#I like calling you Voltron people. sup Voltron people!

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Yeehaw. Or something like that.

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TMNT x Reader - His Favorite Thing

Spending time with your turtle bae couldn’t be more fun, and he is beyond excited to share the enjoyment of his favorite activity with you.

Donnie 

-You go to a local Sci-Fi convention -It's his first time going to one...obviously -And he is beyond excited -Has the whole day planned out, knows each table and event that he wants to hit -He is pretending to be in costume -Elated that he is able to walk around amongst humans freely without causing a panic -‎Also, sooo much Sci-fi! -‎He is geeking out big time -Points and gasps at pretty much everything, eyes filled with pure joy -‎Holds your hand, squeezing it a little due to nerves -‎His enormous green hand swallows yours up -Draws A LOT of attention, he was expecting this -‎Gets stopped by everyone and their brother for pictures -Tries hard not to laugh when people compliment him on how realistic his "makeup" and "prosthetics" are -‎He's a terrible actor -‎His ruse would be transparent -‎If not for the impossibility of there actually being giant mutant turtle men -‎When asked what he is, he says that he's an OC -‎Came up with an elaborate backstory for his "character" -‎He's part of an alien turtle race from Voltron -‎Had Mikey draw a picture of him to show people as a reference -‎You're both exhausted by the time you get back to the Lair -‎But god do you look amazing in your Princess Allura costume -‎Pulls you into a kiss -‎It only escalates from there -‎You're the perfect Princess Allura -‎Costume stays ON

Leo -Sword fighting -Using bamboo swords...because safety first -‎Insists you wear padding as well -‎Gives you a quick overview of the history of sword fighting -‎Has a chalkboard with visuals depicting various stances -‎Mikey helped with drawing them...he did most if it -‎There's one drawing that looks especially wonky -‎That's the one Leo did -‎After a while you're feeling confident in your new sword fighting abilities -You tell him to show no mercy -Psssht, he's not doing that -‎Agrees, but is definitely holding back -‎He wants to teach you to do his art well, but not at the cost of hurting you -‎You call him "Sensei" -Hoo boy, does he ever like that -You pin him to the ground, he raises his hands in surrender -‎"I have been defeated, failing my master...Now there is nothing left for me to do, but end it all!" -‎He says, purposefully mismatching his words and lip movements -‎*Kill Bill siren goes off* -‎Proceeds to commit bamboo sword seppuku -‎You drop to your knees -‎WHYYY??? He was so young! -‎You cling to him -‎"Leonardo...you will never know this, but...I was never your enemy. The truth is...I've always loved you!" You exclaim, clutching him as tears roll down your cheeks. -‎You also commit bamboo sword seppuku -‎Collapsing dramatically on top of Leo -‎HYCCK BLARGH -‎Mikey and Raph were your audience -Erupt into uproarious applause -‎A single tear escapes Raph's eye -‎End scene -Raph and Mikey leave -‎But what's that?! It turns out that you faked your own deaths! Plot twist. -‎Time for some fun on the tatami mat

Raph  -You take him on a midnight trip to your 24 hour gym -Lock all the doors, cover the windows, and put up a sign that reads: "Closed for Renovations" -Just in case -You also bring along a memory wiping device graciously provided by Donnie -To take care of those pesky security cameras -Raph is so pumped to get pumped -‎All he has at the Lair are free weights and a bench press -Sooo many new toys -‎Doesn't know where to start -Like a kid at Christmas -Loads up a machine with a ridiculous amount of weight and tells you to lift it -Doesn't understand why you can't do it, that's nothing...for him -Perhaps it's best you workout separately -‎You're doing squats -‎Houston, we have a problem -He was in the middle of doing heavy bicep curls -‎Almost dropped the barbell on his feet -‎He's too distracted, needs to wait until you're done before he continues -"Staph wit tha squats, I'm havin' a problem concentratin' ovah here!" -Fitspo selfie time -At first, he wants nothing to do with that -But after you take a few pictures -Suddenly he's mister Arnold Classic with the cheesy flexing poses -‎You ask him if he wants to do cardio, maybe the treadmill -‎He offers a different suggestion for cardio -‎You both adjourn to the shower room

Mikey -Initially wanted to teach you how to hoverboard -‎Took some convincing from Leo and Donnie to go with a safer option -‎Surfing it is -‎On a secluded beach -‎Because the whole giant mutant turtle man situation -‎For once, his terminology is appropriate to the activity -‎Offers to rub lotion on you -‎Less about sun safety, more of an excuse to grope you -‎Majorly beefs it on a big wave while trying to show off -‎Sea turtle encounter -‎"Sup, cuz!" -The animal does not know what to make of him, and swims away in fear -Wants to be buried in the sand -Aiming to recreate that "sand guardian" vine -You reenact is with perfect precision -Never actually taught you how to surf -You don't mind, you still had a great time -You sneak into a hotel on the beach -A friend of yours who works at the hotel scored you the keys to the deluxe suite -Pillow fort time -Just like in that Katy Perry song -‎He starts singing "Teenage Dream" completely out of key -Undeniably bad at singing, but still somehow manages to be utterly adorable while doing it -Time to raid the mini bar -"I feel like a giant with these tiny bottles of booze" -The mini bar has been cleaned out -Drunken revelry ensues, along with kisses -You both retire to the pillow fort for some amorous activities -Hangs "Do not Disturb" sign on it

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Book 1 Hope returns  Chapter 46 Vanguard By goldstonegolem64

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9HJV1Ben6k

Galra central command

It had been about  eight teen hours since Root rot was sent to conquer and Zarkon was starting to get frustrated  with how long it was taking. 

“ Any word from the weed or any of the ship captains that were sent with him?” Zarkon asked 

After a few second of wait one of the transition officers spoke”  No my lord We are getting nothing but static . But before he did go dark we did receive a message from Root Rot group saying that they had run in with the Valkyrie. “ .

‘ I know that but it was seventeen vs one how could one man take on so many at once or maybe Voltron and or that titan was there as well  “ Zarkon said as he got up from his throne 

“ Should we send the twin or Skyver to assisted Root Rot in his mission?”

“ No he either succeed or he dies. I would rather not send those three to their  deaths. We will deal with at in do time “   Zarkon said as he was leaving the room “ Recall any Sub-commanders and commander that nearest to us, call back the nearest mobile repair bay and tell every refinery to double their work load we are going to need as many mans on deck just in case we are attacked In the coming days” Zarkon left the control room and walked towards Haggar’s lab. As he moved he walked passed dozens of soldiers  each one moved out of his way as they could see he was visibly angered by the failure of his commanders for not capturing voltron, for not stomping out the rebel cells that had been cropping up recently after voltron showed back up.

But then again he had grown complacent over the centuries believing that no foe could stand up to him and the empires might . But that all came back to bite him for not handling this problem himself. But that what project Titan was for .Zarkon stopped in front of the door way to Haggar’s lad then entered the room. As he entered the room he found Haggar looking out of a window .

“So how is the constructs of the Titan project going “   Zarkon said as he walked over to look out the same window 

�� We are putting on the finishing touches from the data we’ve collected from ever battle that both the Valkyrie and Voltron had been in the past two months and have made the proper adjustments to face both of them at once but there is a draw back  to this upgrade.” 

“ And what is that my dear  “

“  You will need a full on neural link for it to control so if titan is destroyed it will most likely kill you.”

“Well we have the Lazarus protocol . Now on the statue of Root Rot and his men ?”

“All but two are alive and counted for. K-38 and K-2″

“So Root Rot Is dead then”

“ No he is most likely still alive,recovering and adapting  from this defeat. Now should we send a recover team to collect him along with an invasion force to the planet ?” Haggar asked 

“ No We have lost already to many men and recourses on one world and if Voltron and The Valkyrie are there we will lose so many more and with the twins and Skyver mechs being rebuild and upgrade and the new batch of Kurons being grown  and trained we would most likely lost . Speaking of which how is batch two training coming along?”

