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hiiiii uncle mick. what if you took me camping for the first time and I get so excited that I run around and fall in the woods? my knees get scraped up pretty badly and im trying so hard to be good for you and not cry. it hurts real bad tho and im bleeding :(( you’re not mad at me right, uncle mick?
Course I'm not mad roo, you were excited, why would I be mad? The woods can be dangerous, even without animals. Tripping on roots or rocks happens to even the most experienced people.
C'mere, sit on the camper step and I'll get the first aid kid out of the cab. I'll kneel down on the ground in front of you, roll up your shorts a bit so I can get a good look. You got a couple of decent scrapes there but nothing your old uncle can't fix. I've got my fair share of scrapes and cuts over the years.
I'm gonna use this wipe here, it's gonna sting a bit. It's an alcohol wipe, so it'll clean out all the dust and debris, and kill any germs that might make your scrapes hurt worse later. Don't want it getting infected out here, do we kiddo? I know baby, I know it stings. You're so brave though, I can see you getting all teary but you're being so brave for uncle Mickey.
Now it's all clean, I have some big bandaids, so we don't have to wrap your legs and change it a bunch when it gets dirty. I'll put one on each knee, so it doesn't get all nasty. We're gonna need to take these off in a day or 2, and let it dry and scab over. But this will keep it clean for now.
You've been so brave kiddo, your knees are gonna sting a bit but tell you what, I'll pick you up and come put you in my chair in front of the firepit. I'll put some milk on to get nice and warm, and get some hot chocolate out from the camper, I'm sure I have some. Chocolate fixes everything. We can sit together in my chair until I have to cook lunch, and I'll tell you about all the trouble I got into when I was a kid camping.
#fauxcest#fauxc3st#camping#not nsft#ask#anon#I just like talking about camping#First aid is important to know when you're camping anyway#Gotta stay safe out there
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Going back to my roots
#i also have to talk about my lore now#its a staple of these posts#i guess I can talk about how my sister broke her femur playing sharks and minnows#I'm not even stretching the truth she was LITERALLY just playing sharks and minnows and two people fell on her#We were at like a day camp so they got me to go over and one of the first things I hear aside from her screaming#is her friend asking if she sprained her ankle#Anyways ambulance blah blah blah hospital blah blah blah surgery blah blah#she was really loud when they were setting it so I just left and played mario#when she was in the airport this guy tried stealing her wheelchair like why would you even want to touch something a seven year old has#she had crutches and rods in her leg for like a year she's fine now#My dad tells everyone she broke it playing touch rugby and I think that explains the kind of person he is#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb wash#rvb tucker#felix rvb#rvb tex#sister rvb#rvb carolina#tweet
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One of my many Solavellan head cannons.
They traveled together for months, years even. Don't tell me these lovesick fools didn't regularly disappear into the woods together, to have a quiet romantic moment away from the prying eyes of the other companions.
Mixed media on paper.
#Only to return to the morning back to camp with Lavellan having slightly more dishelved hair than usual.#and Dorian commenting on it immediately ofcourse#Like their romance is incredibly angsty but i really wished there had been more scenes of them just them having a sweet and intimate moment#I mean yes there is the balcony scene at skyhold#but solas literally runs off when he confesses his love for Lavellan. LOL#talk about running away from his feelings#kinda hard to run away from your love when you are travelling months together. I imagine they have had moments where they basked-#-in the newness of it all. A moment of quiet understanding and feeling alive. Of new love.#Ugh these two#solasmance#Solavellan headcannons#solas x female lavellan#solas x inquisitor#inquisitor lavellan#my art#solas#dragon age inquisition#art#my fanart#dai#drawing#traditonal illustration#pencil art#the dreaded husband rises#the dread egg#solas dragon age#solavellan fluff#solavellan fanart#dragon age dreadwolf#da: dreadwolf
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I have a question about the jp server pickups, since I really want knight Sebek, but I’m trying to save gems for bloom malleus + the 3rd tsum event that’s gonna show up sooner or later. Iirc, after knight Sebek, the next story update’s pickup had all of the previous story cards (ie cerberus Ortho, general Lilia, and knight Sebek). Is this true, and if it is, did it include a token system like the dorm pickups where you can just do 100 pulls and then buy the specific card you want directly? Because if that is how it works, then I can wait until then and be sure I won’t have to go to 200 for him.
