#I love doing research for stuff like this :)

[gin-juice-tonic]

Sometimes I think about Stan Pines writing a self help book. It would be titled "Get Rich Quick. Quicker. Quickest: The Completely Tried and True Stan Pines Approved Money Making Method."

Ultimately I always decide it has the potential to be actually real-life unethical to create something like this in full. Releasing a snippet of what it would look like however, is something I've decided is okay.

Manifesting Money:

When you wake up in the morning every day, you need to start the day off right. And I'm not talking about breakfast or stretching or saying "I love you" to your family either. I'm talking about the hard work. The real work. What you gotta do is you gotta get up, get on your feet, and shout "I want money, and I want it now!" as loud as your lungs can manage. Maybe open a window and yell it out to the streets if you feel so inclined.

You may ask yourself: What does this even do? Well I'll tell you what it does; what it does is it gets your body's "money juices" and "money energies" and "money energy juices" flowing, of course! Normal people can maybe muster up some money juice. Maybe even some money energy when the moon is a waxing gibbous. But if you've picked up this book, you're not normal. You've got what it takes to make it. You can instinctively feel why this is so important, and why you have to yell it so loud.

Stuck up "natural" or "chemical" scientist types don't want you to know this, but back in the 1970s some real research entrepreneurs (or, "Rentrepreneurs" in the money science world) discovered an important secret about the universe: The Law of Money Magnetism. This tells us that you have to spend money to make money. It's a universal certainty, thoroughly studied in over 18 studies in 200 study based countries. A lesser author might insert some graphs or citations here, but as you and I know Time is Money, and I won't waste your time or your hard earned money on that. I'll skip right to the good stuff, how this law relates to you.

While you've got all the various money juice and money juice related energies flowing, you're going to get an envelope, 3 dollars cash, and a post office approved stamp and mail out those 3 dollars to me, Stan Pines, 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon. It's very important to know and truly believe in the symbology behind this ritual, or else it may not work. Pay close attention to this:

-The 3 of dollars is representative of the three types of energy juices. -The envelope represents the container that holds the energy juices. -The stamp is the container's seal and magic charm. It keeps all that good energy juice from leaking out of its container, and grants it safe passage on its journey to my humble money sanctuary. -Your address and name and My address and name being on this same container connects our energies. We are Money Bonded in this moment.

Got all that? Especially the bit about the address? Stan Pines, 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon? Good, because altogether, this is your "Money Magnetism Deposit", and it guarantees that you've done your part in the spending for the making. The first half of the law has been fulfilled. Now you can focus the rest of your day on the making for the spending!

Stan's Quick Cash Tip #37: The envelope has to be sent to me so that I can direct my money making energy beams back towards you. Don't think you can go and send those three dollars to your favorite charity or local animal hospital or that sick kid down the street from you. Those kinda joints don't make money, they lose it. And they'll send all their loser money losing energy beams back towards you. You want Successful Businessman Stan Pines energy, not sick horse college fund energy.

[lonesilverw0lf]

After at least half an episode of Jaune barely managing to escape solely due to harem anime protagonist shenanigans, Jaune has a moment to catch his breath.

Jaune: Oh gods, this is going worse than I predicted. Not only do the girls know we’re in a harem anime, but they’re ok with it??!! This never happened in my research! Now they’re possed that I was trying to do the right thing? I mean given my luck this is only expected at this rate, but still!!

: Is there a problem, Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Gah! Oh, it’s you. Sorry Professor Goodwitch. You scared me.

: Your guard and situational awareness needs work. If I were an enemy, you’d be dead right now.

Jaune: Hm? You’re…

Winter: Specialist Winter Schnee.

Jaune: Weiss’ sister. Sorry I knew you looked familiar but my brains a little scrambled right now to make the connections. Wait, what’re you doing away from Atlas?

Glynda: She’s here to discuss some professional issues.

Jaune: Right, secrecy got it. Zipped lips here.

Glynda: You seem distressed, is there a problem?

Jaune: That’s an understatement, and you probably won’t believe me even if I told you.

Glynda: I’m willing to hear you out at least.

Jaune: ….really? Ok. Uh… ok here goes. I’m an anime harem protagonist. Yeah, that sounds crazy coming out of me but it’s the truth! I had an inkling not long after Initiation, then it was set in stone not too long after. I tried everything I could to solve this quietly, researched everything I can get my hands on,

Winter: Which would be?

Jaune: Harem stories. Don’t judge me, it’s the best I can come up with! Anyway then I finally gave in and told them outright. Turns out, they all knew! Not only that, they’re all fine with it! And then they all got upset when I admitted that I knew they were flirting and pretended not to notice! So they chased me, I ran, and got into even more trouble! Found out while trying to hide that not only do RWBY and NPR have eyes for me, but CFVY and CRDL too?!! I mean it does explain why Carla backed off and started being nice and all, but to that extent? I have no idea how a girl as big as Mochi can move that fast!

Jaune: What kinda moron is writing this story?!

LoneSilverWolf: Hey! I resemble that remark!

Glynda: So why didn’t you act on their advances?

Jaune: Because I don’t wanna hurt them! I didn’t wanna break their hearts by accident due to me being a numbskull. I’ve seen girls go straight evil over guys and stupid stuff back home and I do not want to see that happen here. They’re my friends, I want what’s best for them. I don’t want them tearing each other apart over some schmuck like me. And it’s not like I can just come out and say ‘oh yeah, I’m a harem lead so let’s all bang’, yeah that doesn’t fly! Makes me sound like a pretentious ass. I didn’t know they all knew and were fine with it! Otherwise I would’ve done something different I swear!

Glynda, nodding: While I cannot say I don’t understand where the girls are coming from, I also cannot say they aren’t in the wrong either.

Winter: Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Glynda: While I’m less than impressed at how you’ve chosen to handle this situation, I do know that it wasn’t out of malice. You were trying to be considerate of their relationships and feelings while attempting to navigate your own in this situation. Very honorable. A trait needed for any team leader. In the future, perhaps you should bring this up with your wives sooner before things spiral out of control?

Winter: We will have to chastise the girls as well, allowing their emotions to cloud their judgement like that while also not being forthright about this. It’s unbecoming of Huntresses and detrimental of a unit. It’s likely to get themselves killed in the field.

Glynda: This is true, but we must also remember they are young and still beholden to their still raging hormones. This is likely the first time they have truly fallen in love with a man. It doesn’t help this is a harem anime, so some ridiculous and cliched instances naturally apply.

Winter: I am not without understanding or mercy, I will keep that in mind. I want this relationship to succeed and for everyone to be happy and loved. I simply don’t want them to do something irreversible to our man in the future over a mild misunderstanding.

Jaune: You believe me? Ah thank you! You have no idea how much- wait, ‘our man’?

Winter and Glynda only give him a smile with dangerous hooded eyes, causing Jaune’s brain to click enough pieces together.

Jaune: 😳Oh no. You knew.

Glynda and Winter: 😏Oh yes~.

Winter: We knew.

Glynda: And we’re in on it.

Jaune, slowly backing up: I think should-

Glynda, stopping him with her Semblance: I think we should have some time to ourselves. You don’t think those children were the only ones whose eye and heart you’ve caught?

Winter: If Penny’s simulations are correct, mixed with how these harem tropes work, then things are going to become… interesting. We will have to discuss our favorite harem stories in the future. I see you’re a man of culture as well.

Jaune: Why didn’t anything happen sooner?

Glynda: I was empathetic, giving them their grace period. This is their first year with their true love after all. They are your teammates and closest friends as well, so it’s only right to give them space. But since they decided to behave like this, we will have to step in now.

Jaune: Why didn’t they bring this up?

Glynda: We wanted to break it to you slowly.

Jaune: Oh mama….

Winter: I’m sure Glynda here will be your Mommy for now, but I’m going to be calling you Daddy quite soon~.

Jaune: Eep!

Glynda: You aren’t joining us?

Winter: Aaahhhh, I wish. Unfortunately I need to check with my two little hellions, my team, the general, and my family to inform them the status of this situation. They’ll be thrilled to be set loose, after I’ve had my turn of course.