“ Worst then the first . We tried to lean more into the silver paladins altean d.n.a But this as caused those to come out mindless.”  Haggar walked over to her desk and showed a video of a Kuron in its test tube it looked liked an Altean with tan skin, red cheek marks and pink hair in their mid teens . They were just floating there in it’s pod doing nothing but growing  then the monitor at the front of the pod started to glow red. Then the scientists  in the lab moved  toward the pod and tried to figure out what was going on. Then the Kuron inside started to violently  morphing from a normal body and into a  gray scaled beast. It then Burst through the pod’s glass and attacked the scientist and ripped then apart. It then let out a roar that caused the surrounding kuronsin there pods to start to change as well. They then burst out and started to rampage through out the lad ripping into each other.

“   It seems like they have reverted to a more primitive Mind set if you remove the human D.n.a and try to fill in the gapes with Altean or Galran D.n.a.” Haggar said as she stopped the video 

“ So the silver Paladin is human and Altean so there are other Alteans still alive on the planet Earth then “  Zarkon said as a smile came across his face

“ Yes and no. The Silver paladin dose share some D.n.a with the black paladin but there seems to be small changes to their d.n.a . Like how the Silver paladin heart pumps blood slower then the Black paladins that tends to happen a kid is born in zero or artificial gravity.”

“So he was born on another world then. But there was no other planets in that solar system that could host life.” 

“ Well the first humans we had captured were on the ninth planet of their system. So there ma be colonies on other worlds or moons.”  

“ Alright then we’ll send a scouting ship to find this colony. Now have you found the traitor in are midst yet

“No I haven’t. “

“But we have “ Another voice said 

Both Zarkon and Haggar turned to look at the voice and were supriesd by who they saw.

Else where in the universe

Jay was sitting in the Med bay playing a game of chess against Pidge 

“  Are you sure your ok jay “Pidge  asked as she moved one of her pawns 

“ I’m fine my suit took most of damage and I’ve been through worse “ Jay replied as he moved his knight

“Jay your skin is bright ready and your smoking still are you sure your fine” pidge said as she moved another pawn .

“  It’s fine I’ll just shed of the dead skin of next time I shower next “ 

“ Wait you shed like a lizard  “ Pidge had a strange image in her head of Jay shedding like a snake 

Jay looked up from the chess board and looked perplexed by pidge’s statement “ Yes like a lizard would. “  Then he remembered pidge was not from mars “Sometimes I forget we come from different planets. So something normal to me is weird to you  and Vic-versa”  

“ That is true but still are you going to be alright after all that happened yesterday “ 

“Pigeon I’ve been sitting in this room four hours . I think I’m good at this point. Also Checkmate “

“What. “ Pidge looked at the board and saw that jay had moved his  rook right in front of her king then notice that the queen was behind it and had the bishop that move on black spaces was also aimed toward the rook” Uh didn’t see that coming.Good game jay “ 

“Finally after six game I won once and now I retire on top” Jay said as he shot both his hands up in joy.

“ Alright then so what do we do now “

“ We will jst a bit more before the others show “

“And what do when they ask about the big one sitting just out side of the city’s limits “

“Will let the others deal with at when they get here “ Jay replied 

‘[Captain The castle of lions as entered the planet’s orbit and Allura wishes for both of you to meet them at the as soon as possible}

“ Speak of the devil i guess we should head out then” jay said as he got up from his seat . “Hey Val did you leave the speeder here or is it still in your chest “ his said in his minded 

“ I left it just out the Prometheus’s cargo by door.” Val said 

“ Thank you” Jay said as he and pidge walked out of the med bay 

“ Your welcome  ‘ Val replied  

“ So were taking the not the green lion. “ Pidge asked 

“ Pidge it’s “ looked at his phone” 5 in the morning and people are sleeping so the bikes will do for now” Jay said as he walked down the ramp and saw his silver speeder which he called quick Silver. As he sat down and wait for pidge he saw the castle of lions slowly starting to descend from the clouds  on the other side of the city. As he watched the castle. Pidge riding her speeder” Alright lets go” Jay said as he and pidge drive towards where the castle was landing.

As the castle landed both Jay and Pidge arrived

“ So how do you think the others are going to react to see the big one ‘ Jay asked still sitting as the castle landed a few feet away 

“Don’t know but it’s going to be fun when they learn what happened here. Also do you wonder what happened on their missions “ pidge said as the door they were in front of started to open

“ Why don’t we ask them are selves “ Jay replied as he walked into the castle of lions  followed by Pidge the two walked onto the kitchen first and Found most of the crew  which was Matt, Hunk , Nyma, Rolo , Keith and Shiro sitting  at the table eating the food goo” Sup Guys how did your missions 

Adam spoke first “ We had some trouble but it was a” Adam was cut off by  a blueish green furred ferreteped  as Jay called them suddenly appeared in front of him and grabbed him by the face which kind hurt do to the electrical burns he suffered from the fight 

“ Oh no we truly are in the worst possible reality to be in . Unless it the reality . . What is your name boy “ Slav asked

Jay with his cheeks being stretched out spoke “ Jay Sorin and I’m guesting your Slav ” he replied 

“ Yes .Also if our here now then this realty still has a chance “ Slav said then he was grabbed by the back of the collar by Shiro and was pulled away

“ Sorry Jay He’ s been raving about of end of the world ending conspiracy theory the moment We said anything about the Valkyrie.”  Shiro said as he put Slav down

“ It’s not a Conspiracy it’s a strong possibility” Slav Counters 

Shiro and Slav started to argue about this while Jay and Adam watch and laughed a bit  

“So Hunk Keith Rolo, Nyma how did your mission go?” Pidge asked

“ Keith made a friend with a GAlra pilot “Hunk said

“ They were no my friend I just helped them out see as the five of us were inside of a giant space worm.” Keith replied 

“ but they liked you the most “ Nyma said jokingly 

“ Maybe Galra just know when their in the presents of one any other “ Hunk said 

“ That is true but only for pure bloods seeing as they are all fucking purple “  Jay yelled

“ Thank Jay for the info “ Keith said 

“ So they just were being polite because Keith saved them ok if it comes back to bite us in the butt that’ s on Keith then agreed ” Hunk said 

“ Agreed”  Everyone said 

“ That’s fair .Now Pidge What did you and Jay do while we were away ?” Pidge asked

“ Fought some robeasts and the guy who took my leg nothing to big “Pidge said like it was no big deal 

Everyone was quite for a few seconds before Matt speaking up “  Are you alright did you have a panic attack . Jay where were you during all this”  Matt asked as he looked towards jay 

“ I was being electrocuted for info you shmuck. Also I to was having a panic attack but no one asked if I was ok “ Jay said and that was followed by everyone asking what happened, Why the empire was here did they find out about the plan. As Jay and Pidge were bombard with questions 

“ Ok well answer all this questions but first we need everyone here to fully explained what happened here “ Pidge said 

In the bridge of the castle of lions Allura and coran were talking 

“Princess I have sent a message to the blade and Asmo  telling them about are success on all three of are mission. Is there anything else you would like me to do”   Coran asked 

“  I would like to Have Pidge, Jay, Beau, La-sai ,N-7 and Ace here to get me their mission nreport Also I would like to Talk with Ryner and Isara seeing as she and the Queens Sayers are hear. But besides that I’m good”  Allura said 

Coran could tell something was up with her.” Allura what is wrong you seem off’

Allura bite her lower lip then spoke “ I’m just a little bit worried about the Mission coming up . Maybe we should wait a little bit longer and train more so we can truly be ready for it”

Coran knew that wasn’t the full truth ” I feel the same they have only been paladins for a few months now and they lack the train or at time maturity, Hundreds of years of experience of fighting massive battles. But  I have watched them be on the same level of the original Paladins and I believe that they could be better then them and lead the universe in to a better tomorrow “ Coran smiles thinking about it”  

“ You know just what to say to put me at ease Coran.”She smiled and looked up to coran “ But I’m still worried about the others their so young and I kind of fell like I forced them into this roles with out truly thinking this through. Each one of them nearly at less once on this journey and I’m sending them into a Fight that decide the fate of the universe. “

“I may not know much about humans but from what I’ve seen they have sir pasted all of my expectation and beat ever challenge that came to face them. An I will bet on my life that they will beat this next challenge with flying colors  “ Coran said as he pulled Allura into a huge

“ I hope your right Coran I hope your right.” Allura said 

As the two hugged The door to the bridge opened to revel  the rest of the crew with Pidge and Jay at the front 

“ Hi boss sorry to interrupted but we have something important  to tell you.” Jay said 

“ What is it  “Allura asked 

The team wait for the rest of the crew to join and when they did Jay and Pidge explained what had happened from when they arrived to the fight with Robeast and the squad of copy Valkyrie then the fight with the Thunder Bird and Dread wing. Then the Battle with Root Rot. Everyone stood there in shook as they listened to how Jay was for the second time was nearly killed by the plant man again.

