#I love himbo and bimbo solidarity

[princemick]

HANGMAN and COYOTE // Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

[tyunderful]

[addictedtocats741]

Random Bakusquad Headcanons

I am suffering bakusquad brain rot and ignoring canon so....enjoy.

Squad featuring: Bakugou, Kirishima, Mina, Kaminari and Sero (a little bit of Jirou sprinkled in for flavor)

Disclaimer: These are a little unhinged and aren't very cohesive.

The entire squad have tempers, Bakugou's is just the worst. The rest of them are just better at controlling theirs.

Kirishima is Kaminari's biggest hype man. Only the bakusquad are allowed to call Kaminari dumb and Kirishima will proudly stand up for his best bro.

Kirishima has a super messy room, he just spreads all his stuff out and it gets cluttered super fast. Sero and Kaminari are constantly teasing him for it and Bakugou is the one who actually forces him to clean it.

Bakugou is like Mina's older brother, if you want to get to her you've gotta get through him first.

Mina is practically untouchable because of how protective her boys are

MINA CALLS THE SQUAD HER BOYS!!!

Mina isn't as fearless as people make her out to be, she's a normal teenage girl with insecurities but the boys really hype her up and help boost her confidence when she's feeling down.

Mina loves the guys but she HAS to have her girl time with Tsu, Jirou and Hagakure

Mina will always be feminine and a girly girl, she loves being around the guys but she loves the power that being a girl has.

Mina and Kirishima Himbo and Bimbo Solidarity

Sero is literally the mom friend, he constantly pulls them out of making bad decisions.

Kaminari steals Kirishima's hoodies.

Stealing clothes from Kiri has become a Thing.

Kiri has a new hoodie? Boom that's Kaminari's. New head band? Bakugou will be taking that.

Bakugou swears up and down he hates them all but he is super overprotective of them.

Bakugou helps Mina with picking outfits, even if he swears he hates doing it.

Mina and Bakugou paint each other's nails.

That one video of the girl taking off her false eyelash and the boy just being scared shitless...its canon your honor. That's Mina and the Boys.

Jirou calling Kaminari and Kirishima dunderheads (with love)

Despite Jirou and Mina having complete opposite fashion styles, they try to share clothes as often as they can.

[ratt-teeth]

I love making new ocs for absolutely no reason :) they don’t have names yet but I’ve been calling them Loverboy and Hatergirl

they’re in love. theyd kill each other with big rocks. theyre in a qpr. they share a brain cell. theyre divorced. theyre inseparable. theyre friends with benefits. theyre bi4bi. theyre bimbo/himbo solidarity. they’re the hottest sluts on the block. theyre insufferable.

[thisbrilliantsky]

listen i kno louisa may wasnt as woke as she thought she was and didnt unpack ANYTHIng about racism but yall WE can

[wildemount-witch]

God I love how much Opal and Dariax are sharing one single braincell. They are out here surviving on their charm and sweet faces alone. Himbo bimbo solidarity. I am obsessed with them. They’re everything.

[searenbound]

You were saying bimbo and himbo solidarity. So how bout this

Bakugou is sat on his bed cross legged a textbook next to him he's studying writing up in the book in his lap. Kiri was in his dorm already just watching him study he had just go back from a workout sweat dripping down his chest. He stands up joining him on the bed before long you enter you had just been down the hall changing in your dorm cause you wanted some nice fresh clothes.

You lay down next to him Kiri's hand already on his thigh while he talks your hand trailing his abs. He whines pulling away from the both of you "Awe come on you look so pretty when studying such a good boy don't you think you deserve a nice break a little reward"

You wrap your arms around and Kiri takes away his supplies.

