#I just want to be loved by my cat 😺😭

[ghost-is-haunting-you]

well if this isn't accurate, I don't know what is

[55szn]

good luck - mv1

max verstappen x fem!reader smau

summary when max and y/n adopt a black cat and everyone thinks it’s bringing him bad luck, they are determined to prove them wrong

warnings none i think

fc various girls from pinterest

notes requested!💘 loved this so muchhajska (excuse my poor editing skills on this one lol)

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user male acting performance where he’s having the worst day of his life but looks so hot doing it:

user girlsnjasfkja😭

user i’m being so serious rn you HAVE to give that cat to someone else

user first dnf i laughed… second dnf i serioused

user dw i played the dutch anthem at home for you king🧡🧡

user IT’S OKAY POOKIE YOU ARE GONNA WIN ALL OTHER RACES😖😖😖

user not if he doesn’t get rid of that cat lol

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maxverstappen1 the last pic??

yourusername gave me dad vibes idk

user so true

user what are the odds of max getting a black cat and immediately starting to get bad results

user ikr

user just a coincidence 🤷‍♀️

user one time thing is a coincidence, two dnfs in a row and then not being able to get a single win in many races… sounds like “black cat curse” to me sorry

user get rid of the cat if you want him to win the championship i’m BEGGING🙏🏻🙏🏻😫😫

user you guys are so ridiculous

user mocha with the max plush omgggggg i might die🥹🥹🥹🥹

user idc what anyone says he is gonna win the championship again and mocha will be forgiven you read it here first

user cat crazy lady + cat crazy dude = perfect match💘

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yourusername black cat bring good luck 😺 not bad luck 😾 so so proud of you maxie🧡

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maxverstappen1 my girls🫶🏻🥰

maxverstappen1 love you❤️

yourusername love you more dilf💘

user just unserious as fuck😭😭

user max calling the cat and yn “his girls” like mocha is his daughter or smth😭

user she is his daughter wdym

redbullracing what an adorable lucky charm😺🍀

yourusername you know it🫡

user queen 🙏🏻

user I KNOW WHO MY GOAT IS🐐🐐 (mocha)

user mocha redemption arc ohhh i’ve been waiting for this one

user FR I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU MOCHA😫

user THEY GOT MOCHA A PADDOCK PASS IM CRYINGGG

user always blessing us with the best max pictures thank u mother🥹

user please god i also want to raise a black kitty with my incredibly hot bf😔😔

user oh to be mocha…

user you don’t understand this lil family is EVERYTHING to me☹️☹️

[ellieslob]

★ streamer ellie!

ways to help palestine!!!

S★ she started with fornite and minecraft gameplays but went viral for playing girly video games and screaming with pure rage and desperation if she loses or if her chat tells her the outfit she made was ugly asf😭

S★ she deadass will say “u guys clearly don’t know about fashion like i do” n then pull outfits like this:

S★ she used to be so fucking afraid that her face reveal went like dream’s that she posponed that shit for like a year. when she finally did it she ended the stream, turned off her phone and went to bed covering her body completely, while sniffing and crying “my career is over ”

S★ after her face revealed her account went even more viral, people started to make thirst traps of her and edits, videos, even fanfics, she got a little more comfortable with showing her face. her favorite edits were to songs like ride, baby by me, hey daddy (daddy’s home) and a song in spanish called vaquero, they were just so funny to her😭

iloveellie: she’s daddying so hard‼️

ewisinthechat: aw you guys really see me as a father figure?😺🫶

brondon444: 😭

kvcjjsaj: 😭

loverboydsa: 😭😭😭

“hey why is everyone crying in the chat, is everyone okay?”

S★ she really loves the cat emojis, specially this one 😻

S★ out of all her platforms (aside from twitch) she uses twitter the most, she tweets without a second thought in that head, without filter, like zero hesitation and then apologizes if she said something way too controversial.

ewisinthechat2: have you had that feeling when someone is so stupid you want to stab your eye with a fork? #kys

ewisinthechat2: k, i guess u have not😅…

S★ she was practically new to tiktok, so the first moths she had her likes public, she didn’t even know that was possible on the app. but if you click on it all you could see were shit post and memes that a dad would like, all except for a big section of aprox thirteen videos, one after the other, all with the same girl.

sckerforellie18: did u guys saw ellie’s likes? i think she’s stalking that poor girl😭

slaybabesew: HAHAH WAIT IS REAL, IS SHE HER GILFRIEND???

elliesaheymamasg: she’s so hot wait😩

heyemogirlbb: it’s her @girlypop66

S★ the chat started to tag you to every single one of her videos on tiktok, her photos on instagram, tagging you on things like “hi, could you please date my mom?🤗” or “my new mommie😻” EVEN in her questionable tweets telling you “we know she’s crazy but give her a chance😭”

S★ one day you waked up to your phone being practically broken from all the notifications, you still had your little pink iphone 6 and you had to buy another one because of it.

Instagram

girlypop: hi um i don’t think we really know each other but people are tagging me on your videos😭 love them though

S★ ellie was in a stream, the chat had to make her laugh and spit the water so she was reacting to videos that her chat had send her. when that notification appear on the screen, she read it, gulped the water, looked dead ass serious at the camera and turned off the stream.

elliewilliasm: omg hi, im so sorry i didn’t know, I’ll tell them to spot

elliewilliasm: spot*

elliewilliasm: STOP**😭

you laughed in your new phone, she was funny, and for what you had seen in all the posts that you were tagged on, very pretty too.

girlypop: hey would you like to grab coffee sometime?

ewisinthechat: TO EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKIN BEST, LOVE YALL, IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU, XOXO😻😻😻😻

GIVEAWAY COMIN FUCKIN SOON💯💯‼️

S★ she was exhausted when she jumped to her bed, after all the crying, screaming, jumping and the extreme tweeting that just said “YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES”, she unlocked her phone again.

elliewiliasm: yeah sure :)

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˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆｡˚꩜ ➛ Friend or Foe

Carlos Sainz x Fem!reader x Lando Norris

Summary: they’re on an endless battle for love— winner gets your heart.

