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I hate him so much I want to beat the shit out of him I can’t fucking stand this man (affectionate)
#i hate him#(affectionate)#i’m going to kill him#i hope he dies#I hope he gets jumped#higgs#higgs monaghan#death stranding#fuck him
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(spoilers) All the times Solas and Lavellan can dump each other, with very rare variations included.
#I like Solas because he can dump you basically as much as you dump him#Dragon Age#Inquisition spoilers#otp: ar lasa mala revas#Solas#Lavellan#Trespasser DLC#the sheer jump in tone at the end is so....... ....... incredible I love this romance so much#the tragedy is that Solas is the most perfect sweet prince#he takes rejection better than any other dragon age companion I bet#exactly the loving way you would hope someone would take rejection#I made this because I get absolutely furious every time I see someone call Solas “controlling” or “possessive”#Solavellan
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Batman and Robin (2023) #10
DAMIAN’S BIG BABY AND BESTIE 😭
#the lil lines around Damian his wide arms HE’S SO DELIGHTED TO SEE GOLIATH I CRY#GOLIATH AND DAMIAN MAKE MY HEART HURT I LOVE THEM#and the page after this?? EXPLODING#SPOILERS#i sincerely hope Williamson sought for advice from Gleason when writing Maya#do kinda feel bad Gleason said he didn’t want her to return BUT MAYA AND DAMIAN REUNION…FINALLY…#i’m already jumping on the walls for hologram message Maya and SO COOL TO GET CIZMESIJA ART OF HER
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How come game Michael has all those bandages? I’m curious!
I got asked this a few times! Honestly it’s just a character design choice
To me, it makes sense Michael would have small bandages here and there on his skin, just from all his working with animatronics and snooping around. So the bandages are there to reflect that
#ask reply#dude just cuts his skin by accident a lot by poking at the robots#or the robots just jumping him pff#he isn’t ask skilled with mechanics like his dad just yet so he makes more mistakes#Michael and bandages just make sense from when he’s a kid getting into fights#to when he gets scooped and has to cover wounds#this is also a personal choice BTW cause I also just think it looks cool#I hope that makes sense and yall see the vision
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/ᐠ > ˕ マ Ⳋ birthday cat ⟢ 2024 birthday stream
#felix#lee felix#stray kids#skz#skzco#staydaily#bystay#dancerachasource#felixleenet#hyunlixsource#mine*#mine: felix#BRO THIS WAS SO HARD TO MAKE RAAAAAAAAAAAH#WHY DOES JYP HAVE INTERNET FROM THE EARLY 2000s#the fact that the kids have better internet at their own houses than a whole media company is INSANEEEEEE#anyways#ranting aside#HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i know he hated every single of this but HE DID IT FOR US#I cried about 10 times giffing this#(mostly it was cuz giffing a 720p laggy asf stream made me wanna yeet myself out the window)#i couldnt get all his cute moments with his ears cuz the stream was jumping all over the place like it was training for the olympics#sorry i said rant was over.....#🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️#BUT SERIOUSLY REAL TALK HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH THE EARS AHHHH#also his face when he realized the thing he was holding was a choker SENDS me#and his smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#YAH he got me giggling and kicking my feet 😭#i hope he had the best birthday 💗
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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bsd but make it scott pilgrim au where dazai is ramona and when poor kunikida starts dating him he has to fight dazai’s 7 evil exes (just chuuya)
#knkdz#kunikidazai#dazai osamu#kunikida doppo#chuuya nakahara#bsd#scott pilgrim vs the world#scott pilgram takes off#dazai really cannot hear the word partner and then be normal he really just be doing allat#platonic kunichuu because they need to interact right now or someone is getting jumped#bungou stray dogs#i’m a nightmare at formatting comics but i hope this is readable
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finished persona 5 and the only thing i can take from this is how fucking robbed akechi fans were like fym you crafted the most tragic and gut wrenching character only for him to be missing for like 90% of the story and only show up in minor flashbacks or cutscenes and momentarily join ur team only to stab you in the back and proceed to be the most problematic bitch in the game despite not even having a palace
#oh not to mention making anime.com’s top 10 most gut wrenching last words#“i was such a fool” i’m going to jump#they should’ve just let him have a palace cmon atlus that shit would’ve fucked so hard#wasted potential etc etc#yea time to replay and actually get the royal ending so i get more content of him i just wanted to play the game regularly first#they hate me bc i got p5r but still wanted to do the normal ending first (i made the right call)#horrible bastard i hope he dies in this version too#p5#goro akechi#oh also expect some persona art bc i haven’t posted anything for like a month and i have a huge backlog of p5 art that i need to color
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instead of nightmare approaching horror to recruit him for the gang i think it would be cooler if he talked to undyne about it. because she would not hesitate TWICE to ship horror off to fuck knows where in the multiverse