The arguement ends with Bakugou laying on the bed whining and moaning overstimulated as you bounce on his dick Kiri fucking him stood towering behind you as he watches you his eyes fall shut with a moan he cries out "Oh my god I'm cumming again please it's enough please I'll take more breaks with you"

After your done he curls up on you chest after you all get cleaned up faces buried in your chest as he tries to claim that he's not a baby to Kiri who pulls him back into his lap hugging his waist "You're our baby and we don't care we love babying you" he slept that night faced buried in your chest arms around you Kiri's arms around him mumbling and muttering about how he loves you

/sorry it got a bit long

First don’t apologize I love long ones like this

Second I’m giggling like the menace I am at the thought of tag teaming and over stimulating Bakugou with Kirishima.

I’ll try to write a proper piece for this later because I haven’t seen a lot of fics like this around and it sounds like fun.

I’m thinking of him just wanting a quiet night with his partners. Maybe it’s been a long week of hero work and training on top of trying to maintain his grades so he can graduate at the top of his class, but that doesn’t give him much room for himself or them so of course they get a little handsy.

He’s so pretty and handsome and his reactions are always the best and the just can’t help it if their hands start to wonder. Or if his little whimper he definitely tried to hide reminded of how long it’s been since the last heard his pretty sounds and fills both their heads with dirty thoughts and memories.

It also can’t be helped, nor is he the weak willed one here at least he’d insist on that being true, that they have the hardest to say no to pouts and it’s practically impossible when both are looking at him like that and telling him how attractive he is and how much they want to make him feel good and he knows he should get back to studying and probably get them to study too.

It has been a while though, and it’s not like he can’t study later. Plus his girlfriend and boyfriend would look like kicked puppies for the rest of the night and probably won’t study much anyways at that point.

Fuck it, it’s the weekend anyways.

So what if he ends up under both of them not being sure who he should be focused on because he’s getting it from both ends and everything is blurring together and he’s pretty sure this one is like the third or fourth, maybe fifth? Who knows, he’s lost count of how many times he’s cum now, but he doesn’t have it in him to keep up his usual bratty attitude and just wants to be spoiled and pampered a little bit after such an overwhelming experience.

And of course they’re happy to cater to him. Anything for their grumpy boyfriend who loves them so much and accepts how much love they both have to give and never gets tired of it even if he tries to act like it’s an annoyance to him.

[jfks-phat-cheeks]

ok but like imagine jfk with a girlfriend thats exactly like him but does well academically, like a hornknee himbo but good at science or something like that

the flavour

would be emmaculate

Ah yes. Himbo/bimbo/thembo solidarity in this house my friends. I love it. Sorry this is kinda short!

Jfk With A Reader That’s Like Him

Both of you were probably really good friends before you started dating truth be told. They say opposites attract but similarly is what brings you together.

You went on as friends for a long time until one day it just clicked that you both should have been dating the entire time.

Jfk and you will be chilling out in public and one of you would see an attractive person and go “How fast can you get that persons number?” Or just pointing out people you both find attractive in general

The reason I think your relationship would be very comfortable and secure with each other that you could point out people that you both find attractive and joke about it. Especially after you both have been together for awhile.

Your differences really stood out though when it came to school and assignments. You being able to Get. Shit. Done. while Jfk struggled.

A lot of nights spent with you helping him with his homework while making jokes and teasing each other.

He admires you for being able to help him with his work, even if he wouldn’t say it all the time.

Comforting him when ponce passed would probably have been interesting if you are just as emotionally closed off as him. But the experience would have bettered both of you.

[unironicduncanstan]

tbh i agree that lindsay had plenty of smart moments in the show but i prefer characterizations that stick with ‘dumb lindsay’ bc honestly bro i dont understand people who think that intelligence is a more charming trait than being nice. unironically wtf. you really would care if ur friend was like “how many 1/4 cups fit into a cup” ??? you would actually have a problem with that even when they are kind and well-meaning and would compliment ur hair and eyes and are probably just asking u that question bc shes following a recipe and tryna make u cookies bc she cares abt you and wants u to be happy ??? disgusting. wheres the bimbo/himbo/thembo solidarity smh yall wouldnt deserve lindsay as a friend if u didnt love her at her dumbest, end post

