#I looooove fat bitches

[vixxyves]

Hinanami. To me

[gorepill]

*pokes*

Tell me about Polly or else

smiles. Mid-40s motherrrrr, so swag. Widow! Husband died a good five years or so before she joined Pony Express, and met Curly :3 Has a kid back home on earth, her brother, unamed, is taking good care of her lil girl for her while she's away!!! How sweet <3 Been kinda losing it since her kid, just cause she's never really had any time for herself. Not that she doesn't love her daughter, it's just naturally a time consuming task !!! At least on the tulpar, while she's doing er janitorial duty, she has some time to think to herself. [gif of spongebob fish mopping while listening to music thru headphones] that's Polly. Not necessarily CONFRTONATIONAL, but can be, she's more.... catty and passive aggressive if she doesn't like you. (looks at Jimmy) ... after the crash anyway. Before hand she can keep it professional, to the point where she could fucking HATE you and you could even think she adored you! "I've got a drinking problem too...haha, with coffee! ... sorry that was insensitive as shit. Why did I say that- what the fuck...???" also def has a tramp stamp. yay <3 Oc x canon swag beloooow. Still early in dev, but yaknow :3 if i dont talk about it I will die forever. rape mention btw [not against Polly but iykyk]

Shipped with Curly, been thinking about (PROBLEMATIC) shit with Jimmy. One sided just cause he's a bad person and I'm self-indulgent like that. not the rape thing tho cause that was Anya's thing (maybe in some alternate timelines, but y'aknow.)

I looooove to think that their little inappropriate workplace relationship started while Curly was showing her around the tulpar to get her just. situated with the layout!! Not sure on the details of exactly how yet but I'm so normal ok... hello. Hi. ANYWAY after the ship crashes I like to imagine her just on her knees by his medical cot and just having her hand laid palm up near the stub of his arm to pretend like she's holding his hand cause FUCK it what's anyone gonna do if they know abt the relationship now!!! Report her to corperate?? HA. Fat fucking chance bitch! Anyway I'm normal.

[wh0lemilk0vich]

stop you’ve planted fat witch mickey into my soul and it won’t stop growing. GOD literally so hot and vampire!ian he would be all over mickey, biting him, scratching him, sucking him!! and the way we tend to depict vamps as tall thin and gangly would only provide such a complimentary (hot) contrast to short!round!heavy! mickey!! also mickey would look unbelievably sexy in a witchy dress with thigh high boots that make his thighs look even more thick and fuckable!! ugh and if ian brought mickey home to the gallaghers for the first time and they’re all (lip is) judgy bc he’s a witch but they take out their judgment on his body but to ian he’s literally SEX and probably brings mickey back next time covered in bite marks down his boobs(complimented by a lovely plunging neck-lined dress ofc)

Yesssss 1000% I looooove contrast so much

I have this image of gender fuck witch boy Mickey dressed in something like this

But without the earrings, plus the tights and buckled pointy shoes, and aggressive winged eyeliner, dark lipstick, wearing a wide brim pointed hat. And just filling out the dress so well, the skirt of it would be a bit shorter, showing off his thighs and threatening for his gorgeous ass to show if he bends over.

Lip would totally be a bitch like.

Lip *whistling being introduced to Mickey looking him up and down*: Damn, you're... Not what I was expecting. You must be-what-a buck-ninety? 200?

Ian *possessively/protectively pulling Mickey to his side, rubbing his chest and smiling smugly*: Oh definitely more than that. Can't help it, I like to spoil my baby. Don't I, Mick?

Mickey *also looking smug*: Night after night after night. Sometimes twice in the same day. I mean, it can get a little tiring how much he spoils me.

I love the idea of them coming back and Mickey not only showing off his cleavage and decolletage, but also all of bruising hickeys, love bites, the evidence of Ian's desperate attraction and hunger for his plump little witchling. It just makes it all the more fun that it annoys Lip.

[shalpilot]

I PLAYED WITH G’ARF FOR HOW LONG???? HELLO???????? gwuh. anyways it only took ~10 hours for me to fall in love with him and cook up some rough lore. the name origin has literally nothing to do with him atp he just happens to be named for and look like the fat cat in question. he’s a little snooty bastard (level of literalness to be determined) who is getting HARASSED by this weird tall miqo’te (happily assisted by walnut’s hrothgal, who believes she is a miqo and g’arf isn’t going to question the right part of that.) he thinks he’s the gods’ gift to this star and learning about the echo has only worsened this. he’s gonna plow through ARR so he can confront his MORTAL ENEMY g’raha you spotlight stealing BITCH 💥 he tanks because he hates waiting around for people and he can totally handle it himself just also he happens to looooove standing smack dab in the center of AOEs and insisting it’s FINE.

[thefluffmother]

I'M STILL BACK

I've been hella slow reposting here but please bare with me u_u

Reposting everything I had on twitter onto here is kind of a bitch-

Especially the KH fanart because I have to slap big fat watermarks on those because people just love love LOOOOOVE to snatch those and repost them onto their own socials without asking me first- even though that's literally my only rule/request for them lmao

[fellasleepinbaltimore]

HE LOOOOOVE THIS FAT ASS!! HAHAHAAAAHAHA... YEAH! THIS ONE IS FOR... MY BITCHES WITH A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKING CLUB. I SAID," WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUB? FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES, FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE FUCKING CLUB, I WANNA SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CLUB, FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY, BITCHES! WHAT! KYUH!"

[riafunnel]

I still mourn for reddit, some of its features cannot be reproduced on Tumblr but at the same time I get it. I can breathe easy on here.