we did indeed get a second chance at those three when 7-7 came out! I'm pretty sure there was not a token system -- though admittedly I don't 100% remember, sorry! 🙇 I took a quick search through some past posts/videos from people who tend to include the gacha and news stuff, but I didn't see any mention of it, so I'm inclined to think there really wasn't one. :( they were all separate pickups with their own pull counts rather than a combined one, if that info helps at all.
speaking as a strict f2p who hoards keys/gems like the lovechild of a dragon and a magpie, given the choice between saving for a story card and a birthday card, I'd go for story -- it does require a lot of patience, but there are way more opportunities to get past birthday cards, both from the anniversary events and the rerun pickups! tsums is a bit harder to say anything on because Eng doesn't follow the same event schedule, but it's a longish event and those pickups let you have a free 10-roll, so I think they're also a bit easier to save up for.
(ALSO speaking of free rolls, starting with the fifth round of birthdays -- the kutsurogi my room ones -- the birthday boy/union jacket/bloom cards have had a separate pickup that you can get two free 10-pulls at by doing missions! I got a bloom Jade from it a couple weeks ago. :D meanwhile general Lilia is the only story card I've ever managed to pull, so...I'm probably kinda biased. whoops.)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#joseimuke games are serious business#just speculating for a moment here#i could be completely wrong about all of this it's just me spitballin'#i suspect we WILL get a rerun pickup for the 7-7 and up story cards at some point#but probably not a third round of the diasomnia story boys :(#we never got a proper dorm rerun for them so i think we'll get that instead#but also that makes me wonder if we're going to maybe not get a story silver card after all...#because like#i realized earlier that since we've been getting main story drops pretty consistently every two months#(we had july + august in a row but september + october were for halloween so it averages out)#if we continue this way that means heartslabyul in january and return to diasomnia in march#which would be timed PERFECTLY for the fifth anniversary#it absolutely could just be a coincidence but. idk. i could see it being a fun place to end 7 on.#(i still think we're getting an episode 8 with grim. just. y'know. the TIMING)#but if that turns out to be true then there might not be time for a silver story card AND dorm reruns...#i mean i'm 100% talking out my butt here so i could be entirely wrong about all of it#(stay tuned for six months straight of training camp events and master chef reruns instead)#i just really want a silver story card okay#we've gotten so much silver angst and yet i demand MORE#unsuspecting anon: hey ego do you remember if there were tokens for the --#me: UUUURGH DELICIOUS SILVER TEARS#(sorry anon) (good luck with whoever you choose to pull for though! your taste in cards is excellent and i understand the dilemma 😭)
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This is the most cartoonishly pretentiouspost I’ve seen on this site in ages. People don’t engage with art CORRECTLY like ME they just watch things they think are fun and they enjoy. like some philistine ignoramus.