[donnies--jacket]

infodumping about my rottmnt self insert

hello,,,, i wanted to talk about my s/i,,,,,,,,, now im making you listen to me about it. enjoy my self insert nonsense, i love you mwah mwah

also it took way longer than it should have to write all this oh god

with my self inserts, they tend to fall into two categories. either "very complex and has a well thought out story and character arc" or "wdym i was just there"

my rottmnt insert is a bit of a mix of the two. which means i've thought about the personality and backstory and character dynamics a lot, but i dont know what the actual shit i'm doing during the events of the story GHSDGHGF-

but anyways

my insert is just. a bimbo. like i'm very, very sweet and surprisingly strong, but am also just fucking dumb. i'm like if a dog were a person, like, theres absolutely nothing going on up in that head of mine but by god am i full of love. i also may or may not have fleas, who knows.

i'm really chaotic too, usually by complete accident. i crave anarchy, but i hardly ever mean to actually cause it. most often times it's just me being my stupid bitchass adhd kid self and accidentally wreaking havoc.

when i ever actually try to be a menace, it doesnt really work out as well as i want it to. itll just come off as more cute than anything, like a little kid trying to be one of the adults.

speaking of cute, im actively the cutest person in the room. both in real life and in self inserts. you dont need any more elaboration than that, you know i'm right.

but yeah im just a feral, very cute bimbo and that's valid.

moving onto backstory, i've got a very big, but unfortunately not all too close family. and none of them really ever seem to acknowledge my existence, or any one else's for that matter. legit, my parents couldn't tell you how many kids they had (its 12) or what their names or ages are, and honestly none of us could do it either. we're all so disconnected from one another, and its unlikely that we will ever be close in the future.

(fun fact: i actually wrote it like this to directly contrast my tmnt 2012 s/i, who has a small but very tight-knit family. might talk about my 2012 insert sometime, who knows 👀.)

this is where april comes in. we met when we were little, and her family took me in and showed me what it meant to be a family. i mean, they didn't adopt me or anything like that, but honestly they may as well have. i practically live with them at this point, and actively call april my sister and her moms my parents.

this only gets more prominent when we meet the guys, and especially so with splinter, who takes on the role of a father figure to me.

imagine going all your life without a real family, and then finding two of them, both of which are three times the family you originally had.

can you tell found family is my favorite trope

ANYWAYS

character dynamic time

starting with april, i've already said that she's honestly just my feral older sister, which means that we're very, very close and love each other dearly, but also would gladly take the opportunity to hit the other with a bus. like, we'd give the other our kidney without a second thought, but would never let each other borrow our phone chargers.

but DEADASS, we're best friends. like we probably bought those cheesy matching bff necklaces when we were little and still have then now.

lowkey april and i can ninja mind meld, but its more like we intensely stare at each other from across the room and make over the top gestures until our brain waves finally link and we get what the other is trying to say.

leo and i are bimbo/himbo solidarity.

one of us is supposed to be the anchor for the other's chaos, but neither of us knows who it is. it changes pretty much every day.

tbh, leo and i are like. the type of friends who stay up until 4am playing sonic and the black knight while having in depth conversations about life. which i feel like paints a pretty clear picture of what our friendship is like; we love and understand each other very deeply, but are also just the dumbest bitches on earth.

(this is the part that took me like two days to bring myself to write haha oopsies)

mikey and i are like. bootleg april and donnie.