I'm not surrounded by bad faith comments from maladjusted "not all men" "men get abused too" "Just Asking Questions, wha do you mean I have to educate myself?" "having a race preference is not fetishizing I just prefer Asian girls ok" "women can't be funny it's just evo psych" "I'm not phobic, just don't hit on me ok dude" "ackshully my fave blorbo Johnny Depp is a victim from that lying h0ebag Amber Turd" "hey r/askreddit what's the sexiest sex that you ever sexxed?" "haha a girl on the Internet? show us your boobs" "how do I get my gf into games without getting dragged into her lame-ass hobbies in return? AITA?" "*Borat voice* my WIFE" "I can respect pronouns but neopronouns are taking it too far!" "vegans amirite lol" "if this gets 8000 updoots my wife will give me anal" "I don't hate fat people, I just don't want them driving up my insurance rates!" "rule 1 be attractive rule 2 don't be unattractive" "all women want a 6'2" provider, hypergamy is just the natural order of things" "omg I looooove Ready Player 1!" "TIL video game music is designed to boost deep focus in ur brain. Source: I play vidya games" "delete the gym hit the lawyer, Facebook up" "I'm YOLO-ing you r*tards! hodl 💎✋✋✋" "we're starting a support group of husbands whose wives left us in a target parking lot, wimmin be shoppin amirite fellaz" "haha women buy so many throw pillows lulz" "DAE hate non-STEM subjects in school? the curtains were just fucking blue!!!" "honest question, why do stuck up bitches only go out with chads and tyrones?" "I'm YOLO-ing you r*tards! hodl 💎✋✋" "in this moment I am EUPHORIC" "umm ackshully affirmative action is still racism" "the hardest thing to be these days is a Straight White Man" "I'm being ironically sexist/racist" "I'm not racist I just prefer European features" "BLM but why are they rioting?" "I also choose this guy's dead wife" The Fappening, Ellen Pao, Victoria from r/AMA, "popcorn is tasty," Adrien Chen, r/jailbait only getting banned after media coverage, r/worldnews being regularly racist, Gamergate, Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, memeing Trump into the White House, Men's Rights/PUA/Redpill/MGTOW, the fucking Ask A Rapist thread, r/Unidan, karmafarming accounts, the recent u/spez changes with the API

Whew that was cathartic. Despite all that. Truly, honestly, I'll miss you, reddit.

Damn is it liberating just being able to fucking throw my thoughts into the wind without worrying about the court of public conservative opinion. Im hindsight, reddit was fucking exhausting, wasn't it?

[mermaidsirennikita]

Can you please recommend some historical romances where the hero is a slutty simp lol that sounds perfect. Thank you so much!!

For sure!

Of course, you have to start with Devil in Winter by Lisa Kleypas, which is the definitive "oh god, this whore is actually a simp" book. The guy begins the novel with being like "listen I fuck around but I don't do feelings" and ends with one of the most ridiculous (amazing) pre-sex spiels I've ever read where he's like "I want to pour all my essence into you and have you so close to me that we can never be pulled apart and I want to make you come so many times that you can't handle it anymore and just want to die please let me do it" and it's great. Should be prefaced by It Happened One Autumn for full effect. The hero in that one is less slutty, but otherwise the dynamic is extremely show!Kathony.

Lorraine Heath loves a slutty simp. The Earl Takes All (the famous Gorilla Twins book; hero's twin dies by gorilla attack, hero pretends to be his twin so that his pregnant sister-in-law doesn't have a miscarriage; this plan goes about as well as you'd think) has a hero is such a fucking whore that when he attends his own funeral everyone is like "Jesus, that guy was a mess". Falls in love with his pregnant sister-in-law and discovers she has a Plot Important dirty mouth and he is OVERCOME.

Waking Up with The Duke, where the hero has to fuck his best friend's wife so that she'll get pregnant... the wife he's always secretly longed for while developing a reputation as London's greatest lover... is... a lot. There's a scene where they're out on a boat, because their Sex For Procreation Appointments quickly turn into actual dates, and he starts to try to eat her out in the middle of the lake and she's like "we're literally gonna die out here, you're the stupidest man I know, also a little to the left".

The Good Girl's Guide to Rakes by Eva Leigh has a great little older brother's best friend romance where the heroine wants to take a walk on the wild side (she's a virgin who can't drive) before getting married. The hero is like "what could go wrong with this?" By the end of the book his own brother is like "stop looking at her like that IN PUBLIC, you're giving the game away!!!"

The Duke I Tempted by Scarlett Peckham has a literally sexually submissive duke (yet oh so dominant in the right ways) in it. If you were intrigued by that shot of Anthony on his knees with Kate's thumb in his mouth, you would probably read this.

To be followed up by The Earl I Ruined, about a plucky gossipy young woman who isn't a total bitch but nonetheless accidentally on purpose ruined her brother's best friend's life. Brother's best friend has been longing for her for years and has big Sexy Secret, and this does come in hand in ways involving an apple.

Nine Rules to Break When Romancing A Rake, obviously. Sarah MacLean LOOOOOVES a slutty simp. Ralston does the whole "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING SWEET LOVE TO YOU IN NOT A BED, MARRY ME" thing so well. Also, great fat rep, and an amazing scene where he tells the heroine that she's been very mean to her breasts by binding them for a fencing match, and unfortunately he's going to have to take care of them because of that.

The Rogue Not Taken also has an extremely slutty, extremely simpish hero. He eats her out in a moving carriage. It's a lot.

Devil in Spring by Lisa Kleypas has this as well--mostly because the hero is his father's (Devil in Winter) son. The Lords St. Vincent, once and future, are complete whores and love serving their lady loves.

I think Sweetest Scoundrel is probably the Elizabeth Hoyt book that matches this most? That and Scandalous Desires. Her heroes are usually a bit more on the brutal side, but in these books the men are like... gone. In Scandalous Desires the hero and heroine are fucking hard at one point, and she tells him she loves him in the middle of it, and he's too damaged to like say it back immediately, but he does instantly come inside her lol. Like. Just hearing I love you from her sends him over the edge.

The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels has a steampunk fantasy Victoria romance take on this. The hero is a slutty pirate and the heroine is like "mmmm nope" and he just *_* the entire book.

Her Night with The Duke by Diana Quincy. Slutty, slutty duke has a one night stand with a widow at a tavern. Finds out she's the stepmother of the woman he's been courting. If you enjoyed the FORBIDDEN DESIRES aspect of season 2 of Bridgerton... lmao.... this has that down. He's like BUT I'VE TASTED YOUR ESSENCE and she's like "not as far as the record is concerned".

[tf2husbandryofficial]

Ohhh!!!!!!!! i'm so GLAD YOU ASKED!!! I will most DEFINITELY tell tHE AWESOME, THE BITCHEN, THE JAWDROPPING TALE OF THE SCOOT MCDOOK ANCESTORS.