#this post is leaving my sphere so I feel it warrants clarifying in the tags#that I’m like. extremely in the camp of the kind of person that loves in depth critical analysis. I have a degree in literary criticism.#my followers know me as the guy who writes like 10k long word posts about whatever thing I’m into#I just think this is a ridiculously masturbatory way to talk about the way you engage with art vs an imagined less cultured ‘other’
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can we please talk about steph having a bigger body type than the rest of the cast & yet even in a show centred around the theme of bullying it's never so much as pointed out let alone mocked & she's universally regarded by other characters (and a large portion of the audience, from what i've seen including me) as cool and sexy. because it means a lot to me actually
#i also love that in abstinence camp she asks for a size small shirt. this leads me to believe that like#girlie just loves a crop top.#and i love that for her i aspire to be that bitch#steph is so#<3333#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#starkid#hatchetfield#i held off on discussing this for a while because i felt like it was weirdly personal to be talking about mariahs body??#but idk like. it is an undeniable part of how the character is seen#for a while i almost convinced myself i was seeing things and i thought it was just her clothes being so shaped#i dunno man#anyway i love her
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actual life goal is forcing spirkers to acknowledge bones at all
#the number of times i’ve just barely held myself back from going ‘hey u do realise there is a Man inches from them right’#u don’t even need to ship mcspirk i just need u to acknowledge that he exists and he is there and he is spirk’s closest friend#like god y’all see the fucking camping trip and it’s just ‘oh look spirk’ bitch what. what.#anyway current urge is to literally make a museum-style things just showing off Bones but i might actually make an online archive#simply because he gets so terribly ignored and not just by the fandom either#like why does paramount do so much with the fucking GORN but doesn’t touch bones. why do star trek analyses look at spirk#and not at my guy who is there for damn near all of the stories. everyone i speak to irl who knows star trek has at least once looked at me#and asked who tf i was talking about when i said bones was my favourite. how do people not know who he is.#star trek#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#leonard 'bones' mccoy
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I think that Orym actually does doubt Imogen, but this isn't a thing that is unique to Imogen. Orym doubts all of them to an extent, because paranoia is something he struggles with (and this is continuously reinforced by the story).
It's not a 'good' thing that he should never get over, nor is it an immoral character flaw that proves he actually hates Imogen. However it's also not something I think he can get over as long as the threat of having to possibly fight his friends exists.
"I have all the faith in the world in you guys, all of you. And I have also spent time thinking how to neutralize each of you."
#cr discourse#critical role#cr3#orym#text post#people talk about orym being hypervigilant and then deny his behaviour created out of that hypervigilance#but also see people being weird about orym due to this. you can dislike him all you want but some people are doing too much#“he hates imogen! she has given him no reason to doubt her! she is good” guys its literally just paranoia#he doesn't need a reason to doubt her nor any of them. he just does due to their uncertainty about everything#this group is impulsive. shown by their 'we are an improv group' response to the question 'whats your plan to stop the end of the world'#this is all in line with oryms usual level of slightly paranoid behaviour which is exasperated and justified by the story#he followed fearne away from camp when she wanted to do something on her own but then she was jumped and nearly killed#that paranoia was proven correct#again the next night when he slept with a sword on his back after fearnes dad threatened to come back and attack her friends#and he was attacked in his sleep (by laudna but at the time he didnt know that)#then imogen told the whole group that she and laudna considered giving into the darkness together#something that both ladies then expressed they wanted orym to take them out if they went too far#this is just a result of all of this#so i think this is a non-issue. if you like it great. if you dont then whatever#just this time it rubbed people the wrong way because of irl hang ups of people valuing their own personal privacy#the same way any kind of mind stuff 'modify memory' or psychic reading of minds without permission rubs me personally the wrong way
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Could you please draw Ally and Tess sitting on Hunter's shoulders like he's their personal steed?







#disventure camp#disventure camp all stars#dcas#ally disventure camp#tess disventure camp#hunter disventure camp#ellie disventure camp#gabby disventure camp#huntessally#gabbellie#i uh. went a little fast and loose this one because i too was not entirely sure what you were talking about#but also disventure camp comic yay! love to make a good comic#also i just want to establish that if people send in drawing requests i am NOT necessarily taking them#i just wanted to do this one bc it was the first time i was directly asked and it made me happy to know that people wanted me to draw thing#i might make another post on this subject in the future though so look out for that#but thanks for sending in i believe my first ever dc ask! yippee!!!#i could tag spoilers but like. is it really. come on#also i hope you don't hate gabby and ellie i included them bc they were my best thought as to a punchline#my art#comic
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something’s wrong?
