#I literally dont know what happened

[dimiotouole]

Wh

What happened????

Why does weird stuff keep happening to me???????

The awkward staring...

And then t h i s

My ass got blue screeened

Has this happened to anyone before???????

I didn't get any rewards for this battle which I'm upset about

I hope the other team members weren't affected...

[ralvezfanatic]

funny thing abt the latest fic i js posted..

as i was writing and rereading it, i js got so absolutely disgusted by it 😭 like since it was all smut, I was completely grossed out by it for some reason. i literally had to force myself to finish it js to get it over with 🧍‍♂️

[heliianth]

i still think abt this little freak quite often. kitty cat blows up the moon

[wasyago]

something incredibly self indulgent

[matimatti]

*Sqh voice* bro you are supposed to wear the other one, did you forget the abyss years or something

[unexpectedbrickattack]

"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"

Ref under the cut!

[findafight]

Robin chose Steve. Robin made the conscious and deliberate decision that she could and would trust Steve. She already liked him! She had fun working and bantering with him! They were already on their way to being weird little bffs and the torture just expedited the process. Steve chose Robin just the same! He thinks she's fun and cool and likes her so much! He chose to be honest and open with her too, putting himself out there.

Even though their interests on the surface level don't match why wouldn't they share them? Steve clearly caves when Robin wants to watch a movie he doesn't think he'll like, Robin can watch a March madness game or five.

Stop trying to take away their bond oh my god people can be close to more than one person!!! Their best friend doesn't have to be dismissive or mean or whatever in order for a romance to be special to them!

[weepingnectar]

how he managed to convince jr. to be held up like that is still a mystery til now

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor

Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.

[jennilah]

its 2:30 am, i cant tell if im more tired or high, and the thought "Saw but every scene is in chronological order" blasted into my brain and made me laugh

linearized Saw

[babypanther95]

One of my first experiences, upon no longer being in Israel and returning to my regular job as a teacher, is a student leaving a note in my classroom that says "Ms. --- is a Jew. No Jews. Hitler to come back." So you know. Really wish I was still in Israel or at least wasn't the only Jewish person at the school (teacher or student). By the way, I teach 6th grade...

[cowboy-caboodles]

respectfully requesting some more wholesome Jack and Crutchie being idiot brothers content <3

RESPECTFULLY PROVIDING THE CONTENT BCS THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! and i will be doodling the two of them being idiots together more!!

(i’m digging through my ask box over spring break i promise im gonna respond to them all 🙏🙏)

[honibumii]

Skully does really be getting into the nrc vibe aka terrible boykisser faculty bc why tf is he kissing everyone first thing after glancing at them for a minute

[smoosnoom]

a lesson in love

“I’m glad they moved me closer to the art block,” Mike mentions after a second, and Will blinks at him. “It’ll be easier to bother you, now.”

Will clicks his teeth. “Incredibly professional,” he notes, and Mike’s smile widens. Sometimes, Will’s heart feels moments from exploding, like a firework someone had poured gasoline onto and threw in a fire.

“I’m the pinnacle of professional,” Mike decides, oblivious to Will’s cardiovascular issues.

Between being a teacher in a school full of chaos, being in love with his best friend and coworker of several years, and Lucas' worst idea yet, Will tries his best to make it through another school year.

[starghost-starjim]

“Who are you?” asked Konstantin, breathing fast.

“Did you never see my face before?” asked the creature. “Ah, no, at Midwinter you saw the beast and the shadow, but not the man.” He got slowly to his feet. He and Konstantin were nearly of a height. “Never mind. You know my voice.” He cast down his eyes like a girl.

“Do I please you, man of God?”

[haunted-xander]

Alone