SCOOT MCDOOK THE FIRST! The first in a fairly short line up of Scoot Mcdooks, all related to A spy, but only the third being related to MY spy. I picked him up off the side of the road after I almost hit him and he told me "to watch where i was going chucklenut". I knew immediately I had to have him. that would be,, ,,, ,,, , ,, ,,my baby boi🥺.

hE WAS A BRAVE SOUL!! Or more like a reckless dumbass. seriously. he wasn't bright. But he was VERY competitive and just lOOOOOVED to taunt the other species. From a hudda of pyros to, unfortunately for his dUMBASS, a malpractice of medics :)))))))))))))))

HE VENTURED VALIANTLY INTO THE VULTURES NEST OF NECK-BREAKING MALPRACTICING MEDICS. HE STOOD UPON THE BONES OF PREVIOUS DUMBASS SCOUTS AND TAUNTED THEM. HE TOLD THE MEDIC HE CAN'T DO SHIT BECAUSE HE'S TO BUSY DYING OF THE MILLION DISEASES HE GAVE HIMSELF AFTER MALPRACTICING ON ONE TO MANY PEOPLE. HE CALLED THE MEDIC A DUMMY.

THE MALPRACTICE SWARMED. PISSED, REVOLTED, LAUGHING AT THE STUPID ASS SMALL SCOUT AND THEY THREATENED TO KILL HIM- BUT NOT BEFORE THE TORTURE FOR ALL HIS ORGANS AND BLOOD VESSELS TO WHICH THEY'D SLURP LIKE SPAGHETTI.

SCOOT MCDOOK UNNOBALLY PANICKED AND OFFERED THE MALPRACTICE SOME CHICKEN LEGS FROM HIS BUCKET OF CHICKEN AS A PEACE OFFERING.

BUT THE MALPRACTICE OF MEDICS WOULD RATHER OF HAD *HIS* LEGS.

And that was the last I ever heard of him 😭😭😭

As for Scoot Mcdook II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was the first's brother!! I found him just down the block after nearly running over HIM too. He was much wiser than the first, but just as competitive. Unlike the first, he actually had a friend. But only one! A Demoman that hung around his area!

Scoot Mcdook waaaas wiser than the first, fuck he better be, he witnessed the event with his own two eyes! The demoman hated those two eyes. He only had one :C. He had NO depth perception, and every lick of it he could have used to see out of his other eye, he instead used to lick the rim to his bottle-a-scrumpy.

tHE DEMOMAN WENT INTO THE MALPRACTICES TERRITORY. HE HAD ONE PRIZE IN MIND. HE WENT UP TO THE MEDIC, AND ASKED FOR ONE EYE, AND IN RETURN HE'D GIVE EVERY MEDIC IN THE MALPRACTICE THEIR OWN BOTTLE-A-SCRUMPEH. THE MEDIC ACCEPTED AND GAVE HIM BOTH. HE STUCK ONE IN HIS SOCKET, AND WORE THE OTHER AS A NECKLACE TO HIS SUCCESS. THE MEDICS CELEBRATED OKTOBERFEST IN JULY, THE CELEBRATION IS KNOWN (for short) AS TÖTE HÄSCHEN IN THEIR MALPRACTICE.

WELL SCOOT MCDOOK II SAW HIS NEWLY ACQUIRED JEWELRY. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT.

See, Scoot Mcdook II waaaaaaaaaaaas techicalllly wiser, but he was a son of a bitch with a lOOOOOOOOT of anger issues. He could do some wicked algebra but if you dared LOOK at his beloved bonk!........

hE TOLD THE DEMOMAN TO PLAY BALL

But when you're friends with someone for so long, you learn their weaknesses too.

Aw crap was Scoot Mcdook II's last words 😭😭😭

Scoot Mcdook III was the only survivor, mainly because he was too busy calling the local heavy a fatty fat fat to pay attention to what was going on around him. A moral he'd carry with him for the rest of his life :///////////////////

Thank you for asking!!!! I just LOVE sharing the stories of my DARLING BESTEST BABIES!!!!!!!!!!! <3

-One very proud scout and spy owner

if i just say just metaphorically speaking if i gold-plated your scout how would you feel about that

and just in a sort of figurative, metaphorical way if i had already gold-plated your scout and am struggling to escape the area how much police call-ege would we be talking

Love, Lead Researcher & PR Specialist & Holy Mackerel User, Dr. Bungus

[hatsukeii]

Hey- I’ve requested this to different people and no one ever seems comfortable with the idea and I’m totally okay with that! So if this makes you uncomfortable please ignore it❤️ I have a request for hcs with Kageyama, Daichi, tanaka and kuroo where they notice their s/o is skipping meals on purpose and saying “I’m not hungry” and they slowly pick up on it and they’re so confused and just want to help. But only if you’re absolutely comfortable

Okay for anyone that’s thinking about requesting I’d like to make this clear.

I want my account to be somewhere I can address issues such as this request, so please feel free to send in asks that have to do with anything that’s troubling you because I will gladly take them!!

I just wanna make someone’s day better🥺💕

TW: Eating disorder (I think???)

🌊Kageyama Tobio🌊

- Doesn’t understand it at all at first.

- Like isn’t this bitch hungry?

- I mean he’s never learned about eating disorders and insecurity and stuff yk.

- So whenever it’s lunch he’ll bring you a milk bun or sth right.

- And he’ll be like “Eat up I don’t want you to be malnourished.”

- And every single time you would decline it.

- You’d just wave it off as if you aren’t hungry.

- He thinks it’s because you’re either just not hungry or allergic smh he’s so clueless-

- So then he brings you sth less filling like an apple or sth and you STILL don’t take it.

- He’s getting worried.

- There’s no way you aren’t hungry at all.

- In addition to that you’re going paler and frailer by the week.

- It isn’t until then does he realise that you most likely are hungry.

- But you won’t eat.

- You’re skipping meals on purpose.

- Definitely confronts you about it.

- NOTHING should be bothering you about your body.

- Like bitch what??? You’re smoking hot why would you wanna change that??

