#I have 3 answers and im recent years I've never asked a person who's had an answer that was the same as mine tbh đ¤
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It's why when I ask a group of people what super power they would want I specify "outside of shapeshifting" because usually it's to a group of a majority of trans people- (sometimes all three of these people when I get really lucky, that's a joke kinda. The lucky bit is a joke. Also it's not in a negative way) -and I don't want the same response because it keeps me from gaining the information about themselves I want. Because I already know why they want shapeshifting -4-
It's me I'm both these people--
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I had added this version in a reblog, but since most people don't look at the reblog list, I added it to the main post ^^"
#asking people what superpower they would want can offer a lot of insight into that person#it sounds like a boring small talk question#and like#yeah it can be#but the answers people gibe#and even better the REASONING behind it#can tell you a bit what theyre like and thats why its likr first 5 questions i ask (I ask it like 3 times at least when im getting to know#a person. not on purpose#i just forget but then I'll remember if they give the dame answer bc usually theyll give it differently)#most people don't really give detailed answers which is totally fine and expected but i love when they do#I have 3 answers and im recent years I've never asked a person who's had an answer that was the same as mine tbh đ¤#anyways.
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i just listened to sabrina's new album and oh my god the song slim pickins is such a song that was written from daydreaming about lumberjack!logan, oh and the recent fic that you reblogged was just so yummy and perfect for that song especially the lyrics "a boy who's jacked and nice" like god having to settle down for less because nobody can be him đđđ need him expeditiously im afraid
it's slim pickins
lumberjack!logan howlett x fem!reader
cw: yearning!! fluff, tiny nsfw conversation (nothing graphic)
a/n: this request couldn't have come in at a better time because i'm seeing sabrina on opening night of her tour tomorrow night!! <3
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"am i just destined to be alone forever?"
another friday night in the hole in the wall bar outside of town. another date gone horribly wrong. your question hangs heavy in the air as you gossip to your best friend who's bartending tonight.
"you keep picking douche bags." she answers without missing a beat.
"well, that's fuckin' rude." you slur slightly, sipping on your third fruity drink tonight.
"well, it's fuckin' true." she smiles, looking over your shoulder at a group of men that walked in. "why don't you go talk to one of them? they look hot."
you spin around in your stool to see a group of lumberjack workers. these were the men that you worked with, you can't flirt with them.
"i work with those guys!" you hiss.
"sooo...?" she smirks.
both of you quickly end the conversation with the five guys approach the bar. the last thing you needed was for these guys to see the desperate and pathetic look on your face. quickly, you rummage through your purse for some cash to put down.
"what are you doing here, doll face?" a familiar voice asks.
you look up and see the most handsome of the men, in front of you; logan. twice your size, buff, toned, tan... god, you had such a crush on him. never in a million years would you go after him though, he's too good to want a girl like you. you were just a friend. he make small talk with you, laughed at your jokes, calls you little nicknames, and refills the coffee pot for you but thats what friends do, right?
"oh... um, i'm just-"
"she's been sitting here moaning and bitching to me all night about her horrible date." your best friend smiles then introduces herself to logan with a handshake.
"thanks asshole." you mumble under your breath at her, making logan chuckle.
"tough night?" he asks, looking down at you in a way that makes heat rises up your face.
"kinda, but i'll save you all the gory details." you admit, sliding off the tall stool a little ungracefully. "have a good night, logan."
"wait, doll face." he says, grabbing your arm to balance you. "wanna talk about it? i'm sure your friend here is busy."
the alcohol let him take you to one of the booths. all the other men noticed logan and you sitting together, definitely making mental notes to tease you both on monday.
"so, what's on your mind?" logan asks, taking a swig of his beer.
"it's nothing really..." your mouth says one thing but your phone says another; practically buzzing off the table.
"you sure?" he raises a brow.
"uh... yeah?" you sound confused as you peak at the notification. an annoyed groan falls from your lips as you slam the phone back down and sink into the booth. "why? why? why?"
"why what?" he squints.
"be honest, do i have dumbass written on my forehead?" you sigh, hazily looking over at logan. the question threw him off guard; unsure if you're joking or not.
"no." he answers.
" well, i sure feel like one. every guy i've gone out with is either the most obnoxious asshole i've ever met who's still hung up on his ex or he's absolutely perfect but he's just not ready for a commitment right now? what the fuck does that even mean?"
all of your drunk rambling surprised logan. at work, he's only seen your shy personality as you scribble down numbers and log them into spreadsheets. this was a completely different side of you.
"i know what you're thinking, 'why not just try dating a woman?'. well, i fucking would if this town wasn't stuck in the 50's, except the men aren't going to war in order to get away from you, instead they just run back in between their ex's thighs and pull that 'it's not you, it's me' bullshit."
it was getting harder for logan not to crack at your silly yet, adorable expressions as you rant.
"and the worst part is that they can't even get a woman to orgasm." you say a little quieter. logan stores that quote in his pocket for another time. "a few weeks ago, i literally had a man in my bed who didn't know the difference between their, there, and they're! i don't know who's stupider, him for not knowing or me for letting him give me the worst head in my life."
if you were even a little sober, this would be mortifying. sitting in front of your work crush and spilling pathetic details of your love life to him. if you were even a little sober, you would have notice his eyes turn dark and lustful under the dim bar lighting. logan couldnât fathom that you were having trouble in your love life.
"sounds like it's slim pickins out there."
"you have no idea." you sigh.
"if it makes you feel any better, i don't think that you're stupid."
"you're just saying that to be polite. trust me, everyone thinks i'm an idiot for taking these guys back every time. im just like my mom, my sisters, my friends, and every other girl i know. we make up excuses for their shitty behavior because we are afraid to be alone."
logan could see tears forming in your waterline, about to roll down your cheek. it hurt him to see you so heartbroken over these losers. everyday at work, you came in like a ray of fucking sunshine. you didn't deserve to be treated like this.
"it's not your fault that those asshole don't know how to treat a woman." he sighs, leaning forward in an attempt to comfort you.
"i know, i know..." your voice was cracking and you didn't want logan to see you so vulnerable. suddenly, you rise from the booth. "thanks for listening, logan."
"where do you think you're going, doll face?" he asks, following you out the door.
"should head home." you mumble, pulling up the number of a car service about twenty minutes out.
"let me give you a ride home." he offers. "you've been drinking too much."
it's late, you're exhausted and heartbroken so, you let him help you into his truck. it's kinda old but full of character, like logan.
"what's going on in that pretty head of yours?" logan asks, breaking the silence in the car. "still sad?"
you shrug. "think i'm just going to become a nun."
he tried, he really did, but he had to laugh.
"sweetheart, there's no need to become a nun."
"well, i'm never going to find the man i'm looking for so, might as well join the sisterhood."
"what are you looking for in this dream man?"
logan's question has your eyes wondering over to where his left hand sets on the wheel and his right on thigh. the images of what his hands could do flood your fuzzy mind.
"j-just a good guy who's um, who's kind, jacked... respectful, good with his hands...."
it was shameless, your staring that is. logan worried you might get drool on the car seat, not that he would mind.
"hm... those seem like simple requirements there."
"apparently not." you giggle. "it's fine, though. i'm sure the nuns will be friendly."
"still thinking about joining the 'sisterhood'?" he asks, pulling up to your drive way.
"maybe... i'll give it twenty-four hours and if he doesn't come knocking on my door, i'll just buy a chasity belt and go off the grid with the nuns." your smile warmed his cold bitter heart. "thanks for the ride, lo. i'll see you monday."
as logan watches you fumble with your keys and make your way inside, he fights an internal battle over his feelings. he has had a crush on you since the day the two of you first met. by the end of the week, you had baked him some cupcakes, babbling about how you do this for all the new employees, which was far from the truth he later learned.
you captured his heart. even when he tried to burry his feelings for you, when logan looked at you, his world stood still for a moment. he looked forward to all your silly jokes in the break room or the ridiculous gossip you would tell him when he lingered outside of your office door. he couldn't let you slip away into the arms of another asshole who didn't deserve you.
before logan could comprehend what he was doing, his feet lead him up to your door, knocking twice. the wooden door opened and he knew he made the right decision.
there you were in your light blue and grey plaid pajamas with a cupcake in your hand and vanilla frosting on your bottom lip. logan had never seen you look prettier.
"hey? did i leave something in theâ"
in the blink of an eye, loganâs hands reach up to caress your jaw, leaning in until his mouth engulfs yours. the taste of vanilla and alcohol surrounded both of you. forgetting the cupcake in your hand, dropping it to reach up and pull logan closer. kissing him was like drinking a glass of wine after a long day. no more stress or anxiety over anyone elseâs bullshit. the two of you gasp against each others lips, catching your breath.
âi could be the good guy, you know?â logan pants, now forever addicted to your taste. âi could be the good guy for you.â
your heart fluttered as you stared up at his pretty hazel eyes, twirling a piece of his hair around your finger. this had to be a very realistic dream, thats the only answer to this.
âyou would do that for me, logan?â your delicate voice could bring him to his knees, worshiping the ground you walk on.
âi would do anything for you, honey.â he whispers, leaning back in to kiss you again. maybe your dream guy wasn't as far away as you thought?
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HI IT'S SQUISHY fic ask game time:
F:Â Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes youâve written and explain why youâre proud of it.
I:Â Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?
R:Â Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?
X:Â A character you enjoy making suffer.
