Me: and now for another round of…
Brain: 🎶 Hades, Hades, hear my petition please:
My name is Ulysses, I seek to bury, my fractured memories 🎶
Me: Wrong story buddy. He’s in a teenage rebellion. He wouldn’t ask Hades for shit
Brain: 🎶 Did you ever wonder what it’s like, on the underside (way down under) on the underside (way down under) on the other side of his wall 🎶
Me: that’s where he lives….
Brain: ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS!
Me: NOOOO
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Every Pathologic 2 review I've read goes something like "this game will fuck you up in ways you cannot possibly imagine and not even in fun quirky ways. You will die a thousand times and not know how what to do ever. I am begging you to play it."
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this is just kind of a big tangent but like I fucking hate when nerd ass losers see a game with even vague similarities to another game and go "ERMMM. HOW ORIGINALL (SARCASTIC). THIS IS JUST ANOTHER GAME IN THE STUPID TREND OF-" and then they list every genre/label under the sun to try and discredit the game as unoriginal by comparing it to other games. 90% of the time they haven't even played the game they're complaining about. they just see pixel art and get angry ig.
like look at this image. look at this and tell me it's not just alphabet soup. what do half of these words even mean. congrats on discovering what a genre is I guess?????????? good for you?????? do you want a fuckin award or something???? a little handclap??? shall I pour you a little glass of wine for being oh so smart and sophisticated for figuring out that Things Can Have Little Similarities Sometimes?????? just say that 7 years later you're still bitter that undertale got popular and leave oh my god
"quirky dialogue" oh I'm sorry did you want your dialogue boring and soulless yeah let me just remove the personality from the game. here's your Nothing Burger I hope you're happy. "pixel art" oh so i guess like almost every game that came out in the 80s and 90s is actually just part of a so-called "2010s-2020s trend". These people genuinely think earthbound and celeste are "Basically The Same". it's not even an rpg. You had to throw in platformers in your disgusting word smoothie because otherwise you couldn't even find any real similarities besides "has a story and contains pixels". they think the psychological horror game Omori is just Undertale 2. yeah sorry guys Super Fuckin Mario Brothers is part of the quirky rpg metroidvania fjhksdgjhlkfgsdhkfgh-like diarrhea trend. cant play it now or you're cringe and bad. do you people ever get TIIIRRREEDDDDD. DO YOU EVER ENJOY THINGS. ON THEIR OWN MERIT. DO YOU EVEN GIVE THINGS A CHANCE. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR NOT LIKING THINGS YOU'RE BORING AND ANNOYING AS FUCK. I'm so fucking done
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instead of working on things i planned to (writing missing numbers. art. videos) i spent like five hours straight of looking things up and typing ranting about the design discrepancies between the male and female pokemon protagonists across every single mainline game, remake, lets go games, pla, and the switch dlcs
anyways did you know that exactly Two Girls across all of these designs and redesigns have any form of pants that go down past the thigh and both of these are form fitting leggings making every single female protagonist emphasize a curvy feminine silhouette via short shorts/skirts/dresses with long thin legs with an emphasized hip and skinny waist and often form fitting shirts that emphasize their chest as well. i just thought it was interesting
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i really wanna play ss13 but every time i join a round there is so much going on and i dont knwowahdteohaaa everything is so far apart imjustghashagjoikjaytmjsyksfyrtkxgfshj
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id: a digital drawing of a blue engineer and walenty-an original character. walenty is pale, has long, black hair with horns, a tail and claws. he's wearing square glasses, fingerless gloves, a green, floral shirt over a black tank top and black shorts and shoes. kit is holding a fishing rod in kits right hand. engineer is wearing his hardhat and goggles, a blue shirt, dark blue overalls and brown boots. he also has a fishing rod swung over his shoulder. he and walenty are walking next to eachother, with walenty on the left and engie on the right. the background shows a pine forest. end id
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i am playing professor layton and the curious village on my ds. very fun!!!
I don't know if i'm very far in because most of the time spent in that game was me being confused and bad at puzzles. it's fun though.
!!! im glad to hear youre enjoying it!! its one of my fav titles and honestly such an underrated series, id love it if more ppl gave it a try!
the puzzles can be difficult but very rewarding!! i used to dread them as a kid but now i find them nice and challenging. the math ones are still hard, but if u speak to Flick at the cafe he'll give you chess puzzles which i think were my favorite ^_^
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