- He doesn’t want to force it upon you to tell him, but also really wants to know what is up with you.

- Like mans wants to help you, he doesn’t want you to starve because of your own body image issues.

- He’ll pull you somewhere, and just cuddle you.

- One huge hug.

- You’ll be confused, just like why tf is this big baby cuddling me under the school stairwell?

- Then he’ll explain just how amazing and beautiful and perfect and smoking hot you are.

- And how you should stop skipping meals because that canNOT be good for your health.

- And if you’re even thinking of not eating he will force food down your throat.

- It’s all for your own good though.

🏐Daichi Sawamura🏐

- Familiar with eating disorders and insecurity.

- You can’t fool this man.

- He’s very, very good at reading people.

- And let me tell you he was DEVASTATED when he picked up on what was troubling you.

- For months you were skipping meals.

- When he got you your lunch set, you’d just pick at the food uninterestedly.

- He would ask about it, definitely.

- And every single time you would just say you weren’t hungry.

- Mans does not fall for that bullshit.

- What do you mean not hungry after 5 hours of no food?

- Will ask you about it a lot but never gets any answers and that concerns him.

- He wants you to get enough nutrition and stay healthy.

- After a while he’ll notice how you’ve gotten significantly skinnier and that’s when all his doubts and guesses are confirmed.

- And boy lemme tell you he is FURIOUS.

- I know it sounds harsh but he will literally YELL AT YOU ON THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER.

- He’s mad that you’re not taking care of yourself properly and because why?

- You think you’re too fat?

- WHAT?

- WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?

- WHAT PART OF YOU IS FAT AND EVEN IF YOU WERE A LIL CHUBBY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT? HUH?

- Insists that he makes you lunch for school every single day.

- And in each of those little bento boxes he adds these notes that remind you to stay healthy and that you are perfect.

- Boyfriend material.

- Gotta marry him.

🐵Tanaka Ryunosuke🐵

- Just like Kageyama, he’s kinda clueless.

- Like wait women actually feel bad about their own bodies?

- That’s a thing?

- Hes surprised when you start skipping meals.

- Since when did you say no to yakisoba?

- That’s not like you.

- And why were you getting paler and skinnier?

- Probably consulted Nishinoya about it.

- Nishinoya is slightly less clueless, and concluded that you were skipping intentionally in an effort to get fit.

- Wait aren’t you already fit?

- Tanaka loooooves them thick ass thighs like he would let you choke him with them gladly.

- What part of you is “unfit”?

- We don’t know “unfit” here, there’s only thicc, or thin, and both were great for him because quite frankly he does not care.

- So once he finds out about this whole situation, he’s determined to get you back to normal.

- You’re so insecure because you think other students see you as fat? Fine, he’ll the the whole class know you’re amazing and hot as fuck.

- By that, I mean he’ll announce it in front of everyone.

- And you better not skip anymore meals after that.

♠️Kuroo Tetsuro♠️

- Finds out after a week tops.

- People don’t just stop eating for no reason.

- Especially not girls.

- Knows fully well what lengths girls go to just to get “fit”.

- Thinks that’s stupid.

- Sis you’re hot in every way why would you want to change anything about yourself?

- So in order to make you eat again,

- He’ll make you lunchboxes.

- Buy you drinks.

- Treat you to snacks.

- And when all that doesn’t work he’ll turn to his trump card.

- Compliments.

- He WILL CALL YOU EVERY SINGLE COMPLIMENT AND COMPLIMENTING NAME HE CAN THINK OF.

- Sexy, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, adorable, cute, amazing, show stopping, stunning, breath taking, a n y t h i n g .

- And he’ll do it in front of people too.

- The entire school is gonna know just how pretty you are.

- For the record yes he’ll squeeze your ass in public to show that point as well.

- Just saying having a fat ass is a blessing not many have.

Quick reminder:

You are amazing and gorgeous whether you’re chubby or skinny or thicc or thin or fat😌💕 Don’t let those trivial things keep you from doing what you love and please stay healthy!😤💖

[writershapeholeonthedoor]

Number 54 with Foxxay? I’m not sure how the prompt will work but whatever you think!

That was a very interesting one! Thank you

Please feel free to sent me another prompt!

54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.” from this list

Cordelia Goode-Day was used to being criticized her whole life by people. Growing up, she was the daughter of the Supreme, people expected her to be like her mother or to have the same powers. Even her mother found all the ways to put her down and make her feel like she was nothing. Until she meet Myrtle, no one ever sit down to really talk to her or made her feel like she was more than her mother’s daughter.

When she got married with Hank all Hell broke loose. He was just another reason that her mother found to put her down, to make her feel like she made a bad choise, that she was even weaker just for getting married. When they found out that Hank was a witch hunter, Cordelia never stoped hearing about it. How dumb she was for marrying him. How dumb she has been for actually loving him. How dumb, oh silly Cordelia, was for letting a man rule her life like that.

It got to the level where her own personal Hell was her mother. But it wasn’t just Fiona, it was all people around her. Hank always found a way to make her feel bad about her clothes or her reading habits, her mother’s friends were always there to make her feel like shit when she couldn’t perform a spell that her mother could. And when the girls started to get in the Academy, she also had to deal with them. Madison, with her mean comments and her weird fascination for her mother. Queenie, that was actually a nice girl, but still had some mean things to say. And Nan, who, without the intention to, found a way to make her feel bad for feeling like that.

Myrtle was the only person that had always made Cordelia feel special. She was there to take Cordelia’s hands when she wasn’t able to perform a spell. To guide her into her potions, to talk, to teach, to love. Until Misty showed up, Myrtle was the only person in the world that was there for Cordelia for who she was, not for what she could be or wanted her to be.

Things had changed over the years. People got better in talking with her, even Madison. But not Fiona. No, Fiona would always be the same bitch.

“Mommy, momma!” A very excited six years old Lily runned to hug Cordelia’s right leg when the Supreme got inside the living room. Misty was right behind her, holding her hand while they were trying to make their way into the kitchen.

“Yes, sweetie?” Cordelia asked, shoving some of Lily’s crazy blonde hair out of her face. God, she looked so much like Misty.

“May I and Sara have ice cream?”