:3
YAHOO HI SQUISHY TY FOR THE ASK >:33
ok uhhhh uh uh
F: i think if i had to choose anything, it'd probably be the cat petting circle scene from and who do you think i'll be (without you)?, because i am. really really bad at juggling more than like 3 characters in a scene and this has FIVE and it's still really fun to read, at least for me. it's dynamic, though admittedly the attention still mostly falls on kuwabara and yusuke (sorry keiko </3 i wish you were more prominent in this one but alas) everyone carries some weight. i'm also not great at understanding (and thus writing) anger, so yusuke's bubbling frustration through the scene is like.. kinda cool to me. (a/n: eikichi is kuwabara's cat lol)
i'm also including another two from this same fic bc i think they're neat as well :)
(i'll put a transcript of the screenshots at the end under the read more)
honestly, i love writing yusuke's dialogue no matter what he's saying, so this fic's got a few moments i'm very fond of, but didn't include. anyway it's the only good thing i've ever written (<- exaggerating, but it's probably my favorite fic i've written, and maybe favorite prose piece)
i also remember enjoying some of the dialogue between sagawa and majima in tough love for loveless things, and i assume i liked a lot of the stuff for i long for you and your expert hands, but i... haven't revisited that one in a long time (idk why but i'm a little afraid to?? i haven't forgotten it though), so i couldn't point to anything specific really ^ ^'
I: hm... i think i overindulge in characters just talking about nothing, at least when it comes to my writing. if i like them, i like hearing them talk about nothing, and it tends to bloat scenes and drag on, i figure. i also tend to gravitate towards really specific intensely described points of imagery that barely come up again and totally break the flow of the scene (oops). in terms of guilty pleasures in reading, uh...? i'm kind of a sucker for werewolf stuff because i got that dog in me. im drawing a blank ig sorry <3 OH i've always been hopelessly fond of whump / hurt/comfort / sickfic STUFF. legit since i was a child. i like it when they're out of it i like it when they're woozy. and anything with dumb hijinks and/or slapstick is good to me. comedy's hard and i like seeing idiots be idiots. and really introspective/inner monologue heavy pieces are mmmmwah for writing and reading
R: oh man. whatever i'm currently reading often ends up influencing my writing in noticeable (to me) ways. one time i was writing smth for my fiction writing class and i typed out a sentence that felt at once like smth dr seuss would write (you'll never guess what unit my children's lit class was on) and a line from lolita (because that's what i was reading at the time). it's a mashup that worked weirdly well. ANYWAY to actually answer the question, the little prince ruined me as a kid, and a lot of the way i express sadness and emptiness is channeling saint-exupery there. currently, arkady martine and andzrej sapkowski have been influencing my scenery descriptions in particular, because that's what i was most recently reading, but earlier this year i remember cormac mccarthy's the road finding its way under my pen a lot. for really flowery stuff (i don't think you see it much in my fics, but it's not Never), i think of alfred tennyson's maud quite often. this is not a conclusive list im just empty brained :P
X: ohhohohohohhh. god help me but i love making all of them suffer. to love something is to vivi/dissect it. currently kuwabara is the one i'm putting through the most though (<- channeling personal issues into this orange guy), but majima and kiryu were always lots of fun to break down >:). perhaps that's the real answer to the guilty pleasure section
[SCREENSHOT 1]:
âHey, whyâs she goinâ to Kurama and you and not me?â Yusuke complained, pouting at Keiko.
Kuwabara piped up. âMaybe itâs âcuz they have manners, unlike some of us.â
âOr patience,â Botan offered.
Yusuke stuck out his leg and prodded Kuwabaraâs arm. âYeah, and howâre your manners workinâ out for ya? You still look like someoneâs been playinâ tic-tac-toe on your hands or did she become a saint overnight?â
âShut up, Urameshi.â
Keiko spoke up from her spot on the floor. âAw, I think sheâs just sweet. Right?â She put her chin on her folded arms and gently rubbed at Eikichiâs cheek. With a warm smile, Keiko turned her head into her arms further, squishing her face, openly endeared. âEven if she bites sometimes.â
âFinally, someone gets it,â Kuwabara moaned. âKeiko, tell Urameshi that for me, will ya?â
Yusuke didnât buy it. âIf she was sweet sheâd be sweet to me, too.â
âBenevolence is nearly always conditional,â Kurama said, leaning over to rub Eikichiâs ears. âPerhaps she senses your standoffishness and simply chooses not to engage with someone who does not seem to want her.â Kuramaâs brilliant green eyes swept back to Yusuke for emphasis. âYou two may have that in common.â
âWhâ?!â Yusuke spluttered a bit, before settling on, âWatch it, fox boy.â
âAw,â Botan giggled, âYusuke, itâs alright, you know. Some of us just have an animal-like charm. Meow meow!â She hooked her hands like paws.
âRight, and Iâm saying Eikichiâs not so charming. I mean, sheâs been ignoring you, too, Botan, whaddyou think?â
âOh, sheâs just lovely! Simply adorable,â Botan cooed.
âHeheh, looks like youâre outnumbered, Urameshi!â
[SCREENSHOT 2]:
Rocking his chair back lazily, Yusuke noticed Kuwabaraâs scratch-laced hands and whistled. âDamn, Kuwabara. Itâs kinda beating you up, huh? That cat oâ yours. You look like you just fought me, only smaller.â
âFor the last time, Urameshi, Eikichiâs a she! Quit it with the it crap or Iâll knock you into next Sunday brunch.â He jabbed his chopsticks at Yusuke pointedly. âAnd I donât think you could get any smaller.â
âYeah, yeah, whatever. Sheâs beating the shit outta you. But whatâs with that? I thought kittens were sâposed to be all cute nâ cuddly.â Yusuke swirled his drink thoughtfully before taking a swig.
âYouâve never had a kitten, have you, Urameshi?â Kuwabara deadpanned. He had the right to do that now that he was a cat-rearing expert, as if he hadn't learned it very recently himself.
âNo. âM not really crazy about animals. Neither's my mom.â Under his breath, Yusuke added, âKnowing her, thatâs probably for the best.â
âWhâ? How?!âÂ
Yusuke shrugged.
Kuwabara huffed. âUgh, sheâs teething right now, okay? And I havenât got her a scratching post yet. Sheâll grow out of it, youâll see.â
âWhatever you say, man. Just try not to lose any limbs waiting for her to get manners, arright? Donât wanna make our fights even more one-sided. Thatâd just be sad.â
âYeah, right, Urameshi.â Kuwabara puffed out his chest. âEikichi could take two oâ my limbs and Iâd still wipe the street with ya.â
âHey, try beating me with four limbs first, tough guy.â
The conversation devolved into threats and bickering from there, culminating in little more than wrinkled uniforms and mussed hair-dos, and one final exchange.
âYou havenât even met her, Urameshi, so how could you know what sheâs like?â
ââCuz youâre carryinâ the proof right there, stupid! Look, donât take it so personal. I just donât feel like spending all day roughhousing with someone that far beneath my weight class, even if she is the precious little angel you say she is."
[SCREENSHOT 3]:
Yusuke lounged on the floor, Eikichi sitting on his chest and staring down at him.
âWhatâre you starinâ at, Stinkass?â
Kuwabara scoffed loudly, fluffing out the pillow Yusuke would use.
Yusuke smirked at him. âOh, Iâm sorry, your highness, I left my manners at home.â He cleared his throat. âWhat are you staring at, Her Royal Majesty the Queen Stinkass?â
âMan, why'dya only pick mean pet names to give âer?â It came out a bit harsher than he meant.
âWhat?â Yusuke began to sit up, but stopped when he remembered Eikichiâs place on him. He dropped back down and shut his eyes lazily. âThese arenât pet names, theyâre, like, insults. That I donât mean.â
âSo âStinkassâ is your idea of an affectionate nickname?â
âGee, you donât have to make it sound so damn girly. Iâm just callinâ her that âcause I like her.â
âOoh~ so you like her, huh?â Kuwabara sat up on his knees andâonce Eikichi got the hint and clambered offâsmacked Yusukeâs face with his pillow, holding it over his face. âWhatever happened to not beinâ mushy, tough guy?â
Yusuke wrenched the pillow from his grip and lazily swung it at him, not bothering to get up. âHey, you told me she doesnât judge about that sorta thing, right? And Iâm learninâ thereâs benefits to beinâ mushy, like kicking ass better.â He shifted to crack his back, then sighed, relaxing into the floor. âIâm just sticking to my way, and sometimes that means calling her Kuwabaraâs Favorite Little Shitblaster or whatever.â
#anyway YEAH#i feel kinda eh (/anxious) about most of my fics after a bit (currently the case for blue moon revisited all of my love and i long for you)#for probably no reason at all tbh so.. kinda weird saying 'yeah i don't like any of the ones you read and were v nice about sorry </3'#but that's the best i got for ya atm squishy#AGAIN thanks for the ask i'll send one your way as well i uh didn't think this one would take so long to write out oops#nyarla dni
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So im working on this HL fic an its definitely still very much a work in progress but honestly i've been struggling with motivation with it.
The idea behind it is suppose to be a chapter(or maybe a couple chapters) of Amit's future memoir, and it's all about the new F!MC 5th year through his view. I personally haven't seen anyone else do it like this, and it's been on my mind since I first played Hogwarts Legacy.
Im hoping posting just a snip of it will push me into the motivation i need. This is just the potions class part the writing so I hope you all enjoy. I'd love any feedback you can give <3
p.s. Forgive my writing, I literally haven't writen anything in years
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The days went on, and I didnât see much of the new 5th year other than classes. However, the talk about her never seemed to stop. From helping classmates with miscellaneous tasks around Hogwarts, fighting trolls in Hogsmeade to even rumours about the dark wizards called Ashwinders looking for her, she appeared to get more mysterious than ever. While allegedly everyone knew her, nobody seemed to know her. Nobody knew about where she came from before Hogwarts, nothing about her family, no one could even tell you what she liked to eat since she appeared to never be seen in the great hall during designated meal times. The only thing people insisted they knew is she took to spending time with Sebastian or Natsai, but getting information from those two was as impossible as taming a graphorn. I was beginning to assume that having a conversation with her was never going to happen, until that fateful potions class.
