#I just freaking love this doofus

[readyforthegarden]

[lamnwar]

Rivals in bed // Aomine Daiki x Fem!Reader x Kagami Taiga

MDNI 18+ knb kinktober entry!!

A/N: I can't even say I was horny writing that, I was just being a FREAK (I desperately need to be stucked between aokaga I'm beggiiiing)

Context: You've got a masterplan for your two hot friends and they're clearly not prepared for any of it.

Warnings: Threesome, nipple play, blowjob, pussy eating, double penetration (includes anal), rough sex, multiple orgasms, that's all I think?

For as long as you’ve known Daiki Aomine, he’s always been all fussy when you bring up your long-time friend Taiga. Well, it could be a lot of things, really. You’re well aware that they were rivals during their high school basketball days, but that was years ago so surely Daiki has grown out of it, right? Right?

Well, that’s merely the beginning of it. You know for a fact that all this attitude when you bring up the red head is a screen of smoke, truly, because deep down he does like him to a certain extent. But as if being rivals on the court isn’t enough, he can clearly see the way you are with Taiga. You don’t hide it at all, with your giggles and touchiness, or the way you always sit so close to him. He may not be the brightest man, but Daiki can be observant when he wants to. So, he never hesitates to retaliate in his own ways – the hands on your waist, or the not-so-subtle kisses on your neck. Yeah, it’s not like Daiki at all to let Taiga win.

Not on the court, not with you.

And what about you, in all that? That is the question that neither of these clueless men has ever asked. Unbeknownst to them, that situation might be the best entertainment you’ve ever had. There’s something thrilling with watching this rooster fight, two men who ravel in confronting each other because they have yet to understand that there is no stronger one. They can beg you to choose one of them, but you’d be stupid to. Objectively speaking Daiki and Taiga might be the hottest guys you know, so there’s no logical reason for you to opt out of a situation where you can have both all for you.

It can all be read in the sly smile you sport on your face on this week’s movie night, with your head on one’s shoulder and your legs resting on the other’s lap. You shamelessly tempt the both of them, with that tight tank top that you know Daiki loves to see you in, and the cutest shorts that Taiga chose for you that one time you took him shopping. It can make you laugh, knowing that you’ve got both wrapped around your fingers, waiting impatiently to know which one of them will win you over – and really, the answer is none and both at the same time. Not everything is a competition, that is one fact that can hardly be comprehended by these two thick heads. Yet, here they are, minds occupied by the same thought: who will you choose to fuck, at last?

And once again, the answer is quite simple. It all starts with your soft kisses on Daiki’s neck, making him purr like an animal in need, while you feel Taiga’s grasp on your thigh tighten almost painfully as he watches your exchanges with his rival. How can he sit quietly and let those hands that aren’t his roam your sides and hug your waist?

“Fuck, get a room you two” he groans, his annoyance blatant in his tone.

You chuckle, your feet caressing his thigh with the kind of softness that confuses him. He’s truly baffled by your every move – you want him, yet you don’t. Always lighting a fire in the pit of his stomach but never letting the flames consume all of him. For a man so used to being the in control, it is fairly unsettling to find himself in such predicament. But god, you are such a hot thing that he cannot retreat and let it go.

“What’s that, Taiga? Don’t be jealous” you laugh softly. “I have enough lovin’ for the both of you.”

“Not sharing you with that doofus” Daiki clicks his tongue, which amuses you even more.

You lean away from both, a playful pout painted on your pretty face. How can they not get aroused by such a succubus? Eyes innocent, safe for the mischievous glint in them – it feels like a sin to stare into them, but they both can’t help it. It’s an ache that trails their entire body, all the way to their cocks that just need to feel you, even if it’s just once.

“What if I want you both? Can’t you even do it for me?”

Fuck. You know how to play your cards well, because that’s the one thing that can get both of them to put their egos aside and fold already. It’s almost pitiful how easy you get them to eat right in the palm of your hands, making them puppets that you toy with at your whim. For you? Shit, for you, they’d even jump from a bridge.

“You… you mean a threesome?” asks the red-haired man with a slight blush on his face.

“Uh-huh”, you nod, the sweetest smile on your lips, “call me greedy but there’s nothing that I want more than my two favourite boys.”

“You’re a freak, doll!”

Daiki’s laugh echoes around the room, the grin on his face being anything but a good omen. You’ve figured that he’d be the one who’d be more willing to agree to your plan. From time to time, he only thinks with his dick; and his dick has been in probation for so long waiting for you. So yeah, fuck that, he will have a threesome with his longtime rival if that means he finally gets a taste of you.

“Think of it as a compliment” you point, settling back between the two Adonis. “I literally can’t think of any other guys I want just as much as you two.”

“That’s insane…” Taiga lets out a sigh, but that doesn’t stop you.

You’ve known him long enough to know that the intention is there, and honestly, it was only going to take that long before someone, at last, tap into his freakiest side. It only takes your pretty face and your sweet voice in his ear to work the magic. Kisses at the corner of his lips when you purr your spell.

“Say what you will, I know the idea makes you hard.”

He can’t bother to deny it – he’s been longing for you, so much that the little that you give him is way too much already. You feel your clit ache at the sight of the tent in his loose pants, and it gets worse when you look back at the dark-skinned beauty that stares at you with a carnal smile. He is a hungry man, and you are the meal he’s been waiting for like a man starving.

Here you are, letting your lips do all the convincing with Taiga. He can’t help but fall for your kisses, the taste of your tongue against his. He’s been waiting for so long just to get that much, strong body pushing you back against Daiki. You groan, falling against his toned chest as his hands go straight to your breasts.

“Fuck…”

You’re a dream, truly. The best tits he’s ever touched, soft and warm in his hold. Head buried in the crook of your neck as he gropes you shamelessly, while another man messily makes out with you. You let out a giggle, euphoric from the scene. That might be the result of months of work, trying to get them both so deep into you that they cannot refuse you a thing. Isn’t that the summum of pleasure, being nestled between two men that crave you like flowers crave the sun and rivers crave the rain?

You can’t help the moan that leaves your throat when Daiki tugs at your nipples, his malicious fingers having found the route to your sensitive buds; and feeling Taiga’s erection press against your thigh doesn’t help either. You can only lay back and let them have their fun. Two pairs of hands that roam your body in full worship, taking in every inch, every curve. You grind back against them, panties soaked from the god-sent feeling of two dicks poking at you.

“Babe, you’re making me so fucking hard I might just come from seeing you” you hear a grunt in your ear.

You laugh, taking in the compliment. Who would have thought that it can be so easy to make them fall? You’re amused, shamelessly expressing your joy as Daiki pulls your top over your breasts, letting his hands squeeze and tease them as if he’s never touched a woman before. But what really gets you is Taiga’s hungry mouth, previously on your neck and now wrapped around your nipple to give it a hard suck. You gasp, surprised to even see your body being so sensitive. Daiki sucks his teeth, one of his hands leaving your breast to find the other man’s face.

“D’you really gotta take what’s mine?”

“Like you got all rights reserved on her tits.”

“Should I pity you? Even your dumbass knows it’ll take nothing from me to make her come.”

You sit there, stuck in another one of their childish dispute – although this one might be a new one. You can’t place in any word, watching them fight while they touch you, body squirming and mind confused.

“Bet your ass, idiot” groans Taiga. “I’ll make her come first.”

“You fucking…” strong hands hoist you up by the waist, and before you can even figure what is happening, you find yourself thrown other the basketball player’ shoulder as his rival trails behind you. “Game on, but just know that you can’t beat me on that field.”

You’re thrown on your bed, the two men rushing to strip in an almost comical way before they come back to you. Taiga’s fingers hook in the waistband of your shorts, pulling them down after you give him an eager nod. He watches as you give them the delicious sight of your pussy in those pretty panties, a visible wet spot at the centre.

“Drenched already? That’s sweet.” He chuckles, kissing the shell of your ear as curious fingers run across the spot. “Say, I did that to you?”

You hear a cackle beside you, eyes meeting Daiki’s cock before you get them to look at his face.

“That’s my doing, yeah.”

“Actually – “

Your sentence is cut short by the feeling of the fresh air against your pussy, making you realise that you’ve been discarded of your panties. You look between your legs, finding Taiga’s cheek squished against the plump of your thigh while he looks at your cunt. Gorgeous, he thinks, watching your honey-soaked folds, and that cute hole that begs for some touch.

“Say that you want me to eat you out.”

You nod without hesitation, huffing out an impatient “yeah”, to which he laughs softly. As if it’s not enough that you are the most beautiful and sexy being he’s ever encountered, you have to be the cutest too. You bite your lip, his hot breath fanning over your erected clitoris. Prayers run through your mind for time to pass at once, and let you feel his mouth against your cunt. The first stroke of his tongue makes your eyelashes flutter, head thrown back to meet Daiki again.

“Say you wanna suck my cock, too.”

Damn. How can you say overwise and don’t lie? Your eyes roam over his length, and you find yourself almost salivating at the sight of what might be the biggest dick you’ve ever seen. Thick and long, so fucking hard that it feels immoral not to take care of it.

“Of course I do” you mewl, your hand finding its way to his shaft.

Your caresses are torturous, yet so divine. He swears, unconsciously pushing his hips closer to your face. Your giggles fall on his angry tip, just a mere second before you wrap your lips around it. He swears, pushing into your mouth as slowly as he can, but hell, Daiki Aomine has never been a patient man.

You groan, the movements of your tongue being mirrored by Taiga’s between your leg. You can’t concentrate on either – partly drunk on the taste of the blue-haired man’s cock and partly melting under the red-haired man’s tongue. It’s insane and overwhelming, burying Taiga’s face further in your cunt so he can quench his thirst with your nectar, all while you drool on Daiki’s dick.

You make a mess, saliva dripping down your chin and arousal dripping down your thighs. Taiga can’t even feel a thing except your exquisite taste on his tastebuds and the pain of his erection in his boxers. Oh, how he wishes to get his cock so deep into you that it’s impossible to pull out. It doesn’t help when you squirm and whimper, unable to restrain your upcoming orgasm. He groans against your cunt, sucking on your clit to take you where he wants you to go.

“Fuck! Ah…” you mumble around Daiki’s cock, making him twitch in your mouth.

There’s a blank in your mind for a few seconds, and next thing you know, you’re swallowing a load of cum while you try to get your pussy away from the starving man between your legs.

“D’you come for me? Shit, too soon. I wanna feast on that pussy” Taiga grunts, reluctantly leaving the comfort of being between your legs.

Daiki chuckles, pulling his dick out of your mouth. It’s a drunk laugh, one that doesn’t find any justification. He surprises himself with how much he’s let out down your throat, but nothing amazes him more than you.

“Sweet mouth” he coos, leaving a kiss on your swollen lips, “she’s a swallower, huh?”

Taiga scoffs, finding a land of agreement with his rival. There is no doubt that you are a special one. Your taste lingers on his tongue, a drug that he already craves but he has no choice but to hold back to let you get over your orgasm. You face is a whiteboard on which your sensations write their names.

Pleasure. Desire. Overwhelmed. Aroused. Euphoric. Hungry. Desperate. Please, for fuck’s sake, can they dick you down already?!