like booo booo boring horror would never cooperate and agree to join nightmare without him doing some extra work that he cant be bothered 2 do bc its doesn't benefit him enough 4 the effort put in. AND THAT METHOD DOESN'T EVEN GIVE HIM MORE NEGATIVITY!!!!! nonono the king deserves a show :3 so he goes to undyne who's the craziest of everyone in horrortale and yk yk does some stupid mind manipulation. maybe in exchange for horror he makes up some bullshit lie about how he could save alphys (is she even alive atp) or the rest of the underground and provide them food (like the same deal that nightmare WOULD offer horror) and undynes like 70x more fucked up than horror so of course she's accept in a heartbeat. shes the queen!!!! shes supposed to provide for her subjects (even tho shes kinda. erm. making them all suffer)!!!! and all it would take was a sacrifice of the guy she lowkey doesn't like??? undyne has more reason to accept a deal like that from nm than horror ever would. and it wouldnt be the first time she sacrificed horror anyways lol
idk she sends royal guards out to snatch up horror in the middle of the day (nightmare told her to make it dramatic and tense :3) (all of snowdin would probably follow in concern because OMG WHERE IS SANS GOING????) and then yeah. just like that horrors gone! nightmare probably didn't even give him a chance to say bye to paps. undyne never ends up getting the food nightmare promised because hes a bitchass like that (and papyrus probably ends up taking up the full leader role of food provider for snowdin (if undyne even lets snowdin stay out of her control) good luck for him!)
if horror had a nickel for everytime he got forced to be a sacrifice he'd have 2 nickels. which is actually 2 too much in his eye HES PISSED!!!!!! rightfully so become man ☹️ taken away from his world without even a choice or a reason (to his knowledge) or anything to benefit him??? and now hes STUCK in this disney movie castle with two freaks who look like him (what the FUCK) and then the most annoying THING he's ever had the misfortune of getting kidnapped by. he is in misery. it sucks. he IS infact bitter. if he ever came back to horrortale (which he literally would never get to without dying or losing his stolen eye) he would 500% commit anarchy and finally get rid of undynes annoying ass ‼️‼️
#horror gets to join killer in the forcefully kidnapped into the gang group#would horror lose hope of ever getting back to horrortale???? yeah probably :3#unlike dust he doesn't have dt so he would NAUGHT be that persistent#dust would die trying getting back to dusttale. horror would just want to die after not being able to get back#unlike dust (debatable) or killer (he's done all he can do to help his world and wants to move on) horror still has attatchments in his au#i KNOW the constant thought that snowdin is starving without him HAUNTS him like a plaugue#im like 80% sure horrortale would not survive without horror. it would implode without horror to keep undyne somewhat in check#NOOOO because like what if it was after Aliza manages to help all of horrortale???? like undyne#like she manages to get through the undyne somehow and everything seems to be going up slowly#horror FOR ONCE has hope for everyone again and then nightmare comes in and undoes ALLLL of aliza's progress!!!!!!#THE HOPE GETTING RIPPED AWAY FROM HORROR AFTER SEEING THINGS RECOVERING WOULD DESTROY HIM (maybe idk)#can just imagine killer having to be on suicide watch for horror bc nm can tell he's in a bad mood bc of that hope#killer doesnt have to be on suicide watch for dust bc he wont let himself die if his human still exists but horror?????#horror would not have the same will that dust and killer do. he tries to jump off buildings every mission#horror leaning off a ledge and killer's just holding onto his hood like man stop it this is wasteful and pointless#why does he keep trying to kill himself and have to make killer deal with this. cant horror just like get the fuck over it and do his job#anyways dust and horror exchanging stories about their aus and reminiscing about things before it all went bad#horror gets pissy anytime dust makes an offhand comment tying his story about the genos#dust completely ignores him when horror mentions something about the famine and how it fucked everything up#they rather just take this moment to pretend everything is alright in their memories#in that moment its almost like looking into a mirror. ok triglycercule getting a bit TOO poetic there#horrordust seeing sans in eachother only when they talk about their pasts and making it a way to deal with all thats changed#tricule hc#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#nightmare sans#murder time trio#bad sanses#nightmare's gang
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So all the crows look intimidating and terrifying except Wylan but if you look at him for too long then he becomes crazy scary too. It’s something about his features. Idk what
#that Pinterest quote that’s like ‘no one expects an angel to set the world on fire… something something’#like you see the rest and know what to expect. you see Wylan and he pulls out a flahsbomb and dynamite#hes cute but he’s scary#like a very angry kitten. you try to pet it and it bites the shit out of you#idk guys I once more didn’t get enough sleep if hope or taylor disagree with this I might jump off a cliff#I shouldn’t mention people like this when they are on tumblr it could lead to great embarrassment#anyways I’m stopping with the tags#six of crows#Wylan Van Eck
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that’s like. two behind the scene pictures where eddie’s left hand is “out of the picture” out of which one was on the hospital set, and then there’s that video of ryan practicing to fight with one hand for s8 eddie…methinks an injury is comingggg
#zee rambles#eddie diaz#911 abc#911 on abc#911spec#i hope he’s so injured#he better be so injured#and then he gets jumped or sometbing#angst it UPPP#911 spoilers
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this shit genuinely has me soooo heated
so fran’s car is apparently now 2.5kg heavier which makes sense because of all the crashes and something i’m noticing is that some fans aren’t grasping the fact that Williams has been building around Alex, that is his team.