#heheh what a name for a town. borger. brother that is a samdwich!!#I could prob talk about what this means to me but I don’t wanna#actually nvm I just thought of a funny way to describe the feeling:#you have two wolves inside of you. one HATES everything it sees soooo much. the other only sees beauty. you’re jaded.#or something like that#I’m trying to be conscious about only bending man-made structures and objects#unless it just looks extra cool to bend the natural stuff too#not rly a critical commentary. the basic premise is to show you how fucked up these little towns are;#while also communicating how they’re typically found in naturally beautiful places.#weird right? like finding ruins. it’s like these places settled and then worldly-priorities changed and everything fell apart#but you can tell - usually - that somewhere in the history of these small towns someone said:#‘what a fucking sweet view. let’s make camp’#my art#glitch art#aesthetic#art#artwork#webcore#glitchcore#internetcore#abstract#artists on tumblr#photography#abstract art#distortioncore#glitch#weird art#americana#southern gothic#angels
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We never really got to see them hang out one on one during the events of Camp Cretaceous (except once, and they were competing to see who’s lack of a childhood gave them the better skill set so) Idk, we only get a snippet of their dynamic in Chaos Theory, I just think their friendship (especially as adults) would be pretty interesting :3
(Yes, some of these are headcanons ^^)
(Look, you don’t just sprain/break your ankle on concrete and not have lasting consequences without the proper treatment. Yaz was running on that foot on the daily !! And you can see it still affected her all the way through Season 3 !!! So, yeah, Hits her with the chronic pain beam)
( ‼️Also Major Chaos Theory Spoilers ‼️)
#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwcc#jwct#jwct spoilers#brooklyn jwcc#brooklyn jwct#yasmina fadoula#disability#They’re the type of people who you wouldn’t see becoming friends but their personalities actually mesh really well#They’re both haters /j#Yaz can walk and run just not for an extended period of time#which I feel like is another reason she quit track outside of her PTSD#trauma bonding question mark ?#Aromatic Brooklyn is canon fight me/JOKE#Bc I feel like her feelings for Kenji were more “I know you on a deeper more personal level and you’re extremely close to me”#rather than valuing dates or other romantic things of the sort#like I feel like she appreciates them but it’s not the most important thing about being with someone in her eyes#I feel like Baby Talk is just kinda her thing though#rant over lmao
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I know people talk about Edward's mistakes a lot, but i don't see how else he could have handled the gun distribution situation.
Like, Tozer all but threatened to shoot him. I mean, he non-verbally basically did threaten to shoot him. And he was surrounded by men who already had guns. And James wasn't anywhere to be found because he was in his tent investigating his wounds, understandable, but still.
Like... if Crozier believed, after Edward admitted it wasn't him, that those men would have listened to him and not either hurt or killed him then... that's fuckin stupid.
I also don't enjoy that James didn't step up and say that he wasn't around, that he was in his tent preoccupied with his wounds and wasn't there to like... keep an eye on shit like he should have been at a time like that???
Like sure, Edward shouldn't have said it was his call. But at the point he discovered it happening there wasn't really anything he could fucking do about it? And at least he admitted it when he saw the danger for what it really was. And apologized.
But like, Tozer 100% armed people loyal to him, not the Lieutenant's, so i just... idk. That always irks me when people, or even Francis, gets so pissed.
Like i understand he doesn't know the whole story, but fucking... someone (lookin at you Fitzy) could have at least admitted they fucked up too. Like, it's not ALL Edward's fault. He can only do so much when he's surrounded by men with guns.
(Okay actually watching it now and the way the camera cuts to James Fitzy several times when Edward is talking about it or being asked about it, like BITCH, SAY SOMETHING YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!!)