You whimper needily the moment Taiga finally leaves his underwear to lay somewhere on the floor of your room, giving you a full view of what God gifted him with. It’s longer than Daiki’s, maybe not as thick, but surely monstruous. Enough to make both your mouth and your cunt salivate. You are high on your lust, hands stroking him as you look between them both.

“Say what you wanna Taiga, but I’m craving that pussy more than you ever can.”

“Fuck off” he grunts when you run your thumb over his tip, “either way we gotta find a way for this to work.”

The other man hums in agreement, his eyebrows furrowed as he seems deep in thoughts. To be fair, he’s never found himself in a situation where he has to share a pussy with another guy, let alone his biggest competitor. For all he cares, he’ll take you right here and now and have things go his way. But this isn’t about him, no, it’s about you. He can see clearly in your eyes that you want both of them to fill you up, and it’ll be incredibly selfish to ask you to choose.

“Can you take both, pretty?” he asks, tilting his face towards his.

The attentive look in his eyes takes you aback – he’s never looked so considerate, yet you can’t help but curse at yourself. Surely, in other circumstances, you would have replied yes to his question. But you have to face the fact that these two have the biggest dicks you’ve ever seen, and it’ll be insane to even try to take both at the same time.

“No…” you shake your head with a pout, “but I have another hole, don’t I?”

Your response gets the two men to exchange a startled look. Have they heard you well? But there is no denying it, you look all serious about this. An incredulous laugh leaves Taiga’s lips as he looks at your face.

“No shit… I’ve always wanted that ass of yours.” He chuckles, fingers running through your hair tenderly. “You sure about that?”

“Yeah. I can take it, not my first time.”

“Hm, I bet it isn’t.”

They smile at you, before you find yourself flipped to your stomach. You’re lost for a minute, wondering what’s going on before you look over your shoulder, finding them both looking at your ass. It is, indeed, a tempting sight. Those cheeks so plump, and that tight little hole that glistens from your arousal that has dripped down to it. It’s so tempting, that it feels like a blessing that you’ve even brought the subject on the table.

“Can I? Gotta prep you if you’re gonna take either of us there.”

“Please…”

Your begging doesn’t happen in vain, as you feel a thick finger slowly push past the rim of your hole, the sensation foreign yet familiar. It’s a particular sting that progressively fades to pleasure, making your back arch and your ass push back to meet the finger that thrusts into you.

“You have lube, pretty?”

You nod, pointing to your bedside table so Daiki can get the bottle out. It’s all a daze before you find yourself lifted on the man’s body, Taiga settling behind you. Two hard and leaking cocks pressed against each of your holes, waiting for the opportunity to push inside of you and make you feel good. You used to be the one making all the decisions, yet here you are one the verge of begging for any of them to stick it in. Your desperate sighs don’t fall on deaf ears, the kisses on your face and on your back easing you up before you finally feel Daiki’s tip push between your folds.

“Ngh! Fuck…”

His moves are languid and slow, the harsh grip of his hands on your hips driving you insane. He can’t help but dig deeper in your tight walls, just so he can see your tits jiggle in his face as you take him. You gasp, your pleasure multiplied when you feel Taiga’s lube covered dick at your other entrance, painfully teasing. You whine, need tainting all your sweet noises and it doesn’t take long before he finally fills your tight hole, watching you moan like a slut from the inches he’s been giving you.

Here you are, both holes stretched like they’ve never been before, as they both ram into you in a lewd song of groans and moans. You are losing your mind, fantasies that you’ve been having for months around your two friends finally unfolding in a reality that feels way better than you could have imagined. Your sweat dripping on Daiki’s skin while Taiga’s hot breath kisses your nape.

“Fuck that Daiki, I’m gonna fill her up” you hear the red-haired man groan behind you.

“Jesus, you’re not the only one… shit, pussy too good…”

“Yeah! Please… want you to come inside of me.”

Your shameless mewl is almost all it takes to bring them both over the edge. You can feel yourself on the brink of explosion, your body aching so good that you might pass out from it. You are properly fucked, impaled on two of the best dicks to ever exist. Meanwhile, it’s a race to who gets to fill you with cum the fastest. You’re quickly washed over by a mind-blowing orgasm, mind lost in an intoxicating fume of lust. You can barely process it that their thrusts become messier. You are squished between their bodies, crying their names when they finally burst inside of you.

The moment is followed by a silence that is only bothered by your tired pants. The moment they pull out leaves you feeling empty all of the sudden. But your heart is quickly filled when they pull you in their arms, sweet caresses to your overworked body as praises fall in your ear.

“So... who won this one?” one of them asks.

You laugh tiredly, leaving two slaps on both of their chests.

“I did, dumbasses.”

[spextr1m]

Growing up with Ben Tennyson (headcanons-Scenario)

⚠️ = Spoilers, jealousy, kidnapping, mutation (reader), Mpreg, swearing, Ben's hand is the Thing from Addams Family, heartbreak moments, childhood enemies to lovers (sorta of?), arachinchimp coded reader, fear of rejection, OOC Ben

A/N: Gender neutral reader

10-11 years old

- You first met him when Ben was framed

- It didn't go off well was because he was being brat which led you getting irritated

- You two are pretty much schoolmates in same school but you didn't know him well

"Bleh! I am not gonna hang out with other doofus!" Ben crosses his arms and makes a face only you get irritated

"Will you just SHUT up?" You immediately riled up and replied back.

- Even though you're quite an opposite of him, it didn't stop you from calling him out

- Only you realized that he's hiding something from you which is him being "Silly" (to cover up his fear)

- But if you get kidnapped by aliens or human like, it's time for Ben to confess that it should've be him not you (Remember Gwen got kidnapped and he went apeshit) shows that he does care for you.

- You two like Sumo Slammers which strengthen your bond with him.

- That's where he'll open up to you although slowly.

-When Ben unlocked Feedback and favoring that alien, you cant help but to feel replaced so you got heartbroken the way that he favors Feedback.

- Remember how he's secretly sorry for Kevin? Yeah you're conflicted whether you should feel bad for him or... No.

- But in return, you tease Gwen for simping over Kevin

- You and Gwen get along quite well

-You ended up crushing on Ben but you felt tad sad that he has a crush on Kai.

- Unfortunately before the event of AF-Omniverse, your parents have to move out of town and you bid farewell to Tennyson family.

15-16 years old

-You went back in Bellwood and you'd think that nothing change in here until.. It sorta did?

- Gwen is now mature while Ben... Well

-He's now showing maturitiy besides him being silly all the time

-You headed to Mr. Smoothie and being overwhelmed by its changes until you bumped into a green jacket

"Oh sorry, I didn't see you here" You apologize to that guy who's standing by

"Y/N?" Your eyes shot opened when you hear familiar voice and you looked at this person revealing to be Ben.

-You two at first, awkward since you two haven't talk for long time now until he broke the silence about how you're doing in other town

- Turns out you have a boyfriend (which he congratlute you but tingle of jealousy filled him), your parents are very much bus than the usual, and normal life too than him.

- You're also shocked when you realized that Ben was preggo (pregnant) was because of Big Chill being a seahorse

"Wait, you're a mother this whole time????" Your jaw drops when you see mini versions of Big Chill, now staring at Ben who's also disbelief

"Uhhhh yeah?" He's embarrassed that he gave birth to mini Big Chill while staring.

"Damn... No wonder why you ate a pickle" He's surprised you notice smallest details about him but secretly happy that you notice small details about him.

"The next thing was you supposed to be stringray alien but then you ended up becoming THAT thing!" Of course you didn't know about his new aliens' names to be honest with you, you get mixed up with Big Chill and Jetray was because they're both flying aliens well sometimes.

-Sometimes you made a joke that Kevin loves his car than Gwen

-Which Ben spit his smoothie, laughing his ass off.

"He's planning a wedding and his bride would've be a car-" You made a comment about Kevin's car only Ben spit his smoothie, laughing his ass off while his hand slapping your back.

"What? I'm being honest-" Which it also makes him laugh harder.

-You also freaked out that Ben's hand was sentient and crawling onto you which you immediately threw his hand at almost everything including him

"BENJI, YOUR FUCKING HAND IS CRAWLING AGAIN-" You freaked out as you began to grab Ben's hand which also makes Kevin laugh at you freaking out

"NOT FUNNY DUDE!" You added up right after you threw his hand at the wall, annoyed that Kevin continues to laugh.

-Unfortunately, your parents had to call you again to go back to other town which you bid bye to Ben again hoping you'll return someday.

-Bad luck tells you that, your boyfriend has broken up with you because two of you are now pursuing different school times and distant too.

-Ben got famous thanks to that kid who exposed his identity to the entire damn fucking world which you cannot help but to be worried about him and his family which adds his burdens as a teen.

-Luck is in your hands that your parents moved back to Bellwood

-You're also shocked to hear that Ben and Julie broke up (Writers fucked up their love life)

- So fame gets to his head that he becomes arrogant so bad that you called him out (he apologizes afterwards and wants to make it up for you)

- Unfortunately because of alien shenanigans, you ended up being... mutated into an alien. You immediately freaked out bout your new form and have many thoughts that Ben wouldn't like your ugliness and your parents rejecting you for being a mutant.

- Since you now see yourself as a "monster", you immediately distance yourself from Ben which he cannot help but to be worried about you.

- Like he ASKS Gwen what to do when your friend went missing and she replied that he'll find you.

- Okay now setting to Omniverse, still cocky teenager boi but he does concern for you

- Like if you have an ID mask, Ben will ask plumbers to track while worrying for you.

- It wasnt until a random ass villain and then you of course, you have basic knowledge about your newfound powers thanks to the id mask that makes you unrecognizable even though you easily forgetting your own face.

- *Inserts Ben fighting villain*

-You try to save Ben only the mask got knocked off immediately exposing your true form

-You freaked out when you see yourself again which you began to run away until Ben stops you from running away

"WAIT DONT GO Y/N!" He stops you from running away, fearful that he didn't like you AT all.

"Just go away, Ben." You shoo him away while distancing yourself away from him, his eyes are shot opened when he sees you in that mutant form

"Where have you've been? I haven't see you for time like this and... I've thought that I'd lose you." Ben shows his concern towards you for going missing, his eyes are filled with sad, care and worry..

But you take it as rejection, this self loathing intensifies that he didn't like you for being a mutant which you sadly looking down which also makes Ben begins to reassure you

"I don't really think you're hideous." Your eyes blinked, registering what he said, his footsteps getting near to you and his voice is now sincere.

"You.. Think so?" Your extra arms are crossing while your other arms are hanging, still saddened that you look like this.

"Of course! Do you really think I'll reject you because you're no longer human? I don't care what other people think of you so please... Y/N, let me help you." Ben offers his hand for you, at first you'd thought he's bluffing until you offer your hand which he pulled you into a hug.

You and Ben slowly blossomed into more than friends

-You continue to wear an ID mask but in the indoors, you showed up your mutated form and hang out with him but the outdoors, you still continue to wear ID Mask unless if its Undertown

- You two usually hang out in Undertown

-If Ben has bad day, don't worry you'll comfort him

- But if you have shitty day, Ben will also comfort you

- These feelings showed more

- Who kiss first?: Ben

- You slowly reverting your old personality

- He lets you mess his hair up

[meanbossart]

i always love asking ppl this; how does your character (du drow) see themselves .vs. how they are seen by others (loved ones, friends, acquaintances, etc)

That is a good question!