Glynda: I’ll let the staff know to prepare some extra rooms. Is everything ready to go on her end?

Winter: According to my mother, it’s all going according to keikaku! Within a couple weeks everything will be in place.

Glynda: I look forward to it.

Winter: As do I. *pecks Jaune’s cheek* I look forward to our first time even more, Jaune.

Glynda, looking hungrily at Jaune: Now, my dear, let us continue this somewhere more private~.

prompt: jaune is aware that he's in a harem anime, but wants to avoid it at all costs. so he sits down and explains the situation to his friends, surely nothing wacky and unpredictable will happen before he can rationally explain the situation to all his friends right?

Simple Solutions to Simple Problems

Jaune: Guys we need to stop this!

Yang: Stop what?

Ruby: Eating cookies…?! Never!

Nora: Only death with separate me from my pancakes!

Pyrrha: I don’t think it’s about something like that guys, right, Jaune.

Jaune: No, its about something more important than that!

Nora: (Gasp!) How dare you…

Blake: Is it about the, White Fang?

Weiss: I thought we dealt with them already?

Blake: Ehh… More, or less…

Weiss: We’re going to come back to that. But, in the mean time, what’s wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: Were in a harem anime?!

RWBYNPR: …

RWBYNPR: You know?!

Jaune: I know it’s hard to believe, but…?! Wait, you know too?!

Ruby: Yeah we do.

Weiss: Since around the time we all met.

Jaune: Since then?!

Pyrrha: Yeah, we’ve all had a thing for you since we first met. Took a while for our feelings for you to become obvious, a little while longer for us to come to terms that we all liked you as well.

Rin: But, we eventually came to an agreement of sorts. Hopefully it will be a fruitful agreement, but it mostly hinges on you accepting all of us as your… partners.

Jaune: An agreement about what…?

Nora: We’re going to be one big family!

Jaune: What?

Blake: Were going to be your harem, willingly.

Jaune: WHAT?!

Yang: I don’t see what’s the problem. I mean, my dad had to wives at the same time after all. Isn’t polygamy pretty common anyway?

Weiss: Depends where you’re from, its more common in places like, Vacuo, Mantel, more so in Menagerie than the others, no?

Blake: It’s pretty common back home. It’s due to the shear amount of people being killed because of the Grimm, and what not. Got to keep the birthrate up somehow.

Jaune: Oh… So that’s why you’ve all been flirting with me then…

Yang: Wait… You know we’ve been flirting with you, the whole time?!

Jaune: Yeah, I have. I didn’t do anything because all of you have been flirting with me, and I was scared of something happening if I did, So I… Why are you all staring at me like that…?

Pyrrha: Jaune… Have you be stringing us all along all this time…?

Jaune: Uhh… Possibly…?

RWBYNPR: …

Pyrrha: First one to grab him gets the first go!

Jaune: …?

Jaune: …?!

Jaune: Aaaaahhhhh!!!

[gothamite-rambler]

Many, many, many years ago...

Toddler Damian carefully made his way down the dimly lit hallways of the palace, searching for the room where Jason was staying. When he finally reached the door, he knocked three times.

Jason answered, opening the door to find the small boy standing there. He expected this visit and only raised his eyebrows with a smile.

Toddler Damian: I had a bad dream and, um clearly this mean something real. You need protection. I'm here for that.

Jason: Yeah?

Toddler Damian (sweetly, lying): Yeah.

Jason: I can't turn down that offer. Come on in.

Toddler Damian hurried in, going under the covers and crawling to the pillow with a happy yawn.

Jason: Good night.

Toddler Damian: Night.

Jason closed the door with a smile.

Many, many, many years later...

Bruce: Why does Damian sometimes sleep in the same bed with you when you visit?

Jason: He used to be really restless as a little gremlin, had a lot of nightmares and I'd help him fall asleep. Soon he'd just make up any excuse to "keep guard" of me.

Barbara: Oh my goodness, so you two could sleep together without him saying it. That is so Damian.

Jason: Right. It gives him comfort and he's not a kicker like the others are when we share a bed so I just oblige. Sucks for you, huh Bruce?

Jason went back to scooping his grapefruit. Bruce glared at Jason jealous, but the younger man was unbothered as he added sugar to his grapefruit.

Jason: You seem more pissed off looking than usual. Did I say something wrong, daddy?

Bruce (blushing): Don't- I have to go to the cave to research stuff.

Jason: You mean brood?

Bruce (shouting as he left): RESEARCH!

Barbara looked over Bruce's untouched plate of eggs and bacon and calmly slid the plate over for herself.

Barbara: Don't want this to go to waste.

She then grabbed Bruce's coffee and took a sip, added some extra sugar then resumed drinking it.

Jason (almost villainous glee): I'm going to remind him I took care of his love child before he knew until he dies.

Barbara: I'm not stopping you. I do the same when bringing up Cass. You should've seen his face when she gave me a Mother's Day card.

Jason (laughing): Oh Cass told me!

[berriblossom]

Another daily Mac post part 1 here

Random Mac headcanons pt.2

I think Mac, when they were a computer, could handle horror games/ psychological thriller. But to play them? As a human? Nope. In the same vain, they also are not huge fans of horror movies. Maybe older shitty CGI and special affects ones so you both can laugh at it, but not anything too scary. I think they'd be a huge sci-fi fan

I think Mac can cook, pretty decent however their first few dishes were okay, like test-dishes. After a few tries and help from you, they happily try and make a dinner for you a few times throughout the week or together. You can joke that they are like ratatouille (movie) with their pet mouse, but instead you get a deadpan stare of "really?".

When it comes to beauty standards and what-not, i think Mac would not care. They love you and all the humanity within it. So they would not care about stretch marks, scars(unless they are concerned for your health), hair etc. They love and adore you, why would they nit-pick perfection?

Cute date idea is taking Mac to a zoo or any installation with art/ interactive exhibits. Being a computer you can only look at an image, not feel or touch it. Imagine the joy they get when they can touch/feel all the stuff that's been digital to them. Also how cute it would be.

After a long day of work, I think Mac would pamper and give you some good TLC. They'd help you settle down for the night. Night routine, skincare, a good bath, your hair care( one they'd happily look up and research depending on your hair texture and type/ length.) And then press kisses onto your skin, praising you for your hard work.

Mac wears comfy clothes. They can clean up for a date/ event, but realistically they are wearing comfortable clothes around the house. (While urging you to wear less/ expose skin). Comfortable comes first. I also see them having an assortment of shirts with niche phrases/ memes they find hilarious and will wear outside with you.

Hypocritical when it comes to glasses. They will tell you off for not wearing yours and be concerned with your eyes, however after 4 hours of staring at their screen, oops the glasses disappeared babes, don't know what to tell you.

They would wear crocs. Hate it or love it, I know in my heart of hearts this computer nerd would. They would. And get little jiblets for it.

Very financial responsible. They even have a spreadsheet of your monthly finances/payments. Updates for groceries, fun activities, everything. You'd never have to fear when it comes to tax time with Mac.

Getting a new computer/PC takes time...they were yours for so long that they feel like your just leaving them for getting another after being realized. However.. after some time...and some gentle probing. They would get you a good desk set up with some good (and long lasting) devices. However it will not stop their eyes glaring at the new tower as you set it up. So be prepared.

TV shows with Mac are fun! I feel like since they were yours computer they can watch anything with you.. (anything). But oddly, if you like watching home design/ fashion, they are making mental notes. Don't worry. They'd also love cartoon, anime, and fun things of that nature.

Any public outing/event. Holding hands, eyes constantly on you. Place doesn't have enough seating? Oh wow, their lap is perfect open and ready. Just take your seat. You need something but the waiter got your order wrong? Already politely flagging the person down. They will happily speak up on your behalf while encouraging you to do the same.

If by some miracle (curse) you two argue and go on sulk/ silent treatment. Not gonna last. It never does. They can push aside their pride and grudges for you, however you not talking to Mac will crush them! After so many years of staring at each other via screens, now you interface constantly, they want to hear your voice. So yeah it's getting settled easily.

