him!!!!

Fantst!!!! And Vitjok!!! And Yello!!!! I love their designs so very much they're so so cute oh my god!!! Fantst is a little axolotl!!!! WITH A LITTLE HAT!!!! Vitjok is so so fluffy and he looks so friendly??? Idk I can't word well,,, he looks like he'd give me a hug and it would be so soft and warm!!!! AND YELLO OH MY GOD!!! He's a coyote!!!! I love those silly fellas sm!!! He's usually drawn as a wolf so seeing someone do something different is so so cool and I love it sm!!!

Overall obsessed with these designs I Will be doodling them I adore them so so much aaaaaa!!!

I could say so much more but I don't word well just know that I love these designs so so much!!!

oh lird. heres my color crew ref line up + height chart ! (measured by top of head, horns, ears, hats, and/or antenna dont count!) click for better quality :3 umm click read more for character profiles if ur interested in that! :>

so my kier and dev designs r actually nether imps!! imps being a lesser kind of demon. kier is from a species of imps called crimson forest imp, and likewise dev is a warped forest imp. I have a lot of notes on the two subspecies of imps and their culture that i will probably have to keep to a different post as it's A Lot (can you tell im so autistic over this.)

boosfer.. you may think hes an angel or hails from the end but its actually a lot more complicated than that! no one really knows where hes from and hes technically considered a shapeshifter and can honestly take whatever form he wants (therefore making any design he is drawn as considered canon!) hes probably some kind of demi god honestly. trickster god type beat

jack and baablu are both enderian! jack being a warped forest enderman (subspecies of enderman that live in warped forests. if that wasnt obvious) and baablu... im not so sure. i know i want him to be from the end but not an enderman. possibly some kind of enderman off shoot like jack ? or rare mutation ? idk. regardless. guys from the end!

bubbo and qndres are both what one may consider "enchanted" individuals. in bubbo's case moreso a curse? depends on how you look at it. he was once a human player who was enchanted in some way to become a slime! but since he is enchanted he has special properties like enhancing potion effects when he drinks them :)

as for qndres, he was never human but there was a time where he was not sentient. a very long time ago he was a stone gargolye enchanted to come to life. he can enter a state of hibernation that lasts hundreds of years and will usually embed himself in a wall or sit in a cave when he does, reverting back to a solid stone. he actually met the rest of the color crew when they were doing a manhunt and found his sleeping form carved into the wall of a spawner dungeon (and accidentally woke him up)

as for fantst vitjok and yello... they are most simply anthropomorphic creatures. fantst an axolotl, vitjok a moth, and yello a coyote. not much else i can say about them!!

hey if you scrolled this far thanks for reading all this :) i have lots of thoughts about the color crew (special interest!) and if u want to talk about them to me please please pleaasseeee do not hesitate i will become so insane.

[kogglyuffs]

black n white

[whack-patty]

Mr S 🧡❤️ What kind of bird is he?? Does he have characteristics of the type of bird he is?

IM SO GLAD YALL LIKE HIM IM HAVING SM FUN WITH THIS FELLA

He's a flame bowerbird! All of my bowerbird knowledge comes from like, two videos and a couple of wiki searches heho

Bowerbirds build funky little houses and collect colorful objects to try and catch the ladies attention!

SO OF COURSE this wealthy little successful author has put together a lavish home full of bright and colorful objects that he just LOOOOOOOVES to show off. (((He is the only one living here and it feels rather empty sometimes but he'll never let you know that)))

I haven't designed his house yet so enjoy these random screenshots of fancy houses

He's also a collector!

Bowerbirds tend to have favorite colors! I noticed a lot of them really like cobalt blue--flame bowerbirds (from my minimal research) tend to dance more than they collect, but Mr S for sure collects fun little things :^) he really likes cobalt blue things but he doesn't feel too confident in how he looks wearing that color, so he surrounds himself by green instead. Buuuuut he's starting up a blue collection somewhere in his mansion...