“ So This IronWood guy Called you Dad ?” Lance said just a little weirded out 

“Yeah an the other guy black thorn said like me when I was a teenager witch confused me as well . If they were still alive we could have asked them about that but we still have one of those pilot’s still alive hows that memory collecting going anyway ?”   Jay asked Coran 

“ It’s been going fine and we will fine out soon what that pilot knows in about two more days .” Coran replied ]

‘Ok Is there any thing else you too want to tell Us “Allura asked as she looked at the both of them .

“ Oh that  Jay call Val “Pidge said 

“ On it “ Jay said before talking in his mind “Val It’s time” 

“ We are on are way” Val said This was followed by Music started to play over the comm and the world started to shake 

“ What is that “ Shiro asked

“ That would be are Ace in the hole “Pidge said as she walked up to the terminal punched in a location and a scan appeared showing the Vanguard walking from a massive crated that had something in it covered in Ice and Vines.”   Ladies and Gentlemen we give you the colossus Vanguard the unbreakable and Allura she would like to speak to you and Voltron I don’ t know what that means but I think Shiro might know” 

“ I Do Pidge. Paladin to your lion “ shiro said as he and the rest of the paladins left the bridge

Back a Galra central command 

Thace had decide to move the chip he place in the control room .As he walked to the control room  he felt for just a moment that someone was watching him again. HE looked behind him to see no one behind him. This sent a chill down his spine but he continued to walk towards the control room as he entered the control room. Some one tried to stab him. He quickly grabbed the wrist of his assailant and was about to punch them only to have his free hand grabbed  by someone else in the room followed by a knife stabbing into his leg. He fell to his knee and then was punched in the face. He looked to his right to see Harley smiling at him Then he looked to his left to see Quinn. Both were standing over him. Then they started to whale on him . Each punch  cracked against his face and he could fell his skull crack and his jaw being dislocated. after a few minutes of being beaten on. With his jaw busted he could only say one word “ Why?” 

Quinn moved in closer and whispered in Thace’s ear  “Sorry about this Thace but it’s the only way to make whatever your planning work in are favor “  

Then Harley leaned in “ Look around the room “ 

He looked up again to see serval things about the room. The first thing was that the cameras were destroyed and there was a body of a control room officer knocked out. Then he noticed that the console in the room had a familiar  looking blade in it. Then something clicked in his mind he remembered that there was two blade members that started a family they had kids twins. Both parents dead on a mission leaving the twin. The blade wanted to take the twins in but sadly they had disappeared before and could be found. “  You”

“ Yes we are but we aren’t going to join your little group we just want out of the empires control “Quinn whispered as she and her brother picked up and dragged him out of the room towards Lady Haggar’s lab 

Back with the Paladin

Voltron flow towards the Vanguard with the Valkyrie in toe

Allura stood in the cockpit of the black lion and started at the colossal purple Knight as it stopped and looked up towards the two mechs 

“Shiro before we talk to the Vanguard my I ask when pidge said  that the vanguard wanted to talk to Voltron and you knew what she meant. I just wonder how”

“ I though you knew about me seeing as you are bonded lion” Shiro replied

“ No I don’ t maybe your bond with the black lion is deeper then my own.”

“ Yes and no. You know how Val is Different from the Valkyrie.”  

“ Yes “ Allura replied as she started to see where this was going 

“ Well besides the lions that live in each part of Voltron I’m guessing he is the “

“ I am the Lions young Shiro “ Leonidas said out loud in all the lions  

Everyone was quiet for a few seconds before Hunk spoke up 

“ Who the heck was that?” Hunk asked 

“ I am Leonidas the prideful or as you all call me Voltron “ 

“ So You final decide to reveal yourself good I was tired of waiting “Val said

“ So this guy is the same as Val right . So dose that mean he can fight on his own when were not around to pilot the lions?” Lance asked 

“No I was not build that way.  Where The Valkyrie can pilot  herself do to the fact that she doesn't  have to split herself into five different pieces. But I make up for that by being more flexible with my pilots and each pilot will unlock different abilities. “  

“ But I can manipulate time and I can scan anything and turn it into a weapon. “ 

“ I can rip a hole in the fabric of reality “

Everyone could felt tension between the two that only sibling would have. It was a little awkward until the Vanguard spoke over the comms 

“ And I can open portals to any where I’ve been to which is all of what you called the know universe. Make barriers around me and I can came gravity balls that can pull in and destroy it. “ The vanguard sounded happy to be able to take to other of their kind and completely missed the tension between the Valkyrie and Voltron. “ Sorry if I interrupted what you were doing I’ m just happy to finally meet more of my own kind after being alone for so long a can’t wait to hear everything you’ve seem the past billion years “

“  Before we do that Lady Allura must ask you something” Val said 

“ Yes this is of most important that we know your awnser “ Leonidas said 

“ Oh ok” Vanguard replied 

“ Your up Princess” Shiro said as he turned on the Black lions Outer p.a System 

Allura then spoke “ Hello Vangaurd I am princess Allura of Altea and I request your in are battle against the Galra Empire You do now about the empire right?” Allura asked

“ Thank you for asking. They are current in control of 80 percent of the knew universe and have been draining world of their quintessence to furl their war machines and to keep their Leader and  his wife alive for the passed ten thousand years. And I would like to join you in stopping them. But I will save this I don’  t like fighting all that much. I only fight in self defends and to protect the animals that live inside of me . But what I can do is open wormhole that allow you and the rebels you work with to any place you want to go and any planet or place you want protected I can do that. But I will not put the creatures I care for in harms way but if yo are in dyer need of my help I will fight but only as a last resort  ”   Vanguard said 

“Well at least they know their boundaries . “ Lance said 

“ And where their loyalty lay “ Keith replied 

“ Ok as long as we can count on you when we need you must. That is fine by me “  Allura said 

“ Ok with that out of the way can I ask Both Val and Leonidas a few things ?”  Vangaurd asked 

“ I see no problem with That” Val said 

“ Neither do I”  Leonidas add 

“ Alright time to wait a the next few hours while this three talk “ Pidge said 

As The Vanguard , Val And Leonidas started Talk they switched to a Language that the universal translator couldn’t  understand. But that didn’t really matter to the paladins at the moment they were just happy to have the Vangaurd now truly on there side. But Allura still felt nervous about the battle to come.