Genre: SMAU

Fc: Sabrina Carpenter

Note: like usual, grammatical errors and others

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist

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Miss.Yn Just got home, guess who miss me!

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Carlossainz55 they’re not the only one who missed you😢

User1 okay carlos we see you

User2 smooth???

User3 he’s a smooth operator~~

Maxverstappen1 My cats asking if they want to meet

Miss.Yn alr setting up the date!!

Maxverstappen1 purrfect😺

User4 CAN I STEAL UR CAT

User5 she’s so pretty😍🥰

Landonorris ME! I MISS U

Carlossainz55 hey back off🙄🙄

Landonorris wdym??🤨 she’s not even urs

Carlossainz55 well not yet.

User6 FIGHT FIGHT!!

Miss.Yn what’s even happening😅

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Francisca.cgomes Offended that I wasn’t invited🙍🏻‍♀️

Miss.Yn IT WAS A SUDDEN CRAVING

Francisca.cgomes that’s how it is huh

Miss.Yn BABES NO😭

User7 seems awfully quiet…

User8 waiting for @Carlossainz55 and @Landonorris to comment

User9 literally here just to see them fight😚👌🏻

Urbff the cookie was 5/10😘

Miss.Yn ONLY 5??

Urbff only bcz u didn’t tell me what @Carlossainz55 and @Landonorris chatted you🙄

User10 👀👀👀

User11 EXSCUE ME??

User12 no wonder they were quiet

User13 SHOW US PLEASE

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Carlossainz55: i am a cook and ur a baker, perfect match!💕

Landonorris: I’d like to touch your dough

Landonorris: The one’s you made i mean😉

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You put down your phone with a smile on your face. It was stupid to admit how they made your day, just by commenting and chatting you alone.

These drivers are sure determined— no wonder they’re perfect for their job.

Let’s just see who wins in the end.

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Short cause i love updating even if it’s short😋 hope you guys enjoy!!

[solaireverie]

dr3 + mv33 | call it what you want

pairing: daniel ricciardo x max verstappen x f!reader

summary: [ social media au ] the internet will believe anything but the truth about you and your boyfriends

warnings: language, there's a few jokes about dan and y/n "adopting" max

faceclaim: gemma chan

author’s note: RAH RAH POLYSHIPPING LET'S GO PARTY PEOPLE. this au is so close to my heart. enjoy!

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user we can always count on y/n to confirm that the boys are still alive during break 😌

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landonorris max's shirt lol

↪ yourusername daniel convinced him that it's fashionable 🙄

↪ danielricciardo was i wrong?

↪ yourusername keep telling yourself that 😐

↪ maxverstappen1 you didn't like it?

↪ yourusername NO babe that's not what i meant. you looked great ❤️ just maybe think twice before listening to daniel's fashion advice in the future

↪ danielricciardo EXCUSE YOU 😒

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daniel3.jpg respect the cuddle schedule, y/n ☹️

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yourusername screw the cuddle schedule i got here first

↪ yourusername it's max's fault for taking too long in the shower anyways

↪ maxverstappen1 lies. slander. my lawyers will be in contact

user what's the story behind the caption and the comments 👀

↪ maxverstappen1 y/n was being mean

↪ yourusername max was being a sore loser

↪ user i'm still confused 🧐

user why do they need a cuddle schedule in the first place???

↪ yourusername because max and daniel like to hog each other 😺

↪ user y/n having to fight for her bf's attention with his best friend 😮‍💨 i could never

user jimmy and sassy at the last picture: are we a joke to you 🤨

↪ yourusername nOOoOoOoo i love my adopted cat children very much i promise 😭

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formulafashion max verstappen attends close friend y/n l/n's birthday party in a bespoke suit, which is a rare move for the typically casually dressed driver.

when asked about his outfit choice, max said that it was "a favor" and that "they're lucky i love them" 😳 could love be in the cards for red bull's superstar?

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user *they're* lucky i love *them* 👀

user when did max get have the time to date? he's always with daniel and y/n 😂

↪ user maybe it's one of their mutual friends? 🤷

user whoever it is i hope that y/n and daniel approve 🥹

↪ user who are we kidding, they've probably given max's partner the shovel talk already lol

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user THE TWIST 😱😱😱

danielricciardo the triangle is the strongest shape 😌

↪ maxverstappen1 you are so cringe

↪ yourusername don't listen to him he's wearing your hoodie and blushing rn 🥹

user who saw this coming be honest

↪ landonorris me 🙋 btw @.danielricciardo you still owe me five gallons of milk for sneaking max and y/n into your driver's room

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ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

≽^- ˕ -^≼

I’m gonna rename myself on this app so no one ik finds it so you guys can just call me violette i guess😭😽

Age: 18

CW: 114.8 lb/ 52.072 kg (last checked: november 10) :(

LW/GW: 100lb/ 45kg

UGW: <100lb/ <45kg, depends on how i feel the lower i go.

H: 5’6 ft./ 167.64 cm(???)