I remember this potion class like the day I first discovered my parents' Gobbledegook notes. We were tasked to make the perfect wiggenweld potion. Professor Sharp had called on me to explain why itâs a handy potion to have on hand. A simple question really, a first year should even be able to answer it. However, if you find yourself reading this and donât know, wiggenweld is used to sterilize and even heal a variety of injuries but not all injuries so donât rely on it as a cure all. With Professor Sharp's nod of approval and points awarded to the Ravenclaw house for my answer, we began to brew our potions.Â
The new 5th year was stationed on the other side of the room, just being in the same room as her was making me anxious. How was I supposed to approach a person who has built such a strong reputation in just the few days theyâve been here? As much as I wanted to ask her every question that I could possibly think of, I decided to observe them between the steps of making my own potion. It was probably the safer option to not get too close to someone who supposedly had ashwinders on their trail. After all, it took almost all summer to convince my parents Hogwarts was safe to attend even if there were rumours about a goblin rebellion happening.Â
Iâm not really sure what I was expecting when it came to their potion making. After their show in Defence Against the Dark Arts, I was positive there would be a magnificent spectacle awaiting in this class, but there wasnât. There was no flair when crushing Dittany leaves, no throwing all the ingredients into the cauldron at once, no massive explosion when adding the horklump juice, just normal uneventful potion making. If it werenât for all the rumours youâd think she was just your normal everyday Hogwarts student.Â
Soon enough Professor Sharp got up from his desk to check on each student, making sure they were following instructions carefully. He made his way to the new 5th year first, assuming he was skeptical of them succeeding on making a flawless potion their first try. But as Sharp had approached their station, she had turned to face him holding a perfectly green potion in a vial. With all the commotion of the classroom it was hard to hear what the Professor was saying to her but I managed to makeout something about ârecent exploitsâ. I could only imagine what he was referring to but the rumours donât make it that hard. She gave Professor Sharp a nod before heading towards his office door only to be stopped by the lively red headed gryffindor, Garreth Weasley.Â
It was easy to tell when Garreth was planning to make whatever concoction his mind made up that day. He would have this specific gleam in his eyes, with a mischievous grin to match. When he made that face you knew an explosion of some kind would surely follow. This time they both were closer to me so I could hear them. Garreth double checked to make sure Professor Sharp wasnât listening before asking her to collect a fwooper feather among the ingredients for her edurus potion she was tasked to make. She seemed hesitant, not wanting to get on Sharps bad side to which I don't blame her for not wanting to cross an ex-auror. However, Garreth persisted to which she reluctantly agreed too. Her expression showed uncertainty compared to Garreth's beaming smile of success as the two parted ways.
Hearing Professor Sharpâs office door close behind me, I returned to finishing up my own potion. The colour finally being the perfect shade of green, I slowly began to pour it in the empty vial. Before turning in my now completed wiggenweld potion, I went over the steps in my notes just to triple check I followed each step correctly. I was so engrossed with my notes I didnât notice the set of footsteps walking towards my direction.Â
âI was impressed you were able to answer Professor Sharp's question about the wiggenweld potion.â Â The unfamiliar voice had startled me out of my thoughts and quickly turned around to only be met with a friendly smile and a small wave. It was her. Up close she didnât appear very intimidating, she just seemed like a normal 5th year as excited to learn as any other of our peers. Her eyes however, seemed to have this fire shining bright with determination.Â
I gathered myself quickly to introduce myself so as to not be rude. While I had reservations about her with all the rumours and hobbies she seems to have, she was actually quite pleasant. I took this opportunity to complement her flawless effort on her wiggenweld, she really did seem to have a knack for potion making. My nerves were getting the best of me, I simply kept rambling on but she didnât seem to mind, smiling and nodding to the almost nonsense spewing out of my mouth. Our conversation wasnât a long one, we parted ways with the knowledge that we would be sharing Astronomy class together. A class I was always excited to attend.
As she headed in the direction of her potion station she almost seemed to hesitate before heading towards Garreth instead. She appeared to be reluctant to hand over the bright pink fwooper feather to the very eager Weasley who gladly took it from her before she could change her mind. If only she knew what she had got herself into.Â
She was in the process of making her edurus potion when the show began. As no surprise to anyone but the new 5th year, Garrethâs concoction started to spark like fireworks before quickly bubbling over, splashing all over himself and neighboring stations. Annoyed groans had come from Sebastain and Natsai who were the unfortunate victims to the putrid concoction. With a clearly frustrated sigh from Sharp and points taken from Gryffindor he had called for whoever Weasleys accomplice was to answer to him as well, looking towards the new 5th year who was bottling up her potion doing everything to avoid Professor Sharp's piercing gaze.Â
When she finally couldn't avoid his gaze forever, she made her way towards his desk in the front of the room. I couldnât tell if Sharp was more annoyed or disappointed in how she chose to spend her class time. Usually actions like this resulted in detention or house points taken away at the very least, not this time. Maybe because it was her first offence with him or maybe it was because she gave a genuine apology about her actions, who knows. Professor Sharp seemed to be just as impressed with her work as everyone else was. With a final warning to her about ânot a potions master quite yet,â he dismissed the rest of class. Almost instantly she turned on her heels to apologize to her unfortunate foul smelling friends for the mess she caused them before bolting out the door claiming she had somewhere to be.Â
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanfic#current wip#sebastian sallow#amit thakkar#ominis gaunt#hogwart legacy f!mc#professor sharp#garreth weasley
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Heyy!!! your ocs are so cool. I'm sorry if this is a rly dumb or annoying question [or if it has been asked before!], but can you summarize your ocs' lore?? As in, the general conflict/background/plot/story whatever?? Im so interested in it, but I genuinely have only a small clue of what's going on!! Thank you!!
nono you're totally fine! i like talking abt my ocs anyway (i tend to get asks regarding some, but if i havent answered them its because im still fleshing them out
I've been spending a lot more time with worldbuilding as of recent as opposed to characters in specific so in terms of written-down stuff i dont have much, which is what my toyhouse is for! it's only greyscale, saturate and my sona (whos unrelated) on there atm but i dooo plan on publicizing character pages in bulks when i have them ready. that said, i'll be using this ask as a dumping ground for the current information swimming in my brain soup tyvm
Also the actual story itself isn't fully written so i cant offer much on that end, so srry. I'll answer what i'm able to
Lost Connection is set in a world where government bodies have created a dome situated far out in the ocean with the purpose of creating a re-enactment of human society using machine bodies and AI. They first started as basic but large machines with barebones programming, enough to get them moving. They were supplied with material and tech used to create more machines that gradually got better as the years went on.
Fast forward to today, with slight assistance from human moderation without their knowledge they had created a similar society to humans that caters to the robots (mechanic facilities, clinics specifically for accessorizing because god knows the trouble a machine would go through having to get an ear piercing without damaging wiring, that sort of thing).
The surface of the dome is split up into separate parts in the same sort of sense the world is split up into countries, since the robots don't know anything outside the dome and as such perceive it as just, the world. There is also the underground of the dome which was initially intended as a prison system but overtime became more of a dog-eat-dog world packed with criminals. Machines beneath the ground are much more physically imposing and are prone to violent behavior.
LC has 3 main characters. Greyscale, Saturate and Inforn.
Greyscale is a 11'8ft disproportionate white cat who has earned notoriety through media coverage, some being truthful while others being made up and muddying the waters. Despite the stigma however they would never go out to actively hunt down someone without a good enough reason as to not put herself at risk. It prioritizes self preservation and is often reserved.
Contrasting him is his daughter, Saturate. A 1'9ft Frankenstein of a robot who was illegally built out of parts found in a junkyard, including her CPU, which wasn't wiped of any previous data and effectively made her start off life with the programming of a 10 year old kid and miss out on almost an entire childhood, only being updated a few times before being left at 13. Due to the unorthodox way she was built she has been mistaken for a rodent more than she has been identified as being a bear. She is constantly anxious to some degree and actively makes an effort to keep people far away by being hostile.
The two of them live in an old hotel where they mostly have to hide in. Unfortunately due to trespassers or journalists they find themselves threatened with being discovered quite a lot. To combat this, Greyscale is incredibly territorial and would go out of their way to make sure the person who set foot in the hotel wouldn't leave. Most of the time, the body of the trespasser is later on utilized as a source of components, skin and motor oil. Greyscale has no qualms harvesting these whether or not the person is dead or alive, and the parts tend to go towards repairing Saturate, the weaker of the two. As a result, she has experienced dying on a couple of occasions, only to be unethically brought back from the dead.
And opposing these two is Inforn. A 6'5ft black cat who works in a news network as a reporter and anchor. He is responsible for most of the misinformation on Greyscale, yet could never bring himself to go near her. By indirectly putting the two in a dangerous living situation they have developed an immense hatred for him overtime. Stakes would most likely raise if he somehow found where they were hiding.
wagghhge I THINK. i think i've spilt my brains enough. theres ofc some other guys too but if i went on about more ppl this ask would quickly turn into a book chapter, so i'll leave it with the main information
AND for future reference i'll tag this post in particular incase the question is repeated
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Hey there!! :)
Saw your post, and decided to pop in!
Sooo I have a few questions.
1. Who is your favorite TMNT brother to write/draw?
2. I read that you work as a nurse! First off, thank you for your service đ Second, do you have any favorite whump/hurt fics that youâve written? And does it bother you when you read medical inaccuracies in fics? ;)
3. Do you have any pets?
4. (As a nurse) what would you say is peoples biggest phobias when it comes to being in a hospital setting? And how do you usually help them? (If youâre not comfortable with answering this question, thatâs totally fine and thereâs no pressure!)
