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epickiya722 · 2 years ago

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... it's a crime, I tell you, a crime that "Green Flames, White Fur" doesn't have more attention!

A crime against badass women who are soft with their significant other!

BLASPHEMY!!!!

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egophiliac · 18 days ago

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gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #malleus draconia crown prince of briar valley descendent of the witch of thorns and a mage of frightening power: ooh big splashy #(my brain INSTANTLY to this very day: hit 'em with a splash attack)#honestly though yeah i do just want to see malleus having a really good fun day in the rain looking at some big stone fellas #it's gonna be three solid hours of him lecturing us on the minutiae of stone masonry and i'm gonna be hooked on every second #remember kids: aqueduct means you're in luck #if there's no water spout then get it the heck OUT

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squarecloud73 · 6 months ago

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*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

傳達不到的一些東西

Dumb school girl crush

#I know a lot of people say Marcille is down bad #which is true #but it feels like she’s intentionally trying to view Falin is a child #even though she was also just a teen/kid when they first met #and Falin always protests but fell silent immediately #it’s just… interesting #dungeon meshi #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato

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neuro-psyche · 6 months ago

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Taking care of kids is hard in FNAF

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greelin · 1 year ago

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idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.

#‘i don’t want kids!!!’ that’s great. you can still be normal and patient with others though. like a sensible person

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #itafushi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk art #fushiguro tsumiki #took all afternoon but we wrangled the colours in2 submission #it was looking very green and kind of muddy #so i toned down the saturation in a bunch of places pulled in a lot more grey #kept a lot of the shadows Hard #i think it works #not sure it's the absolute best it cld be but i am Satisfied with it #overall i ws just kind of worried that it was looking rly similar to past pieces colour-wise #i think it kind of still Is but not as much as it would have been had i not made those edits #anyway. emo hours #ive been listening to jubyphonic's piano arr of shelter and thinking abt megumi #thinking abt him growing up n looking back on himself n seeing himself in tht lonely little boy #'it's a long way forward so trust in me' smth smth finding the strength to guide that kid forward even though both of u are scared #bc at the end of the day u Are still that kid #inner child stuff usually doesnt resonate much with me bc i don't like who i was/am/whatever this aint abt me #but in regards to megumi????? OW #in lighter news i remembered at the absolute last minute to lob off the top of yuuji's ear #bc that injury at least i think he keeps ghfssdfhfgsj

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anna-scribbles · 2 months ago

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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #emma dupain cheng #emma agreste #(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg #she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity #emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma #and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her #/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year #but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time #and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b #being pulled from school #and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams #and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for #(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed #and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie #and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything

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akanemnon · 24 days ago

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So THAT'S where he is!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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marzipanandminutiae · 2 months ago

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what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

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I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

#anti smoking #'omg the kids don't smoke anymore so sad!!! sharing a smoke is sociable and Good Old-Fashioned Friendship!!!'#what are you even talking about #I don't care how cool it looks or how ingrained it is in the culture wherever you live #it's BAD. I thought we all KNEW AND AGREED ON THIS #not bad like 'well don't do it to excess and you'll probably be fine' a la drinking- though that has its own issues #and we're way too cavalier about them #but bad like 'no part of doing this in any amount is anything but terrible for your health'

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curioscurio · 1 year ago

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I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her