Tbh i finally decided to make an account bc i have no one to talk to about this (since everyone in my life already knows about it sadly i can talk about the surface level, but i will NEVER tell anyone what truly goes on in my head/the severity and depth) bc like… yk😭 it’s just so comforting to be in a community where we all share the same/similar experiences, and now i can finally openly talk about mine😺 if anyone wants to talk pls dm i would love to have some a4a buddies🤗

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Uhhh some stuff about me i guess, i have a very chaotic brain lol, but at least it makes me creative😸 i love any form of artistic/creative activites like drawing, music, making stuff, etc. i’ve been drawing/painting my whole life. I’m big on fashion i’d say i’m like goth/emo/scene. I love my cats so much we are connected <3 i love animals and nature. I’m into a lot of things, tbh i love learning and math i’m rlly good. There’s so much more i could list, but most of all i <333 being th1n and sk1nny that’s all i wanna be😽

[justyourtypicalwriter]

service dog au hcs because i cant be normal about them?? 👀

Kyle: 👻🫂💔🌟

Stan: 🎶👽💤😶

Kenny: 👻🎶🦾💔

Clyde: 💤🦾🥇😶

Butters: 👽💔💄😶

Cartman: 👻👽😺😶

Craig: 👻🦾🌟😶

Tweek: 👽🫂🍫😶

sorry its a lot 😭 if youd rather not do any feel free not to lmao

Oh my fucking god this took me way longer than it should have😭-

tw for slight talk of suicide

Kyle: 

👻 - OOH OKAY. Now, I could get REALLY into this with a multitude of different things but the main one has got to be not having control. It’s why he hates being “sick” and hates the aspect of having a service dog for a while. He can’t control when he���ll have a P.O.T.S flare up, he can’t control when he’ll have a bad high or low, he can’t control his tolerance to taking food by mouth nor can he control if it’ll trigger a flashback of some sorts. Mainly, he can’t control where he is on the dependency scale. Kyle needs someone to be there for extra supervision, as much as Noble has benefited him. But at the same time, Kyle is a very stubborn, independent person. He doesn’t want some constant dependency on someone. He has no control over his physical or mental health so he craves control over other factors in life so he doesn’t feel like such an unstable mess.

🫂 - Picking someone for this one was tricky but I think I’m gonna talk about Kyle and Tweek’s relationship while I have this. I see Tweek and Kyle as staying kind of close after Tweek was in their group. They help each other out, especially after Tweek is placed with the Broflovski’s during their senior year. Kyle shows Tweek some distraction techniques he’s picked up on and Tweek works with Kyle to find innovative ways to help him slowly regain some of his independence.

💔 - Such bad emetophobia. It’s not really bad when he’s not the one vomiting though. The ARFID really fucks him over. There was a short period of time where he went on and off the nasal tube, I wanna say like every now and then from 11-13. He really thought he was getting better…he wasn’t. The summer of freshman year is when he really started going downhill at a rapid pace. Just the thought of eating could send him vomiting. Sometimes it’s only for a few minutes, sometimes it's an hour plus.  It hurts, it makes him feel horrible and it happens so often. More often than not he’s shaking, hunched over the toilet bowl either fighting back or in tears. And the poor thing is left exhausted and feeling absolutely disgusting afterwards.

🌟 - This one’s a fun one too. He wants to travel, see the world you know? He’s been so coddled most of his life that he never got the proper chance to but he’s determined to make it happen. 

Stan: 

🎶 - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3HoLXMmVuoMXPGbTHk7zvL?si=g9r63piOQz2thQKgmXJ3zg&pi=u-Kr5cAidHSeya (I’m jamming to this rn lmao)

👽 - I’m not sure if this counts as a quirk, I mean I kind of feel like it falls under a personality quirk but has a tendency to react emotionally to some things at times while at other times he could give less of a shit.

💤 - Sleep? WHERE?!? (but for some reason he sleeps perfectly fine when a certain redhead is nearby…*cough* fags *cough*)

😶 - This crusty ass emo wet cat looking bitch LOVES dance. Ballet in particular. He rocks gothic ballet routines but he’ll dance to anything. Just him and his fucking black point shoes. If it weren’t for the crippling depression he’d be unstoppable. And no one suspected that he dances until the kids are like thirteen when Stan was bored out of his mind while the gang was at Starks Pond and started doing a bunch of fun tricks to entertain himself. The rest of the groups standing there, jaws on the floor, minds blown because since when did Stanley fucking Marsh know how to do this.

Kenny:

👻 - Losing a loved one, whether it’s a family or friends. Kenny is immortal, he’s gonna keep coming back, but the others? Any health scare, accident, or attempt of someone worries him a lot. It’s why he always has his bag of shit, he’s so worried about losing someone.

🎶 - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3lhm5rFXq1TXuMUKDiptuI?si=CY4XjCHAQr-fxXDHwQ4dlw&pi=u-E6jLyFZgTFam 

🦾 - Muscular Dystrophy & Chronic Pain (live, laugh, love chronic pain Kenny)

💔 - Okay, okay this one’s more of the concept is angsty when you think of it, but Kenny himself could give less of a shit. Kenny in this au is relatively happy, I mean yeah being chronically ill sucks total ass but he’s chilling with it. The only thing is that Kenny kills himself a lot. He’s ever curious and loves to see what happens. He ends up hanging in Hell with Damien for a while before being sent back and before he knows it he’s wondering “hm, wonder if that’ll happen again-“

Clyde: 

💤 - Clyde has a rocky sleep schedule. His health issues aren’t the reason for it though, it’s Fable. As mentioned in a previous post, she’s a little demon shit and has an ungodly amount of energy. Clyde finds this hysterical until it’s time to get up for school and he’s only slept like three hours.

🦾 - Clyde’s disability for the au is still being debated! Suggestions are currently open!

