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We’ve had girl kissing Nico, now I present girlfailure girl kissing fem reader who has a crush on Kyrie and goes to Nero for help, cause she’s totally clueless on if Kyrie likes her back or not

nero as your girlkissing adventures wingman part 2‼️✨

sorry this took so long thx for your patience mwah mwah 🫶🏼

honestly it's the same basic deal...

he makes fun of you for being such a disaster, that doesn't change

but he isn't a double agent this time. kyrie doesn't need help with stuff like this

she's pretty forward but you... like i said. disaster. you're overthinking eeeverything

so basically it's just you going "omg she gave me flowers she's so sweet. too bad she doesn't like me like that" and nero's like "jfc i already told you-" 😭

anyways it's a huge weight off his back when you two finally get together

and it's a huge weight off of kyrie's too cuz she thought she was gonna have to start getting aggressive with it and she did NOT want that

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how dmc characters are with drunk partners‼️✨

because i'm fucking lazy and just wanna play sims 4 so i can't make myself get to that request rn. i'm so fucking sorry anon i'll do it tomorrow i swear 😭🙏🏼

nero is the patient type. very caring. he's completely sober because 1. it takes a lot to get him drunk and hates getting hungover and 2. someone has to take care of you.

dante is either drunk with you or doing his best to take care of you. he's... trying.

vergil is, like nero, completely sober. unlike nero, he's not exactly the patient type but he tries because he loves you

nico is drunk off her ass with you. you can't trust her to take care of you and whatever you do, do NOT let her drive. she's crazy on the road sober you don't wanna see her on the road drunk

kyrie is lightly buzzed at most. also the patient, caring type but if you're sober then pssst lemme let you in on a lil (non)secret... she likes being taken care of too...

trish is sober. she isn't exactly the caring type but she does keep you out of trouble

lady is drunk and possibly unconscious.

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Helloo! Can I request nero with gn!reader that's bilingual/speaks multiple languages? Either dmc4 or dmc5 is alright!! ^^

nero x bilingual!reader‼️✨

here's a hc on fortuna's language that i love!! not needed to understand the headcanons by any means but still a fun read (imo but i just like languages)

i love the idea of fortuna's language basically just being italian with french influence so that's what we're going with here

reader is g/n and speaks english and italian for the sake of the headcanons :)

nero speaks both fortunan AND english fluently. you two have only ever spoken english with each other

so imagine his surprise when you say something under your breath in italian. it's a short phrase, so he understands the entire thing perfectly with no need to assume

he just fucking. slowly turns his head to look at you 😭 he's so fucking shocked

puts his hands on your shoulders and looks at you all seriously while asking "since when do you speak fortunan?"

you correct him and say you speak italian, to which he says "why didn't you tell me you speak italian? they're mutually intelligible. we could've been talking shit in front of people this entire time." (as if you guys don't already do that 💀)

bonus‼️✨

some headcanons for if the language you speak isn't italian! can be any language you want (including italian still) :)

he loves when you speak your language to him even if he has zero idea what you're saying. it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy just based off your tone and the way you look at him

he thinks it's hilarious when you switch languages just to curse people out. he picks up on the curse words pretty fast. he also thinks your language's phrases and metaphors are super interesting

he likes the way your voice changes in pitch when you switch languages. he thinks it's interesting even though his does the same thing (he doesn't notice)

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Hope you’re doing alright

Imagine a part 2 to the story with the cat that hates Nero but the cat eventually starts to warm up to Nero and starts to be nicer when the reader is around

nero when the cat warms up to him‼️✨

hope this is sufficient, it's pretty late and i was multitasking between this and comforting a friend so 😭 sorry if it kinda sucks, thanks for the request!! /gen

it takes him a while to notice that the cat is being nicer to him

one day the cat is laying next to him. not on his lap but just laying next to him asleep. after a while it puts its chin on his leg and starts purring

he's like "huh that's weird" and then realises it had been rubbing against his legs and pawing at his shirt as he passes by and stuff like that lately

he brings it up after you guys turn the lights out and get comfortable and you're like "that cat fucking loves you" and he gets all warm and fuzzy inside 😭

"yeah i love that stupid cat too"

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nero's favourite songs by those music artists‼️✨

i'm defo a little biased lolol shhh don't tell

i'll get to that request i have tomorrow!! i'm getting on the plane soon

blink*182 - Down

pierce the veil - Pass the Nirvana

kmfdm - Megalomaniac or Stray Bullet

self-deception - Fight Fire with Gasoline

sleeping with sirens - Complete Collapse, Agree to Disagree or Bloody Knuckles (i like sleeping with sirens)

slipknot - Custer

taking back sunday - Cute Without The 'E'

papa roach - Last Resort

get scared - Told Ya So

dope - Die MF Die

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i'm going to summer camp from august 10 to august 16th!! please send in requests so i can schedule them to go out on the days i'll be gone please and thanks!! <3

request guidelines/rules

previous pinned post

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10 music artists i think nero would like‼️✨

these are all on my nero playlist as well :3 my personal one anyway

blink*182

pierce the veil

kmfdm

self-deception

sleeping with sirens

slipknot

taking back sunday

papa roach

get scared

dope

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a few more sleep headcanons‼️✨

he falls asleep kinda easily. he's kinda like a dad

he falls asleep on the couch during a movie if he's tired enough.

