#I literally never drink water
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I forgot how awful chugging water felt
#only bc I live on Powerade#I literally never drink water#but I’m out of powerades for the next however long and I’m dying#so I had to resort to water#and I chugged it#bc my throat is dry#and now my tummy hurts ☹️#and I can still feel the water from my throat all the way to the bottom of my stomach#oddly enough I don’t get the sore stomach when I chug Powerade#I can’t feel it in my stomach either??#i drank water#powerade
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for the first time ever vila gets drunk in one of lilya's drink alongs and proceeds to say this in full earshot of. windsong who was also drinking with them
#reverse 1999#vila#windsong#r1999 shitpost#for all people make windsong a lightweight in fics i don't think that woman is a lightweight#one of the fragrances in that woman is literally 'vodka' and she has a line about drinking!! granted its about drinking only in#times of celebration so she probably doesn't drink all that much (lest we forget this woman is the struggler in her line of work)#i do still think she's a crybaby when she's drunk though. just full on sobbing at the littlest thing#we should also never forget in vila's story quest when windsong literally trips over herself going to vila and inadvertently saves herself#from being shanked by samodiva's water knives because she's clumsy as hell
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Suki - Chimera Falin amv
I present before you: The Chimera Falin Edit.
#This took me like prolly 6 or so hours to do so feast well y'all and take ur meds and drink water#had to get in that “WOAH HEY” somehow#tiddies out for falin (and marcille she would love to see them)#anime watchers not finna get the uardlle joke but manga readers y'all BETTER LAUGH OR ITS BACK TO NO CONTENT.#if the manga readers dont laugh im never finna acknowledge them again and this will be their only acknowledgement from me good day /jjjj#if you caught the lesbian flag being in front of marcille at the end you are entitled to a kiss on the forehead and a membership to the +#farcille fanclub below#fun fact: I had to MAKE THAT FUCKING MARCILLE REACTION IMAGE MYSELF WHY WAS IT NOT ALREADY A THING#TOOK UP SO MUCH TIME.#also thank whoever reads the tags y'all are my favorite pookies#farcille#falin thorden#falin dungeon meshi#falin dunmeshi#falin touden#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dunmeshi#marcille dungeon meshi#marcille x falin#falin x marcille#chimera falin#falin chimera#faligon#dragon falin#delicious in dungeon amv#falin delicious in dungeon#marcille delicious in dungeon#oh also ig toshiro is here but i dont care about that man good night.#if you saw this last tag im literally giving you a kiss.
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“Poorly-Drawn” Poorly-Drawn-MDZS by my friend who has no context for what MDZS is, but has read every comic of mine in support.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#fan art#[text translation]: ‘Are you sure? I haven't done art in my life and I dont even own any coloured pens or have funny things to say-#or know what mdzs is? I have never seen the show I mean are you sure you want this? Your loss dude.’#The context for this was my curiosity about their impressions of what was going on after a whole year of second hand exposure.#Honestly I think you (I know you'll see this) knocked it out of the park with this comic - despite protesting about a ‘lack of art skills’.#The punchlines absolutely incapacitated me. So glad this is my highly specific legacy.#Round of applause for Larry; the guy who's literally been here from the start. The ultimate cheerleader.#Makes me drink water when I’m nearly incapacitated from dehydration.#And lets me talk about this blog without judgment.#Merci de m'avoir soutenu mon pote
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vws 🤞🤞
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#tristamp#huzzah#they make me so physically ill#i literally raised myself from the dead#to draw these idiots.#also i love 98 ww sm i hope yall can tell that the second photo is 98 ww#also like. i think the modern au i be drawing at the top#would basically be the baseball au#nicholas doomed by the narrative wolfwood#also spaghetti cameo from 98 spaghetti date#plus (guys pls tell me i did this right)#that oke time both vash and ww almost doed in the desert bc of dehydration#yall drink ur water#also the only reason theyre not kissing is bc ive never drawn ppl kissing and#idk how it do it 💔💔💔#in my head i am psychically making ghem kiss tho
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So Monday is my set-up day for my meds, i.e., I sit down and put my meds in the little containers for each day so I know if I've taken it or not, and I decided to have a glass of juice while doing dishes only to be like hm. I have not taken my meds yet this morning; I'll have to wait a bit now since I've been drinking this juice before I take them to make sure they work.