He’s the one signed on until 2027, and yes, there’s always a chance of them dropping him, but out of the combined point of the 2022, 2023 and 2024 season, which is 53 points, Alex scored 43 of them!!he has always been their top scorer in these last three seasons! In one season alone (2023) Alex scored more points (27 points) than George and Latifi (23 points in 2021).
through the season we saw them prioritize Alex over Logan, which as much as we can hate on it, made sense. we saw it so vividly in australia and with Alex getting the upgrades before Logan in the following races. if i’m remembering correctly, there was one race where they had the same upgrades and guess what, they failed so bad that they had to remove them!
anyway, getting off topic, franco joined williams when both cars were equal and we can see that, but ultimately, williams is back at where they started: with an overweight car.
so yes, we can always circle back to logan not being able to drive that tractor of a car (i think it was like 8kg heavier at the beginning of the season) and williams *cough james cough* attempt to blame the driver
i honestly don’t even know where i was going with this anymore i genuinely lost the plot, but i have a very heavy dislike for james vowels and how he, in a way, changed the perception of logan to the media and in the same vein, his team.
bottom line is, Alex will always be prioritized within the team even when James can’t seem to manage to drivers with potential because it was easier to manage one driver when you let the other sink, but since both current williams drivers are good he’s struggling
this isn’t like, a hate thing i love the williams drivers and franco is doing an amazing job with the cards he was dealt with and i wish him nothing but the best, but this is just how williams has been for the entire season
ps. i’m not looking to argue or debate with anyone, this is solely my personal thoughts and opinion, the last time i did something like this i went at it with an anon about checo and danny so ill close my asks if i have to
#idk how to tag this#comets rants#this shit has had me sooo fucking heated#anyway alex albon defender first and foremost#that man has been trying to drag that fuck ass team from the trenches year after year#literally nervous for next year#had me doing math and shit like if i didn’t nearly fail every single math course#i’m gonna tag alex and hope i don’t get jumped#alex albon#alex albon they can never make me hate you#also nothing but love for franco#he’s going his best#it’s that team that gets me sooo 😤😤#i love the williams drivers SO DONT GET IT TWISTED#adding on: it might’ve been logan but it was NEVER just logan
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Hey, I just watched Dead Poets Society for the first time ever! Now, if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go sit in the corner of my room and scream!
#me very politely asking whoever made this movie to revive Neil (i am holding them at gunpoint)#NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK#what about my anderperry you cant do that... my anderperry you killed it... why ☹️#no but literally i usually cling onto one character in every show or movie and the rest i could care less about guess who it was for dps?#NEIL IT WAS FUCKING NEIL AND THEY KILLED HIM#i am rotating his father on a fire like a rotisserie chicken and feeding him to dogs.#i hope his father dies a slow agonizing death. i will boil him alive.#me at the end of the movie waiting for someone to say psyche or people to jump out with cameras and tell me i was being pranked#me before: “haha people seem to like this movie a lot it sure seems interesting ill check it out”#me after: “what is life...”#no but all of them standing kn the desks was so AHHHHHH#and i qant to fucking fight that bitch whatever his face was idk i forgot most of their names#the chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch#thats his name now forget his actual name#dps#dead poets society#anderperry#since i mentioned it in the tags#nuwanda literally was like “sure yeah ill get expelled but i wont rat you guys out”#but chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch mister “you forgot about the homework” over here is like “yeah so i told them everything”#i am exploding his head with my fucking mind#he deserved that punch so fucking bad
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Bnha makes me so mad because it could’ve been good. It had a lot of good aspects. But in the end none of them were satisfyingly resolved so it just feels bad.