5. Whatâs one of your favorite memories that always makes you smile or even shed a happy tear? :)
Hope youâre doing well!! đ
~ Melissa
hi and thanks for the ask :3
for sure either mikey or leo. i have a real soft spot for them, and so naturally i kind of just.. unleash all my feelings onto them making them both my personal stress ball haha :')
thank you! ik i said i hate it a majority of the time but it does indeed have it's perks :) i recently wrote a 2k3 pre-sainw fic where the boys had to chop mikey's arm off and whilst i've never done anything of the sort irl (that would be. traumatising to say the least lol) i do enjoy the nitty gritty bits of real hurt/comfort. i did consider working on ER for a bit buuuttt im actually a huge baby and get stressed VERY easily so a high paced setting like that is not good for me! and for medical inaccuracies, i can get over it pretty quick unless its like JARRINGLY obvious, im cool with fic just being fic yknow:) its stressful trying to write something 100% accurate when youre not totally sure about the material itself haha
yup i sure do!! i have two dogs and a cat that are all the best babies in the world !! <33 im about to move out into my own apartment with my cat, as she's mine and im debating on whether to get her a little orange friend or not just to keep her company when im at work
i mostly work in elder care! which brings its challenges and also means i work with a lotttt of dementia patients. i'd say the worst thing for them is the lost feeling they get? because hospitals and such places can be scary! and then when you're already confused and lost? extra scary:( it really breaks my heart when i'll be talking to an elderly patient that does NOT wanna be there, and all they want is their mama :( i actually was gonna write a 2k3 splinter fic about dementia just cos im surrounded by it almost daily, but i wasn't sure how many people would be interested in a fic like that, so i just kind of abandoned it haha but yeah, trying to reassure people that they're safe and in the right place is a Lot especially when they're so lost within themselves. and sundowning is my biggest Bitch ever lol
oooohh best memory?? very random but when i was like 5 years old and me and my grandpa sat in his kitchen on a really cold, wet winters morning and he made me chocolate oatmeal and we sat and ate it together. he passed a few years after and i didn't get to see him much as we lived in separate countries but it's a really strong, happy memory in my head that i think of all the time when i have something warm and yummy on cold, sad days :)
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soo if you dont mind me asking, do you know when or why you started coming to some kind of realizations that you were bi (or possibly lesbian)?
i have lived my entire life convinced im straight but after some things i realized that i may be bi. But i dont know. i dont think im a lesbian but i also know im not fully straight, you know?
please don't answer if this too personal or uncomfortable, i dont want you to answer anything that makes you feel uncomfortable. you can totally ignore it.
I saw your post about talking things through with your friend recently and i'm really happy you were able to have that open conversation with someone you trust about yourself, despite what your label or sexuality may be â¤ď¸.
if you do choose to answer this, thank you in advance. i appreciate it.
of course i don't mind you asking!! honestly i'm very flattered and honored to be asked this as i'm certainly no expert on sexuality or anything like this, but it makes me happy that my blog is a safe and welcoming space for someone who has these kinds of questions!
so, here's sort of a quick and dirty rundown of my sexuality journey. (i ended up putting this under a cut because it got a bit long whoops).
for starters, i grew up in a christian household in a small, conservative town in the middle of nowhere texas. my parents are far from being fundamentalists or anything, but they just... never spoke about other sexualities. i didn't even know being gay was an OPTION until i was about 12.
in middle school, many of my friends began to discover/experiment with sexuality and gender labels. i never really did, i always felt content and comfortable with my attraction to boys. (or, due to recent realizations, my supposed attraction to boys. but we can touch on that later).
then, some time around when i was 12-13, i had an Experience that made me begin to question things a bit.
i was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday party, and after a long night of fun we all fell asleep in her living room in our sleeping bags. i was the first to wake up in the morning, and in order to not wake anyone else up, i stayed in my sleeping bag and played video games on my phone. at one point, another girl woke up, and since we were the only two awake, she came and sat next to me. i didn't know this girl too well, she was a mutual friend of the sleepover girl. but at one point, in order to better see what i was playing on my phone, she crawled inside the sleeping bag with me.
and i just remember feeling warm all over as she laid next to me. i was struck with the sudden desire to pull this girl close and cuddle with her. i don't remember anything else about that sleepover except this one moment early in the morning.
i went to school the next week and spoke about this with one of my friends who knew they were queer, saying that i thought i might have a crush on this girl and wondering if i could possibly be bisexual.
and... my friend told me that no, i didn't have a crush on this girl, i clearly just wanted to be Really Really Good Friends with her. obviously. comphet hits even the queer middle schoolers, apparently.
and so after that i was like 'okay then you're the expert! guess i don't like girls :)' and then literally didn't think about it for the next 2-3 years.
time jump to 15 year old Mal, stuck inside during the Covid Summer of 2020 with nothing to do. my brother and i decided to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time together to pass the time. i saw Suki on screen for the first time and felt something in me Change.
i've always had fictional crushes, you know? but nothing like this.
and as all well adjusted gen-z kids do, i made a bunch of memes about it. at first they were all jokes. just, 'lol, look how much i love this fictional character'.
but after a while i began to realize that i wasn't exactly joking anymore.
so there you have it folks, suki from avatar made me like girls.
but even after this realization, i still wasn't exactly comfortable with calling myself bisexual. i went by queer for a little while, before eventually settling on bisexual. now, ATLA was my first introduction to the world of animation. i began to watch a ton more animated shows after finishing it, and in all the shows i often found myself more drawn to the female characters than the males. don't get me wrong, i still enjoyed those characters, but i was OBSESSED with the girls.
and after i went back to school in person, i did begin to notice that what i originally thought was just wanting to be friends with girls was running a bit deeper than that. i had my first real girl crush (i stopped liking her after she trashed the legend of korra to my face though).
and that was my life for the last few years! i was very happy with being bisexual, and i am very lucky that i have such a supportive and accepting friend group. coming out to my friends was so easy and i've never been worried they wouldn't accept me, which is great.
and now, for what has led me to believe i might possibly be a lesbian.
i got my first boyfriend my senior year of high school. he was an absolutely wonderful guy. i've always been pretty 'picky' when it comes to men. i get crushes very easily but if a guy starts to reciprocate then they have to meet this high list of standards i have composed in my head. and this guy met them all.
by all accounts, i should have been SO happy. like i'm not even exaggerating when i say that this boy was basically perfect. he treated me so well. my friends and family adored him.
and yet, something just didn't feel right. i started to get very nervous about being alone with him. i started getting annoyed whenever he texted me. i started avoiding seeing him, avoiding having him come over. eventually it got to the point where i decided i just had to end things, because something was off with me and i didn't want to string him along when he deserved better. i broke up with him and didn't shed a single tear.
everyone was pretty confused, but eventually got over it. i thought that perhaps it was just a fluke. it was my first real relationship, maybe i was just nervous.
but then it happened again this year in college. i met a great guy on a dating app. we had fun together, he was really nice and respectful. we never made it official, but we spent enough time together it was basically a relationship. and then, again, when everything should have been going well i started feeling the same things as before. anxiety, annoyance, avoidance. i broke it off with him over text and felt relieved when it was finally over.
after that, i began to consider the possibility that i was never attracted to guys in the first place. i lost sleep over it, i was thinking so hard.
and then i thought to myself 'i don't think people who are attracted to guys have to think this hard about it'.
so since then, i've been entertaining the possibility that i might be a lesbian. it's still a journey, and i'm working on being okay with the in between stage i'm in. i don't want to put a definitive label on myself until i've been with a girl, which isn't something i've had the opportunity to do yet.
and that's sort of all the major events in my life that i've had in regards to my sexuality!
i hope this has been of some help to you, anon! i also just want to add in some reassurance as well. sexuality can be a complex thing, so don't feel the need to rush into a new label if you're not ready yet. everyone's journey is at their own pace, and you're not 'less' bisexual if this is something you've only recently discovered about yourself!
i wish you all the luck with your self-discovery, anon! and my inbox and dms are always open if you have more questions!
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hey cee I think Iâm aLso in my smitten!yn era
thereâs this guy I met last year and heâs the sweetest dorkiest funniest darling ever and I think we get along really well. he lives quite far away so weâve been facetiming a lot and (since we both play violin) sometimes weâll call each other while weâre practicing and give each other feedback, or sometimes just listen to music and vibe and itâs the best thing ever. we also have a lot of inside jokes and we even have matching zebra plushies!! I just really really like him.
but he just told me like last week when we were calling that he was gonna go to his one friendâs graduation thatâs happening on the 13th (and I think heâs traveling early to see her).
I have a feeling that he really likes her bc he always talks about how her siblings are like his own brothers and they just get along so nicely. this girl is also like the sweetest prettiest smartest person and sheâs so nice and I also know her fairly well, so I could never wish ill on her bc sheâs just,,,so so wonderful.
heâs also mentioned briefly that they had some sort of argument or falling out last fall (he didnât seem to want to tell me so I didnât push it) and that was when he kind of just shut off and didnât answer to my texts or anyone elseâs. so he plans to go to her house and surprise her and he seemed really excited about it (she had just texted him telling him they needed to âtalkââim assuming theyre gonna work out whateverâs been going on).
so Iâm just kind of conflicted and sad bc for one I kind of feel like Iâm living in someone elseâs romcomâthey really do have the perfect setup and deep down I know theyâd be great together. I do feel like a second lead or whatever lmao. also heâs four years older than me and we just might be on different paths in life.
Iâm just choosing to be happy for him and hope that he and the girl work out their disagreement or whatever happened between them, and that he has a lot of fun surprising her for the graduation. I know Iâm probably just a friend to him and whatever I think is just in my head.
sorry to whoever is gonna read this, and if you made it this far thanks for listening <3 Iâm not asking for any solution, just wanted to tell someone what Iâve been burying for a while. love you cee :)
okay people we really need to focus on our own traits and what we bring to the table and what we love about ourselves because yes other people may be sweet and kind and smart but WE ourselves are also sweet and kind and smart!!! i don't know if what i'm going to say is going to useful or even relevant to your situation but i have been getting a concerning number of 'cee i'm also in my smitten era' messages and I MUST SAY THIS
ever since my breakup i've been operating with the 'the universe will always lead me to where i need to be' mindset and just trusting the process and i think that if ur in ur smitten era you should also trust this mindset -- if you are not meant to be with this person, it just means that there's someone else out there who you haven't met yet that will think YOU are the sweetest kindest smartest person they've ever had the pleasure of knowing. we do not chase after people who don't want us and as hard as it was for me to understand this point (and tbh i'm still working on this) our self-worth and value is dependant on ourselves and nobody else. just because the person you like potentially may not like you back does not mean that you are not good enough or pretty enough or smart enough, i always chalk it up to a compatibility issue! and why the heck would you want to be with someone you aren't compatible with romantically!!! gosh darn it!!!! everyone needs to STAND UP i want everyone in this room to tell me what they love about themselves nAAoOWW
but also yes depending on how old you are a four year age difference is significant because like 18 and 22 or 19 and 23 for example are both SUCH different foundational ages (recently found out my ex just started dating a 19 year old and it skeeved me out a little so maybe i'm just biased) so you can be sad about this for as long as you need to but just know that perhaps this is for the best and you will find someone more compatible
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Hi :), I know you published Sober II like, one year ago, but I've to let you know that it's been keeping me from studying for my exam. I love you for that, it's absolutely beautiful. But I have to know more about Alexander. I've got some Princess Caroline's vibes from him, like, sure, let's help my ex's strange "friend" publish his book, no personal feelings involved. Where did he pop out from? Does he has hobbies? Do he and Richard just talk shit about Francis sometimes? And, most importantly, why does Francis have a strange coral of exes very capable in their fields?