He's a bit over the top material living wise and I'm trying to decide if he's a gift giver 🤔 if could be funny

He also. Of friggin course because I thought it was hilarious. Has a ton of funky little bird body language

Behold this video

Based on the funny little dances these guys do, I decided sneep snorp:

- dilates his eyes differently

- waves his hands/wings a lot to get peoples attention

- vibrates like a phone sometimes. Just when he's hyped. Brrrrr

- PUFFS HIS LITTLE FEATHERS UP WHEN HE'S EXCITED

- likes to dance. he is not good at it but he sure does love to wiggle and boogie

- he's just twitchy in general, like small birds tend to be

I've ran out of room for images but I'll que up some doodles I've done about these little quirks for ya :^)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK BY THE WAY YOU ARE SO VERY SWEET

[cognitosclowns]

can i get some uhhhh nsfw myc x male reader headcanons 👉👈

ITS MONSTERFUCKER TIME BABEYYYY

BIG WIGGLY TENTACLES HERE, MINORS DNI

explicit!! very explicit!! also Tw for : Drugs/drug use (the effects of his funky slime specifically <3)

OH there is so much to be done with this fella so I'm gonna break this shit down smdnsd

he knows you’re crushing on him before you know you’re crushing on him.

And he’ll point it out shamelessly. Straight up come into your office and ask for a hookup.

he’s 4000 years old shame doesn’t exist anymore smdns.

Somehow the constant knowledge that he’s in your head is,, kinda,,, attractive?

Because yes, he’s always in your head. Whether passively sorting through your thoughts, or actively digging through your subconscious to see what makes you tick, he is in your mind.

This can definitely be used to your advantage if you have a particularly active imagination <3 the more intensely someone is focusing on a thought, the easier he’s able to sense it!

Specifically requesting the office right above his room? Better yet, above The Gang’s office? Spending your lunch break running through fantasies about him? Jacking off during lunch, purposefully keeping images of him in your mind with the sole intent of him seeing them? 

Listen you may just get an unexpected visitor, and a free trip to his Collection Lab <3

 Actually having sex with Myc??

Just,, the most wild experience?

the sensation is unlike anything. Everything is squishy and warm? There’s this fantastic full-bodied tingling like a shiver when his tendrils start excreting their fluid?

You’ll be coated in it by the time you’re done. very smooth! suspiciously similar to Aloe Vera smdnsm

Depending on how much you can take, you may find yourself stretched a frankly ridiculous amount. he will fill any and every hole you’d like <3

It’s also a very long experience. He likes to draw things out - deep down, he really loves seeing you absolutely ruined after hours of being railed by his tentacles

okay maybe not that deep down cause he’ll probably talk about that while he fucks you, but still!

The most vocal man in the world (most vocal mushroom? sndsb)

not in a moaning sort of way, more so in a talkative way? He’s a complete motor mouth in bed. Constant comments about your thoughts, the way your body’s reacting, that cute look on your face when he twists his tendrils? No filter, you’re getting the full lay down.

He’s a confident little bastard is what he is! He can quite literally feel the way your brain lights up when he does something you like, and he’s gonna use that to his advantage <3

That’s actually half the fun for him tbh - being able to feel the way his movements affect you? the way your brain goes entirely blank after a certain point, into just a mess of shapes and ideas? <3 fucking the brains outta you is his greatest joy

He’s more than happy to take control - it’s much easier that way!! Literally just lay there, his tentacles will do the work!!

‘honey, my whole body is an erogenous zone’ aka touch him anywhere!! don’t be shy, he’s very durable. Squeeze, bite, scratch, pull - you aren’t gonna do any lasting damage, and if you do it’s just gonna heal back in a few days anyways

Besides, he knows people can have pretty extreme reactions to the kind of stimulation he can provide <3 he doesn’t mind if you need to cling to him

BASTARD BASTARD COCKY BASTARD <3 i love him sm anon. I hope these were okay!! Lmk if you had smth else in mind!!