Else where in the Crate the cyclone covered in ice and Vines lay there motionless but near the head there was the sounds slamming and sizzling as Root Rot started to break free of his frozen prison . As he burst free from the finally layer of ice. he let out a roar of anger and  as his body had turn from green to brown do to how cold it was. He started to pull  himself out of the exit hole he made and As he did his legs broke of as he continued to pull himself out and crawled to the edge of what remained of the Cyclones head and rolled himself of and ihit the ground hard shattering most of his body leaving only his left arm and head in tacked 

“Cold I H-h-hate the cold” He tried to regrow his missing limbs only for nothing to happen. His body was dying and he need to reset.So he unraveled himself and started digging into the soft earth that the rain and the melting ice had made for him .It would take a few years for him to heal completely  from this fight but it would be all worth it as while he rested he would adapted to the cold an along with that he would start to grow a new colony for his clan with the only thing fueling them is Revenge Bloodlust and a need for fresh meat 

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Active: January 2018 - July 2018

Hi everyone, I'm Rina! I was an admin here for almost 8 months, and I'll always love this blog so much, but I decided to leave because there are other things I'm more focused on at the moment and I wanted to make room for some new people who are more active. I started our discord server though and will still be active on it, so feel free to come say hi to me there or on my personal blog! Also, shameless self promo here, I run an advice blog called dear-rina so if you have anything you'd like advice on don't hesitate to stop by!

Name: Lily

Birthday: December 7th (16)

Main blog: saddle-eyes

Nationality: American

Pronouns: They/Them

Hey, I’m Lily!! I love all things theater/musicals and anything to do with video games! Feel free to message me about those things if you want to talk about them or even just to talk about anything! I’m really happy to be an admin for this blog and I can’t wait to help out with all of your lost fics! Love you guys! (I also apparently love exclamation marks.) <3

[nebulawriter]

Blind Review VLD S8E3 The Prisoner’s Dilemma

So like. I’m liking this season so far. It could all come crashing down, and I’m knocking on wood as we speak, but first two episodes were fun. 

Gasp! WOOOO VOLTRON!

Yeah, that feels right. 

Its nice that Atlas is so full of people. Ooooh! Its the MFE’s. 

Sup James.

Rebel Ships!!!

MAtt???? HI NYMA!

I like this, I like the teamwork, I like everyone working together, yes yes yes, good. 

take ‘em down, without taking ‘em out. 

So I’ve seen things that Matt and Nyma are together, but I don’t remember seeing where they got that from. Meh, k. 

Oh I don’t like that. 

Sonic Boom!

YEAH!!!!!

Ok, I can handle one transformation. at least they’re actually in space this time. 

Every time I think about the Black Paladin just...always has a damn face in it’s neck

Yayyy

Looks like they’ve got this whole thing pretty good. 

Hi James!

Lahn, come on, its Hunk. You can’t be mad at Hunk. 

Dude don’t you dare come for Keith’s Mom, they’ll fuck you up. 

Hunk, translation?

Sounds like Honerva’s on the move. 

Keith I love you. 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH LAHN AND KOSMO!

God, I always forget how stunning the visuals are on this show

Kosmo is a Good. 

I don’t trust Lahn. But I also don’t NOT trust Lahn. 

Science experiment

Keith has so much more patience now. 

Hmmmm.

I love you Pidge. Lahn is so disappointed. 

Dude, she’s just trying to help you. And she’s earned more than you know. 

I demand a scooby doo moment with these two. 

OOOH EWWWW 

eeewww rotten food goo turns purple

There are some sentries

Hey Sentry. Whats up, whats hangin. 

Oh Shit, that is Not Good, and those two are about to run into it. 

Keith where are you?

Lances scream is the best. 

Oh thats not good. Thats real bad. 

Poor Lance and Hunk

Oh, they’re ok. Phew! It just went past them. 

Oh No it hunts Galra dunnit? Galra like Keith. 

Beast sent the signals to call the Galra in!

Guessing its one of Honerva’s monsters? or maybe that thing with Krolia? 

Ohhh, got it. 

Well. Fuck. 

DONT YOU DARE HURT KOSMO

HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG GUN

Oh No it gained Kosmo’s Teleportation

Bye Ranveig monster. 

YAY LIONS

Hey, it’s Acxa!

Yayyyy Voltron!

Honerva whatcha doin. 

Oh Shit. Ho. Shit. Taki. Mushrooms. 

[thesmollostbean3]

Miro/Shatt headcanons

(Sup guys!! So…anyone want some Miro headcanons? I gotta few for you! Strap ya'self in buddy. This is gonna be a ride. Also, I personally call it Miro over Shatt cause it sounds nicer to me. Also ahem..it rhymes with Milo and Milo is straight up delicious…anyway! That aside here are some headcanons from before Kerberos!! (Gonna post after in a few days)

-OK, we are gonna say that they were really great friends before because I feel like it is basically law now.

-And I love it.

-Shiro would, just to annoy Matt read out bad AF dad jokes 24/7.

-Unknown to Shiro, Matt actually loves dad jokes.

-so, when Shiro found out. Basically everyone else in the Garrison were not safe.

-From these two literal dorks.

-To Matt’s surprise, Shiro can sleep almost anywhere.

-Which is also to Matt’s delight too.

-He can scare Shiro awake all he wants.

-(Also draw dicks on his face)

-the thing is, Shiro wakes up really creepily by just straight up sitting up and opening his eyes.

-After about 10 times, Matt never scared Shiro awake again.

-(There were still sticks drawn on his face tho)

-Meanwhile, Matt never sleeps.

-(This way be the reason Pidge has such bad sleeping habits..)

-(Dammit Matt)

-So Shiro, as he shared a dorm room with him, would constantly nag Matt about it. And honestly it was for a good reason.

-“Sleep is for the weak”

-“Matt you haven’t slept for 48 hours straight!”

-“Damn Right”

-“MaTt yoU ArE GoiNg tO diE?!”

-Shiro you are already dead inside you can’t talk.

-Shiro when waking Matt up: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey except not get your ass up.

-Matt: Ay, wake up ya dildo.

-(they care about each other a lot, but this works for waking the other up)

-“Shiro, you know if my little sister found out about the Shit I say and do with you I would forever probably be embarrassed. She would never let me get over it so if you meet her in the future you better…”

-*Shiro smirking*

-They also compliment each other a lot, let’s get real.

-Shiro will constantly complain that Matt is too cute.

-Like just imagine Shiro, mister Voltron Dad constantly calling his best friend (and future boyfriend) cute all the time because it is true and Matt cannot go without knowing this information you know?

- He’s gotta know he is a giant cutey.

-Even if he scoffs but secretly loves it.

-Matt starts calling Shiro cute too.

-And then Shiro starts complimenting Matt more.

-And then Matt as well.

-And just by that, it became basically the opposite of the roast fest they had a month ago.

-Shiro is shockingly, one of the messiest people Matt has ever met.

-Like…how does he do it? Matt thought he was bad but man…

-Shiro cleans up his act by the time they go to Kerberos.

-But man…shocking.

-What a scandal.

-Says Matt, while continuing to throw his jeans on the floor.

-Matt is also surprisingly a big crier with movies and stuff.

-Shiro buys the tissues.

-“Shit dude I feel like a fucking mess and you are probably one of the only people I feel like I can act like one around….thank-you a lot Matt.”

-*Matt feeling honored and comforting as basically awkwardly as he can. But trying*

-(Shiro it only gets worse from here honey)

- Oh gosh, because this is before they date I just wanna say that Matt really Fricken loves Shiro’s laugh.

-Like he is crushing on Shiro, and Boi…he at one point tries his hardest to make him laugh.

-Which isn’t that hard.

-Fricken bad pun and he is gone.

-Shiro loves it when Matt scrunches up his nose.

-And they love a lot if things about each other.

-They are both pining hardcore.

-Also call each other bitch a lot.

-And that is all I have for before Kerberos y'all.

-Ana

[mirai-eats]

It'll be a Twenty Minute Wait

A continuation of proud of you for a solid twenty minutes I tried keeping it in a 1k word limit but I somehow doubled it?

Voltron, klance/laith, 2268 words, T rated because Pidge makes an entrance, modern/college AU

MASTERPOST

“Shiro help me!”