Which fucking reminded me of the fact that I have two ADHDs in my life, Husband and K, and NEITHER of them were aware you can't take your ADHD meds with fruit juice and that you shouldn't consume food or drinks with charcoal in them because both of those things will make your med not be effective. Neither of them knew this because neither of them read the fucking info that comes in the medicine box. Husband doesn't read them because he doesn't think it's important and K doesn't because the list of possible side effects is 'scary'.
Like.
BESTIES. READ THE INFORMATION THAT COMES WITH YOUR MEDICINE READ IT FFS I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SCARY IT WILL TELL YOU IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE DO NOT TAKE WITH FUCKING CITRUS JUICE
#zombie thoughts#like i get it that the list of side-effects can be scary i do but like...#it's much better for me if i know in advance what sort of things are likely to happen so if they do i don't panic like WHAT'S GOING ON#when i started my antidepressant i realized i was grinding my teeth a LOT and was getting a dry mouth and was like oh!#okay this was listed in the beipackzettel no need to worry!#K said she'd rather not read it then if she has a Symptom look to see if it's a side-effect but like bestie if you are having a Symptom wha#are the chances that you're going to think hey let me look to see if these things are related. answer not at all because her adhd med wasn'#working and she didn't think to look if maybe her taking it with grapefruit juice was perhaps the problem#(her complaint was she has to take it with a full glass of liquid but water is 'boring' so she wouldn't drink it)#(like bestie. bestie i love you but please grow the fuck up and chug the damn water if you have to)#(this child only drinks mate tea and a glass of juice daily that's IT she never drinks water and she doesn't even drink a liter of anything#(and i'm like CHILD YOU ARE SO DEHYDRATED)
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i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point
#and then you just have to get up and keep living anyway because what else is there to do?#but man my heart keeps feeling heavier with every blow#2024 has literally been the worst year ever god personally too#like everytime i think it can't possibly get worse than this it does#i remember literally 9th jan i had such a horrible breakdown in an auto because the first friend i ever made#after school was leaving my work and therefore my life#9 days into the year. seriously. and i was so happy on 8th because it was my birthday#i don't know im trying hard to think okay this doesn't even affect me it's fine im privileged enough that even my own countrys politics#barely affects me#but just. india is already so behind in everything. if developed nations are doing shit like this then well#it will never get better right like who do we even strive to be#i want to get more into indian politics but my god. it's so horrifying and depressing all the time#like i remember resolving to follow politics closely few years ago and the first news#i read was about some minister talking about how girls skirts lengths IN SCHOOL is the reason boys do sa and boys will be boys etc etc#i know i could just follow business news stuff like that god knows it'll help in my field but it just. doesn't resonate with me doesn't#make me feel anything at all. like i so desperately want to care about ooh stock markets and how to grow your money etc etc#but when i think about being rich enough to invest idle money all i can think is sitting in my own home peacefully#drinking a glass of cold coffee and just being able to breathe freely because me and my sister used to joke in childhood#when dad went thru a coffee v bad for health phase and he wouldn't let us drink it so we would drink it very sneakily#at night when he was asleep or went out for an hour and make absolutely no noise while mixing the sugar. we said that we know#we'll* know we have achieved true freedom and happiness in life when we can peacefully drink cold coffee in the hall and not secretly#in the dead of night in our room#i don't even know what im talking about and my period is late again and nothing is working and my lazer focus#that i had built in the past few weeks is gone because suddenly im like what is the point????#i just don't understand how the fuck humans can fight over stupid fucking things like who is kissing who and who is doing what with their#body instead of focusing on collective issues like our planet is dying so fucking fast and every summer is getting impossibler to survive#i hate that the united states control the UN fuck this world fr man i hate being born in such horrible helpless times#like call me a kid or dumb or whatever but i cannot understand how MILLIONS of people do not#have sympathy for ppl around them and who don't care about the planet at all like how????? how did you grow up????#not trying to boast but this is so natural to me!!! didn't you make save water save earth posters in school!!! didn't anyone
