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Deadass thought that was my cow for a second. Scared me half to death. But it's parker brown, not black.
But! I wonder that too! But I think it may have been Belphie's two-tone that came first, as although two-toned cattle are more common in horned breeds, polled breeds are more common in general and are generally solid colored. Think Limousin, Angus, Charolais, Braunvieh, and Red Poll. We just see more spotted or mottled cattle because they're prettier! Actually, if Belphie's hair were designed after any cow, I would say the Belgian Blue would be closest in coat style.
I was wondering if Belphie's dual hair color came first or when they thought it would be fun since his Familiar is a Bull and they tend to get two color pattern
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Angel Dust turns Human
Part 7
Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5 Pt6
This one is a bit short, sorry😓🙏!! I just thought that the last drawing was a good way to end this segment; I really enjoyed drawing these parts. Idk why🤔! I know the quality is a bit low, but if I make the canvas bigger, then my laptop will glitch and probably delete the whole drawing💔. If I make the drawings bigger and just make them as separate images, then my storage will run out and glitch! Nothing ever satisfies my old laptop😮💨...it's 6 years old as of now, I think!
Anyways, Angel (or Antoní🤔) gets a new hairstyle bc it was rlly messy in the first place, and GOD DAMN I hated drawing his old hair, I'm sorry😓😔🙏! I hope you guys noticed that Alastor hoped Angel was referring to him when talking about his father's business🙂🤫 (HE MISSED HIS SON). I rlly liked drawing them hug for once🫡🫶
Husk was truly no help at all (can't blame him), and Angel just truly wants to cry since he missed Alastor but also is terrified BECAUSE he's Alastor🫥. Charlie and Vaggie are back, YAYA!😁 This time, I don't know what else to add, sorry; my brain is super tired today😓!
Taglist: @diffidentphantom @cloversnstrawberries @birthrightversemain @dawn-sky-collective
#angel dust#hazbin hotel#alastor#fanart#hazbin art#no romance#/platonic#charlie morningstar#vaggie#comic art#fan comic#parental alastor#parental yandere#parental figures#yandere parent#fatherlylove#found family#platonic yandere#yandere#possessive alastor#possesive love#protective#Angel dust was a really lonely kid in the mafia; no one truly respected him but thought his knowledge of the human body was useful#Alastor's teachings truly did help him in the long run; otherwise his Pa probably wouldve gotten rid of him if he was useless☹️#He was still disturbed when he first cut up a body to pieces; he wished Sir was there to help him but he was dead at the time so💔#Angel dusts death will probably not align w the canon but also kinda? The death of an overdose will have a different backstory to it tho🤔#Interrogated by another mafia group is not nice; they didnt mean to drug him TOO much#but they did and he choked up on it and died in a chair; his pa wasnt looking for him anyways#Angel Dust is truly just a lonely character☹️#i love you angel dust🫂🫶
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oc time again! + her town & culture (heavily inspired by pre-roman italic populations)
she is suri sauthon. her story is linked to my swtor imperial agent, tar'x, but most of her life except for the one year away where she meets him, is spent in a town in the mountains of mirial.
despite mirial being cold and desert, and many cities developing underground, her town flourishes thanks to a force nexus, venerated in the form of an ancient, sacred, alive crystal. the ecosystem of that mountain depended on what "the horned crystal" was capable of giving them, but mirialans couldn't live off of that alone, so they developed trade and some rudimental technology, even if oftentimes it was bought thanks to the highly profitable trade of a plant used to make medicines that slowed down aging and had overall healing properties.
