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that was me, peake.

please do not the mercenaries

[tf2husbandryofficial]

No

Bad

-Dr Seraphin

please do not the mercenaries

[tf2husbandryofficial]

Alright! Which one of you made this post

-Doctor Seraphin

please do not the mercenaries

[tf2husbandryofficial]

please do not the mercenaries

[tf2husbandryofficial]

i have replaced the brains of a scout with a fish brain.

-TV head's friend

Good thing you didn’t do that within the confines of MPNR. I think that would both highly offend our OSHA representative and count as an OSHA violation somehow.

- SF

[tf2husbandryofficial]

i get the feeling my sniper&pyro duo will be sticking around long-term! ive fireproofed most of the house, and everything flammable is already kept out of reach.

with that being said, what are some other things i should consider when taking care of these two? specifically in regards to interacting with them (too much vs too little), things to watch out for (distress calls + ideal vs concerning behaviour), and anything ive missed in preparing the house.

and before you inevitably ask me to send one or both of them to you — that ain't happening, they're pretty much inseparable and seem rather content where they are.

Most Mercenaries can regulate how much they interact but there's always one or two who can't! Pyro's tend to be a Very Friendly Sort.

Arrow's are always good enrichment for the two of them, Snipers love shooting them, and Pyro's love setting them ablaze!

-Sorry I couldn't be of more help on the Sniper front, Dr Seraphin

[tf2husbandryofficial]

bungus, bestie, I stg I’m boutta start treating your posts like an arg <3 (all /lh)

Rule Number who Even Cares anymore, Don't start treating The Bungus's Posts Like an Arg

-I'm not even sure this is a Bungus rule, Dr Seraphin

[tf2husbandryofficial]

what happened to the fortress then???

we're still cleaning up

[tf2husbandryofficial]

currently leaving a trail of fresh kidneys in coolers to get the aforementioned medics away from my house. pray for me. don’t ask how I got the kidneys.

Good luck! And I won't as long YOU won't ask why I'm there!

-Just... Studying Medics!, Dr Seraphin

[tf2husbandryofficial]

the medics in the abandoned factory behind my house have started leaving organs everywhere. what do I do?

get them fresh and high quality organs, those have clearly been rejected.

-dr peake

[tf2husbandryofficial]

Should I throw an antivaxxer at the medics near my home, I’ve already helped them out with tents and such so why not a test subject that honestly deserves it

Gary from Legal has informed us that saying yes is probably gonna get us in hot water, so take that as you will.

-Dr J Peake

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hello! there's a heavy (i think) living somewhere near me. red. heavies are usually quite boisterous i think but i've only seen this one crouching in a corner with fists raised. haven't dared to approach him, but he keeps staring at me. is he sick?

I’m not fully sure, he might just be kinda shy or something? Maybe approach him with an offering I guess? (As always, be careful)

crouching is a pretty common sign of friendliness (though not always), and the fists raised thing is just common heavy posture. Do let me know what happens when you get closer, if I have more info I might be able to check for any typical signs of illness

- dr. Spaghetti

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Rest in peace to whoever pissed off a medic

lmao yeah I mean this is a disaster for our conservation efforts if word gets out. It's extremely hard to get people to take our work seriously if they just go right ahead and get themselves killed.

Dr J Peake

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HELPHELPHELP- I FUCKED UP- MYMEDICISPISSEDOHGOD-

Point behind it, yell "ACHTUNG, SPY!" as loudly as you can, and run. Once you are no longer in immediate danger of vivisection, contact me again with exactly what you did to piss it off.

-Dr J Peake

[tf2husbandryofficial]

I gave the Heavy that’s been kinda pseudo-living in my backyard this dish called Toast Hawai’i and he just stared at it, then me, and his Medic friend started looking a little angry so I just kinda. ran

Ah, yeah... unless you have a particularly good relationship with the Heavy it's generally best to stick with Russian and Slavic dishes, as they're more familiar. The Medic is definitely the one you want to look out for, as Medics are much more volatile than Heavies are.

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*bursts through the door and practically collapses* uhhhhh is it possible for there to be a type of sandwich that Heavies don’t like ?

Well, I haven’t found much of what they don’t like (not really feeling like risking my life to test this :)), but I do know they tend to prefer taking

-ham & Bologna sandwiches

-chocolate

-those fish cake thingies

-steak

-bananas

-hunks of robotics that look a lot like the signature ham & bologna sandwiches??

Wait what did you do.

-dr spaghetti, mildly concerned and apologizing for the absence

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So never get a Spy while you have a Scout and vise versa. Got it.

correct.