hi hahaha what an ask, canât believe alex is getting some limelight. im sure the audience has been begging for more information about him.
honestly the answer to several of your questions is that francis runs in wealthy circles and those people are all unbelievably connected in ways the rest of us canât comprehend.
i think alex is probably pretty good at his job but heâs definitely a nepo baby who got into the publishing game young and has the luxury of doing all his friends solids when they decide theyâre poets while broke writers everywhere fight for scraps. francis is not the first to call in a favour.
he and francis most likely met in their early to mid twenties when francis was in new york and after some rich people flirting hooked up semi-regularly without ever being an item bc francis wasnât interested (never even occurred to him, heâs not a big commitment guy and alex is too nouveau riche for him). alex is way more into francis than the reverse but he also resents this bc francis is annoying. they donât talk often after that but they occasionally run into each other at cultural events and theyâll chat bc they have similar sarcastic dispositions in some regards.
when francis hits alex up re richard he takes the call bc 1) theyre not on bad terms 2) he thinks francis has decent artistic taste and 3) everyone who knows francis in boston thought he had drowned himself in the charles river, and having this prime gossip / being the first to know is satisfying enough to make him indulge francisâ request. plus he did feel sort of bad about his dying and is wondering if francis reaching out is opening the door to rekindling something. and then he reads the manuscript (journal) and thinks âhuh, definitely publishableâ so he runs with it. heâs profit-driven but heâs also got an ego-driven urge to have artistic freedom that manifests in taking on the odd rogue project.
i think he and richard get along ok- theyâre not like, friend friends, just professional friends, but their temperaments gel well together somehow. they donât really irritate each other like francis does, but theyâre also less interested in each other. i actually think the matter of francis is less of a bonding point and more of a rare friction point for them. alex is sort of jealous / wilfully unimpressed by richard bc why would francis be into this random californian nobody moreso than him, so he plays up the condescension a little sometimes. richard isnât jealous but he doesnât like it at all when alex makes any reference to his past w francis. beyond that they do have sort of a casual pen-pal situation going on even outside of work.
what he does outside of work⌠idk i think heâs quite a workaholic actually. sort of yuppy-culture adjacent (by way of pre-existing wealth, but recent, like second gen). he likes being in a hectic office throwing papers around and complaining about no one doing shit except for him. but he does like a bit of high culture and is also a heavy heavy sports guy. his dating life is a mess. heâs not out to his family but theyâre all semi-estranged anyways and he only really speaks to his brother (who is an investment banker).
i do think francis has a lot of exes. not from like serious relationships but he definitely gets around & also probably has quite a few semi-established âseeing someoneâ situations at various points. i feel like theyre pretty varied except in a socioeconomic sense. definitely some dubious set-ups when he was in his late teens. several âstraightâ guys. a couple heâs actually friendly with. the clandestine boston rich homosexual dating scene is probably fairly incestuous. kim was probably one of his longest relationships but i think in typical francis style it was a bit up and down / letâs not talk about it (<- various underlying issues) even before the deus ex grandfather.
and sorry about your exam. but thanks for the diligent readership.
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OMG THAT LAST CHAPTER AAAAA my boys 𼚠if you hadn't said it on here, I would've never known you struggled w/writing Kokichi, it seriously feels so natural and I LOVE when authors include that clowny jester vibe to him!! But now that we're REALLY REALLY into the thicc of the story, I'm realizing how much I miss the camp!! idk about everyone else, but it was always the most interesting setting for me when I was into Percy Jackson! So basically I'm gonna annoy you with my barrage of questions that are 100% unrelated to the most recent chapter đ
I know it was mentioned that Maki's cabin was undecorated for a long time, but did she ever get to personalizing it? I'd love to know about the cabins and their designs! I'd also love to know what kind of stuff they do at the talent shows? Idk if its the fact that the fic is based off the pjo musical, but I get theatre kid vibes from specifically kaede (even if she can't sing LOL) Speaking of her, since it was mentioned that she could play any instrument, I'm wondering if there were instruments /canon-specifically-talent-related equipment at camp for everyone? Also some of the dialogue had me questioning if they're even allowed to curse at camp or not đ
HIIIIII im finally getting to this <3 first of all i love you im kissing u on the forehead every time i get an ask or comment from u it makes my whole day.
answers to ur questions beneath the cut as always!!
i also miss camp </3 i was talking about this with someone else yday (hiiiii evan) but in a universe where pointy objects reaches its end and i STILL want more.....there are little one-off scenes that dont fit into the main narrative of the fic but i'd still theoretically like to write......and the immediate reaction to the campers (+ hajime and nagito) realizing seven of them went missing along with an rv. it would be a lot of dialogue but the phone calls nagito had to make to all the parents of the missing (good and bad) kids. also the godly meetings where shit went bad, and then really bad, and then somehow even worse. pointy objects has always been very v3-centric given our main characters, but some of my favorite chapters so far have been when i've been able to feel out characters from the other games as well.
ok. THAT was a big tangent LMFAO ok re: maki: yes! it took a long time; she had very little interest in doing decoration shopping or really Anything in the first year or so after arriving at camp/her friend's death (she also did not see her situation as static or permanent â no point in something like that, y'know?). for her 14th birthday, kaede took the reins on planning with nagito a cabin design that she thought maki might like; and now presently, her cabin has a "red velvet" theme! DIY headboard for her bed made with literal red velvet that kaede and maki built themselves, plush red sheets, red walls (another eyesore of a cabin...), with a small collection of photos and trinkets and artwork and decorations she's amassed over the years since. she has a picture of her parents sitting in the bottom drawer of her dresser than only kaede knows about.
as for the others â i take a lot of inspiration from their research labs, but i haven't plotted out in my head exactly how they all look, y'know? miu's is definitely very lab-like, angie's paints her walls white at the beginning of every summer and over the summer months fills them corner to corner with new designs, kiyo's has more bookshelves than wall space, the like.
now: talent shows! it's very informal, with prizes like choosing the next camp-wide game, getting out of dinner duty for a week, etc. classic staples include himiko's magic shows (with tenko as a willing and eager assistant) (who also will at times retrieve less willing participants from the audience) (usually nagito). miu tries her own "magic tricks" that usually involve adding new features to kiibo and making them parade them around onstage; kiibo gets their comeuppance by forcing miu to learn kpop dance choreo and perform with them (as kokichi films, naturally). kaede can play instruments to get around the limitations of her power (also yes â 100% theater kid, alongside kiyo [+ kokichi, who wont admit it]), and there's a whole collection of instruments in the girls' common area that she's mastered/is working on learning (her most recent is a theremin that she and kiyo are both very interested in). it's a lot of repeats, because there are some kids who always prefer to chill in the audience rather than get onstage themselves, but everyone has lots of fun <3 (except nagito [usually made to suffer during them] and hajime [often tasked with tie-breaking the winner, also suffering])
as for ur last question: TRUST they are definitely allowed to swear. hajime would've exploded years ago if that wasn't the case. the barrier they erected following tsumugi's massacre is capable of a lot of things, but nothing can defeat the resigned frustration of wrangling a clusterfuck of the weirdest demigods they've ever dealt with (/fond)
WOW that got long again! good thing i love it <3
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When DWIT thoughts came out. I was graduating my sophomore year of high school. I am now a sophomore in COLLEGE. I remember talking to my therapist in detail about the redux episode over online therapy in July of thr first wave of the pandemic. And since then, what have we really got? I feel bad bitching about this because the one friend I tried to talk about it was like 'content creators don't owe people anything'. Except. They kinda do if people are literally paying them via patreon? And it's the main thing you're known for? And you give us nothing in between?
Idk, part of me just wants closure. That's why I fucking hate what's happening to the dsmp right now. I left Sanders Sides for the DreamSMP and honestly, I don't regret it. But Dream and Thomas have something in common. Taking an amazing, unique series. And never giving the fans proper closure. Granted Dream is worse than Thomas because he's an actual groomer, but the situation with the finale and dsmp season 2, which I won't be watching, felt all too familiar.
If Thomas wants to stop doing Sanders Sides, or even can't, he should TELL US. He should tell us no more content us coming. That he's sorry, but without Joan(I hope I spelled their name right) he can't continue. Apologize, but step away. At least we'd have an answer!
I'm sorry for rambling in your ask box. You just seem to be the only person actually talking about this. I've unfollowed most Sanders Sides account, deleted all the fanart off my phone, stopped roleplaying. But I met my best friend, my WIFE through Sanders Sides on tumblr! I named myself after a character! I sent that ask (the one about being named Patton) when I was half asleep and a little delusional after studying all night.