When it comes to his self-perception, DU Drow assumes he cuts a very intimidating and off-putting figure at worst - and someone impressive and powerful at best.; he doesn't care either way as long as it favors him in either being left alone or getting what he wants out of people. He believes himself to appear confident and as having little regard for other people besides for his tight-knit group of friends and partner. He does believe that he's reliable - and even caring, as weirdly as he may express it. Not particularly intelligent but not dense enough to seem like an idiot. When it comes to more complex stuff - his needs, wants, beliefs, and how that comes across - his self-understanding is extremely lacking and vague. He doesn't have much of a point of comparison, however, so he doesn't really grapple with that.

When it comes to strangers (at least on the surface) he is pretty much right that he comes across as a scary, powerful person. Funnily enough, in the Underdark he is way less impressive to most of the population - a strange sight nonetheless, but his tactics don't work as well on it's citizens. Most drow don't know what to make of him, and generaly don't take him seriously or assume him to be half-something else or even not a drow at all.

(Shadowheart's and Astarion's POVs below, NOTE: these are based on what their relationships are like at the end-game/post-game, obviously there would be some significant differences if we were to talk about first-impressions and so on)

Shadowheart, being his closest friend, sees DU drow as kind of a doofus. She understands him as an animal with simple motivations and impulses, and has no real interest in pushing him to be anything else - in fact she envies how simplistically DU drow seems to view life and every hurdle that it throws his way, and looks up to him for seeming largely unaffected by his circumstances and unburdened by the things he has done/have happened to him. She does think he's a very fun person to be around - and someone she can say anything to and trust him to tell her exactly whats on his mind back, and generally tell her to pull herself by the bootstraps instead of letting her wallow in misery - she has overall a lot of respect and appreciation for the guy, though she doesn't express it too often since she thinks his ego is inflated enough. She isn't afraid or unnerved by him in the slightest and is kind of amused at how much other people are - she pretty much forgets that he looks like a freak.

As his romantic partner, Astarion's perception on him is fairly different. He thinks a bit more highly of Du drow's intellect than it probably appears, and finds it frustrating that he guy just doesn't seem to want to entertain a lot of... Thinking. He knows he can be perceptive and insightful based on how he treats him, but for whatever reason never applies that to himself, and the more they grow to know each other the more he thinks it's just a barrier DU drow has set up so he doesn't have to grapple with the things he's done and what he is. He is under no illusions that DU drow isn't a egoistical, blood-thirsty person (he likes those things about him, anyway) but worries that one day something will click in his brain, and all that willful ignorance will culminate into something terrible. He also thinks DU drow is a far more empathetic person than himself.

He really likes DU drow's company for his unfiltered demeanor - he thinks he's funny and a good listener (lol) and finds a lot of comfort in being with someone who seems incapable of hiding how they feel about him and their relationship, and doesn't think DU drow has much capacity for being manipulative or deceptive. Naturally he adores how much DU drow seems willing to devote himself to him, but it bothers him that it sometimes seem to veer into weird, damsel-in-distress-fantasy territory. Basically there's a lot about the guy that Astarion both likes and doesn't simultaneously.

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

Eddie thinking he's a suave ladies' man as he tries to talk to you but realising he has no game whatsoever. You find it endearing.

Minors dni, Eddie being adorable and flustered, fluffy fic.

Don't copy, reuse or repost my work.

❤️

In his head, he thinks he's suave, charming and a ladies' man but in reality, he blushes and makes a doofus of himself in front of pretty girls.

Eddie has a major crush on you and he doesn't know what to do. He couldn't stop thinking about you.

He spends most of his time talking to Uncle Wayne or the guys, they are used to his chaotic energy and goofball shit.

Most girls ignore, roll their eyes at him or call him "freak"

The small few that do notice him, who have flirted back, who he's met at shitty dive bars don't stick around long.

You were talking to Chrissy, he opened his mouth to say hello but his voice came out all squeaky and made him curse himself out in his head.

So when he saw you for the first time he acted like he was confident, cool and shit but in reality he was a mess inside.

To him, you were beautiful, sweet and an angel on earth, some mythical type of elven princess from LOTR, a goddess.

Chrissy looked at him all sympathetic and introduced you to him while he called himself several names in his head.

He missed the shy smile you sent his way, the intrigued look as he skulked off in the opposite direction hoping to forget the disaster of a first meeting.

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After that Eddie attempted to show off while he was near your vicinity. Hoped you would notice him while he was strutting around like a peacock on the Hellfire lunch table and throwing his daily insult at Jason.

It might have worked in theory if he didn't notice you actually staring over at him one time and he froze, like a deer in headlights.

Kinda like this.

Then as he jumped off the table he managed to trip over his own feet, face plant on the floor and shoot back up like nothing had happened.

He really hoped you didn't notice that.

But you did, the Hellfire boys snickered in the background until he gave them one of his death glares and they shut up immediately.

He was so pathetic at this. In his mind, he was certain he was all cool and suave but in real life he was having no luck wooing you.

Rock stars wouldn't have this problem he told himself sullenly with a pout on his face.

A pout that you thought was cute as fuck, however Eddie didn't know that yet.

❤️

After a little while Eddie was ready to give up, he tried speaking to you but got all tongue-tied and overacted to show that he wasn't sweating his ass off while you looked at him with your pretty eyes.

He was forced to realise he didn't have much game as he thought he did and was considering asking Steve for help. The chicks all loved him right?

Stupid, stupid son of a bitch he berated himself as he stomped to away from his usual spot in the woods still sulking.

With minutes to spare until he had to get to class, he grudgingly gets up.

Just one week left until he graduated this hellhole he consoles himself.

His army crawling to a D in Miss O'Donnell's class finally paid off.

Then you walked up to him as he got to the school entrance and he felt his heart stutter in his chest.

"Hi, Eddie" you murmur and you sound like you are nervous, shy too just like how he feels.

Why were you nervous? Did your friends tell you he was mean and scary or something?

"Hi, uh sweetheart" Yeah, nice going doofus he scolds himself.

"I was wondering if you had a date for prom?" he blinks, once, twice, then shakes his head.

He planned on avoiding prom like the plague, conformist bullshit he told himself. Though if he was honest he would have sucked it up and gone for you. If you wanted.

Not that you would ever ask but he would.

"Nah, not my thing sweetheart" is it his imagination or did you look disappointed? You had guys ask you for weeks but you turned them down much to the relief Eddie felt when he saw it happen.

"Oh, okay. I just thought if it was your type of thing then maybe we could have gone together but it's not so uh cool" You look up at him through your lashes and he thinks his brain short circuits.

...

You, the most beautiful girl he had ever met in his life wanted to go with him.

"Why would you want to go with me?" he asks stunned because hasn't he been making an ass of himself for weeks and weeks now? Months even.

"Because you're cute, endearing, actually to me you're super fucking hot and I struggle to know what to say around you"

Did he end up getting to class after all and he was daydreaming? No... no this was very real and he shrugged off the nerves he was feeling and grinned.

"Milady, I would love to go to prom with you" The look on your face, the joy makes his heart ping in delight.

"Great, I really like you, Eddie" You move closer to him and before he knows it he's kissing you and you're kissing him back and everything is fucking incredible.

❤️

The rest of Hellfire was stunned as you joined their table and settled on Eddie's knee while kissing his cheek.

He heard Jason's shout of shock and lazily flipped him the bird, he was too into his girl to notice.

His, you were his. He couldn't believe it.

"Dude, how??" Lucas asked him stunned, mirroring Dustin and Mike's look, he winked at his sheeples and shrugged.

"Couldn't resist the Eddie Munson game could you princess?" you giggle and press a kiss to his lips and he basks in the glow of your beaming smile and that gorgeous giggle.

Eddie felt like a rockstar, 86 was his year, just like he suspected.

[exhausted-exho]

Spider-Pez

Imagine Pezzy as Spider-Man. There’s so many little moments I can think of but here’s the most prominent ones.

Before you know he’s Spider-Man, you have two crushes. Your cute lab partner in chemistry and the hero who saved your life a few months back. It all happened so fast. You were running late to class one day-balancing a work schedule and college classes was hectic-and as you were crossing the street a car came hurtling towards you. You didn’t have much time to process anything other than the fact that the little white walking person was still featured on the signs on either side of the road.

Yet here you were, about to get decimated by a bright pink SUV. 

Then, out of nowhere, a red and blue blur registered in the corner of your eye before an arm was around your waist and you were hurtling through the air. A strangled scream escaped your mouth as your hands grabbed at any spare bit of his suit. From your new vantage in the sky, you watched the pink SUV fly by, not even slowing down.

When you touched down on a roof, your brain went into overdrive. Trying to catch up and process what just happened. Panting, you fell to your knees and looked up at your savior, who was a bit frantic as he tried to make sure you were okay.

Spider-Man.

You were sitting on a rooftop with freaking Spider-Man. 

And he just saved you from getting hit by a car.

I almost got hit by a car. 

The realizations hit slowly until your brain can fully catch up. From that moment on, you’d wake up at night, remembering what it felt like to have his arms around you and how giddy it made you feel when his adorable worry made him panic.

Your lab partner was a similar story. Not the Saving-Your-Life part but the adorable worry. First day of class, your professor had picked partners for each of you and you ended up with Max. Pezzy, as he went by on local Spider-Man forums. The man loved to keep up with the local hero.

Teaming up with him was a stroke of luck. His cute fluffy hair, his tired eyes, his contagious laugh. And, of course, his worry three weeks into class when a bit of mercury got on your forearm. 

As soon as it happened, you let out a sharp hiss and a curse, setting down the rest of the beaker before moving straight to the sink. Max followed, rational through his panic, directing me to wash it all off while he yelled for the professor to come over.

Luckily, you just had a mild rash for a while, but for the next two weeks of classes, Max hovered, making sure your bandage was always secure and that you were alright. 

Altogether, the cuteness had you absolutely down bad for both men.

Finding out had you quite literally facepalming. How much more obvious could it have been? There’d been quite a few times you came across Spider-Man after he saved you. Sometimes he walked you home, sometimes he brought you snacks, sometimes he just wanted to take you up to a rooftop to have some company.

Yet you only ever saw Max in class. Otherwise he was busy. He’d always say work, but who’s schedule was that intense?

But their habits were identical when it came to you. The days Spider-Man walked you home were the days you didn’t have chemistry. The days you did have chem, Max told you to text him when you got home. 

Both always worrying about you and always wanting to know you better. They had the same body language, the same inflections as they spoke, hell they had the same voice. How oblivious could you be?

So when you were kidnapped by some villain wanting to take Spider-Man down at his weak point, of course he rescued you. And of course, when he finally got you safely home, he hung upside down from your parent’s porch roof and unmasked himself to kiss you before he left, giving you a full view of Max’s face as he flushed red as the chemical burn you’d gotten all that time ago and swung away.

You’d immediately texted him, calling him a doofus. 

After finding out, you find yourself both relieved and constantly stressing. On one hand you no longer had to try and pick between the two men since they were the same damn one but on the other now you had twice as much reason to worry about the hero. 

He was your boyfriend, afterall, who wouldn’t worry?

