#I have never played Ultrakill

[luxlightly]

I'm just saying if man is the divine creation of God in His image and God is gone or dead or whatever, then human blood is the last remnants of the divine, ergo God's light can and should be replaced by blood IF IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN.

[mythicmagics]

Cat

Just a little guy, absolute scrumbuly blimbus.

Made for Neuro flyeater.

[pineappleenthusuast]

I draw Gabriel ultrakill

(this was on a wb with a friend)

[cozylittleartblog]

redraw of a meme my brother sent me. hello ultrakill fandom

"the armor comes off-" yeah but that's not Nearly as funny

[kaiserouo]

Well someone has to give it its driver updates, Gabriel

[gabe-lovebot]

councilor 3D model

i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him

[link]

please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)

currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Hello? Hello hello?

Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?

Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know.

Um, “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah.

Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about.

Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to…forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up.

But hey, first day should be a breeze. I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

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Transcript:

Ah, sorry. I was just tongue deep in a robot.

Anyway, as I was saying *ahem*

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?

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[kojitheopossum]

The way I recently got into ultrakill and I was going to see what you posted then I saw in like your pinned post that you said you occasionally post ultrakill my jaw actually dropped

YEA BABEY!!!! GRAHHHH ULTRAKILL MENTION WTF IS AN ATTENTION SPAN o777777

srsly tho that's fantastic I absolutely adore robots (and the divine). If you want I can link all my past ultrakill art, but for now here’s a sketch comm i did awhile ago just for you o7

edit: I'm only now remembering that I used the comm money to buy the scarland book so thank you gay people

[vmecha]

so uh.

got a bit distracted with this new 3d art program

[stoshasaurus]

I want the largest sample size possible, so I’m posting this poll on both of my accounts

If you are an Ultrakill fan…

Please reblog for a bigger sample size

EDIT: the poll on my other account was deleted a few days ago, but tumblr wouldn't let me edit this post to say that for some reason. thank you to everyone who has participated!!

[colorsandmayhems]

Watched a vid thought of gabriel ultrakill and made this.

OG vid by Nominal Dingus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90I62KjC8cg

[luxlightly]

Watching you go down your Uktrakill rabbithole in reverse has been a trip and it has delighted me.

It's hardly a rabbit hole. It's just a somewhat simple concept that essentially boils down to "V1 and Gabriel are narrative mirrors" and "heaven and hell are narrative mirrors" which is literally just the entire narrative so it barely bears saying. There's just a lot of symbolism and examples in the game to be pointed out and saying just one or two at a time with little to no context is very funny to me.

Also I think Gabriel and v1 should drink blood and fuck nasty about it. I feel like this is also narratively sound.

[the-gif-factory]

can you do Gabriel ultrakill please please please please

ULTRAKILL: Gabriel

[hrokkall]

Designed some V-Model Iterators to go with the Minos and Sisyphus slugcats I've been drawing

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

what if something wicked is just lonely and when she chases you its just because she wants a friend

[tea-and-formaldehyde]

ULTRAKILL IS INSANE