🥇 - I have a general headcanon that Clyde is really good at videography! Which, for all my Tyde girlies, falls into one of my general headcanons for Tolkien which is script writing. They make short films together and his biggest accomplishment is that one of their films won first place in their school's film contest.

😶 - He’ll play outside in the snow for HOURS. Even more now than when he was a kid since he’s got Fable. Clyde will just take her out for hours and they’ll have the time of their lives.

Butters:

👽 - Yet another personality quirk: Butters always has a ridiculous amount of enthusiasm for someone who’s been through so much shit in his life. He’s an optimist, it’s what draws people in.

💔 - Okay I just really love antagonizing his parents so so much. Haven is owner trained, Butters bought her himself when he was thirteen. When she was still a puppy something minor happens and Steven isn’t very happy about it so he fucking SELLS her. And Butters is so heartbroken. He only had this dog for a week and suddenly she’s just ripped away. It’s actually Cartman (for the most part) who helps him get her back. 

💄 - I know this one’s really basic but I adore giving Butters his eye scar from ‘Fun With Weapons”. It’s very intimidating but Butters is just a silly, goofy guy. 

😶 - Y’know those Instagram and Etsy shops that sell custom service dog gear? Butters is really into sewing and he runs one! Giving gifts has never been easier, he just makes them a new piece of gear.

Cartman: 

👻 - As much as I love antagonizing Cartman, I love when he has a soft spot for the main four (+Butters) a lot more. So if anyone’s acting out of character it lowkey has him shook. And with good reason, the gang has trauma from finding Stan post suicide attempt. It baffled Cartman since Stan had been acting more than okay for the past week. The bastard cares for his friends although he’ll never fucking tell them so he’s been paying attention to behavior changes ever since, even if they’re minor.

👽 - I’m actually gonna go dive a little deeper into the heterochromia thing. So if my memory is serving me correctly, the eye comes from Kenny so it’s blue. But every so often it has a purplish hue to it for a short period of time. Oh so conveniently, our favorite little poor boy is freshly back from Hell and his eye color has shifted from blue to a freakishly violet shade.

😺 - Oooooh y’all really want me to yap about Dolly. Firstly, she’s so soft. Like her fur was already soft but being that Cartman takes such good care of her, her fur is probably as good as it can get. He’s so gentle with her and she absolutely adores him. As for the rest of the kids: she’s not overly eager to go up to them but she likes them. Except for Kyle she fucking HATES him. 

😶 - Unfortunately Cartman is severely underdeveloped at the moment due to him being the most recent addition to the au so I literally don’t have anything else to say about him.

Craig: 

👻 - I feel like all of these fears have been really angsty but Craig’s is just spiders. They creep him the fuck out. Also high school musical-

🦾 - Epilepsy!

🌟 - It’s really a matter of what he wants to do first. He doesn’t act like it but Craig is really ambitious. Working in something with space is always something he’s wished to do. But he’s also into music (a mix of Tweek and Stan’s fault) and wants to learn violin. 

😶 - I love headcanoning that Craig has piercings so let’s jazz this up for the au a bit. In his late teen years he was (illegally) denied service at various piercing parlors because of Saturn. So he self teaches himself how to (semi) safely do piercings without being a professional and does them for his friends if they want.

Tweek: 

👽 - Second physical quick of the ask but it’s freckles! I love giving Tweek freckles but the ones that are barely visible at any time that’s not summer. That’s when they come out. 

🫂 - I already talked about his relationship with Kyle so let’s talk about Tweek and Clyde. I only just started playing around with their dynamic a few weeks ago while writing a bunch of Staig drabbles. It’s always really funny to me because you’ve got paranoid sarcasm meets hyperactive sensitivity.

🍫 - What a little stress baker! He can’t cook for shit but the boy sure can bake. And he like over bakes too. He doubles the recipe almost every time. It used to be easy to get rid of the extras, he’d just take them to the shop so they could be sold. But after the meth bust he’d basically ding-dong-ditch his friends and leave baskets of baked goods on their doorsteps. 

😶 - Him, Kenny, Kyle, and Bebe all drove out of Colorado for the weekend when they were seventeen because they all needed a break. They stayed at an inn for the weekend and no one knew where they went. So yeah, they were having the time of their lives while everyone back home was losing their shit.

feel free to ask if you want elaborations!

[simp4konig]

okay, a couple questions

1: favourite song?

2: favourite movie/show?

3: idk anything else you want me to know-

Okay 😋😋 saw this immediately but didnt have time in the morjning to respond ☹️ SORRY !!!!

1. I have more than one 🥵

I dont expect you to listen to all of these btw !! 😰😰Dont waste your time if you dont ijow tjem, 😭🙏 :

So yeah, basically I play all these songs^^^ on repeat 💀☠️☠️ Drift Phonk is SO good 💯💯😎even tjo its bass boosted cowbells with some. Percussion 🤓🤓☝️ i think its rlly good lol

Also have some rap/pop songs that are in Polish that im NOT gonna include here bc its not like youll understand a word of whay theure saying 😱😱😱

2. LOVEEEEE "Money Heist/La Casa de Papel " it's made me cry twice🥰💔💔om the fifth episode of the last season because my favourite character died😞

I watch True Crime documentaries and just documentaries abt the internet😇😇 My favs for each category respectively: "Don't F**k With Cats" + "The Most Hated Man on The Internet (i think its called anyeays lmaoo)

Also like watching classic films. Idk, i dont like tje stuff that comes out nowadays 🤕 so any blockbusters from the 80s–10s i LOVE 🤩🤩