[trantrumsfromthevoid]

Twilight Advent ‘22

Day 15 (12.15.22) - “Tell us about a Twilight OC you love (your own or someone else's).”

This is gonna be a long post, so just beware.

About ... mmm, seven or eight years ago now, I came up with the idea of Crew Bishop. I firmly believe Leah should have a happy ending and since SM won’t give her one, I’m more than happy to do so. Crew has, in turn, become very near and dear to my heart and I haven’t finalized every detail just yet. Leah has always been one of my favorite characters within the Saga and I desperately want her to have a happy ending that doesn’t involve imprinting on some random fella. Imprinting is a whole ‘nother gripe I have with SM.

This is gonna be part Leah headcanon, part Crew headcanon.

So about two years after everything happens in “Breaking Dawn,” Leah fully accepts there’s nothing to keep her in La Push/Forks: Sue eventually moves in with Charlie, Seth is working on himself (see my Day 12 post), and Jacob has Renesmee his own life. Even Sam and Emily have moved on with their lives with a recent wedding. Leah decides it’s time to move to “big city” Seattle, finds a really cool apartment downtown, and a job at a funky little hole-in-the-wall coffee shop. She absolutely loves her co-workers and they’ve formed this unconventional family unit; wherein everyone meets once a month for raucous “family style” dinners and game nights. Once or twice a year her bosses will treat them to a really nice dinner out.

After a year in Seattle she decides to take classes at the local community college where she majors in American Indian Studies and minors in folklore. She also has a “side gig” as a freelance writer: submitting loosely veiled stories about her life, what it’s like growing up on a reservation, some short stories; yada yada yada. She continues to phase about once a month, but she’s not really sure why she does it. She tells herself it’s to keep her pack connection to Jacob and Seth going. But, truly, she doesn’t know why she continues to phase. Other than providing some stress relief.

About three years after moving to Seattle Leah’s at the coffee shop on her day off, working on a paper for one of her classes. Next thing she knows, some “idiot” (her words) spills their coffee all over her notes. She’s ready to rip them apart until she looks into the face of the most gorgeous man she’s ever seen. A second ago she was furious, ready to yell at them; now she can’t remember her own name. For a split second she wonders if she’s just imprinted (spoiler: she hasn’t).

Crew Bishop, my OC, apologizes profusely and they get to chatting. He offers to buy her a coffee as a way to apologize, she allows it (she doesn’t tell him she works here and gets her coffee for free, naturally), and they really seem to hit it off. Crew is a recent transplant from his hometown of Sheridan, Wyoming. He was raised by a single mom, along with an older sister, after his father abandoned the family when he was five. He moved to Seattle about nine months ago after being left at the altar the year prior and wanted a completely fresh start. One sleepless night he was watching Captain Fantastic and thought it would be a cool place to live. He’s a veterinarian and works at the Seattle Aquarium. He obviously gets along really well with Seth and while Sue loves the fact that her daughter is finally happy, she’s a little weary of him.

Where Leah’s cautious, a homebody, and slightly embittered (although, since moving to Seattle she’s lost some of that), Crew is gregarious, energetic, and vibrant. While he’s had some shitty luck, he tries very hard not to let it get to him. He’s the ray of sunshine to Leah’s dark cloud. They remain friends for a few weeks, doing things with mutual friends or simply just hanging out together, they “officially” start dating about six weeks after they meet. After a year, they move in together.

They get married a year after moving in together (those details haven’t really been finalized yet but it’s probably a small “no frills” ceremony with immediate family and a few friends) and end up having two kids about five years after meeting. The pregnancy was a complete surprise to Leah; because of her phasing she was never sure if it would be an option. Which, pretty soon after they “officially” started dating she told Crew everything: her “family history,” her phasing, and  whether or not she’d be able to have kids. She wanted to know whether that would be a “deal-breaker” for Crew. Which, obviously, it wasn’t.

