#I just don’t have the skill lmao
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Been reading romantasy genre and it’s so fun like I enjoy the tropes, the fantasy elements, how women are obviously the intended target audience unlike with other fantasy novels, but I really wish there was stuff out there like this that’s gay
#if you know any LGB romantasy let me know#heck maybe I’ll write one#I have the time#I just don’t have the skill lmao
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One night, Lamb and Narinder are sat outside gazing at the stars, it’s before they’re in a romantic relationship (perhaps pining at this stage) so they’re just friends at this moment.
Lamb asks the question “If you had a normal life, what would you have wanted to do?”
Narinder is confused by this, “what brought this on?” He’d ask, turning to look at them.
Lamb shrugged, still gazing up at the starlit sky. “Just somethin’ I remembered thinking about a lot before.. well, you know.” They gestured down the hill, where the temple of their cult stood along with the many follower huts and other stations. “The whole cult thing.”
Narinder hummed as he turned back to gazing at the stars, “… I do not know. It was never a thought that crossed my mind as I couldn’t imagine my self as anything else other than a God.”
There was a long pause after this, the silence was then broken by Narinder.
“I assume you had something in mind for your self?”
“I wanted a family.” Lamb replied.
Narinder was taken slightly aback by this, brows furrowed into a look of confusion. “A family? That’s it?”
Lamb nodded, pushing their arms out that were propping their self up to fully lay back on the grass, their gaze still transfixed upon the night sky. “Yep, I wanted to get married and have kids. Settle down, have a house, grow our own food. Live a small, simple life.”
“How… mundane.” Narinder replied as he slumped back into the grass. “… Why?”
Now it was the Lamb’s turn to be confused as they turned to face Narinder. “Really? Thought it was obvious.”
“Enlighten me.”
Lamb rolled their eyes and sighed at this. “I spent my entire life on the move because of the hunts. I never got to call anywhere ‘home’.”
“Why a family though?”
“Well-“ Lamb turned onto their side so they were facing Narinder fully, which he recuperated by doing the same, the two now being face to face as the Lamb continued. “- I never thought I’d be able to have kids, let alone a partner. The herds were dwindling, so it was obvious that I was part of the last generation of sheep.” The Lamb’s gaze drifted, not focusing on anything particular. “It would have also been cruel to bring a child into the world that only wanted them dead.”
“So I used to just daydream about a life I wanted.”
It was quiet for a moment between the two, but the Lamb felt a sense of awkwardness rush over them as they quickly tried to fill the silence. “But uh, yeah. It’s a silly mundane thing to want I guess, especially now.”
Narinder’s expression hadn’t changed, but after a moment he closed his eyes as he in a softer tone than the lamb expected.
“I suppose the mundane wouldn’t be so bad.”
The Lamb’s ears perked up at this, surprised by Narinder’s response. “Is… that something you would have done?”
“Perhaps.” He replied
Silence fell once again between the two, but it was comfortable. The stars had been forgotten as the Lamb gazed at Narinder’s face at rest. It would be a couple hours until the sun would start to peak over the horizon, so the Lamb indulged in the serene moment by closing their eyes, drifting away to one of the most comfortable sleeps they’ve had in a long time.
#did I just fucking write a little ficlet#I was gonna write about my headcanon with Lamb but then it evolved into a mini fic#well I’m going to bed now I clearly need sleep if I’m writing fics suddenly LMAO#Don’t read this too hard I have zero writing skills this was highly indulgent#donutfloats fic#cult of the lamb#cotl#Pushing Daisies au#ficlet
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i miss carpisuns sometimes </3
#not necessarily that I regret switching over but i just get like nostalgic for an earlier time in the ml fandom#s3 was soooo much fun for me#and the long hiatus before s4 was also the best. so good wasn’t ready for it to end when it did haha#things just feel so different in the fandom now#both the fandom has changed and I have changed#and of course the STORY has changed#and I like don’t know what to do about that or how to react#cause I am used to being one of the guys who is defending ml’s honor with my life lol#committed to spreading positivity#and I still want to be that guy!#but it’s like. idk. I don’t recognize this story anymore#this isn’t the same story that I fell in love with years ago. but I don’t want to just like Leave??#I do want to see how things play out bc I am still invested in these characters#and I would love to still be part of the fan community and connect with people over a mutual love for this thing#that has been important to me for years and has inspired me to create and learn new skills and make new friends!#but I also don’t just want to shut up and pretend I’m happy about things I am decidedly unhappy about lol#like it’s honestly surprising to me that a only a small minority of the fandom seems to feel the way I do?#and the majority are still super pumped and frustrated at the people who are complaining#and really. I don’t WANT to rain on anyone’s parade. I honestly don’t#I was part of the parade for years! I had the best time in the parade! I don’t want to ruin the good time!#so i try not to be too salty on main ? but i feel like I’m going a little crazy lmao! like I’m just one bitter little miser fhdjjd#i mean i guess it’s kind of a good thing that I moved blogs tbh lol#cause now when i whine only a fraction of the people have to be exposed to it 😂#but man i hate knowing that people might think of me as a salter#I mean it’s valid if people are trying to have fun and do not want to hear my complaining haha#but also do i automatically have to be a salter. are the only options support and defend ml 100% at all times or Be A Salter#or can there be a third category of certified ml lover that is just disappointed in recent events & disagrees with the new writing direction#is that too much nuance for tumblr lol#see maybe that’s why I miss carpisuns. she didn’t have to ask this question. she was only full of LOVE!#but therein lies the irony…like marinette I have made this choice out of love…for what the story once was…what is to become of me now…
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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.
Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.
Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.
Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.
Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.
#THIS IS SATIRE#SATIRE#okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously#I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner#monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao#I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil#and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books#from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this#and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way#and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe#anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#the sunshine court#aftg thoughts#aftg reread#aftg shitpost#tfc shitpost#incorrect tfc#tfc textpost#aftg andreil
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still one of my favourite bat interactions lmao kuukou treating jyushi gently and then teasingly threatening hitoya with ✨murder✨
#this is vee speaking#*crying* i have been wanting to reshare this clip for a week now but couldn’t bc i had no internet BUT I DO NOW LETS GO 😭😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌#lol i don’t bully hitoya as relentlessly as i used to and that’s bc the narrative does it for me now#but i remember thinking when this first dropped that the reason i probably like bullying hitoya is because kuukou himself enjoys it LOL#i like seeing the various ways kuukou uses physicality to get his affection across lol#i also think about this scene when i’m thinking about kuukou’s mastery over his body/strength lol#like when bat first gets together jyushi passes out from kuukou’s bars and hitoya scolds kuukou for it#and kuukou replies he’s not skilled enough to know how to hold himself back#and this scene shows exactly what he means he’s not skilled enough to hold back lol#kuukou constantly trains himself so he knows his limits strengths and weaknesses#kuukou’s flexing that strength against hitoya for funsies lol but he knows how to stop himself from actually harming him#lol i also like to compare this scene to a panel in the tdd manga where kuukou is just slapping the shit out of ichiro’s back#and it’s a friendly gesture lol but ichiro grumbles kuukou’s using too much strength#kuukou using that much strength tho is him knowing ichiro can handle it lol i like that they’re twin physical monsters#remember when the both of them physically chucked a huge ass man with one hand lmao
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#people are gonna be big mad when I say this so I’m hiding it in tags#lmao if you’re still a Ziam I love you I respect you and just… stop reading now lol for your health okay?#or unfollow and block me whatever just… CURATE YOUR EXPERIENCE IS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY#but the DIFFERENCE between how Zayn talks about his daughter#versus…. well I mean do I even have to say it lmao#I’m watching the Zach Sang interview and it is freaking WILD#W I L D#and I just think people should maybe use critical thinking skills and wonder why that is#and! and! Zayn and Gigi have done a fabulous job drawing boundaries about what they will and won’t share#so don’t come at me with oh but Louis needs to be private#or some of that nonsense#because at no point does Zayn say things that really cross that line?#he just…. he talks like an actual dad#and I’m sorry I know no one cares and we’re in this and it doesn’t matter#but the difference - if someone actually cared to look and listen?#the difference is astonishing in my opinion#anyway#ignore this lol
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okay nonbinary character in Orv alert. slay
#Pretty fun that they’re having a jealousy moment over dokja rn#(I know junghyeok said he wasn’t specifically talking abt dokja but I assume he said that to keep nirvana from attacking dokja.)#Demonic judge of fire and secretive plotter are goofy lmao#Junghyeok: IM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN#Constellation demonic judge of fire is coughing up blood! You have been gifted 2000 coins!#<- killed me. Demonic judge of fire I love you pookie#….of course when I look at nirvana’s wiki they’re misgendered. -_-#Though I guess the vibe is tht bc they reincarnate so much gender is irrelevant to them? Which. that’s a vibe.#but also would it mean tht they don’t rlly care abt pronouns as long as u acknowledge that fact?#Idk I’m just pre-emptively headcanoning in case they turn out to be shitty rep#OHHHH NO JUNGHYEOK TRAUMA MOMENT. LOOKIT HIS SAD FACE D:#Sidenote I do adore how much the power scaling in this is just like kids in a playground one upping each other#And that guy from the small world was such an overpowered oc even though we already have a parody of an overpowered oc (junghyeok) hdgjfjv#‘Could they have invested everything into speed & psychic skills instead of physical skills?’ OMG#KICK THEIR ASS DOKJA#I love glass canons. Surely they’ll never break#‘Ur hot so I won’t kill you’ nirvana if only you were a protag….. YOU ARE SO CUNTY#Kim dokja dissociating even harder to defeat literal nirvana. Good for him#going post#orv
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ppl who genuinely want deki out get help