(I saw this somewhere but forgot) if you stream or want to get into streaming Mac would be a wonderful Mod! If you want to vtubibg/ png-tubing? They got you. As a computer and human they would be an amazing Mod.

Please take them shopping in person with you, they want to see you and cheer you on! Like let them comment how sexy you look, ugh it would make then overheat if you tried on something just for them. Like give then a show!

-> alright this one is kinda eh, but good enough. Enjoy!

[angeliyuu]

heeeellooooo is this. is this here where i can order a bouquet?? because i'd like one for phainon... with roses, baby's breath and snapdragons... you can wrap them up with a ribbon. actually wrap him too while you're at it. tie him up and throw him out--

alright. please and thank you <3

in which the guy you've known since childhood seems to be unable to sit still for five minutes so you can both study for a project. TAGS. childhood friends to lovers, college au, study partners, the adhd puppy phainon comes out mb, y/n jumpscare, height difference, dudes stop pining for each other. WORDCOUNT. 1.5k words. ANGELICA. woah woah woah, tying phainon up? kinky... i see you.. put him in the prettiest blue ribbons to match his colour scheme (have you ever noticed that phainon & mydei's colour schemes compliment each other's home?) I DID ORCHID INSTEAD OF ROSE I KNOW SOBS the little shop of carnal blooms & delightful buds event.

"can you sit still?" your voice is blunt albeit hushed under your breath, wary that the two of you are still very much sat at the centre of the campus library. phainon is opposite you, textbooks splayed across the small workspace and leaving you with little room to do your own research; it's always been like this, in fact it was the norm now. blue eyes flicker up from his scribbled notes to give you a sheepish smile.

"we've been in here for hours, y/n," he mumbles, folding his arms over the science textbooks in front of him before resting his head on them, groaning tiredly, "can't we, i don't know, go see the sun for a bit?"

"we've been here fifteen minutes- and you can see the sun from here?" you scoff, tapping your pen against your phone screen as it displays the time. to phainon, that's fifteen minutes too long. in his mind he's already withered away, his soul crossing the river styx as he sits there, unable to take a single bit of information in.

he's been like this for as long as you can remember. you had met on the school yard in elementary when you fell off a piece of climbing equipment - thankfully not enough to do more than scrape your knees - and phainon had offered a hand to you with that big, stupid grin on his face. so welcoming, so loving like he was cradling you in his hands at all times. he was like a shadow following you around throughout every year at school, only growing taller and seemingly more impatient.

phainon has never liked studying. it's bewildering really, his grades are astounding, usually at least near the top of his classes and aiming for a masters degree. he has no room for complaint, there's no top for him to reach when he's already there - maybe that's where his dislike for studying comes from. during class, he absorbs information like a sponge. one of phainon's amazing knacks is his ability to be listening, even if he doesn't look it. he's observant, too observant for your liking as he notices every minor detail about you, right down to the way you style your hair or the rings on your fingers.

you've been put on this project together, minus two other friends who couldn't join you quite yet because of classes - castorice and mydeimos. you knew if they was here, phainon would have no choice but to sit still and buckle down, helping you in some way that didn't give you a headache.

"this is all old news though- mitochondria? it's the powerhouse of the cell, we learnt this in high school," phainon grumbles as he lifts his head to browse the textbooks around him. they're opened on different topics, none of them really related to each other. you consider he probably just opened them at random to look busy, "none of this is interesting."

"we're giving a presentation to hypothetical high schoolers, it's supposed to be basic level stuff." phainon isn't really listening to you. he is but he isn't, it makes sense to him. the words went in, they processed in his mind. yes, he knows the whole point of the project is to give a presentation to hypothetical high schoolers but he can't help but notice how pretty you look today.

the day phainon had first met you, he'd barely been attending the school for more than a few days. he'd transferred from another school, prompted by the move his family made thanks a job opportunity for his father. when he'd stood before the class to introduce himself, a little bag of nerves in front of strangers, he'd first seen you. you was shorter than him, almost delicate but you stole his heart then and there without even saying so much as a word to him.

he found you so pretty, comparable to seashells and the way sunlight reflects on rippling water. you could be blinding if he looked for too long, too dangerous for his heart and mind. it's been like this for years and yet phainon has never grown the nerve to tell you. he struggles to stutter out a flustered compliment when you dress up nice or do something sweet for him - you've become a sucker for making an extra lunch for him because he's always forgetting his own.

phainon knows if he holds it in any longer he might combust but how on earth is he supposed to tell you? hey y/n, i've been really in love with you since we was kids, wanna date? no that's too forward... he's barely heard you utter a word about relationships or crushes except for fictional men or celebrities, what if he was reaching too high this time? he was on top of his academics, scoring high exam results that satisfied him so why wasn't he satisfied with how things was with you right now? why was there this burning desire to have more?

he catches himself when he realises he's been staring at you silently this whole time but your head is in a textbook, completely unaware. his leg bounces under the table and he almost thinks he gets away with you not noticing the bag of nerves he's become but his leg brushes against yours and you lift your gaze, quirking a brow. phainon's heart is racing, thudding so loud he thinks it might give him a headache- and there's this ringing in his ears, he swear he doesn't have tinnitus. oh fuck, you're speaking.

"what's going on with you today? this stuff should be a walk in the park for you." you point out, gesturing to the numerous open textbooks. phainon grimaces mentally. the problem was his behaviour wasn't cemented to just today, he's been like this for years but thankfully, he can pass off every other time with an excuse. the moments you catch him so irritable aren't occasional enough for you to be wary and catch onto him, always just laughing it off with that warm chuckle that feels like a hug.

you wish he would hug you. he has hugged you before and it felt like bathing in the sun on a warm day or getting into bed when it's cold out, enclosing you in safety. he makes you feel safe. his laugh has always flustered you but he's never clocked it, it almost makes you laugh yourself. his laugh brings joy, it's contagious and there's a fluttering in your stomach you can't stop. phainon is so observant, so smart and yet he's never truly noticed the effect he has on you. maybe he was just so used to it, he thought of it as normal behaviour.

"can we talk?" he finally chokes out, twiddling his fingers nervously in front of him. you want to remark with something witty, cocky but phainon doesn't usually get this way out of nowhere. you nod, slow and deliberate as you wait for him to continue. phainon knows he has to get it out, to take a chance while you're listening, "i've liked you- i mean i still like you but i've liked you for a really long time, it's ridiculous how stupid i've been keeping it in for so long but-"

he's rambling, babbling words subconsciously in a flurry of flustered confessions but you're still hooked on the first three words that left his mouth. i've liked you. for how long, you almost blurt out but you reel it in, your own leg simultaneously bouncing under the table. now the pair of you are fidgeting, your legs brushing together and you finally realise after all these years just how much you mirror each other's behaviour.

"i like you too." you respond quietly, cutting him off before he embarrasses himself any further. he had been getting louder with the nerves, earning himself a few side eyes and weird looks from around the library. phainon's face changes immediately, going through various emotions; processing, surprise, relief and joy in seconds. his eyes sparkle just like sunlight on water, a familiar grin spreading on his face.

if phainon was an animal, he'd be a puppy. you've told him countless times when he fidgets, unable to sit still. at times you can almost picture him with the ears and a tail that won't stop wagging, yes it fits him all too well. so you like him too? what a relief... now what? he supposes he should ask you on a date, maybe you could catch lunch together after this? you always get lunch together but maybe this time it could be different?

his thoughts are cut short when dainty hands place on your shoulders from behind, castorice leaning down over your shoulder with a knowing look and smile as mydeimos pulls out a seat beside phainon. he flops into the chair, his backpack slung on the floor and his legs spread. mydeimos seems just as knowing as castorice, nudging phainon with his foot.

castorice takes her seat in the last remaining seat at the table, placing her bag down gently before glancing between the two of you, "so.. we're not interrupting anything, are we?"

© angeliyuu 2025. please do not repost my works onto any other social media platforms. uploading my works into ai is strictly prohibited. associated with @theseabreezestreet.

[spindle-and-nima]

hello! I got a bunny a few days ago and im still quite anxious that I might do something wrong and am continually researching everything to double check its okay (even his ear positions...) so I was wondering if you have any tips for a first time owner and also to ask are spindle and nima cuddly? once my bun settles in a bit more id quite like to be able to cuddle with him

also I still haven't picked a name

Absolutely! This is a bit broad a question, but I can give some general tips.