FHGDFHGDHFGD I KNOW THAT DOESNT MAKE MUCH SENSE BUT ITS THE BEST WAY I CAN EXPLAIN IT-

Like, we're immensely supportive of one another and are arguably bffs. We honestly are really just vibing a lot of the time. There's basically never any conflict between us, because we're both very understanding of one another and pretty down to earth.

basically we're april and donnie if you took out all the conflict.

raph and i are borderline also bimbo/himbo solidarity, but what sets us apart from leo and i is that he actually knows when to put a stop to our nonsense, similar to how he is with his brothers.

raph tends to parent me around a lot and can sometimes be very protective, but honestly i probably need it, i'm very dumb and very soft.

he is very slightly sick of my bullshit, but he also often joins in on my dumbassery so hdfhdfhfhfh.

no but really, he's vv sweet and caring with me and actually has taught me a lot of coping mechanisms for my anxiety. we help each other out with a lot of stuff, actually-- although him a bit more so than me, since he has a lot of difficulty letting others take care if him. we're working on it though, dont worry.

okay. time for the big one.

if you know my blog, you probably know that i'm the local donnieromantic. i cant go a day without talking about him i stg.

but yes we are,,, in love 🥺. to point where it's almost comical. i've compared us to gomez and morticia addams several times in the past, because yeah, we are honestly just them. maybe toned down, but only a little. if they're a 10 on the "overly in love" scale, we're an 8.

we're highly affectionate with each other, with is surprising, considering how adverse donnie typically is to that sort of thing. i was actually large part of the reason he got to be so comfortable about it, helping him come out of his metaphoric, emotional shell. and now we're pretty much always doing something affectionate-- whether it be cuddling and smooching on the couch, or something smaller like holding hands or saying cute things to each other.

we're extremely understanding of one another, and have honestly grown so much because of it. both in our relationship and as people. we've had so many moments where we've really had to approach situations from a different angle or try to understand each other's problems and insecurities. it wasnt always easy, but it made as stronger as a relationship and as individuals.

if we're talking about, like, basic, non-romantic interactions, then we have a similar dynamic to him and mikey-- in that we're very much opposites but get along very, very well despite having little to nothing in common.

he's honestly quite patient and gentle with me, especially when compared to how he is with his brothers. he hasnt much tolerance for their nonsense and stupidity, but with me-- the dumbest in all the land-- he's all "take your time" and "don't worry, you'll get it :))."

he's pretty much never upset with me, nor am i with him. there's been a handful of disagreements and fights in the past, but nothing we werent able to work out.

genuinely, we're just very good friends and extremely close, so transitioning into a romantic relationship, although a bit confusing for us at first, wasnt actually all too difficult.

i could keep going but i literally feel like ive gone on too long already. but if you wanna hear more about any of my self insert stupidity, then you can just slide into my inbox and send in an ask. i also have a donnie gush tag, which is fun.

okay bye im love you lots mwah!!!! 💖💞💝💕💖💞💝💕💓💕💖💝

[stewystew]

I love the relationship dynamic memes but the only ones I’ve seen so far are romantic, so I’m writing down all my favorite platonic relationship dynamics.

“Ok, You’re My Parent Figure Now”

enemies to allies to ‘Excuse Me, They Asked For No Pickles’

childhood best friends whose dynamic hasn’t changed since ninth grade

“do I have a crush on you or am I just touch-starved and desperate for someone to talk to?”

They share a wardrobe

somehow achieved a sibling dynamic within like a year of knowing each other

“wait. If I’m your gbf... and you’re my gbf.... who’s flying the plane?”

“I had a crush on you for like two seconds but then you opened your mouth and now I just feel compelled to study you in a controlled environment”

Himbo/Bimbo/Thembo Solidarity

[morepeachyogurt]

HEY LUCY BBY LOVE YOU HI CAN I GET A 🏰 for CM and the mutual ones?? LOVE YOU BABES CONGRATS!!

HI ELLE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!!!