#i don’t understand our fanbase man just be happy we have 2 players w 2 diff skill sets#deki does a lot of the dirty work; pressing and cycling the ball thru possession and creating chances#he’s more suited to playing thru the middle rn imo but that’s not his fault#he just needs some confidence that’s it + he’s also a young player lmao legit one yr older than bren iirc?#also there’s a reason why ange starts him and brings bren off the bench as a super sub …#deki is effective in weakening the press and bren is effective at exploiting it#he had a horror game yday but that doesn’t mean he should be sold please chill out for the love of god
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Anyway so glad we’re done with August like it’s been real but it’s time to get off my screen now BYEEEEE 👋👋👋👋
#hate that this is my first exposure to that actor bc now he’s always gonna be August to me 😭😭😭#but. *dropkicks him off the face of the earth*#also bitch the ‘I collapsed and had to go to the hospital’ u sprained your fucking wrist that seems like a skill issue to me :///#I did not buy that excuse and day shouldn’t have either#sweetie ur too easy I love u but he did not sprain his wrist and ‘collapse’#he just doesn’t care about your feelings beloved#last twilight#I’ll put it in the tag this time why not#also if u read this in the tag don’t bother looking at my blog for more there isn’t any it’s just been me depression spiraling for the past#week like really don’t read my blog if I have another post I want anyone to see I’ll put it in the tags lmao
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love when people in my life think of me whenever they need language interpreting/translating and are like “hey do you speak [x] language?” and 90% of the time I do not know that particular language but I’m still very flattered they considered me
#it’s never French because there’s like 0 French speakers here that don’t also speak English#I think it’s genuinely the most useless language I know but they didn’t have German in high school and I thought Spanish was boring so#French it was#Spanish would definitely have been the more lucrative option lmao#maybe I’ll finally take me a proper class one day to get my skills polished#bc I know a good bit but just don’t have practice listening and speaking#read a whole book? no problem#try to have an in person conversation with a native? I’m only embarrassing myself#also I guess Hungarian would be more useless than French#but we have a pretty good Hungarian pop here so there’s honestly still a better chance that will be needed before French#going to Quebec being my only opportunity to use it and then everyone hears I’m not native and just speaks in English anyway 💀#like I didn’t study this language for 10+ years not to use it on the rare opportunities#kitchie beszél
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World 10 is so hard my ass keeps getting beaten by this boss in the first chapter????
#guardian tales#i don’t have the rest of my party and imy dodging skills are utterly shit#do i have to level up my other shit? my entire party is at the full level for this world#someone help me i cannot do this lmao#am i missing something or am i just too weak for this boss
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match suspension saving pegauff from getting bageled 😭
#with all due respect to both of them i don’t think either of them are really great doubles players#ik coco just won rg but that was with siniakova#and i think there are a lot of singles players who do well in doubles simply because they are good tennis players and good team players#and some singles players do have more skills/development in areas that lend themselves will to doubles#well*#(i.e. net play)#but i think a lot of them don’t really have enough grasp of the doubles strategy to actually do well in doubles on their own#which is why when they’re paired with a (very good) singles player they usually flop#but a good singles player + doubles specialist is a tried and true combo#take all of this w a grain of salt bc doubles strategy is still something I do not understand#but simply by observing the pattern of results over the past two years#i feel decently confident in that assertion lmao
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ya know it’s honestly funny and weirdly comforting when my friends call me a fake gremlin or green tea bitch because like despite that they still love me and like having me around
#deity dialogue#idk like I’m the past I’ve struggled a lot with like ‘performative positivity’ where I wouldn’t ever let myself be anything other than peppy#24/7 even when it was exhausting and I wasn’t happy#and then irl I deal a lot with being treated like an idiot and infantalized and so I’ve in an attempt to make myself feel better#started to lean into it like sure make whatever assumptions you want about me I’ll find a way to benefit from you treating me like this#I’ll pretend to be an uwu sweet angel if that pleases you or whatever.#but like it’s also nice because like around my friends and loved ones I can have actual emotions other than happiness 24/7#that being said I still talk like an elementary school teacher I cannot change this I’m sorry#that’s not fake I just talk Like That I know I use and excessive amount of exclamation points and question marks this won’t change lmao#I also like to think I’m somewhat peppy and social? sure my social skills suck ass and I’m terrified of everyone ever#but I also love to talk to people and hear from people I’m just kinda at a point where I struggle to even reach out first to most people any#more. it feels like if I try to maintain contact or reach out first that I’m overstepping and should be killed in sight lmao#so again sorry if y’all don’t hear from me much or at all it’s not anything y’all did I just struggle a lot and idk how to not T-T#I have to hope that someday it’ll get easier#rn the main thing helping is the reassurance and patience from ny beloved friends <3 I love my friends sm#the tags r all over the place sorry I’m half asleep
