#I honestly don't know how else to tag this

[asexual-fandom-queen]

Aro Headcanon Meme

I'm in an aro-positivity mood and want to spread the love, so I'm creating a new tag game that I'm hoping you'll join me in. Share 5 aro headcanons across 5 pieces of media and tag 5 followers to do the same. I'll kick us off.

Taylor Kelly from 9-1-1. My darling, dearest aro headcanon. My career girl. My I want a person I can share my life with, but on my own terms while keeping my independence Queen.

Avery Morgan from Doctor Odyssey. No falling in love on her bucket list. As vital a piece of the Odycule as Max and Tristan, whether her love for them is platonic or not, and I simply must stan.

Natasha Trace from Top Gun: Maverick. Is Bradley Bradshaw her platonic life partner? Yes. Does she need Jake and Bradley to get their shit together because Bradley keeps coming to her with his lovelorn woes like they're in an Austin novel and she does not know how to deal with that? Also yes.

Mick Rory from The Flash/Legends of Tomorrow. Literal divorce arc with his platonic life partner. Needs to be loved like a feral cat. Don't smother him. Respect his space. Take the love he has to give the way he has to give it because it's so special actually.

Abed Nadir from Community. There's love like The Notebook and there's love like The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and maybe that's a distinction Abed can make when it comes to film theory, but that boy has never once loved Troy or Annie or Jeff in a way that makes that distinction feel relevant in his own life. Maybe it's the autism, maybe it's the aromanticism, and maybe there's absolutely no fucking point in holding those identities up as two separate things that can be experienced independently of one another, and honestly, same king.

tagging @aroeddiediaz @nixie-deangel @queerfables @chillin-like-villains and @believesinponds (and anyone else who wants to join the bandwagon) to share their headcanons

[misakarose]

R O U N D 1 ↳  「 MY CLEMATIS 」

[cara-the-yiga-footsoldier]

I got creative :3

I guess I was just thinking that their partnership would sort of be like team rocket's, always failing at their goal and being funny and bickering the whole time lol

I kinda just did this because I was bored so this'll probably be a one time thing unless you guys like it :/

And Cara is much shorter than Arachi, but it wouldn't look right because I tried to make them do a pose that resembles the letter Y like Jessie and James do with their R pose I guess, it still doesn't look very good though

I've been talking way too much now :|

[hellogoodbyeitsme]

Broke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's too violent

Woke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's afraid to hurt people

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

I find it so incredibly funny whenever fast food advertisement is just this

[chocohedgie]

I remember reading a headcanon online that Pomni purrs and kneads like a cat when she's happy, so I was inspired to draw this 🤭

They’re both laying on grass btw

I think they deserve a little rest

[badgirlcoven-official]

"Willow is a bad character because she's a mary sue" me when I missed the entire point of the show

[thevioletcaptain]

was just making my morning cup of tea when my brain inexplicably dished up a long forgotten memory of what must be the most poorly thought out and cartoonishly offensive reality show ever produced (yes, even worse than milf island manor or whatever it’s called) and i had to google it to make sure it was actually real because frankly it seems like it should only be a wildly problematic fever dream.

but no, it was real.

it was called black. white. and it followed two real american families™ supposedly "swapping races" using hyper-realistic "makeup effects" and then going off to interact with society looking like rdj in tropic thunder and the wayans brothers in white chicks in order to "understand" racism and privilege (i mean presumably that was the point but yikes)

and this was not a show made in the 80's when you might expect some coked up executive to have thought it was a good idea, either. it was in fact made in 2006. and wikipedia is telling me that ice cube was one of the producers??

genuinely what were they thinking with this mess??????

[tvrningout]

IMAGES OF CHIYOKO HISAKAWA : 1 of ???

once gaining steady income as a mangaka, chiyoko seriously contemplates a more elaborate tattoo; rather than the cute little images she's imagined here and there, she wants something truly stunning to look at. the idea strikes her one morning after managing to spill paint all over her favorite pair of shorts, a deep green running over the blue material and down her calves. wouldn't it be pretty to paint her skin much like a canvas? chiyo eventually settled on a design that looks similar to watercolor, and though the visuals above lack much color, chiyo's tattoos are deep blues, purples, and reds that fade into each other, similar to what you see in these images here ( nudity warning, though nothing explicit ). the shading would most resemble the bottom right image, filling empty space with shadow or colored gradient. her tattoo curls along her right arm, across her chest, and down the left side of her waist, hip, and leg ( as depicted in the bottom left image ). getting to this point has, of course, taken quite a bit of time, especially as chiyo had to grow comfortable enough with her tattoo artist to allow them near parts of her body that are typically concealed. the whole thing has cost her a lot of money and tears, but she's pretty proud of the art she and her tattooist created. she plans to keep adding to it in the future.