note: everything that's generated by this nexus has these healing properties BUT they have to be processed, except for those who bathed in the waters of the cavity under the crystal - the "real" nexus, but not the worshipped one. the waters were sacred but they were not thought to be miraculous, unlike the crystal, who instead was thought of as the keystone of the ecosystem: without it, everything would fall apart (and that is partially true: the cavity was the "real" nexus but thanks to the crystal, also strong in the force, the properties were spread all over the mountains). those who bathed in the cavity's waters - so, all of the town, who had a sort of baptism there - could eat the plant, make whatever food with it, and not only that plant, but everything generated by the nexus, that, again, had similar properties. this allowed people to live up to normal life-spans without advanced medicines or, much, really. to those who didn't live there, though, after the processing, had incredible effects, slowing down aging - for those who took it regularly - and making people able to live up to half a century more than the average]
originally, there were four tribes of nomads that lived thanks to horned farm animals that decided to settle down into one bigger town and other smaller settlements, to live off of transhumance. this division of the tribes stayed into the political and social organization: every person belonged to one tribe specifically, and had slightly different rituals and culture. for examples, each tribe had their own priests and healers, with different techniques and traditions. the town, tho, was guided by a group of people in the high priesthood, a position you could reach only by having earned the trust of all tribes. those high priests had many roles: they guided the people into sacred processions common to all the tribes, they managed the trading with outsiders, they did the maintenance of the temple of the summit (the one that functioned as casket to the crystal) and created a special liquid to offer the crystal that helps it grow.
this particular temple was important because 1. it was very visible, from every angle of the town, and it became an important identity symbol; 2. it stored the venerated horned crystal; 3. it had the altar where sacrifices were made for the crystals. that altar had a hole connected to the cavity, that allowed the liquids to reach the underground; 4. it had various symbols: statues representing each tribe + the high priesthood, and typical mirialan tattoos carved into the wood of the trees that served as columns for the temple, symbolizing 8 values that who dared to enter HAD to have; 5. it was on the way to an important lake (called "mother lake" because the lake the town was built around to depended on the waters of that other lake) where they traveled to in important processions; 6. it was said that a the wizard who unified the tribes made it with its magic, making the plant grow to hold the temple's roof. this wizard was, actually, a force user, obv.
BACK TO HER THOUGH: she's daughter of one of the high priests, who was in charge of managing the trades with outsiders, and lives in a house on the mountains with her mother and him. her parents are from different tribes (that's one of the things that earned him trust from the 4 tribes): when a child is born from two different tribes, they don't pick one to allign to, but they're usually linked automatically to the one with more relatives in it (in her case, the father's tribe: she had many uncles and aunts on his side while her mom only had one sister).
later, though, she got quite tied to her mother's tribe due to a mysterious illness that only her mother's tribe healer was able to cure. she spent 4 years (from 10 to 14 years old) living with the healer and learned her secrets. to better study, she wrote them down. when she returned home, she studied to become a priestess with her father. at 22 (the average age: you can't become priest before your 20s), she was supposed to take a test and become a priestess, but the healer of her mother's tribe died and the tribe asked her to take her place. she couldn't technically do that, but both tribes estimated both her and her parents and she was allowed to become both. she then decided to try to become a high priestess, and became one at 25 (a quite young age). being part of the council, she tried to convince the various tribe healers to unite their knowledges and write them down, and eventually made it. healers still remained tribe based but they now had an "upper, inter-tribe level" similar to high priesthood.
years later, the sacred horned crystal is stolen from the temple by some Hutt mercenaries looking for a profit. given the trust she has earned from all the tribes and the fact that her father is the high priest that deals with outsiders (and she's been hearing stories and advice about it since she was little), she is the one tasked with getting it back. without the growing crystal, the keystone to their ecosystem, the village would have lasted only a few years. in hrr quest, she meets imperial intelligence agent tar'x laran and, as they "solve the mystery" and fight to have it back, they get closer. they'll get married and have a daughter, Vegoia (who's the only one who actually will get to the plot of my story. this was all background)
#i overdeveloped this part of the background. IT'S QUITE LITERALLY USELESS. like. Vegoia will have so few memories of it (she'll become jedi)#i will make a post about her too when I'll finish designing her and outlining her story BUT that may be difficult cuz the frame for the mai#story is quite difficult to match with how developed the other stories are getting and i have to figure it Much Stuff yet#so I'm using these post to like. fix a certain part lf the lore because even my own notes are getting older and messy. better to start over#ANYWAY for those curious & who are still reading (if u exist. WTF THANK U!!); my main story is actually a research file in the jedi archive#BASICALLY i was trying to write my own story for years but then i watched a video (tcw doesn't hold up by sheev talks i think) and i finall#understood how to frame all of these stories together in a way that i feel can add to the star wars lore (because. the others were just#like. okay but who cares unless me? and i did want to have a cool frame that maybe some nerd would be interested in looking into)#so: when ahsoka anakin and obi return from mortis; they tell