The sound of the back door being slammed shut accompanied by Keith’s sudden yell jerked Shiro from his concentration. “What happened?  What’s wrong? Are you hurt?” Shiro instantly grabbed Keith’s arm and started checking him over.   “I ran into a classmate at Starbucks on the way to work just now and he was with a friend who he introduced as Lance and honest to God Shiro I swore the heavens opened up when he smiled he was glowing, Shiro! Glowing!” Keith said this in the entire span of one breath.

  There was a brief pause, then Shiro physically relaxed and let go of Keith’s arm. “Oh, I thought there was an emergency.”  “This is an emergency,” Keith hissed.  “No, an emergency is the shop being on fire or grandma taking a nasty fall down three flights of stairs. This is an infatuation for a guy you met…”  “Twenty minutes ago.”   “Twenty minutes ago, yeah. Did you at least get his number?”   Keith froze. “I, uh… no. But he’s friend’s with a guy I share two classes with so I bet I could get it through him.”  “There you go. Problem solved. When you get to class on Monday, talk your friend into getting his number,” Shiro said as he turned back to the car he was working on. “Go clock in and get dressed. I need a hand with this engine.”  Through the rest of Keith's shift, he couldn't shake that guys face from his mind’s eye. He wasn't kidding when he swore Lance was glowing, he really was. In the muted tones of the Starbucks’ light, purposely dimmed for the sake of caffeine addicted college students and grumpy office workers in sleek blazers and shiny toed shoes, gave a golden glow to his smooth looking skin. He didn't see what color Lance’s eyes were since he was too nervous to look directly at them, but he bet they're just as pretty as the rest of him. That moment he first laid eyes on him he practically got whiplash from just how naturally pretty he was. His voice was loud, ringing in the coffee laden air, but ran smooth like slow churned ice cream. He had only exchanged a couple sentences with this guy and Keith was already so far gone.

He wanted to get to know this Lance guy, first as a friend, then maybe, maybe they could develop something more?

Keith definitely didn't set his alarm a tad early for the morning of his psych class with Hunk. Nor did he take the extra time to make his hair look nice and smooth with a little styling mousse or wear what he called his “nice shoes” (a not dirty pair of checkered Vans) in hopes that maybe, by some weird yet wonderful coincidence, Hunk would invite him out to lunch with his friends. One friend in particular, actually.

There was a gnawing feeling in Keith's gut that trying to use Hunk to get to Lance was morally wrong. Since running into the pair at Starbucks last week he hasn't been able to shake Lance from his mind. If he concentrated hard enough he could still feel his soft hand on his.

When Keith had settled down in his usual spot in class a wave of anxiety smacked him upside the head. How is he even going to get his number from Hunk, let alone a lunch invite? He doesn't know how to initiate non-awkward conversation with anyone, let alone steer a conversation in a way that Hunk would just freely give Keith Lance’s number or that lunch invite.

Hunk sat in the seat behind Keith. He probably smelled the anxiety oozing from his skin, because he soon tapped Keith's shoulder to get his attention.

“Hey, what's up? You nervous about the quiz?” Hunk stage whispered.

Oh, he’s nervous alright, just not about the 15 point quiz he knew the material to. It was this conversation that’ll follow.

That’s what he wanted to say, instead he gave the guy a small smile and said, “Yeah.”

“You wanna go grab some food after class? Lance - you remember Lance from last week at the coffee shop right,” Hunk threw him a quick wink, “and another friend of ours are gonna go to that pancake house down the street.”

Keith was pretty sure every worry that had weighed him down before lifted up and launched itself into the stratosphere; his heart jumped momentarily at the sudden weightlessness.

Hunk looked at him quizzically, waiting for an answer.

“Yeah sure! I'm not doing anything after class.”

After class came a lot slower than Keith would have liked. He was still in a state of disbelief about the fact that Hunk had just straight up asked him to lunch.

Hunk couldn't drive since he didn't have a license - he had said “I get pretty bad anxiety just thinking about getting behind the wheel and being responsible for every life within the vicinity while I drive a death machine.” - so they threw their stuff in the back seat of Keith's car and drove down to the pancake house a few blocks away. Just as they pulled into a spot, the passenger door to the little white car next to them opened and out stepped an all too familiar figure.

Keith quickly rolled down his window and greeted said person with a loud, “‘Sup, you dirty little gremlin. Finally crawled out of your cave?”

“Hey dickweed, how's the chlamydia?” Pidge snorted, sticking an arm out to push away Keith's face from the window.

“Oh hey, guess you guys already know each other. That's good. No need for weird introductions,” said Hunk as he stepped out of the car. Keith grabbed his wallet from his backpack and got out of the car, locking it immediately.

“Hey beautiful, come here often?” A new voice joined them. It took a moment to process that those weren't aimed at him, but the beautiful hunk of a man standing on the other side of his car.

“Only so I can see your face, darling,” Hunk responded. There was a humorous sparkle in Hunk’s eye and a wide grin graced his face when the one and only Lance stepped out of the driver’s side of the white car.

With how much Keith screamed about how pretty Lance was when they initially met in the Starbucks, he realized that that Lance was probably a “not doing anything but grabbing a cold drink then proceeding to go home and lay in front of the AC for three hours” look with the glow on his skin and the slightly wrinkled tank top hanging loosely from his frame.

This Lance was definitely a “I'm here to go out with friends and look better than all of them” from the white cap and blue mirror sunglasses on his head, down the loose v-neck and distressed skinny jeans, to his Adidas sneakers.

“Hey it's good to see you again,” Lance grinned at Keith.

“Yeah same here. How's it been?”

“Could be better. But we're getting pancakes and honestly those are like my fave so the day’s already looking up.”

Once they were all piled in the waiting area Lance went ahead to put their names in for a table.

Almost immediately, Hunk lifted the cap off Pidge’s head and gave her head a rub, pulling a harsh retort from Pidge. “How long have you two known each other? You seem awfully close.”

“Our brothers are best friends so we've known each other since late elementary,” Keith replied.

“Oh, Shiro?” Lance startled Keith when he suddenly spoke from behind him. “And it'll be a 20 minute wait.”

“Ew,” Pidge said.

“Yeah that's him. He spends half his time at Pidge and Matt’s place but he pays half for rent so it's fine I guess,” Keith said.

“Sweet. So you get the place to yourself all the time?” Lance asked.

“When I'm not at school or work, yeah, basically. Like, he comes home late most nights and spends some of the weekend lazing around, but that's it honestly. I'm pretty sure half his closet is in Matt’s room.”

“Matt lives in the basement and Shiro practically lives down there with them,” Pidge said.

“What’s so special about your parents’ basement?” Hunk asked.

“Xbox,” Pidge stated, like it was the most obvious answer.

“We have a Wii U but that’s generally reserved for Just Dance marathons and Mario Kart,” said Keith.

“Ooh you guys have Mario Kart? I haven’t played since high school.” Keith couldn’t believe how Lance got this excited sparkle in his eyes - his blue eyes - from the mundane topic of Mario Kart.

Keith’s heart was going to ricochet out of his chest if this boy doesn’t step away this instant. He was caught up in staring at the freckles - oh Lordy freckles - that dusted the bridge of his nose and the sharp angles of his cheekbones. All of them were crammed in the corner of the waiting area to make room for people coming in and out of the door, which forced Keith to be just a hair away from brushing up against Lance’s arm. He was close enough to spot those freckles and even the cute little beauty mark under his jaw.

Pidge broke him from his stupor with a, “Hey we should have a Mario Kart race sometime soon.”

Lance’s eyes lit up at the idea. “We could drag Matt and Shiro from their basement, maybe even get Allura in on it and make it a competition.”

“Lance’s place has pretty good wifi, thanks to yours truly. We could set up there or,” Pidge threw a subtle smirk at Keith, “We can cram ourselves into Keith’s baby house.”

“Why is it a baby house? Is it that small?” Hunk’s attention snapped from his phone to the rest of the group, wide-eyed and a little confused at the recent development.

