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City of ashes is peak fever dream shadowhunters because I always forget that Valentine quite literally WENT to Simons house and KIDNAPPED him 😭😭
Or the fact that Simon and Clary DATED and than Simon broke up with her because he couldn’t compete with her ‘brother’… like…
#I know this is so stupid#like damn he just walked in there#heard his daughter had a vampire friend#had to clock it#like zhsjajd#this book is actually crazy#y r Jace and clary kissing rn…#this book lowkey peak Clace jealously but than all that is ruined when you remember they think there siblings#like oh!!!#also the fact that this book lwokey sets up Simon and Maia#this and city of fallen angels just fever dreams#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#shadowhunters#cassandra clare#the mortal instruments#tmi#city of ashes#COA#Simon lewis#Simon Lovelace#clary Fairchild#valentine morgenstern
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the new promo/ bts video hbo just released suddenly made s2 feel so real for me. like holy shit, we are actually going to see the dance of dragons come to life? that is fucking bonkers. we are going to get to delve so much deeper into these characters that we barely scratched the surface of in season 1
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Their poses remind me of that eminem meme that's been going around
#paradox live#buraikan#chisei kuzuryu#haruomi shingu#meme#i know this is so stupid#i'm sorry#btw their new song is so good#i'm obsessed#aaaah i can't wait to listen to the other units !!!
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Tumblr be like:
This box of words will make you laugh!
This box of words will make you say 'hey!' before scrolling away to forget about it!
This box of words will make you experience emotions too complex to be processed by the human psyche! :D
This box of words is a cat video!
#posts that go off#don't mind me#i know this is so stupid#im tired leave me alone#posts that go hard
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extremely petty and stupid rant incoming, but the people in the notes on the last golden retriever guy poll are making me mad. what do you MEAN you don’t think Samwise Gamgee has golden retriever energy?? Assuming we’re working from the same definition of: kind, loyal, heart full of love and head empty of thoughts, then Sam absolutely deserves to have won as many as he has. You’re gonna sit here and tell me that the guy who followed his bestie to hell and back with minimal complaining, the guy whose name literally means “simple”, the guy who continues to have foolish optimism for almost the entire series, the guy who says in the books that he should’ve followed his heart, because his mind isn’t his best quality. You’re telling me you don’t think that guy has golden retriever energy?? what are you on
#I know this is so stupid#I warned you at the beginning#but that’s what tumblr is for#lotr#Samwise Gamgee
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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a guy in my class made a not-so-kind comment related to me being trans today
made some stupid joke in response
the other guys laughed (because they thought said joke was funny)
i still feel proud of myself
#i know this is so stupid#it wasnt even that funny#i just said the first thing that came to my mind#but i guess i was assuming they'd side with him and. now i'm surprised (happy?) they didnt#am an idiot okay#sorry
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#i know this is so stupid#but i keep considering growing my hair out again#it goes in waves every couple of months for the past couple of years#cause like... given what i look like#i know people would like my content more#like... i follow A LOT of people worh the same body type as me#and the biggest thing ive noticed is that if you are fat and feminine. if you have short hair? your content will do worse#which im sure is part of fatphobia and how fat feminine people often need to perform hyperfemininity to be respected at all#but anyways. i wokt because it will make me so dysphoric#but having it short in my content makes me dysmorhpic#maybe i should put some wigs on my wishlist
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME...#i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards#anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅#this is stupid#i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating#i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929
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Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby
#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie#also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok#abby on the other hand i would die for her#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy's#freddy fazballs#freddy fazbear#chica the chicken#bonnie the bunny#foxy the pirate#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰#fnaf sb#fnaf ruin dlc#fnaf sb cassie#fnaf sb gregory#also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post#idk if you guys notice
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Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#heaven official's blessing#hob#myart#hua cheng#xie lian#I have a friend who's so pretty and confident the pretty privilege automotically applies to her#I've seen people treat her differently RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME#sometimes I look at her and wonder if this how people feel when hc talks to xl#anyway I think that hc needs the bing-qiu method of “not as beautiful as you yes I love you the most” too#also this xie lian took me 3 seconds to draw but 5 mins to sketch it's an art to come up with such a stupid face you know that?#hc my pretty princess <3 I want him on his knees
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Gotta be honest, the popularity of blond Percy thanks to the pjo show is driving me insane because every time I see pjo fanart, I have a crisis over what little blond boy is being depicted
#walker you’re a great percy#but we need more hair color biodiversity#i miss the ease of knowing the black haired boy was percy#this is so stupid#but i’ve been going insane about this for months#pjo#percy jackson#skys post
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You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#michael afton#you think pit Bonnie has some of William’s memories?#like definitely not all but definitely not none#seeing pit Bonnie is in a sense a memory of William#dude knows Williams secret backroom and hoe to drive a car#I also like the idea that pit is treating Oswald like how William treated Michael#it’s just an interesting concept#so I can just imagine pit Bonnie getting totally confused on who Michael even is 💀#Oswald thinks pit is sick or stupid… he’s definitely both
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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls#i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ#because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature#not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and#2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian#calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ#but#and this is far more important than any of that#i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha#i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet#and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired
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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please
It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)
#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes#She holds the third gun in her mouth#looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao#how are you even going to shoot girl#also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow#hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao#not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious#but it's a look - a look I LOVE#tlt#the locked tomb#my art#requests
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