I wish I had waited till I was into MCYT to name myself. I fucking realized I was trabs because of Thomas. If I had the Dsmp, or Hermitcraft, I'm pretty sure my name would be Wilbur, or Ren. But I chose Patton. And the guy who helped me chose my name, is kind of a dick.
literally i donât understand how people can say âthomas doesnât owe us anythingâ as if there arenât people literally putting money directly in his pockets via patreon so that we can have content. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
idk anything about dsmp other than what ive gleaned from mutualsâ posts, but i believe u lol (im more of a hermits kinda guy, particularly smajor, goodtimeswithscar, and LDShadowLady) (really hope nothing comes out about those three or i might quit the internet /hj)
and yeah thomas needs to be upfront about the behind the scenes shit (which is why im glad he posted that video recently!!! even if i feel like the details are still⌠somewhat vague⌠but heâs trying i guess?)
im sorry everythingâs turned sour for you patton </3 i get it, believe me i get it
letâs just hope that things improve at least somewhat đ¤đť
#and i dont wanna be the guy whos like âyou used a word wrongâ but idk if you used the word delusional right lol#like i dont wanna assume your experiences but as a literal delusional person im. wary about that word lmao#asks#ts critical#ts criticism
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Im bored & i saw an ask game so I just answered them all for fun~
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
No
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
I don't have an ex
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
No
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
Eh, it's complicated
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
Yes :3
6. What are you excited for?
Just having fun
7. What happened tonight?
???? It's morning. Hi.
8. Do you think itâs disgusting when girls get really wasted?
I support women <3 be safe with alcohol though
9. Is confidence cute?
Yes!
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Coffeee
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Im paranoid but like mostly my dad & brother. But Aidan for sure.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Yes but my jeans phase died when my thighs came in
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Idk hopefully play katamari and talk to friends
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
IDK.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
I kiss my parents goodnight so no.
16. Do you think youâll change in the next 3 months?
Im always changjng
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Either my marefriend or Aidan depending on the subject
18. The last time you felt broken?
Hmm sometime in the past few days I think i had a tiny moment but not seriously for at least a month.
19. Have you had sex today?
Im still drinking my coffee calm down..
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
Just spam out job applications low care style and make it their problem. Waste the companies time not ur own
21. Are you in a good mood?
Kind of but I'm soooo sleepy
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
My parent have swam with whale sharks once that would be nice
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dadâs?
Yes! Mine are maybe a little more colorful but we both have gray with a ring of hazel orange
24. What do you want right this second?
To hug my girlfriend & fall asleep
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Im in a unique situation for this question where my GF is poly and already is with a few other ppl before we started dating and I'm the most comfortable talking through being BPD triggered with her so like we could talk through it if I got bothered
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
I haven't dyed my hair for a few years. going pink could be fun
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesnât make you laugh?
I laugh at a lot of things rlly easily so probably no. All sorts of jokes even bad puns, and just like cute or charming behavior
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
I don't remember laugh out loud. Probably something my girlfriend said last night
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Long distance is hard but I don't feel like that's exactly the same as missing someone. I was thinking about my late childhood dog the other day and how I can still image the feel of petting her in various places, the shape of her body and the texture of her hair on like her back and in front of her ears and her neck.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Ya
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
My dad is nice
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
We are marefriends!!
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
Yes. I had a pespi for the first time in ages a couple days ago and it knocked me the fuck out
34. Listening to?
Just noises rn but I've been playing We <3 Katamari so various variations of the main theme keep playing in my head.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
I go through phases of using a little note book for organization but not recently.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
I kiss my parents goodnight so yeah
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not rlly, it's like infatuation & good first impressions. Love of everything is like built up over time.
38. Who did you last call?
My marefriend <3
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
I don't remember, but Im always dancing alone with myself
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Saying goodnight to my parents
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
My mom bought cupcakes and a scone a month ago and we all agreed the cupcakes were pretty bland #sconesweep
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Not this morning no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Maybe years in the past? Not rlly recently.
44. Do you tan in the nude?
I don't want skin cancer </3 or a tan
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
No
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Close to. Very sleepy
47. Who was the last person to call you?
My dad
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Always!!
49. Do you dance in the car?
Yea
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Probably in some boy scouts thing years ago
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Maybe graduation?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I love music
53. Is Christmas stressful?
A little but mostly fun
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Yes they r my best friend
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Engineer, artist
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nop
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Too much
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Probably should
60. Wear slippers?
In this season
61. Wear a bath robe?
No
62. What do you wear to bed?
Soft pants + white t shirt
63. First concert?
Green Day probably
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target
65. Nike or Adidas?
Esos son Reebok o son Nike?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheeto
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Im ageric to peanuts & i love sunflower.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
My fortnite parody of Romeo & Juliet I wrote this January.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Hmmmm probably not
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
No
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Ya
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one but i probably could've done well
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes, i cry easily
74. What is your favorite book?
Idk reading is for losers. Sorry that's a lie
75. Do you study better with or without music?
With
76. Regularly burn incense?
No, I'm a good cook so i don't burn stuff <3
77. Ever been in love?
đ
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Vylet Pony i guess
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Ummmm idk. I feel like it was something eh with my parents we just passed by. Like third eye blind
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Not rlly a tea person. Cold?
81. Tea or coffee?
Coffeeee
82. Favorite type of cookie?
Smirking dog
83. Can you swim well?
Decent. I love water
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes
85. Are you patient?
Very
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Idk. I guess DJ has more powers so DJ
87. Ever won a contest?
A few. I won a jellybean guessing one like 15+ years ago
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Noooo
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Green but all 'lives are beautiful
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Im gay..
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Under chimnie
92. Do you want to get married
Down the line
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i would like to hear more on the patrick vs brendon vocal ability discussion if you would maybe want to rant đ đ (hshsgehdv also I've recently come to know that mr urie is Not that great of a Person so appreciate you for making that post <3)
all right so full disclaimer: the last time i had any notable vocal training was like about 10 years ago. i did get some vocal training but i have undergone hrt since then so most of what i did know is pretty useless since ive never taken the time to actually relearn my range. my understanding of this stuff is old and limited so if anyone whos actually up to date on this shit can weigh in thats always great. im doing this because im a salty mccuntnugget whos had too much honey jack daniels for one night and that apparently is what supercharges me to write emo bandmember cringe compilation posts. somehow.
this got long so im throwing it beneath a cut. click for more if you wanna read about one guy on the internet having Opinions about which of these two dudes sings better
so once again: this is MYYYY OPINION im not your mom you are free to disagree or whatever i literally do not care. but an anon asked so im going to answer. here we go.
FIRST NOTE. comparisons between patrick and brendon have been going on since the dawn of the fucking age but brendon his own damn self decided to act like patrick was copying him vocally so that means i can be as mean as i want cause he started it. weâre doing playground logic here cause this is my blog and i do what i want and also cause hes that much of a cunt.
so i want to start things off with a reminder that patrick stump did not set out to be a singer! he was not picked out of a lineup for his vocal ability. he mostly just wanted to write songs, and it was joe and pete who made a point of saying "no actually you should sing." and it takes patrick a while to actually grow into his range and gain confidence as a singer since his real love is composition. it's not until infinity on high in 2007 that you really hear him growing into his own as a vocalist and it's not until the hiatus/posthiatus that you really hear his vocal confidence.
brendon got to be the singer for panic because bassist brent wilson knew him in high school and he thought his vocal ability was top notch. the rest of the band agreed. it also took brendon a while to grow into his voice. in fact in the early days before panic actually took off (aka before ryan ross badgered pete wentz into signing a band of mostly high schoolers), people on old fob forums legitimately thought that brendon WAS patrick. old articles refer to panic as fall out boy clones for probably that reason.
brendon actually made his vocal debut on a fall out boy record, from under the cork tree (which was released may 5 2005, whereas panic's debut a fever you can't sweat out wouldn't release until september 27 2005). he does a little part in 7 minutes in heaven (atavan halen) on the chorus (he does the second "i keep telling myself, i keep telling myself i'm not the desperate type") and it's genuinely something a lot of people miss, because he sounds a lot like patrick here. later in 2008, this would happen again on 20 dollar nosebleed, which gave brendon a much bigger vocal part (again he splits the chorus with patrick) but in which their vocal inflections are very very similar to the point where a lot of people donât realize he contributed vocals there.
so there are a lot of similarities, particularly when these two guys were still growing into their voices. it was during fob's hiatus that these started to diverge, and by 2017 they would be wildly different.
patrick readily admitted a lot that he never really intended to be a singer and it wasn't until infinity on high (2007) that he made a genuine attempt to be a singer in earnest. this reticence would often show live. it wasn't until the hiatus and then posthiatus that patrick, and also the rest of the band, had a consistent live presence imo. fob had a lot of infamously sloppy shows - fun to watch, but sonically kind of all over the place - and patrick wouldn't always be the most consistent vocalist. he'd be strong one night and breathy the next, and it wasn't until the hiatus that he started taking vocal lessons.
but the improvement really really shows now. patrick is a much more consistent and powerful vocalist posthiatus, and he's reportedly incredibly diligent in taking care of his voice. that's why you often see him making these kinds of faces in backstage videos; he's doing vocal trills, which are a specific kind of warmup that helps limber up the voice preshow. they look and sound a little silly, but warmups are important to make sure you dont damage your voice. patrick has specific warmup routines and also goes on vocal rest and doesn't do a lot of talking prior to doing a show.
so brendon does double shots before every show. iâll be honest here i tried to do more research into what goes into warmup routines before panic shows but i Cannot deal with hearing this man talk about himself more than i already have tonight so if anyone else wants to source whatever he does. please do. i would not be surprised if he treats his voice fucking atrociously but even if he doesnât...his upper register (which is basically his one party trick in live settings) is starting to sound awful strained on studio vocals as of 2022, which is not a good look.
i also want to emphasize that even if his technical ability took time to really come into its own, patrick has always been an incredibly emotionally versatile vocalist. from under the cork tree is really the first time you get to see this shine, where patrick swings from cocky tongue-in-cheek irony (our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued) to aching vulnerability (i've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth) to snarling anger and accusation [get busy living or get busy dying (do you part to save the scene and stop going to shows)]. factor in the bonus tracks and you get patrick at his most ruthless (my heart is the worst kind of weapon), his most raw and desolate (star 67), and a rare appearance of some borderline unclean vocals (snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers).