3. Random information:

Natural blonde, with GRAY-blue eyes (because my eyesight is bad so the colour in my eyes has faded, 🥲 — so obv. I wear glasses😔its sad bc my eyes were ocrsn blue and now look metallic 🤖)

My handwriting is god-awfulm, like ILLEGIBLE😭😭😭 its sn insult to the paper honestly 💀💀you should see ky school books my notes are so messy ajd sll over the place i feel bad for the teachers that mark my exams/assessments😰

Currently reading the Harry Potter books (up to the fifth film, but i thought i should also read the books to compare😊), and im on the fourth novel — Its so THICK and im svared bc my good friend that's lendijg me these said that the next one is the longest 🤯 i might just kms 🙂🔫

I have a cat figurine collection 😱😱 I visit charity shops with my mum (mostly outvof obligation 😵), but we sometimes get lucky and founf ones out of porcelain, glass/crystal, carved in wood, etc 😽🐈🐈‍⬛😺

You know old ladies that wear flower patterns🌸🌺🌷 and middle-aged moms in their late 30s/40s tjay wear cheetsh /leopard print🐆🐆 ? Well im that but as a Gen z girl with an obsession with camo print LMAO,, I have a camo backpack, cargo camo print pants, camo leggings, camo tshirt, camo hat, even fuckijg csmo pencil case LMAO💀💀💀 I WOULD have had a camo phne case too but there wasnt the one i wanted for ky phone...💔💔So Idk i rock (horribly😵) an army fit so whem i CAN i go out in combat boots, cargoes+belt, black or darkgrey tshirt/turtleneck tucked into my cargos, fingerless gloves etc. 😙✌️✨✨✨

If you would like to leanr more, check out this post !!☺️✨✨(well reblog actuslly hahaha)

Tried to include new informwtion aboit myself here so i didjt repeat anytjing 😇, Hope i didnt bore you😰😰😰

[mitamicah]

Looked at more (almost all of them) of your ocs, so cute. They are adorable.

So cool, love the horns/antlers? And colourful hair, sea horses are cool.

This lil one is adorable, and very fascinating :3 love the hair, look like bunny ears which is so awwwwwwww.

Now my favourite quill, I love him so much, so freaking sweet and cute, chimeras are so cool and I have to know a few things.

1. does he like dressing up?

2. if he does what about dog costumes?

3. is it offensive that I want to put him into several dog outfits since he’s a chimera?

4. here are a few suggestions if it is not offensive :3

(Yes I know the shark one is a cat😺 but the ones with a dog didn’t looked as sweet 😭)

And can we get more quill facts? :3👀👀👀👀👀👀

Like are there more? He’s the adopted son of phoenix, is there a reason? Tragic backstory or just sweet like sugar?

Thanks for listening. And I hope this wasn’t too much :3

Why, thank you Jay ^V^ glad to see my babies getting some love :3

The rest of the reply will be under the line :3

Ah, that's Skari ^V^ he's pretty cool :3 it is indeed horns like those on a seahorse ... just a lot bigger x'D

Aww, you found little Val :3 I believe he is my newest closed species character (an original species created by another online creator that has given me permission to make a character in this species ^V^) I had a fun time designing him for sure :D bunny ears and all :3

Heck yeah, more love for Quill :D!! He is not usually one who gets a lot of attention so I am glad to see he caught your eye ^V^

Why then ask away :3

Quill haven't done a lot of dress up but like most else in live he is very happy and eager to try :3

Same as before - he is a happy boy who'd be open to try anything else dog costumes

I don't think so?

Oh these are cute :3 although I hope that Phoenix are allowed to make little adjustments for their friend since otherwise I fear Quill's secondary set of arms would feel very cramped in these :'D

Is there anything specific you'd like to know ^V^?

Depending on how much you've read already these might already be something you know :'D

Quill is part fruitbat, part deer, part dog, part praying mantis, part bird (could be a parrot given his ability to learn words) and possibly part snake.

Quill hasn't learned to speak in full sentences so he communicates with single words like "hi", "road" (his way of asking to go for a walk), and "bed" (his way of saying goodnight).

Quill has learned to weave with his secondary pair of arms (I call them his mantis arms).

Quill learns new words through echolalia which in short is that he echoes a word you say to him in the same tonality back at you (it is often seen with autistic people).

While Quill can speak a few words his vocal chords are actually better suited for high pitched bird like sounds so he is often found echoing bird twitter/song.

(if you want more and/or more deep cut facts than this let me know :'D

Oh no his story isn't that tragic :'D Quill was bred in captivity to be a housepet. Phoenix found Quill at a parisian adoption center where the little guy had been given up since nobody had wanted to adopt him from the breeder. Phoenix themselves being a chimera chose to adopt Quill as a sort of son. Quill is often seen helping Phoenix carry around their arrows (Phoenix are an archer amongst other things) - actually this is how Quill got his name. :3

Thank you for the questions ^V^ I hope you can use my answers :3

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

EEEEE!!! I opened my Xmas gifts from @jennyfair7​!!! (I did it early since I’m going on vacation soon) Aahhh, I LOVE these adorable plushies! 😍😭 And your card was funny too 😜

Boba Pusheen is fitting in nicely with all the other boba cats! 🧋😺 Is there such a thing as too many boba cats? Probably not!

Fun fact: The first Squishable I ever bought was this 15-inch Avocado from the Missouri Botanical Garden gift shop in 2019, just around the time Squishables were becoming pretty popular! Now it has a mini me! So cute!! 🥰

The little avocado has many friends of the same size! 🥑 (Is there such a thing as too many avocados? Probably not!)