However you allowed yourself the luxury of going with him on quieter nights, sitting on a safe roof top while he surveyed the surrounding blocks before moving on with you in one arm. You said it was to cure your boredom. To alleviate your worry.

Which it was.

But it was also to be able to appreciate the view as you went with him. The way the suit hugged his shoulders and chest was too good to let go unappreciated. Especially given the fact that he was yours. You could check him out all you wanted with no shame. You knew he did the same to you whenever you sat on the edge of a roof in his hoodie and a pair of leggings just waiting for him to come sweep you up again.

Maybe you were a distraction now since he was always worried about you both on and off patrol (and because he generally couldn’t keep his eyes off you-not since the first day he saw you) but you also kept him from being too lonely. Because even when you weren’t with him, he either had you in his ear or was texting you. You were his personal good luck charm and he was never letting you go. 

Just as you were never letting go of your Spider-Max.

[yeeterthek33per]

Love it, Love you (Caitlin Foord x Reader)

A/n requested

Summary: You and Caitlin are filming for the disney matildas series.

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Slow motion scene of Caitlin bounding over to you on the sideline, hands grabbing your face, pressing your lips together after scoring against Spain. There's a soft flow of piano music over the top.

"Ya know, I don't think we ever really explained that one to the girl's either."

Caitlin chuckles softly and shakes her head in agreeing negativity. Both of you are sitting on the white couch in your house in London. You're tucked under her arm.

"Yeah, no, I don't think we'd told them at that point. So I think they kind of freaked out on us after the game."

You lean off the couch with a soft laugh, head in your hands, ruffling your hair slightly.

Caitlin shakes her head with a sigh.

"That's an understatement. Poor Steph, girl was getting bombarded as well. Not that she knew either. Cait and I were just sitting there while they all kind of just lost their minds. Steph looked utterly disappointed that we hadn't told her sooner."

"Your sister.. well."

You give Caitlin a look.

"My sister looked ready to deck you. Macca looked like she would probably have to hold her back and Sam just facepalmed and told the girls to cool it so we could actually answer. Tony didn't even bother sticking around for the whole debacle."

"Yeah, that was a tough one. I don't think Lans has been able to trust me properly since. I love the girl, but man does she hold a grudge."

You slap her on the shoulder with an eye roll.

"Excuse me, you forget you're engaged to her sister here. I imagine any protective older sister would be peaved about one of their best mates suddenly sidling up with their sibling. Also I'd like to point out you could very well still call that woman to help you bury a dead body and she would do so no questions asked. So I'd like to think she still trusts you very much thanks."

Cut to a video of Caitlin celebrating with Alanna after a brilliant header from the defender against Jamaica.

"Don't know if that makes it better, honestly. I'm afraid she'll stick me in my sleep one day."

Cut back to the couch, You give her a playful glare.

"Just because you copped the shovel talk from one of the tallest girls on the team, does not mean she'd actually murder you. At least not without prompting. I can't imagine she would kill you without you doing something first."

Caitlin just turns her head back to the camera with an incredulous look.

"Anyway, that was four days before our third anniversary. Literally two days before I proposed. I think Alanna might have been too late to stop it or you know, try to break us up. Ya know?"

You fake a cough into your balled hand, turning away slightly.

"What? Did she actually try? Oh my god, I swear I will kick her butt if she actually tried."

You whip your head around at her, a disbelieving laugh leaving your lips.

"Oh you'll kick her but will you? What happened to being terrified of her?"

Caitlin keeps her mouth shut and you tut softly, hand resting on her knee.

"That's what I thought. Yes she did try to forbid me from dating you, cinderella style and all. But after some convincing, she switched it up to reminding me that I could still dump you if I changed my mind and she wouldn't totally gut you afterwards."

Caitlin looks dead on into the lense, an unimpressed look of told-you-so playing on her expression. You burst out laughing at that.

"See what I have to deal with? Why did I agree to marry you again?"

You smack her on the chest, backhanded.

"You're the one that proposed doofus."

She just grins cheekily.

"Oh yeah, I did too. is it too late for a refund?"

You roll your eyes, and scoff.

"Give you 'refund'."

She rubs your shoulder, pecking you on the cheek.

"You love me."

"Debatable."

You receive puppy dog eyes in return and poke her nose, a resounding groan as you push her slightly, turning back to the camera again.

The video fades to black and shifts to a new scene between you.

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You're standing in your backyard watching Caitlin run around and play tug of war with Peach.

"I'm so proud of her, everything she does is just phenominal and I'm glad I got to be part of her journey. The moment I got the call from her saying she'd been considered for an Arsenal transfer, it was then I knew I would follow her anywhere."

Cut to footage of Caitlin scoring against Aston Villa.

Cut back to you looking at the brunette, with major heart eyes.

"We were only together for about a few weeks at that point, but having been close friends before then made it feel like longer. She wasn't one hundred percent in it, especially since she thought she'd be leaving me in Australia on my own since Alanna was about to transfer to tottenham too."

Footage switches to Alanna, in a Manchester City hoodie, sitting in her own living room.

"I felt weird, leaving my sister, we'd always been one for one, and this was the first time we'd properly been separated by ocean. She came with me to Orlando and before that, had stayed with our parents. We both got contracted for Sydney and just hadn't really separated after that. Though I was pretty chuffed to find out she was moving closer again, with my best friend at that."

Back to you in the backyard, Caitlin now sat beside you on an outdoor recliner.

"Surprised the hell out of me, getting that call from my manager, he was like, Y/n, I've got big news, Arsenal want you. I think I was so shocked I just laughed. I thought he was one crazy a****** for joking about that. What are the chances I get contracted by the exact same club as her within just weeks of each other. Surprised her too."

Caitlin puffs out a laugh.

"You didn't mention why though. Surprised because I just mopily walk into training, thinking about how to deal with the distance anxiety and just, in you walk, day thirteen of me being in London. 'Hey, sweetheart, how's your day been? Oh yeah by the way, I'm playing here now'."

"To be fair, It was meant to be a surprisez considering I basically had to schedule everything perfectly. Without Steph's help, because ya know, that would've been suspicious."

You lean your head on her shoulder, her hsnd comes up to run through your hair.

"Stephs face was pretty funny though, what are the chances three Aussies all get contracted within just weeks of each other. The older girls were all like 'what is jonas thinking?'. It's definitely been remarkable though, both of them are phenominal and they deserve every bit of everything we achieve with the gunners."

She looks down at you with a loving smile and you grin widely back up at her.

Footage of Steph and Caitlin's starting for Arsenal, standing in the lineup, your face new amongst the starters further down the line, right beside Leah Williamson.

"It was certainly something else. Being able to play with such big names at the time. Kim Little was one in particular that I'd been terrified of in that moment. How many times I'd seen Caitlin go head to head with her. Now I know her better though, she's just a big softy and she's got a soft spot for me, too."

Caitlin shakes her head.

"I think she means spoilt, this one can do no harm in the captains eyes. The baby of the team she likes to claim. Even though she's only like two years younger than me."

You protest.

"Twenty-three was pretty young, obviously not the youngest on the team, but it's not like I was pushing thirty already, jesus."

Caitlin gets an offended look on her face.

"Excuse you, thirty is not even that old. 'Pushing thirty already' you're twenty-six, thats not far from thirty thank you, also don't let Kimmy hear you say that."

You chuckle.

"Eh, she loves me. But you're closer to thirty than me so."

And you poke out your tongue at her. Your girlfriend just looks at the camera again.

"Bloody childish, what do I tell ya?"

You kiss her cheek, a small smirk on your lips.

"You love me."

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Video footage of the two of you making a huge passing play up the left side of the field, playing against England. The ball gets switched in a fast tikki taka motion as you both move up the line. You make a run for the box and it's like Caitlin doesn't even have to look for you as she sends the ball right to your head for you to sneak past Earps, who despite her best efforts, can't make contact with the ball.

Cut to you both walking through a forested walkway outside of the city. A long shot from the back, and then flicks to a full shot at the front as you both slowly walk down the concrete pathway.

"When she received her first call up to the team, she called me frantically, practically balling her eyes out."

"Balling my eyes out, I could hardly talk into the phone to get it out. Coach had called me when I was at home on my own, and Caitlin was in at the office."

"I stand by this, but you'd actually called me at the worst time too. I was sitting beside my coworkers on a mini break, one of them is a physio on the Arsenal team as well as one for where I work. All they hear coming from my phone is just incoherent blubbering, followed by "Babe! I GOT IN!" Of course, I wasn't following exactly what she meant and my dumb brain just went, in like, the ice bath?"

Your laughter rings out at that.

"That's what you thought I meant?"

Caitlin nods slowly, a small blush developing on her cheeks.

"That's just what we'd been talking about at the time, including how you in particular refused to touch the ice baths for the first six months, someone basically had to carry you in with them. So like, I was excited for you to finally have gotten over that fear on your own."

You push her slightly, a loving smile making it's way onto your lips.

"That's really sweet, but no I did that three months after that, when I finally decided to stop being a wuss, now that I was actually playing in the big big big league, I had to. But that's beside the point."

"Uhuh, sure sweets, anyway, when she finally started going into the phone call itself, it did finally click in my head because I never actually explicitly mentioned the ice bath either so we were both still pretty excited, but for different reasons."

"Yeah, I did not like her initial reaction at the time."

"I was still super confused why you were like full sobbing about it though. I was like 'okay, congrats baby, you did it, no big deal'. I think she was ready to hit me after that one."

"Mild understatement."

Caitlin chuckles, bringing your knuckles up to her lips.

"so when she brought up how amazing it felt to finally break onto the national team, I just was like 'Ohhhhh... oh.... OH, Congrats baby!'."

The footage cuts to your hands linked in the between you, her thumb gently caressing the skin there before cutting back to a mid shot of you both from the front as you giggle softly.

"I just kept thinking, what did she think I meant, what does she mean no big deal. Cocky woman. To think I wanted to marry her too. She did get super excited for me, though, after that. She's a little slow, but I love her."

You give her a shit eating grin as she glares at you.

"She's honestly such a little brat sometimes, can you believe this?"

You giggle softly, bumping hips with her.

"You love it."

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Footage of some of the afterparty in the locker room plays, Caitlin clearly in view sculling champagne out of the trophy.

"Back at the Cup of Nations. We were out celebrating in a VIP bar, and they'd given us free entry, the whole team, I mean. There were drinks being passed around every two minutes. I think we were just so ridiculously drunk after that. Steph was the only one not really drunk. "

"Well yeah, to be fair she was kind of... well."

You roll your eyes at the striker.

"She was injured, so she had to kind of not drink. Caitlin, the dumby, dropped her kitbag in the doorway, so when we drunkenly stumbled in, we kicked it out of the way. Out popped the engagement ring. Luckily, I didn't notice. But neither did Caitlin. Steph did though, pretty sure it was the first thing to catch her eye as she dropped us both off in the hotel room. She just picked it up, threw it back in the bag, and when we were both on the beds."

"Relatively."

"Somewhat. She took a photo of us, sent it to Caitlin, and said, "Congrats, don't let Lans see you propose." Not the message I was expecting to see that morning. I'd accidentally picked her phone up.-"

Cut to you sitting at the kitchen island in your house, Caitlin standing at the stove.