“It’s a joke, Hunk. Shiro and Keith live in a one bedroom apartment and it can fit a total of three people,” Pidge said.

“So, my place then?” said Lance.

Keith felt his phone vibrate in his pocket and turned to check his phone while the other three continued to hash out a Mario Kart competition.

A snapchat from Shiro greeted Keith’s screen. Grinning, he opened it up and recieved a close up of Shiro’s glazed, exhausted looking eye with the text “dkjfhkedf death”. He quickly sent a blurred picture of his shoes with a reply similar to his. It was a quick back and forth conversation between the two, Keith slowly pulling himself away from the group. A nudge from Pidge jerked his attention from his phone to see the server leading them to their table.

“Hey you have snapchat too? Mind if I add you?” Lance spoke suddenly, eyes peering over Keith’s shoulder to see the tail end of Shiro’s snap.

“Oh, uh yeah, sure go ahead,” Keith opened up his snap code and showed his phone to Lance. There was a moment of fumbling when they both tried to take a seat at the table and allow Lance to take a quick scan of Keith’s snapcode. Right away, Keith got a snapchat from “the_tailor”, a blurred, zoomed in image of Keith’s own face greeted him. Keith tried to suppress a smile and quickly sent back an equally close up, blurred picture of Lance’s face.

Pidge jabbed his side again from where she sat next to him in their booth, the server passed out the menus and left quickly. “Hey is Lance your new crush?” Pidge whispered to Keith behind her menu.

“Um, maybe? Still too soon to tell but he’s really cute and I just got his snapchat,” Keith whispered back.

“Lance is pretty cute, but only when he keeps his mouth shut.”

“I don’t mind, it’s nice listening to him talk.”

“Dude that’s gay,” Pidge muffled a snicker then turned to her menu. “This weird iced strawberry lemonade blizzard thing looks like it could be alcoholic but it’s just lemonade with syrup in it. Should I get it for the aesthetic of it?”

“Only if you give me a sip.”

“Hey you two, put down your menus, stop talking shit about the rest of us, and join the conversation. I’m not letting this Mario Kart competition go.” Lance smacked down Pidge’s menu, earning him a slap to his arm from her in retaliation. They immediately started bickering, Lance’s voice rising and falling in pitch and Pidge reduced to a borderline shriek; both still retained smiles on their faces and that matching mischievous glimmer in their eyes through teasing remarks.

Keith let his eyes trail over Lance’s face, taking in the scrunched up nose and the way his lips shape words, before he pulled away and met Hunk’s calculating gaze. There was a brief moment where Hunk stared him down, as though reading beyond Keith’s weak attempt to fix his hair and eyes that keep tracing Lance’s features. Hunk broke that weird moment of tension with a quick wink and a sly smile before he turned to Lance and interrupted their squabbling.

“No one has classes on Friday, right? And you get off work at three, Lance, and Pidge doesn’t have a job. How about we have our competition then? Keith?”

All eyes were on Keith. He took a second to check his schedule on his phone to see that thankfully, he was opening shop Friday.

He nodded slowly, looked up to meet Lance’s to see him grin broadly and whoop. Oh gosh, Keith thought, he’s gone for this boy.

[hdawg1995]

DnD Antics: “we’re called The Wrecking Crew for a reason!”

its war as the party ralleys their allies and unleashes the true meaning of “Wrecking crew”! (bonus i has this song playing in the head phones most of the time. really sets the mood).

first things first Nazul’s player returns to us via skype! and what a return he makes! we’ll get to that in a second. the game starts where we left off- in a icy caseum. Alicaria is able to get her deity’s heart back along with a WHOLE DRAGON’S HORDE OF GEMS!

envoy:...i wonder how we get out of this caseum...? Elizander: *places a hand on Envoy’s shoulder* we wish it! just close your eyes and imagine you’re up there! envoy: *a look of ‘are you high?’* coolie: i cast fly on her and chuck her! *rolls* 21 on a strength check! me: w-WAIT I HAVE WINGS! WHY ARE YOU CASTING FLY! *rolls* 31 REFLEX! DM: *laughing* so you are thrown up into the air and catch yourself, but the wind picks you up and slams you into the side of the rock face. *laughter* me: like a god dang gnat. DM: *rolls* you take 43% of your health. you also start falling paige: i make a elivador to take us up. lindsy: i get on the elivator. DM: *rolls* you take another 13% from falling Envoy. paige: CAN I MAKE A PILLOW FOR HER TO LAND ON? DM: yes. Envoy you land on a pillow. envoy: *pats pillow. just lays there.* me: coolie i had 18 health left ;^; elizander: huh...d-...didn’t think that one through. Spine: maybe you didn’t throw her hard enough. Elizander: GOOD POINT! *tries to reach for envoy* me and envoy: NO! NO TOUCHY! Vale: *watching envoy fall*.....seems about right.

after we all get out of the area we decided its high time to gather allies! Elizander teleports to the witcher schools. he is able to get every school except the Ape (so bear, wolf, lizard, whale, dragon and cat). 

leader of dragon school: DID YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS ENDING YOU BASTARD??? elizander: yes. thats why i’m here. i came to tell you where to go and- leader: WE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO GO! I SLAYED DRAGONS THERE! Elizander: I know. it was impressive! I’m proud of you guys! leader: IM PROUD OF YOU TOO, ELIZANDER! Elizander: *no one has ever told him they were proud of him. ever. hes probably crying if witchers had emotions* FOR THE DRAGON SCHOOL! 

Spine gathers the elves and lizards- the gnomes are already on their way WITH VOLTRON! Spine also gets some demonic powers to help out at the cost of... all the lizard men minus shaa (cause shaa don’t play that game).

Alicaria resurrects her deity/mom and ralleies the uldrha. the fey of the fey wild also send as many as they can (fey wild is having troubles so its not much BUT THEY ARE HELPING!)

Vale’s children hatch! PRECIOUS MOMENT!!1!! she recruits the Jade dragons and some kagets. 

silly Q is an idol and gives all her fans a heart attack by using mass message and call them all who are able to battle. also shes on a body pillow (and the rest of the party is like her anime harem??? this was just a weird but funny moment).

even envoy gets some rumors going through the grape vine. the band of 8 is united for once! ALSO me: envoys gonna teleport to Frank’s forest and is gonna find frank. Frank: hey bruh! whats goin on? Envoy: sup bruh. a wars is going down. Frank: a war? bruh thats not cool.... envoy: i know right bro? and I’m squishy. Frank: yeah bruh... Envoy: i might die. Frank: Bruh.. thats not cool Bruh. what about the blue flying moose bruh? what..whats going to happen? Envoy: i don’t now bruh. i wanted to say good bye. Frank: NAh brah. TREES! COME ON BROS! *summons army of tryants* me: THAT WASN’T THE INTENDED RESULT BUT I’LL TAKE IT! DM: he grabs you and pokes you. Frank: yeah bruh thats real squishy. Envoy: yup. Frank: okay blue bark. envoy: wait what. DM: you now have blue bark armour. it goes away when you want it to. you are still human, you’re just covered in bark. me and Envoy: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

its 2 days later. army after army have comes. its time to start. and as legions of allies destroy the cultist’s forces (also algres is no longer enslaved hes free and left and took one of the cultist’s walls with him) the cult leaders and generals are falling, one by one, as spectral elves and spectral assassins kill each and every one of them!

NAZUL IS BACK BABY!

the battle begins with the party and the two cult leaders. it was heckin intense! we pulled out all the stops! im really tired from it but i wote it down in my DnD notes so i’ll update this tomorrow (I PROMISE!) with the “details”.

but we won! we lost a lot of people... but they will be remembered! the party is now level 28. we’re really close to the end of the wrecking crew’s adventures together....

this is gonna be some scary madness!

[eatyourgrapes]

11 Questions

Tagged by @lunarymagic!