posthiatus this is even more apparent. save rock and roll in 2013 demanded an incredible depth of emotional and technical range, and patrick was noticeably a little gun-shy about actually committing to doing those kinds of riffs live, since he wasnât sure he was going to have to perform those songs live. by 2018â˛s mania, i want to emphasize that you can actually HEAR patrick smiling in "sunshine riptide." on mania, you also have songs that demand a diverse range of tone and vocal depth: âstay frosty royal milk teaâ is a snarling, punchy opening track that reminds you that patrick was a drummer first, but this is also paired with the eclectic edm-soaked âyoung and menace,â the crooning doo-wop style ballad âheavenâs gate,â the reggae-flavored âHOLD ME TIGHT OR DONâT,â and the closing track which, full disclosure, is probably one of my favorite songs of all time, âbishops knife trick.â and patrick pulls them all off! the best display of this was that he was able to do young and menace live in both its original incarnation and in the somber, stripped-down piano version.
also, as a note: fall out boy songs are really fucking hard to sing. the vocal range they demand is absolutely insane even if youâre not some drummer who got strongarmed into being a singer. the fact that patrick can replicate these vocals live and maintain a rich emotional diversity in tone is really, really noteworthy.
panic songs are also pretty hard to sing. they require a lot of vocal acrobatics, which was an ambitious thing for a band composed of mostly high schoolers when they started out. early performances were really rough because not only was brendon struggling, the rest of the band was struggling to perform songs live that ryan ross wrote on his computer lol.
so now is the part where i start drinking heavily so i can talk about brendon vocals. brendon has the technical talent, even if, like patrick, it took him a while to grow into it. but his emotional versatility is, imo, sorely lacking, and that was evident in early days but it would only get more glaring as time went on. a fever you canât sweat out in 2005 had a lot of really intensely emotional moments and emotionally charged songs, but it took me a few listens to really grok that because brendon sings them all with the same upbeat energy. and you can put that down on him being an inexperienced singer still figuring his way around this whole âbeing a frontmanâ gig, but the trend actively continues and in fact gets worse over time. i think 2008â˛s pretty. odd. gave us some insight into this due to the pronounced vocal role that ryan ross gets on that album. he takes lead vocals on âbehind the seaâ and gives us some audible backing vocals throughout in a way that suggests to me that, on some level, the band was aware that they needed someone with more emotional range to counter brendonâs straight-on belting.
so itâs...kind of uncomfortable seeing brendon do said full on belting and also a borderline striptease dance to âcamisadoâ live (which, for those not in the know, is a song ryan ross wrote about his life with his abusive alcoholic father). and iâm not gonna pretend i have any say in whether or not ryan was okay with something so ruinously personal being performed in that kind of way when he was no longer in the band, but it SURE does sit kinda weird with me!
cause brendon is a belter, and thatâs just kind of his one mode. this really got more apparent after vices and virtues (2011), and too weird to live, too rare to die (2013), because there was a little more emotional range there. but that pretty much dies out after those records and brendon kind of has these two moods for everything released here on out: itâs either âi love weedâ or âi love my wifeâ and thereâs not a lot of range between. he doesnât have much in the way of moderation. my one single experience in attempting to see panic live (in 2019, no less. it wasnât a good time lol) was just kind of...relentlessly high-energy regardless of the song, because again, that seems to be brendonâs one setting. he frantically climbs the scale and hits really high notes to keep the energy up without ever actually letting it dial down at any point. itâs not about playing to the song; itâs about reminding the audience, constantly, of what a vocal powerhouse he is, at all times. this does nothing whatsoever to counteract how emotionally flat he is as a performer.
remember that point i made about the differences between patrickâs performance of the high-energy original flavor young and menace and its acoustic piano version? well, you get a superficially similar instance in brendonâs renditions of âthis is gospelâ in both its original incarnation and the piano version, but i want to point out the difference in tone here. or rather, the fact that there kind of isnât one. contextually, âthis is gospelâ is a pretty somber song. it was written for and about spencer smith and his struggles with addiction before his eventual departure from the band, but itâs kind of hard for me personally to reconcile that with the way brendon vocalizes it, even in what is supposed to be a slower, more intimate rendition of it.
this got more glaring in 2018 on pray for the wicked, which gave us âdying in laâ which...is i guess, brendonâs attempt at some tonal diversity on an album that was basically back to front âCHECK OUT THIS WILD PARTY IâM ATâ but it doesnât really go anywhere, imo. it builds to something, but...doesnât actually resolve. iâm gauging this all on vocals, not lyrics, because thatâs the point of comparison iâm making - lyrics are a whole other kettle of fish. itâs just like, the guy cannot dial back even for a second and as a result there is NO variation in the way he performs, studio or live. after itâs been long enough, it just kind of starts to wear at you.
another very telling difference is how different patrick and brendonâs backing vocals are. backing vocals by definition need to be much more restrained than if you're taking lead. here's patrick backing travie in 2010 - he's very understated here. distinct and audible, giving us some nice vocal harmonies, but he keeps the spotlight very truly and deservedly on travie. this is also true for studio vocals, like on the lupe fiaso track "little weapon" from 2007 in which patrick isn't even one of the vocal features. he's audible if you know what to listen for, but most of his touch comes from the track's production and composition. more recently, here's patrick doing studio backing vocals in 2017 for a cover of "same drugs" with matt nathanson. once again, he's very good at dialing things back because he's not the lead here and he knows it.
let's contrast this with the cover 2010 panic did of "skid row" from little show of horrors, wherein dallon is meant to be the lead. fortunately dallon manages to shine regardless, but it's...a little jarring that brendon is ostensibly meant to be the support here but vocally and stylistically is belting like he's front and center. another telling instance is this performance of âamericaâs suiteheartsâ featuring brendon. in fairness, both patrick and brendon sound pretty rough here since this is a hard song to pull off! but brendon is supposed to be pulling support, and heâs riffing like heâs center stage. and itâs not particularly good riffing either lol.
âwhat a catch donnieâ is the most egregious example of this though. iâve said this before, but brendon REALLY sticks out in a not great way on whatâs supposed to be a soulful, honorary vocal feature. the rest of the fueled by ramen guys singing along are doing their guest spots in a very understated, tonally consistent fashion: distinct in their own rights, if you know what to look for, but definitely doing what they can to fit into the tone of the song. brendon comes barreling in singing DANCE DANCE like this is his fucking show, and it sticks out so badly because heâs doing nothing whatsoever to conform to the tone of the piece.
a couple more points of comparison that i personally find really interesting:
âone of THOSE nightsâ off of the cabâs debut album whisper war (sidebar: GREAT ALBUM. i miss this band so fuckin much man) features both brendon and patrick; brendon is heard doing the post-chorus, and patrick does the final bridge and can be heard on the final chorus. both of them are belting here, but patrickâs got a strong emotion that suits the finish without being too overpowering and also crucially doesnât just stay...flat.
patrick actually does backing vocals on a couple other tracks on whisper war, like âiâm a wonder,â and in both that track and âone of THOSE nightsâ you can hear how much technical and emotional dexterity he has. the former has him belting and the latter has him doing a very restrained backing falsetto.
folie a deux era gave us two gentle lullaby pieces for peteâs first kid. the first is âlullabye,â the albumâs hidden bonus track. the second is âbronxâs lullaby.â patrick does the first, brendon does the second. the first sounds very gentle and tender, and the second sounds...i mean, i can tell what heâs going for. but it just kind of sounds ominous to me. so basically i can see why most people will talk about the former and ignore the latter lol lol
did you guys know brendon was on broadway. im kidding im kidding he has literally not shut up about being on broadway and seems to have made that his tertiary character trait since kinky boots. anyway hereâs brendon sounding like brendon on kinky boots and basically performing the song like any other panic song. here is patrick covering rocky horror and nailing tim curryâs part. i donât have any live covers of patrick to have a more accurate point of comparison (heâs in his studio here so he had the luxury of picking the best take) but i just think its fucking wild that patrick wasnt the one of them to go on broadway. fucks sake man.
i COULD compare the two of these guys covering queen but that just seems mean because fob was doing a whole entire studio session and brendon was just doing it over zoom and nah im just kidding i really am that petty. anyway hereâs fall out boy covering under pressure and patrick dueting with himself and managing to nail both freddie mercury and david bowieâs parts without losing his own distinctive touch. hereâs brendon doing his cover of under pressure and thanks i hate it.
lastly, cause i did my fuckin research here. here are some vocal coaches taking notes on live vocals for patrick and brendon respectively. you might note that they have a lot more notes to give to the latter, a lot more cautionary tales about how much brendon pushes his voice. if they do have critique to offer patrick, itâs in regards to clips of his prehiatus performances (or for that one 2013 thnks fr th mmrs performance when he was sick lol).
the bottom line for me is that patrick, stylistically, just has more range and more versatility. he can do virtually any genre - dancehall, rock, pop, rnb, hardcore, ska, funk, and SO MANY FUCKING MORE - and he can still sound distinctly himself. and for me, brendon only ever sounds like heâs singing the same song in the same genre; molding the song to suit his tastes and his range, and not the other way around.
all right thats all ive got steam for. patrick has always been a much more distinct and capable vocalist in my opinion and it kinda sucks that general public opinion seems to favor brendon so heavily cause brendonâs basically only got one emotional setting and couches the fact that he has no vocal dexterity in a lot of high notes and everyone just eats it up. itâs a diverting tactic and itâs worked. but that kinda seems to be brendonâs m.o. these days since heâs trying to shake low opinion of him by drumming up controversy and writing a song about a dude who hasnât been in the same band as him in 13 years so
#askin hours#anon#i had to open so many incognito windows for this cause i dont want this infecting my youtubes lol#i just use youtube to watch vinesauce streams and once a month i rewatch line goes up and sherlock is garbage#ive also said this before but its really really telling to me how patrick and brendon get involved w other artists#patrick loves music. he loves composition he loves instrumentation#he loves writing songs for people and he'll sing if he's asked to but mostly he just loves music#brendon just seems to love attention. he never takes a project that doesn't put him in center stage
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hello friends, on this first day of 2022 i've compiled a list of a few of my fave completed fics that i read in the last year. i know im not the only one who had a better time of things thanks to the hard work of authors making our faves hold hands and kiss
not all of these were written in 2021, but thats when i read them. oldest to recent, according to my bookmarks
stay tuned for recs of still in progress fics!