So, yeah. That’s my lovely little Twilight OC. If you’ve made it this far, thanks for reading all my rambles. Hopefully you enjoyed it.

[cheyningdiamond]

Ma'am may I please have some mag Hank h*nd h*lding

Kidding anyway have another one of these fellas, love them funky chitlins

I know I'm completely incorrect on Goh's personality but heeheehoohoo tax fraud amirite

Have a good day akdhakdjskd 💖💖💖

aAAAAAAAA I LOVE THAT UR DRAW THEM SM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERE U GO HAV MAG HANKK

[aiamongus]

(ooc) FORZEN MY BOY MBWNBDHDBD POLYGONS NO oh my gosh hello I love u two's funnymen especially this funky fella <3 this blog gives me so much serotonin it's unbelievable

[ I’m glad u enjoy our blog 🥺🥺🥺 thank u sm for your kind words! ]

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

The Leppard Albums: A Summary

(inspired by Every Beatles Album)

Happy Saturday night everyone

The Def Leppard EP

Joe is 19 and just wants to ride a motorcycle okay

Groupie fantasy

Zeppelin lyrics meet Rush with an underappreciated bass line

On Though the Night

IT'S!!! ROCK!!! N ROLL!!! BABEY!!!

Joe is 20 and just really doesn't wanna work in a factory anymore okay

pls D; girl D; stop D; hiding D; your D; pain!!

another... groupie fantasy... I think? ...???

Leppard in Space

Joe is 20 and just wants to write something edgy okay leave him alone

STEVE 👏👏👏 FUCKING 👏👏👏 CLARK!!!! 👏👏🔥👏🔥👏👌👌

the original groupie fantasy but it's been re-recorded

girl?? make up?? your mind???

let's be mysteriously edgy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zeppelin lyrics meets Rush but it's been re-recorded (but don't worry they still kept the underappreciated bass line)

High N Dry

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it

we have Mutt Lange now and this is the song that proves it

drONK TIEM

betcha didn't think we could write a ballad, did ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STÊVË!!!!! 👏👏👏👏 FÜCKÎÑ!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 C L Ã R K!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👌👌🤙👏👌🔥👌🎉🎉

underappreciated and that's all there is to it

noooo don't go you're too mysterious and sexy hahhaha

oh god Dx oh god no Dx we don't sound like this anymore we swear Dx

betcha thought we stopped writing Beowulf-esque pop songs didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

🚫🚫⛔👎🚫🙅‍♂️👎🚫⛔🙅‍♂️⛔ *Joe tearing his throat up for 2 solid minutes*

Pyromania

IT'S ROCK!!!!!! N ROLL!!!! BABEY!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!! AGAIN!!!!! 😆😆😆

the Classic Rock Fandom™ in a nutshell 😓

INTRODUCING PHIL 👌👌👌 FUCKING👏👏 COLLEN 🔥🔥🔥

betcha thought we abandoned the idea of doing a ballad didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Joe's back at it again with the edgy songs and is getting a lot better at it too

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ∆ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gunter 🙃 Glieben 🙃 Glauchen 🙃 Globen

the most underappreciated song on this whole entire fucking list sorry I don't make the rules

Alright, WHO in this band wants to be in a porno >:C

Joe's back at it yet again with the edgy songs but it's even BETTER this time

Hysteria

Girls Girls Girls ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS ANAKIN

🎸we!!! fucking!!! love!!!! glam rock!!!!!! and african drum rhythms!!!!!!!!!🥁

we're not furries we swear we're just kinky D: also fuck you DJs here's some false endings

we haven't made a ballad that HURTS yet so here we go (with an underappreciated bass line)

the song that invented "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" (AKA when you cram for a test the minute before and end up getting 100%)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)😏( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)😏( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

S T E V E 😭👏👏 F U C K I N 😭😭😭 C L A R K 👏👏👏😭👏😭

nooo don't shoot me you're too kinky hahaha

a song about rioting and being #punk, but the only crime the man singing it has ever committed was getting a speeding ticket when he was 19/20

oh. oh shit. oh god. holy shi- I can't believe... ...we just accidentally made the most perfect song to ever exist :o like seriously- people are achieving nirvana as we speak I'm not joking I think we went too far with the perfection this time guys