First, know that a rabbits diet is extremely important as their gut health is fragile. 80% of a rabbits diet should be hay. So feed your rabbit timothy, orchard, or meadow hay and that should be available at ALL times. If you feed pellets, I always recommend the brand Oxbow—you do not want to use brands that have molasses or a ton of weird fillers those are going to be bad for the gut.  And pellets should only be fed in 1/8 cup to ¼ cup amounts. Too much is bad for them it’s a dietary supplement to make sure they get enough calories. But more important than this is the hay. I also recommend putting the hay where the litter is and in the litter box, because they poop where they eat. Make sure the greens you feed your rabbit aren’t overwhelming the diet either. So id give ½ cup to 1 cup of greens daily.

Second, its really important that the litter box is bigger than the rabbit. Enough that the rabbit can comfortably lay down and turn around in it. I recommend stainless steel ones because they are easy to clean and don’t get crusty nearly as much. But plastic ones are fine too. Just the size matters. Litter should be unscented. Do not fall for the “odor killing” ones that have baking soda. Baking soda is very toxic and rabbits love to snack on their environment so its going to be harmful to them to eat it. I like to use treated pine pellets at the shelter we work at, and at home I use pelleted recycled paper.

Rabbits are prone to respiratory distress, so its important too that the area you have them in doesn’t have like candles or strong perfumes or any of that because they can get respiratory infections fast.

Theres honestly a lot of stuff that can be said about rabbits for first time owners so feel free to follow up with specific questions if needed. A major tip though is recording your rabbits breathing and behavior when its healthy, so that way if you think its distressed, you have a point of reference.

And ahhhh right. Spindle is cuddly, nima is not. Rabbits hate being picked up thats pretty universal, but spindle loves to just toddle over and boop my shoulder with his nose or flop next to me for pets. Nima would rather I be hurled into a ditch off the highway. it is what it is LOL

Your rabbit is SUPER SUPER cute. I love his lil lionhead mane and tufty tootsies. Hes looks like a sweetheart!

[basically-neroland]

May I request Dante and Nero (separately) with an S/O who deals with mood swings? Like they can be perfectly fine but certain things make them really angry or some things make them really sad in the span of seconds, almost? How Dante and Nero help while they learn how to cope and deal with it?

I’ve had to learn myself with mood swings like that due to an undiagnosed condition (first they said borderline, now they’re saying c-ptsd so idfk lmao) and even though I’ve learned a lot on how to deal with it and got medicated to help, I just kinda wonder how it would have been like if pretty fictional men where around when I was learning. 🤪

GN!Reader preferred! I can’t remember if that was your default or not so I wanted to specify, lol.

(I don’t need Vergil, I know you don’t have much interest in him so I don’t mind if you want to leave him out or unsure how to make something for him!)

nero +sparda twins with a mood swinging partner‼️✨

DISCLAIMER!! i do NOT have bpd or c-ptsd but my pgf likely has both (and i'm her fp so i deal with her outbursts/breakdowns more than anyone else lol). me personally i just have AuDHD but i know mood swings (hers and mine) pretty well i think so i'll do my best 🫶🏼 constructive criticism is appreciated!!!

g/n is my default but thank you for specifying anyway <3 did my best for vergil anyway but they prolly aren't too great 💔 sorry vergil likers, i'm not one of you 🙏🏼/lh

NERO:

he tries very hard to be patient. luckily for him, he loves you so much that that's relatively easy LOL

always tries to ask you what's wrong before anything else, but he doesn't push you to talk about it

doesn't care if you lash out physically. he'd rather it be him than anyone else. he has a pretty high pain tolerance, so a few punches won't hurt too much.

that being said, if he thinks you might hurt yourself, he'll absolutely restrain you—carefully. he's been unsafely restrained a few times himself, so he's very careful about it. mainly restrains you by holding your wrists and wrapping his arms around you. he'll hold you tight, but if you start seeming short of breath he loosens up a bit. he only does this if necessary, i cannot stress that enough. he hates making you feel trapped but he'd rather die than let you hurt yourself

never takes anything you say personally. you could tell him to off himself or that you wish he was dead and he'd just take it because he knows you don't mean it. always shoots down whatever you say about yourself though, he hates when you talk bad about yourself with a passion. tries to keep his voice calm so he doesn't agitate you further though

DANTE:

always outwardly laidback, so "staying calm" isn't a struggle for him. he gets kinda pissed off if you say something about yourself though

gives the best hugs, so he kinda just. bear-hugs you until you chill out if you start lashing out physically. he can tolerate a few punches, but if you start punching yourself... that's a different story.

also hugs you even if you're just suddenly sad for no reason. he's always ready to hug you

VERGIL:

has zero idea why you're acting so irrationally and erratically. definitely got really annoyed the first time because you weren't communicating (or were doing so badly)

if you have a diagnosis or suspect one, he'll do as much research on it as he possibly fucking can. then he sits you down and asks what works best for you during outbursts and stuff. he takes notes and everything

not too great at comforting but good at listening. not great at physical comfort but he tries.

[castielsonlyangel]

ᯓ★ˎˊ ‘you can’t save everyone’

Sam Winchester x fem!reader

content: angst, comfort (you comforting sam)

pairing: Sam Winchester x fem!reader

summary: sam feels like he failed on a hunt, so you comfort him and tell him its not his fault.

word count: 636

You heard the boots shuffle and the door slam before you saw him. Sam and Dean had come back from a hunt.

You were sat with your legs crossed and a book in hand— one you liked to read for pleasure instead of research, which Dean found impossible — when Sam trudged into the room, looking defeated. “How’d it go? You hurt?” You asked softly as you put your book down and made your way towards him.

A concerned frown formed on your face as you saw the tears that shone in his eyes against the warm light coming from the corner and his lack of response. “Sammy, what happened?” You pried gently, holding hid hands in yours, waiting patiently for him to open up. Sometimes it was a pain trying to get Sam to talk about his feelings or what happened during a hunt, usually having to find out through Dean or Castiel, but this time was different. He never cried after one, not that you saw.

He broke down as quickly as he had come into the room. His hands moved from yours to your back, pulling you to his chest and hugging you tightly. “I- I’m sorry. I couldn’t save him. I- I let the little boy die.” He choked out through the broken sobs. Your heart ached at the pure sadness and guilt in his voice and with how hard he was clinging to you. You pulled away from his tight embrace so you could lead him to sit down, which he did immediately. “You didn’t let him die, honey.” You whispered as you began to kiss away his tears. “Tell me what happened.”

“I was supposed to keep the family safe while Dean went to burn the bones.” Sam spoke, voice wavering every other word. “I dropped my gun. I mean, when have I ever done that before? It’s my fault. I couldn’t shoot it before it killed the kid.” You watched quietly as he spoke, squeezing his hand lightly as a form of comfort. You knew that once Sam started talking, it was best to let him keep going uninterrupted before he closed himself off again.

“The parents watched as their son died because of me-“ He said before he started to sob again. He buried his head into your shoulder and you hugged him tight, letting him know you were there for him always. “It’s not your fault, Sammy. It never is.” You mumbled against his hair. “You saved two other lives today, that has to count for something. Two is better than none.”

“But it’s worse than three.” He sniffled, his voice mumbled from your shoulder. You paused at his words, and sighed quietly. “You’re so hard on yourself, sweetheart. I know it’s horrible to see someone die because you felt you could’ve stopped it, but you’ve saved more lives than you haven’t. Hell, Sammy, you’ve saved mine more times than I can count.” You spoke steadily, trying to get through to him that it was okay to make mistakes, even with a job like this.

After a few more minutes, Sam had stopped crying. He looked at you and gave a lopsided smile. “Thank you for- for always being there for me and keeping me grounded.” You just smiled softly at him in return for his thanks. “Go take a shower and then we’ll go to bed. You stink.” You teased lightly, poking his cheek.