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Hi! this is out of my comfort zone really by doing this, but I needed to say something and you're the first account i thought couple help! but i've been a confident mileven shipper for years now. i've been able to handle backlash through reason, i've never worried about b*lers, let alone paid them much attention. but after volume two, everything shifted. between the hate mike got at the start for merely voicing the love he's had for the girl he's always loved, to the 180 of people strongly believing he's gay for Will again, it's just incredible. it's inescapable. im mostly observing twitter, which i'd say was a reasonably good place for milevens. it's now turned into a whole other world. infiltrated by kids who claim to want rep, which i fully support as a queer person myself, but who do it in exchange for misogyny and ableism. people who claim to love el yet want her heartbroken. and while this post is a rant, it's also one of concern, and id love to hear from someone as reasonable as you. im firm in my beliefs and my love for mileven, but the duffers have always loved their fan service, and this is unlike anything i've seen since fandoms like Sherlock or Supernatural. Essentially, my question is, do you think the duffers will give into this fan service? clearly the reasonable answer would be no, you don't ruin a 4 season build up like mileven for the sake of fan service. But id be lying if I said the sudden influx of B*ler shippers and the likes they've been getting isn't shocking. So what I'm trying to say is, as Mileven shippers, do you think we need to be worried for season 5? I can't believe im evensaying this; i wouldn't have thought it feasible even a year ago, but the public response is almost intimidating. All the best, and sorry for this dump!
Hey! Iâm so happy that you decided to reach out despite it being outside your comfort zone, and Iâm touched that you decided to ask me. No need to apologise whatsoever <3
Twitter is fun in that there are some really adamant Mileven defenders on there, but itâs also a deranged swirling cesspit of truly startling volatility, so yes, I understand why youâd be intimidated seeing what goes on over there. Especially given the absolute confidence that hardcore B*lers apparently have in an eventual endgame! Itâs astounding to me, how much faith they have. I understand why this vehemence from so many people - making tweets that garner tens of thousands of likes - could make anyoneâs faith waver, especially given the Duffersâ history of fan service.
But, Iâm still not worried. Iâve never been worried. I know that youâre not really worried yourself, but I understand needing a second person to say that theyâre not worried, either. And Iâm not! It doesnât matter how popular that ship becomes, the Duffers are going to stick to their guns when it comes to Mileven. They wrote Mike's monologue themselves. They said in a recent interview that they already know how the show ends and they arenât going to be influenced by other opinions - they also said âwe canât please everyoneâ. So thatâs a precisely comforting quote for your worries, whether or not it directly applies to By*ler shippers (I wouldnât be surprised if it did).
If you need some more assurance, just consider where Season 4 left off, and the fact that Season 5 is the last season. In these final eight or nine episodes, the characters are going to be very busy trying to save the world. There isnât going to be time across those episodes to not only break Mileven up, but also to suddenly have Mike go through a complete and utter change of character, come out as queer, and confess out of nowhere to wanting to be with Will.
It would be very bad story telling, and the Duffers are literally better than that. Their canon romantic relationships are all excellently written - Mileven, Lumax, Jopper and Jancy are all so, so good. So carefully developed, with such good payoffs. If B*ler was going to happen, we would know about it by now. It would not be hidden in subtext - see Vickie and Robin, and Willâs sexuality, which have all been explicitly addressed.
When it comes to our Season 5 endgame, Mileven shippers have one enemy and itâs the possibility of the death trope.
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Hi, I have a question re:sex and Christianity. Small background: I still go to church, and I still live with my parents even though I'm not much younger than you, because housing is very very expensive where I live (pretty common here, I would say about 2/3 of my friends live with their parents and we are decently privileged kids)
Anyway. How does one get over purity culture? To be clear, I've never been told in church not to have sex, I've never gotten the gendered lessons that you got. But I am terrified of having sex. My first real, multi-year relationship just ended and while there was hand stuff etc, there was never any p in v sex (lol I feel 12). But I still had insane anxiety about being pregnant despite being on bc. And I think its because I know my parents would be so disappointed if I had sex. And if I was pregnant I could imagine all the gossip. And honestly I think im from a pretty open church, b/c one of our previous ministers kids recently got married at 8 months pregnant and lots of church people were at the wedding and supportive and her parents were there and everything.
I dont even think I particularly like sex, i might be on the ace spectrum, but how do I remove it from all the anxiety that's tied to it so I can even give myself the chance to find out???
(Asking because it seems like you've been pretty open about purity culture/removing yourself from it)
CW for sex talk (again)
How does one get over purity culture?
Oh man. That really is the million-dollar question, huh? Obviously, I can only answer re my personal experiences, and this is something you should talk to a therapist about, but I can tell you how Iâve tackled it with my therapist at least.
Purity culture is, at its core, an ideology that is perpetuated by shame. If youâre indoctrinated into purity culture when youâre a kid, the concepts become baked into the way you construct your identity, your perception of self, and your perception of your sexuality. Itâs practically intrinsic, by the time youâre an adult, to feel shame any time youâre reminded you have a body, much less a sexuality.
According to the chapels I sat through every week as a kid, a girl's body could be 3 things: an intentional stumbling block for men, an accidental stumbling block for men, or unnoticeable. Women were to strive for the third option so as to keep their (and their male friends/authority figures) purity intact. After all, if a boy, or even your male teacher, had impure thoughts about you, it was your fault for tempting them (which, holy shit. I still canât believe that was a thing I bought into for so long. If my 45 yr old grown-ass teacher had impure thoughts because he could see my 12 yr old collarbone, that sure as hell wasnât my fault. But I digress.) The Only time a womanâs body can be something else, is when she gives it to her husband, at which point she must suddenly flip the switch in her brain that she is now allowed to be a Sexual Being and she must perform Sexual Duties despite living in outright fear of her own body and sexuality for years (decades?) up until this point. Jesus take the wheel.
Purity culture isnât a thing you can just decide to walk away from if youâve grown up in it. Because its ideology is insidious and internalized. So first you need to submit to the fact that youâre going to be fucked up about sex. It sounds like youâre there. Second, you need to interrogate what you believe. If youâre leaving religion behind entirely, youâll approach removing yourself from purity culture differently than if you still identify as a Christian. It sounds like you might be the latter, which meant, for me, separating whatâs actually biblical and whatâs shitty, contrived, doctrine that I was told is biblical but is actually more political than spiritual. This helps you address the shame issue.
You need to throw away I Kissed Dating Goodbye and Lady in Waiting and all those ridiculous books you read and reread in the hopes of somehow obtaining impossible marriage perfection and look into actual scripture interpreted within its historical context. I could write a book on this, but the TL;DR is that the text of the Bible was written, translated, curated, and changed multiple times over thousands of years by human beings with human biases and, often, personal and/or political agendas. It contradicts itself! Reading it as it isâa flawed historical documentârather than some sort of God-breathed perfect documentâis incredibly freeing. When you do, youâll probably realize that purity culture is bullshit on a spiritual level. Which is a good start, if that matters to you. Because any time you start to feel shame or guilt you can ask yourself: does God actually care if I wear a bikini or touch a dick Iâm not married to? Probably not. Wear the bikini. Touch the dick.
The most important therapy session for me was when my therapist asked what I would do if I got to heaven and God was actually the God Iâd been raised to fear. What would I do if he condemned me for being bisexual and having premarital sex and becoming educated, for arguing with men, and failing to isolate while menstruating, and wearing mixed fabrics? If Montero had come out at the point, I probably would have said Iâd pole dance down to hell. Instead, I said I would spit on heavenâs gates. If a god that cruel and that pointlessly demeaning really existsâa god who would create in me condemned desireâI won't worship him. The good news is, Iâm 99% sure he doesnât exist. At the very least, he isnât supported by scripture.
Okay. The final thing you need to do is figure out what you actually want, sexually speaking. This bit is probably the hardest. Iâm still in the early stages of this myself. You say: âI dont even think I particularly like sex, i might be on the ace spectrum, but how do I remove it from all the anxiety that's tied to it so I can even give myself the chance to find out???â Bro, I wish I had an easy answer for you. For me, whenever Iâm feeling anxious about Sex Things, I tell myself: 1. My God does not equate my worth to my sexual habits. 2. My partner does not equate my worth to my sexual habits. 3. I do not equate my worth to my sexual habits. It seems silly, but reminding myself of those three things is massively helpful. If, after Iâve sorted through those, Iâm still anxious or uncomfortable, I stop doing the thing. I evaluate. Am I overwhelmed and I need to try again some other time? Do I just not like the thing? Sometimes itâs hard to tell. Sometimes you change your mind. Sometimes you just donât know. Thatâs why having a partner who you trust and whoâs willing to patiently explore your interests (and respect your disinterests) is so important. Half the battle, for me, was having a partner who told me theyâd be ok with no sex at all. Because that took the pressure off me. If the bare minimum they need is nothing, then anything more than that is a bonus! Hooray! This is maybe TMI, but let me tell you. I thought I was asexual* right up until I was able to have moderately non-anxious sex. Never in my life did I think I would initiate a sexual situation but⌠I do now. Itâs a fun thing to do with a person I love and, holy shit. I am furious that I nearly missed out on it.
Finally, re birth control: I donât know how you can approach that fear in a way that works for you. If you donât want to ever have penetrative sex, thatâs fine! If thatâs a point of anxiety you canât get rid of, then don't push yourself to do it. If you find out you like other sex things, do the other sex things! If you don't like doing any sex things, don't do any sex things! Also, have you considered sleeping with people who canât get you pregnant? Always an option if itâs an option you want to consider. ;)
Okay. I hope this was even a little bit helpful. Sorry if itâs a little convoluted, I typed it up in bursts during my work breaks.
*This is not at all to say that asexuality can be âfixed." Rather, itâs to say that things like purity culture can drastically confuse your sexuality in general. If youâre asexual, then this process is still important to discover what you like/dislike. Then you can be explicit about those necesities and find a partner whoâs a good fit (if you want a partner at all, that is).
#purity culture#sex talk#christianity#sex and relationships#sex and religion#mylife#answered asks#aspec#cw sex
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