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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

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come on brain yip yip

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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at a tribal finance conference listening to a quileute tribal council member talk about how companies have bought every house in forks, wa because it’s a tourist destination so they can’t hire people to work for the tribe

anyway fuck stephenie meyer for profiting so intensely off of racist stereotypes of quilteutes and all native people while never contributing a dime to help them solve the problems she caused!

if you have the ability, you can donate to their move to higher ground fund here: https://mthg.org

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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okay i'm 3/4ths asleep but suddenly struck with curiosity. i've always assumed nobody actually uses both shift keys. is this the case

i only ever use the right shift key no matter how awkwardly that makes the rest of my fingers stretch. what about u guys.

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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Nice argument, however, I've already depicted myself as the handsome mustachioed proletarian laughing at you, and you the four seething reactionaries.

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If you press the button, you will instantly switch to the gender deemed “opposite” the one you were assigned at birth. You will fall within the broad biological norms of the “opposite” sex. You will be socially accepted as a member of the opposite sex immediately, without any social consequences. 

Do you press the button?