You were already lying in bed when Sam sat down beside you, holding you close as he pulled the covers over you both. His hair was still damp as he buried his face into your shoulder. “I love you, baby.” He mumbled quietly, already feeling the sleep begin to wash over him. “I love you too, Sammy.” You yawned as you cuddled into his chest.

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[joi-me-hoi-me-noi]

How MHA boys would act if they had a crush on you

A/n: @inasauros_ on TikTok had some small things and I wanted to go off of them and write small blurbs so yeah…, enjoy :D

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All Might -

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[Changes to his deep voice around you]

You had no idea All Might had a crush on you until Midnight whispered it into your ear. You almost didn’t believe her until you had to hand him paperwork that Principal Nezu…

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You’re behind his chair, watching him type and hum happily. You touch his shoulder gently, lean forward slightly and say his name.

“All Might, Nezu has some stuff for you to fill out.”

You can feel him tense at your voice and touch before he turns in his chair to take the stack of papers. He coughs and smiles at you, pink dusting his face.

“Thank you Y/n.”

His voice did sound deeper from when he spoke to his students and Midnight. You couldn’t help but smile, he was so adorable 🥰

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Hawks -

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[Compares hand sizes w/ you and thinks it’s peak romance] & [Delivers small items to you w/ feathers or on your desk (this one's mine :D)]

You both had similar quirks and you both work with Endeavor (most of time). He sees you around all the time as you do him, he’s just really awkward 😬

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[First one]

"Y/n, let's compare hand sizes."

The way you looked over at him confused had him even more fired up for some reason.

"Why?"

"Why not? We both have similar quirks and I just want to see something."

You shrug and hold out your hand for him to mess with while your free hand scrolls through your phone. You thought it was going to be a quick thing until he pulled up a seat next to you. You couldn't believe it but you weren't really doing anything at the moment either.

"Your hand is so... small."

His other hand traces shapes on the back of your hand and sometimes outlines the shape of your hands pressed together.

"Are you done?"

"Almost. Just stay still."

"Okay..."

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[Second one]

You were up by the vending machine buying yourself some snacks. Little did you know, someone noticed that you always bought the same snack every single time. You hum to yourself and when you turn to go back to your desk, you see the same snack that you picked up from the vending machine.

"What the-"

Then you spot the tuft of a red feather, you couldn't help but smile. You eat both snacks happily and continue your work. Not even 10 minutes later, two red feathers balancing a flower, a F/f to be exact, fly over to you and place it gently on your desk before zipping away quickly around the corner.

"Thanks Hawks."

You couldn't help but chuckle to yourself when you heard a small happy chirp from around the corner.

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IZUKU MIDORIYA -

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[Writes your name instead of his on his paper in class and quietly panics]

He thought you and your quirk was so cool! He even got to hang out with you in the dorms most of the time! He just didn't expect to think about you like that...

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You sat next to Izuku in class and always assisted him with his research and work. But, he was starting to catch feelings for you. He couldn't help but peek at you during the test handed out by Mr. Aizawa.

"Do you wanna get boba after class Izuku? My treat after helping me study."

"Sure Y/n. I'd love that."

Before you and Izuku could walk out of the classroom together, Aizawa's voice called out from the desk.

"Izuku, see me real quick."

"I'll wait by the fountain, I have to change clothes."

"See you then Y/n."

Izuku walks back into the classroom and approaches Aizawa. With no hesitation, Aizawa flips Izuku's test to show him and raises an eyebrow at him. He put your name where his name should've gone.

"Uhm...that was a mistake! I can fix it now!"

Izuku quickly erases your name with a bright blush on his face and replaces it with his own name.

"Sorry about that Mr. Aizawa!"

Aizawa dismisses Izuku and he immediately runs out of the room. Izuku was so embarrassed and just continued his trek to his room to prepare for your boba date.

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MIRIO TOGATA -

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[Accidentally copies your laugh; Denies when people say he's laughing differently]

You were the one who helped take down Overhaul with the group. You managed to keep up with him and help him when needed. You even stayed by his side in the hospital, falling asleep by his bedside.

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You both would help Aizawa babysit Eri and even spar with each other. It was the day of the festival and you had taken Eri to get something to eat from one of the many food stands at UA. Mirio spoke to Tamaki and Nejire.

Nejire was poking fun at Tamaki and telling him not to be so nervous, then Mirio let out a laugh. They both stopped and stared at him, confused and in shock.

"Why are you guys looking at me like that?"

"Your laugh..."

"What about it?"

"It's...different."

Mirio stayed silent and thought about it for a second. He kinda did switch his laugh, it almost sounded like yours, almost identical to it. He decided to deny their claims with a smile.

"This is how I always laugh."

"No, it's not. You kinda sound like-"

Nejire gasps at the realization and then smirks at Mirio.

"Aww, you're laughing like-"

"I gotta go get something to eat so I can meet up with Eri and Y/n. Talk to you later."

He speaks quickly and disappears as quick as he speaks. His friends look on in shock but leave him be. Nejire was snickering while Tamaki was giving her a small smile.

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KATSUKI BAKUGO -

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[Yells at someone else in front of you just to flex dominance]

Bro his friends already know the deal...right as they see you walk into the classroom...

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As soon as the tip of your foot presses into the floor of the classroom, Kaminari and Kirishima knew they were going to get yelled at. Did they take it to heart? No, they'd smile knowingly because it happened every time you appeared.

While he's yelling at them both, Kaminari waves at you with a smile.

"Hey Y/n. As you can see, we're currently being yelled at."

The yelling would slowly come to a halt when you look him in the eyes.

"What did they do to make you so mad Katsuki?"

He looks away from you and starts grumbling out an answer. You couldn't even understand what he was saying but you just nodded along anyway.

"Y/n."

All Might enters the room in a hurry, you look and notice Midoriya is absent from his seat.

"Young Midoriya needs some additional assistance in the infirmary."

"Man, he's always doing something crazy. I'll be right there in a sec All Might."

Hearing Midoriya's name slip from your mouth made something snap inside him. But at least you and him were on a first name basis. You slide your hand on Bakugo's shoulder and lean in to whisper in his ear.

"Go easy on them, killer. We'll talk later."

He makes a small grumble sound in response and your hand slips off his shoulder as you quickly walk out of the classroom to help Midoriya. As soon as you leave, Mina and Sero join the group, choosing to sit behind Bakugo.

"Yelling at people isn't going to win her over y'know-"

"SHUT UP DUMBASS!"

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SHOTO TODOROKI -

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[Got caught staring a bit too many times] + [One of his quirks set off when you compliment him]

He somehow loses focus when he sees you, his mind always is drawn towards you. Like always...

(A/n: this use to be my manz before Mirio got mentioned!!!)

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[First One]

You walk into the classroom? He's looking at you. Even in the hallway, if he hears your laugh or your voice, he's looking for you. It makes his friends giggle considering they've never seen Todoroki act like this towards anyone before.

Hell, he ran into a stop sign when he saw you outside of school.

"You stare at Y/n a lot, Todoroki..."

His eyes widen and his cheeks become a bit hot before trying to change his features back to his neutral state. He hadn't realized. Did he stare too much?

"Do you like her Todoroki?"

Now that question makes his cheeks burn and he quickly turns to the side.

"We'll take that as a yes."

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[Second One]

When Todoroki was learning some new moves with his friends during his free time in the training room, you had come in to train as well. Everyone turned to look at you when you came in and you smiled at them.

"Thank God that someone's here. I need to borrow your quirks to practice some quick movements."

"How?"

"Just throw as many quick moves as you can and I'll try to avoid them with quick simple movements."

Everyone agreed and got into position to help you out while practicing their own new moves on you. When Todoroki hit you with one of his biggest moves, you propelled yourself upward with the help of your quirk.

You jump over the wall of spikes and land smoothly behind him with a smirk.

"That was kinda hard but good practice. Good job Shoto!"

You pick up your things off the ground and go to exit the training room with sweat pellets all over your skin. As soon as the door closes behind you, his left side ignites in flames so big that it could cause a fire.

When Todoroki notices Midoriya scribbling in his notebook on his specific page, he settles his left side.

"That's kind of cute how you got worked up over a compliment from Y/n."