[x-adoringvoid-x]

Apparently that's called the 'irresistible force paradox'

[nillisaie]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but some things that are acephobic:

Telling an ace person details about sex/your sex life after they made it clear they're uncomfortable with it

Insist that the ace person is missing out by not engaging in sex

Tell an ace person that they won't know until they try it

So please stop it

Sincerely, a tired and traumatized ace

[fitzselfships]

So crazy how I can go from having a great day to all of a sudden remembering an upsetting dream I had last night and it just. Instantly ruins my mood </3

[medicinemane]

Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy

You have... very very very very very very very very smart people you know, and they're say something that not only isn't true, but literally is as opposite of the truth as it's possible to be... and you'll... gently inform them "hey, it's actually a bit more like this" and then they just kinda... go on saying literally the exact same thing

I'm not sure if it's just that... I often feel like I must be very bad at communicating, or people must just not notice/ignore a lot of what I say, but... I don't know

Like dearest friend, you've said something as absurd as... I don't know, it's hard to say without saying it, but honest to god about as absurd as saying the United States was a part of the USSR, that level of completely getting it backwards

...and it just doesn't seem to matter when I try to explain it... I legit don't even know if you read what I said

Really end up feeling like I'm going nuts sometimes

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Full sketchbook page of younger Constant doodles. I am rotating this OC like never before

[darkeneddawningmain]

I live! And I'm writing a fic

Hello, everyone! :) I've re-started the process of moving this blog over to a side blog (@darkeneddawning) when I have time. End goal is to have all my art and stuff from here over there, so my main blog (this one) can be used for everything. The side blog will be where I post new phandom art and stuff.

Hopefully the transfer isn't too confusing for everyone. If you want to follow me to see my phandom art and stuff, you might want to wait until my side blog is all caught up, or you'll be spammed with me reblogging all of my old art over there for the next while. I'll announce on this blog when it's done and wait at least a week so people have time to unfollow this blog if they don't want my reblogs of everything I like to clutter up their dashes.

But I'm too impatient to wait until I'm done with that before I start posting again, so here's a blurb from the DP x DC Circus Gothica crossover fic I'm writing! It's going to be a while before I can post it since I've got a lot going on and I'm a very slow writer so far, but I'm hoping posting about it will keep me motivated to continue working on it :)

It's not a very long blurb, but I'll put it under a read more anyway (along with a synopsis of the fic):

Fic synopsis:

Wait, but if I’m mind controlled, and you’re mind controlled, then who’s catching the evil ringmaster??

Jason wasn’t expecting to join the suspicious circus he was investigating on Dick’s behalf, but a day in found him planning a heist with his new posse of co-slaves. At least getting in on the action gave him the answers he was looking for, as well as some others to questions he’d forgotten he was still asking.

Or: A new circus rolls into Bludhaven, trailing a history of too many pilfered towns to be a coincidence. Dick asks Jason to look into it on account of Dick’s circus related trauma. Jason was expecting to find evidence, not a one-way ticket to minion town, or a mysterious boy who somehow calmed the insatiable waters of the pit. Who is this boy, and what can he teach Jason about himself?

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Though he felt compelled to come, he didn’t know what was wanted of him now that he was here.

“This area is off limits to guests. Can I help you?”

That reaper kid from the performance, head attached, was looking at Jason with a raised brow. The same Red color that was swirling around Jason’s brain occupied the kid’s irises. Now he was up close, Jason could see how the kid’s stage eyeliner was only a slight enhancement to the genuine dark circles under his eyes. With those in addition to the gaunt hollowness of his cheeks, the kid looked like he hadn’t slept in years.

Jason smiled. It wasn’t a natural smile, but the Red liked it. “I’m here to, uh… cross over to the dark side?” That was all the Red was giving him to work with.

Reaper kid squinted at him, then drew back in surprise. “Woah, I totally thought you were human. Is that a disguise?” he asked, walking up to Jason.

“Disguise?” Jason glanced down at his body like it would clue him in to what reaper kid was talking about. He looked plenty human to himself. “What else would I be?” Was this important to the Red’s mission? Red was starting to feel a little more impatient.

“Uh, you know,” the kid gave a dismissive hand wave, but clarified: “Dead?”