1. Autumn or Spring?

Autumn tbh, Spring is too muddy and gross and stays snowy for forever

2. What sort of dreams do you typically have?

Either completely lucid and amazing, a total crack trip, or not at all

3. Thirteen hungry dwarves have come uninvited to your house! Quick, what do you prepare for them?

I hate that I can’t feed myself, but if people came rolling in the door you bet I’d have a chicken plucked and prepared and boiling in a pot of soup before you could say “sup”

4. Five songs or groups you’ve been into lately?

(I provided links cause I’m addicted lol)

“Charlie’s Inferno” by That Handsome Devil

“Waking up the Giants” by Grizfolk (this one actually inspired a whole book for me)

“On the Brightside” by Never Shout Never

And

“Ghost of a King” by The Gray Havens (another song I’m using for my book)

5. Would you rather be saved by an Elven prince plagued by a terrible Oath or a Space Alien princess overcome by grief?

I’m always a slut for aliens

6. This world is falling apart but a portal has opened up. Which fictional world would you like to live in for the rest of your life?

Either Voltron or Pokemon tbh 

7. The most hilarious mishap you’ve had or had witnessed?

I am a hilarious mishap

8. If you’re a fanfic writer: do you remember the first ever fic you ever wrote? Or if you write mainly original fic: first story? Artists: first art piece?  

*sweats*

I remember D: all of the above.

My first fanfic was for Star Wars called “Light Amongst The Shadows” or something like that (never finished it, I kinda suck)

My first original story: The Dragons of Talicor (now you discord peeps will understand the username I have everywhere else lol) I actually entered it in a Young Author’s competition and made it to the finals, I was pretty proud of myself 12 years ago xD

First art piece? 

Maybe not the FIRST first, but lemme dig up the oldest one I’ve got kicking around....

This would be... Circa... 2005? Idk whenever I was in 4th grade or so, I didn’t put dates on my stuff until abut 2010-11 :T

(and yes, my handwriting still looks the same)

Dangit, now I’m tempted to do a redraw

9. What book or show or movie or game was dearest to your heart as a child?

BRUH, I READ SO MANY BOOKS, WTH KINDA QUESTION--

I really loved the Inheritance Cycle when it was new and coming out, even though the books didn’t hold up very well over the years, the fact Christopher Paolini got published at 15 was a HUGE inspiration to me, and here I am, some 13 years later or whatever writing for a REAL job.

10. Any book/movie/show/game rec for your followers?

I highly recommend The Great Tree of Avalon, it’s got Merlin and all that Arthurian stuff, I really enjoyed those three books.

The Last Dragon (by Silvana De Mari) is a book I’ve mentioned several times, as it’s probably my most re-read book

AS FOR GAMES

Honestly, Playstation peeps, play Uncharted for the LOVE

(I actually held a grudge against playstation all growing up, I was a Nintendo/old school PC kid) and BOY DO I NOT REGRET letting one of my friends get me into Uncharted. I’m absolutely terrible at shooters, but the melee, characters and storyline are DIVINE. If you love Indiana Jones and Zelda, you’ll adore Uncharted.

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA guh

Most of the reason I love this series, I’ll confess, is the emotional attachments I have to it, and how it’s helped me through some dark times in life. I just find it?? Really healing?

Sure it’s not an entirely “free choice RPG” type of game, but just.. Being a hero is just... Good stuff

It’s the one time I’ve felt strong, and once I get started about that series, I just won’t stop xD

The lore is a tangled mess, but if you love theorizing and head canons and building your own meta?? Zelda is AMAZING for that.

Tbh, I don’t watch TV that much (despite my line of work???) Games, history,  and animation are my specialties.

11. Is the absence of evidence an evidence of absence?

I’m on too many pain meds to even process that question right now

MY questions be

1. How many times have you been tagged in this game?

2. Topics that make you salty

3. Nastiest meal you've ever had

4. Most unbelievable thing you’ve ever seen/been a part of

5. Favorite person?

6. Are you sick of these questions yet

7.What’s one way to catch your attention?

8. Opinion on stuffed animals

9. Opinion on REAL animals

10. If you could master one skill/profession/whatever what would it be?

11. Something you’re proud of?

[safyresky]

STORY IDEA: Jacquie has to go save Jack's bootay from another thing he's screwed up. Objective: free him from the mousetraps. Go!

It wasn’t uncommon for Jacqueline to get a message from Jack asking for help. 

It also wasn’t uncommon for said message for help to be something very, very not serious from “Jacqueline I have a salsa stain on my favourite suit please come help me” to the slightly more serious “Jacqueline I can’t find the twins help”.

Today’s message, however, was one of the vaguest she had ever received. It had interrupted a mid-afternoon cartoon binge session and Voltron was getting good. What was the message Jack had sent, you may ask?

Jacqueline I’m at the Pole, come quickly it’s urgent!

What was urgent? She had asked, and gotten no reply. So, begrudgingly, she un-burritoed herself from her comforter and teleported over the the North Pole, zoning in on her brother’s whereabouts.

She walked into Santa’s office, mildly annoyed. “What on Earth is it this time?”

“STOP RIGHT THERE!” two people shouted.

Jacqueline jumped back, which was really quite the relief because directly in front of her, covering Santa’s office floor were at least one hundred and fifty something mousetraps. She blinked, frowning; on Santa’s desk stood the Christmas legend himself and of course, her dumb, dumb brother.

Who was covered in mousetraps.

“What in the name of Winter–”

“Don’t use Mother’s name in vain!”

“Are you really in any position to tell me whose name to use and not use in a curse ridden way right now Jack?”

“She has a point.”

“Thank you for your input, Santa,” Jack said icily.

“Okay, what in the blazes did you two do now?”

“I did absolutely nothing,” Jack began. “Santa switched my cocoa with coffee this morning–” 

Santa laughed. “That was hilarious. The look on your face made it very, very worthwhile.”

“So I decided to get him back by doing a good old mouse trap trick.”

“Usually that’s one or two mousetraps by someone’s bed while they’re sleeping. But no, Jack had to go overboard and cover the office floor in them!”

“You almost poisoned me this morning!”

“It was just coffee!”

“So bitter, it’s honestly quite gross Santa–”

“Okay hold on a second. Are you telling me that the two of you are stuck on top of the desk in a room covered in mousetraps because of your stupid prank war?”

The two legends shared a look. Santa made an uncertain sound in his throat, Jack shrugging.

“Yes?”

“Oh my gods,” Jacqueline said, rubbing her forehead. The prank war had been raging for a year and was fast turning her into a Bernard. Shenanigans like this happened all the time. This one was just the latest in a string of sleet-filled ideas. “And why shouldn’t I just leave the two of you up there? Give me one good reason.”

“Whoa, someone’s cranky.”

“Voltron was getting good!”

“And I’m loosing circulation in my toes!”

“Now how is it that you’re covered in mousetraps, and Santa is not? And where are your shoes?”

“My brilliant plan backfired.”

“His timing was off. I got back from the washroom to him laying down the last one. I said hey, he screamed like a girl and well, this happened.”

“Firstly, I do not scream like a girl.”

“That sounded a lot like a shriek Jack, I mean I heard it. So did half the Workshop. I think some glass broke.”

“I will fling you off this desk and into the pit of mousetrap doom.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Yeah, I would,” Jack said, giving Santa a little shove. He lost his balance and fell, one hand catching himself on the surface of the desk, the other one setting off a whole slew of mousetraps. 

Ping pong balls Jacqueline hadn’t noticed before went flying. She dove to the other side of the doorway, a few of the small plastic balls flying out of the office and into the hall, pinging down the stairs and into the Workshop. She waited until the screaming in the office died down, and the sound of clicking mouse traps as well, before cautiously peering in through the doorway.

It looked like all of the mousetraps had been set off. For good measure, Jacqueline caught one of the ping pong balls and sent it flying into the room, knocking the few that were left out. 

A crowd of elves had gathered behind her, drawn by the very loud noise.