the council about it (yoda knows about it in s6). sheev talks complained that#it was incredibly full of stuff that was done so poorly it could ruin a big part of the original sw story itself and it was never brought u#again. and honestly i agree. SO my story is about a jedi that is tasked with research on the celestials & by having him figure out stuff i#can minimize/limit/reframe some of the controversial things in there (i love mortis arc so bad but i also agree with his critic. I'll Fix™)#so. many stories will be about people who have previously seen the celestials or have been to mortis one way or another (pre-tcw obv) & hav#had experience & knowledge that the researcher is looking for. so i get to have an anthology with many stories#and have a cool frame I'm intrested in developing + i can experiment with different storytelling styles depending on how he finds out stuff#+ there was another sw story with a similar frame i think? so if i decide to write the story as if it was the file itself and not the searc#i can have even a REFERENCE of what a file like that is supposed to be. LIKE. IT ALL FITS!!!#sw#star wars#swtor#the old republic#star wars oc#imperial agent#star wars fanart#mirialan oc#mirialan#star wars story#star wars the old republic#oc: suri sauthon
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archive of our own has taught me so much approximate knowledge about fandoms I'm not even in.
#i know so much shit about batman and i have never ever read a batman comic#i also know all the robins despite never reading shit about any of them#i know all the character names in supernatural but i couldnt identify their actual faces#i know so much about the arcs of jujutsu kaisen despite not watching jujutsu kaisen#i know too much useless shit about merlin and hannibal and doctor who#its astounding#my worthless treasure trove of approximate knowledge#i also have passing knowledge of x men comics now
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i for one really hope that tmagp leans into the unethical psychological experiments path of the Magnus Institute cause oh boy do I have a lot to say about that
#listen i did psychology a level#i have so much useless knowledge to impart#please somebody ask me questions#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus institute#tmagp spoilers
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"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."
-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty
#historicwomendaily#elizabeth woodville#my post#friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional'#(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...)#EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband#but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part#As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional'#A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means#of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances#to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor)#It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey#It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years#But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious)#By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family#(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons)#I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485#which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional#date of 12 February 1487#2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other#widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump#to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was)#I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument#Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was#They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless#I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests)#certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort#and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!'#which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure#ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.
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this is the part where I should mention to everyone who came in for the fan art that I’m doing a masters in welsh and celtic studies and I will make ANYTHING relate to medieval welsh prose or poetry. this is a warning
#Len text#I have so much useless knowledge and I will force it on all of you#thing isn’t related at all to welsh poetry? DONT CARE#AWDL ATTACK#READ MY ENGLYNION BOY#also if anyone is interested in transcripts of full poems from the book of taliesin or just has a question#feel free to ask#in fact please ask. gets on my knees
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Dissertations could be written about the particular neuroses of oldhead 4chan RLM fans
#did y'all know they once dug so hard for personal info on them that jay's address and phone number at the time got leaked#and this was the same incident that 100% confirmed that jay is his second name rather than just a nickname#(one of their old movies showed a bit of his driver's license and already confirmed it at least wasn't his proper first name)#I have too much useless RLM history knowledge in this brain#actually slight correction. I don't know for sure if phone number and home address + name were the same incident#could've been two separate leaks. could've also just been the one#ain't that fun
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What kind of acting do you think Simon does I always imagine him in like a supernatural TV show like Buffy or in classic action flicks but in the most recent Avengers Academy it looked like he was in a fantasy show.
Historically Simon has seemed to be primarily employed in B and C tier Hollywood action films, although the first film he was ever in (sans the Mr Muscles kids TV show bit) was a spaghetti Western from Avengers #207. His big acting break was playing the villain in Arkon IV, acting across an early 80s Arnold Schwarzenegger, a role he lands in WCA v2 #6. The vibe of it is very sword-and-sorcery, Conan the Barbarian style, which was probably what the Avengers Academy film was referencing.
Simon also starred in the film Damage Control, with THE Marlon Brando and Shelly Long of all people??? from the hit marvel comic that everyone knows and loves, Damage Control v3 #3. Simon shows his entire bare booty ass in this comic, which is the most notable thing about the issue.