he's fallen asleep during baths you take together. like you'll just be sitting with him and suddenly you hear him snoring behind you LMAOOO

sometimes he doesn't remember falling asleep. wakes up at a loud noise like "HUH WHERE AM I..."

drools sometimes. he'll wake up with drool on his shirt and ask if you did that. like no dude you conked the fuck out

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Hi! It's me again ^^

Can we get some hcs on showering together with our sweet boy? Just some fluff to help heal us all :)

i love shower scenarios <3 especially the innocent fluffy ones :3

g/n!reader

he's always down to shower with you, no matter what. he loves seeing you naked, but it's completely innocent (unless you guys are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 that is), he knows how to keep things pg. he just loves everything about you, he thinks you're beautiful with zero imperfections.

he's holding you and touching you all over, he canNOT keep his hands off you. he loves skin-to-skin contact more than he'll ever verbally admit

groans and protests half-heartedly when you try to push him off so you can actually wash yourself 😭

but he lets go real fast if you say you'll wash his hair for him 🤭 his head is his weak spot

he loves hugging you from behind and kissing your neck and shoulders. he's super slow and lazy about it, he gets all weak when he gets that much skin-to-skin contact

bonus‼️✨

he's much more of a shower guy, but if you ask him to take a bath with you, he will. it really doesn't take much convincing LOL. he doesn't care that it's super uncomfortable for him (tall 🥀), if you wanna take a bath with him he'll do it (he's whipped as fuck)

he used to be super shy about anything involving either of you being naked, but once he gets comfortable, it just isn't a problem anymore.

his favourite thing is cuddling naked—innocently. again, he's knows how to keep things pg ✨ just 100% skin-to-skin contact? he's so down for that at all times

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i. couldn't think of a good title for this one.

nero angst‼️✨

takes place directly after the events of dmc5. it's a little half-baked but that's not a surprise atp 💔

g/n!reader

he keeps it together until he gets home and tries to keep keeping it together because it's "not a big deal" even though he feels like dying

wonders why they left. was he not good enough? was he doomed to have no blood relatives that love him? did he not try hard enough to stop them?

tries to convince himself that you, kyrie and nico are enough for him. and you are! all of you truly are enough for him. you make him happy. he loves you and you love him.

but there's this deep aching pain that's driving him insane that feels impossible to ignore and he knows you noticed. he knows you know how abandoned he's feeling and it's humiliating because sometimes he wishes you didn't know him so well

it takes some coaxing to get him to let you hold him. it makes him feel weak, but he also needs it. needs to feel comforted. and he does feel comforted once he gives in, but it doesn't help much with that ache

you try to convince him to take a day off tomorrow, but you don't try too hard. you know he needs to keep himself busy, that's how he's always coped with things

you're worried about him overworking himself but there's not much you can do to stop him, so you just love on him as much as possible when he gets home

because you know he feels abandoned and impossible to love. so you have to remind him that you do love him more than anything.

he isn't good with words, but he hopes you know how much he loves and appreciates you.

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Hear me out 🙌

FTMNero In a T4T relationship with an FTM partner

Have a great day, if you don't I'll cry 😔

sorry i'm in california rn 😭 not that my posts aren't constantly very late in the day but ykwim. i thought of as much as i could while watching a movie (i'm easily distracted so it was kind of a struggle 🥀)

my day was good please don't cry 💔💔

if you were to come out to him after he's already transitioned himself, it could go one of two ways. he either has zero initial tact and says "okay. sounds about right." like an idiot and then immediately backs up and tries again, or he does it right the first time and gives you a hug and says he still loves you.

"i dunno i've been thinking i probably like men too anyway. i never was the straightest person in the room."

if he tells you before either of you transition, he's terrified of being rejected and left because. abandonment issues. he hates crying and avoids doing it as much as possible, but the second you accept him and say it's okay, the waterworks start. he keeps it quiet but he's crying so hard. it's one of the best days of his life when you tell him you still love him.