"You claim it was accidental, but we both know the truth, babe."

"It was! You left your phone right next to where I charge mine instead of on your own bloody bed side. Anyway! That was how I found out she wanted to propose. Because my lovely fiancee here couldn't put her stuff away. As always."

You give her a mildly playful, unimpressed look.

"Pfft, that was all drunk caitlin, I don't associate with that chick. She's an idiot."

You purse your lips.

"Clearly."

Caitlin stays stirring the pan for a second before turning around suddenly to your suppressed laughter.

"Hey!"

You let it out at that point, shoulders wracked with laughter, head on the bench. When you finally catch your breath, you look at her again, but she's turned back to the stove. What you can't see is the small smile on her lips, which the camera does.

"Love you."

She turns her head slightly to say something back.

"You better. Ya dork."

It's your turn to pout again.

"Hey!"

You gesture to your girlfriend in front of you, eyes in contact with the camera.

"See what I have to deal with? Won't even say it back, so mean."

She turns back to you with a small wink, smirk playing at her mouth.

"You love it."

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The image switches to you both sitting laying back on a lounge chair set up outside the back door, watching the summer sun go down in London.

"I'm so grateful we get to be together throughout this whole experience. She's the love of my life and she's an amazing football player too."

You smile up at her from your place leant against her chest. The camera pans around as you both share a quick kiss.

"I don't know, feels like you've got me beat. I feel like I don't tell you I love you enough."

Caitlin gives a quick glance to the camera lens.

"She does it every two hours and still says that."

You pout up at her. She pinches your cheek softly, kissing you on the forehead.

"You're lucky I love you."

Caitlin looks fully up at the camera this time.

"See?"

"Oh my god. Hush up"

"You love it."

"I love you."

She chuckles and you just shake your head and bring her in for a full kiss. Fade to black.

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[maniacwatchestheworld]

What if only the afterlives that take place in a different space exist within the Ghost Zone? But that all the death gods & reincarnation gods are equally important there?

Perhaps imagine it as being a reflection of the polytheism of the living DC realm? All the death gods

Somehow, I doubt that Pariah Dark was truly the literal king of the Infinite Realms. The very name implies that they are infinite. If he had, why would he be referred to simply as king & not emperor or god-emperor? He was certainly a big enough jackass.

It's possible that he was simply a conqueror &, thus, the right of rulership of the lands of the dead that'd conquered would obviously have changed due to this. However, the likelihood that he managed to conquer literally the entirety of a place that is infinite is nil. Because it is an impossibility in the grand scheme of things.

As such, it's more likely that Danny would've only become ruler over those select areas & not the literal entirety of the afterlife. If anything, I see if being more so that he'll have to cooperate with the vast number of death deities within the IR that constitutes Earth.

I admit, I do have a bias in terms of religion & am obviously going to prefer my own over all others & will believe that it is the right one no matter what & this likely shows in my own theories & worldbuilding.

At the same time, I try to be respectful of the cultures of others. Though, perhaps I can sometimes come across as a bit tone deaf.

And I can definitely understand not liking the white-washing of cultures. I hate it when Hades & Loki are portrayed as evil in a ridiculous attempt to draw parallels to Christianity. Because they aren't Christianity & that isn't how they are in their actual stories. Same with Zeus being portrayed as good, because... woof... He uh... he was messed up. Like, holy cow messed up...

I mean, I can understand a degree of creative liberty. Like, I could understand if the myths were portrayed as being his dark past that he's trying to move on from, but the fact that they aren't even addressed sometimes is... I don't like it.

Nods nods. And hey, no worries. You don't feel particularly tone deaf here. The fact that you're giving this some thought at all is enough for me! And hey. I get the having bias towards your own religion. I'm the same way too obviously. :p

But yeah. I'm alright with this way of going about the Infinite Realms and Ghost Zone in relation to other afterlives. It probably wouldn't be how I would personally want to go about this, but I wouldn't mind seeing works using this particular reading of the Infinite Realms.

And I ABSOLUTELY feel you about the Christianization and flattening of mythological figures. Always a very >:T time for me when I see people portraying Hades as evil. Because like... He's not. Also I can't help but to love Loki. He's such a freaking doofus and I love the he. But yeah... I also get frustrated by the flattening of DC characters within this fandom too... Obviously it's not the same, but the ideas are related so thinking about that just reminded me of that... Just... Siiiiiiigh...

[violetganache42]

And now, a compilation of highlights celebrating our favorite trouble making triplets (so troublesome that they would not stop causing technical difficulties throughout the stream):

Pre-stream

The first highlight before we began the watch party proper

Lottie doing pre-stream entertainment until WriteBackAtYa's laptop was working again… not realizing that it was working again all this time.

"Donald's Nephews"

Dumbella

Dewey wearing an orange shirt

quiltedmushroom: Donald is almost unintelligble Me: "I'll show you unintelligible!"

CANNIBALISM

Me realizing why my "I'll have the duck" comment was considered as "spoilers"

WriteBackAtYa: Why does Studio Ghibli food always look so good?

"Allowance Day"

The return of whitewashed Daffy

"SCROOGE"

GASLIGHTING????

The music when the triplets were pretending to be a radio station

WriteBackAtYa: *suggests Bubba Night* puffywuffy8904: uh oh

WriteBackAtYa: Can't get whiter than 87 Fenton talking amirite!??!

Jeepers

Tokuvivor and I quoting one of the best moments from Scoobynatural (I was HOPING he would reply with "Son of a bitch" and I was not disappointed. XD)

Remembering the triplets broke the economy during Scrooge Night earlier this year

Scrooge making deals with a Banana Republic

Launchpad appearance!

Scrooge attacking a dictator. Why? Because he can.

The entire episode in a nutshell:

Caro pointing how this episode feels like a premise for a Regular Show episode

Uno and "Dead Duck" mentions???

"NOOOOOOOOO"

The expectation of Scrooge saying "Come back here, you little shits." (After what happened, he deserves it. lol)

"The Split Sword of Swanstantine!"

Scrooge failing a spot check and noticing Lena and Violet had tagged along

Speaking of which, Sabrewing sisters appearance!

Scrooge getting suplexed by a woman after mistaking her for Black Heron

Violet: "Should I change out of my pyjamas first or—" Me: "NO TIME! CUE THEME SONG!"

「Meh…」

Just. Dewey it!

All the constant Dewey puns lol

Scrooge and Black Heron getting trapped by societal convention (It was SO awkward for them. lmao)

DO NOT ACCEPT CHECKS FROM THIS MAN

Background buff wolf girl!

Missy: smash rockerduck

Sky pirates cameo!

The Spice Baron saying all cheetahs are cheaters

The Duck-McDuck family revealed to be a global legend thanks to their ongoing adventures

Violet's scream after eating all the spices (I fucking love how her character was fleshed out throughout season 3. lol)

Praising the writers for giving us the three children duos in this episode

Steelbeak appearance!

"And I… I love you?"

(Play dumb!) "What sword?" (Not that dumb!)

THE DUKE OF MAKING A MESS

Lena being a big sister to Huey

Huey unleashing the Duke/McDuck temper on Steelbeak:

puffywuffy8904 pointing out the similarities between Huey and K.O. accepting the Duke and T.K.O. as the respective parts of them

"Your bazaar adventure is over."

"Um… BAIL!"

AFTER HE THAWWWS

"Can't Take a Yolk"

QUACK PACK

Donald suddenly having a six pack

The salesman reminding me of Wes Weasley from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Everyone freaking out about the humans

Us getting secondhand embarrassment from Huey trying to flirt with the blonde twin girls

Donald's OG design appearance

"THOSE ARE CHILDREN, DONALD."

Uncle Doofus (I'm scared. ><)

Praising the fact that Quack Pack gave us one of the best versions of Daisy

Hair color inconsistencies for the twin girls

Remembering Donald was in the Navy

Missy: the fearsome five can split me limb by limb

Palookas

Llewella (Don't deadname Louie like that!)

The Discord lag making this episode an experience™

This episode reminding us of a Darkwing Duck episode

Elvira Coot mention?

LITTLE DONALD! Also…

Me seeing Donald holding and going after a red balloon:

The irony in Dewey trying not to let Donald's egg fall

The episode ending with Donald becoming a giant

All of us needing to process what the fuck happened

Us concluding that this episode singlehandedly caused Discord to break

"The Fight for Castle McDuck!"

Dewey and the viewers learning why Scrooge says "Bless me bagpipes" (thus leading to the implications of a cursed kilt)

"No! Bad nerd!"

WriteBackAtYa commenting how something always ruins Webby's trip to Castle McDuck

MATILDA!

Missy fucking thirsting for Matilda

Huey and Louie walking away grumpily after Dewey hits the former, causing the latter to fall off the chair

The noise Scrooge makes while being put in a headlock

Learning that the art book says Hortense and Quackmore are both alive and living at Elvira's farm (I honestly thought they were dead because of Disney's mandate of the Sensational Six's parents not appearing/having major roles!)

PEPPER!

Phantom Blot Naruto running

This shot of Webby

"If one of these bagpipes kills me, I'm gonna be so mad at you."

Scrooge rubbing Webby's back to comfort her! 💖

"MAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

D O W N W I T H M E

This episode showcasing how it accurately portrays sibling dynamics

Pepper's sneeze

The entire scene of the McDucks struggling to flip the table (My assistance didn't make a difference.)

Us spamming the DedDewd emoji during the BEST scene in the entire episode

"I'MYOURFAVORITE?"

Everyone inserting McScrooge in the family's surnames

Nathan: Does this family do anything other than fight?

Titus, aka Dirty Dingus, biting Fergus

Webby's anxiety about the family splitting up and guilt for causing so many arguments and fights ��

Scrooge, Webby, and Matilda all sharing a hug!

EMUTILDA

Puffy and Missy fighting more than Clan McDuck

SCENES ANIMATED BY KHION YOHANN

"Music Day"

Mortimer jumpscare

Horace mention!

Clara Cluck and Clarabelle Cow appearances!

Pete jumpscare

Imagining a House of Mouse reboot with the DT17 triplets as a boy band (Jet, Turbo, and Rebel are their band names)

puffywuffy8904: I don't know what's hapoening anymore and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

The return of Squirrels in my Pants

Quack Pack jumpscare

LAUNCHPAD MENTION

LUDWIG VON DRAKE APPEARANCE!

Kid HDL being voiced by Tony Anselmo instead of Russi Taylor for some reason

Story Blossom: Louie eats hot dogs in it Me: DT17 Louie is gagging

"DONALD NO"

Us saying DT17 Donald would beat the shit out of the short's version of him

Godfrey: "You're alive?" Me: "You're alive! *faints*" Godfrey: "You forgot to tell Donald?" Me: "Whoops. 😅"

EllaKai: tbf Donald had it coming Godfrey: *singing "Cell Block Tango"*

"Day of the Only Child!"

Us looking forward to this episode!

Dewppleganger

Dewey picking up Webby and spinning her around (Don't you fucking tag this as ship, you sickos.)

"And this is why we need Only Child Day." *smack!*

Another Launchpad appearance!

Jamie and Tokuvivor fanfic shoutouts!

Huey bonding with Bouncer and Burger

Missy: cumin CUMin

(Not during Huey time!)