“So, uh, care to explain, Jack?”

“Well the idea was to give him a good fright, and a few ping pong balls to the face for good measure,” Jack said, laughing. “It…it backfired. It definitely backfired.”

“It was a good idea though, Jack.”

“Thank you, Santa. It would have been better if it had worked properly.” The sprite pouted, sitting on the desk now.

“So you called me here to–?”

“Help take off the mousetraps and free Santa and I from being stuck on his desk forever.”

Jacqueline rolled her eyes, carefully making her way into the office to help a pouting Jack release the many mousetraps on him.

“And your shoes? Where’d they go?”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Jack said, pouting still.

“Hey Jack, don’t worry! It was a good one. And if it makes you feel better, some of the ping pong balls did give me a good whack.”

“It does make me feel a bit better–ow.”

“Serves you right,” Jacqueline said, as Santa carefully toed his way around the mess of mousetraps on the floor to shoo away the crowd of laughing elves and call for a clean up crew.

“Ow. Ow. You could be a little more careful!”

“I don’t wanna, though. Next time maybe do something simpler? Like I dunno, replace his icing with sour cream?”

“That’s a good one. I think I may steal that.”

“Oh boy,” Jacqueline said, pulling another mousetrap off of Jack. She couldn’t wait to see what show this next prank backfiring interrupted for her.

I HOPE THIS TURNED OUT OKAY MELLO! Honestly the imagery of Jack and Santa stuck on Santa’s desk surrounded by mousetraps was too good to pas sup. Also, the ping pong balls were my own addition b/c of this really cool experiment we learnt about in astronomy that demonstrates energy exchange. Check it out here, it’s wild!

This was a giggle to write about. Jacqueline is watching Voltron b/c I am in a Voltron mood tbh

[shironaut]

Sup k cool hi

Im a gay guy

I believe it to be a way of saying (as we would in english) “brothers in arms”

Like theyre literally in a war man what do you want??

My dad is a biker and calls every single one of his friends a “brother” why?? Youre bonded. Youre someone Id go to in a heartbeat if you called. You mean something to me and were gonna get through shit because I’m not leaving you behind.

Is it familial in itself? It could be and thats not something to doubt but it is not and will not mean they are ACTUAL brothers. This has been proven in canon and keith and shiro are NOT RELATED

In the japanese dub we hear keith use the term “aniki” which is a rough slang word for “bro” while the female counterpart is “aneki” which is rough slang for “sis”

Youll find that people use aniki/aneki for high ranking persons of a gang. We could interpret that in the context of Voltron as being a reference to the team as a whole.

This again wraps back around to “brothers in arms”

If you dont wanna hear that well Ill repeat the record here. I said Im a gay guy right? I didnt understand my feelings for the guys I fell for (some I eventually dated or almost dated!!) I’d call them my brothers.

I thought thats what it was despite the horrid relationship I had with my own brother. I didnt know that what I was feeling was a love beyond the comprehension I had had at the time until I accepted that no I was in love with them.

A guy I’ve known for eight years? We referred to each other not as “like brothers” but just flat up “hes my big/little brother”

Years later we got to talking and found out we both used to have MASSIVE crushes on each other

My current boyfriend of nearly four years? When we met he was with an, at the time abusive ex. I knew I was gay and accepted this but I didn’t want to cause trouble between them. I didnt know how he felt about guys so I said he was like my brother. How else could I explain to people why I talked about him all the time or hung out with him so often? Especially with the situation he was in. Even when his friends kept saying we’d be cute together etc I kept that up. I was afraid of rejection.

You dont HAVE to view sheith as romantic. Nobody can force you to but realize that for a lot of mlm that hits home to us. It makes us out like disgusting weirdos when its us trying to figure out emotions or not wanting to face rejection.

That experience is important to us, its familiar and if we understand it then in our eyes its something that we get that Keith could be going through.

Dont bash us for out queer experience affecting how we view a ship, you dont know everyones story. Dont bash people who are certain brother is meant to be “brother in arms” or like “aniki”. You can view it as platonic or familial but WE ARE ALLOWED TO DIFFER IN OPINION.

YOU do not get to decide or say we cannot ship what we choose to. Just because YOU dont view it the way we do.

We dont ignore the brother part of the lines. We never have. We see it differently. So get over yourself and just enjoy your own ships and we’ll enjoy ours.

sorry but if you guys continue to keep shipping she/ith even when keith said shiro was his brother twice, yall on some yee yee headass shit lmao

[arceus-ex-machina]

@quinintheclouds tagged me in a thing!

(Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.) (lmao sure)

COKE OR PEPSI: depends on my mood, but I honestly find myself craving Pepsi more… 
DISNEY OR DREAMWORKS: Both, but I’ve gotta go with Dreamworks because voltron (pls don’t disappoint me dw) 
COFFEE OR TEA: Both, but tea is literally my replacement for water 95% of the time whereas I actually crave coffee. So, coffee. 
BOOKS OR MOVIES: movies only because they can be musicals (I can’t concentrate on either very well alone, but music in a musical helps me focus) 
WINDOWS OR MAC: Windows computer with an iPhone 
DC OR MARVEL: Pssh, I’m my own superhero (can’t actually relate but I left Quinlyn’s answer because I liked it) 
XBOX OR PLAYSTATION: Uh, Gamecube and DS, yo (again, Quin’s answer) 
DRAGON AGE OR MASS EFFECT: haven’t played either 
NIGHT OWL OR EARLY RISER: I’d love to be an early riser but I’m a night owl right now 
CARDS OR CHESS: Cards, I never learned how to play chess so it intimidates me 
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Depends on the thing and my mood but probably vanilla overall 
STAR WARS OR STAR TREK: I don’t know either, but Star Wars appeals to me more 
ONE EPISODE PER WEEK OR BINGEWATCHING: One episode per week, even though it drives me crazy and I engage in binge watching more. 
STUDIO GHIBLI OR MAKOTO SHINKAI: I honestly have no idea who or what Makoto Shinkai is, but I have enjoyed all the SG movies I’ve seen! 
HEROES OR VILLAINS: Villains who redeem themselves :) (quin is just owning this thing…or reading my mind) 
NOTEBOOK OR PC TYPING: I totally do both and make myself less organized before (quin you’ve gotta stop stealing my answers it’s making me look so unoriginal) but I have to choose computer for practical reasons 
THE X-FILES OR SUPERNATURAL: Haven’t seen either 
LORD OF THE RINGS OR HARRY POTTER: HP 
SCI-FI OR FANTASY: My preference is a balance of both within the same medium 
VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES: I guess werewolves since it’s more feasible that one could refrain from killing or harming others 
ROMEO AND JULIET OR HAMLET: Probabky hamlet? The miscommunications in R&J piss me off too much (*crosses fingers that there aren’t too many in hamlet or else my inner uncultured swine will be revealed because I don’t remember hamlet very well*) 
DISNEYLAND OR DISNEY WORLD: Never been to either…whichever one has Harry Potter world 
FAVORITE HAMILTON SONG: Right now it’s probably Take a Break 
MERMAID AU’S OR COLLEGE AU’S: college!!! 
GLITTER OR CONFETTI: Glittery confetti!! 
WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO SONG NO MATTER WHAT: I go through phases of having these sometimes. I think I’m exiting the phase of Everything Stays from adventure time. But it’s hard to say since I’ve had Armed and Ready in my head for the past 48 hours straight 
Ya like jazz?: It’s growing on me, but it’s still what you’d call a love-hate relationship. LEGEND OF ZELDA OR UNDERTALE?: Undertale! Never played LOZ though My question: MBTI OR ASTROLOGY? I tag: @poppliocrossing, @squishable-amethyst , and @ Quinlyn’s tags I sure hope irl friends count because A) you tagged me and B) I’m gonna tag @sing-a-song-of-geekness so I can bring my number up to a solid 3 (hi Rachel…it’s Nina…sup)