THIS SONG IS ABOUT S E X AND WE AIN'T BEING SHY ABOUT IT EITHER LET'S FUCKIN GO BABE-

Don't 👏 give 👏 me 👏 love 👏

Adrenalize

gkKLglldlflhlADKSLALLFLSS 😆😆😆

I fucking love my wife uWu

fkKMglgllsLLslgflephpGLDLPT 😆(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)😆

We're just gonna get extremely romantic and passionate for 4 minutes and 3 seconds if that's alright with you (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

this album was the most painful thing any of us have ever had to do, so here's the most serious song we've ever done to date. Steve ✊ Fucking ✊ Clark ✊ -n-

now that our mental breakdown is over, we're gonna get extremely passionate and romantic again but for a lil longer this time aiight 🤙

one of us has a protection/ownership kink but we're not gonna tell you who

you know what this album needs? a little bit more pain

we're layin down the line (and by that we mean we want sex)

we're layin down the line pt.2 (we still want sex btw)

Retro Active

Beowulf songs are back babey 🤙

I'll say that again if I have to^

we!!! still!!! fucking!!! love!!!! glam rock!!!!! we even covered something to prove it!!!!!!

Joe has now officially mastered ballads

I fucking love my wife part 2: she's a badass top

While Joe was off mastering ballads, Phil studied the blade

We covered something else bc again!!! we fucking!!! love!!! glam!!!

We rewrote Joe's motorcycle song bc we now realize it was cringe af (and it was an excuse for Joe to talk to Ian Hunter so that made him happy)

Joe has now officially mastered edgy/serious songs

it's a total bop but oh god. No. Please. No. Oh God. No. Don't. Please. No. Pls. No. Oh god. Don't.

This should've been on Adrenalize and you can Fight Me On That

Phil studies the blade (electric version)

Joe masters ballads (electric version)

Vault (there's only one new song on here so that's all I'm doing)

babe nooooo D';

Slang

Epic edgelords part 1

Epic edgelords part 2: Phil wrote it this time

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it Volume 2: Electric Bugaloo

soft breakdown :'c

hOT DOGGITY DAMN JOE'S VOICE HOLY HELL TAKE ME N- *clears throat* I mean introducing Vivian Campbell :3 aND THERE'S A BASS SOLO MMMM 🤤🤤👌 THIS SONG IS JUST SEXY FUCKIN LIFT ME UP AND-

Phil's marriage isn't going too well

in fact, no one's marriages are going too well

severely underrated bop

We're still not over Steve's death and we never will be :c

Joe makes edgy ballads his bitch yet again 👏👏

severely underrated banger 🔥🔥🔥

Euphoria

wE STILL MAKE FAST BOPS IN CASE YOU FORGOT 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Holy shit I didn't know Joe could hit a note that high

The 90s sucked for us but we'rE STILL HERE BICH 🖕

Can we pls give Sav more songwriting space on albums thx 😭💗

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it Volume 3: Even Sluttier This Time 😏

totally different from everything we've ever done and WE 👏 MADE IT 👏 OUR 👏 EDGY 👏 BITCH

uwu but it's sad so it's actually umu

partying like it's 1999- oh wait, it actually is 1999

*hugs Viv and scREEEEEEEEAAAMMS*

Phil studied the blade and attacks you with it

*gets escorted into the back of a police car* IM GUILTY!! I'M GUILTY!!! I'M NOT INNOCENT!!! 😫😫😫

whatever edginess we couldn't fit into Paper Sun we put into this song instead

we're entering the new millennium as Kings and there's nothing you can do about it 👑🖕

X (Ten)