Learning that the art book also says there were plans for a Bouncer redemption arc and him becoming Scrooge's personal chef, but it unfortunately got scrapped (I remember @real-life-pine-tree and I talking about that idea a few years ago, long before the art book was a thing!)

Doofus' debut in general (I don't blame Louie for spamming the elevator button. ><)

Duckworth mention

"We're dead inside."

Guhmeemama…

"RUN LOUIE RUNNNN"

"What is he gonna do with the umbrella and walnuts?!"

Dewey Dew-Night!

Monseuir Saucy

The severe Discord lag making the stream a funnier experience

Dewey's Louie voice sounding like Miss Piggy

Me: "Webby, you can come out." Everyone: Webby having lesbian thoughts about Lena (I love it! XD)

"'She knows.' Shut up, Louie."

"Brothers again? Brothers again. Triple threat!"

WHATEVER MAKES YOU NOT HURT ME

Dewey looking back at Webby as she was singing the Dewey Dew-Night theme

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

A!A with someone who either ignores his operatic demeanor or makes it a joke it such a funny concept to me and 100% would be my Tomie. "Look at you, precious thing. You always stare so eagerly"

"Of course I do you fucking doofus I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"

She'll let him be all dramatic with everyone else but will call out when he's being a freak to her. Absolutely. Of course she loves all the pet names though, he can keep doing that :3 Spinning the context of A!A doing all these things and the player finding it funny or cute is so much more fun than "oh he's scary". Just the same as when he does all his flirty one liners at them and they respond with "you're sweet, and sillier than I thought". You don't have to take it SO seriously. He's not scary, he's a dramatic brat that lashes out when he doesn't get what he wants. He needs someone who can handle him >:3

[dearabby1990]

Chapter 50: There’s no place like home

Your last day blew by like a breeze hanging at the beach with everyone constantly screaming at them about wearing sunblock not wanting to hear the boys mothers if they come home completely burnt. The night fell fast and morning came before everyone knew it. Everyone rubbing sleep from their eyes and packing their bags stuffing souvenirs in their carry on bags. Eddie grabbing everyone coffee before heading to the airport. Piling into the van to the airport you lay your head on your husband’s shoulder staring at the last of what the island has to offer before it’s a distant memory but so glad that Steve gifted you a few disposable cameras for your trip photos to look back on 10 20 years from now. Boarding back home was a nightmare the boys were cranky and whining so you gave gareth and Jeff enough money to run to the Roy Rodgers just inside the airport to get everybody something quick to eat. You noticed while having them on this trip cranky teen boys equals hungry tummies all of them calming the moment they finished eating. Mike got the window seat home as promised causing him to stick his tongue out at Dustin earning a swat to the head from Eddie causing you to chuckle. You all fell asleep on the flight back being woken up to the sound of everyone boarding into the Hawkins airport Lucas stands up and stretches “ahh home sweet home I had fun but I miss my bed” everyone laughing as they grab their carry on heading off fo grab their luggage. Finally getting your bags and heading to the van to drop everyone off gareth had his own car and offered to drop off Jeff and freak beings you had to speak to the boys mothers at drop off to let them know all went well. Mike was the first drop off on the way home. His mother surely didn’t wait for you to even knock on the door as she came barreling outside pulling him into a bone crushing hug “oh Michael I missed you so much I hope you were well behaved for Jamie and Eddie�� she peers over him at the both of you as you walk to the front yard “he was the perfect gentleman mrs wheeler you have no worries when it comes to him he was a big help with me too” she smiles at her son giving him an extra squeeze and a kiss on the head “okay mom enough can I call el now?” She rolls her eyes go ahead she left a few messages for you I left them next to the phone” with that he runs off inside leaving you all laughing “before i forget mrs wheeler I got you a little something while we were away I hope you like it” you take out a small white bag from your carry on she takes it and her face softens almost like she wants to cry “thank you.. you didn’t have to get me anything really” you shake your head “you’ve been such a help with the wedding & honestly just being there for me when I need a motherly figure this is my way of saying thank you” both sniffling with smiles she goes into the bag pulling out a small bracelet with two pearls on it “I went to woman who catches oysters and other things she said when you find twin pearls in one it means good luck I let her know beforehand it was a gift so we put your name on the paper as she said a prayer over it and I had it made into a bracelet so you wouldn’t lose them” she hugs you “thank you it’s beautiful I love it” “you’re welcome Karen it’s not a problem really” she goes back in for another hug “call me mom” she whispers “really?..” she nods “of course if you’re comfortable with it” “you’ve always been like family after mom passed you women were all I had I won’t let my father ruin anymore relationships or my life thank you for just being you” Eddie watching the whole time getting a little emotional himself just happy you have more people that love you as much as he does. Heading back to the car Lucas is the next stop walking him to the door & knocking as he digs his last bag from the van. Erica opens the door “oh hi Jamie.. MOM THE DOOFUS IS HOME AND JAMIE IS HERE!!” She grins at you and you laugh as Lucas walks up to the door rolling his eyes “could you be any louder I don’t think the people in the next town heard you clear enough”

As he stomps upstairs to his room his mom enters from the kitchen “Lucas be sure to put all that dirty laundry right into the laundry room” “hi Mrs Sinclair” “hello Jamie I hope he wasn’t any trouble?” Shaking your head “absolutely not he was very well behaved the entire time and a big help to me when Eddie wasn’t around” “good im glad he remembered his manners” “before I head out to drop off Dustin I got you a little something” “oh dear you didn’t have to do that” “I know I wanted to get all the moms a little something lord knows you ladies do and go through a lot on a regular basis figured you’d all deserved a little something” she pulls out the beautiful wind chime made of all types of beautiful white and pink shells “ohh this is absolutely gorgeous thank you both I’m gonna hang it right on the front porch” she gives you a hug and scurries outside hanging it on an old planter hook “perfect thank you it’s beautiful” “you’re very welcome I’d hate to run but Mrs henerson might take my head off if I don’t get dustin home soon” she laughs “you’re right be safe and thank you again!” You wave goodbye heading off to your last stop his mother patiently sitting outside drinking a coffee “ohh dusty you’re home!!” She runs pulling him into her embrace “I’ve missed you so much I hope you were a good boy the whole time?” “Jeez mom stop it let me take my stuff in first” dragging his luggage inside “Mrs Henderson he was a perfect gentleman the whole time I promise you but before I run and let you two catch up I have a little gift for you” “oh dear thank you” handing it to her she takes the bag and pulls out a large sun catcher made of different stones pearls & a scattered shells tied with fishing line and ribbon “oh my goodness will you look at that it’s absolutely stunning” “you hang it in your window & I promise you it’s like something out of a fairytale I got myself a few too I got one for my bedroom and the nursery” she lights up “That’s right you two are expecting do you know what you’re having yet?” “No but I will by my appointment in 2 days they say they can tell then beings the date of my last menstrual cycle and I’m so excited nervous but excited” she laughs “that’s normal dear I have some old baby stuff from when dusty was a baby I’ll go through them and drop off anything you two could use” “Thai you we’d really appreciate it” “anytime dear let me get inside though I have to check on supper and make sure dusty isn’t digging in it already” “have a lovely night mrs Henderson!” You hop into the van letting out a huff of air you’re so tired all you want to do is sleep and Eddie can see it “tired princess” “Mhhm” you lay your head on the passenger door and drift off. When you wake back up you jolt up confused on where you are and how you got here only to be pulled back in by the touch of Eddie’s hand on your back “it’s okay beautiful just me lay back down” you’re very confused but guess Eddie must’ve carried you in when you got home how you didn’t wake up was beyond you. Were you really that tired? Eddie was starting to get a little worried wondering why sleep would hit you so hard so suddenly he figured it was the vacation and hoped the next two days he could give you the time you needed to catch up on rest for your appointment. But when you woke up that morning to get ready to goto the doctor he noticed you looked more tired then you did when you got home. “You okay love?” You huff trying to slip on your shoes “yeah… just… just really tired can you grab me a coffee on the way please?” He gets up coming across the room to you crouching down to your level looking you in the eyes as he takes a hand and rests it on your cheek caressing your face as he sighs “yeah sweetheart we’ll stop somewhere on the way let me help you tie your shoes and we’ll get outta here” you nod giving him your feet as he ties them in double knots so you don’t trip resting his hand at the small of your back guiding you to the van opening your door and helping you inside. When he starts the van you start to smell exhaust causing you to gag.

At first Eddie doesn’t seem to notice as he pulls out of the driveway and starts down the street but the fourth time when it was too loud not to hear he whips his head eyes wide and pulls over “Are you okay Jamie?! What the fuck?!” You rip open the door letting you breakfast cover your shoes. Eddie runs around to your side of the van holding your hair rubbing your back “let it out princess it’s alright” when you finally finish you start to cry “oh no honey it’s okay it’s not your fault” “I feel so gross I’m sorry!” “No need to be sorry here let me take these off for you your sandals are in the back I’ll grab those and take my water sweetheart” you sip from the bottle hiccuping trying to stop yourself from being upset but you’re so embarrassed and emotional. Eddie changes your shoes to sandals wipes you with a spare rag & dumps a bottle of water over it to dampen to wipe your face “there good as new love now let’s get going before we’re late” he gets back in starting it up but this time you roll up the window “Ed’s the exhaust is making me queasy can you roll up the windows?” He nods & before you know it you’re at Dunkin’ Donuts your husband running in to get you both a coffee and grabbed you a bagel to help settle your stomach to which you gladly took and finished quickly. Your coffee was delicious as always you loved the sugar free coconut flavor with extra cream and three sugars Eddie had it memorized just as you remember his Carmel extra extra him and his sweet tooth. Pulling into the doctors office he helps you out of the van holding your hand as you walk inside to check in. “I have a 11 o’clock appointment with Dr Oswald my name is Jamie Munson” the older woman fixes her glasses as she looks up at you and your husband “okay take this clipboard and fill out the packet and bring it to me when your finished when you hear your name called is when the doctor will see you” taking the clipboard and pen from her “thank you” you find a place to sit Eddie sitting next to you with a hand on your thigh looking over at the paper as you fill things out “family medical history… blood type? Sweetheart I don’t know what blood type I even am” you giggled “Ed’s that’s for me not you but we can always figure that out later I’m type O negative just so you know for emergencies i have anemia & could need a blood transfusion after having a baby if I lose too much blood” his eyes bulging out “how much blood is there supposed to be normally?! This shit sounds terrifying!” You glare “Edward munson you’re not helping quit being a jack ass please I need your support not for you to give me a damn heart attack” “sorry sweetheart I just.. I don’t want anything bad to happen to your or the baby is all I’m nervous too we’re both doing this for the first time although you have to do the hard part which breaks my heart but also fills it with something I’ve never knew I needed I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you just bare with me too I wanna be the perfect husband and the perfect dad everything our dads couldn’t be and I know you’ll be the best mom anyone’s ever seen other kids are going to wish we were their parents you’ll see” you smile at him blush brushed across your cheeks as you finish filling everything out “take this to the desk for me would ya handsome?” You wink at him “how can I say no to you” “you can’t” both laughing he takes it and gives it to the receptionist and sits back down just as he was ready to say something “Munson?” You perk up seeing a middle aged nurse with red short hair and Winnie the Pooh scrubs on Eddie takes your hand helping you up as you follow the woman to the back she weighs you and measures you and takes some blood before your settled into a room “here honey put this gown on you can leave your socks on but everything else has to come off the doctor will be with you in a few minutes” handing you the pastel yellow gown she shuts the door and leaves. You strip down feeling the chill of the air conditioning and shiver Eddie looking at the plastic displays of the female reproductive system messing with different parts.