#UGHHHHHH ik a million people have made posts like this but it’s pissing me off rn!#the ‘unfortunately’ in my username is more pointed than ever#(not that I’ve had a lot of hope it’d end well for a long ass time.#it’s just frustrating to make me love these characters and get attached to this world and then execute their stories so terribly.)#honestly I’d probably change my username to smth else (and I still might) if I hadn’t had it for so long#it’d be annoying if it messed up links in my past posts#but having smth vanguard related might be fun…#bnha critical#mha critical#<- tagging those so no one jumps down my throat for stating an opinion on my personal blog#and like. I’m not doing this to be a hater. I LIKE these characters and some of this story is very near and dear to my heart#I’m also not saying everything I didn’t like is a writing flaw#and in fact a lot of the things I didn’t like I think should stay there just get meaningfully addressed#but good godddddddddd it’s upsetting to see a story I cared abt sm & I leaned on during some shit end like this#whatever.#I haven’t even actually been keeping up besides looking at the spoilers for years now#it’s not like I’m gonna stop thinking abt the version that lives in my head. it’s just a shame about the official ending that’s all.#at the end of the day I’m not the author horikoshi is and that’s how he chose to end his story.
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2sSyqSr/
“you’d think theyd be a little better celebrating at those big touchdown catches if they’ve had that many”
😭😭😭 joemarr fight back they’re saying you’re too fucking emotional to have a cool celly together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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#stop being mean to them they're trying!!!!#they've got a lot of big feelings okay the best they can do is hop around about them!!#that's so funny though - the announcers laughing at them but also acknowledging just how much success they've had together!#frankly it would be weirder if they had a perfectly choreographed dance planned (although i'd love to see that too)#also oh man LOVING this slow mo angle of it#you can just briefly get a glimpse of how much ja'marr is grinning when he jumps up to meet joe#and as i said before - joe's INTENSELY aggressive affectionate helmet bonk <3#just screaming in his face lmao#here's hoping we get many more sloppy uncoordinated but joyous cellies between them over the years <3#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#joe'marr
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wifi reading through your Foul Legacy drabbles always helps me out of my fried brain
Just thought of some hurt comfort after the ridiculous day i had, like reader being at the limit of their patience and a simple small thing breaking the straw and having them breaking down from stress? anxiety? being overwhelmed? just all of that and fl seeing them and panicking, what does he do? who hurt them? and all reader wants is comfort and maybe a quiet place.
also idrk if this is where i read it from but laying down on his chest and he makes those soft rumbles that are like cat purrs? Immaculate.
*puts your brain in a crockpot and slow cooks it* hehe
honestly, Foul Legacy initially panics when he sees you in such a state, too. his brain just momentarily short circuits, overcome with worry and fear and a need to help, his instincts screaming at him to make you feel better, make things right. but he snaps back to reality with a fierce shake of his head, approaching you slowly and kneeling to your height with a soft, tentative croon. when you only gasp for breath, Legacy leans in and gently nudges his head against your shoulder before carefully gathering you into his arms. his touch is light and delicate so he doesn't alarm or startle you, claws running gingerly up and down your spine as he begins to purr. it's a constant, steady sound, your ear pressed against the ruff of fur around his shoulders, and the quiet rumble slowly brings you back to earth, grounding you like a soft cocoon as you blink, exhausted
Foul Legacy's arms are wrapped gently around you, keeping you close and surrounding you so it's just you and him, no one else. his talons move from your back to your face, giving your cheeks little nudges and pokes to keep you from slipping back into a daze, even a few sweet licks here and there. you just want to sleep, that's all- sleep somewhere safe and warm and away from everyone but him, and Legacy purrs soothingly, taking careful hold of your wrist and bringing your hand to rest over his heart. it beats with a steady, echoing thump, a pulse amidst the vibrations of his rumbles. Legacy gently pulls you down, snuggling you next to him and tucking the blankets all around your body. you snuggle up to his chest, and his face presses against the top of your head with a relieved sigh, holding you close and firm so you can sleep your worries away
tomorrow, he'll find out if someone hurt you. but for now, your comfort is more important
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#gee i wish i had a big sparkly moth abyss monster to cuddle up to when i get nervous#i mean what who said that#he's so soft and gentle and doesn't want to startle you#he always makes sure you know he's there before moving a lot#so you don't get scared and jump#pat pat it's okay anon i hope your next days are much much better#think about foul legacy#blasts you with foul legacy beam#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon#FAVE
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