Can you believe I’ve been eyeing that VENUS FLY TRAP SQUISHABLE ever since it came out (around Sept 2021)?!? I wanted the 15-inch one for some time until I realized it’s pretty big and I’ve got limited space, what with my plushie-collecting and all, so then I figured I’d buy the mini one once the new Mothman mini plush came out. That way I could get in on the 3-for-2 Mini Sale that they have fairly often. For some reason, Mothman still hasn’t come out even though it was slated for the end of this year. Oh well, it’s for the best since I would’ve had two Venus fly traps if that were the case! Anyway, here it is with its fellow Squishables (not including my 15-inch Avocado and Boba since they’re too much of a hassle to get down from the shelf) 😆 Aren’t they adorbz?

THANKS SO MUCH JENN!!! You know me so well 🥲💖 Hope you’re feeling more Christmasy now and decking the halls with boughs of holly 🎄😂

[whosbex]

You ain't missing out now! 👏

❤- Favorite Tangled Character?

💔- Least favorite Tangled Character?

✨- Moonstone or Sundrop?

🎥- Favorite Season (½/3)?

📺- Another show you’d like to see have a cross over with Tangled?

😺- Number 1 animal companion?

💎- Favorite AU?

👗- Favorite character outfit?

👔- Least favorite character outfit?

🧠- Random Tangled Headcanon you have?

🌙- Favorite Moon Character? (E.g Cass, Varian, Eugene.)

📚- Favorite Tangled Fanfic?

⏰- When did you join the fandom?

💭- How did you learn about TTS?

🎶- Best Tangled Song?

🙉- Worst Tangled Song?

💞- Which character do you relate to the most?

💢- Which character do you not relate to the most?

💥- A big a opinion you have related to the Tangled movie/series?

We all know Cass is my gurl from now until forever! But I also love her smokin hot dad where she definitely got her looks from,Hector and her aunt Adira.😌

Nigel. He can go die in a hole for all I care.

Moonstone 1000%!!!! I have built SO MUCH lore around that opal.

Season 2. Gave us all a lot to work with when it comes to lore and it Twas sad that it Twas not touched on enough in the next season.

Probably HTTYD and the book series the Wingfeather saga. They are both heavily based on dragons so I’d put a WHOLE ASS BUNCH of Saponin lore in there.

I can’t pick one animal 😭😭😭. My number ones would have to be pascal,owl,little big guy,and Hector’s pets who I have named Raynan (rhino),Kinzey & Thanatos (bear cats)

Any next gen aus and anything involving the brotherhood!

Cassandra’s adventure suit and her armor in season two. And raps and Eugene’s outfits in season three. I also like the redesign outfits I’ve made for Cass and Andrew for my next gen au.

Probably Rapunzel’s coronation gown. It just doesn’t feel like her with the big poofy skirt. And Eugene’s outfit for rap’s coronation

I have WAAAAAAAYY too many 😭😭😭. Here are some of them: Hector has ADHD,Cass is near sighted and also has ADHD but she’s medicated (idk if they had that but let’s just say they do),varian and Edmund are both autistic,Stan and Cass are cousins (the cap being Stan’s uncle),Quirin is the oldest of the brotherhood,Edmund is the second oldest after him is Adira and Hector is the youngest. Hector is a Capricorn and is born on Christmas eve (is there a specific reason y I headcanon that? No) Hector and Eugene’s mom are half siblings,Cap had a wife when he adopted Cass but they got divorced,and then Cass’s “mom” died when Cass was 16. Willow has ADHD,and her and the Cap used to be a thing. I also headcanon that the Cap’s name is Caleb. Adira and Eugene’s mom used to date,earlier in high school. Hector stole his rhino from a circus that was passing through the DK,and he found the bear cats in the woods. Cass found Owl as a bb chick that fell out of his nest and was hurt and this happened not too long after her mom died so Owl just became her emotional support animal as well as her fighting bird. Andrew is dyslexic,oh and Quirin is color blind.

Idk ig Cass but I don’t like how they wrote it in the series. But my second would have to be Varian cuz ngl that would also make sense. But yet again I’m also interested with the moon!Eugene au.

I need to read more but so far Blood of my brother by AMax76✨😌✨

2018,when season one just ended. I did watch the short film when it came out but,then I just kinda forgot abt it😅. So yah I officially joined in 2018

Saw the teaser on Disney channel.

My top three should be, 1) ready as I’ll ever be 2)waiting in the wings 3)nothing left to lose

Through it all and living the dream.

At the beginning:raps. By the end? Cass,Eugene and Varian.

Fred.

Again I have too many😅. But I’ll try to keep this one shorter. IMO we should’ve had more lore on the DK and especially Saporia. I really would’ve liked to see them really dive into the motives of why they wanted to take Corona back. I also think that Ready as I’ll ever be should’ve gotten a reprise ont eh finale I stead of us getting through it all,cuz let’s be real that song was not it.

[kookiekult]

TYSM FOR THE TAG POOKIE LY 💓💓

☆ it's a pink pastel water-y thing w hello kitty 😺

☆ chocolate ( lactose intolerant gang 💪 )

☆ My family calls me Stina, Normally paired with bobina so it's stina bobina 😭

☆ Hot to go - Chappel Roan

☆ I tried once and I wanted to die of cringe it was so bad, so I stick to edits 😭

☆ nope I am discord free ✌️

☆ I have my ears pierced, but I want a belly button piercing so bad

☆ The way they approach things. The way they think, really.