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INASA YOARASHI -

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[Starts yelling compliments across the room. Even if the room is crowded/quiet]

He's a bit silly but for you. All he wants to do is prove to you that he loves you a lot and appreciates you. He needs everyone to know that he likes you and with the way he acts towards you, everybody does. How cute yet embarrassing...

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You had been at the arena event with the kids early so you could get your hero license. The kids surprisingly liked you a lot, so it was fairly easy to control the whole class. You passed alone with flying colors :D. Then they announced your name and his head turned to the side so quick 😭

"Y/NNNNNN"

You waved goodbye to kids and told them to run along. They do and they quickly start causing chaos for the other students of UA and Shiketsu High.

"YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!!"

You simply smile at him and then walk out of the arena to watch from the stands. Let me tell you, he had found out where you were sitting and every two seconds, he'd scream out a compliment to you. It did cause his teacher to yell at him to focus on the task at hand.

You noticed him every time and acknowledged his compliment. It was hilarious and you had to admit, he was a bit of a cutie pie himself.

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SHOJI MEZO -

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[Stalks you lowkey; Says 'just passing by' for the 10th time today]

You work in the department of support with Mei. You started to notice him when she kept noticing an eyeball peeking through the window of the door.

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You had noticed him multiple times in the hallway and at lunch, but especially in the hallways. His tall frame would pass by you at least 15 times a day. Hell, he'd even break his hero costume just to get you to fix it.

"L/n, can you fix this for me, it ripped."

He hands you his hero costume which looks like the mask area of it was cut up with some wacky ahh scissors.

"Mezo, you sure you didn't cut these up?"

You look at the fabric intently, using your loupe glasses to zoom in one the cuts.

"I fought a villain today and he happened to have a strange quirk. He cut up my mask."

You decided to go along with it and hummed in response. You pulled over a rolling chair and patted the seat.

"It won't take long, just have a seat here."

He complies and watches you work intently. He notices you smell good too and can't help but enjoy being around you. You hand him his hero costume after 5-6 minutes of sewing.

"Good as new! Well, see you."

With that you get back to work on 2A's gadgets that they asked for. He passes by your table at lunch all the time, just looking and mumbles a hello under his breath. You respond happily every time. Including when he walks really close to you in the hallway.

He helps you carry your gadgets all the time and even stops when you stop to do something. It's really cute but kinda stalker-like lol. Even though he doesn't mean to be like a stalker lol.

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RIKIDO SATO -

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[Says 'I baked this for the whole class' and hands only you a cupcake]

I'd like to say he bakes a lot in the dorms and he just walks into the commons area cuz he knows you'll be there talking or relaxing there instead of in the confines of your dorm room...

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You're currently out in the common area chatting it up with Midoriya and Todoroki. Bakugo and his friends are out there too. You smell something delicious and turn around noticing Sato approaching you with a tray of baked goods.

"Here you go Y/n."

"Thanks Sato."

You take a bite out of the dessert and hum in a happy way. It was so good.

"It's really good. Thank you so much."

You notice Bakugo looking over at Sato with a distasteful grimace.

"Oi! What about the rest of us, you teasing us with food now!"

Sato doesn't even respond the angry blonde, you knew he wasn't going to waste his time on him. He starts to walk back to his dorm room, tray still in hand as the delicious smell fades.

"HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU DUMBASS! GET BACK HERE!"

And oh boy, when class starts tomorrow, Bakugo approaches Sato demanding him to explain himself.

"Why did only Y/n get a dessert?! Picking favorites are we?!"

You look back at Bakugo with an oatmeal cookie hanging from your mouth.

"Y/n's honest. She'll tell me if it's good or not. You're just angry."

When he said that, that pissed Bakugo off more than it should.

"WHAT?!?!?!?"

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HITOSHI SHINSO -

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[Drops dramatic poetry notebooks in front of you on purpose; He does NOT read them]

He thinks he eats every time but he really ain't eating at all. It's sometimes the poems are good and most of the time they are bad lol.

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When Shinso first dropped his notebook, you returned it back to him the next day only for him to drop it in front of you again in the halls. When you picked it up and flipped through it, you could feel his eyes watching you.

When you lifted your head up, he disappeared quickly behind a corner. Some weren't even poems... little doodles, lists, hero costume sketches were all featured in Shinso's notes. You have at least 15 or more of his notebooks in your dorm by now.

When he was walking with Eri, he dropped his notebook in front of you. Poor Eri looked so confused.

"Shinso, you dropped your notebook."

Eri goes to pick it up but he quickly makes eye contact with you and then snatches Eri up in his arms, running behind a wall. You could hear him talking to her but flip through it anyway. This time the poems were eating at your heart.

They were all about you! Your eyes, personality and even your facial expressions were included in the poems and tiny drawings of your face. It was so cute, you peered up at the wall and he quickly drew back behind it.

Shinso was too cute!!!

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FUMIKAGE TOKOYAMI -

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[Randomly says something poetic to look mysterious in front of you]

He be selling sometimes, I cannot lie. Like sometimes it'll be at a weird time when he says something super poetic. Sometimes it hits, sometimes it's just... odd.

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You walked into the commons room with your computer and a cup of noodles in hand as well as a blanket wrapped around your shoulders. You hated the silence of your dorm room and really wanted to watch a show and be able to get extremely comfortable.

You set up your space on the couch in dark commons area and start watching your show. In the middle of eating and watching your little Netflix show, you feel the couch cushion behind you move. Using your quirk, you lift a finger into the air and a shimmer enlightens from your fingertip.

"Oh my gosh! Tokoyami, you scared the absolute crap out of me." You whisper-yell before dimming the light from your finger.

"Sorry, I heard something and came to investigate."

You notice the novel in his hands and smile at him.

"You wanna chill here with me? You don't have to watch the show if you don't want to, you can do your own thing."

He hums in response before saying something weirdly poetic.

"Being next to someone in the dark is like a warm blanket shrouded in darkness."

You can't help but laugh a little bit before responding.

"I suppose it is Tokoyami, I suppose it is."

Dark Shadow pops up next to you underneath your blanket with a giggle.

"What he's trying to say is-"

Tokoyami pulls his phone from his pocket and shines the flashlight on Dark Shadow. The shadow howls in agony before shuffling more underneath the blanket.

"Alright, alright. I'll behave, I'm trying to watch this show."

Tokoyami grunts and gives Dark Shadow a dirty look before returning to reading his novel. You can't help but send a smirk over your shoulder to Tokoyami, he has a red hue on his face.

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EIJIRO KIRISHIMA -

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[Randomly flexes when you're near and acts all surprised when he 'notices' you]

Bro, even Bakugo is wondering what the hell that idiot is doing. The whole friend group just wonders if he'll ever say anything to you. Probably not lol.

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Bruh, Kirishima needs to find a new hobby for his friends' sakes. The way this man looks around to see if you're there or around is absolutely insane. The whole gang talked to him about it too.

"Why don't you just talk to her, you'll never know if you don't try."

Kirishima rubs the back of his neck, looking off to the side with a pink hue on his cheeks.

"I'm sort of nervous to even say anything to her, maybe she'll talk to me if I show her how manly I am."

He said that with some much confidence that he couldn't even hear the group groan and ask him to change his mind about that.

But whenever, and I mean whenever, you would walk into any room and he spots you or smells your fragrance before you come into the room, he flexes. You, of course, look over like what the helly is happening and then he acts surprised.

"Oh hey Y/n, I didn't see you there."

One thing you learned when that happened is that Mina cannot hold in her laughter for the life of her. You couldn't help but laugh with her, it was a cute moment and he decided from then on that he liked your laugh.

Don't get me started on when y'all swim or train in the same room...

If you train in the same room, he'll pick a bench near you, peel his shirt off and get to work. You notice and just smile to yourself, continuing your work out. After the workout is done, you both sit next to each other on the bench.

He'll hand you a water and you'll thank him before taking a sip. Then you'd notice his eyes on you, flex your muscles and smile when he does the same. Cute moment, 10/10.

But with swimming, girlypop, you ain't gonna be able to do nothing without him looking at you. He's in the pool messing around and then flexes his back when you're behind him, talking to Mina on the poolside with your feet in the water.