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pool with nero headcanons‼️✨

came up with some stuff but it still ain't great 🥀

g/n!reader

he burns. BAD.

rarely starts water fights but retaliates accordingly if you do

he's chill to hang out of the water or in. really doesn't care

really likes just floating in the water though. it's relaxing (he ends up sunburnt. worth it [kind of])

you have to remind him to put sunscreen on or he'll forget and burn to a crisp. that being said, he burns less than vergil and more than dante

omg hii hope u are having a good day 😊i saw u were taking requests and i LOVEE all your nero headcanons which made me wonder if you’d be able to do a gn!reader and nero headcanons of them going to a park or swimming and how’d he act/what the day would be like! thank youuu! also it can be dmc4 or dmc 5 nero it doesn’t matter

hi, i actually drk what to do for this bc my brain's been fried all day... i've been having some off days lately idk. i've done something similar tho!!

the something similar

really sorry 😓 check in i'll reblog this post if i think of anything!! sorry again :(

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omg hii hope u are having a good day 😊i saw u were taking requests and i LOVEE all your nero headcanons which made me wonder if you’d be able to do a gn!reader and nero headcanons of them going to a park or swimming and how’d he act/what the day would be like! thank youuu! also it can be dmc4 or dmc 5 nero it doesn’t matter

hi, i actually drk what to do for this bc my brain's been fried all day... i've been having some off days lately idk. i've done something similar tho!!

the something similar

really sorry 😓 check in i'll reblog this post if i think of anything!! sorry again :(

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dates with nero headcanons‼️✨

usually very chill!! he literally kills demons all day, so he wouldn't wanna do, like, an axe-throwing date or something unless you asked him to LOL

he just likes hanging out with you. y'all can take a fucking nap and call it a date and he'd love it

if y'all go out, he's paying. will not take no for an answer on that. he likes doing stuff like that for you

hates having to cancel dates because of devil hunting taking longer than it should. he has a love/hate relationship with how understanding you are about it

he always brings you flowers and your favourite candy as an apology when he has to cancel a date. always (gently and lovingly) argues when you say he didn't have to

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g/n!reader vs. nero's workaholic habits‼️✨

it's a little shitty my fault 💔💔 it's like half headcanons half super shitty drabble idk anymore

disclaimer: this is a single scenario, not vs his workaholic habits overall. i meant for it to be the latter but 🥀🥀

he's been working nonstop for like 3 fucking days, whether it be demons or general tasks that people ask of him or something he wants to do/has been meaning to do himself.

sure, he's a quarter demon and doesn't need as much sleep as a typical human, but 3 full days is still pushing it.

he's barely laid down to sleep with you. you'll beg him to come to bed, he'll give in but the second you're asleep, he gets up again.

it's worrying. you're worried. but every time you express that, he brushes it off and says he's fine.

at this point he doesn't even have to stop, you just want him to slow the fuck down and maybe take a break. gods, you so badly wish he would just take a fucking break.

eventually at the end of day 4 you somehow manage to get him to sit down and watch a movie. he's restless and fidgeting but slowly, surely he calms down. relaxes.

30 minutes in and he's passed out on your shoulder, but that's fine. you accepted your fate long ago when you made the plan. you'd made peace with the fact that you would be sleeping (probably upright) on the couch tonight. it was a boring ass romcom, how could he not fall asleep?

you knew he'd probably be right back at it the second he woke back up, but you just couldn't care about that right now. nero was finally sleeping and that's all that matters right now.

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Hi! Hope you're doing good ^^

Could we get some hcs on Nero helping us babysit our little cousin?

ooh sure!! i LOVE when nero's portrayed as a caretaker in general :3

g/n!reader!

as we all know, he's like. super good with kids.

he starts out as the guy that's just like. there. like he's just there to help but stays out of things

assuming this is a somewhat regular thing, he eventually he gets more comfortable with your little cousin and starts participating in whatever you guys are doing

roughhousing. but he's so gentle about it, always. he's so scared of hurting this kid. he also lets them climb on him

if the kid asks about his arm, he gives funny answers because what's he supposed to say?? "my dad came into my garage and violently ripped it off and i almost bled out" he can't fucking do that 💀💀

"let's just say it isn't very smart to go back in time and get into fights with dinosaurs..."

will read bedtime stories and he's REALLY good at it for some reason

at some point he'd ask, "...would you ever want kids?"

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nero's cat habits‼️✨

when i tell you i was scrambling for an idea to post today...

g/n!reader

he'll see the sun shining through the window and be like "wow that looks really nice and warm" and move on, but if he's alone, sometimes he'll end up just laying on the fucking floor in the sunshine. always ends up dozing off.

sometimes he rubs against you to get your attention. if you're sitting at the table (or your desk if you have one) doing something and he wants your attention, he'll walk up behind you and rub his cheek on your head or your shoulder or something.

like i've said before, he purrs. if you rub/scratch his back or head, he'll start purring. if you scratch under his chin, he's done for. purring like a motor, blissed the fuck out. you figured this out by doing it as a joke because he was acting like a cat.

likes laying on top of you or with his head in your lap. not exactly a cat thing, but he acts like a cuddly cat when he does it, so i'm including it. he always gets super sleepy too.

he just. brings you things sometimes. if he sees something that reminds him of you while he's out, he'll get it for you, so you have a lot of random knick-knacks. he also brings you your favourite candy or snack. he's given you literal sticks and rocks before. sometimes he honestly doesn't even realise he does it