☆ I'd like to think I'd be a snickerdoodle 🥰

☆ Cat person don't get me wrong I love dogs but those shits be scary asf sometimes

☆ Earbuds. I have grown out of my headphone phase 😞

☆ "Goodnight" lmao

☆ I know that house fly guts are yellow. Don't ask me how

☆ night owl, but I have no problem functioning in the morning

☆ Bro couch naps are SOMETHING ELSE lemme tell you

☆ Proud pansexual 😘

☆ smart funny and sexy 🤷‍♀️ (Depressed, stressed and angry)

☆ JEANS I cannot function in sweatpants unless they're low waisted and baggy

☆ Quad espresso in a venti cup over ice with 5 raw sugars, no water

☆ Goose-shit green

☆ all my journals

☆ coffee ☕️

☆ Gotta go with the wooly mammoth

☆ since like mid 2024? Early 2024? I'm very new 😭

☆ a helicopter ☺️

☆ y2k prep bimbo ? Or old money. I flip flop between the two

☆ Concert Pianist 😩

☆ Single 🤷‍♀️

☆ verrry preppy. It's a tommy hilfiger dress, w heeled boots and a mink fauxfur coat

☆ Literally Every single Twenty One Pilots song

☆ Dark Brown 🥸

☆ I talk to myself more that I talk to other people 💯

☆ Yes I do 😍

☆ A guy I talked to at an airport once like 3 years ago just said "beautiful." twice. Eye contact n everything. But he said it in like a really low and sultry voice and to this day I still think about it

@hiro--aoki RAAAHHHHHH 💥💥💥

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[poetryvampire]

My poly Zevlor and Rolan reacting to gn human Tav genuinely asking both of them if either one of them regrets being in a relationship with them request is so good! Don't worry about it! It's good you didn't force yourself to write 👍 I'm glad you love this idea like I do (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I love it especially all of them were enjoying each other's companies 😌, Rolan was buzzed as he talked about his latest experiment as both of you listened 👂, you had to lean on Zevlor as you're lightly buzzed 👥, you didn't think much of why the human man kept asking if you're alright like me 😅, Zevlor understood what he meant & tightened his grip on you 😠, you tried to humour him but you're still confused 🤔, you saw how enraged Zevlor was 😡, Zevlor tried to tell you to keep going but the man decided to pull you away 😢, you stumbled down as you didn't expect it 😣, just how he was fuming because of how rude & disrespectful the man was 😡, Rolan is by your side on the way back home 👥, you felt dumb for talking to the man 😔 you tried to apologise to Zevlor but he's silent 😶, you were still processing what happened but mostly saddened for how both men were mistreated again 😭, Zevlor went somewhere while Rolan snuggled up against you 🫂, Rolan tried to tell you not to think about it but you told him your worries 👍, you couldn't help but spill how not you can't understand their hardships & you feel like you're kept making it worse for both of them that you didn't want either of them to regret being with them 😭, Zevlor is by your side 👥, you wondered when was he by your side like me (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; Rolan nuzzled into their neck like a cat 😺, you loved how affectionate he's when he's drunk like me 🤭, he told you how he couldn't care about other people's opinions & he didn't care that you're human as he loves you 😤, he also promised he doesn't regret this relationship 🥹, you held onto him as he even acted over the top to make you laugh 🤣, Zevlor told you his true thoughts 💭, your heart sank at his words 😢, he noticed your fear so he moved closer & held your hand 🤭, he called you his heart ❤️, he told you how he had no regrets but he didn't mean to get so worked up earlier 😔, Rolan started to pepper him with kisses & you joined him 😘, and how sweet the ending is 😍 Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much :)

☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️ Ahh Anon you're so good and sweet! I'm so happy you liked it. Your responses are always so great they make me smile so much ! ✨️💜✨️

[lokisprettygirl]

I know I'm saying it nearly every time ....I love it and I'm addicted 🤗😍🤗😍🤗😍💙💚💙💚

I don't know where to start because there were so many details I had to think about 😊

We learned more about Nat's and y/n's past. Poor Nat, it's really hard and sad to live a life with a husband like Bucky but it's also hard to leave without any securities in the background. Hopefully things are going to get better for her and she can live a happier life one day. ( please let it be Bruce). Also y/n, what kind of man was Clint🤬.

A bank clerk? Offending y/n for her? Really? It doesn't matter if you're high educated or not. It says nothing, absolutely nothing about your social or human abilities 🥲😊. (Sidenote: all the janitors of this world have my deepest respect 👏🏻. Thanks for doing what you're doing!)

But maybe it was not so bad for y/n as it seemed 😉😅. She has her own blue man god now😭😭🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥.... can I have one too ? Please! 🥺🥺😭💙

Oh my, they're sooo adorable, I love them sooo much 🥰🥰🥰. Bluey will be my love forever💚💙❤️‍🔥. How cute is the scene with the cat? Yes, the angst killed me when y/n couldn't find him in the room but him interacting with the cat? I cleary visualised him crouched down in front of the cat and trying to communicate 😍😺. He's like a little child that wants to know and understand everything that's around, soaking up everything like a sponge 🤩. It's so adorable and cute. It broke my heart when he felt guilty and wanted to be tied up with the scarf so he can't hurt y/n anymore.🥺🥺😭😭

And yes, He.Is.A.Man.😏😏😏 and he definitely knows what he's doing. But both wanted it, the tension is there and both needed the release. Their first time was wonderful. He lost his memories (and I don't care at the moment to be honest) but he just followed his instincts. Maybe it's kind of animalistic but with lots of feelings. They cared for each other so much 🥰❤️. It's a satisfying smutty scene but...it's difficult for me to find the right words...it was hot but also decent, proper. I still love the whole atmosphere and mood in this story.

I have a vision in my mind how they could end up...in Alaska...or elsewhere, where it's nice and cold🧊...time will tell...