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#man after the season 6 finale and the long ass hiatus i thought i was done with this show#with kr*sten at the helm fox the parent network and the season 6 finale essentially serving as the series finale i thought it was joever#but with abc breathing new life into the show and tim being back (!!!!!) they’ve unfortunately pulled me back in#i still don’t think buddie is happening any time soon (or at all tbh) but this bi buck thing has me hooked sadly#it’s just with everything oliver has said the ep 4 title and tommy’s presence…#things have suddenly gotten very interesting#just when i think i’m out they pull me back in :(#btw i genuinely don’t understand why buddie shippers don’t want buck/tommy lmao#having one half of our pair confirmed to be into guys seems like a good thing?#do people just think it’s gonna happen out of nowhere? lmfao#i for one am super excited about the prospect of buck & tommy#i think there’s very little chance they end up endgame so this can only help us lol#save me bi buck#anyway i’m personally excited about all of this#anyone who isn’t… sounds like a skill issue :/#anyway#ignore me lol
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i love getting on here to complain and lie <3
#*fizzyspeaks#bc now i’m having second thoughts about spidersona LMAO#like i just wanted to have a reoccurring character on fizzy simblr that isn’t part of a legacy challenge ???#but like i’m soo uncommitted to the thought of frankenmeshing and recoloring a spidersuit for this blue bastard#entirely out of my skill zone#it would also be a fun challenge you know???#i want to do something other than legacy posts GAAAAAH i’m starting to feel insecure about it all#when i first joined simblr i did these funky lil edits and it was nice but i just don’t do it anymore#it’s like all my creative juices were squeezed out of me
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when the plot developments hit just ✨wrong✨
#can’t believe the 2k24 plot has progressed to the point where the weekend has ended… s i g h#i don’t want the weekend to eeeeeeeeeenddddddddd#wasted yet another weekend reading a facepalm-worthy manhwa. i want my weekend back </3#m an. the main plot point of that manhwa was just the entitled af sister poisoning everyone and evading consequences until the end#seriouslyyyyyyy first she poisoned the fl,then she tried to poison the fl’s husband (who was also her lover)#then she poisoned herself to bid farewell to her affair child. and th e n she poisoned her dad too bc he said no to her marrying the emperor#and *then* she poisoned the emperor himself with potato sprouts while trying to poison the fl *again*#and t h e n she was roped into a cheap plot to off the emperor by stabbing him with a poisoned needle by a (very meta tbh) guy#i mean. guy handed her the needle and was like ‘ok do what you’ve always been doing and poison the emperor for me.’ and she went ‘ok’#and they had the 2 most pointless brother characters i’ve ever seen.#first bro was some 15 y.o. affair child bro of the fl’s first husband who p much just existed to inherit the husband’s estate#and the second bro was the affair child bro of the emperor: a perfectly nice young man who was unfairly hated by said emperor#and. like. l o l. the 2 pointless bros were like the only likeable characters in the entire story and they barely appeared in it#the first husband had every single possible undesirable trait a man could have rolled up into a single guy#and the emperor had a wafer-thin backbone and a mad case of babyface. like. the 15 year old boy looked older than him h e y#and the fl was somehow both a skilled opportunist and a master of missing opportunities at the same time#and man. the fl had just a single (1) maid who looked like tomoya enstrs (but with a bob cut)#i don’t even remember the maid’s name; i just called her ‘bob tomoya’. sorry for the slander tomochin you’re a cool dude#i’ve never seen a main cast as unlikeable as this one lmao. i mean. at least the [redacted] anime had juri#the plot was a pointless mess in general too. it went from 100 to 10000 in no time flat for no reason at all#it kinda felt like they were just throwing plot twists for the sake of throwing plot twists#and ofc the fl successfully resolved every problem that came her way bc o f c she did. flashtag girlboss and all ig#but the best part of it all (imo) was the improperly placed jewellery assets. they aren’t even angled consistently across progressive panels#they aren’t even shaded either. just plopped on there. it really takes you out of the setting esp if it’s during a serious scene#i liked how i kept getting an ad about cheating in marriages while reading it though. it really added to the experience#i’d rate that series a 2/10: needs more assets and half brothers#time to find a new overy melodramatic telenovella-esque series to binge next weekend ig… last week’s was better thoughhhh#at least that one had the villainess experience her downfall as consequences of her own actions and it was quite satisfying ngl#hm. i think i need a new hobby. before the word ‘villainess’ becomes a permanent part of my vocabulary
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