#I know this is so stupid

[witchlingcirce]

City of ashes is peak fever dream shadowhunters because I always forget that Valentine quite literally WENT to Simons house and KIDNAPPED him 😭😭

Or the fact that Simon and Clary DATED and than Simon broke up with her because he couldn’t compete with her ‘brother’… like…

[aemondstark]

the new promo/ bts video hbo just released suddenly made s2 feel so real for me. like holy shit, we are actually going to see the dance of dragons come to life? that is fucking bonkers. we are going to get to delve so much deeper into these characters that we barely scratched the surface of in season 1

[kuro-ayame]

Their poses remind me of that eminem meme that's been going around

[switchbladedreamz]

Tumblr be like:

This box of words will make you laugh!

This box of words will make you say 'hey!' before scrolling away to forget about it!

This box of words will make you experience emotions too complex to be processed by the human psyche! :D

This box of words is a cat video!

[sonseulsoleil]

extremely petty and stupid rant incoming, but the people in the notes on the last golden retriever guy poll are making me mad. what do you MEAN you don’t think Samwise Gamgee has golden retriever energy?? Assuming we’re working from the same definition of: kind, loyal, heart full of love and head empty of thoughts, then Sam absolutely deserves to have won as many as he has. You’re gonna sit here and tell me that the guy who followed his bestie to hell and back with minimal complaining, the guy whose name literally means “simple”, the guy who continues to have foolish optimism for almost the entire series, the guy who says in the books that he should’ve followed his heart, because his mind isn’t his best quality. You’re telling me you don’t think that guy has golden retriever energy?? what are you on

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[mono-socke]

a guy in my class made a not-so-kind comment related to me being trans today

made some stupid joke in response

the other guys laughed (because they thought said joke was funny)

i still feel proud of myself

[a-queer-sub-baby-2]

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[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[froggieetmblr]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

[puppyeared]

abogagos……..

[tempo-takoyaki]

Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[poisonpercy]

Gotta be honest, the popularity of blond Percy thanks to the pjo show is driving me insane because every time I see pjo fanart, I have a crisis over what little blond boy is being depicted

[chloesimaginationthings]

You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..