#sorry im feeling bitchy today that makes me angry#how mad Crozier gets but like... be understanding!?!?!?!?! especially since you know the atmosphere of the camp and shit#like??? ALSO THAT HE IN THAT MOMENT KNOWS THERES A MUTANY HAPPENING YOU THINK THEY JUST WOULD HAVE LET HIM STOP THEM!?!?!#edward little#the terror#not to talk shit about fitzy i love him but dude.... say something you're a captain. take some responsibility. goddamn#mine
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everyone always says "bring back camp in star trek!!!!" bro you can't even handle william shatner's acting 😔
#mostly a joke#and not in any way a defence of billy s#i just think his acting is overhated#like this is literally the camp show#what are you talking about
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Y'all I just watched Jaiden Animations' video about learning she has ADHD and man... some of that stuff just hit me hard. The having to tie yourself down to work, the being relatively okay in school until college, the wondering if a doctor would just say, "It's a you problem, go away"—geez that resonated. I'm glad she finally got a diagnosis and Adderall and learned how to work best with herself though! I hope things start to turn out better for her as time goes on
#mann though#like good job Jaiden!#but oof I might have to try and push for a diagnosis myself#I was just gonna wait until a major burnout or something (horrible I know but while I'm under my parents' insurance they'd want some obviou#evidence - plus they're in the camp of thinking “it's just me”#since my mom has similiar problems and uses calendar apps and “discipline” and “organization” to get by)#but actually dang#I might want to hurry that process up#adhd#autism#(since she's also autistic but we don't talk about it [yet?])#jaiden animations
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i am definitely the only person who cares about this but I was re-reading parts of Sea of Monsters (irrelevent as to why) and. in the chariot race. well, a.) The Ares cabin has skeleton horses. where did they get skeleton horses? and then, actually more confusingly, b.) almost all the other chariots besides Hephaestus cabin (they have automatons) have normal horses. not pegasi. Percy actually specifically identifies the Apollo chariot’s horses by breed which is very funny to me because Of Course He Would but like. We never see CHB have normal horses at any other point in time? Where did they get the horses?
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#chb#Camp Half-Blood#camp halfblood#WHERE DID THESE RANDOM NORMAL HORSES COME FROM#and what happened to them??? we never see them again?#did they just like. borrow the horses from some place nearby or something#which just kind of raises further questions of if they did why are these horses trained to pull chariots#actually just in general how are these horses trained to pull chariots even if they are from chb#cause they hadnt done chariot races in ages and so presumably there was no reason for them to train them to do that again#it was just kind of a spontaneous decision thing and its not like Percy had to talk all the horses into participating or anything#because he was kind of busy at that point#though arguably that'd be so much funnier cause then the other cabins could try to blame their losses on Percy#by insisting that he *bribed their horses*#i have more notes about random details from sea of monsters that i will get into later someone remind me#im gonna queue this so just whenever this posts someone poke me or something
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not to be a bitch but like. i can never take "ohhhh kon is soOOoOoo sad about tim/ber uwaahhhh he's in love with tim but it's unrequited waaahhhh" angst seriously because like... i get it, the only thing you know about kon is that he's the other half of a popular m/m tim ship, but uh. rebirth kon is living an existential fucking nightmare. i think he's got way bigger fish to fry than whether the tim who only kind of remembers him at all is dating some other guy lmao
#rebirth tim even after getting his memories of kon back feels more like at least some of them are very vague and dreamlike#and of course ymmv interpretation wise but to me. if my friend no longer remembers formative experiences they shared with me clearly#i would not feel like they are the exact same friend i lost. i think that's a horrifying kind of grief. this is not the same person#like in yj19 tim refers to the memory yj98 issue 7 camping trip as being like a dream he once had#and kon has to be like uh that was real#like SORRY I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THAT PRESSED ABOUT PRIME EARTH TIM'S DATING LIFE LMAO#SUPERMAN doesn't remember him and you're telling me he's moping about BERNARD??????#anyway. this has been another episode of ''i like timkon but everyone else in the timkon tag is my fucking enemy'' with rimi merils#holds up a knife. appreciate kon as a character outside of tim or else. i am no longer asking#rimi talks#kon
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