Beach Volleyball Bros 2 was mentioned in X-Force v6 #50, which when I heard it, I envisioned a terrible Baywatch (2017) rip-off, but it could really be anoying.
Simon was ALSO hired to star in an adaption of Macbeth, during Wonder Man v2. There's a few different films that he's brought on to work on during the course of this series, and Simon seems to struggle with being typecast in action-slop roles, which, given everything we listed so far, is not far off the mark.
Towards the 2000s with the gradual shift in media culture and what was popular, Simon gets numerous offers in different comics to be in reality TV shows. I don't think he accepts any of them, except for Wonder Man v3 where he's shooting a reality show to rehabiliate a villain lady?? I don't know, it's a truly awful comic so I rarely count it in Simon discussions.
Simon's also offered another action-role in War of the Realms: Journey into Mystery, which he also rejects because he's a pacifist at this stage in his life.
(also in this series, Simon mentions a love for Westerns which is a cute tie-in to his first ever proper role!)
And finally, it's not comics but Simon is yet again in films that appear to be terrible c-tier action flicks in the M.O.D.O.K. show, from his appearance in episode 7. Sorry for the quality, but it is called "BRUTE FORCE 2: KANGARUDE AWAKENING" and has him with some animatronic canine? I don't know what this is, but it's something.
Anyway, so yeah, he's mosly been in bad action films, but I could see him segwaying into one of those kind of supernatural TV shows, or something CW inspired, like The Vampire Diaries or Riverdale. He does have it in him to do something a little more classy I think, but only if he/writers lent a little harder into him having a 1940s-50s Hollywood sensibility. They should give him a screwball comedy, not these action films, they aren't enriching enough for him.
#I have so much fucking useless knowledge amassed about this man#wonder man#simon williams#puts these in the tags as if anyone checks them regularly but me#ch: the man of wonders!#a-pansexual-unicorn#asks
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[thinks a little too hard about dragon ball z]
#blog#that was one of my biggest fixations as a kid <3333#ill never be as into it nearly as much as i was back then but i still get hype about it sometimes#and i have so much useless knowledge about it#sometimes im like ''wait how did i remember that small detail about this series i havent watched in like a decade'' GHFDSGYSHJFDGHFJ
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It’s so hard to be exceptional while being normal in a family full of exceptional people . and I really don’t wanna seem like that “smart kid that complains over getting a 98% instead of 100” but those 2 points really matter in the grand scheme of things especially when the 98 is instead an 88 and when I have a pathetic average of Bs and the occasional A and whatever seems so bad compared to my genius family members and it sucks that because of one singular weakness I’ll never be as good as them, when I was raised so well qwith so many more opportunities than them anf yet I still do worse. why? ill never know and it’s making it hard to give it my all
#like why should I even give it my all when what was my all was never enough#too smart for the normal kids and too stupid for the smart kids lmfao#I’m not complaining idk this probably sounds very vain and rudimentary#idk how to explain my issues. I just need an outlet#I also think it’s the burnout lmfao#I also don’t mean this in a self deprecating way like ooojhj I don’t have any talents I’m soooo pathetic and useless!!! no.#I’m actually pretty mediocre at everything#Art never stuck around and writing I was always bad at#science’s the one thing I’m good at and yet I have so much math anxiety I’m practically less than average on it too#and my friends and family just have this image of me being this smart and this good and I’m just. idk. not all that?#seriously I don’t mean this in a vain manner#I’m just hiding the blunt of this in the tags#seriously. does anyone else feel this way?????#I always hated the division of smart kids vs average kids or dumb even#I just.dontjnow#science brings me joy but really it’s because it’s the thing I’m the most knowledgeable on#and I like how people ask me for help in science#and sometimes even maybe they can be impressed with the stuff Ido#but. yeah#this is a lot of repition#I hope this doesn’t go on anyone’s TLs cause that’ll be EMBARRASSING
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My favorite genre of book is the “list book,” where the contents are essentially one long, cut-and-dry list of information, organized in alphabetical order with no embellishments whatsoever, other than diagrammatic pictures which show the meaning of something. This includes dictionaries in English, foreign language-to-English dictionaries, encyclopedias on various subjects, toxic chemical transportation handbooks for truckers, etc.