“Sara and I.” Cordelia gently corrected her with a sweet smile.

Her younger sister, Sara, had finally reached her and was asking for Misty to take her in her arms, something that her wife was very happy to do. If Lily was Misty’s copy, Sara was exactly like the Supreme. Little John was still a baby, but Cordelia very often got lost in thoughts imagining how he would look when he got older.

“Please?” Lily asked again with her lost puppy face.

Cordelia shared a amused look with Misty, who was also looking at her with that big blue eyes in expectation. Those girls would be the death of her. “Yes, you may, but only two spoons!” She had to scream the last part since the girl was already running to the kitchen.

Zoe put her head in the door frame with a shy smile. “She said you let them have some. Can I give them?”

“Please, Zoe. Thank you.” Cordelia smiled when Misty put Sara down and the three years old ran to catch her sister so they could eat their ice cream.

Misty was about to follow them - she loooooves ice cream too! - when Fiona’s voice came from one of the loveseats in the corner of the room. She looked like always, wearing a black dress, whisky in one hand, a cigarette in the other. Cordelia had asked her multiple times to stop smoking inside the house, but she just didn’t give a shit. Even Madison was smoking in the porch since the kids were born!

“This kids are getting fat.”

Cordelia rolled her eyes. She heard during all of her childhood that she couldn’t eat this or that because she would get fat, and frankly Cordelia never gave a shit. She just wanted to eat some cookies before bed! Myrtle was always there to slid some to her when Fiona wasn’t looking.

“Well, mother, they’re kids. They are allowed to have small pleasures like ice cream. Better than drinking.” She teased, grabbind Misty’s hand again. Now she also needed some ice cream.

“Just saying, Cordelia.” Fiona put the cigarette back on her lips, took a deep breath, before talking. The smoking running from her lips with the words. “Fat and spoiled, what a wonderful combination. They’re going to be great people.”

So bringing her mother back had been a decision of the moment when Mallory told her about the Antichrist and how they had to go back in the past to change it, how he was still alive, because energy can’t be killed. Cordelia thought that it was better to prevent this time, so she brought both Myrtle and Fiona back so she could have some advice, but in times like that, when her mother was being… her mother, Cordelia really regreated her decision.

“Fiona, I think you should just keep your opinion to yourself. Is the greatest thing you do, you just have to pratice it more.” Cordelia tried to pull Misty to the kitchen, but apparently Fiona wasn’t having it.

“You have to impose boundaries, make some rules. Ice cream before dinner, cookies before lunch and all the toys they want. You really don’t want them to grow up and become…”

“A happy person?” Cordelia rolled her eyes, holding her wife’s hand a little tighter, to which Misty frowned. “They’re not your kids, back the fuck off.”

Fiona raised her eyebrowns, clearly impressed by her daughter. She finished her cigarette before speaking again. “If that’s what you want. Don’t come cry to me when you realized you ruinned them.” She got up from the chair and started to walk away, making sure her heels make as much noise as possible because she knew how much Cordelia got annoyed by it.

“Our kids are amazing lil’ kids.” Misty said to Fiona’s back. “And they can have all the ice cream they wanna, ‘cause they’re just kids.”

Cordelia smiled at her when Fiona finally desapeared behind a wall. “Come on, let’s have some ice cream too. Fuck her.”

[fox-meat]

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2. Where's the most unusual place you've masturbated?: Hrrmm good question, no where too weird I don't think. My living room? Never done it in public lmao

3. Where's the most unusual place you've had sex?: Oh boy, uh, I mean aside from our room, I've done some stuff in a tent, and the other place would probably be my bf's parent's bed XD

5. What's your favorite sex position?: Okay so, me on my back, guy kneeling in front of me and going in, my right leg hooked around his hips, my left up in the air against his right shoulder so he goes in deep /)//////(\

7. What're your biggest turn-ons while making out?: Oh god so many, okay, here we go. Touching me literally /anywhere/ will probably make me lose my mind. Waist, scratching my back, my hips, my NECK OR MY FACE makes me melt hhhhh, I also love hearing the other person moan, or bite my lip, or growl something to me,,,,,

8. What're your most unusual turn-ons in general?: Well I'm a kinky/kinnie bitch so, I do enjoy being threatened. "I'll break your neck" is flirtation. Same with "You smell delicious". NOT NICE I MELT! UNFAIR! Uhhh there's a lot of things, some mostly based on any kin shifts I might be in. Right now I'm in Ren so I'll add in, speaking German, clicking open a pocket knife, smiling while hurting me, hhhhh yeah. Yeah. Lots of. things.

9. What's your darkest fantasy?: Okay so this obviously changes but. Basically rn since I'm in a Ren shift, I'd probably like something to do with the people I knew. Strade, Vincent, Farz, and apparently a Lawrence. Would be interesting to be tag teamed by them! Vince punches me for a while, Farz stabs out an eye (or two), Strade carving out things or taking off fingers, toes, a fox ear, hhhhhh, and then Lawrence gutting me, trying to crawl inside me. Stuff like that /)////////////(\

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?: LOL I should read these questions ahead. Uhhh okay so, well I really want someone to tease the /fuck/ out of me. Like either tying me to a bed or just letting me be loose, touching and teasing me, until I'm /begging/ to be fucked, and still not giving in. And then doing more, messing with my ears, my tail, licking and biting me, hhhhh everything, and /still/ giving me nothing. All of this while saying what a dirty, naughty little fox I am. How needy I am (I'm in heat so LOL), how I'm so pathetic and whiny. By the time they finally touch me, I instantly cum /)///////(\ MOVING ON

12. What are your hard limits?: Okay uh, nothing with scat. Watersports don't bother me, but they're not a turn on. Same with like, vomit. Doesn't bother me in a roleplay way, but not inrl. I don't have too many other hard limits tbh! Feel free to ask for specific ones if you're interested :3

13. How often do you masturbate?: Okay so I hate doing it like, when my bf is home. So it's normally on days I don't work and I take him to work. So maybe.. 2-4 times a week? Not often at all. I'm more thinking about/roleplaying sex than actually doing anything about it.

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?: Hrm a few times we've been in the middle of about to do stuff and my bf's sister will come upstairs. Never masturbating though!