Stand on a balcony at sunset when you listen to this one

(insert Vizzini saying "INCONCEIVABLE" here)

the big UwU

I got ghosted and it’s actually a lot more dark and depressing than I thought also I wish I was never awake

soft and edgy and sad acoustic dads

F-U-C-K SPELLS F- I mean L-O-V-E spells love uWu

babe nOOOooO I'm sorry I suck so much DD;

this sounds like out if Work It Out and Day After Day had a kid

we're gonna have a Funky Good Time whether you like it or not 😎

E D G E L O R D S 2 0 0 2

we can't decide if we want this album to be edgy or uwu so we're gonna make it both

the same passion as Tonight but less sexy and more (you guessed it) uwu

E D G E L O R D S 2 0 0 2 P A R T 2

Betcha thought our emo phase was over didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yeah!

bops have been and will ALWAYS be something we have mastered- even if the song we're playing isn't ours

SAV'S TIME TO SHINE

betcha thought we couldn't cover a Blondie song, did ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil's just getting nostalgic about London it's fine 👍

don't worry joe's still sCREAMIN

in which we make this song a million times better than the original

WE LOVE ROXY MUSIC SO MUCH WE CANTEXPLAINWEJUSTLOVEHEMRMFLGPHPH

we're letting Joe have his moment ok just let him have this 👨‍🎤

yeah we like Free- so whAT??

okay NOW we're letting Joe have his real moment- he's been waiting for this moment ever since he was like 12 okay just. let him. have this just. this one time. pls.

in which we confuse literally everyone by making them think this is a song that we wrote

we just need ONE more bop, okay? Just ONE more we swear then we'll stop being fanboys (for now...)

we'll be right back, it's Bow Down To Thin Lizzy Hour

*Phil tearing up his throat for 4 and a half solid minutes*

Songs From The Sparkle Lounge

this one's actually kinda dark and heavy? :o

honky tonk time 🤠🤙

FINALLY ONE OF SAV'S SONGS IS THE MOST POPULAR SONG OFF AN ALBUM 🙏🙏🙏🙏😩

FINALLY WE HAVE MORE SAV MATERIAL I LOVE IT SM ;∆; !!!!

Phil's songs are severely underrated tho pls give them more attention

it's time for one (1) badass religious song and if you don't like it then you can Fuck Off kindly 🙃

This whole album is "Songs That Were Written By Phil and Viv and Sav" heaven

I think sometimes people forget that we, even as a band, are fans of the Classic Rock Fandom™ too, and we feel the same pain as the other fans :'^)🤙

Joe's three minutes of fame on this album

Joe's three minutes of fame on this album part 2

Viv's songs are severely underrated tho pls give them more attention

Mirror Ball (bonus tracks)

we grabbed fate by the balls and screamed fUCK YOU 🖕🖕

We are still Kings™ in case anyone was wondering 👑🖕

✨PHIL BELIEVES!!!! IN!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!✨

Def Leppard (Self Titled 2015)

Is this song about playing a live show? Probably. Is it also about having a fight? Is it also about angry sex? The world may never know.

Okay this one just absolutely SLAPS, periodt.

bootleg Another One Bites The Dust

*SOBBING* THEY'RE ALL SINGING LEAD I'M-

being badass, That's The Power Of Love

don't worry, we still know how to be Poetically Edgy

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm *bump bump* hooked on a feeeeling

I've Got a Spiritual Romantic Boner

Can't Keep Away From The Flame edginess gets crossed with some Zeppelin charm and badassery

someone in this band is fucking piSSED 😠😠😠😠

we're gonna @ someone tonight fellas

sAV OH MY GOD BABYYYYY 😰😰😭😭😭😭 DO YOU NEED A HUG

what if we tried to cross newer Metallica with Nickelback 🤔

what if we turned this into We All Need Christmas three years from now... 🤔

Bonus: Personal Jesus/We All Need Christmas

Viv really wanted to cover ABBA but everyone said no so he settled for cowboy goth™ instead

What better man to write a warm and fuzzy Christmas song than the warm and fuzziest man alive (Sav)