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sometimes i get nishiki i really do
#snap chats#like from an outsider perspective it is utterly hilarious watching everything go wrong for him#BUT GIRL NOT ME STOP HAVING THIGNS GO WRONG FOR MEEEEEE WHAT IS ALL THIS#this month its actually one thing after another if i start wearing white everyone needs to be concerned#you guys remember my bullshit roommates yeah well TLDR im getting fined for their messes im going to SCREAM#I HATE IT HEERRRREEE I KNOW IM EVIL BUT CMON#literally had such a silly night last night and now everything sucks again is this life is this what life is#its not its not what life is im just hearing my mom bitching in the other room and im letting her vibes ruin mine#everything going to be ok this is just a hiccup .... a small pinprick in the tapestry of life ....#i am incredibly annoyed though cause this is one of those situations where youve done nothing wrong but youre being shot for it#its just unfair but whatever we ball ..... im putting the hair gel away guys im not slicking my hair back just yet ....#i got a new friend last night so maybe ill just hang with them later and ill remember life is beautiful ..#heh ... jk ... i can remind myself life is beautiful right now ... im gonna go eat some tiramisu ...#jesus christ i really do love italian food what the fuck. pasta / calamari / tiramisu#i dont think calamari is italian but i got it from an italian place w/e we get the picture#its not my fault that italy has good food ... i would just never go there .....#ok bye ima go eat and drink water now. water will remind me how beautiful life is ...
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for my last trick (aka my final chemo treatment lmao), i somehow managed, in the dead of winter, to give myself heat stroke agsdhbdbdnsjd
#literally i was so fucking bad at drinking water#that i suddenly lost my ability to sweat#it was insane yall#i never felt on the verge of death per se#but i felt like i was on the verge of being on the verge 😣#anyway so thats why i vanished for longer than normal lol#but im all better now and im catching up with the things 😍#personal#kb post#sick posting
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Happy day 10 of this migraine. Should I throw a party when it inevitably gets to 14 days?
#my bloodstream is 99% caffeine & sugary drinks & excedrin migraine#I’ve never been so well hydrated in my life#I’ve tried literally everything#I’ve been drinking caffeine and huge amounts of water#I’ve tried eating healthy and eating carbs & sugar#I’ve tried laying down in a dark room with a wet cloth on my head for hours AND I’ve tried exercising and being out and about#I’ve tried with and without my glasses#I haven’t been using my phone or my computer#I’ve been rotating the type of painkillers I’ve been using#literally nothing helps#but somehow everything makes it worse#it got worse after laying down with my eyes closed in the dark with a wet cloth???#somehow???#I would like to remove my brain and eyeballs and put them in a bowl of ice water#I think that would fix me#I haven’t had a migraine this bad or lasting this long in YEARS#and the worst part? migraines make me fucking stupid. I literally can’t even think.#I’m like that guy who uploaded his brain into a computer and can’t think without excruciating pain in the magnus archives
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Wooo I don't have cervical or uterine cancer 👍
#i do have an averted uterus tho and maybe that might explain some of the pain#but also not really so they dont really know whats been causing it so like ya i havent taken after my aunty but also Ough#also the doc kinda pissed me off <3 you can clearly state more than once the main issue and theyll just be like Um so maybe drink more water#and it wont hurt to pee and i was like... it literally mever did hurt but thank you for not listening when i speak#and bringing up unrelated things that were never a problem for me. very good listening 👍#lol