Maybe the current situation is just temporary, but it's a common memory they have now and nobody can take this away from them 🥰...they just enjoyed the moment 💙❤️

Huuuh, this was long, I got lost in my writing🤣🤣...no, don't worry, I won't say the three words...🤣🤣🤣

...my Lady I recognized it 😉...the colours changed ⬇️⬇️⬇️

💚💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💚

It was a great joy to read that chapter and I'm looking forward to the next one 😍🥰💙❤️💚

Thank you, this made my day, you are an awesome reader and everyone should get one like you 😍💚

And yes Natasha deserves so much better than this. And hopefully Bruce can finally give her the courage to leave. There's no love, loyalty or security left in that relationship.

I think Clint just used her for sex and he never intended to marry her or be committed to her. And yes everything happens for a reason ;)

He's so adorable, everytime I think about him there's another fluffy scene I want to write about him and he's just the cutest thing.

But at the same time, I ..😳😳😳 as y/n said he is a sexual being and he understands those feelings really well. He has done it before and it just clicks to him. And yes these moments are going to become an important part in their relationship when he gets his memory back because it wont be easy for both of them to deal with it

Thank you for noticing the colour changing;)

Love you 💚

[backtodecember-taylorsversion]

I'm looking and adoring you just like these cuties are 🧡🧡🤗

Hope seeing these poofy cute little creatures makes you happy and brings smile on your face 💙🥰

I never asked you though....are you more of a cat lover or dog lover?

Take care of yourself bestie 🌼💚

Awwww, these are so cute!😭😭🌼🌼 it did brought a wide smile on my face💖

Ah, it's really hard to decide. 'cause dogs are so loving and playful, and cats understand hoomans too, they both are so adorable. I've wanted a dog since I was 6 probably,and my love for cats is passed on to me by Taylor.😭💜 and my youtube dash is filled with cats vids, they are so peaceful and mischievous and cuteeeee. these little creatures can make you laugh and smile. I can't do injustice, they are equally extremely adorable.

you too, take care,sending lots and lots of good wishes on your😺

thank you so much for sending the ask 🤗

[exosmutfactory]

Hi!! It's Cat~ 😺 I just finished 6p chap4 and OMG... it was so good like wtf?! First of all the confession was just so cute. Bbh was so emotional. Then the make out scene at event... omg I was about to lose it. Then the first smut bbh was a sweet heart so thoughtful. Then for the real thangggg omg!!! Like he was so cuteee like he really let Riley take her time and it was so passionate and full of love like the fluff right after I literally CRIED!! Authornim I'm Capricorn sun rising cancer and cancer moon too so lemme tell you I want to cry all the time BUT my Capricorn never let's me so I rarely do BUT authornim you made my Capricorn cry todayyy! I was so emotional I literally had to go jam out to call me baby right after or I was going to turn into a puddle of goo!!!! Omg authornim I was just telling my sister (yes I annoy EVERYONE with your ff cause... I mean I love it) and I was telling her that it is the kind of story I feel like I should pay to read... it is that good!!! Authornim let me thank you for giving us such a wonderful ff! The time and work you put into it is obvious and honestly it pays! It's literally my favourite ff ever and I read a lot of those! Keep it up for the last part I can only imagine how hard you are working right now but don't pressure yourself too much! We will wait!

Every time you finish a chapter it makes me want to go back and read it again 🥺 you know, chapters 2 & 4 are the chapters I’m the more insecure about. They felt off to me for the longest time - my perfectionist nature shining through - but then I realized that is what gives them their charm. How quirky and imperfect their relationship is. The messy time skips. The transitions. They were young, a bit dumb, and full of that recklessness that brought them together.

Every time Baekhyun’s character cries in the story is very important. He doesn’t cry often, but when he does, he’s so vulnerable and earnest with his words. And that confession... oof 😅😭 I FELT SO AWKWARD ABOUT IT!!! Like, in front of Sehun? Really? Baekhyun, why? 😳 But that’s who he is, brazen in declaring his love for her in front of friends, and yet... 🤭 the next chapters speak for themselves.~

Hehehehe that make out scene is one of my favorites >:) that outfit... the scenery... the chemistry between them... Dang, they’ve been all over each other since day one, there’s no wonder why chapter 4 has the first smut scene 😇🔥

Please 😳😳😳 that scene was so new for me, as you can see I don’t really write romantic smut - besides Skin Un(der)covered. I felt very rusty during it.

(I just read that scene again and I want to go hide under my bed HKDFGDFHKGK AHH IT’S SO SOFT AND INTIMATE WHAT IS THIS WHY DID I WRITE THIS, anyway-)

He loves her so much it gives me toothaches 🥺💞💞 You can’t deny how he feels about her despite all his... not so pleasant moments. Doesn’t give him the excuse to be an ahole though.

Ma’am I feel ya. My cap moon always wants to cry but I do it inside more than outside 😅 I’m happy you liked it and I’m sorry it made you cry! I’m sending lots of tissue boxes 💗💗💗💗💗 knowing that those characters can inspire emotions in readers makes me the happiest 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and dhghfghk Call Me Baby is my Exo comfort song too 🌸

Thank you for reading and sharing it, lovely. 🥺 When I have the time I will continue editing the grammar errors so I can self publish it. I want my own copy on my bookshelf one day ✨ your support means a lot to me and it’s always a pleasure hearing from you and your thoughts.

Do you want me to cryyyyyy you’re so sweet 💖💖💖 thank you so so much. This last part is the longest and I will do my best to finish the story in the way it deserves. Even if it takes a long time, I’ll make it worth the wait 💞

Have a good day/night, Miss Cat~ Much love 💝