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?: Hhhh okay so, I did a looong time ago and recently when I did it was almost.. sweet? Like barely sweet. Wasn't bad, and could also be considered a turn on. Someone fingering me, then making me taste it. (OR THEM TASTING IT AND SAYING I TASTE GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA) inrl though I don't like people going down on me or touching me. It's mostly about fear of being hurt. But in roleplay anything goes!

22. Are you vocal during sex?: OH VERY I can be quiet if I reeaalllyy try but I whimper and whine a lot.

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?: Being rough to someone else is hard, I get nervous. Being rough with ME is a lot better. I can take it~ I'm like a punching bag.

24. Do you like being restrained? Do you like restraining your partner?: If I'm doing it to someone else, I end up keeping them tied up tight so I can either hurt them or force feed them. I looooove being restrained. Never had it happen, but I always wanted like, someone to hold me either gently or roughly while another hurt me. (While typing that I had specific people in my mind doing it AAAA) so yeah.

26. What are your favorite parts/features on each gender you're attracted to?: Honestly? Love breasts. Love them. Butts are great too. I'm attracted to all genders so ??? don't really have a preference.

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren't into it?: I actually don't think so? Aside from one guy saying he had a six foot dick and wanted to do vore-stuff with it :P yeah no. Not my thing.

28. What are your erogenous zones?: Specifically for a Ren shift, my ears and tail are definitely overly sensitive. My neck is too, and my face being touched is hhhhh so good. And my back/waist being touched or scratched is nice~

29. What're the most effective ways to tease you in public?: Oh I'm gonna regret this. So basically, it's very easy. If we're together while I'm in person, whispering anything into my ear will probably make me all flustered and blushy. If you're messaging me and I'm in public, 100% basically anything threatening to fuck me or hurt me will get me. Almost guarenteed.

30. What're your favorite was to tease your partner in public?: Well with my adorable little feedee boyfriend, I tell him how fat he's getting and how people probably think he uses a motor cart cause he's too fat to walk around ;3 around with how everyone probably thinks he's a precious little girl~

31. What's your biggest sexual pet peevee?: WHEN IM ROLEPLAYING AND EITHER I HAVE TO LEAVE OR THEY DO AND THEN IM SITTING THERE WAITING FOR HOURS AND THEN EITHER WE JUST DECIDE NOT TO CONTINUE OR AAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT AND I KNOW ITS NO ONES FAULT IT JUST SUCKS ITS LIKE A HUUUUUGE COCK BLOCK

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?: Okay uhh, depends I guess? Let's say it's a guy. Black leather jacket, tshirt, jeans, boots probably. (Basically Vincent Metzger LOL).

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?: Oh if it's for my feedee, he'd probably love me in something that doesn't fit me well and would be super tight heheh. I never think I really turn people on that well.OH he does love when I'm naked and wearing only an apron >///

34.  What are your favorite pet names/dirty names to be called during sex?: Oh god so many. SO MANY. Okay so, good boy, good fox, Fuchs, little bitch, slut, whore, naughty, (I don't like nasty very much), dirty, pathetic, weak, whiny, hhhhh there's a lot. a lot.

36. What's the best sexual compliment you've ever received?: Oh that I'm good at blowjobs apparently. I'll take it though~ I also hear that my screams and whines are apparently nice to hear.

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?: I love lip and tongue piercings, along with ear ones. Wouldn't turn down a dick piercing, never tried having sex with someone who has one. I'd also probably be happy about any tattoos. I like seeing them on arms mostly.

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what would they do to make it turn you on the most?: Hhhhh well, something along the lines of "Get your ass over here so I can fuck you", or anything of them with a knife. Mmnnnnn.

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?: Mostly a moaner and a screamer, sometimes a groaner. Hhhhh.

41. Is "vanilla" sex boring or underrated?: With the right person? Totally underrated. Like it's gotta be a comfortable, relaxing experience with someone you love.

42. What's the best orgasm you've had in the past few months?: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't go into details but I was roleplaying while masturbating, and yeah. It was great. So great. So fucking great.

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they're willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits? Hhhh with my feedee boyfriend, I'd be a little iffy on letting other people feed him. Last time I let someone who wasn't Keir do it, they turned into the worst person in my life :') So. Other than that, I think I'd be okay. He's obviously allowed to do whatever he wants, so I wouldn't stop him. I might not want to see it though.

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?: hhhh yeah, touching my chest and teasing me a lot can do it, definitely. Mmmnn.

Thank you for all these questions!!!! I need to do more heheh, thank you!!!

[andantexvii]

love love loving promises!!!! your characterization of eddie is perfect, youve got his goofiness and sarcasm down just right right. i also, as a big bitch myself, really love that the love interest in plus size. i totally see eddie someone who loooooves fat women not in like a chubby chaser kind of way but just thinks they’re beautiful and he’s RIGHT! also he’s 100% bi. i totally see that too!! anyway! very excited to see what comes next! love your writing!!!! <3

From the bottom of my heart, oh my goodness, please forgive me for not knowing how long this has been sitting here! My Tumblr has been glitched at telling me I have 6 messages in my inbox for over a year, whether there are new ones, or it's completely empty. I'm so, so sorry if it made you feel unseen!

Believe me, I take every tiny bit of people's enjoyment to heart, and it makes me happy beyond reason that people are having fun with my work! Also, the highest praise for a fic writer is knowing they nailed a character, especially a favorite of so many - I gotta try not to cry, you're so incredibly sweet!!