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I feel like an old man cuz im sitting at the park by myself watching some kids run around and laugh and yell at each other and i feel like crying bc i miss this so much :(((((
#ive never even experienced this level of casual childhood friendships like playing around in the neighborhood#but it stings#but i drank water from the drinking fountain (??? idk how theyrr called. vrusoula) and it healed me#imagine vash the stampede in ep 24 when he sits on thr bench eating donuts and talks about how great life is#and then starts crying#that’s literally me fr#except im wearing all black and have blue hair and im smokinh and listening to car seat headrest#half blue. like the underside is blue the rest is black#shut up stef
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I told the doctor about some negative Ozempic side effects I've been experiencing and she recommended an OTC medication to help, and also said I needed to drink more water
I drink SO much water
I don't know how to tell you how much water I drink
I go through at LEAST 10 cups of water a day, not counting my daily coffee or ginger ale, not counting milk or the occasional Premium Special Treat Beverage™
I drink so so so much water
If I drink more water I will die of desalination. Please stop telling me to drink more water
#i am diabetic and it makes me thirsty all the time#i constantly have a glass of ice water at my side. always#i go through so much ice i have a rotation of 6 trays in my freezer to keep up with demand#literally i cannot imagine a way to fit more water into my day#if i drink more i will never leave the bathroom. i will be peeing for the rest of my life#anyway. my doctor does not believe me when i tell her i am getting enough water but. i am. really#mod post#medical stuff#health stuff#hydration#ozempic
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I love it when the water in my building gets shut off randomly it's my favourite thing to discover when i (bacteriophobe) try to wash my hands after flushing the toilet (hands full of bacteria)
#it felt wasteful to use bottled water i keep in case i get thirsty during a water outage#so i took the refridgerated tap water my brother drinks but hasn't replaced in ages so i would never drink myself#i'll replace it for him and all#but the problem is despite it not feeling wasteful since i'm p sure it's literally not drinkable anymore#i think i got frostbite trying to wash the suds off
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flavored water tastes like water drank from an unwashed cup
#im right about this#i've never chosen to have flavored water. it's always been thrust upon me#and every time i have it i have this exact thought#it's like when u finish one flavored beverage like a tea or soda or juice and then decide u want some water this time#but you rlly didnt rinse the cup enough#so there was some flavor residue in there that mixed in with the new water and its all a disaster#or its like. when you try to get water from a soda machine at a fast food place and its always Murky and mixed with whatever drink comes ou#of that faucet also#so far i've been neutral about this but i will now declare that i think this sucks LMAO#i either want water or i want to be PUNCHED with flavor#but to each their own#much love to u ''hint of flavor'' water lovers. keep being crazy wild and free#.txt#maria is literally just rambling. hi#beverages#water
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pours a lil mountain of cocaine onto my tongue then uses my tongue to rub it into dabi’s gums slow and hard and thorough <33 grinding the substance into his tissues and teeth until it’s entirely absorbed, consumed, seeping into the tangle of tiny capillaries and shooting through his blood, leaving his face tingling with little pinpricks of sweat and his pupils gaping with rapid exhilaration, veins cracking with white electricity <3
#okai okai okai now do me#i’m kidding literally everyone i know would kill me if i did coke#i am my father’s daughter. i know i am because when something stressful happens or i feel restless i think abt doing drugs#but tbh i would love to throw caution to the wind and get high with dabi JUST ONCE#JUST ONCEEEEEE#LIKE RLY FUCKED UP LMAO#i will never not push the headcanon that he’s a coke head i mean LOOK AT HIM#rae and i could write an encyclopedia on drug addict dabi but anyway#HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY EVERYONE <333#don’t actuall do drugs!!!!! they’ll ruin ur life!!!#be kind to urself n drink water today!#clari chatters#inky.dabi
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