You sometimes push his back with your foot and he'll shiver from the cool water or from you, just you doing that will get him all blushy and shit. It's mad cute, not when Bakugo is yelling at him to focus on beating him in the pool. But still cute <3

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A/n: I'm FINALLY fucking done!!! Now I can play Stellar Blade and watch Dragon Ball (from start to finish) guys!! YIPPEEE!!! Requests are still open btw :D and thank y'all for being patient!!!

[riesdumpflix]

Hoshina Soshiro being the annoying boyfriend.

Annoying gf x Annoyed bf? Nope! Hoshina will annoy the fuck out of you to the point that he will, oh he will, out annoy you if you even choose to do so.

Hoshina is very very Annoying bf coded, that even his partner never escapes the constant teasing and yapping that's supposedly reserved only for the newbie officers he's training.

In fact, you're possibly his first target ever.

You're doing work alone? He will sit beside you and yap consistently, and it's all about the new officers he's making them do ten to fifteen laps.

It hasn't even been a minute of sitting down on your office chair, and taking a sip from a herbal tea Okonogi recommended, before a certain Vice Captain began to make his way to you with his own chair (where did he even get that?)

Oh god, you just wanted to get things done.

"That much paperwork? I see the higher ups are working ya to the bone as usual." Hoshina grins from the side, almost like the mischiveous cheshire cat looking for trouble.

He didn't even falter when you gave him a deep sigh in return. "Ya ever wondered what it would feel like to have less paperwork? As Vice Captain it feels nice to just write a report and end the day. Maybe ya should ditch statistics and become a platoon leader," He leaned forward, his arm transferring warmth against yours by merely staying there. "Though you'd probably have to run fifteen laps around the training area. I think ya would do better than Kafka, that idiot fell to his knees halfway!" Hoshina snorted.

You set down your papers, never once leaning away from his presence or brushing him off. You love him, god you would do anything for him—and you look at him straight in the eyes with much softness as you can muster.

"Soshiro," you say quietly. Hoshina hums, his red eyes staring back with the gentleness reserved only for you.

Oh do you love him—you truly do. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for: hard working, good looking, so protective even if he knows you can handle yourself—

And you feel yourself blankly staring at Hoshina with a profound tiredness. "Soshiro, it's monday. Please."

Soshiro laughs—giggles, then the ever loving asshole starts to fucking wheeze.

You're exhausted? Personal space is nonexistent and he will enter that tiny bubble (or the lack thereof) you try to put up to recharge the social battery you've drained.

The JAKDF has its work cut out for everyone. It's been the most stressful month with what's been happening recently—god forbid you enjoy a simple quiet time to yourself, but obviously that wouldn't happen. Oh no, not with the new realization that Kaiju can turn into humans, not with the blatant declaration of Kaiju no. 9's against humanity, not since Captain Shinomiya passed away.

And now you're here in the library at 5pm: no work, and no more additional worries about the future state of Japan. No pressure, totally, as if the innocent lives doesn't rest at the palm of the JAKDF's hands. No pressure at all.

It's quiet, for once. The whole day it's just been constant chatter from coworkers all over the third division. From the operation room, to the research department, the Kaiju weaponry laboratory, the freaking bathrooms.

(You can't help it, with how anxious the environment has been it practically rubbed off on you.)

It's not your break, not yet at least. You just needed a moment. Even just a minute to recharge, close your eyes and let your mind think about random stuff that isn't Kaiju, and most importantly, gather enough energy for your social battery to be at maximum capacity—

"Oh good, you're here." oh no

Any other day you would swoon at that voice.

"Hoshina—" before you could even hiss out a small warning, his arms wraps around your torso and brings you closer to him.

"Not Soshiro? Maybe it was a good decision to come bother ya." You see him pout for a moment (what is he a child??) before giving you that lighthearted shit-eating grin of his as he squeezed you tighter in his arms.

"I'm on break—"

"—I'm not." You retort, and he pouts. Like an actual kid who didn't get his fucking candy. But you're here, and you're no better, as you reluctantly (sure) start carressing the side of his biceps (it's therapeutic, okay?)

"Then as punishment, you're staying here for the rest of my break."

"I thought we keep personal affairs out of work?" You groaned helplessly, trying to squirm out his hold. But being the strong Vice Captain he is, your bowlcut asshole boyfriend never once budged.

"Are ya trying to defy your superior officer?"

"I'm trying to take a break you insensitive prick!"

Hoshina hums before bringing the both of you down on the couch, his arms still secure on your back—you refuse to acknowledge the fact you melted easily when his thumbs mindlessly rubbed patterns on your side, and you refuse to give in the way he nuzzles his head closely to your neck, you know he's exploiting your weaknesses—!

"I haven't seen ya all day, ya know..." Soshiro mumbled pettily, "The freakin' Kaiju number 10 kept on bein' a major headache."

You reluctantly relax in his hold, bringing your arms around his waist and sigh contentedly. Okay, maybe–maybe this is...fine. Clearly, the two of you are worn out. You need Soshiro as much as he needs you.

Just you and him in your own tiny little bubble. Yeah... that sounds nice.

"Though, have to admit you're a much greater headache than him." He grins lightly, and you could feel the way he's smiling on your skin (and the way blood is slowly rising to your head), "You're such a weirdo, sleepin' in the library when my bed is comfortable—especially with the two of us in it."

....it was too good to be true.

An irk mark appears near your temple before you're shoving Hoshina off the couch.

Soshiro's laughing—again, and for god's sake he's wheezing on the floor while comedic tears drip down his eyes.

You match his freak? He out freaks you, holey moley he does something so unexpected—and now you're flabbergasted with absolutely no idea how to respond.

"You're such a killjoy, and ya wonder why your friend list is so short? You're boring."

You rolled your eyes, patiently waiting as Hoshina backs his car with practiced ease. His stupidly adorable yellow car (you couldn't choose between it being cute or outright stupid looking) slowly being parked.

The two of you (mostly Hoshina) have been arguing about the most stupid thing ever, you barely remember what it was originally about.

And how dare he call you boring! Just because he spotted two stray kittens on the walk towards his car, and you reminded him that you can't take them home (sadly) caused him to grumble and pout like a fucking child. the amount of times he's acted like a whining baby in your relationship is so constant you're just numb to it at this point.

(Honestly you let that one slide, it was a bit reasonable. The kittens were too cute but hey, with the constant blaring alarms in the city and the large amount of work you two have, you're barely at your apartment. Hell, you've slept more at the Tachikawa Base's couch than your bed.)

—Back to the current situation, your asshole of a boyfriend is escalating the banter to another stupid topic you forgot about.

Hoshina's arm is relaxed on the passenger seat, his hand almost touching your shoulder as he looks back the window. You seethed quietly as you knew he was doing this on purpose, purposefully flexing his biceps and his side view (he has a lethal face card, and you do love some eye candy).

"At least I have friends." You argued back, slapping Hoshina's arm away.

And of course, he grins, before purposefully stretching his arm closer to your shoulder and putting weight on it. You had to take a deep breath before you choose to act upon the very tempting thought of twisting his arm—lest the two of you get in an accident from just parking.

And you pride yourself in being the calm and collected one in your relationship, so no, you are not falling to such childish, immature, and annoying retorts—

"What friends? Ya mean Okonogi and your research papers? Or the five plushies stacked in your work room? Maybe ya just can't tell inanimate objects from real life people." Hoshina snickers, finally parks the car as he turns of the engine. And that was your cue.

Your hand meets his wrist and you twist it. Calm and collected is no more the moment he insulted your beloved belongings in your work area. He can insult you all he wants—

"Ah—owowow, ow! Overreactin' much?!" Hoshina yelps in pain, yet the asshole still has that grin on.

—But your plushies stay out of his insulting mouth.

You rolled your eyes before letting his wrist go, maybe then he'd have some form of remorse. "You're such a baby, it wasn't even that strong."

"I could reprimand ya for using physical violence against your superior!"

"Maybe I should finish the job, it would do everyone a favor."