🏰- cyma criminal minds (uh oh)

Reid- @abitcriminalminds

JJ- you (it’s the mom friend)

Penelope- also you? But @pretty-b0yy and @haleymalaffey

Hotch- @gaymemeaesthetic

Rossi- (I’m sorry 💔) @heavenlydevil you’re just unhinged

Morgan- Haley? Or @babey-jj

Elle- @penemily

Emily- @prentizz

Blake- also you?? Why are you all the characters?? @rosesblueviolets

Callahan- @jordantodds

Tara- @royalpenelope

Luke- @kermitsaysgayrights (himbo/bimbo solidarity)

Matt- @ssaemxlyprentxss

🎬- list of random things I associate with you:

Light pink, baking, late nights walks in the forest, absolute family insanity, a wild ocean, falling leaves at night, nuclear power plants, baking

🎼- song I associate with you:

Birds- by kat Cunnings

🎹- meme with Your Name on it

🎺- hand written quote

[bootyyy-shaker9000]

deadass i kinda wanna make an april theme to match w you,,,,, we could be a duo,,,,,, two peas in a pod,,,,,,, the ultimate bimbo/himbo solidarity,,,,

Tara,,,,,Tara I love you so much please,,,,,,,,,you can't say this and not do it,,,,,,,,we're the dream team let's take over the world man

[b-rainlet]

I cannot offer Gotham prompts properly so: Your TUA favorite vs your Gotham favorite? XD

That's a hard one :D

The thing is my tua fave is Luther and my gotham fave is (obviously) Ecco and tbh? I think they would be friends!! Himbo/Bimbo Solidarity lmao.

On the other hand if they have to fight each other - because Ecco is a threat to Luther's family, or Jeremiah simply orders Ecco to kill Luther - it depends on how well Ecco knows Luther. Did she do research on him? Does she know about his super strength? Because Ecco is skilled but not enough to beat someone how can easily crush her skull with one hand.

So Luther would probably win.

(If she does know however, there's nothing stopping her from simply using a rocket launcher on him and calling it a day (because depending on what the show needs, Luther can either easily get knocked out by some guy, or withstand a missile to his back).

Also, Poison.

Also also, breaking Luther by killing everybody he loves).

You know which fight I would find super interesting though? Allison vs. Jervis.

Because they can both hypnotize people, but can they be hypnotized themselves? Or would their powers not work on each other? And whose hypnotism powers are 'stronger' so to say?

Also they both have a very loose set of morals and mostly do things when they personally benefit them (as opposed to Luther, who would try to avoid violence at first vs. Ecco, who is all yay murder), meaning they're both morally grey characters and having them interact would be interesting.

Also also, if it's in S1, would the appearance of a villain with a similar power to hers compel Allison to use rumours again?

I think that would be one of the most interesting Gotham/Tua character crossovers.

[luobingmeis]

Breakdown opal from exu!

spoilers for episode 8!!!!

How I feel about this character: I LOVE OPAL i think she's so fun :') also she's like the pink character so already she's in my heart, and i really think she (and aimee) brought such an interesting dynamic to the table

All the people I ship romantically with this character: tbh idk!! i've seen some fearne/opal art so, depending on where exu goes next, maybe them!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: HER AND DARIAX like i think their dynamic is so good and dariax is like her #1 hypeman and he's just so attentive to her, esp during the finale, it makes me so :') they're like..... i would joke himbo/bimbo solidarity but honestly their friendship is just so much fun omg

My unpopular opinion about this character: after seeing some tweets today, apparently just Liking Opal And Thinking Aimee Did Well is an unpopular opinion so this isn't necessarily an Unpopular Opinion, but something i didn't expect to happen was opal wearing the crown (tbh i really thought dorian was) but the moment it happened it just felt so Narratively Right and it added a completely new layer to the final battle that honestly? i couldn't see any other character wearing the crown. it also broke my heart, like there is something abt opal that is so tragic and i feel like her putting on the crown became the epitome of that

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i do wish we got to meet some of her family in byroden!! but it also seems that opal has some Stuff going on with her family, so i'm not torn up abt it

[latejulys]

i say this with so much love in my heart and as a compliment only, you are a bimbo 💖💖💖 and i love that bc i am a himbo 💕🥰 heart full of love, head empty solidarity /j -����fox🦊

it's all about vibes here only <3 also i love bimbos' confidence, glad that i was able to fake it DJSJKDSKJ