Eddie's an unconventional type of guy, and I believe whole-heartedly he'd find "unconventional beauty" irresistible! Frankly, I'm just happy to see Eddie getting love, but me and my Bi heart are with you entirely - big and beautiful are synonyms in this guy's heart.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! ♥♥

[onelocalspyandscoutowner]

THE AWESOME, THE BITCHEN, THE JAW-DROPPING TALE OF THE SCOOT MCDOOK ANCESTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCOOT MCDOOK THE FIRST! The first in a fairly short line up of Scoot Mcdooks, all related to A spy, but only the third being related to MY spy. I picked him up off the side of the road after I almost hit him and he told me "to watch where i was going chucklenut". I knew immediately I had to have him. that would be,, ,,, ,,, , ,, ,,my baby boi🥺.

hE WAS A BRAVE SOUL!! Or more like a reckless dumbass. seriously. he wasn't bright. But he was VERY competitive and just lOOOOOVED to taunt the other species. From a hudda of pyros to, unfortunately for his dUMBASS, a malpractice of medics :)))))))))))))))

HE VENTURED VALIANTLY INTO THE VULTURES NEST OF NECK-BREAKING MALPRACTICING MEDICS. HE STOOD UPON THE BONES OF PREVIOUS DUMBASS SCOUTS AND TAUNTED THEM. HE TOLD THE MEDIC HE CAN'T DO SHIT BECAUSE HE'S TO BUSY DYING OF THE MILLION DISEASES HE GAVE HIMSELF AFTER MALPRACTICING ON ONE TO MANY PEOPLE. HE CALLED THE MEDIC A DUMMY.

THE MALPRACTICE SWARMED. PISSED, REVOLTED, LAUGHING AT THE STUPID ASS SMALL SCOUT AND THEY THREATENED TO KILL HIM- BUT NOT BEFORE THE TORTURE FOR ALL HIS ORGANS AND BLOOD VESSELS TO WHICH THEY'D SLURP LIKE SPAGHETTI.

SCOOT MCDOOK UNNOBALLY PANICKED AND OFFERED THE MALPRACTICE SOME CHICKEN LEGS FROM HIS BUCKET OF CHICKEN AS A PEACE OFFERING.

BUT THE MALPRACTICE OF MEDICS WOULD RATHER OF HAD *HIS* LEGS.

And that was the last I ever heard of him 😭😭😭

As for Scoot Mcdook II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was the first's brother!! I found him just down the block after nearly running over HIM too. He was much wiser than the first, but just as competitive. Unlike the first, he actually had a friend. But only one! A Demoman that hung around his area!

Scoot Mcdook waaaas wiser than the first, fuck he better be, he witnessed the event with his own two eyes! The demoman hated those two eyes. He only had one :C. He had NO depth perception, and every lick of it he could have used to see out of his other eye, he instead used to lick the rim to his bottle-a-scrumpy.

tHE DEMOMAN WENT INTO THE MALPRACTICES TERRITORY. HE HAD ONE PRIZE IN MIND. HE WENT UP TO THE MEDIC, AND ASKED FOR ONE EYE, AND IN RETURN HE'D GIVE EVERY MEDIC IN THE MALPRACTICE THEIR OWN BOTTLE-A-SCRUMPEH. THE MEDIC ACCEPTED AND GAVE HIM BOTH. HE STUCK ONE IN HIS SOCKET, AND WORE THE OTHER AS A NECKLACE TO HIS SUCCESS. THE MEDICS CELEBRATED OKTOBERFEST IN JULY, THE CELEBRATION IS KNOWN (for short) AS TÖTE HÄSCHEN IN THEIR MALPRACTICE.

WELL SCOOT MCDOOK II SAW HIS NEWLY ACQUIRED JEWELRY. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT.

See, Scoot Mcdook II waaaaaaaaaaaas techicalllly wiser, but he was a son of a bitch with a lOOOOOOOOT of anger issues. He could do some wicked algebra but if you dared LOOK at his beloved bonk!........

hE TOLD THE DEMOMAN TO PLAY BALL

But when you're friends with someone for so long, you learn their weaknesses too.

Aw crap was Scoot Mcdook II's last words 😭😭😭

Scoot Mcdook III was the only survivor, mainly because he was too busy calling the local heavy a fatty fat fat to pay attention to what was going on around him. A moral he'd carry with him for the rest of his life :///////////////////

And thats it for the Scoot Mcdook ancestors!! Thanks for dropping by, I just LOVE sharing stories about my babies!!

[huangels]

eleven questions tag ☼

tagged by: @lstkpopflsgood ty babe !

rules: answer the eleven questions if you’re tagged, and then list another set of eleven questions for the people you tag to answer!

⇢ What do you think it could win on a battle: Water or Fire?

ever since i was little, i’ve ALWAYS wanted to touch fire…and i have once (well almost). i stuck my hands into a fire place when i was like 5 y/o ? but my mom saved me before my hand can touch the fire. anyway, weird ass story aside, i love fire but i guess it depends on the amount. like if there was an equal amount of both elements, then maybe water would win but it all comes down to the science of it because if the amount of fire is vast and of high enough temperature enough, it can evaporate the water quickly into steam which means it wins. but if there’s a small fire and a whole firetruck (wHOOP WHOOP) hose then of course the water wins. i would call it a draw, both elements are super powerful.

⇢ What do you love and hate the most? and why?

love — ok you’d think i’m exaggerating but i’m gonna say renjun. he’s my bias for a reason, he’s my ult of all ults foR A REASON. of course i mean he’s maybe not the thing i love MOST in the world but there’s just so much to love and appreciate i have for renjun. he’s beautiful and ethereal, he has so many cute features about him, like his snaggletooth (rip), and his dimple, and the two front teeth that kinda stick out, and his birthmark/mole on his hand. he’s also amazingly talented and caring (even when putting members in chokeholds). i just love him so much :’)

hate — hate is a strong word and i like to live my life without using the word hate too much so there isn’t really anything that i hate but for the sake of this question and this tag, i would say that i dislike slow walkers (maybe not the most but) they’re really annoying, especially if they’re walking in the middle of the sidewalk or hallway like hELLO people (me) have places to go.

⇢ Do you thing it’s really necessary for us to live with another person? To have a couple life?

honestly, there are many people that live their life without a significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend), so no i don’t think it’s necessary. a person can find love within other people and things without having to date or marry anyone. for example, love shared by friendship or families or pets or hobbies even. i mean it’s different for everyone too, some want the love shared in a romantic relationship. but it’s definitely not necessary to have a significant other. it’s whatever makes one happy that they should pursue it.

⇢ Are animals better than humans?

i don’t know if they are any better but they aren’t any worse than humans. of course, some might think that yes, animals are better and have more morals or something but that’s mostly because we have yet to discover or invent technology to understand animals. so it seems as if they are portrayed to be pure and innocent though it is nature and predators feed on prey and prey feed on plants that are needed for oxygen. so i don’t really know the answer but i do know that humans are corrupt in a way that animals are not.