#I — like my great grandmother — read the dictionary for fun so much I became a walking encyclopedia#It stands to reason that whatever is wrong with me runs in the family ABSBDJDNDJDKD#I have no interest in stargazing through a telescope; but do I have an extremely detailed book about how to photograph our Sun? Yes.#Because I like to know things about a broad range of subjects so I am prepared for when I am in a situation that requires knowledge#No information is useless information. Even if it doesn’t seem like it applies it may spark creativity in another area#For instance: knowing how to draw enabled me to do art tutorials for a bunch of emotionally-impaired children#to have them all sitting at the same table peacefully learning a trade instead of smashing each others’ skulls in like they usually did#And you’d be surprised how well infodumping a bunch of random facts about Latin and Hebrew linguistics can deescalate violence
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Hi there! I absolutely love your gif sets! If you don’t mind me asking, what do you use to edit and make your gifs?
Also, how are you so darn good at finding the perfect images from the show? Do you just have a really good memory of when certain things happened?
omg thank you!! i use adobe photoshop to make them :) if you'd ever like to get into gifmaking, i could link some beginners tutorials!
and sjdfklsdjf i'm afraid the answer is yes i have unfortunately memorized a lotttt of it (and now that i'm getting into making gifs for new fandoms and having to find a specific shot without knowing which season it's even from: i'm remembering the Pain.)
howEVER if it's supercorp scenes you're trying to find, i have a cheat sheet right here for you: x. all credit goes to audrey @/criston-cole because i took screenshots of her google form to make this, back when she was doing a top 10 supercorp moments poll! it doesn't include s6 but still, it's helped me a lot :)
#check out her supercorp supercuts too while you're at it those are greattttt#thank you again :D#if you have any gifmaking questions in the future pls know that you would actually do me a favor by asking me#i love rambling about it. as you can perhaps tell jskldfjksdf#rainbowrelyea#answered#*slaps roof of my head* not to brag but this bad boy can fit so much Useless Knowledge in it#i can't tell you what i had for dinner last week but i can tell you that if lena's wearing red bottom louboutin's that's s5e10 <3
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happy birthday formidable!!! u will always be famous
#riki posted an ig story a while ago.. He's alive#anyways i cant stress enough how much i love this album#im like. A huge fan of experimental & avant-garde stuff in general#and also i have the same taste as riki in the sense that i sort of value sonority over lyrics#So. theres no way i wouldnt like it rlly#anyways here's my bit of useless knowledge i have abt this album#the last track (se acabo lo que se daba) is clearly inspired by pagode and/or samba#which r brazilian song genres#ik its not that impressive bc tjheres like. 1 genre for each song on ths album But#i clocked it since the first time i listened to it and now i get to talk about it somewhere#Yay
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Sobs in wants people to read Frankenstein so I have more people to talk about it with
#my poor dad had to listen to me rant about the book for an hour#and he couldn't escape#i have so much useless knowledge and character opinions#rereading the book and its sooo much easier to read the second time#i love it so much#monnie rambles
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#catch me once again complaining about shit that don't matter#but my horrible cousin wrote and published a book#which i can only imagine it being horrible itself as well judging my the fact that even the blurb at the back is badly written#like literally! the first sentence doesn't make any actual sense and the title lf the book is not capitalized...#i didn't keep reading lol#but as much as it's hilarious that this useless and horrible person can't even write a book and i can make fun of that...#it's so fucking depressing to know this idiot was able to PUBLISH a book with a PUBLISHER (a shit one i guess but still a publisher)#with no talent or knowledge of writing#and i've been busting my fucking ass since i finished uni trying to find work in the publishing world (in the art side of things)#and i keep being shut down#and like ok maybe i suck at drawing maybe i have no talent or skill... but that doesn't seem to stop other people from getting work...#i fucking HATE this horrible feeling#i feel like an asshole for thinking i'm more worthy and also like a failure because clearly i'm not worthy...#i just want to stop everything and just waste the time i spent in art school and also in life just drawing every day#and just go work at mcdonalds or something...#i fucking hate it here :/#ok rant over lol#angel talks#personal
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