You try to tie the gown closed but no such luck as you can’t reach “hey Ed’s can you stop playing with the plastic uterus for two seconds and help me please?” He looks up and you and turns red coming to tie up the back for you “there ya go pretty lady all set” you turn to him and he lifts you up onto the table as you sit and wait for the doctor to arrive. A few minutes go by before the door opens “Hello there Mrs Munson I’m Dr Oswald I’m your OB and I’ll be the one delivering your little one” you both listen as he introduces himself “I’m guessing your the new dad right?” Eddie nods smiling with a strong sense of pride “okay your bloodwork is pretty good just keep taking your iron supplements and I’m going to give you a refill on that prenatal prescription you have already now let’s check on baby lay back for me dear” you lay back hearing the paper crinkle beneath you “this stuff is gonna be a little cold at first” squeezing the blue colored jelly onto your stomach making you shiver “check on the heart beat first then after we’re finished we can see if we can tell what the gender is.. sometimes they do move too much to tell but we’ll see” you giggle as he presses the mechanism against your tummy trying to find the right spot when we does it sounds almost as if the ocean had its own heart beat you snap your head towards Eddie smiling “there we go that’s baby’s heart beat and it sounds perfect… now let’s see here if he can turn this dang monitor on… ah here we go… hmm??” You furrow your brows “is everything alright Dr?” “Yeah everything is alright but if you look here..” turning the screen to face you and Eddie “here is baby A and here is baby B” your eyes practically pop out of your head. “Two babies?!” He takes off his gloves printing the sonograms “yes two perfect little ones & from what I saw & will show you on your sonogram you get the best of both worlds” you turn to Eddie confused shocked but had a warm fuzzy feeling in your chest “I don’t understand doc” Eddie asks the obvious for the both of you “you’re having twins see here baby A is a boy and baby B is a girl” a sob escapes you before you can even catch it “is that why I’ve been so tired lately?” “It’s a factor yes but we also need a higher dosage of your iron supplements normally one baby takes a lot of their mothers body now two babies is a double whammy but as long as you do right by yourself and take your medications everyday you should have smooth sailing throughout your pregnancy congratulations Mr & Mrs Munson here’s your sonograms we'll call you with your next appointment you two enjoy the rest of your day and try to take it easy Mrs Munson” “thanks doc we appreciate it have a good one” Eddie waves him off before looking at you his mocha eyes glistening as he smiles at you showing off those dimples you love so much “wow sweetheart a boy and a girl??.. This is the greatest day of my fucking life!” You bubble out a giggle before reeling your husband back in “Hun don’t curse in here there’s kids in all over this building” his cheeks red as he laughs “oh come on mama let’s get out of here we have to go celebrate let’s goto your favorite spot” “fries and a chocolate milkshake?” “Yup and whatever else your heart desires lets blow this popsicle stand!.. Man everyone’s gonna freak when they find out I’m scared as shit but so god damn happy!” Twirling you around in the parking lot as you laugh “okay okay that’s enough you’re gonna make me yack and I’d very much not want to do that so let’s go babies want food” helping you into the van as Eddie heads to his seat walking around the back of the van he couldn’t help but let out a small victorious fist bump to the heavens before hopping into the van looking at you with such adoration reaching over to touch your tummy “hey there little ones you take it easy on your mama in there and we’re so excited for your arrival I love you both already” you sniffle holding his hand’s against your stomach smiling at your husband. You’ve prayed endlessly for a life just like this one closing your eyes basking in the feeling of

contentment, love, peace and everything you wished to have growing up. You can’t wait to call Robin & tell her she’s gonna spaz. You & Eddie enjoyed some fries burgers and shakes to celebrate your little family & took you right home after so you could relax but of course the moment you get home you had to run and pick up the phone to Call her & let her know everything knowing steve is definitely close by her so two birds one stone. You’ll have to get Eddie to radio the boys and everyone tomorrow maybe have a small bbq get together and announce it but for now you’re on the sofa with your husband laying your head in his lap as he has one hand playing with your hair and another rubbing your tummy watching movies with you for the rest of the night.

[sweet-self-indulgence]

A cute prompt could be Mika and Sam watching horror movies together! Maybe she gets scared and he "protects her"

Yes! Love this one! I got a little off-task, but I think it turned out really cute.

If anyone can tell me what movie they’re watching you’ll unlock bonus content (the story that inspired this piece).

The Basement

Is what's lurking in the basement scarier than demons? Probably when you happen to love a demon.

It was all Matthew’s fault. He was the one who had been insistent on going all out for Halloween, including setting up a haunted house as part of the Halloween ball. Then again, it was James who volunteered the basement for the haunted house venue. No one else was aware of its existence, but of course he remembered seeing it on the floorplan. Still, it was Damien who knew which key to fetch from the study to open the door.

Down the narrow staircase they had found a pretty standard creepy old basement. High shelves filled with forgotten boxes housed ages of dust and plenty of spiderwebs. The unfinished concrete floor was patched with unknown stains. Even the musty odor was unsurprising.

At this point in their adventure, Mika was not a fan of the basement. It was dark, dirty, and a little smelly; however, she was considering how the extra storage space could come in handy. That was until Sam found another locked door. At first Damien scrambled over with the key, the group quickly found that there was no keyhole.

Sam tried the door again. It wasn’t stuck but locked from the other side.

That realization made Mika’s stomach do an uncomfortable flip. James managed to convince Sam not to break the house, reasoning that the basement was probably built in parts, and they could presumably get to this door from an entrance elsewhere in the mansion.

Erik, that traitor, suddenly interrupted. Apparently, he had the best idea for a movie to watch.

And now Mika is stuck in the worst movie night ever, contemplating who’s to blame for her predicament.

She’s not much of a horror fan so she didn’t recognize the title and had no idea what to expect. It started out pretty well, two strangers have to share a rented house due to some scheduling mix up. She debated with James over if the man would kill the woman, or if that was too obvious and the lady would end up being the murderer. Then, the characters found a creepy basement with a creepy door and Mika shot Erik a dirty look.

Since that moment Mika hasn’t dared to look away from the screen. She started watching the movie on the center couch cushion, but almost immediately started receding onto Sam’s. She’s wedged herself between her incubus and the back of the couch, but firmly within his arms.

“Ahhh! What was that?!”, she shrieks as something moves quickly in the darkness on screen.

She shrieks again when something suddenly touches her back. A low oof and, “watch it, doofus!” follow her reflexive strike.

“Sorry, Sam! Don’t startle me!”

“Sheesh! I was just trying to rub your back to get you to relax a little”

After getting shushed by Matthew, Mika and Sam find a configuration where Sam’s hands squish her firmly into his side so neither of them can move too quickly.

“Oh fuck! What is that?!”, Mika presses further into Sam, eyes wide with alarm.

Erik and Damien fail to suppress snickers at Mika’s outburst.

“Don’t go back in there!”, she screeches.

“Oh god, that’s so gross”

“Oh god, that’s so messed up!”

After each outburst Sam gently squeezes the girl in his arms.  

Mika visibly relaxes when the basement creature falls limp over the hood of the car, only to scream even louder than before when it is no longer there.

At this point all the demons in the room are giggling openly at her, but Mika is too freaked out to be embarrassed. At least the low rumbling in Sam’s chest is soothing.

Finally, the nightmare is over and the heroine limps away victorious. The second credits start to role Mika bolts up from the couch, “I’m going to go make sure the basement door is locked.”

Sam follows closely behind, mostly out of concern, but also because Mika has a death grip on his hand. Laughter erupts from the living room.

On the way back to the basement door Mika mumbles under her breath, “I’m going to Kill Erik and his stupid Movie, then Damien and his stupid key, and James with his stupid blueprints, and Matthew and his stupid haunted house”

“So, am I spared?” Sam jokes from behind her.

“Yes.” Mika states matter-of-factly, “I need you to protect me should any creepy shit crawl out of this basement.”

Sam guffaws and squeezes her hand.

Mika jiggles the door handle, confirming that it remained as lock as they left it. Her eyebrows knit together, “I should—”

She is cut off by Sam producing the key, “I’ve got it right here.”

Mika nods, but the pinched look remains on her face, “And it’s the only copy.”

“Right…”, Mika glances at the door again and shivers, “let’s just go to bed.”

Sam follows her dutifully. Halfway up the stairs he asks, “We’ve watched horror movies before, why did this one freak you out so bad?”

Mika groans and slides a hand down her face, “I dunno. I guess demons and ghosts are less scary than whatever fucked up shit humans can do.”

“Oi! I think I can be pretty scary!” Sam complains.

Mika laughs, “You know what I mean! I can’t be scared of fictional demons when I live with real ones!”

“Yeah, I do”, Sam grins, “Harold recommended we watch a few movies to understand how humans think about demons. I guess it’s supposed to be scary, but they’re so wrong we were laughing the whole time!”

“Ah so that’s how the horror fixation started”

He shrugs, “I guess. We enjoyed a few movies like that and then it was easier to understand other movies that were similar. And then people start asking you about what movies you like and yeah...”

Safely in her own room, Mika locks the door behind them, and if Sam notices he keeps tactfully quiet about it. The pair go through their nightly routines quickly. Sam finishes first and waits patiently under the covers. When she finishes in the bathroom Mika dives into bed and burrows into Sam’s chest. He chuckles fondly and uses a tiny bit of magic to flick the light switch off.

For a moment Mika thinks she’ll fall asleep peacefully in Sam’s arms, but a sudden spike of fear jolts her upright.

“Woah, hey”, Sam follows her up and holds her face in his hands.

“Ugh! I know it’s stupid and illogical. I don’t really think that some freaky inbred wannabe mother is going to bust in here!”

“I know”, Sam soothes, pressing a kiss to the top of her head.

Mika shoves the heels of her hands into her eyes, “My nerves are just on edge.”

Sam nods and runs his fingers slowly through Mika’s hair.

After a moment Mika adds, “But the basement is really creepy! I mean who would have a door that locks on just one side like that?!”

“Do you want me to go break it down so you don’t have to worry about it? We don’t have to listen to James, it’s your house.”

“No.” Mika calmly holds Sam down, both of her hands wrapped around his bicep, “Because then you’ll get murdered. And I’ll have to find a new boyfriend.”

Sam barks out a surprised laugh, “Well I wouldn’t want to make you go through all that effort!”, he teases.

Mika giggles, “Yeah, the dating scene is what’s really scary!”

After another bout of laughter that definitely disturbs the other residents (but screw them for laughing at me earlier, Mika thinks), she lets Sam pull her back into bed. Most of her tension is gone and Mika finally feels tired.

Sam rubs slow circles into her back as Mika nuzzles into his neck, occasionally mumbling another complaint about the movie into his skin. He whispers, “I’ll protect you from anything” softly into her ear.