"I'm reprimandin' ya for makin' death threats to your superior!" You sigh—albeit lovingly. It's a rare occassion for the both of you to have the same day off (you suspect Captain Ashiro is behind this) and right now you can, to your heart's greatest content, throw back insults against Hoshina—Soshiro.

For today, you're not just a researcher in the Third Division. For today, Hoshina is not the Vice Captain of the Third Division (who's either the most strict in training the officers, and quite frightening against mid-sized Kaiju, or the most unserious one who decides to become a menace to anyone within a five mile radius).

He's now Soshiro, your annoying boyfriend.

And you, resolute and determined, will be today's triumphant winner.

Before Soshiro could say anything else, you grabbed his wrist that you twisted—and Soshiro immediately tried to yank his wrist back (you swear, he's the one overreacting.. maybe) but your hold remained firm yet gentle.

You hear the words 'I swear I will file a proper punishment if ya act violent—' from his mouth, yet you paid no mind to it.

Instead, you bring your lips to his wrist, specifically on the spot where you know is sore and aching. Just like that—you managed to make the Hoshina Soshiro shut up.

I win, you told yourself. Loud and goddamn proud. You tried to bite down your own grin—though the satisfaction was too high you couldn't help but let a small smile slip.

But that's not the end. Oh no, oh nonono, you are better than that.

His wrist still in your hand, you gather your resolve and tilt your head up—in the way you know it will, without a doubt get Soshiro hooked—with the softest smile before saying: "There, Vice Captain. Did I kiss it better?"

I fucking win, you told yourself once more. Soshiro's usual closed eyes are open, and his mouth slightly agape. Stunned. And hues of red are visibly rising on the back of his neck.

Then you gently drop his hand. And then you were estatic—you felt like you were on top of the world. This is how it feels like to, for once in a fucking lifetime, turn the tables against him. Make him shut up. Make the Hoshina Soshiro speechless. Oh god were you giddy and smug as hell—and you prepared to step out the car door like nothing happened, and ready to feel like you won the fucking lottery for the rest of the— why is the door not budging?

You blink in confusion when the car door is suddenly locked. And before you could even process that, you hear a click. And even before a questioning sound could leave you—wait, why is your seat pulled all the way back? Why are you lying flat on your back— wait, what?

"Haa.. I admit that was funny." Soshiro mused above you.

...what?

You first see Soshiro's red eyes before you felt his lips on yours. Then you start to feel the weight of his body pressing against yours, and his arm placed beside your head on the car seat.

...oh.

Recovering from your initial shock, you start to reciprocate the light yet firm kiss from him. You forgot you could finally show proper physical affection without prying eyes, or the slight worry of doing too much PDA in the base, and oh how much you missed this feeling—

Then the weight of his body, and the soft fleeting kiss, disappeared as quick as it appeared, before you could properly reciprocate it.

And it finally took you a few minutes to realize that he, the quick thinking bastard he is, pulled the passenger seat back before you could get out, and kissed you.

"I think we have a dinner reservation to catch up, right?" Soshiro smiled, so sweet, so lovely, and so infuriating.

Soshiro's hand reached out to cup the side of your cheek while maintaining a very very smug grin. you refuse to acknowledge the feeling of heat rising to your cheeks Oh no, nonono you're not giving in yet, you're not allowing yourself to give him the satisfaction—you won already. You hit the fucking jackpot, so why are you still flushing underneath him–?

You can't help but grumble in defeat, very reluctantly. "Did you really have to pull back the passenger seat?"

"You shoulda seen the look on ya face!" He cackled, pinching your cheek slightly as his shoulders shook intensely from laughter.

Next time, you tell yourself. Next time, you will get the upperhand.

It was then you twisted his arm, with full strength, before actually stepping out of the car. Ignoring the pained sounds from him and his frantic apologies.

That would do for now.

...you couldn't ask for a better day.

That's Hoshina Soshiro, the man you grew to love despite all the antics that earns you a massive headache (and a smile, without a doubt).

a/n: why was this longer than i originally meant it to be 🧍‍♀️anyways... thanks for reading through my yap (/drabble..? /fic...?) session about a character who's made up of pixels

the lack of hoshina fics is kind of criminal so.. 🥀

also this is purely my headcannon but its fanfiction so 🗣

Also it's been a while since I wrote fics.. mb for the wrong grammar :'D

[quietplace26]

Now as for Albedo in all this. Well indeed say that it’s likely that either he went all the way to Mondstadt himself and met Alice there or he met Alice and she brought him there. But regardless, I bet Alice could and would have known about the two mountain gremlins bc one of them went as far as ask for help w/ putting Durin into a body. While she wasn’t the best alchemist (that title belonged to her dear gold) but still in the end Durin did come to be his dragon-human self. (Working on stuff for human! Durin. He doesn’t look like human verison from 5.6 bc that’s storybook Durin and this is Durin durin.)

Anyways it was quite hard to sneak their dragon brother into things but it’s just kinda accepted nowadays as ‘Evil dragon wasn’t evil by his own means and now existing having fun with his freedom and good for him’.

He’s also?? Kinda of??? A tree??

That’s kinda why much like Lotus he grows plants on him. Bc he is also part tree as a side effect. Also he tends to not where shoes… at all. He hates them with fiery passion.

He also doesn’t need to worry about dragonspine a temperature bc he’s extremely hot in temperature both internally and externally. So during hot days you’ll just find him laying upside in dragonspine’s waters just snoozing way. (He’s taken a nap).

That means he’s also the best cuddle buddy during winter and snow. He’s also the best guide and knowledge keeper on dragonspine, he tends to ramble often about history and it drags any academia scholar inside bc sources?? Please?? I beg?? And Durin just shrugs say gimme a day and comes back with ancient ass texts that sages in Sumeru would kill for. And he’s like yeah you can read and use and cite it, but it stays on dragonspine or with me.

Also Durin is a big book nerd lol. He makes his own library in the caves that exist.

Now back to Albedo- (I rambled so much about Durin but yeah-). Albedo who doesn’t know how to comprehend this. 1) There is one of his last pior creations he knows is dead, 2) he is not the first attempt and seeing both Lotus and Dorian and is making him feel something horrible about that and 3) what in the name of fuck does he do.

Eventually after everything (he pulls off wild stunts just like his brothers bc if the secret is kinda already out…what’s the use in hiding it) so Albedo just does more random shit on a basis and it’s accepted. He’s also the only one of his siblings that doesn’t live on dragonspine, although he does visit often and primarily conducts research there still. Klee is allowed to come inside of remaining within Mondstadt bc 1) there is no one on this mountain who can easily get away with it with all four of them here and 2) It’s been pretty much her personal playground for years already by this point, not to mention there are his brothers who are more then overjoyed to watch her.

So difficult adjusting in the beginning and pretty overall accepting towards the end. He also gets to grow a bit of a grudge against gold for his masters actions.

I love the lore drop on your take on og Durin. He sounds so fun and interesting. Makes me wonder how he'll react to Mini Durin.

"...Who's tiny hatchling is this? And can I take him-"

Cut to Wanderer coming in with a loud "NO!".

Oh, and Albedo. It took him some time, but he's got his own little family~ 3 older brothers, a gremlin little sister- he definitely likes what he has now.

Tagging: @platinumrosetail, @arn9tails, @bloodytea, @esthelily, @uniquecutie-puffs

[apricatt-art]

princess tutu posting <3

[messymoonmad]

this isn’t me being freaky or anything I’m just a history and mythology nerd. Sports were done naked. That’s why women weren’t allowed the Olympics then bc they thought it would be indecent for women to watch naked men

So sorry I’m just a nerddddd

I loveee history but my favorite historical Olympic event was the 1912 Olympic marathon :D

Needing out again, sorry.

I’m just a bit history and mythology obsessed so if you ever want to know some history facts-

I’ll leave now sorry

Don't give me more reason to draw naked men-

He's here for the show...

Part 1 -part 2- part3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

[fatehbaz]

weekly navel-gazing update: this week is most consequential event in long time. keyword search: "scared" "is it ok to be scared" "beaten and tortured by the ogre"

[margindoodles2407]

GUYS I MIGHT HAVE A JOB OPENING. PLEASE PLEASE PRAY