⇢ Do you have a favorite something? If yes, what is it and why?

this is so broad my three brain cells are working hard to try to find an answer but i’ve got nothing so i’m gonna be boring and say my favorite animal is a dog bc they are precious and pure and deserve the world

⇢ What is your favorite music? Why?

i don’t particularly have a favorite genre of music, i mostly listen to what sounds pleasing to my ears ? but i do have a ‘style’ of music that i lean towards more and that is more pumped up/groovy/funky/unique/etc songs (ex: romance - shinee, fallin - mx, get it - tbz, monday blues - cbx, pretty boy - taemin, thunder - exo, etc.) it might seem like a weird description but basically songs that aren’t too slow or too fast, songs that have unique beats or melodies or lyrics. i don’t particularly like slow sad songs because it makes me kinda…sad ? like if i listen to sad or slow music, i just get emotional and think too much idk anyway. i prefer more upbeat songs because it’s like a dance party everywhere i go. (i still listen to sad music anyway bc [REAL EMO HOURS] also listen to baby by the rose thnx)

⇢ If you read, what is your favorite book?

i’m gonna be quite honest here…i haven’t read a book that i wanted to read (like picked out at the library or bought) in like years… i’ve just haven’t had the time to read books lately and the books i do read are for my classes or for reports that i didn’t particularly pick out for myself. but from the books i’ve read through my life, i really enjoy reading mysteries, thrillers, and sci-fi books. a good favorite of mine is ‘american pyscho’ (i love really fucked up shit i’m weird don’t judge) but i also like the book ‘the bell jar’ (also kinda fucked up story). i guess that’s what prompted me in my interest in writing mysteries or thrillers but i don’t have much experience in it so i’ll stick with fluffy short fics for now

⇢ Where do you would like to visit/live in?

i really looooove traveling !! though i haven’t traveled to that many places, i’d love to visit literally everywhere, doesn’t matter if there’s barely anything to do. living wise, if we’re being realistic, probably texas because real estate is cheaper and basically everything is cheaper, but if we’re pushing money and bills aside, probably back to china, up north somewhere idk lol ?

⇢ What is your zodiac sign? Talk a little about it and say if it fits you or not.

my zodiac is scorpio, and honestly i don’t know much about astrology except for the sprinkles of zodiac posts i see on instagram or tumblr sometimes. but from what i’ve seen around, scorpios are supposed to be sex driven, mysterious, cold, and bitchy, and i don’t think i fit into any of those traits lol. but my friend, who’s a big astrology nerd, says that my appearance is the LITERAL definition of a scorpio (idk what he meant so i just went along with it). i mean i guess i get it kinda ? bc my outer appearance is kinda cold and i’ve been told i have a resting bitch face so if i don’t smile then i look angry or mean (so i try to smile more now heh). but if there’s any other traits you guys know about scorpios, feel free to tell me bc i’d like to know !

⇢ What you think it’s your funniest moment til now?

my life is just a big fat boring so this took a while to think of (idk if this is the funniest bc i have the memory of a goldfish) but recently about a few weeks ago, i went to this cafe to have lunch with my friend and as we were eating my fucking statistics professor came in and my friend points it out to me. i didn’t know if i should say hi or not bc i didn’t know if she knows who i even am (bc i rarely attended that class since attendance wasn’t mandatory and math is my good subject) so i just ignored her. then she sat down at the table RIGHT NEXT TO MINE and then the fucking TA’s for the stats lab joined her and it was just hella awkward bc i think the TA’s remember me (long story short i was late for my final bc a bitch slept in and i basically begged while knocking continuously on the window for the TA to let me into the lab to take the final and they did eventually) so anyway i think they remembered me but i still didn’t want to say hi. my professor got up later and i thought they were gonna leave and i can finally breathe but then SHE FUCKING WALKS UP TO OUR TABLE AND ASKS MY FRIEND IF SHE CAN TAKE A PHOTO OF HER AND THE TA’S and at that point, i was about to scream. so my friend took the photo and i STILL didn’t say hi even though i SHOULD’VE then. and the whole thing was a mess and it wasn’t funny then but looking back at it now, i’m laughing my damn ass off at myself

⇢ Milk before cereals or cereals before milk?

if you pour your milk before your cereal, i’m gonna push you down a well and leave you there to rot

questions for you:

what is the first memory you remember? like from birth or when you were young?

what is the line between art and not art?

what job would you be terrible at? why?

what is your zodiac sign? talk a little about it and say if it fits you or not.

when people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

what age do you wish you could permanently be? why?

who is you ideal boy/girl? describe him/her if you can’t think of a person (list physical traits and characteristic traits).

what’s the most annoying question people ask you? why do you find it annoying? how do you usually answer them?

can money = happiness?

as the only human left on earth, what would you do?

what is your guilty pleasure? why is it your guilty pleasure and what sparked it to be your guilty pleasure?

tagging: @ohdaddy-nct @jaeehyuns @hyucko @jencto @jeno-screaming (only if you guys want to !! ) + anyone else who wants to do it :^]

[feelingmoonlight24]

Introducing me

ok, ok I realize that first post came off as hella ranty, so let me stat again with introducing myself. Heya, everyone! I’m Moon. I am 22 years old and I live in Cornville, USA. I’m jus your average ND genderfluid nerd. I love reading and writing (actually working on a cookbook rn). I love cooking and making messes in the kitchen with my partner then playing Smash or watching Youtube with them after. I also love music... like LOOOOOVE it! I play the piano and sing but I haven’t touched my instrument in a fat ass minute and I am terrified of performing in front of other people. Honestly, before I made this blog I wanted to start a Youtube channel and then I remembered this lovely little thing called dysphoria and how it’s a bitch. so, I’ll just chill behind my screen where no one can see my face or hear my voice. Anywho, enough of this self pitying bullshit! I just wanted to say hey and let y’all a little bit of info about me. hopefully you’ll stick around to learn more and hear what I have to say.

Now jamming to: This Is Me ~The Greatest Showman