Mika’s body immediately relaxes and she’s just able to mumble an, “I love you” before succumbing to a peaceful slumber. She doesn’t hear Sam’s voice, choked with emotion from her display of trust, repeat the words back to her.

[randoimago]

Hello! May I request h/c for Franky (SxF) and Maruki (P5) falling asleep on their s/o lap, and after awakening seeing their s/o gentle smile and feeling their fingers run through their hair? Thank you.

Falling Asleep in S/O's Lap

Fandom: Spy x Family // Persona 5

Character(s): Franky Franklin, Takuto Maruki

Type of Request: Headcanons

Note(s): I want this. How do I find a cute person and do this with. This is so freaking cute anon 😭

Franky

He lives in your lap when he's not busy with work or other things. And when you're not busy, of course. So him falling asleep in your lap is very, very likely and has happened multiple times.

This time he starts waking up, but he can feel his scruff being twirled and played with and he just smiles like a doofus as he opens his eyes and sees you above him with a gentle smile.

Thinks he's died and seen an angel. Honestly it's an often thing of him calling you his angel, but he's doubly serious this time and not just a lovesick idiot (he's always a lovesick idiot when it comes to you).

Maruki

Maruki really didn't mean to fall asleep on your lap. He came home and wanted to take a small nap because he felt a bit drain and you put a pillow on your lap and offered him to nap there. He told you that he wasn't going to sleep because he didn't want your legs to fall asleep and didn't want you being uncomfortable. But he did.

And he starts to wake up at feeling his hair played with. Maruki is so relaxed right now and he does want to jolt up and apologize for sleeping on you, but he just slowly opens his eyes to not startle you (and to not accidentally have his hair pulled).

You give him a gentle smile and he gives one back as he's looking up at you and lifting a hand to caress your cheek. It's such a cute moment. He eventually sits up and kisses your cheek, holding you in his arms, as he thinks you for loving him.

[princess-sky-pie]

Lover

Eddie Munson x Reader Fluff

A/N Just a short little thing I came up with while listening to Lover by Taylor Swift. This is the first work of my own that I'm posting so please be nice as it's not proof read or anything and it was very quickly written. Also if you want the full experience from my head I start the song when she asks him to dance

I lace up my snow boot and I can’t help the giddiness in myself as I run over to Eddie pulling him by his hands and urging him to hurry so we can go outside. This isn’t me, this is 9-year-old me who didn’t have any friends to play in the snow with and is finally getting to live that dream with one of the people who mean the most to me.

     He chuckles and slips his mittens on as I push him in front of me out of the door of his trailer. As soon as we step out into the cold night, thick flurries of snow land on my lashes, and my heart and chest feel like they’re bursting with happiness. I love the snow and it always puts me in a good mood, especially nearer to Christmas. I squeal, run towards a perfectly untouched section of snow, flop down, and start making a snow angel. “Come on Ed’s make one with me!” Before I finish my sentence Eddie is lying next to me spreading his arms and legs back and forth. 

    After I’m content with my snow angel I just lie there for a moment and watch the flakes fall down softly and quietly. For once there isn’t much noise in the trailer park and I’m too focused on the beauty of the snow to realize Eddie has gotten up and started scheming against me. All I’m thinking is I couldn’t be any luckier at this moment, to be here with my best friend. A fierce coldness stings my already red cheeks jolting me out of my daze. I gasp and sit up in time to watch as Eddie runs away and hides behind some trash cans for cover as he gathers up more snow to make a snowball. “Eddie!” I squeal as I scramble to take cover as well. I try as well to throw some snowballs his way but I can’t pitch them as far as he can so I stand up straight with my hands raised in surrender. “Truce, Truce!” I yell out to him. I can’t see him but all I hear from behind some bushes is, “Admit that I won and we can have a truce!” I roll my eyes, “Yes Eddie’m admitting you won doofus now come out with your hands up.” I hear some shuffling and he does as told and comes out with a beaming smile. His smile makes my heart stop and I have to suck in a breath to ease the butterflies in my stomach.  

He comes over and puts an arm around my shoulders pulling me in close. His touch is so warm and comforting and I’ve never been more sure that I love this boy. His embrace feels like home and like nothing bad could ever happen as long as I’m in his arms. His scent is intoxicating like my own personal heroine. I lean my head down on his shoulder as we walk over to the gazebo. 

Eddie will you dance with me please?” anxiety stirs in my chest as I wait for him to scoff at me but the other half of me knows he’s going to say yes. He always says yes to me. He stops for a minute his smirk never faltering, “There’s no music, we’ll look like freaks.” My smile fades and I turn to say ‘You’re right forget it’  but he cuts me off as he grabs my hands and spins me to face him. He pulls me in close and rests one hand on my waist while holding my hand in his other. I can’t help the heat that rises to my face and I look down so he can’t see. He leads me around the front yard and hums in my ear a beautiful melody. 

He holds me so firmly and I never knew he could dance like this as he gracefully leads me, he steps away only to spin me into his arms so that my back is facing him and he sways us back and forth before returning me to face him. As we dance around the front yard neither of us can help the smiles on our faces. He steps away again to twirl me but this time he spins me all the way around and I gasp as he dips me. He smiles at startling me and I swear my love deepens. He pulls me up and we step around a bit more until he puts one hand on the side of my face and if he hadn’t been basically holding me in place I would’ve fallen to the ground. I stop my movements immediately as my eyes widen. He rubs his thumb over my cheek and looks deeply into my eyes. “Do you not realize I'm in love with you?” his eyes dart from my own to my lips waiting for me to say something, anything but I feel a lump in my throat as tears well in my eyes. TIngles ripple all over my body from my face to my shoulders to my knees as they weaken and almost give out and finally down to my toes. 

Eddie's expression changes to worry when I still don’t say anything. “I-I” I'm sorry I thought-” he goes to pull away but I grab his forearm and pull him into a hug burying my face in his chest. He wraps both arms around me but I can feel him stiffen so I take a deep breath and pull back to look into his eyes, “I love you, Eddie, I’m sorry I’ve just waited so long for you to say that I had to process.”  He breathes a sigh of relief grabs both sides of my face and pulls me into a slow, passionate kiss. He starts off just holding his lips to mine for a second as we savor the feeling we’ve both been desperately wanting. I open my mouth as an invite for him to deepen the kiss and he happily obliges. I can say I've never been kissed like this before, he’s so delicate and loving and I can’t help but melt into him. If he hadn’t been holding me yet again I probably would’ve just floated off into the snowy sky. 

When he finally pulls away I have to take deep drags of cold air into my lungs to keep from fainting. I didn’t think this night could get any better nor could I have ever wished to be as happy as I am in this moment. He loves me, he really loves me. He smiles at me and plants kisses all over my face. He wraps his arms around me and lifts me into the air shouting “I LOVE YOU” and when he puts me back on the ground he whispers, “And I’m never letting you go you’re mine.” I just nod in agreement and he takes my hand in his as leads me back towards the trailer. Come on I wanna watch movies and drink hot chocolate with my new girlfriend.” I blush at the word and follow him inside. 

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

Just squeeze my hand

Mika and the incubi go to the amusement park, and Sam makes her ride the dreaded drop tower.

Mika and the incubi were beaming as they walked around the amusement park, trying to decide where to start. “Well, I believe we should all stick together or stay in pairs. No one should be left by themselves.” James says.

Everyone agreed, other than Sam, who just scoffed. “I can take on some humans.”

Mika laughed and nudged his arm. “We know, but you can get lost.”

Matthew laughed before lightly tugging on her arm. “We should ride that one- or NO, let’s ride that one!”

She laughed at his antics, and eventually they all began to ride the roller coasters. James and Erik sat back for the bigger ones, but they all seemed to be having a great time. They had taken a break to eat some cotton candy when Sam’s eyes landed on the 300 feet tall drop tower. He pointed at it, turning to the group. “Who’s gonna ride with me?”

James and Erik shook their heads, unsurprisingly. Damien’s confident smile fell as he watched it in Sam’s mind, making him pale and shake his head. “I’d rather not.”

Sam rolled his eyes, looking at Matthew and Mika expectantly. Matthew looked almost green from the previous ride as he shook his head. “No way dude!”

Sam turned to Mika, determined to find someone. “Come on, Doofus. I don’t wanna ride alone.”

Mika smiled at him, but she seemed hesitant. “I want to, it looks kinda scary though.”

Sam laughed. “You’ll be fine, come on.”

Mika gave in, and of course Matthew had to give her the ‘it was nice knowing you’ speech before they left the group. They walked quickly and were now waiting in line.

Mika was visibly nervous, and Sam felt a bit guilty for bringing her along. But he knew she’d be fine with a small push. “You scared?” He asked with a smirk.

She blushed a bit and shook her head. “Nope, I’m okay.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Mhm.”

She knitted her brows and Sam decided to stop teasing her. “You’ll be fine.” He assured, ruffling her hair.

As they sat down and the cart began moving up slowly, Mika looked freaked out. “Sam.”

“What?” He asked.

She looked at him, her face absolutely serious. “Don’t let me die.”

Sam couldn’t help the laughter that erupted. She laughed a bit too as she spoke. “Hey, I’m serious!”

He rolled his eyes playfully and offered his hand. “Here, just squeeze my hand if you get too scared.”

Mika couldn’t tell if he was blushing or if it was the heat, but Sam’s face was a lovely shade of pink. She immediately took his hand, blushing as well. “There, you’ll be fi-”

Sam was cut off by the coaster dropping quickly. They both screamed, squeezing each other's hands in shock and fear, which quickly turned to amusement. By the time the ride was over, they were hysterical. “You screamed so loud!” Mika said between giggles.

He furrowed his brows. “ME? Doofus, you acted like you were being murdered!”

The ride operator came over and removed the safety bar, and as they stood up, they realized they were still holding hands. When they let go, they were blushing again. Mika smiled warmly. “Thanks for trying to calm me down.” 

He stammered before looking at the ground. “Yeah, well you looked like you were gonna puke. I didn’t wanna get that shit on me.” He murmured. Mika could tell he was making it up, but she didn’t say anything.

She quickly pecked his cheek before turning away to hide her blush.

Sam was a tomato now, but he couldn’t stop the corners of his lips curving into a smile. “Let’s go, Doofus.”

[eglectic]

This is what I think happened to Elon in his recent adult life:

He was a liberal rich jackass, like normal. He started getting more and more success, but the women in his life didn’t fawn all over him for it, because at the end of the day women don’t care what you do out in the world if you treat them like shit.

Then, his stupid boy-mom affirmed him for all his idiocy and made him think he’s flawless, thus denying him the opportunity for self reflection and actual interpersonal growth. So Elon’s loves kept leaving him. This made him angrier.

He got to LA. Got everyone into electric vehicles. Started going to Hollywood events and such, met Grimes. And well, all the celebs thought he was a weird autistic self-entitled freak with no regard for other people or their feelings. They all rejected him socially. Elon’s relationship with Grimes fell apart as he realized that the InCel crowd still thought of him as some sort of God.

So Elon, craving validation just like anyone else would (this is a normal and healthy desire btw), became a conservative doofus. Instead of learning the painful, messy process of dealing with other people and their realities, he is now playing with cars and rocket ships. Like any good 6-year-old boy would! And all the other men who haven’t grown past that age applaud him for it!